well if your still accepting suggestions I'd say Gingersnaps, pretty decent but sadly underrated horror movie. <.< I wanna be Schrodinger for Halloween :3
next review should be Watership Down! i really love that movie and i want to here what major has to say about it, be sure to watch the whole thing, it is a trip.
OH! Twilight! I want to see how sucky they make it seem...well more so than it already is! No, wait...Inglorious Bastards! or Phantom of The Opera (New color version.) :D
only 3 430 people have seen this?? i can't believe it! this is soooooo gooooood, there should be 30 430 views at least :O and btw i'm about to be Dark Walter for next halloween ^^
i know this has probably been suggested by a lot of people so forgive me if i seem repetative. Maybe you could review avatar. Though i would love a V for Vendetta review.
there was a movie called Feast about these ppl in a desert house being attack by some living weapon. and that was hillarious XD Dok ish very....interesting
Thank You! i was beginning to wonder if anyone was going to mention the quote. To be honest i don't know if we'll get to review that movie next, we are currently focused exclusively on episode 8, but you never know.
Aah, well I can't wait to see that! That series is killer, I don't know if I've ever seen a funnier Hellsing parody on youtube. But anyway, if you guys ever need an extra hand I'd be happy to help!
I gotta admit I didn't expect it to be this good. The whole thing is very high quality stuff. Since you're taking requests for movies, I've got one for you: Sukiyaki Western Django. Let's see how you psycho nazis review that one.
As for further reviews, I suggest 'Runaway Train', a 1985 prison-break movie. Bleak, tense, violent, nhilistic, plenty of fodder for the lads (and laddettes) of Millenium to tear into, and there's even a shirtless prison-boxing scene for Dok's pleasure!
Trick r Treat boys and girls, tommorow is the big day, get your costumes on, watch your favorite scary movies (obviosuly include this one the list) go out for the free candy (but check it first lol) and partyyyy...yeah
I would like you to review a movie close to my heart, in that I wish with all my soul that it had never been made. Maniac (1934), starring Bill Woods, a terrible exploitation film that I've already had the pleasure of reviewing, but I would like a second opinion on this. It might be hard to find nowadays, so it could take some searching. As for Halloween, I'll be in my night clothes, b/c I have no intention of going outside when those urchins are running loose.
Just out of sheer randomness, I suggest Monty Python's Life of Brian, and within what little seriousness this situation offers, I say Inglorious Bastards.
Well, I made myself a demon's mask earlier this week (Not a mask of a demon face but a mask that a demon would wear) and I just have to find some costume that may suit it.
fucking stupid. these IDIOTIC dorks are whats wrong with the hellsing community. Why does the only badass anime series have such gay ass, nose-bleeding. fucking faggots under its ranks? Very depressing.
review Van Helsing(bit of ironey right there, also its my favorite vampire movies so far, realy captures Dracula's brutality, and makes Abraham Van Helsing look like such a badass, especialy when comparing him to his novel counterpart)
LMAOOOOOOO! why the fuck didn't i think of some shit like this. fuck Roger Ebert, fuck Ben Mankiewicz and Ben Lyons im getting my movie reviews form you guys 5/5
Ah! Excellent as always from the Malakodi team. I am always eager to see your name in my subscription update box, and I have yet to be dissapointed. I think you guys should review either of the Hellboy movies. For this Halloween, I actually have two costumes planned. For school, I intend to be a punk rock version of the Pink Panther. For the official night, I plan to go as a Spider Mistress, accompanied by my "batty" little sister. As always, I eagerly await your next update. Happy Halloween!
You should do the black and white phantom of the opera movie or the newer 2004 one with Gerard Butler. Also, I'm going to be a pirate this year, unoriginal I know.
Well I would suggest a movie, but it seems like the others have stolen my ideas, haha.
