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  • "oops" - rick perrys mom

  • I want a slick debater.

  • Ron Paul 2012 for the constitution!

  • YOU'RE IN THE FUCKING AD, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY "I'M RICK PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE"

  • I love how political ads always have some kind of goofy soft music playing in the background, as if listening to a relaxing soundtrack suddenly changes the fact he's a homophobic, extremist asshole who hates anyone without a million dollars to donate into his campaign funds.

  • what a douche

  • He just seems so artificial.

  • Slick debater? No Rick I'm not asking for that, just someone who knows what his own policies are. Idiot.

  • @dmcarefuldriver He probably thinks that Americans are stupid enough to forget about his slip up and vote him in. If that's true, I think he was half right there...

  • paul 2012

  • No wonder he went down in flames. Being able to laugh at yourself is one thing, but coming off as an idiot is another.

  • wow this guy is funny

  • Rick perry 2012!!!...oh wait nvm

  • "I'm Rick Perry. Look at how well I can nod my head."

  • Hahaha! What an idiot man!

  • That was actually a political ad...?

    -___-

  • this guy reminds me of will farrell, he should quit politics and do comedy

  • Hey, Rick, GIVE UP, it's not working.

  • "what's that line again? Oh, I'm Rick Perry, and I wear more makeup than any gay you've ever seen."

  • I'm Rick Perry and whats that line again? Oh yeah I'm Rick Perry and I'm an ignorant dumbass

  • @notshekki Dude stop insulting the teaspoons

  • He played it well, at least. That is the charm that got him to the Guvna's mansion in Texas. That is all you need to be voted into a position if great responsibility. That is all it takes. That's all. I'm glad it didn't work for him this time.

  • he's a nice guy

  • I think we've had enough, OOPS, I'm an idiot presidents, HAVEN'T WE?

  • No Rick, I have actually never lost my train of thought. Don't assume things you fucking jive-turkey.

  • I'm Rick Perry, and i have the mental capacity of a teaspoon.

  • @notshekki and i approve this comment.

  • wow! what a HORRIBLE commercial for trying to be president. no wonder he's not still in the debates.

  • @emailjosh87

    It sometimes works, for a candidate to try and convince the American people that he is full of shit.

  • LMAO FAIL

  • I'm Rhonda Wellington Lloyd, and I don't approve this message.

  • LOL lame

  • HAHA what a way to amend your mistakes!

  • THATS IT... REAL NIGGAS BOUNCE BACK LIKE MICHAEL VICK

  • If you look at his brow and eye region you can see the micro expression we call shame.

  • I'm Rick Perry...and i'm gay

  • I want a slick debator now after watching this.....

  • Wait he STILL got it wrong, he said "And I approve of this message"

    That doesn't make sense, it should be "And I approve this message"

  • @Bahzad23 No it shouldn't! You don't need to say that if you're actually standing there, saying it! Those are for the ads with the creepy guy talking about the opposition.

  • @GenericRubbishName If you watch Ray William Johnson, after each video he says "I'm ray william johnson, and i approve this message" Same thing applies here shit pants

  • glad he dropped out RON PAUL 2012

  • "but not many have done it on national tv"

    he says it like its something to be proud of.

  • oh I hadn't seen this one now have dropped out but seriously rick? showing weakness in politics is a HUGE mistake anyways you're out so it doesn't matter and Texas election are still relatively far BTW ideas aside Rick looks like good people

  • I don't approve this message!

  • You are nobodys man, Rick .... get use to it.

  • if u want a good president, im obviously not ur guy..im dick perry, and i obviously suck!

  • PART TIME CONGRESS!?!

    wait, what does that even mean?

  • Watching this made my jaw drop. "Opps" is not the look we want our president to have!!!

  • @EvilChria "Opps"???..... OOPS : P

  • Seriously Rick Perry? While I'm all for laughing at yourself when you mess up, this is deliberately making yourself the butt of thousands of jokes. I mean, due to this ad, no one even has to mention your ridiculous anti-gay campaign or your foreign policy strategies. This is enough to prove that you are completely incompetent.

  • ROFLMAO! What the HELL was he thinking when he came up with this ad?

  • If you cant remember simple lines, then you best forget running for PM.

  • Oh, God. He forgot his line - AGAIN!

