According to the bible you not allowed; to be Gay, eat shellfish, boil a goat in its mothers milk, work on Sunday [death], curse your parents [death], speak in church if you’re a woman, not cut of any part of your body that cased you to sin, have any authority over a man [if you’re a woman], beat your slave to death [its ok if they get up after a day or two]
Actually, curse words do make you feel better when you get hurt (scientifically proven), and are connected to the emotional part of your brain, which is why they slip out when you're angry or whatever. ;P
My native tongue has plenty of christian based curse words. We use words that could crudely be translated into "Demonic", "Infernal", "accursed" and so on. While they don't technically sound like curse words in English, they carry a much greater impact in my native tongue.
I always thought of cursing was sin, but his point on Jesus telling people they were son's of snakes was very interesting. "There's things in the Bible you just wouldn't say to a kid." He's right. They're insults. And have we as Christians become so wrapped up in trying to sugarcoat everything? Sure, you don't want to just openly call everyone curse words, but there's a point where all have to come to the realization that the emotions we have are reality, and that's how Jesus felt with Pharisees
@souladucky -The thing to remember is that just because this guy is a "clean or christian" comedian, doesn't make him an authority on scripture.The bible says "blessing and cursing cannot flow from the same mouth" and that "out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks" Jesus was sinless, and perfect. His wrath that was loosed was done so with the authority of being God incarnate. Not, because he was mad at slamming his hand in a chariot door
@souladucky he told them they were snakes because there is a great meaning behind it. he didnt call them the N word or the F word or whatever word it was that was bad back day. calling someone a snake is not the same as cursing someone today.
..... alright i went into troll mode because there is no information to be learned here. Nobody can give any logical explanation about nonsense. It just really blows my mind that christians preach about Adam and Eve as if it is to be taken literally. Even as a metaphore its wack. I find it odd that most christians dont question these things. I'm not saying they are stupid for believing in god. I just want something of substance to think about. Why should i believe too? I gave up on god. its fake
@7255202 You're totally right. A lot of it doesn't make sense. Like why would God send Jesus to die for a crime he didn't commit, for a bunch of people that don't even like him or know who he is? That makes ZERO sense. I wouldn't do that. But God loves his creation more than we can comprehend. There's something to think about. I still can't figure it out, but it's the reason I can trust the other parts of God's word, such as Adam and Eve. It's because I know and trust God. He is Truth
@drumrdude707 How do you feel like God even exists let alone love and trust? Do you feel god? i dont. Do you hear god? i dont. I have asked and prayed for years and get nothing. I felt the "holy spirit" once and dont know how else but a supernatural being could cause a whole room of people to break down crying at once. That gives me hope but i need god in my life now and past 5 years and he is not there. i want to give up but there is that small hope.
feelings can b deceiving, and if physically sensing(hearing etc) god is what u need to believe, than u better not believe in god at all for the god u believe in is a false god, nothing more than a product of physical realm. bible clearly states that God is a spirit, as Jobs has said he can't c God anywhere yet He is rite there next to him. It is by grace n grace alone that we r saved, n through faith we believe, not logic nor feeling, thus Jesus teach us to pray for more faith
@7255202 Just curious, when you say you need God and have been praying, do you understand that unless you read the Bible along with that....well, it's like talking to someone who can hear you but can't answer because you've covered your ears. The answers that you're looking for are all there in the Bible. And you said most Christians don't question, I've been serving Him for 10 years now and I question all the time. Some answers I get immediately, some take longer, but the Bible is the key.
@7255202 ok I have a question, can you physically feel thought? you hear your thoughts, but are they actually audible? They are not tangible things, yet you know they're there. As far as prayer goes, if you haven't accepted Jesus Christ as your Savior, He will only answer the prayer for Salvation. " ...Without Faith it is impossible to please Him..."Hebrews 11:6 KJV. If you don't believe God exists, He won't answer your prayers. If you are saved, you must believe God will answer you.
@7255202 Now if you are saved and ask God to help you increase in faith, you must believe He will. The end of the verse i quoted says you must believe that He is (exists), and that He is a rewarder of them that DILIGENLTY seek Him. I have seen God work in my life. I prayed that He would help me get a job. a few weeks later, I'm working.
@7255202 One Wednesday night I gave a prayer request about my sister getting the job she wanted. Well, what I had no idea of until I got home, was that within MINUTES of someone praying about the situation, the store called and wanted her to come for training. That was DAYS AFTER the day they said they would call her. Now, that is IMPOSSIBLE!!!! There is NO WAY chance could have done that!!
@Steelersfan1631 I just hope your God is the one that has the key to the gate. I suspect that, based on the numbers of Gods that people have believed in, people stopped believing in them a long time ago.
@Sorcoral God has never failed me yet. As i work in a secular environment and see people who haven't been saved by Faith in Jesus Christ, I can see that God's word is truth. Man without God is nothing. No purpose in life. But God has a purpose for us. We failed Him. He gave us ONE thing that we weren't supposed to do, and we did it anyway. God wanted us to truly love Him, and we failed. But God sent His Son to pay our debt. To be saved all someone has to do is confess Him and believe.
Religion Sucks! But a personal relationship with our Lord Jesus is the most beautiful, wonderful, fulfilling relationship you can have. Once you have one, you know God is REAL!
I loved what Brad said about Christian thinking, "Christians gotta stop acting like a bunch of babies, can't think, gotta sugar coat everything, we gotta sugar coat everything. Sometimes life is rough."
religious people need special words? Curse words? U DO! its called JESUS chist! say that when u slam ur hand in the car door! it was gods plan! and i highly doubt jesus will care if u do that... u cantt get offended on someone elses behalf!
Bill Cosby was a great comedic genius and he rarely cursed, maybe 3 times in all his records. Now that isn't funny. Well I'm sorry, it's still funny to me and so is this guy.
after watching all these videos, I can conclude that it is way easier to be a christian stand-up than a non-christian one. The audience basically laugh about anything.
