The first time i watched this i couldn't understand most of the lines because i was laughing so hard, the second time was a little better but i still couldn't understand the last few scenes, the third time... well you get the point... finally when i was able to watch it straight through i still laugh till i cry!
some of u deviantart freaks should make a chibi zap n troy with sound modules. it would pretty awesome having a little zap saying "im rowsdower, zap rowsdower". and when they take off their jackets, zap has a shirt of a maple leaf with a big Z on it and troy with a T. if there had to be only one chibi doll though, its gotta be torgo. combine their powers for a special edition episode, bratwurst pizza.
-Rowsdower was supposed to be on the Canadian $5 bill, but then it would be worth more than the gross domestic product of China, Chile, and France combined.
-There's a book about Rowsdower's tryout for his high school hockey team. It's called "The Book of Revelation."
-Family dinners at the Rowsdower house are known as "Rowsdower Power Hour," and their family portrait is of the entire Rowsdower family in mid air leaping from an exploding helicopter.
I have a dog named Rowsdower, and I had a chicken named Troy. Sadly Troy was gang raped and killed by a bunch of roosters... But I like to think it's ironic.
I think one of the best parts other than the Rowsdower jokes was the part where the cult guy smacks Rowsdower with a peice on wood, and one of the 3 said "Firewood for sale!"
Troy: Have you always been a.. Mike: Hopeless drunk? Troy: A drifter? Rows: No. Troy: Well what were you before that? Crow: Well, I used to give plasma, you might know me from that. Rows: I was a.. Mike: A Chip N Dales Dancer Rows: A businessman Troy: What Happened? Servo: Well,I switched to beatin up annoying kids with beer bottles.
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corwinorr 2 months ago
Ugh, he exploded before they could shoot him.
ShrugMeSilly245 3 months ago
Love how this is tagged "Rowsdower // Pee // Couch."
lingtoness 3 months ago
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH I hate that rabbit
bodatheyoda 4 months ago
I kept waiting for them to call the "he was delicious" guy Dr. Teeth. He sounds just like him.And if he was real, I think he would look like that.
AtavistArise 5 months ago
@AtavistArise I was thinking the exact same thing when I saw this! He sounds (and looks) just like a Jim Henson character!
corwinorr 2 months ago
The first time i watched this i couldn't understand most of the lines because i was laughing so hard, the second time was a little better but i still couldn't understand the last few scenes, the third time... well you get the point... finally when i was able to watch it straight through i still laugh till i cry!
loulie1997 7 months ago
Got mud on your face!
MxOxRxRxIxS 9 months ago
you forgot the best part! rowsdower turns to that bearded guy and is like, "...can i drink him? nahhhh"
blaiserfilms 10 months ago
This left out my favorite ones. "Heeeeeeeng!"
and "So, 'Rowsdower'... is that a stupid name?"
ruphia 1 year ago
"Know Him, He Was Delicious"!
BallsMonkey 1 year ago 5
I wonder if there's beer on the sun.
FlyingOverTr0ut 1 year ago 2
Back, Back you silver fish Back!
BluberryMuffin652 1 year ago
The greatest Canadian hero
Dacfu 1 year ago 3
Canada gets all the best heroes! It's not fair. Deadpool, Peter Jennings, Wolverine, and Rowsdower.
ninjast4r 1 year ago 5
"Know him? He was delicious!"
dezlabatron 1 year ago
There's never been a Canadian quite like Zap Rowsdower...
OH WHO AM I KIDDING? There's never been a Canadian quite UNlike Zap Rowsdower!
Sauron338 1 year ago 3
ROWSDOWER!
N1ceGuyEdd1e 1 year ago
"This has the bacony stink of Canada all over it..."
"Pipper...pipper partners...pipper digs."
I cried.
cmurphy2826 1 year ago
3:53 is my favorite part of any MST3K ever. Ever.
ZoeSquared21 1 year ago 3
@ZoeSquared21 Hands down.
melfunction5 1 year ago
Rowsdower is my new nick for chatrooms
uh0oo 1 year ago
Zap Brannigan vs Zapp Rowsdower. The fight of the 23rd century
charger619c 1 year ago 2
@charger619c Rowsdower: ...buried aliiiiiiiiive. Brannigan: Zaaaaaaapp! Zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapp!
MarusGTR 1 year ago
Zap Rowsdower could have easily been a Canadian Chuck Norris had this movie not sucked so bad.
VolaticusDiabolus 1 year ago
Have a drink on me tattoo..
P2000Camaro 1 year ago 3
He changed his name to "I believe in something but dont really go to church Malcom. lol!!
P2000Camaro 1 year ago
Rowsdower we're gonna Make you drink something other than BEER!
Rowsdower? have you ever taken a bath?
BluberryMuffin652 1 year ago
"oooooooooh I'm gonna hogtie that varmit!!"
