Episode 6 - Mid Morning Matters

[resident19guy]

Love this, but the other fella is so incredibility awful I cannot enjoy it .

[MetaCraken]

livestock- valid.

[nilling]

compleme cunm!

[ChainsawVsGod]

The bit at 1:48 literally had me in pain from laughing yesterday. I had to close my browser cos I was losing control. Its just the way he gets all flustered.

[clockworkcharm]

oooooooooh it's a good paper



[babyminnow]

I adore the increasingly hostile relationship that Alan and Simon have. The way he completely turns his back on him after telling him off for being funny is perfect.

[MonkeyHunch]

Brilliant

[d0nkeytr0n]

"hello John, where are you calling from?"......."home" lmao

[BucketfulOfFruit]

5:38 - 5:41 he turns into jeremy vine

[TweekDash]

@BucketfulOfFruit I THOUGHT THAT TOO :D

[BaubleRob]

Yes, yes, yes, yes and yes!

[MrBuch169169]

A.I.D.S.sssss

[ukwingchunwestlondon]

Comic genius...on a completely new level to the tv shows, which were themselves, works of genius.

[ReasonForThat]

Coogan's response to knocking the glasses off at 1:50 is amazing. Shows how comfortable he is in the character of Partridge.

[silentbob82]

Herod?

Absolute genius

[vymmas]

Like Partridge i too try to maintain a healthy anus. My advice is don't strain too hard when passing stools and drink a lot of water.

[supsterjr]

SMUPID GIM! MOMAL MWAM! COMPLEME CUNM!

[DJFREDHEAD2010]

AIDS

[slantyrock]

This is genius, it's like the previous two series but with the not-so-funny-bits missing, pure class.

[OldSkoolFordR]

you momal mwam!

[motherflange]

"If the parent company here found out that you had AIDs you'd be out on your ear, and rightly so."

[obadets3]

"What is the best thing?" LOL

[kriddz]

keep pressing 4 for alan's chicken impression too

[petermal]

yes, yes, yes, yes and yes

[tangomanwedge]

we all know the phrase mate

[OldSkoolFordR]

The partridge impression is priceless!

[moodini99]

Only 321,000 views? Why does Miranda have millions? What a bunch of idioms. Coogan is the don of British comedy!

[000shadowman000]

@moodini99 i agree but who is miranda?

[moodini99]

She's some dreadful, crass comedian. She won the award for best comedy, beating The Trip. You should see her show, it's dreadful.

[Iminthecarsi]

Love the way he says Orinoco flow!

[1984femendes]

pause at 2:32 XD

[stevenemuri]

10 people are idioms

[jk4t7]

aww it's got to be, it's Got to be your radio show, Alan!!!!! lol

[snakeinthegrass20]

"I could do this the other day"

[ivorbigonee]

poor ol simon, dont get on the wrong side of partridge!!! lol

[ivorbigonee]

/haha when he does the partridge sound

[emperorqwerty]

please steve bring back alan to tv it seriously needs you

[Zoroastrianistic]

@leofrick LOL, no for real, the caller didn't substitute the "t" with an "m". But you can't win with Alan!

[Zoroastrianistic]

@Zoroastrianistic Oops, yes, my bad, he said "you think that I have" as opposed to "you have". Alan defeated me...

[moodini99]

Will of the wisp! lol

[FoxeyeReview]

I'm 100, 000, 000% fine with this.

[DandyDubber]

compleme cunm. lmao

[TheSuperplex1001]

Absoloutely hilarious.

[8d8m]

This is the best one of the series.

[tiarnan76]

@8d8m The man is a genius ...by the way he bases this character on an irish talk show host called pat kenny...just youtube "pat kenny racist" ...youll see why

[TomthatiscalledTom]

@tiarnan76 I can well believe it, Coogan is the son of Irish immigrants and regularly comes over here on holidays....he has probably had to watch Pat the Plank many times

[PWynne634]

"Well he's gone now but i'll continue to speak my mind about him" hahaha!!

[Zoroastrianistic]

Well if the caller were to have substituted the "t" with an "m" he would have actually have heard Alan say 'idiom' as opposed to 'idiot', therefore, invalidating Alan's argument 10:55 onwards.

[QuirkyCreature]

I cried at this.

[bish42]

@FRAGNUB4FUN I don't know if you're just trolling or not, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. The 's' is there as a pluralisation for the acronym used as a name for one of his disciples. Admittedly, I should have said A.I.Ds not A.I.D.S. So, as I said before, one of them would be an A.I.D, many of them would be A.I.Ds. If you still don't understand, just give up.