@Leadman1989 He did have evidence, He had what you've said and what he knows about other people and then made a judgement You wanna come at us with logic BRING IT
Christians and logic, a contradiction in terms if ever I've heard one. His assertion WAS indeed baseless because the premise didn't support the conclusion. I did not find this funny in the least, that doesn't mean I"m boring. Surprise not everyone has the same sense of humor. As for him judging me based on others you've heard what they say about assuming right?
Not only are you wrong here, I can see your logic failing in other comments as well. Nice try though. *claps with one hand
@Leadman1989 heh This is gonna be fun. I will admit maybe he wasn't being logical but you where being anal about it in the first place. And you comment was just a baseless as his. You drew from what YOU know about christian's and then made a judgement about all christian's If you want everyone to run on Spock type logic your where born into the wrong race buddy. I don't have the space to take on the other Baseless assumption you made. If you care for a challenge msg me on youtube.
yet another assumption that we have no evidence by a person who has done now REAL research. Because if you had you would know that we do in fact have evidence both for God and against what you believe. I would tell you but 250 characters isn't enough even for a summery. i again invite you, if you want to know more send me a msg on youtube If you don't simple put Fuck off you annoying idiot. Stop trying to shove your mindless ignorance in my facego back to believing what you've been told sheep
How ignorant can you be? You're the one that addressed ME FIRST? All of a sudden I'm shoving things in your face? You don't KNOW what I believe, because I haven't told you what I believe. NOT believing in what you believe does not automatically assign me some other belief. Now you're ASSUMING and PROJECTING. Doesn't seem like you're having too much fun. LMAO
@Leadman1989 hehehe I knew you would come at me like this sooo predictable. I don't know what you believe but I know what you don't and since I have evidence against anything that isn't my God I therefor have evidence against whatever it is you believe. And if you don't believe in God pft then its child's play I will make a scientific coffin and bury you in it. I addressed you first that's true, but you started moving this conversation from logic to hating on religion.
Then be off with you, everything not agreeing with your religion is "hating it". As for "I will make a scientific coffin" i'm not a scientist nor a philosopher, but I would wager I know much more/ am capable of grasping more of both than you do or (in your current state) ever can. I will leave you with a youtuber Evid3nc3 and his video series 2.0 Deconversion: The God Concept. He's a lot more gentle than I. Good Luck
p.s. come back when you're an atheist for good science channels
I have no idea what your conversation is about, but I noticed you said you have evidence for your god, and against everyone else's. That really got my eye! I'm interested!
What is this evidence for your god? And how would you define your god? What attributes does your god have? Is it a 3O god?
I'm seriously interested, and I'll read evidence if you can provide it.
@Leadman1989 I have solid evidence for everything I believe and I have offered it to you but you are either to cock sure or to scared to hear it. If all you want to do here is argue then Im not going to wast my time. If you are like me, searching for the truth send me a msg and I will gladly show you mine and listen to yours. otherwise I'm done here
you dont hath to do any thing but believe in God,o my God that is why Gay people think there alright just the way they are.We hath to do more then believe we hath to live by every word and continue to until the end.
Honestly, there is not much that is 'unique' about it. I'm not dissing or saying anything against your religion (please don't take it that way, I honestly mean no disrespect) but the only thing different about it are certain stories and names. The basic gist is common to most religions, ESPECIALLY Paganism.
@RedPaganPunk Christianity is unique and different. In every other religion, you must work towards God. In Christianity, God has done all the work for you and simply offers it as a gift through his Son Jesus Christ. Many people do not like the fact that you don't have to do anything but accept the gift, because it seems much too simple. God loves us enough to give us that gift.
Whoa, Dub, apparently you've never read the Bible. Adam and Eve? They WERE perfect. But they chose to sin, and that separated their descendants from God. And now He offers us the path away from our sin - Christ. If everyone was perfect, this world would be an amazing place. As it is, the only place that can offer perfection is heaven. And the only way to get there is to forsake our sin and turn to Christ.
@a65b43 as i said to rainman, the bible is a collection of well intentioned stories to guide people in living their lives with solid morals and values. It's always a comforting thing to think that someone or something of supreme power is always looking over your shoulder helping you out, but to chriticize others on something that may or may not exsist just doesn't make sense. If was christianity was the true religion, why does over half the world follow different creeds?
@DubGaymer because christianity is based on free will. God wants you to love him, but it isn't really love if he has to force you to do it, so he gives us the choice. You don't have to believe it if you don't want to, that's the beauty of free will.
@13biglou1992 agreed, but now i think we're leaning more towards the american dream and less towards christianity. if christianity really was a choice the middle east wouldn't be fighting amongst itself with such a strict interpretation of the muslim faith. i tihnk religion is based what the enviorment calls for. We can say christianity is best because it IS such a free religion, jjust like america
@DubGaymer yeah, America may have been founded on Christianity but they are also the ones that are ruining it. It was never supposed to be what it is today. Going to church every Sunday and not doing certain things so you can say that you are better than somebody else. it's become so wrong.
@13biglou1992 But an omniscient god knows in advance whether or not we would follow him or not, and that logically necessitates that he did indeed create some of us with the predisposition to not follow him, and where is your free will now? If you grant god all the attributes you do, you fall into a logical trap where all you can do is talk poetry and fend everything off with "well he's god, he can do it if he wants." Doesn't sound like too nice of a guy, if that's the case.
@IggyIrons God created us to love him, and so he could love us. There is a part of every single human that craves to know God. When we sin, we break his heart. We hurt him horribly every time. He could wipe sin away from the face of the earth, but that would mean taking away the free will of humans, which he won't do. I'd like to hear the contradicting attributes you speak of. You must worship Christ as Lord of your life. And always be ready to give reason for your hope. 1 Peter 3:15
@IggyIrons Why does a battered wife keep going back to her husband when he promises to change even though she knows that he won't? Because she loves him so much that she puts her safety and well being second to him. It's the same with God. He always loves us even though he knows that we will always keep hurting him. Which is why he created us. He loved us so much that he had to trust us even though he knew we would fuck it up. That is why he put his consciousness into a human body.
