New Zealand Haka

[MsLaylaLuna]

Oh God! I can't understand a word... What language is that?

[RichieHardcore13]

@MsLaylaLuna Maori, the indigenous language of New Zealand

[MsLaylaLuna]

@RichieHardcore13 That's very interesting, thank you :)

[MsLaylaLuna]

@RichieHardcore13 I understand haka is a tribal ritual practiced before battles, is that correct?

[dragdev]

It would have been funny if the British team retaliated with morris dancing.

[mwalsh1999]

cool

cool

cool

cool

[sm1ll3yys0ph133]

scary shizz



[voon100]

Respects to them!

[markscott94]

@madirishman01 and so did the scots XD

[yoyomj100]

i think the other team were wetting themself

[TekNiix]

YO STRANGER FROM OMEGLE! ITS ME I am a rhino who plays golf! HOpe you see this and msg me back if you remember and know who i am!

[AntFormiga]

Fucking love it.

[stuart213]

this is a great haka i think everyone should respect our ways and how we live. our country we have grew up in and never will leave us. the haka is a special thing for our country and you should respect it. this is my way of saying NEW ZEALAND ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

[KUTrombone]

god damn that was naaaasty.

[omcpeake583]

ps dougie12345 u are homosexual

[omcpeake583]

mr cathaoir lad u are a true genius and a total bell end

all i have to say on the matter is

up the ra !!

[duggie12345]

I'm fairly sure Quentin Tarantino invented this

[MrCathaoir4]

what a bunch of idiot's...they look ridiculous, and many look slightly constipated!

[duggie12345]

@MrCathaoir4 dont be so ignorant its a sacred part of their culture! its not their fault they look like a silly pack of wankers

[ak47popper]

@MrCathaoir4 feel a bit intimidated do you? haha

[MinecraftRugger]

wtf 22 a side???????????????????

[MorphingTiger]

UMMMMAGGGAAAA

[toad1ify]

My dad does the gala when he's drunk lol

[MandyDiva600]

YeeYee!! Go Newzealand! Best Rugby Team BY FAR! <3

[1robertlynam]

The lead guy reminds me of Kahl Drogo from Game of Thrones

[Psychomilhouse]

now my pants are full of pooh

[monnie326]

go new zealand oohhh yeahhh!!!!!

[Laurakoollol]

id already be scared

[APH92695]

Too bad South Africa always shits on New Zealand dance or no dance

[KatieKrushh]

@APH92695 HAHAHAHAHAH. we'll see the results of the world cup m'dear.

[MrKiwi4life]

@APH92695 go look that up and see what google have to say about that...

[TheNoobshuffla]

@APH92695 yeah they didnt even make the semi finals....

[MsAiona]

gorgeous men, geez!



[parkersammy97]

I would turn and run

[dragonangel6]

Ahhhhh the New Zealand national anthem.

But really, looks like it was an actual war dance performed by Germanic fucking tribes.

[loifula]

love them!



[senorinca]

Amazing!!

[hdiggity99]

all the dancing in the worlds not going to stop australia from handing them their own ass on a plate in the rwc

[kre211]

its a traditional maori dance and chant to warn off spirits and prevent injury to whoever takes part, if it is done incorrectly they believe it can bring bad luck, intimidation is just a result of people not being used to it

[cagedchaos23]

kiwikazza is right im from the US and understand the tradition in the haka its just something they perform before every game its from the history of their country that is what the new zealand army performed before battle and if you understand or played rugby you would know it is battle

[bizbazx]

a group from hastings came to my school and they went hard. crazier than this, they came off the stage bleeding

[B1ATCH1000]

lol gear. good shit

[MrMickymoo15]

the opposition looks like they have shit their pants

[Johnmcartney10]

haka scares other teams hahahaha

[motoxjunky155]

0:45 (y)

[motoxjunky155]

the guy at 0:49 (y)

[Athenian888]

I can't understand why some people find this intimidating.This is just a primitive traditional war dance and it's fun. Facing a very strong,muscular,skillful opponent could be intimidating,dance or no dance.

