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  • Why would a PS3 make little africans happy?

    I mean, the PS3 has no games...

  • Its all kickin off in here lol!!

  • @Equihan It's still obvious that Halo can't be the only game with plasma guns. I don't play many FPS, but a plasma gun is hardly an original concept.

  • EPIC BEWBS!

  • Love this song, i hat to be a nerd but he is talking about playstations and states "with plasma guns"

    Halo is an Xbox game...

  • @Ninjabeaver61 Yeah, but he doesn't say he's talking about halo and plenty of PS3 games have plasma guns.

  • @Ninjabeaver61 Your such a fuck head, seriously, what; the halo franchise is the only video game series with plasma guns? Your not a nerd, your far from it, more like and imbecile.

  • @AbsoluteFleaMarket Dude, the guy/girl made one comment. Be nice.

  • @Ninjabeaver61 1) A nerd would be able to use capital letters. 2) A nerd would know that Halo is not the only game which has plasma guns.

  • @Vamp61616 Not necessarily. I'm a nerd and first person shooters hurt my brain so I steer clear of them.

  • i love the phrase ''fuck off'' when using in the context of size

  • Thumbs up for the backup singers :D

  • I fucking want the tab of Happy Little Africuns

  • I really wish Victor Borge was still alive... I'm imagining him and Tim Minchin cooperating on a show, and getting a warm fuzzy feeling in my head.

  • @OisirM um... listen to 'Three Minute Song'

  • greatest musician/comedian that eva lived

  • Funny as hell! That background singer on the left has awesome tits! Should have had a strapless dress like the other one.

  • 1:36 --- when the bang goes off the camera man jumps

  • @IIPRODUCTIONS he doesnt the bang vibrates the camera

  • that background singer has an awsome rack!

  • AH AH AH AH staying alive.. stayin.. alive.

  • Umm I'm not starving but I don't even have ps1 XD What can I say I'm a genesis girl. ^__^

  • Who is this sexy woman in back?:) so awesome voice

  • That was just...pure awesome. what a legend : D

  • The guys head movements at 4:28-4:31 lol!

  • lol at the guy at 4:28 :)

    

  • Hi Tim, my name is Emily :D

  • @Emilyrcompton1996 this isn't tim's channel, lol!

  • Good job they don't have it, their details would have been stolen, true, they dont have credit cards, but still pointless.

  • @AdamMorrow10 Only if they played online.

  • @Equihan Yeah but he says with broadband..so they obv would, coz they can fight doughnut eating fat americans with fuck off plasma guns. then get hacked and cry.

  • TIM FOR PM!!

  • I think this is one of the best opening performance of Tim's~~ Love it!

  • This song has made me pick up my bass again!

  • I still have to decide what I like the most, the playstation joke, the bass line or the blonde's rack.

  • @NachosaurusRex Definetly the rack, completely fucking hypnotizing

  • Tim makes me cry at his comedy and at his serious songs so anyone watching this if your wearing mascara you might wanna wait XD

  • HAPPY littl afriCUUHHHHohhhUUHHHohhhUHHHHH­HHH-

  • Okay I am CRYING with laughter

  • Every time I watch this I love the part "If you are offended by strong language or blasphemy." "Buggar, Nipple, sheep.....Muhammad!!!!" Leave it Tim to keep me in stiches. :)

  • @Araretoy I think she's saying shit, not sheep. Sheep isn't really strong language.

  • goodness I know this song is a bit... out there (I mean, F*ck the poor XD) but damn Tim Minchin is awesome and this song is so damn catchy I can never forget it

  • the bass riff is sooooo awesome!!!

  • LOOL i misheard him when he says "happy little Africans canss cans.."

    as " happy little africans cunts cunts.." woops.

  • 2:37 build up is so awesome <3

  • Wait those poor africun children :(...

    THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A PLAYSTATION 1!

    how can the survive! :'(

  • the bass is loud ! awesome !

  • That little face he does when the audience sing "Bring on that nice Peter Hellier" is so fucking pricelessly cute

  • 41 people are fat american teens

  • i am an audio technician, but am still confused please can anybody technical minded people? right the backing singers, are wearing wireless head radio mics, but yet they are still stinging into a microphone on a stand? fair enough if it was a rifle mic, but it isnt and i dont see any point in it?