@13biglou1992 and died such a horrible and painful death that they invented a word to describe it, Excruciating. He did that so we wouldn't have to go to Hell. If you choose to not believe and as a result go to Hell, than that is your fucking problem and you will have to deal with it. I'm getting sick of having to defend what I believe. I really don't care anymore.
@DubGaymer One of many reasons people don't like Christianity is that we're exclusive. Our religion is one of the few, if any others, that says "If you don't believe in this, you're going to burn in Hell. It doesn't matter how good you were in life, if you don't believe it, you have no chance." Our God is a jealous God, and loves us so much that he will NOT share us with false idols. The reason half the world follows different creeds is because many people run away from the truth.
@Prowlsgirl so..."believe what we beleive or your doomed for eternity" you're making christianity sound more like a cult than anything. and there is no way in any universe that half the world is just "running away form the truth" this is just foolish to think So If you think that 66.6% of the world is going to burn in your religions hell even though they don't believe in your faith...you may be viewed as very closed minded to some
@DubGaymer Ours is actually more of a relationship with the Father. The religious stuff is just to show that we love him and want to bring glory to him.
@allendista I didn't find it funny either, but I don't see how you make the enormous leaps in logic you made here. First of all conservatives obviously do have a culture, and it is utterly moronic to suggest otherwise. Liberals do too. There are Spanish conservatives and Spanish liberals. They both have a culture. The same one. Cuz, y'see, they're Spanish.
And then you call people morons for no reason. I'm not even a conservative and I find you needlessly hostile.
@UCKABAH A while back Fox News tried a Conservative half hour show. Problem is that again it wasn't funny. I think that you took my comment the wrong way. When I talk about culture, I mean it in the sense of comedy, film, literature, etc., As to Spanish Conservatives having a culture (less you mean eating tacos), they don't have one. Spanish Libs have had a had somewhat of a historical one as our people have struggled in order to achieve tolerance.
When I come to watch a comedy and laugh, and see theological essays....i know that it's time to youtube backtrack....and pick another route! oh noooooo.............
@4GodAlone1 You actually can't tell anyone they're going to Hell. You're not God. It's not your job to condemn. I have some great friends who are great people who are gay. They're better people than a good amount of Christians. Heck, they ARE Christians! Are they going to hell anyway just because they're gay? Even though they are less judgmental and more accepting than half the straight Christians I know? Wanna be a good Christian? Try doing as Jesus did, love EVERYONE.
@hazelreflection your right its not anyone's job to condemn people, but if your disobeying God while you say your a Christian your being a fake. God says homosexuality is wrong so we as Christians should know its wrong. And yes, God does love everyone, but that doesn't mean that what their doing is right. My cousin is gay and he is the most understanding of my entire family. I still love him and talk to him, but i don't think him being gay is right.
@mrracoon500 Actually, you don't have to be baptized or go to worship, it's nice, but if thats true, then how about the people in China and Africa that don't get to be baptized or go to worship? Do they go to hell? Repenting, praying, and reading are all very important, and needed, but you don't have to go to church, and worship is actually apposed to be personal, but a group is fine as well :)
@mrracoon500 I (somewhat) disagree, with that statement. You don't have to go to a worship service to be a christian.. it just helps with your faith. Same with reading the Bible, and praying. They're not a requirement, but they help keep your faith strong. Baptizing, is not a requirement to be a christian. What about the man, next to Jesus, on the cross? "I say even this day, you will be with me, in paradise" (paraphrasing, but you get the message). I'm not disagreeing with you though. =)
For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast. Ephesians 2: 8-9
@exmoor123 the Bible does include judgement. The law was set down to show us how hopeless we are (how we all have sins... whether based in hate, lust, idolatry, etc). Christ came to save us from having to pay for those sins ourselves. Only God himself could overcome death. Pretty awesome I think. In a way it's really black and white, but when you really think about it, that's why the gospel so great. It accounts for that human factor. Romans 8:3-4. Hope this fits in according to your discussion!
I like how he preaches while giving comedy... he's indirectly teaching people how to reign in life through the abundance of grace (accepting him despite his stinkyness) and the gift of righteousness ( you cannot do anything, just believe)
This man has a talent to make people laugh. When I went to see him he made me laugh until my sides hurt. I'm suing him for pain and laughing. Jkng. I think he kind of derailed his church to church tour with the "Jesus cursed so it's ok for Christians to curse" The advanced concept he put forth would have been misunderstood by Christians who want to curse. When Christians lose control of their tongues, they look just like the world and people would think the gift of God's salvation is not real.
They're just words. No one can explain to me how they're bad. They aren't. It's the context that is important. The word fuck is one of the most descriptive words in the English language, but we're inexplicably no supposed to say it. However, if you replace it with the word screw on TV, all of sudden, everything is cool. It makes no sense, just like the rest of it.
when Jesus said to the Pharises "sons of a snake" he was referring to their spiritual father, Satan, thru the anti-Christ spirit. you went too far off on that one, buddy. don't loose doctrinal truth for the sake of laughter. 4/10 not very funny, any of it. see Jeff Allen
I like this guy. He isn't slandering christianity because he is a christian... he's just saying what my friends and I have been talking about. God cursed too. I was informed this. I really do think that sometimes us chris
According to the bible you not allowed; to be Gay, eat shellfish, boil a goat in its mothers milk, work on Sunday [death], curse your parents [death], speak in church if you’re a woman, not cut of any part of your body that cased you to sin, have any authority over a man [if you’re a woman], beat your slave to death [its ok if they get up after a day or two]
darkblood626 1 day ago
"I'm cursin' you, but I'm dyslexic" xD lmao
daytonaturboz1 1 day ago
It's like the Christian version of Carlin's "7 Dirty Words" sketch!