[kiwikazza]

@JerrySpringerRooms The haka is about TRADITION, HERITAGE and PRIDE in your country! Perhaps if you knew anything about New Zealand and the Maori Heritage you would understand that. Yes the HAKA is a war dance and it is performed to intimidate the oposition in sporting events. And your name really does say it all - perhaps you should go back to your trailer. Seriously small minded people that have NO RESPECT for other countrys traditions or Heritage really should keep their mouths shut.

[shmedo1]

1:06 slap my elbow lol

[ukwarrior25]

I really love this verison of the Haka.

[gianmarie]

I'm going to incorporate the Haka in my daily life:)

[hellishimagination]

I think this is great... it's amazing to see such strong traditions integrated into modern sporting competitions. Wonderful to watch.

[IntroitusM]

Fucking GREAT

[RainDance4550]

Haha.. sorry.. it just makes me want to go, "BOO.. !" Hahaha..

[jmorphiscave]

GO SILVER FERNS

[fangbanga1]

IRISH*****

[fangbanga1]

the english players were pissing themselves

[blueeyeMickey]

and who won the game?ireland?:)

[TheChrissy81]

Talk about PROUD! Love it <3

[kevkool230]

SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh wait. wrong race

[DannyC1o0]

Im scared i want my mummy

[Coreyisgod1]

I like how they terrify us through dance :)

[MLFive]

LOL those are some really scared faces!

[Dalp1974]

Mate.....We're doing okay in the 6 nations............bring on the World Cup mate....from England!Good Haka,though!

[ACEgrand629]

Lucky Aussie's and Kiwi's are good friends

[kahatuatini]

@ACEgrand629 A.N.Z.A.Cs bro...

[CathrineCooper]

Everyone shuts up during the Haka...amazing

[haider786ali]

0:46 seconds make me crack up each and every time!

[pikey2k8]

Thats What RUGBY means to the NZ!!!

and us welsh thought we loved it

Thats a DIFFERENT LEVEL!!

[NZKingOfXtreme]

7 people are Irish supporters

[efks180]

Hahaha this is probably the meanest haka ever

[filmdirectorlord]

I WOULD'NT WANT BE IN THE MIDDLE OFF THAT!

[NZbroncos]

The Maori version of the Haka? all Hakas are Maori versions

[xaayp]

Oh Hosea, why so gorgeous ? Whhhhhyyyy? 

[mazafuzle]

0:45 OMG hhhahahahahahahahaha

[oddbod007]

MY GOD!!! that really gets the adrenalin going

[808stoner]

damn im hawaiian n i respect da maori ppl exactly how i respect hawaiians.

[lapoune007]

ohlalala !!! ça c est pas le haka des grand peres !

impressionnant !

[tama5562]

so proud to be a new zealand maori..

[Gustavoveg02]

I could not see this in front of me and don't die laughing.

[w0009722]

@Gustavoveg02

It probably wouldn't be the best idea. You would have 15 pissed of Kiwis trying to smash the crap out of you. They tend to get real angry if you dont respect it, just ask Willy Mason.

[wellfieldafc]

whos the guy with his top off?

hes a tank!

[allblacks03]

@wellfieldafc Hosea Gear

[stevycurley892]

Has anyone seen the video where the Irish team move up so they face to face as they do the haka? I was at the match but I can't find any videos

[8701Gilvan]

Intimidador.....

[tommag82]

I would be running for the exit. The guy sticking out his tongue is scary.

[loganisthebomb]

@ Robertnuns.. Na man the Guy for once were warriors is Temuera Morrison thats hosea gear hahaha good thinking though they seem alike!

[MrGehazi]

erm...intimidating...geez ....

[SarahLovesDibs]

HAHAHA

[Robertnuns]

was that guy with his shirt off Jake the Muss ? from the movie Once were warriors.

[NemosRabia]

that is really intimidating. the lead guy with his shirt off could have ripped anyone of the lions in half.