  • @master1749 1. for the show 2. they run around a some point and singing too, wouldn't be working with a standing mic 3. if you're an audio technician, you would know that a standing mic is better for background vocals then near to mouth wireless mics 5. the mic is definately used later in the show, so let it be there and have less stage workers annoying the audience ;)

  • @nirusu thanks for that, but even so, it's for later in the show wouldn't they just leave it at the back untill its needed, seems they are already mic'ed up? this is only my opinion,that is was bad stage plotting and also, as long as the microphones they are wearing are balanced to there voice, including base, treble and other factors it doesnt make the mic anybetter for backing vocal singers, a wired microphone is more commonly used as a vocalists mic because it is a more evenly balanced mic,

  • @master1749 It'd mainly be for show. I suggest they're using the head mics, and the standing mic is to fulfil the whole backing-vocalists-leaning-into­-one-mic cliche.

  • The 41 people that dont like this have definatly lost thier marbles!!

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  • @bloodypedant Youre right, ill go ahead and judge a religion based on what their book says. Fucking stupid religious apologists.

  • @TheIndieKid1 don't talk silly - you can't judge a whole religion on the actions of a few idiots! that is plain ridiculous!

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  • @SuperShahane I think you'll find he's being satirical (and/or joking), sir; deliberately saying things that are controversial to emphasize and elaborate on the previous lyric. He is certainly not discriminating against or "hating" muslims, and is certainly *not* calling muslims terrorists. Your disappointment is unnecessary in this context.

  • @SuperShahane wait you're a muslim and yet you can't even spell Muhammed?

  • @MrCaptainChrist no, no,! I CAN spell Muhammed, but the thing is I just don't want to overuse the name which is really holy to the Muslim, anyway I don't think You will understand me unless You are a muslim.

  • @SuperShahane Thats a bit of a cop out isn't it? "don't think You will understand me unless You are a muslim. " You sound like an angsty teenager talking to their parents. grow up man.

  • @21quandary Why are you extractıng a sentence from the text? Don't you think the whole context about the name of the Prophet would be more understandable? So as you can see i didn't mean to be rude,but just say that the muslim feel a bit different about the Prophet's name..

  • @SuperShahane Yes, we know. us non-muslims are not ignorant of your religion, trust me!

  • @SuperShahane I understood it as ironic towards people who are stupidly afraid by muslims, and not towards Muslims : always seek the most smart meaning when you listen to a smart singer.

  • @SuperShahane You misunderstood the joke. They're inentionally saying things that will bother uptight closed-minded people (and primarily white people). The kind of people who think it's still 1950, and who get offended at the mention of a curse word or a different religion.

    Secondly - why were YOU offended? He simply said "Muhammed". How is that disrespectful or insulting to you in any way?

    And like Tim said, "if you are offended by strong language or blasphemy, maybe you should go on home".

  • @SuperShahane If he thought you were terrorists your religion would be the one singled out as the one he doesn't joke about. He jokes about every other religion, but the second he mentions yours you go mental. Surely you are judging your own religion more then any of the rest of us?

  • @SuperShahane

    Dude, he takes the piss out of every religion, I'm pretty sure he's atheist..., he singss about jews and catholics too, live with it.

  • @SuperShahane

    *cough* 10 foot cock and a few hundred virgins *cough*

    *cough* the good book *cough*

    *cough* the pope song *cough*

    *cough*tony the fish *cough*

    *cough* if you open your mind too much your brain will fall out *cough*

    "Tim is too clever to believe in nonsense"

    Yeah- like an invisible sky man,

  • This is fantastic!! Long live Tim Minchin!!!

  • "millions of kids living their lives with no playstations" "with f**k off plasma guns" definately 2 sets of lyrics i never thought i'd hear in the same song! keep up the good work Tim :)

  • CID ment to be vid

  • Lol any1 who h8 this CID is pissed of that their Xbox was not included

  • PLAYSTATIOOOOONSSSSS.

  • LOL

  • I watched this on the public bus on the way home and actually 'lol'led and everyone looked at me :s tis such a funny song! Favourited straight away.

  • "Getting to shoot doughnut-eating American teens in their big fat faces with Fuck-off Plasma Guns!"

    Genius! :D

  • @ARodriguez258 i want that game

    i love anti-americanism

  • I'm willing to bet @Grimbeard is Phil Daoust in disguise.

  • Those happy little Africans

  • "With Fuck Off Plasma Guns"

  • "With Fuck off Plasma Guns" :)

  • audience participation FTW

  • Damn, I love the bass in this song.

  • I liked the parts where Tim was singing and playing the piano.

  • BASS SOLO.