  • single* (untimely mistake)

    

  • holy shit he's a moron, and so is every sing republican candidate. That does not mean I'm a fan of Obama.

  • Thumbs up if you laughed at the end. C'mon! I'm not crazy about Rick Perry either, but I though this ad was funny.

  • I'm Rick Perry and I was created to look and act like a human, But I'm actually a robot, like R2D2 or Bender from that cartoon about the sophisticated sex robots...

  • RON PAUL!!! 2012!!

  • LYING SACK OF SHIT!

  • HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS THE SINGLE MOST STUPID AND IDIOTIC AS WELL AS POORLY PUT TOGETHER POLITCAL COMMERCIAL I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

  • Im for Newt... but I did come to like Rick Perry. Very good man.

    Sad when you think about it: Every time someone gets close to Romney in the Polls, Mitt sytematically destroys their character with his big money. Perry, Newt, he even went after Bachman once... now its Santorum he's after. Run on your own record MITT!! Coward!

  • @playmayker88 Ron Paul *

  • @Dreamichigo1 What about Ron Paul?? Whats was the purpose of that reply, relative to what I posted about Governor Perry?

  • @playmayker88 Ron Paul.

  • @Dreamichigo1  ahh yes.. The Ron Paul drones. Replying to my post with "Ron Paul", makes about as little sense as Paul's foreign policy.

  • @playmayker88 Haha no, quite the opposite. I was just trying to troll you, but since your bagging Ron Paul's foreign policy, I'll be serious.

    What do you see as senseless in making freindships and agreements with other countries, taking U.S military bases from other countries and placing them in America, and essentially making all wars unnecessary to save money for you "debt crisis" and people's lives. How is that senseless. Would you rather live in war and fear?

    Sometimes I don't get America

  • @Dreamichigo1 There isnt anything wrong with what you just said. Paul does have a few good ideas on FP, but overall, his willingness to leave Iran to its own devices, is not only senseless but irresponsible and dangerous. And for a guy who claims he is the only human breathing who is above hypocricy, he rails against the manner in which we went to war, yet he supported the resolution to go into Iraq, as did virtually everyone else in congress.

  • @playmayker88 Well, yes I must admit I was a bit confused when I heard him say he wanted to go to Iraq, but I think it was because he wanted to find and kill Osama Bin Laden, and leave immediately. I don't think he wanted to stay there 11 years plus, and take their oil, resources and kill Iraqis and American soldiers, and then start new wars with the Arab world. You must admit, he shows very little hypocrisy for somebody in politics in opposed to someone like Romney.

  • @Dreamichigo1 This is where Pauls argument and supporters go wrong He supports going into Iraq, but isnt willing to take into account the complexities of war. Its not as simple as making a kill and heading back home. As you go on to inaccurately label our efforts as some sort of "theft" of resources, as well as a disregard for collateral damage. Fact is we had to do more than stick and move. We had to stabalize. And we go out of our way to prevent loss of innocent life. Its what distinguishes us

  • @playmayker88 Ron Paul's willingness to leave Iran ALONE stems from the fact that IRAN POSES NO THREAT TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY. We've become so brainwashed by the media and big corporations into thinking that somehow Iran requires US intervention WHICH IT DOES NOT.

    Our resolution regarding IRAQ was based on their invasion of KUWAIT, a sovereign nation with strong democratic principles and friend to the US.

    If IRAN or militants in IRAN want nukes, nobody can stop them forever, they just can't

  • @playmayker88 (pt2) So its ok to have a more responsible and conservative foreign policy. But the idea of scapegoating ourselves for the actions of radicals, or to pretend that the a world-wide retreat wouldnt lead to a dangerous vaccum, is illogical. And while Paul is a lot more genuine than Mitt Romney, being consistent doesnt always mean that youre correct. National Security is THE most important issue in any election. Without it, strong economy and endless jobs are moot.

  • "if you want a smart person i'm not your guy"

    "but if you want a fucking moron, who can't even spell his own name with a crayon, in the oval office i'm your man"

  • yeah whats the third one i would wanna know too

  • A classy way about trying to fix the problem I suppose, but he was done the moment he made the Strong ad.

