Maxwell Dorian, Valedictorian

[CattleVet76]

shouldve done the video at central valley rather than u-high wouldve been alot cooler but its awesome to see some spokane guys get big on youtube

[WeHaveRisen]

Answer #1: "This is the dumbest test ever"

[orlandobloomissexi]

The high school they filmed this in was a few miles away from mine (it was our rival school)!

[JarheadandJoel1]

haha his answer to the first question on his test, "this is the dumbest test ever" yup, he's a downright historian.

[xiquon24]

How did he get a D+? All of his answers were obviously wrong and he didn't even do the backside.

[MikhailRico]

@xiquon24 In his defense, the "History" final was clearly an english vocab quiz. 

[AMVslowking]

most underrated sketch

[brothrmothrmon1980]

Ha ha FOOTBALL, says the jock

[kewltyler44]

I really like this video :)

[PittsburghKID21]

0:49 i have those shorts :P

[atomicrevolution1]

Bahahaha! FOOTBALL!

[GiraffeColin]

Only band people will understand that "Never miss a Coda" joke, haha. :)

[markinip98]

00:25 is the BEST!!!!

[lukesamuri135]

the book smack at 00:44 xD

[AaronCarterRocks]

I eat cum

[SliceOutOfToast]

Napoleon wasn't small though. The French just measured inches differently so he sounded small, but was actually average.

[MsAmandolin]

His teacher clearly set him up to fail. That history test doesn't have any history questions on it!

[sneezlehose]

Im also first chair trumpet..... no big deal

[DrDruza]

Why is the "Football!" line so funny?

CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[shirley9711]

The music is on time. 

[totalsweetness9999]

how come people get top comments for just repeating what they said in the video

[VelaToNorma7]

@totalsweetness9999 Because people who thumb them up are dumb.

[Metalhead197]

@totalsweetness9999 Because god hates you.

[WinninGuy]

I used to understand all these humors, but I took an arrow to the knee

[bowse101]

@WinninGuy ur dumb dick bisket. go barats and bereta

[JoeyWillNihalTrio]

thumbs up for band humor!

[footballgenuis]

Ha he got demoted to salutatorian at the end of the video

[regerbryan]

Hahahahahahaahahahha at the end I almost died when he was like hahaha! Football!

[Lyndicals]

Haha Philosophy jokes....awesome!!

[Superdeduper739]

Shouldn't the valedictorian take a science class...?

[CandyCane541]

@Superdeduper739 It was probably after 6th period...

[McMuffin103]

I just fucking took a test with those same fucking words!

[Hyperturd1]

this was filmed at my high school!!

[SpencerStreibellion]

Y is this in the millions club with 260k views?

[HumboldtZ]

@SpencerStreibellion it got re-uploaded

[CalvinTangTang]

Haha band jokes. :D

[slayera1214]

2nd question was. I don't think you should read this lol

[EvansDailyVlogs]

I love how he gets a D+ for saying that it's the dumbest test ever.

[LukeBass100]

hahaha FOOTBALL

[tessie0222]

The second answer is "I don't think you should read this" lol 1:07

[wertacus]

the first answer on the test is "this is the dumbest test ever"

the fourth says "that's what she said"

I cant read any of the others easily : (

[parkouras93]

i like how the jock got to be the Valedictorian in the end

[kingcainjr]

notice on his test it said "thats what she said" i swear.

[HashBrownStudiosHD]

1:15

[YouDice]

From which famous song is the music in the background sampling from? Damn, I should know this.

[robertoalomarrr]

@YouDice it's Pomp And Circumstance, the song traditionally played at graduation ceremonies

[YouDice]

@robertoalomarrr Thank you!!!

[Themostsexay]

@robertoalomarrr and it's the Macho Man's theme song

[goombayum1]

these lyrics are so fucking awesome

[dWhiteLightningb]

Funny. I find History easier than any other class.

[darkspawn1270]

HAHAHAHAHAHA FOOTBAAAAALLL!

[hELLrAZOR91100]

i wonder what bereta (the jock) got on his final

[thekilla377]

Hahahahaha FOOTBALL!! xD

[remmyist]

1per calculus

2per philosephy

3per rejoice in james

4 PE

5 band

6 history

[drone713]

@remmyist Are you fucking retarded? Third period "rejoice in james"? You think that's the name of a class? That was a play on words you stupid shit. James Joyce (hence the spelling of rejoice as "ReJoyce" on screen) wrote a book called Ulysses which draws parallels to the Odyssey by Homer. That's why he mentioned the Iliad and that everybody else "strikes out with Homer." I wouldn't expect the average idiot to know much about that book, but how could you call "rejoice in james" a class? Retard.

[remmyist]

@drone713 my kind sir, i know that is not the name of it. it is a joke i am am 100% sure that is not the name of it. But thank you for pointing that out, kind sir

[drone713]

@remmyist A joke....right.

