super Mario telling jokes

[TransformerLover360]

i dont give a *1-up!*

[TehSonicGuy101]

i don't give @$#%$

[PerfectChaosGX]

But, Sony IS fantastic...............Ninten­do is just cooler. XD

Good funny video.

[JUSTINDASH5]

hopefully miyamato doesn't see this xD

[RudyfourthReturns]

0:41 Is it me or did Mario just said rape?

[rinkavideos64]

@RudyfourthReturns BREAK not rape

[kilinkrevenge]

@r4shka lol jk

[kilinkrevenge]

@r4shka ahhh die kefkette

[r4shka]

I lol'd at "I don't give a *1-UP!* !" until I died. Now I'm a six-winged goddess of magic! lol kidding

[brunothehedgehog]

Yeah, he doesn´t give a *coin*

[Rinaldimanc]

24 people give a (1-up)

[AmricanGir]

23 people should (1-up sound) themselves

[mariodude8989211]

Where is this?

[EGPicturesStudios]

Mario did not just sweared! did he?! XDDDDDDD

[Mistertbones]

I'm just gonna break you *ding* neck1

[Mark3Leon112]

20 people are (1up-sound) idiots

[masterofre51]

haha guess wot i hav a joke wot type of jeans dus the mario bros where denim denim denim ha get it bcause if u say it as the underground theme from the start thats wot it sounds like

[5678marioparty]

I don't give a [1-up]

[SirTwanko]

Oi that Sony it's fantastic! XD

[nypad5]

luuuukieee....i am you papa

[LisTooSmexy]

omg

[AbbygailIsPawsome]

LOL! So funny!!!!

[ryry15243]

BOOOOOOOOOOOO * DUM*

[Sagemaster00]

I think Mario head found his body. Plus got a comedy act.

[Master101jie]

is that on tv or did you really talk to mario

[supermariogenius]

LOL

[SmashBroGameAndWatch]

"Well I don't give a *bakuh beekuh babih*!"

[MarioMario53]

lofl i could watch this ten times and laugh

[4072]

Mario has alot of humor. It's great that you have to chat with him.

[jKPieGuy]

OMG Mario says *bleep*

[98scollin]

Lots of ppl love Mario, even adults.

[mariomario1131]

Yeah thats true

[RaycxellTorres]

yeah they do too bad

[RaycxellTorres]

i know right i got a friend that's a Sonic fanboy and i asked him why do you think Sonic is better then Mario he said Speed! and i was like WTF?!

[MontHenryKnitly]

Where did you get that?

[Killm33m012]

im going to break your f----kin neck

[Bowser5434]

ha ha ha ha ha

[NeroTheDarklord]

omagawd i wished i could talk to mario myselfe

[1337ShadowChaos]

The first one was awsome lol.

[someboychris]

LOL

[mariobros600012341]

im gonna break u [ding] neck

[PaulineXMario4eva]

MARIO RULES!!!!!!

[Hiramthedude]

WOW so awesome

[masoko121]

marios pinochio! lolz epic win

[RaycxellTorres]

and this is why Mario is more badass than Sonic Mario actually uses the forbidden words.

[METALMAN4Wii]

MARIO said the forbidden word no MARIO it's forbidden !

[kkpika64]

I REMEMBER THIS OMGZZZZZZ!

[thecoolieos]

where was it from?

[MarioStar21]

Bam Bam Bam......But Red What About Me?Frankly (Idk) I Don't Give A *1-Up Sound* xD

[dakoolbear123]

mario shuld jus stick to jumping...lol

[yoggitron]

i dont give a *1up sound*lol 5/5

[Nightyoshi12]

This made my day. Mario 4 life.

[JPstupidS]

Boy that Sony, it's fantastic! *Nose grows longer*

[Supermario0727]

That video came from another video

[masoko121]

LOLZ MARIOS NOZE IS LONG LIKE PINIKIO

[meganloves2shop]

ahhahhahahahah

[MariusMatrix]

Mario Forever

[roxel6]

the REAL mario voice dude is on the internet and goes onto a screen. i was talking to him in NY in the nintendo store. (as mario on the screen of course)

[yayofangamer]

o_O?

used a web or something?

