Is This The Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick...

[theguywithamessyhair]

Uhhh.. 24!

[ArielTV53]

Im not a Krusty Krab >:|

[EpikkGamer]

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA

No, this is patrick.

[timprime4]

Patrick: I'm not a krusty krab, I'm a nice guy! I'm a freaking melting pot of friendship! Caller 51 you're on the air.

Caller 51: Is this the Krusty Krab

Patrick: GOD DAMN IT!

(sound alot better in my head now thinking of it.)

[MrGamergirl123]

Is this the krusty krab? No! This is Sparta!!!!

[PlatinumDesigensHD]

I am watching this episode while watching this video

SOPNGECEPTION!!!!!!!!!!

[DIANA2000LoveMJ]

No,this is halloween. XD

[franciscojavierm]

35 people ARE Krusty Krabs

[oscarsalasg]

Never heard of adobe animation...

[mrt91592]

dont hate, congratulate!

(referring to patrick's jealousy of spongebob's awards)

[beatlebug98]

"Is this the real life?"

No, this is Patrick.

[MrRockman888]

THIS IS PATRICTSPARTA!

[Godoflightning5]

No, this is Chuck Norris.

[Coldfeat420]

NO! THIS IS PATRICK!.. im not a crusty crab..

[kikiosh1]

im not a crusty crab.

[clairetm63]

Is this hell?

No, this Hitler!

[NinjaSpiderVI]

Back when the show was funny. Oh, how far we have fallen.

[Rythmbot]

@NinjaSpiderVI It actually got better (in 2003) and then gradually worse.

[TheKingofAwesome11]

NOPE....it's just Chuck Testa

[thedeadspace2crew]

is this rick

[fallenscripture14]

why do people feel the need to quote the video directly in the comments and hope for votes? i saw the fucking video I don't need your pointless comment quoting it.

[nickofmillertime]

@fallenscripture14 Some people are fucking deaf. Jesus fucking fuck christ. You can see how intense and mature I am because I say fuck a lot.

Also the rhetorical question was pretty sweet too. Nothing like having an argument with yourself.

Maybe you missed quote day or something but people write down quotes because they like what they heard.

[TheTacoPorn]

I finished the end. n wn

When Spongebob was all, "Uh, Patrick that's the name of the restaurant.."

I was like,

"HNN. FISH PASTE."

...

I feel proud <3

[zelliscool55]

LMFAO at him at the end , "i am not a crust crab!"

[mrscookiestar]

Customer : Is this the krusty krab..??..

Patrick : No. this is patrick..

Customer : is this the krusty krab..??..

Patrick : nO! ThIs Is PAtRiCk!.

Customer : is this the krusty krab..??..

Patrick : NOOO!!! THIS IS PATRICK!!.. Im not krusty krab!!

Spongebob : uhh.. patrick that's the name of the resturant..

LOL

[wimpykid4525]

what episode is this

[Randabooh2015]

Lmao love this :) <3

[surf475]

Is this the krusty crab

No THIS IS PATRICK

caps lock for the win

[Vosva]

Is this Patrick?

No this is Patrick.

[lnsentience]

I'm not a Krusty Krab.

[thedeadspace2crew]

is this the krusty krab.

[DistortedShroob98]

@thedeadspace2crew No, this is Patrick.

[thedeadspace2crew]

@DistortedShroob98 is this the big head fuck

[DistortedShroob98]

@thedeadspace2crew NO! THIS IS PATRICK!

[thedeadspace2crew]

@DistortedShroob98 is this the FUCKER RAPE DICK NUDE KRAB

[DistortedShroob98]

@thedeadspace2crew NO!!! THIS IS PATRICK!!!

[Venku16]

Damn, dude! You recreated it yourself?! I don't know what the difficulty use of Adobe Animation is but really great job!

[darksword793]

Don't Ask Me Silly Questions, I Won't Play Silly Games, I'm Just a Simple Choo Choo Train and I'll Always Be The Same, All I Want To Do Is Race Beneath The Bright Blue Sky and Be a Happy Choo Choo Train Until The Day I Die

[mels784]

he so smart haha

[GinoTheeStranger]

I work at a call center. I think next time a customer calls and asks if this is the Home Loan Servicing Department, I will say,"NOOO, THIS IS PATRICK!!