[remmyist]

@drone713 yep it was a joke sir, i advise u to loosen up now if u excuse me i have to rejoice in james, my final exam in that class is in a week

[remmyist]

yep, a joke, sir i advise u to loosen up a liitle, now if u exuse me i need to rejoice in james 

[drone713]

@remmyist Was it also a joke that you misspelled philosophy? Your jokes are a bit strange.

[vigilanteartist]

@drone713 Overreact much? You're probably stressed. Try meditating!

[insanitor37]

no wonder he got a D, He thought he was taking a history test instead of a vocab test.

[TheEagleEnigma]

le sucke lol

[theboxingcats]

i fail band last year

[TheMistermanboy]

One one the answers he put was 'thats what she said'

[tankturtle7]

Read the test his given. the first answer he put was, "This test was the dumbest thing ever."

[AmonOfTheSahelijos]

@tankturtle7 this is the dumbest test ever* what you said was just stupid

[hippyboy898]

FOOTBALL

[trey0189]

I decided to study for my quiz after this.

[emilyelizabeth374]

GO CV!!!!

[emilyelizabeth374]

it looks like University high school in spokane o-o

[TheGymratt2300]

@emilyelizabeth374 it is! i emailed em cuz i went to u high and they said it was!!

[ubercanucksfan]

the french is wrong, its is either la sucke or le suck, disregarding that suck is not a french word

[Jackslament1993]

FOOTBALL!

[rockonforeternity]

thumbs up if you label your shirts for gym

you know, just so i don't get confused

[KallenViBk]

FOOTBALL!!! lol

[Wuzzup222]

Pause and look at the answers on the test. "This is the dumbest test ever"

[Seffeeyyy]

My favorite part of any calzone is the bread.

[MrTippietop]

Anyone else stop to read the test he got a D+ on? You should

[mikmikxxd]

1) This is the dumbest test ever

2) I don't think you should read that

3) I am not a given

4) Thats what she said

[TheDavodude]

@mikmikxxd

Am I the only one who wonders how he passed that test?

I mean he didn't even answer the questions.

[BrynLFilms]

never miss a coda, never miss a coda WORD

[kingcainjr]

Sung this in school.... was looked at as a wierdo >.> i wonder why...

[biggrigga]

HAHAHA FOOTBALL : Me in highschool....

[killerwhalebobby]

pause at 1:07. one of the answers said "thats what she said" and another was "this is the dumbest test ever" lol no wonder he got a D+

[misslady21454]

lol 1:07 test answer is "This is the dumbest test ever" somehow he still got a D+

[JustHazLa]

"Didn't study for the final, I'm a downright historian.....

......*sighs* Maxwell Dorian Salutatorian" LOLL

[Velocity88]

History class... and the final is a test from English class. Good work... haha

[manmike888]

how does he know if the medals chafe...dose he wear them naked? ew

[videofanYT00]

WSU posters FTW!!

[ragan33]

Pause at 1:07 to see his answers

4. " Thats what she said"

[sebisalpha]

i wish nerds at my school were this cool

[Skatanic5589]

hahah the answer to number four

Thats What She Said.

AWESOME

[meesasquall]

how did he even pass that exam?

[halomaster048]

So Thats what she said is in history! Im going to go back in time and kill who first uttered that phrase! Maybe Maxwell can tell me what time he was in. xD

[joinmeforacupotea]

The girls ranked 1st and 2nd at my school are always have catfights. You can take 6 classes and can opt in for a 7th class, but both of those girls are taking 7 classes at school and 2 online classes, all AP/IB! It's crazy!

[RockyBalboa211]

Valedictorian.. I wish.. I was only a stupid stupid SALUTATORIAN :(

[Raxidz]

not a happy ending.

[TheNamewithnumbers]

"This is the dumbest test everz." Great answer.

[Taylorsteponit]

I just put up a very funny prank phone call video

[pmquinn5]

@XxSaviorbreathxX oh yeah haha

[pmquinn5]

Pause at 1:07 its a vocab test not a history test :p the answer to the first question is "this is the dumbest test ever" the answer to the second question is "I don't think you will read this" the answer to the fourth question is "thats what she said"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ

[XxSaviorbreathxX]

@pmquinn5 the 3rd says i am not a queer lol

[hockeybro1997]

If you pause right as he looks at his history test, the first answer is this is the dumbest test ever. The second one is I don't think you can read this.

[rdwdy]

thank you for re uploading this it's better now

[iannoyubadly]

So clever so funny so smart. i love this song.

[FDHChidori]

Barats- the nerd

Bereta- the bully

BULLY WINS!

[Drogsboy98]

@FDHChidori no that's wrong. man wins toddler loses

[fetch300]

Thumbs up if you read what's on his final.

[AshCakesxD]

Im sorry, but for some reason this reminds me of Maxwell's silver hammer by the beatles in rap form xD.

[JoeyJokerMime]

I know i'm a band nerd because when you were talking about Coda's pianisamo, and fortisamo made me smile.

[PicturesofPretzles]

"Hahahaha, football!"

:D

[vmonkey8]

lol wow nice

[ShadesofSmoke17]

That was a grammar usage test....