  • @FunIsMyJob NOOOO! Tim's mine :'(

  • PLAAAAAAYStatioooon......

  • Who doesn't even got playstation oneee. LOL.

  • 4;21 Selfish Belgian wanker?

  • @hognoxious self indulgent wanker LOL

  • @hognoxious Self-Indulgent.

  • @hognoxious Self-indulgent

  • CaptainGrunyard: you, sir, are a booby. D'you hear me, sir? A booby!

    Anyone with a semblance of a decent education, which, sir, you have not demonstrated, will recognise your statement 'Liberals; either you are racists who don't think the negroid race can sustain themselves, or the truth is they can't.' as the false dichotomy it is. Which I will point out, as I doubt you have the wit to identify it for yourself, renders your question 'Which one is it?' entirely redundant.

  • @Grimbeard Oi. Keep it nice, please?

  • @Grimbeard

    STFU or GTFO. Infact. Both.

    Tim Minchin has serious god talent and if you even knew about him enough to be half-arsed enough to comment like that on his video you should also know that all of his songs are out of context and if you listen to numerous interview with him you will understand that he is not in any way racist or prejudice. He's just....how do you say it...RIGHT.

    P.s. Its a fucking song pick your balls up off the floor.

    P.p.s. He never even mentions skin colour.

  • @Pogonotrophist

    You're an idiot. My post was a reply to the obvious racism of CaptainGrunyard - try reading his original post before commenting incorrectly on my reply to him. In no way did I suggest that Tim Minchin or this song was racist - as you are clearly already aware Mr Minchin is an educated and tolerant person with strong ethical principles. So how's about you STFU, alright mate?

  • @Grimbeard

    hehe you said booby :)

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  • @Grimbeard Black people are black people.. or negroes. NOT Negroids. So watch your mind before you start typing.. ok?

  • @SimsVids15

    Please learn to read a message thread before you reply to one. I was quoting a previous commentor - Captain Grunyard - with whom I was taking issue for being racist.

  • @Grimbeard Ahh my bad. In future trust me I'll look.. I just don't appreciate being called a negroid, and thought you were saying it on this. Sorry :)

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  • @1123581321kiera No, Grimbeard was correct. "You are racists who don't think..." versus "You are racists who doesn't think..."

  • @Grimbeard A BOOBY!

  • @CaptainGrunyard "negroid race" ? Jesus, at least learn to mask your racism when making your absurd rants....

  • @CaptainGrunyard Good lord you're an idiot. Seriously? Most african countries are run by dictatorships who use any money they can to pay for the shameless murder of people who don't follow their regime! Also, Africa doesn't have the resources necessary to become rich. In case you haven't noticed, it is bloody hot there! Hence, no crops. They don't have the schooling systems to birth intelligent business tycoons who can revolutionise the country. So, keep your racist drivvle to yourself.

  • @CaptainGrunyard Of course they can't sustain themselves, their entire continent was colonized by Europeans, stripped of recourses, and left in political chaos. The only reason every one of their countries isn't like Somalia is because dictators came to power in most of them.

  • @CaptainGrunyard 9 months later... I don't give a shit. This is one of the most disgusting comments I have ever seen on youtube. Your so called "negroids" were subjected to slavery for thousands of years and were then left with no money or any sort of resources. How are they supposed to get out of the shit that they were put in? No money means no investment which means no growth. Its called the poverty cycle. Learn your stuff, you are clearly an uneducated buffoon.

  • the background singers are annoyin bt tim is excelent =)

  • :o <3<3

  • @Alfourthousand *Spelt with? To rhyme with "guns". T'was deliberate.

  • @Equihan lol i put slept =D 

  • this guy is funny beyond being real, awesome, just awesome

  • very clever guy.

  • "no playstation onnnnnnnne." lol!

  • "with fuck off plasma guns" LOL!!!!

  • "getting to shoot donut eating, american teens in their big fat faces.....with fuck-off plasma guns. HAPPY LITTLE AFRICUNS!" rofl..... i lol'd so hard

  • WTF.. exactly when he said turn off your mobile phones my mobile alarm went off :)

  • @jonboycool if u dont like it it then dont watch it and his comedy is waaay different from lee evans and bill baily and jack dee so you cant really compare them

  • well, lee does piano, and bill does music all the time, so they are pretty similair.

    and (if you don't like it don't watch it) doesn't really make sense.

    i had no idea i thought it would be rubbish.

    i'm just a big comic fan so i look at everyone's stand up :)

  • @jonboycool Fair enough carry on :)

  • One of the best Gala Openings.