[kavkawasdie]

so this's why i cant reseved in krusty krab??

damn, i knew it i kneww it!!!!!

[TomsCigReviews]

you guys hear the turd fall at the very end?

[HarryDoingStuff]

:Patrickface:

[TheRenZ007]

This Is The Krusty Krab?

No, this is Patrick

THIS IS MADNESS!?

No, this is Patrick

THIS IS SPARTA!!!?

NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

[brandon178904]

NO THIS IS PATRICK! I AM NOT A KRUSTY KRAB!!!!!

[SuperFastJewJitsu]

TONIGHT WE DINE AT KRUSTY KRAB!

[Smartalek101]

huh? Ooooooh --

FISH PASTE!

[loneranger0192]

Is this Patrick? No, this is the Krusty Krab.

[chawnchuu]

MY NAMES NOT RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pumpkingirl915]

NO This isn't patrick. It's PAT RICK.

[musickid203]

I dont this joke. Can someone explain it?

[Drmushman]

@musickid203 you... dont get it? WHAT!?

[Mashumaro99]

@Corandah20 Big Pink Loser

[Conradah20]

What episode is this?

[SecretSunset4]

Is this the Krusty Krab?

No, this is Patrick..

Is this the Krusty Krab?

o.o.. No, this is Patrick..

Is this the Krusty Krab?

NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!!!!

[Nadex995]

33 aren't Patricks :3

[ZoeAnnAnime]

Agreed @mrsquidward2

[iZestyyy]

No I'm Dirty Dan.

[Twilightlover10145]

pause exactly at 0:25 LOLOL patrick's expression :)

[numanumakid565]

NO THIS IS BILL CLINTON!!!

[TheColbearRepoorer]

0:09 why is Sandy calling to ask if this is the krusty krab?

[chaotails1996]

33 people thought it was the krusty krab

[69rdx]

I'm not a krusty krab

[Darkrockmanbeyond]

33 people were krabby patties

[NelzTheDelz]

Gunna' make some dubstep out of this... "My - Name - is - Skrill-" "NO THIS IS PATRICK!!!"

[LieutenantStandby]

fucking new zealand and their food bill. Like this if you followed the link from there ;)

[541masman]

There should be another mix, example;

This is Pandora

No this Patrick

This is SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

No!!!!! This Is Patriiiiiiiiick!!!!!!!!!!!

'explosion'

That would be funny

[MrSquidward2]

back when spongebob didn't suck....

[Fatman8797]

33 people are stupid, thumbs up if you agree

[cortes1988]

Im not a Krusty krab hahaha!

[shadow77281]

Is this the krusty crab??? No this is shadow77281!!! is this the krusty crab??? NO THIS IS SHADOW77281 I'M NOT THE KRUSTY CRAB!!!!!!!!!

[CameraKinz]

I know it says no questions, just watch. But I just wanna know....is this the Krusty Crab?

[cici2121]

Hahah I actually did this at work. xD

[OverNineThousandths]

The Krusty Krab should have an event of some sort to get money....oh i know, the Krusty Krab Karnival, the KKK!!!!.......wait.....shit

[DarkSmurfSora]

NOPE.

chuck testa.

[xxxEmiiixxxBunnyx]

Like if you thought this was funny and cute xD

[Themanlykoopa]

Rrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiinnnnngggg­g

Is this the krusty krab?

No this is Patrick.

Rrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiinnnnngggg­g

Is this the krusty krab?

No this is Patrick.

Rrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiinnnnngggg­g

Is this the krusty krab?

NO THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!!!

[Banana39815]

I LOVE patrick star! i make a bunch of videos with him including this one on my dsi.

[eddworldluver0123]

Lol "I'm not a krusty crab!"

[dls551]

how could someone dislike this?!

[Rhodzii]

this isnt the full one though at the end he puts his hands on his face, it zooms out to a picture of the krusty krab and patrick shouts FISHPASTE

;)

[ChameleonCarnotaurus]

Is this Pinhead Larry?