[iraiacantshuffle]

baha the commentator, now where all set for the tima tanga the "maori version of the haka"  whats the pakeha version of the haka?

[SofaMan1000]

@iraiacantshuffle I think he meant, "The New Zealand Maori version", as in the name of the team.

[jarrettp3]

hahahaha look at 0:46

[tan918]

@jarrettp3 hahhahhhaahahahahaha nice catch

[animal9651]

pretty badass, i like it.

[missmelman89]

Luved it!! Bloody awesome...

[neverfearjavanoisher]

i loved this haka best i have seen by far

[thekingofAfghans1]

i will shit my pants if i play wit them

[aqup5991]

i have to admit if a bunch of rugby players did that to me before a game i wouldnt be to keen on playing with em

[NiggerJAH]

Tumeke koutou !

meeean actions , all in all ka pai !

[Marvinho22291]

i would shit my pants if i had to play them

[halfadollarsuck]

@Marvinho22291 Don't feel bad. Me 2... ^^

[Koolkat848]

@Marvinho22291 me too lol

[jasdavesandhu]

well said guyz..

dont let any racist prick get da better of anyone ...coz in da end v all know da truth !

[TheRavvar]

Uao!

[AlExXx364]

Does anyone know who won this game? my moneys on the all blacks but i cant be sure.what a great haka anyway!

greetings from England! x

[pauafritter3]

This isn't the All Blacks....it's the NZ Maori team, they won this game by quite a bit.

[AlExXx364]

ahhh thanks for filling me in ;)

[pauafritter3]

: )

[thesimsiak]

0:55 i think they are little scared.

[Jimbosie100]

wow your a dumbass im as white as white can get. I was being completely sarcastic and you couldnt pick that up. and they call Americans stupid. I used to think New Zealanders were good people, Now i see that you are a fully racist people.

[KiwiNJ]

Jimbosie I wouldn't make that judgement of an entire country based on one ignorant idiot like crazyelves.

However, I would just like to point out that your comment about NZ stealing pacific islanders is equally offensive. Practically everyone in NZ has heritage from somewhere else - being a Kiwi is a nationality, not an ethnicity. It's like saying Zinedine Zidane isn't French, Tiger Woods isn't American, or Lawrence Dallaglio isn't English.

[JedRkx]

Dont let one racist prick get the better of u mate, and new zealanders arnt all like this guy

[AlExXx364]

dont worry mate. he doesnt know when to stop but you can be the better man here! dont take this wanker as an example for NZ. Just take him as the small individual he is and walk away from this with your head held high.

[freelynz]

more like samoan and tongan goto new zealand to make a life and end up playing rugby and because they are new zealand citizens they get to play for the All Blacks.

To assume they NZRU pick mostly pacific island plays its completely ridiculous.

[allblacks03]

@freelynz then tell all the new zealanders stop putting their boys in netball and man up

[freelynz]

@allblacks03 That's probably the most ridiculous thing that has ever been suggested to me.

[allblacks03]

@freelynz it does sound pretty stupid but you should stop saying how ridiculous it is that the management are allowing all these islanders to play...thats racist its not there fault they are very talented players

[freelynz]

@allblacks03 so are you telling me that the management should NOT be allowed to let 'all these islanders play'? Yea.. that's not racist at all.... *sigh*

[Jimbosie100]

NZ steals players from pacific islanders.

[jockherbertperry]

Wake up......the last time I checked, New Zealand is a Pacific Island as well. Maori are Polynesians - same race as Samoans, Tongans, Hawaiians, Tahitians.......get your facts right!

[Jimbosie100]

NZ offers talented Somoans, Tongans etc. citizenship so they can live in NZ and play for NZ.

[crazyelves]

you're an idiot, you bungas would be tree swinging banana eating mokneys if it weren't for NZ, we make you dumb cunts great so pay some respect. SUre you guys are tough and amazingly talented, but we give you access to our professional rugby environments, somehting the pacific islands cannot offer you. We make you great players!!