[marshmalellowman]

haha if you pause it at 1:06 and read some of the actual answers...

"This is the dumbest test ever"

"that's what she said"

and I think it's actually a grammar worksheet o.0

lol

[jordankriese]

wow...so all I have to do on a Social Studies exam is write "that's what she said" and "this is the dumbest test ever" and I'll get a D+? Awesome :)

[Burgerboy58]

1:13 what did he say?

[MrWwewwewwewwe]

@Burgerboy58 he sed football

[jinglespbell]

@Burgerboy58 Maxwell Dorian Salutatorian 

[Dynanosaur]

He wrote "This is the dumbest test ever" on his test. I'd be happy to not have an F.

[Zm4rf]

That is a strange History final.

[animeisawesome11]

"Maxwell Dorian, Saludatorian."

[ThePeeemz]

how did you expect to do good when you put answers like "thats what she said"...

[ih8nubsathalo3]

There's this kid taking all ap classes with no study hall, I am sure even he would envy you kind sir.

[Sandra872971]

Best non-hockey video on you tube. I use as fuel when bored to death by homework.

[TangyTangoJuice]

im in 9th grade and in pre cal, so i win

[Issaquan5]

@TangyTangoJuice ur 3 yrs ahead bro.

[princesstamika]

@Issaquan5 only 1 year where I'm from.

[Issaquan5]

@princesstamika damn dude well technically where i live next yr it would be two cuz they're advancing everyone

[jjjuuussstttiiinnn1]

@TangyTangoJuice

stuf faggit im in grade 10 il kick your ass aswipe

[doncini3000]

@jjjuuussstttiiinnn1 Big man right here. the 10th grade? wow.

[NativeSmackahoe46]

@jjjuuussstttiiinnn1 dude, you're funnier than this video. Nice.

I'm second year in college, 6'1", and fight commutatively in MMA, You could totaly woop my ass

:P

[jjjuuussstttiiinnn1]

@NativeSmackahoe46 you will kick my ass then, im to weak for you :p lmfaoooo

[ih8nubsathalo3]

@TangyTangoJuice You and another 1 million kids

[mauro398]

"WHY AM I HERE< LEMME THINK TO KICK ASS" lmao xD

[superman31233]

if i take all those courses in the same order i will sing that song if am elected valedictorian

[lioneification]

Love the answers to the test at 1:08 "This is the dumbest test ever" "I am not a giver" "That's what she said" .... o yea and is that a vocab test? awesome

[tapirsrcool]

1:08 Question 4- thats what she said

[231johnjohnson]

hahahaha footbaal!!!!

[L33tHackzor]

TRY TO SPY MY ASSIGN-ment.

[BloodstainYT]

Should I be the best one in two years, I'm so going to sing this

[MrHaydenlove95]

I watched Footbawl! 100 times

[transworld112]

Dont count that Dunno

[transworld112]

in the test it says:

This is the dumbest test ever.

Dunno

Im not a queer

Thats what she said

(the only things i can see)

[slytherinstargirl]

@transworld112 i think number 5 is "you know how i like it"

[pjcool01]

look at the test at 1:08 it says"this is the dumbest test ever"lol

[Danjor2005]

Scary....I understood EVERYTHING he was talking about...O.o On a side note, this is genius. :-D

[HPnerdfighter]

@Danjor2005 did you just call yourself a genius? xD

[yi238]

This is just like me. im awesome at school but i suck at history.

[omgfwtfbbqdairyqueen]

You get an addicting 1 minute rap and all you quote is football..

[cronon94]

@omgfwtfbbqdairyqueen the rest went over their heads

[joshuadclarkwith1u]

@omgfwtfbbqdairyqueen 100th thumb up!

[omgfwtfbbqdairyqueen]

@joshuadclarkwith1u awesome :D

[TyphoonStar]

I just wish so much, that it was long...like a 4 minute song cause this is so good...like another version where he ends up being the valedictorian! pleeeeeez!

[RobertBordenMusic]

FOOTBALL!

[ilee31]

Hahahaha FOOTBALL!

[trinimark123abc]

retards

[legendaryhalonoob]

I love you beth cooper!

[mizzzlizzz02]

Barats and bereta are so hot.

[totalybitchn]

AJAJAA GO FOOTBALL

[Megamediaplex]

dot com 

[Generalvaldez]

@EternalOutbreak LOL

[iWantAffliction]

1:13 :D ..

[ShtemeTeamBrad]

ugh i wish he was dorian'torian thats too geeky

[Haroldlamb9]

He sounds like Weird Al when he made Amish Paradise!  XD

[municsscareme]

@Haroldlamb9 meh

[Shucklesmoose]

I like how the test for his history class was on vocabulary :p

[TangyTangoJuice]

lol, this is the dumbest test ever, thats what she said

[MeNoSpeakEngrish]

i dont get the 'FOOTBALL' thing at the end....

[dogtreat94]

haha never miss a coda never miss a coda

[geniusjas87]

LE SUCKE

[Destroyaj]

The 104 who disliked this video definitely bombed their history test also...