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  • This guy...let me tell you...while the whole country was getting five tiers of unemployment he only gave Texas 3 and when he decided to run for president he magically allowed the 4th in dec of 2011 over a year after he told us to go to hell and just in time for votes! what an idiot!

  • He doesn't seem drunk or on drugs to me. He's just not as stiff as the usual boring candidates. He's making himself relatable actually.

  • This is very strange. I wonder what is really going on here, perhaps some sort of foul play or sabotage. With so much on the line one does not simple get drunk before such an important speech. I'm not for him at all, or any candidate for that matter, but this raises questions...

  • I really hate that he's representing Texas A&M

  • The hell? 

  • RON PAUL 2012

  • perry could come down here in italy and be the new berlusconi's playmate. gheddafi isnt available anymore

  • hhhhhhhhhh stupid man Obama is far more better then all the GOP crew even if Ron paul is a descent man

  • He is a retard I hope he docent become president

  • @boredoutofmind121 If you can't even spell doesn't*, then you're just as much of a retard as he is. Problem?

  • Kind of reminds me of a Steve Martin standup comedy act from the 1970s.

  • Ecsssssspand your tax footprint.

  • I'd fuck him!

  • I dunno, people talk a lot of crap about this guy. While I agree he is not presidential material, he is pretty damn funny. Ron Paul 2012

  • @Ihateregistrations1:

    Ah - the Ron Paul sect again !

    Romney will win the pre-elections + Obama in the end, save your maniac energies for good sex at home (if you have any at home) - not for this senile old quack doctor Paul.....

  • He wasn't drunk I don't think. I think he just forgot what he was suppose totalk about.

  • maybe it's nervousness. Would you have been nervous?

    Could you do better? If so go out there and campaign we need something new besides the politically correct and kiss ass politicians!!

  • Ron Paul or fuckin FAIL..everyone else wants war..FUCKIN NAZI SCUMBAGS

  • Obama 2012

  • @shreddintheaxe yeh Obama 2012 if you want WW3 and you want the economy to be fucked. RON PAUL 2012!~~~~~~~ Help Restore America and Legalize the Constituion!!!

  • @BubbleBoy171 Democrats didn't fuck up the economy, republicans did. dumbass

  • @shreddintheaxe Your a fucking idiot. Republicans and Democrats is just a word. Behind the scenes they are all friends and could give a shit less. The Big Bankers and the Fed are buying out them and telling them what to do to benefit the Bankers and Big Cooperations on Walstreet. Your such a dumb bitch nigga pussy bitch

  • @BubbleBoy171 oh wow a 3 year old cussing me out lol. when you find your balls and an education then you could respond back. until then, buh bye lol

  • @shreddintheaxe Im 23, and your just an ignorant moron. Give me 3 reasons why i should vote for Obama. Tell me 3 things he did positive while he was in office.

  • @BubbleBoy171 1. Killed Osama. something nobody else had the balls to do 2. has done his best to fix the economy unlike republicans and rude wiggers like you who bash him. 3. bringing our troops home and ending this peice of shit war in a dumbass country that no 1 cares for. you see America is way more important. it's time to focus on are own country and fix it. do you feel me nigga. do you. don't respond back you fucking hypocrite. (blocked)

  • @shreddintheaxe 1. Ron Paul was on the few guys asking while we were busy all over Afghanistan when we had Osama pinned down in Tora Bora- get your facts straight. He would have been dead almost a decade if we listened. 2. Yea those shadow stimuli really helped- do you even know what the federal reserve does? 3. Bombing libya, pakistan, threatening Iran. Do you even understand what hypocrite means? Ron Paul is the war monger? You live in a bubble man.

  • @EgadsNo:Nope, Ron Paul with his fantasies of an"economy" lives in a bubble.The man is a silly amateur+an cynical inhuman being behind his grinning mask,same crap like all the other RAPubliCUNTS.Forget this"party"as fast as you can,THIS RAP-ubli-CUNT party caused the US state debts under Reagan/Bush(January 1993: 4 Trillion Dollars)+Bush/Cheney (2001-January 2009: FROM 5 TRILLION TO 12 TRILLION DOLLARS).

    And now the finance criminals of the RAP-ubli-CUNTS lie+cheat+say it was Obama !

  • @EgadsNo:

    The RAPubliCUNTS threw the 11 TRILLION DOLLARS down the drain in TWENTY YEARS OF THEIR ADMINSTRATIONS between 1981 and 2009 - mainly for idiotic + absurd military arms build-up.

    Instead of being ashamed for their financial crimes this "party" keeps on LYING AND CHEATING !