  • Rick perry is bush 2.0

  • @TheOLiVeRAR YUP...A DUMB TEXAN THAT THINKS HE IS SMART. IMAGINE...A REPUBLICAN FORCING VACCINES ON YOUNG GIRLS. NY didn't fo that!

  • At LEAST hes got a sense of humor...

  • "I'm Fake Perry and I am approved for this message"

  • Why does this moron remind me so much of George Bush ?

  • We don't want a slick debater, we want a competent president.

  • i said "oops"

  • I'm a rat, and I approve of leaving this sinking ship.

  • this guy is a fucking tool.

    wait...that is an insult to the usefulness of a tool.

  • I like Rick Perry. Not as our president but I'd like to hang out with him.

  • @DrJohnBecker I like too, I'd like to hang him out. On a tree.

  • Okay I would NEVER vote for Rick Perry, but I like that he is able to laugh at stupid stuff he's done. It makes him seem slightly (and I'm mean very slightly) more human.

  • I'm Rick Perry, and I'm voting Ron Paul.

  • QUICK. SOMEONE KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS

  • @itsanepicname I LOL'D HARD

  • CHRISTIAN + HOMOPHOBIC + RACIST = RICK PERRY

  • @itsanepicname I seriously doubt he is a real Christian. Just like bunch of them who claim to be ones aren't. He's a pretender and not even that good at being a poser.

  • I feel sorry for him, he's so stupid.

  • wow this guy is actually stupid as shit...fucking christian homophobic racists

  • i thought he was going to be like "I'm rick perry, and whats that line again? oops"

  • I'm Rick Perry and I have no idea what I'm doing here. Where's the exit?

  • I'm Rick Perry and... I'm sorry, let me ask Ron Paul.... Oh, he said vote Ron Paul 2012. Aw god damn it... got me again....

  • @weareallanon He's no slick debater but it also shows he doesn't even remember the message he believes in. Dr.Paul on the other hand hasn't tripped up on his words because he knows exactly what he wants to say and he really believes in it. Protect personal liberty, reduce government, end the wars, bring the troops home and balance the budget.

  • @weareallanon lmao absolutely love this

  • you do have to feel kinda bad for him. i mean really how humiliating. same as when you think about how Mitt Romney must feel that his entire party is basically looking for *anybody* else but him, even when he's up against some complete loonies. i may not like their policies but i do feel some compassion (assuming they're not just too narcissistic to notice).

  • One tonguetied, halfwitted, cokehead Texan in the whitehouse was enough.

  • America... You can't be serious??? REALLY? This guy is running for election???

  • damn thats funny..and pathetic..he's got my vote for a reality tv position

  • RON PAUL WOULD NEVER FORGET SUCH SIMPLE THINGS! RON PAUL FOR PRESIDENT!

  • He's got my vote for prom queen!

  • What's that line again?

    Oh right

    I have no idea what i'm talking about.

  • The economy is so fucked right now that no less than fucking batman could fix it.

  • So this is W 2.0 lol

  • Why do people think politicians are not intelligent? They are smart, just not suave and well polished as a speaker. They have strengths in other areas, just because you suck at public speaking doesn't mean you cAN'T BALANCE A BUDGET. i LOVE WATCHING THIS GUY FORGET AND THIS COMMERCIAL IS HILARIOUS!

  • What a complete moron. So in order to justify the fact that he is not intelligent, Rick Perry runs an ad acting as though it is negative to be a slick debater. Here is the end of the debate; Rick Perry; You Are A Complete Moron. Next!

  • He's a clown

  • . . .Soooo, he couldn't remember that he approves of the sh*t that he JUST SAID??

    Shesh, I'm surprised that this guy isn't on camera tapping his wrist against his chest and trying to bite his ear.

    Retard/Bush2.0

  • i think this guy is a pagan satanic piece of shit wolf in sheeps clothing.. i approve this message

  • @SpaceMountainWOOOOOO

    I've met satanists and pagans before and they were all nice and reasonable people, so I'd have to ask you to take that back.

  • I dont like this stupid guy named rick perry

    I am santiago aragón and I approve this message :)

  • He's the most obviously full of shit politician I have ever seen.

  • my name is jub jub I'm 20 years old from denmark.

    I love to hang out with my buddies.

    I approve this message.

