Twitter After School Time

[hppanther12]

@thecanadianDJ he meant PDA (personal data assistant). you don't hear it that much anymore, or really at all with the invention of smartphones.

[SSdetectiveagency]

the weirdest thing I would do for a dollar is stage a bank heist using only a pipe cleaner and a slice of moldy pizza

[LucysMakeupTutorials]

I think the letters of my password

[thecanadianDJ]

do you mean PED? instead of PDA?

[KatamabobMcKobble]

I love Going Postal ... :D And that is probably the deepest reflection I've ever heard about twitter and its place in today's society and its effect on our societal consciousness. Cool! And yet you still mentioned poop. So ... that just shows you how little I've heard of twitter-analysis xD

[AlyReality]

....over at the Frankenstein place :)

[noremacsirref]

qotd: you don't wanna know

[antiquecans69]

Going Postal just got made into a mini-series.

[idiatico]

QOTD: go to america and ask for a dollar?

[MrNemBooks]

I feel to sum twitter up, I always quote something I once read. "Facebook makes you hate people you know. Twitter makes you love people you've never met."

[robotswilltakeover89]

I would for a supernova from a McDonalds

[sgtfwoods]

I searched for about an hour and then found the Tweet!

[sgtfwoods]

I want to see that post on twitter!!

[ariellizzy910]

I started singing along with that reference... then continued to sing the song once Hank was finished. It was awesome.

[beatles1over2011]

Don't go into the light!!

[PEEJ012]

first rocky horror reference?

[MrNemBooks]

@PEEJ012 I make it the 3rd.

[LunaMagnolia]

I miss Hank's crazy hand gestures so much!

[NotTallAtAll]

OH MY GOD. I totally also think the word password instead of my actually password! I also have a dysfunctional colon! I am not alone!

[YesItsMeNayeli]

I thought I was the only one who tries not to think of the password while typing it because of mind readers possibly wanting to obtain that info xD Yay for crazyness.

[Datelesswonders]

This may push me over the edge and get me to try Twitter.....Although it'd be a false identity whose point is to say odd things.

[mark4851]

those sneeky mindreaders...

[ircuteskitty]

my head phones are so jacked up that I can make him sound like a robot by just pressing on the cable. It sounds awesome

[KidWithABulletSoul]

HANK. My heart just exploded with love for you.

I haven't heard anyone mention and/or parody the "Pizza Bagels" jingle for approximately two thousand years.

[ReKrisB]

Twitter bagels!~

[KrustyFrank27]

I thought he was going to sing "(There's a Light) Over At The Frankenstien Place."

[chickb12]

Why is there a Korean Farmers Insurance ad next to Hank's face??

[bannanamouse]

i would stop useing facebook for 3 months for a dollar and im not even american

[leap4joytx]

ROCKY HORROR!

[butterflyinwinter]

Was that a reference to Rocky Horror? I mean, there's a li-hihihi-ight?

[mCKIEbABYoNEmOREtIME]

thats a good word for it. peculiur

[HannahBelleRox]

Thumbs up simply for the Rocky Horror reference ;)

[jag519]

i've also thought of mindreaders and i usually just count while typing my password. (I do that with combination locks too) 

[herecomesthedrums]

There's a light..over at the Frankenstein place!! :)

[gameboyX]

I would subscribe to twitter for a dollar...

[pandasxpleasee]

i tweet my poops..... XD

[FredIsMyName22]

So your password is "password"?

[TheExtraNinja]

I value you for your hot stud manliness.

[spidermanandsnape]

:27 to :40 makes me crack up every time

[madcat789]

I would fuck a goat for a dollor.

[TARDISdm64]

Weirdest thing I would do for a dollar? I'd lick the floor.

I've always found it as a way to get free money.

And I've been doing it since I was six, so I've got a really good immune system . . . .

[yuffferz]

The weirdest thing that I would do for a dollar is punch a grapefruit..

[PKsDancingGIrl]

twitter on a bagel! Oh man, I remember those commercials. Yum anytime

[hazeltail]

lol rocky horror picture show refrence

[mgete]

over at the frankenstein place

[AnnieGersch]

Someone actually DOES tweet about their poops! Check out justtalkinshit@twitter.com! It's hilarious

[Someonesaidsomething]

When I think about things I command any mind-readers in the room who are listening to my thoughts to raise their hand.... and then I start to think them liars

Then I start thinking of the conspiracy they would've created by not raising their hand... pesky mind-readers, they intrude on my me time

-I'm that kind of person

[xaniimax]

oh, haha i thought this was relevant to the k-pop group after school lol (:> woopsy daisies

[AliOchic]

Is hank green pregnant, search it into facebook :)

[spidermanandsnape]

:27 makes me laugh every time, all the way until, "videos are hard!" and whenever I type my password now, I think password too. you have made me paranoid hank!