RushLimborg 1 day ago
I don't care what the haters say. This is funny.
Karhimo 2 days ago 2
this guy is not funny.... at all.
garrickmusic 2 days ago
soooo true! lmao
CuteBlondie98 3 days ago
Well, he would be a good preacher...
grrrawr751 3 days ago
This has been flagged as spam show
So I think he's a Christian... Just a guess.
Hinzmana 4 days ago
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Hinzmana 4 days ago
no bacon...
hjlove757 6 days ago
This guy is just a cheap rip-off comic who thinks he's the Christian Denis Leary.
MrRoboto81 1 week ago
"Christianity is the only religion that would have me because you don't have to do anything but believe in God."
'facepalm'
DrJoeystein 1 week ago 4
Thumbs up if both Brad Stine and Tim Hawkins are awesome comedians.
mahknip 1 week ago 3
This guy is the most unfunny thing to ever hit planet Earth. God have mercy on you if you really think this is comedy.
CHILLEGITIMATE 2 weeks ago
Actually, curse words do make you feel better when you get hurt (scientifically proven), and are connected to the emotional part of your brain, which is why they slip out when you're angry or whatever. ;P
RawrRiza 2 weeks ago
oh shit.. I wondered into the christian side of youtube..
fenway123 2 weeks ago
@fenway123 welcome to the party, lol
gamerfreak5665 2 weeks ago
I love 7:02!
Mrmodeltrainz 2 weeks ago
My native tongue has plenty of christian based curse words. We use words that could crudely be translated into "Demonic", "Infernal", "accursed" and so on. While they don't technically sound like curse words in English, they carry a much greater impact in my native tongue.
Einargizz 2 weeks ago
I always thought of cursing was sin, but his point on Jesus telling people they were son's of snakes was very interesting. "There's things in the Bible you just wouldn't say to a kid." He's right. They're insults. And have we as Christians become so wrapped up in trying to sugarcoat everything? Sure, you don't want to just openly call everyone curse words, but there's a point where all have to come to the realization that the emotions we have are reality, and that's how Jesus felt with Pharisees
souladucky 2 weeks ago 26
@souladucky -The thing to remember is that just because this guy is a "clean or christian" comedian, doesn't make him an authority on scripture.The bible says "blessing and cursing cannot flow from the same mouth" and that "out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks" Jesus was sinless, and perfect. His wrath that was loosed was done so with the authority of being God incarnate. Not, because he was mad at slamming his hand in a chariot door
-- just read the Bible more for the Truth
Xenos22222 6 days ago
@souladucky he told them they were snakes because there is a great meaning behind it. he didnt call them the N word or the F word or whatever word it was that was bad back day. calling someone a snake is not the same as cursing someone today.
IvanTheHealer 5 days ago
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pc9318 9 hours ago
I cuss all the F*ing time. End of story.
PersianButtons 2 weeks ago
lol he is pretty funny tho
nywan09 3 weeks ago
i do love bacon
pirateman789 3 weeks ago
..... alright i went into troll mode because there is no information to be learned here. Nobody can give any logical explanation about nonsense. It just really blows my mind that christians preach about Adam and Eve as if it is to be taken literally. Even as a metaphore its wack. I find it odd that most christians dont question these things. I'm not saying they are stupid for believing in god. I just want something of substance to think about. Why should i believe too? I gave up on god. its fake
7255202 3 weeks ago
@7255202 You're totally right. A lot of it doesn't make sense. Like why would God send Jesus to die for a crime he didn't commit, for a bunch of people that don't even like him or know who he is? That makes ZERO sense. I wouldn't do that. But God loves his creation more than we can comprehend. There's something to think about. I still can't figure it out, but it's the reason I can trust the other parts of God's word, such as Adam and Eve. It's because I know and trust God. He is Truth
drumrdude707 3 weeks ago
@drumrdude707 How do you feel like God even exists let alone love and trust? Do you feel god? i dont. Do you hear god? i dont. I have asked and prayed for years and get nothing. I felt the "holy spirit" once and dont know how else but a supernatural being could cause a whole room of people to break down crying at once. That gives me hope but i need god in my life now and past 5 years and he is not there. i want to give up but there is that small hope.
7255202 3 weeks ago
@7255202
feelings can b deceiving, and if physically sensing(hearing etc) god is what u need to believe, than u better not believe in god at all for the god u believe in is a false god, nothing more than a product of physical realm. bible clearly states that God is a spirit, as Jobs has said he can't c God anywhere yet He is rite there next to him. It is by grace n grace alone that we r saved, n through faith we believe, not logic nor feeling, thus Jesus teach us to pray for more faith
ChineseDragonKing 3 weeks ago
@7255202 Just curious, when you say you need God and have been praying, do you understand that unless you read the Bible along with that....well, it's like talking to someone who can hear you but can't answer because you've covered your ears. The answers that you're looking for are all there in the Bible. And you said most Christians don't question, I've been serving Him for 10 years now and I question all the time. Some answers I get immediately, some take longer, but the Bible is the key.
SeriousCakes 2 weeks ago
@7255202 ok I have a question, can you physically feel thought? you hear your thoughts, but are they actually audible? They are not tangible things, yet you know they're there. As far as prayer goes, if you haven't accepted Jesus Christ as your Savior, He will only answer the prayer for Salvation. " ...Without Faith it is impossible to please Him..."Hebrews 11:6 KJV. If you don't believe God exists, He won't answer your prayers. If you are saved, you must believe God will answer you.
Steelersfan1631 2 weeks ago
@7255202 Now if you are saved and ask God to help you increase in faith, you must believe He will. The end of the verse i quoted says you must believe that He is (exists), and that He is a rewarder of them that DILIGENLTY seek Him. I have seen God work in my life. I prayed that He would help me get a job. a few weeks later, I'm working.