[Jimbosie100]

Oh massa massa dank ya massa! Is dont knows what us monkees would be doin if good white massa dindt be givin us po brownies book lernin and good white musik like dat misstah engelbert humperdink and good white playin envionments. Izes always wantsted to leave old brownie tonga for good ol white massa's house in Welingtons. Lordie Lordie i love my white massa!

[crazyelves]

Hahaha honestly you prove my point. You are a waste of talent in the islands, sadly you wont live much longer, probably die from heart disease, if you came to NZ your talent as a wannabe african american (of which coconuts are the best at) would be put to great use as a cleaner of public toilets or driver of public transportation. So get your village to cook up all their dogs for the market and buy two plane tickets to NZ, one for your left cheek and the other for your right cheek, call NZ home

[allblacks03]

@crazyelves bra oh how id like to fuck you up right now how fucken racist is that? the whole world is americanized, most youth in New Zealand are influenced by american culture..so think again before you say studip shit like that..and who would want to be a kiwi wannabe anyway if islanders wanted to do that then we might aswell go back to the 80s but no thanks dumb honky. we dont eat dogs bitch! a job is a job you probably dont have 1 know what your probably just a white petifiler on the benefit

[allblacks03]

@crazyelves you make us great???how bullshit is that look around the world?? you see new zealanders on top naaaaahhhh hahaha the Rock, NFL, Boxing(what happen to shane??he talked to much shit like your doing..) Music, Movies, Education, Business, Rugby, League, Golf, Cricket...put it this way what ever you can do we can do better!! lol we put new zealand on the map bitch if it wasnt for us this country would only be known for SHEEP! biaaarrcchhh...you know im right! so shut the fuck up.

[fiaboots]

I agree and im samoan + tongan

[crazyelves]

I just feel sorry for you, what a horrible mix. I blame your parents for such a mistake

[fiaboots]

hows that bad ?

[Haykoita1]

сука страшно пиздец)))))

[ianmann64]

Always something special when the NZ Maori rugby team performs the Haka.

[golferman215]

LMFAO @ 0:48

[dragexpo]

lmfao

[crazyelves]

"Maori version of the Haka" DUMB POMMY CUNT... The Haka is Maori

[freelynz]

I think he meant "The New Zealand Maori" version of the haka.

as it was the NZ Maori team.

[naganokumas]

"You try and concentrate on your own game."

Thankyou for noticing that the Haka's energy would lift both teams, not just one.

P.S. Don't tell the Kiwis.

[Daouie]

thats was funny :)

0:48 ahahahah

[aussie12100]

Haka to good this coming from an aussie fan. Look out for 2015 world cup Wallabies to win. Tip my Pacific Island Brothers New Zealand to win 2011.

[sayWotFooL]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm jose geAR

[sayWotFooL]

is this the eastcoast haka!!!????

[tenspoonsofspin]

My only complaint with this is that they should all have their shirts off. Rugby players...yummy.

[blazedawg81]

never been to a all blacks game i am frome rochester ny id love to go if someone can give me some info where i can get tickets

[talangofua]

Lol Te u mate ma'a Tonga n I am a Palangi! Ofa atu Tonga!

[justintimenz]

yeah mean maori mean!!!! maoris are the best so fuck the rest!!!!

[Zykotz]

Me río de los blancos que interpretan, que copian, rituales y costumbres de otros pueblos porque ellos no tienen nada en qué creer.

[rauladrena]

please, shut the fuck up!

thx

[Zykotz]

las verdades ofenden eh?

[rauladrena]

read shit make me sick, just it

[Zykotz]

chupame el rabo cateto.

[toocaran]

Oyeme, no hablo espanol tan bueno como tu pero podia comprender lo q dijiste. 'Los blancos' hacen estos rituales / bailes para mostrar respeto a los nativos de Nueva Zelanda, nada mas.