Last year I was Alucard for Halloween and scared people shitless at school because they're all pansies who thought real vampires were scary. This year though, I'm going to be a Jack the Ripper death god of the sorts with a chainsaw. Fun, fun.
jajajajaj well said, yes indeed you cant mix sparkling albinos and true kick ass vampires. To be honest even if we dont make one episode about twilight...we are considering a very...direct approach to mock it in the next episode of the abridged series jajaja...youll see...its good stuff, cheers.
good idea for the suggestion credit. Kapnobatai has seen Repo! but I haven't, she is going to be Ash from the Evil dead series, I made her chainsaw hand myself.
you should do saving privet ryan...lotz o war
pimpdaddypain100 3 months ago
What the fuck did I just watch?
leadfarmer4u 3 months ago
THE GRUDGE MOVIESSSS
Imma be Kayako
starmisty1 5 months ago
Dam these videos still crack me up. I hope you make more @ some point pimp.
TheTeamAARU 7 months ago
well if your still accepting suggestions I'd say Gingersnaps, pretty decent but sadly underrated horror movie. <.< I wanna be Schrodinger for Halloween :3
XenoZillaArt 7 months ago
if you still making these things can you review some japanese horror i.e tomie and tetsuo or ju on
kurox67 8 months ago
OMG this is hilarious!!!
SoulEaterLver 9 months ago
Try blade
omagusking 10 months ago
One suggestion: Showgirls.
fleetingbynight 1 year ago
I have a movie suggestion..
Interview with the vampire
GummieRazor 1 year ago
how can 1 person not like this?
Do they have any idea how hard it is to
play Major and Doc
YOU GUYS ARE BRILLAINT!!!
PLEASE MAKE MORE!!!
kairitohrukagome819 1 year ago 3
"Oh and do you remember Are you afraid of za dark?" "Oh, ya, that was za bomb-shigity" XD
YohKomori22 1 year ago 3
The old Trick r Treat movie. It's a bit strange but really funny and it has ozzy osbourne as a priest.
I need help with my costume this year. I'm not sure what to go as.
Vorticia258 1 year ago 2
next review should be Watership Down! i really love that movie and i want to here what major has to say about it, be sure to watch the whole thing, it is a trip.
and for halloween im going to be a zombie
pippandora666 1 year ago
Repo! the Genetic Opera, splendid movie, horrorish, good singing, morbid jokes, blood, gore, etc. Love your shows, subscribed.
THdattebayo 1 year ago
Alucard: Sookie is mine!
Sunqueen86 1 year ago 3
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I dare you to do the animated film Watership Down.
CelestialCerberus 1 year ago
I dare you to do the animated film Watership Down
CelestialCerberus 1 year ago
@CelestialCerberus
sorry for the double-post. I thought my computer had messed up. Sorry! sorry! sorry!
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That was hilarious! I dare you to do the original Watership Down movie.
CelestialCerberus 1 year ago
That was hilarious! I dare you to do the original Watership Down movie.
CelestialCerberus 1 year ago
If u guys are still watching this vid I dare u guys to review A nightmare on elm street the 2010 version.Good review by the way,and keep it up.
MrMrhellsing 1 year ago
I Dare Dok and Major to do Inglourios Bastards
emogret 1 year ago
"It was like spelunking.." XD make more of these right now!
themysteriouskiller 1 year ago
TeeHee, download the torrent xD
SCHRODINGER ROCKS!
LOCOFOOL 1 year ago
they should review silent hill.
keybladeblastcalibur 1 year ago
Dude, please make more of these!! They're PRICELESS! And now I want to see this movie!
SarItachi79 1 year ago
Why they dont speak about the Movie "Der Untergang" xDD ^^
MrNamtih 1 year ago
OH! Twilight! I want to see how sucky they make it seem...well more so than it already is! No, wait...Inglorious Bastards! or Phantom of The Opera (New color version.) :D
blademistress2296 1 year ago
only 3 430 people have seen this?? i can't believe it! this is soooooo gooooood, there should be 30 430 views at least :O and btw i'm about to be Dark Walter for next halloween ^^
mineMissHellsing 1 year ago
@mineMissHellsing Indeed, you are right, so please spread it around. Show it to your friends. Even if they don't want to lol.
leik777 1 year ago
i was captain Hans
RurouniJackson 1 year ago
no scrat that HELLRAISER!!!!!!
ryuksiner 1 year ago
I would like to see you do Battle Royale ... and just like your abridged series, this was great
inyrmind 1 year ago
Transformers the movie!!! Not the cartoon, the one with real pepole :D
Or Avatar :D
Or the Wolfman :D
Horsaz 1 year ago
I'm going as the bride of Frankenstein ^_^
Hey could you guys review Jennifers body ??
roodhoofd74123 1 year ago
i know this has probably been suggested by a lot of people so forgive me if i seem repetative. Maybe you could review avatar. Though i would love a V for Vendetta review.