Steelersfan1631 2 weeks ago
@7255202 One Wednesday night I gave a prayer request about my sister getting the job she wanted. Well, what I had no idea of until I got home, was that within MINUTES of someone praying about the situation, the store called and wanted her to come for training. That was DAYS AFTER the day they said they would call her. Now, that is IMPOSSIBLE!!!! There is NO WAY chance could have done that!!
Steelersfan1631 2 weeks ago
@Steelersfan1631 I just hope your God is the one that has the key to the gate. I suspect that, based on the numbers of Gods that people have believed in, people stopped believing in them a long time ago.
Sorcoral 1 week ago
@Sorcoral well, Since He created it, I would guess He holds the key as well.
Steelersfan1631 1 week ago
@Steelersfan1631 What will you do when it turns out that key is useless. Valhalla needs a boat and I'm building mine right now...just in case.
Sorcoral 1 week ago
@Sorcoral God has never failed me yet. As i work in a secular environment and see people who haven't been saved by Faith in Jesus Christ, I can see that God's word is truth. Man without God is nothing. No purpose in life. But God has a purpose for us. We failed Him. He gave us ONE thing that we weren't supposed to do, and we did it anyway. God wanted us to truly love Him, and we failed. But God sent His Son to pay our debt. To be saved all someone has to do is confess Him and believe.
Steelersfan1631 1 week ago
@Steelersfan1631 I have only one question. Have you ever missed a day of work due to an illness of either you or a family member?
Sorcoral 4 days ago
@Sorcoral no i have not. why?
Steelersfan1631 4 days ago
@Steelersfan1631 'God has never failed me (yet)'... You can take the 'yet' out. He never will, trust me.
Karhimo 2 days ago 2
@Karhimo Thats true.
Steelersfan1631 1 day ago
Religion Sucks! But a personal relationship with our Lord Jesus is the most beautiful, wonderful, fulfilling relationship you can have. Once you have one, you know God is REAL!
billwhit1357 4 weeks ago
thumbs up if you clicked on this vid because you thought it was tim hawkins
leprichaun3333 4 weeks ago 166
@leprichaun3333
CHICK FIL A!
Xenos22222 6 days ago
@leprichaun3333 omg i so did then i started watchin nd was all just like "wtf?!" lmao
CuteBlondie98 3 days ago
What kind of a god would deny a man a BLT?! YOUR CRAZY!
XD
Storiesofheroes 4 weeks ago
Ok, I'm not religious, but I do say God is alive, Jesus rose from the day, and I make it as noticeable as possible.
DarrenJamesWinsett98 1 month ago
I loved what Brad said about Christian thinking, "Christians gotta stop acting like a bunch of babies, can't think, gotta sugar coat everything, we gotta sugar coat everything. Sometimes life is rough."
cravenmagic 1 month ago
Fup off you fupping baxter. Fup off you grasshole.
triangl 1 month ago
biscuit! Ship! Fudge...crab.
CherriChappi 1 month ago
Oh I have curse words alright. They are Blarg... and Fluff. Or Blarg! and Fluff! It suffices.
CatzEyes93 1 month ago
some do lololol :-)
skaterfreedom10 1 month ago
snargyle. blerble. nyarlge. Curse Words for Christ
MeLoVeAlmOstEveRyoNe 1 month ago
Unique and different? lolololololol
AnimeShineChihiro 1 month ago
@AnimeShineChihiro From every other religion in the world.
MrArrogoth 1 month ago
i just don't blow the f-bomb or say gods name in vein.
Etlego 1 month ago
@Etlego or in arteries...
randude1 1 month ago
@Etlego
God-b-less
:D
Leadman1989 1 month ago
Reminds me of George Carlin, a clean George Carlin
LovemyRN 1 month ago
Note to everyone: Don't give the peace sign in Britain. That's like the middle finger there.
BBall0027 1 month ago
@BBall0027 if your fingernails point towards your head, its peace, the other way is swearing. A throwback to annoying the french
manphelan 1 month ago
LOL saying Christianity has no rules is like saying Jesus was white.
SophiaAphrodite 1 month ago
@SophiaAphrodite did he say christianity didn't have rules? oh and fail troll with the Jesus wasn't white mate you do know nobody cares about that?
MrArrogoth 1 month ago
Curses not only reduce stress but also reduce pain.
Sounds weird but hey, it's true.
Picasso43967 1 month ago
Reminds me of Dennis Leary.
RocknForJesus 1 month ago
wow , that was complete weaksause
dougransley 1 month ago
I'll join your religion *no bacon* IM OUT
darkwaltz00 1 month ago
religious people need special words? Curse words? U DO! its called JESUS chist! say that when u slam ur hand in the car door! it was gods plan! and i highly doubt jesus will care if u do that... u cantt get offended on someone elses behalf!
logicisreasonable 1 month ago
@logicisreasonable Gods name in vein?
Headifen 1 month ago
I thought Tim Hawkins put on muscle mass and got laryngitis. He is really funny!
hitmanchild 1 month ago
Hilarious! (The flipping people off with your whole hand - I do that!!) Ba-Ha!
HeatherandChris7 1 month ago 2
DO NOT BADMOUTH CHRISTIANS OR I'LL REPORT YOU!
subri1249 1 month ago
@subri1249 Did you listen to a thing he said? Or do you just want attention?
xxDisturbedPersonxx 1 month ago
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@subri1249 Christians suck.
JagermeisterDetox 1 month ago
cursing actually helps relieve pain. its science.
duswdav 1 month ago
@duswdav it is. scientifically proven to relieve stress. as long as you use it sparingly, otherwise it loses effectiveness! ;)
evieberrie 1 month ago
Not funny AND a christian? I'm out.