[bish42]

@FRAGNUB4FUN You couldn't be more wrong.

[jatfar]

Alan Partridge is genious! He deserves to be back on the TV. Give him another series you shits!

[matteaton88]

The Clifton suspension quiz!

[bracey2006uk]

'No you’re an idiot for not knowing what an idiom is. It’s clearly confused you because you think I’ve just substituted the T with an M….you smupid gim…you momal mwam…..you’re a compleme cunm

[Campbell310]

Errrrrrrrrr YES YES YES YES AND YES!

[paulf93]

im pretty sure thats dave clifton at 09:53

[CelticReject]

00:44 - 00:52 - OMFGLMAO

[ForeverReeling]

He enjoyed...yes he killed lots of babies

[spaceghost1313]

ballbag to enya . expert link

[MrEnglishfox]

genius.....

[lukewrench]

anyone notice simons quick change of headphones during the herod section?

[CalypsoCollapso]

Its a nickname, for a ball bag!

[bish42]

@FRAGNUB4FUN Kiss my face.

[beezybeast101]

"It's an idiom." "You're an idiot!" 

[DeeJayShaunbow]

;)

[ImaniHekima]

This is even more great banter.

[yazzman13]

ALAN PARTRIDGE...best.... comedy..... character..... EVER

[SackMajic]

Its a nickname for ball bag LOL

[MrDarkTides]

A cracking owl sanctuary

[jacojahoss]

Comedy needs to get the details right. This is mostly very funny, but here's a message for Mr Coogan and his co-star: The initials of 'Alan's Internet Disciples' spell A.I.D, not A.I.D.S! You've got to get the details right!!

[bish42]

@jacojahoss He's using the acronym to refer to them collectively. So one of Alan's Internet Disciples would be an A.I.D but many of them would be A.I.D.S.

[KnfRaw]

@bish42 A.I.Ds actually :)

[bish42]

@KnfRaw Yes, I stated this in one of my replies to FRAGNUB4FUN. Read down a few posts.

[TweekDash]

@bish42 Disciples is already pluralised.

[bish42]

@TweekDash Yes it is, but what I was getting at is that the acronym itself is being pluralised. Probably more of a verbal thing than a written thing. In any case, I think we're thinking waaaay too hard about this! :P

[DUGMAC1973]

@bish42 yeah.....way too hard........

[fjoidpsajf]

@jacojahoss a very alanesque observation - bravo

[iGotSpaceLikeNASA]

@jacojahoss Wow..

[chinnythewarrior]

@jacojahoss I still laughed so i couldn;t really give a shit.

[millertime1976]

sidekick simons facial expressions are genius

[GiveUsTechno]

The first MINUTE of the video had me in creases. He's just too good...

[stewdean]

Diss? North Norfolk? Tut tut.

[phixl]

hahahahahahaha!!!!

[DominicGudgeon]

er... Herod.

[DJFREDHEAD2010]

WELL I THINK YOUR A PRICK...........AND A DICK!

[DJFREDHEAD2010]

AIDS

[orlok1960]

I'm a f.o.p.

[tombramham]

Woman on phone: ... yeah, err, it would mean i'll have to pay for another call ..

Alan: that's fine!

[berishae17]

i love this; too funny

[andysketch4]

give him another series!

[comebackwimeapplepie]

@andysketch4 ...yeah, go on – you shits!

[GhibliFan1]

9 people need a SOH transplant (and yes, my acronym is shorter, Alan)

[GhibliFan1]

Simon makes it for me....I just can't take my eyes off his face.

[MrMatdalegend]

Come on BBC, give him another series you bastards!

[sec0ndevolution]

07:10 Sidekick Simon gasps before Alan even says Cardinal Wolsey.

[tobietera]

@sec0ndevolution - Completely ruined the whole sketch for me.

[artwel123]

You bunch of CUNMS!

[Nihilocracy]

NEW SERIES YOU FUCK

[fuzzydunlop1]

'Alan's Internet Disciples... AIDS'.

[matvarn]

'Good.' HAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAA­HAAHA

[9T2]

Genius!

[ravenshireful]

9 CUNMS !

[MozzaMorrison]

"It's just an idiom..."

"You're an idiot."



[mervyndacre]

...haunting...

[InTributeToTheKing]

I didn't know these existed !!!! they are superb...... Cheers Steve, you're a Genius !!!

[rikmills]

This is so awesome, I almost feel guilty for spraying 'wank piss partridge' on the side of his car a few years back. ;o)

[jefglv]

@rikmills "Cock" piss partridge

[Geronimo2705]

I am amazed they managed to keep going when Alan whacked his glasses. That is TRUE professionalism. Alan = Legend.