  • I admit that it was pretty funny of him to apologize on TV... but when he sais "if you want a debater, I'm not that guy" or something along those lines.... its terrible! we need someone in government who IS a debater! its one of the main things a president's gotta do :P

  • I'm Rick Perry, and I approve of what I've just said...... wtf?!

  • naaw

  • Bush mark 3

  • So pathetic.

  • "I'm Rick Perry, and i approve of this message"

    Apart from Rick Perry, who the hell says that?! If you've said it then you surely approve of what you're saying...? What a numpty.

  • Lol what a chump

  • derp. see ya never again dipshit

  • im surprised that he didnt through in a "i hate gays" at the end. fuck you rick

  • I'm Rick San- Perry, and I approve this message.

  • I'm not Rick Perry, and I approve of kicking his ass.

  • He's moving his head so much in this commercial that he looks like a bobblehead.

  • ahahahah

    It's funny because he thinks he'll be popular again when in fact he never was

    Oh, Rick Perry, you so crazy

  • im Rick Perry and I should be shot in the face...

  • I'm Rick Perry, and I'm a bad actor.

  • THAT WAS SO BLOODY FUNNY. He should be be a comedian, not a politician.

  • Disgusting individual

  • You don't need a shovel to dig your own grave.

  • I'm a Ron Paul supporter, and I don't support Rick Perry. But let's not be biased here, what Rick Perry did here is classy...

  • that's what you get when you try to steal someone elses idea, ron pauls, and have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

  • I like how Ron Paul threw out a random phrase and he ran with it, Ron's awesome. Ron Paul didn't have to make him look like a douche, he did that himself.

  • Derrr, uuhmm...well i'm notta good wif werds n stuff, but uh..imma smart man. I can clean houses in the wash..ing..ton house and i make taxes flat or somethig. I make mistakes but uhh whats dat word again? Pres..i..dent three sybolos, im good.

  • 0:01

    Ron Paul's amused expression was golden...

  • So now he's trying to sound smart by fixing his own mistake from national TV and trying to be humorous...

    Hmm so let's see here...

    He has (weak) attack campaigns

    Brought religion into politics

    and is now trying to have the "Everyday guy but can still solve problems" look.

    I don't think I'm voting for this guy

  • The category for this video should be Comedy.

  • I hate being from Texas now because our governors a fucking dumbass... -__-

    ASHAMED.

  • "I'm Rick Perry, and my cheap attempt to emulate Ron Paul's popular ideas is obviously phony, since I can't even remember MY OWN PLATFORM because my team just made it up last night in the hotel." Yeah, you're really speaking from the heart, aren't you, Rick?

  • I'm Rick Perry, and I'm an asshole, a bigot, an idiot, a moron, a clown, and a POS.

  • I will not vote for him, but I have to say, it is definitely refreshing that he can laugh at himself.

  • Even if he is a complete moron, I have to admit I laughed.

  • After coming in 5th in Iowa, his campaign is almost over.

  • dumb motherfucker

  • I like how he equates being a slick debater(with ambitions of president) to knowing something any good 16 year old student of politics would understand. Prick.

  • @shagoosty Heck, even people without money can run for prez!

  • Sorry Rick, but you're a bigot that follows a fairy tale book written in the bronze age by sheep herders. I don't want you in any public office.

  • Opps, I just lost the election.

  • Perry for President! You people are so fucking stupid, l2 prio. America need jobs right now and Perry is the man for that job. Look at the increase of Texas employment, this is what should matter. Fucking get a America working again, a vote for Perry is a vote for employment!

  • I wonder if he screwed up when he said, "....what's that line again?"

    Oh whatever, he's still probably is going to lose no matter what he does.

  • No, I don't want to be your friend rick perry leave me alone you pedophile

  • I'm Rick Perry, and I don't know how to save my own campaign.

  • Fuck I'm scared for the future if people like this can run for president.

  • @thisfallowstate Anyone with money can run for president.

  • LOL nice save... Not..

  • I'm a slick (master) debater

  • bush reincarnate 

  • I'm Rick Perry and...what does that say? There's no words on there! Fucking thing SUCKS

  • @RayAndFlare FUCK it. We'll DO IT LIVE!

  • "If you're looking for a guy who will be dealing with negotiations that include war pacts, I'm not what you're looking for"

  • What a joke. I would be e