RiseAgainst90 1 month ago
When the video starts, he sounds EXACTLY like Larry the Cable Guy.
dougmoerhoffman 1 month ago
Bill Cosby was a great comedic genius and he rarely cursed, maybe 3 times in all his records. Now that isn't funny. Well I'm sorry, it's still funny to me and so is this guy.
felicianomiko 1 month ago
after watching all these videos, I can conclude that it is way easier to be a christian stand-up than a non-christian one. The audience basically laugh about anything.
darkrood 1 month ago
@darkrood
Not really. All you have to do is string together 80 cuss words in a row and non-Christians will laugh for a month.
karozans 1 month ago 2
@karozans
I don't totally agree, but I can understand what you mean. :(
darkrood 1 month ago
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zack199544 1 month ago
Not funny, didn't laugh ONCE.
Leadman1989 1 month ago
@Leadman1989 u must be the most boring person ever
WhiiteMexiican 1 month ago
@WhiiteMexiican
Oh look, a christian making a judgement based on no evidence, typical.
Leadman1989 1 month ago
@Leadman1989 And you didn't just make a judgement?
AquaMusicify 1 month ago
@AquaMusicify
No not really, but even if I did it wasn't a BASELESS assumption like his.
Leadman1989 1 month ago
@Leadman1989 He did have evidence, He had what you've said and what he knows about other people and then made a judgement You wanna come at us with logic BRING IT
MrArrogoth 1 month ago
@MrArrogoth
Christians and logic, a contradiction in terms if ever I've heard one. His assertion WAS indeed baseless because the premise didn't support the conclusion. I did not find this funny in the least, that doesn't mean I"m boring. Surprise not everyone has the same sense of humor. As for him judging me based on others you've heard what they say about assuming right?
Not only are you wrong here, I can see your logic failing in other comments as well. Nice try though. *claps with one hand
Leadman1989 1 month ago
@Leadman1989 heh This is gonna be fun. I will admit maybe he wasn't being logical but you where being anal about it in the first place. And you comment was just a baseless as his. You drew from what YOU know about christian's and then made a judgement about all christian's If you want everyone to run on Spock type logic your where born into the wrong race buddy. I don't have the space to take on the other Baseless assumption you made. If you care for a challenge msg me on youtube.
MrArrogoth 1 month ago
@MrArrogoth
The facade of good grammar washes away. You're right this is gonna be fun, although not as enjoyable for you.
Your comment is literally a cluster-fuck of WTF.
"You where being anal about it in the first place" anal about what?
"Spock type logic" ???
"YOU know about christian's and then made a judgement about all christian's"
I'll do you one better and expand that to ALL religion that doesn't require evidence, but relies on faith based claims which is ALL of them!
Leadman1989 1 month ago
yet another assumption that we have no evidence by a person who has done now REAL research. Because if you had you would know that we do in fact have evidence both for God and against what you believe. I would tell you but 250 characters isn't enough even for a summery. i again invite you, if you want to know more send me a msg on youtube If you don't simple put Fuck off you annoying idiot. Stop trying to shove your mindless ignorance in my facego back to believing what you've been told sheep
MrArrogoth 1 month ago
@MrArrogoth
How ignorant can you be? You're the one that addressed ME FIRST? All of a sudden I'm shoving things in your face? You don't KNOW what I believe, because I haven't told you what I believe. NOT believing in what you believe does not automatically assign me some other belief. Now you're ASSUMING and PROJECTING. Doesn't seem like you're having too much fun. LMAO
Leadman1989 1 month ago
@Leadman1989 hehehe I knew you would come at me like this sooo predictable. I don't know what you believe but I know what you don't and since I have evidence against anything that isn't my God I therefor have evidence against whatever it is you believe. And if you don't believe in God pft then its child's play I will make a scientific coffin and bury you in it. I addressed you first that's true, but you started moving this conversation from logic to hating on religion.
MrArrogoth 1 month ago
@MrArrogoth
Then be off with you, everything not agreeing with your religion is "hating it". As for "I will make a scientific coffin" i'm not a scientist nor a philosopher, but I would wager I know much more/ am capable of grasping more of both than you do or (in your current state) ever can. I will leave you with a youtuber Evid3nc3 and his video series 2.0 Deconversion: The God Concept. He's a lot more gentle than I. Good Luck
p.s. come back when you're an atheist for good science channels
Leadman1989 1 month ago
@MrArrogoth
I have no idea what your conversation is about, but I noticed you said you have evidence for your god, and against everyone else's. That really got my eye! I'm interested!
What is this evidence for your god? And how would you define your god? What attributes does your god have? Is it a 3O god?
I'm seriously interested, and I'll read evidence if you can provide it.
rsgirl10 4 weeks ago
@Leadman1989 I have solid evidence for everything I believe and I have offered it to you but you are either to cock sure or to scared to hear it. If all you want to do here is argue then Im not going to wast my time. If you are like me, searching for the truth send me a msg and I will gladly show you mine and listen to yours. otherwise I'm done here
MrArrogoth 1 month ago
I want this DVD.
Alieaser 1 month ago
I woulda felt like a jerk after saying that to that chick hahaha
PentecostalEvangelis 1 month ago
you dont hath to do any thing but believe in God,o my God that is why Gay people think there alright just the way they are.We hath to do more then believe we hath to live by every word and continue to until the end.
MegaBrown29 1 month ago
@MegaBrown29 no offense, there is something wrong with you. you were raised wrong, im sorry but thats the way it is.
DubGaymer 1 month ago
YES! this guy IS funny. you should watch some of his other videos. everyone needs a good laugh & there't nothing better than christian humor! oh yea!
natalie61863 1 month ago
Does anyone think this guy is funny?
dragonsder 1 month ago
this guy isn't very funny :/
TheHumbleCat 1 month ago
@TheHumbleCat most comedians are really not that funny, you just have to be in the
right mood, I mean even the shittiest comedian can be very funny if you're in the right mood.... and drunk. :D
Alieaser 1 month ago
is this tim hawkins??
BREEZER1499 1 month ago
@BREEZER1499 no
miltonmercade 1 month ago
@Prowlsgirl
Honestly, there is not much that is 'unique' about it. I'm not dissing or saying anything against your religion (please don't take it that way, I honestly mean no disrespect) but the only thing different about it are certain stories and names. The basic gist is common to most religions, ESPECIALLY Paganism.