[Zykotz]

Ok, siempre que sea por respeto me parece bien, eso es lo que debemos de hacer los blancos, respetar más a todos esos pueblos que pisoteamos y que ocupamos sus tierras, saludos.

[6661972]

PISOTEAMOS=? ME SUENA A MANADA PENDEJito,PISOTEARON LAS SOCIEDADES ANTIGUAS EN LA ACTUALIDAD,TU NO ROZARIAS NI CON LA PUNTA DE UN DEDO A ALGUIEN,PORQUE RECIBIRIAS UN BALAZO EN LA CABEZA,JAJAJA

[Zykotz]

Un balazo en la cabeza??? pero ya sabes qué es eso??? estúpido, no sabes con quien estás hablando jajajaja, que no rozaría a nadie jajajaj, pobre imbécil si estuvieramos cara a cara, ya te iba a enseñar yo un par de cosas.

[6661972]

ME HACES LOS MANDADOS MARICON.

[Zykotz]

para maricón tu padre, que en un día de borrachera se tiró a una puta y te parió a tí, subnormal.

[crablaw]

There are a very small number of schools that do so, many of which have many players from Polynesia if not specifically from Maori communities. I am not sure that it's exactly disrespectful though perhaps you understand the issues at hand better.

[shelbierocks]

I have never seen a better haka.

(And I'm an Ireland fan!) (:

[xXkAkAsTaNzXx]

lol did he just say maori version of the haka

[crablaw]

I am informed that Tongan culture has an analogous "sipi tau" (sp?) but that "haka" is a purely Maori word - you probably know more than I

[MIRCODANIEL]

che poverini

[mammajama7]

that was the best haka ive seen out of the ones that i have seen

[azamemnius]

Agreed, it is the most dynamic and powerfull one and most synchronised.

[bonethugbitch]

Congratulations on being a complete moron. I'm not even going to give you the satisfaction of answering your idiotic questions. Have a nice life as a slightly fuctioning retard.

[crizl2007]

Hosea Gear plays real good as a winger...never thought he looked so good without his shirt though! *lol'd*

[bonethugbitch]

Yea, it looks cool, so of course they want to do it, not to disrespect the culture but to adopt something that makes them feel more like a team. Disrespect is the way you use the word American, we're talking about a few high schools and colleges, not my country and her increbibly diverse range of people and cultures. Don't generalize a group for something so minute

[istaclari]

yeah all blacks star

[bonethugbitch]

You obviously don't know the average American. As for your use of the word yank, that's describing a northern American. We in the south are a completely different crop of people. And thinking we don't respect other cultures is just a childish thought, if you haven't noticed, we are the most diverse nation on the planet with a plethora of cultures. I myself am German, Irish, and Scottish and I represent them full on, still respecting everyone else. Educate before you discriminate

[maoribattalion]

Dude, if you respected culture your schools would seek permission to perform Te Rauparahas haka from the Nga Toa, and then learn to perform it correctly.

Know the context before reacting.

[farizzz88]

fuck off all of you

[maoribattalion]

Shhhh

[bonethugbitch]

Dude, the kids at this high school are Tongan, they're the ones who started doing the haka there. Now I'm not trying to act like i know about your culture but I understand the Tongans particular dance is called something else. So it's not the Americans you should take this up with, it's the Tongans who came here and brought your dance. By the way, immitation is the sincerest form of flattery,so correct or not, at least they try.

[1uglyhawaiian]

tha guy @ 47 secs is tha best part of tha video!

[pauafritter3]

Yeah!...PUKANA!!!!

[cruKut3]

i agree, but how can you generalize? I'm an american born poly having Tongan, Samoan and other poly mix in me I have nothing but respect for these showings. from the Siva Tau, Sipi Tau, Cibi, or the Haka. not "all americans" are assholes. Much <3 to polys world wide 1 Love Poly Love

Mate Ma'a Tonga

[YeahBuss]

MEAN!!!

[pontianGOD]

really good HAKA....got goose bumps.!!! well done lads!! <<<<<<<<AUSTRALIA HERE