    2007, Kinda feels like it was longer ago than that.

  • bugggeerrr

  • getting to shoot donut eating fat fucking american teens with fuck off plasma guns!!!!

    3:20 - 3:40

    FTW ^_^!

  • love how the aussie audience say Wanker XD

  • @JayfuzOMarley Yeah aussies say alot of swear words in funny ways lol.

    like wen they get rly mad and say fuck to fast it sounds like a duck quacking XD

    No offence to them they r funny lol.

  • Im waiting for a charity called "ps3's and broadband for the unhappy little africuns" i would so donate.

  • I've always wanted a fk-off plasma gun.

  • bugger nippels shit MOHAMID lol

  • i love this,

    its great, (:

    Tim is great.

  • is pete the guy from rove? havnt been down under in years

  • @neylonx

    Yeah. But rove is over :c

  • i knoww:(

    i was soo devo when rove told everyone he wasnt going to be doing his show anymore

  • Yep. :)

  • i LOVE tim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • HAH !

    I laughed rather alot watching this x'DDD

    Almost pissed myself when he did the 'staying alive' bit <3

  • at 4:17 is that denea from neighbours?

  • Our left KondimentKid :)

  • Playstation will solve all the world's problems!

  • Yeah, the lady on the left is hot, I'll agree with you.

  • their left, or ours?

  • Of course ours :D she is fantastic! :D

  • Definitely one of his best !

  • i do but thats because i prefer curvy and ginger women

  • Am i the only one who thinks the background singer on the left is fit lol ;)

  • haha love Tim, so funny

  • guy at 4:47 saying "bring on that nice peter hellier" lawl and a half

  • Pete's funny as!

  • sweeeeeet bass at 3:35!!!

  • fatalerror lol!

  • Millions of kids in starving nations

    Living their lives with no playstations

  • lol good point

  • Why are the back-up singers singing into a microphone when they have them attached to their faces? lol

  • For the show I guess. Looks better when sitting middle/back of the hall.

  • The things on their faces might be monitors instead of mics.

  • my favourate line is getting to shoot doughnut eating american teens and their big fat faces with fuck off plasma guna. haha its so funny coz it describes americans perfectly

  • I'm sad to say you're right. I happen to know several kids my age that joined the marines. Their inspiration: Halo 2.

  • As an American, I can say that it's not the case.

    What would you say if I said that an American song with the lyrics "Australia, land down under/Everyone is a mini Crocidile Hunter" described Australians perfectly?-

  • @amaxinggarrett1 Which part are you disputing? The part about 'doughnut-eating American teens in their big fat faces'? Because if so, then first off, it doesn't say that every American teen eats doughnuts, and I'm sure that some American teens do eat doughnuts. And if you eat doughnuts, there are good odds that you have a big fat face.

    Also, chillax, it's a comedy song about giving every child in Africa a PS3, just enjoy it.

  • If it was a comedy song I don't think any one would care much. Just so long as it was funny.

  • i wouldnt care im not australion

  • @rockysbigfan clearly since you spelt australian 'australion' haha

  • @amazinggarrett1 Don't get you're nickers in a twist mate, the crocs down here still love americans.

  • As an American, I love the way Australians talk when I go there. I understand them perfectly even though they say things in a completely different way than I have ever heard it put before. This guy is ok as a comedian but he seems to be trying to hard to be edgy with the stereotypes. Maybe it works for an Australian audience. I'm not ofended I just don't get much out of it.

  • @foxlake02: I agree it's not one his best efforts, "storm" and "taboo" are much better examples.

  • Says a bit about the internet that an americun gets shirty, rather than the africuns.

    Perhaps we should petition Tim to be nicer to Tim Hinchin as he implies that he's a self indulgent wanker in this song....fair to point out to americuns that 'wanker' is an insult.

  • Lol that the Americun gets shirty rather than the Africuns...

    Should we also petition Tim to be nicer to Tim Minchin as he also implies rather heavily in this song that he's a self-indulgent wanker.....fair to point out to Americuns that 'wanker' is an insult in this context

  • @amazinggarrett1 I'd lmao at that lol.

  • @amazinggarrett1 because american songs are mostly shitty

  • "you can read all about it in my new book.." its an in joke from an Australian talk show.

  • Rove! :D

  • I don't really like the background singers, but Tim is great =)

  • My favorite bit --- "Hi my name is Tim! I write funny songs and sing, I'm here to start the show off with a bang!" SO adorable. *dreamy sigh*