Goodguy33 1 year ago
Yeah? Tell it to my acid washed jeans.
scrumtralescent4 1 year ago
I wonder if there's beer on the moon?
hobolooter 1 year ago
I came for Lowtax but once again I was trapped by NoIdentityWhatsoever!
creat3d 1 year ago
Zap Rowsdower, the great great ...great grandfather of Zap Brannigan.
greenyawgmoth 1 year ago
One of my world of warcraft toons is named Rowsdower
Jrod311 1 year ago
Rowsdower is the really poor man's jean claude gosh darn, who is the poor man's chuck norris XD
Rowsdower, can you put out my head?
VeryAngryCamel 1 year ago 2
some of u deviantart freaks should make a chibi zap n troy with sound modules. it would pretty awesome having a little zap saying "im rowsdower, zap rowsdower". and when they take off their jackets, zap has a shirt of a maple leaf with a big Z on it and troy with a T. if there had to be only one chibi doll though, its gotta be torgo. combine their powers for a special edition episode, bratwurst pizza.
onceigoblack 1 year ago
Fun facts about Zap Rowsdower:
-Rowsdower was supposed to be on the Canadian $5 bill, but then it would be worth more than the gross domestic product of China, Chile, and France combined.
-There's a book about Rowsdower's tryout for his high school hockey team. It's called "The Book of Revelation."
-Family dinners at the Rowsdower house are known as "Rowsdower Power Hour," and their family portrait is of the entire Rowsdower family in mid air leaping from an exploding helicopter.
eltimbo42 1 year ago 19
@eltimbo42
No matter how hard you try, you're not going to bring back Chuck Norris type jokes. They died in 05, they're gonna stay dead.
Twitch532 1 month ago
'Knew him? he was delicious!"
drsyn 1 year ago 5
Guns don't kill people...
ROWSDOWER KILLS PEOPLE!!!!!
mejasond 2 years ago 9
garth vader hit rowsdower and then died.
onceigoblack 2 years ago
what do you get when torgo's pizza and zap n troy bratwurst company form a franchise? pocket warm sausage pizza perfection.
onceigoblack 2 years ago
You know if you hit a Rowsdower you get to keep it
LukeL007 2 years ago 2
3:10
Tomrs1985 2 years ago
"Well, my name is Bill Schtinkwater."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
venicequeen34 2 years ago
i wonder if there's beer on the sun?
furQ 2 years ago 5
My favorite character in this whole film is the grizzly old prospector character. I nearly died laughing over that guy's dialog!
pookoos 2 years ago
haha yeah ,and the fact that he sounded like Red Green ,lol :D
VohnExel 2 years ago
where did the kid that made this movie find this music? lol
cj397 2 years ago
Rowsdower's voice sounds like Walker, Texas Ranger.
MisterTTG 2 years ago
That movie wasn't great but it wasn't that bad eigther. I kind of liked it.
oxDannyBxo 2 years ago
Rowsdower. Zap Rowsdower. Agent 008
DisasterArea100 2 years ago
I always wondered what happened to Dr. Teeth after leaving the Electric Mayhem. Turns out he moved to Canada and changed his named to Mike Pipper.
0okamino 2 years ago 6
Rowsdower!
FOOD!
Adrialgon 2 years ago
FOOD!
XofficialXcommentorX 2 years ago
Know him? He was delicious!!
maralives 2 years ago 4
"Rowsdower... could you put out my head?"
"No."
"Oh."
ThomasJO89 2 years ago 2
Here have a drink on me tatoo
beetlejuice2001 2 years ago
I wonder if theres beer on the sun?
MST3KZEALOT 2 years ago 2
Rowsdower
Gibbsrulz 2 years ago
"is he a makeupless clown?"
cj397 2 years ago
Edited by "The Flying Dutchman"
Best credit EVER!
SUPERNERD77 2 years ago
"Bharbara Egan"
"That's an illegal use of a silent consanant!"
That sent me into laughing fit so hard I had to pause it. Love it!
pensdrawblood 2 years ago
"Kaboom!"
Despite all the funny stuff in this episode, that line makes me laugh the most. It still kills me!
Harveygod 3 years ago
I love how they chuckle everytime Troy says, "Rowsdower." lol!
MyMelyanna 3 years ago 2
i love your description for this video lol
CastleofArghhh 3 years ago
I think I'm going to name my band, dog, and goldfish "Rowsdower." XD
gombis666 3 years ago
5:38 Red from Red Green?
NHalbroo 3 years ago
Now that you mention it, I think you're right. If most certainly sounds like him!
salamanderfiles 3 years ago
Pipper is played by Ron Anderson
Red is played by Steve Smith
imdb is your friend
JuberLOL 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Now that you mention it, I think so. It most certainly sounds like him!
salamanderfiles 3 years ago
Zap Rowsdower wins at life. Period.
I have a dog named Rowsdower, and I had a chicken named Troy. Sadly Troy was gang raped and killed by a bunch of roosters... But I like to think it's ironic.
BellaFranc 3 years ago 57
the final sacrifice satire was epic
jradd160 3 years ago 4
It really was...omg. lol
MyMelyanna 3 years ago
I know like fifty guys who look like Rowsdower in my neighborhood alone. The Legend lives on...
ninjast4r 3 years ago
LMAO!! Bleah! AAH! BLEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! SSSSSSSS!