    Ron Paul was AND is member of this "party", he did NOTHING to avert the horror state debts of the USA till 2009 - NOTHING !

    Ron Paul is a cynical old hypocrite !

  • Raunchy Ron Paul 2012!

  • Wow Rick, 1% of the New Hampshire primary vote...I guess New Hampshire voters recognized you as incapable of being the leader of the free world! Return to Texas and repay taxpayers the $400,000.00 monthly cost of your security detail and your governor's pay while on the presidential pursuit. Texas, being in a bit of a financial bind could use the money to rehire teachers laid off in your balanced budget! I am a Texan and I approve this message.

  • I personally think he was being possessed by a demon. It couldn't be anything else!

  • was he trying to appeal to voters in Ireland?

  • RICK PERRY FOR 2012 ATLEAST HES TRUTHFUL!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Iamadustybender LOL, u know he complains about washington printing money right? His state of Texas had a 6 billion dollar deficit and had to request more money. So how is this truthful and being real? This guys is just another George Bush :(

  • @Iamadustybender YOUR ON CRACK

  • Perry is for fucks go obama fuck yeah!!!!

  • @piddledude so is obama, get with the program

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  • RICK PERRY YOU FUCKING BASTARD YOU LYING SCUMBAG!

  • Obama and any Republican candidate who accepts bank/corporate donations are all working for the 1% and will all lead you to FEMA internment camps via NDAA. Ron Paul is the onLY candidate, not only speaking about repealing NDAA and the entire Patriotic Act, but he is the only candidate even wiling to speak about these things!! He is also anti WAR, anti internet censorship and for decriminalizing drugs. He is also the #1 candidate supported by enlisted & retired military personnel.

  • his boyfriend is so embarrassed

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  • @yurismir1 Na. Obama has the same pole percentage as Rick Perry and it's at 43% and thats just the bottom of the chain buddy.

  • He's thick as shit, but he seems like a really nice guy.

  • @Anon371 As far as I'm concerned, he's an ass. 

  • @Anon371 kinda what i was thinking...not presidential material...but a helluva Texan!

  • Audio is pretty shit.

  • rick perry's first time smoking weed.

  • @theTVchannel1000 Why? Just why?!

  • @logicaquebrada85 Ron Paul is the only reasonable canidate out of any of the GOPs. Either way I doubt Obama is going to be president a second term.

  • @dYnom88t77000 Really?  I think Obama has already won.

  • what the fuck is wrong with americans, ITS FUCKED

  • @RAKIMALLAH12 If this guy ends up President,or Obama gets a second term, fucked is an understatement! lol

  • @jcaled24 I get what you are saying, but better Obama than one of these guys who believes that theology is the way to solve science and law without thinking. I want my personal freedoms expanded from what they currently are, not diminished.

  • lol at the end of the video perry looked like he was high

  • He looks like a spastic

    Not Obama, come on, learn, why won't you learn!!

    ******Ron Paul*******!!!!

  • @johnsill1:

    Re: "Not Obama, come on, learn, why won't you learn!!

    ******Ron Paul*******!!!!"

    Sectarian trash spam from the Ron Paul sect again !

    Trash like Scientology or J.W. manipulation, silly lies + cheats.

  • @johnsill1 Ron Paul is a idiot:)

  • @ShawstaLova an idiot :)

  • Im voting for Obama

    no question

  • @theTVchannel1000 yea thats why you are voting for him.. because you don't have the testicular fortitude to QUESTION

  • The first 30 seconds or so are great impression of Heath Ledger's Joker.

  • America voted in Bush, Obama, Reagan, and other scum...why not Perry? Romney would be a good scumbag president too!

  • @EmptyManifestation Reagan was a pretty good president, but i guess everyone is entitled to the their own dumbass opinions.

  • he's like a really bad comedian :D

  • I think he's hilarious. This is a quality piece of stand up.

  • I think he's out of the running. Thank goodness, I was afraid that if this quack was elected that I would have to move somewhere else, maybe Canada if absolutely necessary.

  • Whoever voted or is going to vote for this dumb ass should be utterly ashamed of themselves.

  • how You think he is drunk ??? I cant see it by the vid...

  • Hes been hanging out with Ron Paul, Smoking that cheeba.....lol

  • Is it just me or are most of the canidates a joke?

  • his inner homo comes out when he's drunk

  • how is this guy even running!!!! Shame on us for even allowing people like this to have a shot at the presidency!

  • I’m having trouble seeing the difference in his usual behavior.

    Did he say “worm term president”?

    Is he drunk? Well I’d think he’s got to take something to feel great about himself.