[DigitalLoveDaftPunk]

Why oh why is Alan Partridge's Mid Morning Matters sponsered by Fosters? Everyone knows it should have been Tonic Water...with some ice...and a segment of lemon...and topped up with some Gordon's Gin. Followed by a pint of lager and a shot of Baileys. Ah, Ladyboys.

[ktkow]

i love the fluster that starts at 1:47 and goes on for ages

[JagerLange]

8 people fail to maintain a healthy anus.

[lustreboy]

compleme cunm

ah you gotta love a bit of partridge eh? :)

[theweddingsinger1970]

Accelerated Graphics Port

[Antonymjones]

Funniest thing ... 1:50 in when Steve Coogan accidentally hits his glasses up into his face but manages to hold it together brilliantly! Sooooo funny!

[Kevo216666]

"I'm liking this John! I'm liking this a lot!"

[cook119]

@Kevo216666 It is weird isn't it I don't know what it is about that line but I really like it.

[kayozz13]

2:20 'It could be worse... It could always be worse!'

Tickles me.

[Benzolorenzo36]

hahahaha absolutely

[Benzolorenzo36]

oliver cromwell driving a lexus.... No!! Alan is the man do the partridge ahh oooo rrooo rooo

[chezzybabeuk]

hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!!

[RobertoWatchin]

why isnt real radio like this?

[EmGeeKay77]

he maintains a healthy anus

[livo3]

you're an idiot

[11essexboi11]

absolute comedy genius!!

[poada2008]

a monkey grater

[Astley]

These are wasted on the net. Get them on TV!!

[bakerstray]

whens the next one?

[jono546]

How the hell did Sidekick Simon swap his headphones so quickly?

[MrBuch169169]

And PLEASE don't ring in saying I'm encouraging people to kill themselves...

Again.

Yeah...

[OLZ1989]

"well it's a nickname for ballbag", lovely stuff.

[shortplank]

01:51 ...

[shortplank]

01:52 ...

[shortplank]

This is brilliant, best in the series!

[eddiebirmingham1]

clifton suspension bridge was built for people like you, the fact that you can drive cars across it is a bonus.

so do the descent thing.

and leave the keys in your car so someone can shift it afterwards

[ohdoshutit1]

I'm eternally a FOP. On my gravestone it shall say, RIP FOP.

[jhogguk]

I'm an F.O.P

[jhogguk]

I'm an F.O.P

[Mattthemanc]

the clifton suspension bridge was built for people like you so do the right thing, but leave the keys in the ignition so someone can shift it afterwards hahahaha!!

[markstar777]

AIDs

[trickydisco36]

7 PEOPLE ARE COMPLEME CUNMS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tardedZnerfZgun]

@trickydisco36 fail spelling

[cuntasaurus12]

@tardedZnerfZgun Fail at life

[tardedZnerfZgun]

@cuntasaurus12 How so? 

[cuntasaurus12]

@tardedZnerfZgun If you watch the video you would know that he is quoting it

[tardedZnerfZgun]

@cuntasaurus12 i did watch the vid i was saying the spelling in the vid was fail

[MachineGun28]

@trickydisco36 Didheads, dalendless shids, dossers, dwads. And Gid (that's git).

[TheWhupper]

Yes ? Yes? Yes ? North Norgolf legend

[Zebsy]

Genius... should be back on the BBC ASAP

[catherinespark]

What is the best thing?

hahahahahahha

[redfowlham]

Alan is a very bitter man. I love his reaction to any form of criticism!

[silentbob82]

Herod?

[bluesqua2]

who ever dislike this, "up yours!"

[darwin1jesus0]

How can you say that Brent is funnier than Partridge, cunt.

[moodini99]

Cunt? That's a bit strong, isn't it. Brent is a brilliant character. You're right though, Partridge is better. The only character equal in comic value to Partridge is Saxondale. Nice account name, by the way, Darwin was as much of a legend as Coogan, and Jesus is as real as Partridge, but far less amusing!

Peace, fellow F.O.P, lol.

[pastrychef1985]

This is basically Peter Levy.

[superhamzah85]

This is funny stuff, some legendary Partridge moments here.

It didn't ever need a live audience laughing.

[superhamzah85]

I watch this in 240p....so that it feels like a CRT television back in the day.

[ohdoshutit1]

lmao, that's the best call he's ever had!

[rodneytheincontinent]

press 2 over and over!

[TEXMEXY]

Where,s episode 7?

[NPA1001]

"and please don't call in saying i'm encouraging people to kill themselves"

"again"

...

"yeah"

PMSL !!