[ellotherechummy]

i love terry pratchett!!

[stargirl1796]

hyper much...? 0.o

:)

[iambendickerson]

LOL FOREVER @ 1:14

[graybutcolorful]

Going postal in your pants

[SirTeeGeeEss]

I feel more like Hank now - I have a dodgy colon too! (Not something I ever thought i'd want to shout out.)

[jessings3]

often while thinking i find my mind wonders to the subject of mindreaders, and in my head i call out to them in case they are listening

[Bosoxgalaxy]

I DO THAT WITH MY PASSWORD TOO!

[lolgirl607]

oh my gosh. you think the exact same way as I do about passwords. I always think that there are mindreaders somewhere so I always think of a "fake" password and type the real password to keep hackers out....and I thought I was crazy....

[HydrogenIsExplosive]

@lolgirl607 Nah, I do that too. xD

[lolgirl607]

@HydrogenIsExplosive YES! CRAZY PEOPLE UNITE!

[peaceloveandband]

I find it funny that I have recently become obsessed with Terry Pratchett's Discworld series and have recently read Going Postal. I'm also sad that I didnt read it 2 years ago

[greengirllover]

Ahahahahahahahaah Rocky Horror Picture Show reference :)

[TeamStarkidLove]

@greengirllover There's a liiiiiiiightttttt 

[iambendickerson]

LOL @ 1:15

[ChristalClear]

MINIONS!!!

[omgsoferosh]

ROCKY HORROR. LOVE.

[kelseydinosaur]

weirdest thing i would do for a dollar: tweet my poops.

[LaparaLaela]

The weirdest thing I would do for a dollar would be eat a cookie with rice on top of it with chocolate pudding put on top of the rice.

[spidermanandsnape]

the part about the light is HILARIOUS! "videos are hard"! "come with me away from the light."

[tasteslikepaintnwood]

man--i miss B2.0 so much

[LisaSlytherin]

@tasteslikepaintnwood aargh same here. damn I miss it.

[vlovesyou]

@vlogbrothers

Was that "Liiiigggghhhttt" supposed to go with the song "Over at the Frankinstein Place" from RHPS? It just sounded very familiar.

[AllieYourAlly]

"I used to be so good at this, I used to be so good at this and now... I don't know what I'm doing anymore." That's what she said?

[lostinrosered]

@0:29....over at the Frankenstien place or @0:29....burning in the fireplace.

[SSdetectiveagency]

hang upside down for 24 hours while singing mary had a little lamb and a capella-ing the theme songs to various video games and waiting for my head to explode during all that

[delusionaldiminutive]

Wow, I really feel like he's talking right to me in this one.

[AmeliaPond11]

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!!

[godofwar1527]

i think that ur not old and u should talk about more youtuber's so we can become famouse to so i would make 100 2 minute vids in 3 days for a dollar

[MelissaMeowMeow]

TWEET YOUR POOPS!

[SmilinSweetpea]

Ya know, even though you claim never to have caffiene, evey now and again, I see a vlog like this and wonder "What the hell is he on?" Especially when you're singing songs about eating twitter (which can't be good for your GI tract,) and refrencing Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[jamierobbo16]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooook

[shRkfrnZ]

I do the same thing with passwords!! Mind readers are a major concern for my passwords.

[NuP0M]

friend + fan = fran!

[xNjaMx]

You're wet.

[TyrannasaurusJosie]

That Rocky Horror reference made me so happy.

[Marldance]

I love that you love RHPS so much!

[NosferatusMomma]

Uhoh getting all existentaial on me...to late to be doing that.

[lukestur]

over at the Frankenstein plaaaaace...(I'm definitely not the first person to do that T.T)

[floweringgarlic]

Yay Rocky Horror jokes!!

[FRlGHT]

There's a liiiight, over at the Frankenstein place.

Probably sing random rocky horror songs.

[ecofreak303]

oh my goodness... i love you hank... ahahaha. "im so old..." i agree with averagenerd, i miss spazzy hank.

[Tattas999]

Steal a dollar.

[pete275]

nah, I still hate twitter

[megahappypinkskitty]

I think I love you.....