RedPaganPunk 1 month ago
sounds like casey casem?
tccrecycling 1 month ago
its actually proven that cursing after being injured releaves pain
72393pac 1 month ago
dude. true true true.
guenreynolds 1 month ago
Christians make horrible comedians and even worse YouTubers...
20BCeltics 1 month ago
@20BCeltics Such a blanket statement.
Ryu12543 1 month ago
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Christianity 'unique and different'? Not so much. Pretty much all religions have the same concepts and even stories when you boil them down.
RedPaganPunk 2 months ago
Christianity 'unique and different'? Not so much. Pretty much all religions have the same concepts and even stories when you boil them down.
RedPaganPunk 2 months ago
@RedPaganPunk Christianity is unique and different. In every other religion, you must work towards God. In Christianity, God has done all the work for you and simply offers it as a gift through his Son Jesus Christ. Many people do not like the fact that you don't have to do anything but accept the gift, because it seems much too simple. God loves us enough to give us that gift.
Prowlsgirl 1 month ago
Whoa, Dub, apparently you've never read the Bible. Adam and Eve? They WERE perfect. But they chose to sin, and that separated their descendants from God. And now He offers us the path away from our sin - Christ. If everyone was perfect, this world would be an amazing place. As it is, the only place that can offer perfection is heaven. And the only way to get there is to forsake our sin and turn to Christ.
a65b43 2 months ago
@a65b43 as i said to rainman, the bible is a collection of well intentioned stories to guide people in living their lives with solid morals and values. It's always a comforting thing to think that someone or something of supreme power is always looking over your shoulder helping you out, but to chriticize others on something that may or may not exsist just doesn't make sense. If was christianity was the true religion, why does over half the world follow different creeds?
DubGaymer 2 months ago
@DubGaymer because christianity is based on free will. God wants you to love him, but it isn't really love if he has to force you to do it, so he gives us the choice. You don't have to believe it if you don't want to, that's the beauty of free will.
13biglou1992 2 months ago
@13biglou1992 agreed, but now i think we're leaning more towards the american dream and less towards christianity. if christianity really was a choice the middle east wouldn't be fighting amongst itself with such a strict interpretation of the muslim faith. i tihnk religion is based what the enviorment calls for. We can say christianity is best because it IS such a free religion, jjust like america
DubGaymer 2 months ago
@DubGaymer yeah, America may have been founded on Christianity but they are also the ones that are ruining it. It was never supposed to be what it is today. Going to church every Sunday and not doing certain things so you can say that you are better than somebody else. it's become so wrong.
13biglou1992 1 month ago
@13biglou1992 But an omniscient god knows in advance whether or not we would follow him or not, and that logically necessitates that he did indeed create some of us with the predisposition to not follow him, and where is your free will now? If you grant god all the attributes you do, you fall into a logical trap where all you can do is talk poetry and fend everything off with "well he's god, he can do it if he wants." Doesn't sound like too nice of a guy, if that's the case.
IggyIrons 2 months ago
@IggyIrons God created us to love him, and so he could love us. There is a part of every single human that craves to know God. When we sin, we break his heart. We hurt him horribly every time. He could wipe sin away from the face of the earth, but that would mean taking away the free will of humans, which he won't do. I'd like to hear the contradicting attributes you speak of. You must worship Christ as Lord of your life. And always be ready to give reason for your hope. 1 Peter 3:15
Prowlsgirl 1 month ago
@IggyIrons Why does a battered wife keep going back to her husband when he promises to change even though she knows that he won't? Because she loves him so much that she puts her safety and well being second to him. It's the same with God. He always loves us even though he knows that we will always keep hurting him. Which is why he created us. He loved us so much that he had to trust us even though he knew we would fuck it up. That is why he put his consciousness into a human body.
13biglou1992 1 month ago
@13biglou1992 and died such a horrible and painful death that they invented a word to describe it, Excruciating. He did that so we wouldn't have to go to Hell. If you choose to not believe and as a result go to Hell, than that is your fucking problem and you will have to deal with it. I'm getting sick of having to defend what I believe. I really don't care anymore.
13biglou1992 1 month ago
@13biglou1992 That sounds like a pretty hopeless relationship.
Polishaisdown 1 month ago
@DubGaymer One of many reasons people don't like Christianity is that we're exclusive. Our religion is one of the few, if any others, that says "If you don't believe in this, you're going to burn in Hell. It doesn't matter how good you were in life, if you don't believe it, you have no chance." Our God is a jealous God, and loves us so much that he will NOT share us with false idols. The reason half the world follows different creeds is because many people run away from the truth.
Prowlsgirl 1 month ago
@Prowlsgirl so..."believe what we beleive or your doomed for eternity" you're making christianity sound more like a cult than anything. and there is no way in any universe that half the world is just "running away form the truth" this is just foolish to think So If you think that 66.6% of the world is going to burn in your religions hell even though they don't believe in your faith...you may be viewed as very closed minded to some
DubGaymer 1 month ago
@DubGaymer Again, that's why most people don't like our religion: exclusiveness.
Prowlsgirl 1 month ago
@Prowlsgirl doesn't seem like a good system for a religion..just my opinion
DubGaymer 1 month ago
@DubGaymer Ours is actually more of a relationship with the Father. The religious stuff is just to show that we love him and want to bring glory to him.
Prowlsgirl 1 month ago
@Prowlsgirl right..
DubGaymer 1 month ago
@DubGaymer You are skeptical? Confused? What?
Prowlsgirl 1 month ago
This is a perfect example of showing us all that Conservatives have absolutely no culture.
You'd have to be a real Christian moron if you think that this is funny.
allendista 2 months ago
@allendista Why are you so Angry?
Genoda 2 months ago
@allendista I didn't find it funny either, but I don't see how you make the enormous leaps in logic you made here. First of all conservatives obviously do have a culture, and it is utterly moronic to suggest otherwise. Liberals do too. There are Spanish conservatives and Spanish liberals. They both have a culture. The same one. Cuz, y'see, they're Spanish.