  • Just another republicon idiot. He fits right in!

  • Is he still in the running? WHyyyyyyyyy??

  • sniffing coke more like.

  • I don't think any of you liberal idiots realize that he had back surgery 3 days before and was taking heavy pain medication. I'm sure if Obama had back surgery he would probably just take another month vacation in the Caribbean. And he would make sure everyone knew about the surgery, so we could all feel bad for him. I mean, that's how he got into Harvard and was elected president; just people feeling sorry for him.

  • @xmikekotysonx ooh all of a sudden a christian crazy conservative with compassion LMAO now you feel bad for this George Bush Jr PUTZ he was high on alcohol this idiot high on narcs. and u want to excuse him. typical repugnican't.

  • @xmikekotysonx LMAO he should have stayed home sick. Take a look at his polls. Take a look at his wife. She says " People hate my husband because he is a Christian!

    Wahhhh That would cover half of America right?

  • SUPPORT OUR TROOPS - VOTE RON PAUL

  • elect this man !

  • Gee, a couple of wine coolers and the gay comes right out.

  • when GWB is drunk, he does better than perry.

  • Rick Perry is a total asshole...

    He's seriously running for president?!? Oh. My F***ing god...

    What have human beings done to this world?

  • I'm sorry, but after watching this again, this man is one Cosmo away from a piano bar.

  • why the fuck even a president this country is falling harder then a back alley whore!

  • The very fact that this man is as close as he is to occupying the highest office in the United States is sad and scary.

  • Oh my GOD! This man makes W look remotely intelligent. I thought that would be genuinely impossible before now. Please PLEASE let HIM win the Republican nomination! PLEASE! ("Wee mush makche Freshiden Ovama a One-derm Brezhiden!")

  • Rick perry have a thick tongue,Moses in Bible had a thick tongue too, don't effect the leadership, Rick perry bring restore in Texas even in the time of economical disaster in America, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul etc in the GOP doesn't have any thing to specify that they accomplished in the past years while live in this country. Choosing them is like a experiment,hope that they might do some miracle to restore America,Why not Rick perry? He proved that He can restore what ever He touch.

  • He is such a faggot.

  • His staff is probably face palming behind that curtain.

  • I think that is just how he is, he wasn't drunk.

  • at 0:58 who does he remind you of?

  • He is RIPPED!

  • FUCK RICK PERRY IN HIS ASS. ALEX JONES FOR SUPREME GALACTIC COMMANDER!!!!! JK RON PAUL 2012 OR BUST. INFOWARS[]COM THE AMERICAN MILITARY IS KILLING UNTOLD NUMBERS OF PEOPLE, CIVILIAN AND COMBATANTS, AND DOING IT ALL IN OUR NAME. WHY DO OTHER COUNTRIES HATE US? THEY SHOULD HATE THE ELITE NOT THE GHETTO AND PEOPLE JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE. I SLOWLY SEE THE USA BEING TURNED INTO A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY.

  • mr. perry, i'd be honored if you take the driver's of my new sport car and take her out for a spin. see how fast you can get her up to

    .

  • human understanding?? lemme guess.. from a social consevative right? same people who believe women the right to terminate their pregnancies even in cases of rape. while being the first to ask for fast executions for prisoners (especially non-white variety). mandatory school prayers.. we don't care tht it alienates others of different (if any) faith(s).. now you want to talk about Human Understandin?? For real??

  • It's the pain pills. When this was shot he had just had major back surgery. He was in an incredible amount of pain. I think he's a lot of guts to get up and campaign in the midst of all that suffering. He tried to keep his pain secret, but I think these shallow "believe anything they are fed" folks that make videos like this might have a little more HUMAN Understanding if they knew what he was going through here. You have been trained to hate this man. Trained.

  • @Tarafriend33 Human understanding? For someone as homophobic as him?  I think not.

  • I don't know man, I'm no republican (or democrat)... but I like this guy. He seems genuine enough for a politician.

  • If that's Perry sober, I'd hate to see how he is when he's drunk.

  • i was watching bad lip reading videos, now watching this its hard to think its not just a bad lip reading video

  • That's not maple syrup...

  • liquid gold: he puts it on his boyfriends cock

  • I take that back; this dude is hammered

  • Bad Lip Reading doesn't even need to remake this video.

  • I don't know if he's drunk, but he seems pretty gay

  • i hate politics, they're just full of shit

  • Wow, I really can't believe perry would throw a speech like that TRASHED! He was doing a pretty good job of lying to the people, and rising in the polls, but now he is at the bottom! That's what you get for screwing people!! Ron Paul, CONSISTANT, period!! Ron Paul 2012!!