DarkTwighlight 1 year ago
SpaceBalls ! please review it!!!!!!!!
devilax96 1 year ago 2
@devilax96
Yes. Do space balls.
That would be awesome.
blitzkrieg2142 1 year ago
hmmmmmm THE MATRIX!!!!!!!! #1
ryuksiner 1 year ago
POLTERGEIST
GamerzHideaway 1 year ago
Ze men's shirts. Zey are alvays in ze vay.
tyentyen 1 year ago 2
i am going to be jack the ripper .
thefool73 1 year ago
i think that they should review lucky number sleven
also i dressed up as jigsaw last holloween
kyubiultmia5 1 year ago
Legion
NerosPhantom 2 years ago
is doc supposrd to be gay? those parts are funny. lol
thealloyman 2 years ago
LOL, funny review!
Adamguy2003 2 years ago
Take twilight xD
That would we very funny xDDDDDDD
CeresNo1 2 years ago 2
The Blues Brothers, Saving Private Ryan, or Legends of the Fall (Since Brad Pitt is shirtless).
werewolfhugger911 2 years ago
wow every comment on this vid has at least 1 thumb up
nickslayer13 2 years ago 8
@nickslayer13 Thumbs up 4 you, lol.
Malakodistudio 2 years ago 4
Oh come on, throw Dok a bone. Brokeback Mountain!
GoRiLLaZdiehard 2 years ago 18
@GoRiLLaZdiehard
Haha, I agree here xD
JuuriiHebi 1 year ago
charlie and the chocolate factory
pattonspie 2 years ago
I stumbled across this while looking for a new ep. You so gotta keep this up! And I have a suggestion.
I wanna see Alucard get all worked up about Twilight and New Moon. Hahaha I can't stand those movies.
playpus 2 years ago 3
It's me Rangikusama (I had to start a new account)
I don't remember if I posted on here but I challenge Major and Dok to review the movie that's every man's worst nightmare "Teeth."
SkipperRA 2 years ago 3
there was a movie called Feast about these ppl in a desert house being attack by some living weapon. and that was hillarious XD Dok ish very....interesting
Midasu1 2 years ago 2
"That's a bingo!" Really? Will you ever stop being so awesome. OH! You should SOO review Inglourious Basterds!!
ClearBlueSilence 2 years ago 5
Thank You! i was beginning to wonder if anyone was going to mention the quote. To be honest i don't know if we'll get to review that movie next, we are currently focused exclusively on episode 8, but you never know.
leik777 2 years ago
Aah, well I can't wait to see that! That series is killer, I don't know if I've ever seen a funnier Hellsing parody on youtube. But anyway, if you guys ever need an extra hand I'd be happy to help!
ClearBlueSilence 2 years ago 2
I think that Doom would be a good choice.
DeathIsABishi 2 years ago
i was a mime
i like to see you do either
under world riese of the lychen
or
a knight's tale
WATOKALA 2 years ago
Sam kinda reminds me of That one guy from Freakazoid who's name I cannot think of right now... Oh, yeah Candle Jack! I love that guy, but he's kinda
reaper22066 2 years ago 6
Oh yeah I love cand...
wait a minute, I'd better not I have a series to make...0_o lolz.
Malakodistudio 2 years ago
I gotta admit I didn't expect it to be this good. The whole thing is very high quality stuff. Since you're taking requests for movies, I've got one for you: Sukiyaki Western Django. Let's see how you psycho nazis review that one.