I just said that to the entire internet didn't I

[smyleefaces]

i would probably do cartwheels all the way to safeway for a dollar :)

[florcita72]

omg hank i do the same thing when i think about my password!! i do the same when i take money out from the bank.

[melodykat0]

urm... anything that i would do for truth or dare i gess...

[acrosstheu]

Hmm...I've licked a nasty carpet for a dollar--of course, this was during Truth or Dare.

[TheOfficialAsian]

I got this in my subscription box today. WTF?

[SisterToSleepx]

'Tis a sign :o

[pixiestixqween]

@TheOfficialAsian did someone go onto your youtube and subscribe to vlogbrothers FOR you? :P

[averagenerd]

I miss this intensly spazzy Hank, yay for older videos!

[FuryChord]

ah, i miss that intro. you should put up all the intros at once.

[cloebaby97]

i was with my friends eatin pizza and they dared me to put everything on the table on my pizza for a dollar. this btw included, coke olive oil sweet n low salt pepper sugar dr pepper mt dew and italian salad dressing never ever do that

[outfitmadeofawesome]

please never leave your house ever again, to insure that your face don't induce mass vomiting in public areas.

[LINDSEYrocksallsocks]

why does youtube hate me?

[JadedFire23]

When Hank said, "Today's question..." I heard "Bidet's question..." which is really kind of ironic when one remembers the the part about tweeting his poops.

The strangest thing I've ever done for a dollar was to write an essay about why penguins would be useful during a zombie invasion.

[Echosong9011]

So.... Why would penguins be useful during a zombie invasion?

[JadedFire23]

I think I put that they could be used as improvised sleds and boats. The oil from their feathers could also probably be burned. Depending on the zombies, one could also disguise one's self with the smell perhaps.

[Violence4Silence]

...that thing in between is what we call stalkers...

[SisterToSleepx]

Once while I was on a field trip and we were at a buffet restaurant and I was rather hyper, so I told my friend that I'd eat green grapes or honeydew covered in steak sauce if she gave me a dollar. I ended up eating more than I planned on (with no ill effects, yay) but I did get that dollar in the end. I'd rather not repeat the experience though.

[rockchick11]

Eat a pie with logos lol $1

[fortheloveofLDS]

You can think one word and type a different one? Sounds like skills to me, Hank.

And wow. I didn't really realise that Twitter was this old.

[MsSamiWami]

uhhhhh the weirdest thing i would do for a dollar would probably be saying something someone wanted me to in a youtube video... and thats as daring as i'm going to get....

[LuraIsLura]

kiss me

[Cheezemer]

I once drank a bottle of hot sauce for a dollar. Afterwards, I spent over an hour in the bathroom. I sincerely regret drinking that bottle of hot sauce.

[SisterToSleepx]

I'd wear an Alucard type hat and glasses...with Monkey (from The Adicts) type joker face paint on.

[xteragramx]

i wonder if mind readers can hear your thoughts through videos... ever think about that?

[ljlightfire1]

if mind reader read your mind no but if they hear your thoughts yes wait that might depend wether your camera picks up brain waves

[shawzie1916]

"come with me away from the light!"

yeah twitter is retarded...

[chihuahua10121]

for a dollar i would walk around all day dressed up like Misa from death note. Or do you want me to list something I WOULDN'T be willing to do anyway?

[preistnshaman]

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!!! lest favorite song.

[millystack]

there isn't much I wouldn't do for an hour.

[SillyVickie]

Let's see....the weirdest thing i would do for a dollar is eat ramen noodles with chocolate in it. And that means the ramen with the brothy stuff in it, not without.

[spongebobluvalalala]

the weirdest thing i wud do for a dollar is wear a chicken suit up town....

[superjensh]

hahaha, wow, I never thinks about my password either when I type my password because I have also thought that if there was a mind reader around me, he wouldn't know my password :p

[crrangi]

for a dollar i would watch the entire video...with the sound off

[IWantLandingSnow]

Id go all peanut butter face for a dollar :)

[TheComicScholar]

For a dollar, I would eat a small piece of raw potato.

[lildutchgrl13]

for a dollar i would pants somebody

[thegirlinthatbox]

for a dollar i would

smash hank's dvd player

then try to blame it on gypsies

[Azrhei]

I'd follow you on twitter for a dollar :)

[JoinTheCabaret]

I think I would paper-cut my nipple for a dollar

[writerAngel7]

i would wax my leg for a dollar!

[vcav22]

ya twitte is so useless. facebook is lightyears better.facebook makes way better communication than twitter.

[PinkCameraGuy]

I would...

dance in a fountain in a girdle...