[AnthoFlex]

woah....he didn't say that when i was there...

Although he did accidently say "shit" when i asked him about His thanksgiving dinner with Peach, Luigi, Daisy, Link and Zelda.

Apparently something happened with Luigi and the turkey fell down the drain

[TheAbominableRedhead]

XDDDDD I wish I could've heard that story.

[urbandude23]

I'd Love to hear that story... I would be LMAO All over the floor! XD

[4Tracer]

Nice job stealing this video =/ it isn't even the whole thing.

[cda2369]

i like that second joke!

[freezeman10]

okay...that was weird

[S0namus]

I loved the Sony joke XD but...did Mario swear 0.o

[firestarsquest]

I dont give a *1-up sound*

[CightonProductions]

Penis.

[noodle20073]

marios nose on drugs

[mariomario8888]

its totally EPIC WHERE IS IT?

[DrClay999]

I don't give a *1-Up*

[psylentknight]

Never thought I'd hear a quote from The Shining out of Mario :D

[Poppomatic64]

LOL

[conormiller1]

oh that SONY, it's great (nose grows) lolz

[SE578]

Where the heck did you see this?!?!?!

[amutofan101]

LOL marios nose

[Kikyo228]

what game is this?

or w/e the hell it is xD

[puppylove329]

lol Im just gonna break you (coin sound) neck! I never new mario swore!

[puppylove329]

omg! I dont give a (1 up sound) lol if only he could say that in a game of his! that would be funny!

[jadedcheez]

boy, that Sony, it is fantastic. *nose grows*

I love this video.

[KyiKyo95]

Dude. Sweet.

[EDGEY2J1994]

where's this from

[MN443]

XD lol

[ThinhZero]

Awesome how did u do that :D!

[PhoenixoftheAshes]

I don't give a *1-up sound*

That part was funny!

[supersonicmario2]

lol

mario swears now!

[YodaBrawler24]

wait...this is from that nintendo store in rockefeller center in NY! i remeber seeing him there.

[gutrunnox]

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[MrAwesomenMario360]

@pokemonmaster481 Mario360: You crazy. I read this message before and it never happenned to me.

[Buuckshot]

This is from E3

[oddworlddude]

this is cool! how did you do it?

[skatevolcom433]

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear???

DENIM DENIM DENIM!!!!

(Sung to the mario tune)

[Kikyo228]

I Dont have this game bur...does he actually does this O.O

or did u use action replay O.O

[Buuckshot]

E3 i think it was E3 06 or 05

[Zeronightshade14]

it's the voice from the guy's computer connected to the video

[queenstella2]

is this on a web site?

[tbergeron293848]

what the moo

[CoalarDrake]

lol xD

[MattTheSpratt]

WHOA. ads for radio 1, ads for the game shop "GAME" - i never thought he did low quality standup! nice vid!

[Slayn00]

Wered u get this? r there more of this? Mario tells funny jokes!!! AWSOME!!

[MicroBarnStudios]

omfg, i was there too

i posted a video like this, but dont worry its not the same upload

[twinbees123]

lol i saw this

[DiarrheaForLife]

haha

[BigEagles33]

When was this?

[monstahz]

was the peolpe payed to luagh at that?

[RakkuBaka]

Naaw... They they went to see this without a stick up their tail-pipe... Try it!

[monstahz]

ermm....ok

[SuckItNoobs]

Huh...what oh uh did any of you guys see the game last night.

[SamuraiYattaro]

*random Stone Cold Stunner*

[humanice2]

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[invaderzimfan07]

that was kind of amusing

[zelrio]

I saw some of this at Nintendo world.

[firerikku546]

I am gonna brake you *bling** neck.

[amendorato]

where is darth vader?

[DannyPickle]

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