Wyvern83 2 years ago
I was Yuuko Ichihara from xxxholic this Halloween.
and I think you should review... Repo: the Genetic Opera.
Leaviel 2 years ago
spelunking? Doc? no way.
He's obviously NOT into cave climbing.
I'd say he's more of a mountaineer.
tokyomop 2 years ago 2
Review Igor(2007).
midgettoe 2 years ago 2
you should do the terminator trilogy!
my life would be complete if you did that!
keybladeblastcalibur 2 years ago 3
I didn't "celebrate" Halloween. *Shifty eyes* Anyway I think they should rate TWILIGHT! lmao j/k
But seriously, either Equilibrium or V for Vendetta like some people suggested, would do it for me.
Sephiroth001 2 years ago 3
I went as Dark Young Walter for a Halloween party and was literally the butler! XD
I would love to see a review of V for Vendetta, Boondock Saints, or The Da Vinci Code XDDD
Samalam69 2 years ago 2
@Samalam69 boondock saints ftw.
grooder 2 years ago
I must agree with shinigamighost. I would love to hear you're review of V for Vendeta. One of my favrite movies of all time.
shadowking1234568 2 years ago 2
that was hilarious
but enlightening
I was Elvira for Halloween, lol.
Hmmm you should review Fight Club. I'd love to hear what you say about it...
Writer10389 2 years ago
keep up the great work work guys love all youre stuff oh and for a movie i suggest the mario brothers movie
GhostlyBastard 2 years ago
Brilliant idea gents! Loving it!
As for further reviews, I suggest 'Runaway Train', a 1985 prison-break movie. Bleak, tense, violent, nhilistic, plenty of fodder for the lads (and laddettes) of Millenium to tear into, and there's even a shirtless prison-boxing scene for Dok's pleasure!
rbdaviesTB3 2 years ago
Awesome video, love your style guys, please please Please review The Boondock Saints next!!!
JohnnyDeppBoy 2 years ago
doc's favourite movie genre - gay porn,what to soon? XD
gonfley 2 years ago
Trick r Treat boys and girls, tommorow is the big day, get your costumes on, watch your favorite scary movies (obviosuly include this one the list) go out for the free candy (but check it first lol) and partyyyy...yeah
leik777 2 years ago
You guys should do Nightmare Before Christmas.
I'm going as a Venetian Plague Doctor.
Littlestraincloud 2 years ago 2
YOU MUST do Van Hellsing that would be so cool!!
RockMySocks0856 2 years ago
lol that was good, I loved it! 5 stars :D
PockyLover444 2 years ago
Schrodinger just had the best idea ever. (torrent). I like the Van Helsing idea.
MinotaurSlasher17 2 years ago
THEY MUST do Van Hellsing that would be so cool they just have to it would be the best rant ever!
RockMySocks0856 2 years ago
Inglorious Bastards, Downfall (Der Untergang), And One of Alucard's favorites Live Free, Die Hard and I will be going as ze Major Herr Major.
zbishop19 2 years ago
DO FIGHTCLUB! :D
gunsnNhellsing 2 years ago 2
I would like you to review a movie close to my heart, in that I wish with all my soul that it had never been made. Maniac (1934), starring Bill Woods, a terrible exploitation film that I've already had the pleasure of reviewing, but I would like a second opinion on this. It might be hard to find nowadays, so it could take some searching. As for Halloween, I'll be in my night clothes, b/c I have no intention of going outside when those urchins are running loose.
Bluecho4 2 years ago
Just out of sheer randomness, I suggest Monty Python's Life of Brian, and within what little seriousness this situation offers, I say Inglorious Bastards.
Well, I made myself a demon's mask earlier this week (Not a mask of a demon face but a mask that a demon would wear) and I just have to find some costume that may suit it.
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fucking stupid. these IDIOTIC dorks are whats wrong with the hellsing community. Why does the only badass anime series have such gay ass, nose-bleeding. fucking faggots under its ranks? Very depressing.