[alicyigloo]

going postal is my fave terry pratchet book :D

[jezooitboy09]

I would eat 5 sheets of toilet paper for one dollar

[wiccawonderwoman]

I would eat five sheets of toilet paper while discussing the political situation in Afghanistan for a dollar.

[LilSugahMamma]

Terry Pratchett rules.

[DeniseBeeVlogs]

There's a light....over at the Frankenstein place?

[Fralmunk]

I'd recite as much Pi as I can in one breath for a dollar.

[hinakiba777]

This is the first video where I could text comment. Whether by my own fault, or there was just no text posting option.

Anyway, I don't like when your talking starts before the opening video. It actually looks pretty cool when you do that. I just open 5 videos at once, and then pause the last four before I watch the first.

However. when you start talking before the opening sequence then there is a lot of stuff going on at once.

I just wanted to rant.

[tvsuicide4]

I'd drink this day-old coffee for a quarter... and it's that really terrible made-in-microwave kind.

For a dollar I'd probably let myself be tazered

[EllyHeartattack]

rocky reference?

[bethers326]

rock reference. :)

[jennaners]

i let someone put me in a trashcan for a dollar.

[meftihe]

I DO THE SAME THING!! I DONT THINK MY PASSWORDS! I actually go further and think something different in order to misguide the mind readers... does that make me weird?

[punkslilncs]

I spell mine out loud as I am typing them does that make me odd?

[TheBoomTube]

what if your password is password :3

plus, even if your not thinking your password, your subconsious IS

i wonder. do people who have the superpower to read minds read subconcious AND concious thoughts

cuz that would be a lot of thoughts

because, subconcious thoughts consist of "tense muscles"

HOLY SHIT. this is insane.....

crazy!!!!

[Jessielou1848]

I'd paint my ears green

[BloodieRoses]

Weirdest thing I'd do for a dollar?

Take a shit in a plumbing store's fanciest display toilet.

[ztoigo]

unless your password IS password!

[XkittykatkidX]

wow i wish i'd caught up on this sooner, i love going postal

terry pratchett rocks!

[ohhradio]

i lol'ed at the rocky horror reference.

and i definitely tweet my poops. while i'm pooping. it's a good time.

[senorsqueakydesk]

I don't like Twitter. I guess I just don't see why I need to know what anyone in my life, IRL or Internet, is doing every second of the day.

[fauxphantom1]

i shaved my eyebrows for a dollar

[SimplyKell]

You are great Hank!

[cidthecoatrack]

I actually have to comment on the Question o' da Day:

I once ate a cheese sandwich for a dollar. To clarify, the sandwich was found on the steps of my middle school in a plastic sandwich bag. After inspection, it was clean and death-free (to my then-limited knowledge), and so consumed. I gained a tasty, if risky, treat, and an encounter with my friend George Washington.

[ImArielle]

haha "There's a light...over in Hank's basement...there's a li-i-i-i-ight..." um i don't really know the words to the song I only know the call outs and those aren't really appropriate

RHPS nerd yes! lol

[15thavenueboys]

weirdest thing i'd do for a dollar?

probably eat my thumb.

[valerie2776]

Hank, I admire you for your hot stud manliness AND your ideas.

[DittoFreak]

Comment 274:

What is this "Twitter" thing?

Does that mean that if I got a "Twitter" I could actually TALK to Hank??????!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy Crap where do I get one?!?!

[rucha58]

For a dollar I would rip open the space-time continuum and fill it with puppies.

[BeatlesSixtyFour]

Opening the space-time continuum and filling it with puppies FTW!

:D

[ellenrocksyourworld]

Okay, I have always done that 'don't think [important thing] just in case a mindreader is around and finds out' thing. I feel very... good, to find someone else who does the same thing.

[madsubscribber]

the weirdist thing id do for id do dollar is go to school and take off my pants

[giggled]

dude, how many chocolate coated expresso beans did u eat today? lol!

dftba! <3

[Muzz182]

I'd eat a blenderized happy meal for a dollar.

[KavithaisPadfoot]

I would for five dollars.

[converselife1]

wow.

I think people are reading my mind too!

ahhh!

and I love the way Hank says "poop"

:)

[Nyyaa]

I have the same irrational paranoia about mind readers. . .

[WalkedThePlank]

Well, not LITERALLY back in time. Back in twitter time meaning that I went back through the posts. I phrased it sort of strangely before :p

[espifreak]

At least you'll always look a lot younger than your age.

[nerdyolive]

oh, wow XD