  • he looks kinda like Reagan but has the intelligence of GWB

  • Definitely an alcoholic.

  • perry for commander-in-drink lol

  • That is valium.

  • He thinks this is 2008. What dumb bully he is.

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  • @columbiaunited42 there's nothing more masculine than cheating on your wife. I hate the media these days, criticizing a man for breaking vows that he volunteered a woman until death do them part.....<-------sarcasm. Cheating on your wife is the most immasculine thing and then he was such a wimp that he lied about it. He could have grown a real set of balls and told the truth, or divorced his wife and validated his promiscuity....oh and haha. drunk rick perry.

  • I miss Herman Cain. He was stronger and smarter than all these other candidates. It's a shame that the media chased him away for liking pussy. If only we could elect a president with some balls

  • @columbiaunited2 i love the pussy.

  • @columbiaunited2 Cain may have had balls, but he was short on brains

  • Someone gave Dubya Bush a new face and changed his name to Rick Perry.

  • amolchansky.blogspot.com

  • Is this a joke or he is a dickhead?

  • 0:35 i was expecting a rabbit...worst magician ever

  • Americans are so dumbed down this is the kind of man they vote for.

  • @lauxsd123, I'm an American and I would never consider voting for this idiot.

  • Is it me ..or does The Governor seem kinda vacant?

  • It's like a car wreck I don't want to look away. LMFAO 2:08!!! That man is on full tilt..

  • and people what him for P yay america intelligence well he better than newt gingrich

  • this is the kind of ppl that want to rule this country!!!! FML i really rather the world end next year before they take office in jan 2013 hahaha

  • Oops!

  • Sober up

  • WTF? This guy is GWB's little brother! They should go drink beer together and take Cheney hunting.

  • i think its meth that he is high on...

  • I think Rick Perry has done good as Texas governor; however, I seriously feel like he could be trolling the whole country and the GOP with this candidacy!!!

  • wow this is legitimate.. he is drunk, no two ways about it.

  • more like stand up comedian at amateur night than presidential debate.

  • funny^^ i like the american comedians :D

  • For someone who openly dislikes "gays" he sure as hell fits a lot of gay stereotypes. (that's not meant to be offensive to the gay community!) LoL this guy is the next Bush. Ignorance should no longer be tolerated! Keep this guy out of office!!!

  • @AshelyNicole007 Its not homophobia, We just don't like faggots.

  • @Warpath2198 That's what homophobia is DUH!

  • @Warpath2198 and why don't you like them? You should be certain of what your sexuality is and shouldn't care about anyone else s but now a days if you dislike gays it's either because your an extreme religious republican (Who has his own skeletons in the closet) or because your hiding behind your homophobia so know one else suspects your gay. It's really none of your business what two men do in the bedroom and you shouldn't have the right to take there freedom away either.

  • as a licensed professional in the drug and alcohol field i would lay my license and career on the line that he was under the influence of drugs. Not drunk with alcohol but high on narcotics. Classic symptoms.

  • :52 - 1:05 he looks like he should be on SNL, not the GOP

  • i think it's cute

  • I can't wait until his breed dies out forever, and we get some true humanity at the helm of this planet.

  • @pppppatrikkkkk Like who? Socialists? lol. You wan to be a little stooge and remain in your "class". I guess some people would be perfectly happy living under a king.

  • @Warpath2198 No, like honest people. I don't want to live under any king, especially not a drunk one. If you think money makes class then your orientation is understandable. You throw words like socialism around like you understand them, where in reality you don't. This country is in many ways a social democracy, just look at all the social programs no one would dare to touch (and in many cases for good reason). Maturity is hard to achieve, as you cannot buy it.

  • This animal is rarely encountered by humans.

  • i think he is stealing some style from steve martin? does anyone else see that? especially at 0:54

  • is he stoned?

  • smarter than anything obama says

  • bill hader did a crazy spot on impression of this...

  • My guess would be atavan or xanax and a drink or two. He might be fun to discuss politics with in that *altered* state but he kind of looked like me he was just goofie and suspetable that he would launch nukes just to see if Iran would glow.I'm glad he sputtered out and hope he doesn't get back in. Have a drink or two, Rick and watch the adults figure it out..

  • With a guy like this running for the Office of President, I am ashamed. He is a effing idiot.

  • What a moron. Then again, we already knew that. 

  • definitely not drunk.

    maybe he's on some anti-anxiety meds, if even that.

  • Rick, you got any ludes, man?

  • Lol I get drunk and discuss politics all the time and I'm more coherent than rick

  • Beer. +1 Charisma, -1 Intelligence