Razlo5000 2 years ago
I challenge this two to see the "The Downfall" or "300" or if you want bother Alucard "bram stocker Draculas "xD
blackmagicheart 2 years ago 3
I challenge Dok and Major to review Twilight or Newmoon. =B
And if I had sufficient funds for such a costume, it would be Millennium soldier.
I'll be looking forward to more of these.
0SammichMan0 2 years ago 17
review Van Helsing(bit of ironey right there, also its my favorite vampire movies so far, realy captures Dracula's brutality, and makes Abraham Van Helsing look like such a badass, especialy when comparing him to his novel counterpart)
bloodtrinitypluse 2 years ago 3
lol totally funny as for a suggestion...well i'd probly suggest cabin fever or shaun of the dead
traillbits 2 years ago
could u guys do little shop of horrors? i heard it was a good old movie but i'm not sure if i should watch it and thxs ^^
jdl330 2 years ago
LMAOOOOOOO! why the fuck didn't i think of some shit like this. fuck Roger Ebert, fuck Ben Mankiewicz and Ben Lyons im getting my movie reviews form you guys 5/5
sandersthepimp 2 years ago
I think you should review The Rocky Horror Picture Show!
And for Halloween... I'm going as a tuba player. A vampire tuba player.
CMPVitticeps 2 years ago
Why not do The Producers?
Dambrosi 2 years ago
I second this.
MaeHorror 2 years ago
Wow guys that was great!
kapnobatai 2 years ago
der guten tag Seras victoria/Teggy lol
leik777 2 years ago
Aw yeah Malakodio delivers agaaiiiin -- what a nice pre-Halloween treat :D
You should do a review on either Pan's Labyrinth, Hellboy 1+2 (someone else suggested that), or Die Hard (!!)
I'm not running around in any costumes this year -- got too much college work )':
BeardedFrog7 2 years ago
Just make a picket sign that says "nudist on strike" or just tell people that's what you are for Halloween. ^_^
Malakodistudio 2 years ago
I'd do nudist strike, but I live in the campus grounds in downtown and there's alot of creeps around here )''':'
BeardedFrog7 2 years ago
i think you should do final destation
i shall dress as a creepy jester of death
petthepsycopath 2 years ago
My favorite part of this was the judicious use of Nightmare Before Christmas music in the first part. XD
emeraldpoppy 2 years ago 2
awesome review guys, keep it up!
Diantsilop 2 years ago
You guys should do Serenity by Joss Whedon.
I think i'm going to be The Captain maybe or possibly Michael Jackson (i know very wide gap between the two)
TheGraviox 2 years ago
I suggest "Van Hellsing" or "Dark Prince The True Story of Dracula 2000" or irony XD
lunabelle0 2 years ago 2
You should review Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Also, I am going to be dressing up as Young Integra for Halloween. <3
Great work on the first movie review!
LittleAsuka 2 years ago
Ah! Excellent as always from the Malakodi team. I am always eager to see your name in my subscription update box, and I have yet to be dissapointed. I think you guys should review either of the Hellboy movies. For this Halloween, I actually have two costumes planned. For school, I intend to be a punk rock version of the Pink Panther. For the official night, I plan to go as a Spider Mistress, accompanied by my "batty" little sister. As always, I eagerly await your next update. Happy Halloween!
MoriChan328 2 years ago 3
You should do the black and white phantom of the opera movie or the newer 2004 one with Gerard Butler. Also, I'm going to be a pirate this year, unoriginal I know.
Alexandraghost 2 years ago
The captain From hellsing
xxTheMajorxx46 2 years ago
any and all vampire movies!! Maybe do Vampire Knight (anime) or hehehehe Hellsing!!!
marajsky 2 years ago
dude Pet Sematary 1 or 2. I'm going as the headless horseman for halloween.
greaterbeastxellas 2 years ago
Made my night.
<3
You have to review Inglorious Basterds, that would be so great.
MaeHorror 2 years ago 2
I second Inglorious Bastards)) Maybe also Interview with a Vampire (1994)!
LinXXX03 2 years ago 3
Well I would suggest a movie, but it seems like the others have stolen my ideas, haha.