No this is Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick.

Is this Rick?

No this is Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick.

[RebHarris2012]

@ChameleonCarnotaurus Is this Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick?

[ChameleonCarnotaurus]

@RebHarris2012 NO THIS IS MR. DR. PROFESSOR PATRICK!!!!

Spongebob: Uh Patrick he asked for you.

Patrick:HUH, FISHPASTE!!

[RebHarris2012]

@ChameleonCarnotaurus I did that in Class and they laughed their asses off. Someone said "Paging Dr. Faggot" and i said "Paging Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick" and everybody laughed their asses off.

[Huhmasta]

@ChameleonCarnotaurus haha i had no idea patrick had so many different identities

[ChameleonCarnotaurus]

@Huhmasta Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick, Pinhead Larry, Rick, Dr. Patrick, Patrick, Igly Patrick, etc. XD

[SBECK14]

@ChameleonCarnotaurus Patrick was Dirty Dan.

[C0Dzi11a]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL I promised myself I'd do this the next time a random number calls :D

[fmlomgtroll256]

press 7, THIS IS PATRICK

[RATM232]

In soviet russia......

Is this the Krusty Krab.

NOO this is Ignor Slavavich

[starwarsfan0917]

waffles

[XrCore]

yes, this is dog!

[Gindsmygears]

@nintendocaprizodo yup, Chuck Norris

[DANTHEMAN1942FTW]

damn now i have to find 125sonicboom's comment

[2wsedrf]

No it's Obama

[DXxDProductions]

Nope,its chuck testa

[songofstorms100]

Why do they dial the Krusty Krab's number and ask if it's the Krusty Krab?

[ThePlomped]

This used to be the Krusty Krab, but then it took an arrow to the knee.

[baldklown]

yup.thats me



[ohhRuthii]

shouldn't patrick be saying hello first?

[adrianlawl]

32 krusty krabs.

[steelersrulealot]

I grew up on this shit, thank you patrick for your idiotic quotes

[banana837]

@steelersrulealot Amen to that, man.

[Paigelusk]

what the heck you guys its a cartoon for kids so what do you expect for it to be just the underwater life that would be boring this is soo funny lol i cracked up "i m not a krusty krab!"

[TheBozoBrothers]

@Paigelusk What the fuck are you talking about kid.

[CHARLIEISACAT2]

NOPE ITS CHUCK TESTA.

[GoToReallife]

Patrick sounds like nigguh from Ghetto

[ColinTheAwesomest]

NO! HIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

[125sonicboom]

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No this is Patrick."

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is PATRICK."

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "NO! This is PATRICK!!!"

[DrCreeperPhD]

@125sonicboom

Congrats. You managed to quote almost the entire video in a bid to get likes. *Slow clap*

[125sonicboom]

@DrCreeperPhD Thank you! Thank you! lolz I didn't think it would get many likes I was just suffering from severe boredom.

[GarlandFraser]

@DrCreeperPhD Uh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.

HUH?!

[CyrusBieberArmy]

32 dislikes. and i told to my grandma to dont use the laptop.

[Gmancrap]

I think this video should be deemed culturally significant and put into the national archives.

[ThomasDoLad]

LMFAO hahaha

[KarinaSkellington]

My favorite SpongeBob scene evar. :3

[dangaertner7]

*link on the video*

Is this leo and satans pancake house

NO THIS IS PATRICK

[bjr43]

LOL, funny clip. 

[thunderlipssss]

TARTAR SAUCE!!

[mattjoe952k9]

who knew i could lmao at a kids cartoon :L

[Flufferinas317]

NO THIS IS SPARTA

[Bkidkevin]

I am not a krusty krab lmao

[iSNiPeFx]

30 people thought it was the krusty krab. -.-

[RATM232]

*Is this the Krusty Krab?

Patrick: NO ITS squidward ,its squidward, its squidward, squidward,squidward.

[SkyBlueHorse]

FISH PASTE!

[KoolKuteKat]

"Is this the Krusty Krab?"