RadcliffOfCrymod 3 years ago
ahhhhhhhhhh!!!! i forgot the liqour store closes at 8
bmt277 3 years ago
"I don't know... I'm just happy!"
abeautifulagony 3 years ago
I wonder if there's beer on the sun.
I'm Rowsdower, Zapp Rowsdower. Yeah, well I'm Bill Stinkwater.
robster001 3 years ago 2
"Lief Garrett, Today." LOL!
losttouchwithreality 3 years ago
"KNOW him? He was DELICIOUS!" XD My friend and I say that all the time!
"Rowsdower!"
KuroKakumei 3 years ago 2
"Rodower saved us, and saved the whole wor-r-rld."
deesyphrr 3 years ago 4
I think one of the best parts other than the Rowsdower jokes was the part where the cult guy smacks Rowsdower with a peice on wood, and one of the 3 said "Firewood for sale!"
zerglingnumber2 3 years ago 3
4:57 Look at the fucking kids face when the bullet almost hits him
"rowsdower!"
LOL holy fuck
5:01 Food.
More food!.
we were eatingyour FOOD!
LOL genious
cj397 3 years ago 2
I'm ZOMNBOR, Kelly, Zombor
Herr12 3 years ago 2
What can one say that hasn't been said about this 'Film'
ROWSDOWER !
Kinda covers the entire experience as a whole.
Woulfe 3 years ago 3
Oh great. He exploded before they could shoot him.
Too Funny
apo18llo 3 years ago
I wish this show was still on...
Snoman8268 3 years ago 2
pipper!
the best character of any mst movie!
airstation86 3 years ago
ROFL @ 3:55
jkpenny 3 years ago 3
"I can see why Québec wants to be separate from all this."
LOL. Best MST3K evAR.
jkpenny 3 years ago 4
"That's an illegal use of a silent consonant."
"That's an anagram for 'direct to video'"
"... actually I bet it isn't."
angelsnlullabies 3 years ago 2
Oh God--
"I wonder if there's beer on the sun?"
Still laughing. The video's been over for a full five minutes.
QueenOfCupcakes 3 years ago 2
Servo: Oh, c'mon! One more sacrifice before we go?
Mike: Okay, but this is the FINAL sacrifice!
Servo: Goody, goody!
Best mockery of a movie title ever.
rpgamer64 3 years ago
i'll just pour my garbage in here
braves1223 3 years ago
"do you know how fast you were going rowsdower?"
Worski 3 years ago 5
"what are you doing back here!?"
"uh...im laundry"
StellaDetox 4 years ago 28
rowsdower, can you put out my head?
XD
savgmouse 4 years ago 5
I hates rabbits!
pmtiny 4 years ago
"I wonder if theres beer on the SUN?"
i love this episode!!!
bexappeal 4 years ago
"Wait, it's me!"
"I know"
best exchange ever.
angrynightmob 4 years ago
I love how the guys giggle everytime Troy says "Rowsdower". haha
<3 MST3K <3
MyMelyanna 4 years ago 6
littlevolcano 4 years ago 3
Christ, I love the beginning remarks.
"I AM ZOMBOR! Kelly-ZOMBOR!"
"He blew up before they could shoot him"
"Oh great, the Score's skipping!"
XD
Thineface 4 years ago
pipper partners...pippered eggs...
haha my favorite part.
coloroutsidethelines 4 years ago
I think it's "Pipper Digs". I was hungry when I first heard it, so I heard "Pipper Burger" and "Pippered eggs" before getting it right.
Tareltonlives 4 years ago
"Know him? He was delicious!"
Rogers1981 4 years ago
mst3k is awesome! =D
audan2006 4 years ago
he's a make-up less clown?!
Too Funny.
buffyhud 4 years ago
yes!
giiurt 4 years ago
Rowsdower is Canada's Chuck Norris
htomsirveaux22 4 years ago 9
He's the only man who can start a truck by pouring liquor in thew engine and set it on fire.
TK42100 4 years ago 2
Just gets funnier everytime I watch it!
ashland1977 4 years ago
"I made you some trail mix out of rat droppings and hair!" xDD
Moosenogger 4 years ago
lol wtf is up with the guy who sounds like a chain smoker XD
this is great!
DourifGirl 4 years ago
"Rowsdower..."
"Heeeeeerhgh."
"Rowsdower, it's me!" "I know."
"I wonder if there's beer on the sun."
IamAngel624 4 years ago 2
"No wonder dad lost all his money, he invested in Lemon Mines!"
"I'll just uh, pour my garbage in here."
I love this episode!
littlevolcano 4 years ago 2
Best MST Ever!
"You knew my father?"
"Knew him, he was delicious!"
RavengerX1 4 years ago
Someone needs to make a "Mitchell vs. Rowsdower" compilation.
SuperSchwebel 4 years ago 3
Hahahaha that'd be fuckin hilarious
Gonzo707 4 years ago 2
That is hands down on of my favorite episodes. Check out "Pod People". Its great too
bkhattaway 4 years ago
"These potatoes have large ears"
freakasaur 2 years ago
"Have a drink on me, tatoo" ROFL
DeadbyDawn87 4 years ago