And then you call people morons for no reason. I'm not even a conservative and I find you needlessly hostile.
UCKABAH 2 months ago
@UCKABAH Obvious troll is obvious... ignore the knucklehead.
OddRobb 2 months ago 2
@UCKABAH A while back Fox News tried a Conservative half hour show. Problem is that again it wasn't funny. I think that you took my comment the wrong way. When I talk about culture, I mean it in the sense of comedy, film, literature, etc., As to Spanish Conservatives having a culture (less you mean eating tacos), they don't have one. Spanish Libs have had a had somewhat of a historical one as our people have struggled in order to achieve tolerance.
allendista 2 months ago
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CaramelCleo 2 months ago
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CaramelCleo 2 months ago
@4GodAlone1 You actually can't tell anyone they're going to Hell. You're not God. It's not your job to condemn. I have some great friends who are great people who are gay. They're better people than a good amount of Christians. Heck, they ARE Christians! Are they going to hell anyway just because they're gay? Even though they are less judgmental and more accepting than half the straight Christians I know? Wanna be a good Christian? Try doing as Jesus did, love EVERYONE.
hazelreflection 2 months ago
@hazelreflection your right its not anyone's job to condemn people, but if your disobeying God while you say your a Christian your being a fake. God says homosexuality is wrong so we as Christians should know its wrong. And yes, God does love everyone, but that doesn't mean that what their doing is right. My cousin is gay and he is the most understanding of my entire family. I still love him and talk to him, but i don't think him being gay is right.
kiddykatgirl11 2 months ago
at 6:42 he's wrong, actually you have to do much more. like repent and be baptized, preay, go to worship service, and read the bible.
mrracoon500 2 months ago
@mrracoon500 i think he was speaking in general. you are right, though.
luv2sing143 2 months ago
@mrracoon500 Actually, you don't have to be baptized or go to worship, it's nice, but if thats true, then how about the people in China and Africa that don't get to be baptized or go to worship? Do they go to hell? Repenting, praying, and reading are all very important, and needed, but you don't have to go to church, and worship is actually apposed to be personal, but a group is fine as well :)
paws624 2 months ago
@mrracoon500 I (somewhat) disagree, with that statement. You don't have to go to a worship service to be a christian.. it just helps with your faith. Same with reading the Bible, and praying. They're not a requirement, but they help keep your faith strong. Baptizing, is not a requirement to be a christian. What about the man, next to Jesus, on the cross? "I say even this day, you will be with me, in paradise" (paraphrasing, but you get the message). I'm not disagreeing with you though. =)
212DP 2 months ago
For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast. Ephesians 2: 8-9
EternityCalls 2 months ago
who created the "F" word?....really
nash18able 2 months ago
@nash18able The Old-English.
TheOsaka1337 2 months ago
"HEY!!! ......Guess." XD
madfiddler93 2 months ago
"I don't care how holy you are- you slam your hand in a car door, something's coming out of your mouth!"
luv2sing143 2 months ago
@luv2sing143 Whats funny is, my eyes just bug-out and a motor-boaty *Foooooooh* comes out when I get a serious ouch, LOL its possible not to curse.
TheOsaka1337 2 months ago
@exmoor123 the Bible does include judgement. The law was set down to show us how hopeless we are (how we all have sins... whether based in hate, lust, idolatry, etc). Christ came to save us from having to pay for those sins ourselves. Only God himself could overcome death. Pretty awesome I think. In a way it's really black and white, but when you really think about it, that's why the gospel so great. It accounts for that human factor. Romans 8:3-4. Hope this fits in according to your discussion!
Miyagi15rugby 2 months ago
"I dont give them the finger, I give them the hole hand!" LOL!!!!!! I AM SOOOOOO USING THAT!!!!!
MendTheBroken2011 2 months ago
All scripture is God breathed and is useful, for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness 2 Timothy 3:16
Kalbeflow 2 months ago
I like how he preaches while giving comedy... he's indirectly teaching people how to reign in life through the abundance of grace (accepting him despite his stinkyness) and the gift of righteousness ( you cannot do anything, just believe)
kaitachi 2 months ago
This man has a talent to make people laugh. When I went to see him he made me laugh until my sides hurt. I'm suing him for pain and laughing. Jkng. I think he kind of derailed his church to church tour with the "Jesus cursed so it's ok for Christians to curse" The advanced concept he put forth would have been misunderstood by Christians who want to curse. When Christians lose control of their tongues, they look just like the world and people would think the gift of God's salvation is not real.
Gandoff2000 2 months ago
Actually the thumb used to be a curse in Europe.
Exmoor123 2 months ago
They're just words. No one can explain to me how they're bad. They aren't. It's the context that is important. The word fuck is one of the most descriptive words in the English language, but we're inexplicably no supposed to say it. However, if you replace it with the word screw on TV, all of sudden, everything is cool. It makes no sense, just like the rest of it.
firegod001 2 months ago
this guy is awesome
loveplaylist 2 months ago
I think he is Irish
mbwilli3 2 months ago
No.... The middle finger has a very significant reason.
lilmissfoxygirl 2 months ago
when Jesus said to the Pharises "sons of a snake" he was referring to their spiritual father, Satan, thru the anti-Christ spirit. you went too far off on that one, buddy. don't loose doctrinal truth for the sake of laughter. 4/10 not very funny, any of it. see Jeff Allen
Robb9096 2 months ago
does anyone else NOT LIKE the new youtube home page?
peskytresky 2 months ago 8
Hey, that was really good!!!
TheFireball100 2 months ago
I liked when I heard: NO BACON I'm out!
hizachyo 2 months ago
I like this guy. He isn't slandering christianity because he is a christian... he's just saying what my friends and I have been talking about. God cursed too. I was informed this. I really do think that sometimes us chris