"NOOOO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!" (shows teeth) :D hahaha

[cheatedhearts17]

:D

[Quigster23]

30 people don't know this is Patrick.

[StackyTacky]

Patrick is such a troll.

[RATM232]

We should take the 30 dislikes and push them somewhere else

[shelby4369]

THIS IS COMMENT!!!

[tibab88]

THIS IS SPARTAAA

[WestieFans]

NOOO!!!!!! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!! LOL xD

[jeremiahhammonds]

The people who disliked this video went to the Chum Bucket.

[AceishPlays]

i used to think this was patrick then i took a arrow in the knee

[SUPERMARIOROCKSYES]

The view count is messed up... it's only counting my views.

[sisialina]

:'DD Nooooo this is Patrick! ! ..

[LoopyStudios]

Nope, Chuck Testa.

[bored2death50]

all i do all day is watch patrick videos on youtube never gets old

[bored2death50]

NOOO!!!!!! THIS IS PATRICK U DUMB BITCH

[bored2death50]

all i do all day is watch stuff from patrick on youtube

[sondors5]

Imagine how you would feel if you picked up the phone and asked, "Is this _____?" and someone hollers at the top of their voice, "NO!!!! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

[Jsmith12292]

LMFAO !!!

[bleedthepure]

How do i watch it? Why can't i ask questions?

[VICJR98]

I'm gonna work at Pizza Hut and devote my whole career to saying this to calling customers.

[nemesis962074]

@VICJR98 And get fired after a week.

[mrpatar8]

@nintendocaprizodo hahahhahahahahahahhaha

[SevilleBosses]

It's funny how it starts ringing then stops

[tinkerswift]

And the Krusty Krab hasn't gotten a call since...

[ImPvzs]

that last "No this is Patrick!" should be turned into a ill dubstep that would be tight.

[flaviusbudis1]

Is this the one million dollar winner?

No, this is Patrick…

(Saw)Hello, I wanna play a game.

No, this is Patrick…

Is this Patrick?

No, this is Patrick…

Is this pin head?

No, this is Patrick…

[xRainbowCareBearx]

no this is chuck norris

[bakugan1029]

@IRIDEAGYARADOS true. i heard it was good up to season 4 and i agree.

[TheSterTubeNEW]

Congratulations Chuck Testa, You're the new Patrick.

[TehIcebreaker115]

Nope, Chuck Testa

[bakugan1029]

R.I.P. old and actually good spongebob episodes unlike the ones now.

[Loser047]

patrick for prez

[RandomRobloxian]

SOMEWHERE, IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE... Pinkie Pie: Why don't you answer the phone? Derpy Hooves: Ay ay, cap'n. (phone rings) Customer: Is this the Sugarcube? Derpy: No, this is Derpy. (hangs up) (phone rings) Customer: Is this the Sugarcube? Derpy: NO... this is DERPY. (hangs up) (phone rings) Customer: Is this the Sugarcube? Derpy: NO!! THIS IS DERPY!! (slams phone) I am not a sugarcube. Pinkie: Uh, Derpy that's the name of the restuarant.

[youdom5]

FISHPASTE!!!!!!

[ArmanGhotra]

Thumbs up for unedited

[nat4u235]

Hello. Yes, this is a dog

[mad87645]

@nat4u235 NO THIS IS PA-ahhh fuck it all, do i really need to do this?

[Jonathan211094]

Nope, It's Just Chuck Testa!

[FreedomSagaEXKS]

Is this the Krusty Krab?

No! This is Sparta!

Sorry I had to do it xD

[kickit9675]

My ringtone ;D

[SelenaandShuichifan]

I cracked up.

[gameaddict51]

Wow, I never thought about how funny the old Spongebob was. Definetly better than the annoying new one.

[Fuzunga]

HNNNNNNNN......

FISH PASTE!

[chickennoodlesoup901]

possibly one of the best scenes in spongebob

[stuckntheclouds]

The local pharmacy AND the local library have similar telephone numbers to mine so invariably I answer, "Is this the pharmacy?," with, "NO! This is PATRICK!"