Last year I was Alucard for Halloween and scared people shitless at school because they're all pansies who thought real vampires were scary. This year though, I'm going to be a Jack the Ripper death god of the sorts with a chainsaw. Fun, fun.
iliveinyourpants 2 years ago
lol like Grell Sutcliff ? )))
LinXXX03 2 years ago 2
That's exactly who I'm going as. XD
iliveinyourpants 2 years ago 2
DO TWILIGHT!
ID LOVE to have your opinion, herr mafor :D
AnimeProphet666 2 years ago 3
jajaja no you wouldnt....unless you hate it as much as we do lol.
leik777 2 years ago
yes, i do.hate.
who likes twilight AND hellsing?
Just cause im a teen girl, dont think im a twilight twat!
>:D
AnimeProphet666 2 years ago 2
jajajajaj well said, yes indeed you cant mix sparkling albinos and true kick ass vampires. To be honest even if we dont make one episode about twilight...we are considering a very...direct approach to mock it in the next episode of the abridged series jajaja...youll see...its good stuff, cheers.
leik777 2 years ago 3
Pure genius guys, I would love to see more of these.
The film I suggest you guys review would be either Saving Private Ryan or Schindler's List. You know, cause it has Nazi's and stuff >_>
ThePissedOff 2 years ago 3
i'm working at Mind Seizure Haunted House and will be there for Halloween scaring the shit out of people. (that makes me happy.)
Deathmark13 2 years ago
A nazi for the major lol
KazuyaIkeda00 2 years ago
Zombieland, or if it has to be a movie on DVD or VHS, then I would say Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, or Even Army of Darkness.
insane2201 2 years ago 2
any movie at all is cool with us.
Malakodistudio 2 years ago
Id agree with evil dead - army of darkness
KazuyaIkeda00 2 years ago
I'm glad that someone else remembers "Are You Afraid of the Dark?". ^_^ That was my favorite as a kid.
For review, I suggest that you do "Repo! The Genetic Opera" or any Bruce WIllis movie. And this Halloween I'm going as Integra herself.
It would also be nice if you mentioned the name of the person who suggested the movie and what they were for Halloween in the next one. Stay awesome!
Ryoukawaii 2 years ago 2
good idea for the suggestion credit. Kapnobatai has seen Repo! but I haven't, she is going to be Ash from the Evil dead series, I made her chainsaw hand myself.
Malakodistudio 2 years ago
Sweet! I was Ash last year. I hope it stays on; mine kept falling off no matter what I did.
Repo is about genetic experimentation and the ethical questions it raises, so that's why I thought of it.
Ryoukawaii 2 years ago
I suggest the recent Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant. I saw that this past weekend and it was awesome. It's good even if you read the books.
I will be a vampire for halloween...not one of those damn sparkling Twilight vampires, I mean a REAL vampire.
Gyrogia 2 years ago 2
Me too! 30 Days of night vampire reporting in!
Malakodistudio 2 years ago
Maybe the Silent Hill movie? And this year I'll be an incredibly old man who falls asleep while handing out candy. For teh lulz.
Spindle333 2 years ago 2
This Halloween, I'm dressing up as a mixture of costumes.
And I'd love to see you guys do a review of The Birds.
BTW, what are your movie ratings?
ZionKraze 2 years ago
It's a basic 1-5 rating ranging from RAGE to
MEH to ANGRY SEX
Malakodistudio 2 years ago
You guys should totally review "Dead Silence" or the Halloween remake.
YouSuckAndThatSad 2 years ago
Very funny<3
hmmmm...movie to review......maybe a war movie..like Das Boot or something.Maybe even go with Disney.
I'm going as a witch for Halloween
AtticusBlackwolf 2 years ago
"Those were the bomb shiggity" schrodinger...LOL
leik777 2 years ago 4
I suggest "Battlefield Earth".
Pgirts 2 years ago 2
You Guys Should Review "The Strangers"
DaglotAlta 2 years ago 2
It Felt Like It Was Missing Coat Movement
And SAW IS THE BEST MOVIE SERIES EVER
DaglotAlta 2 years ago