Private: I thought I'd come and help smooth things out.
Lieutenant: Don't help and don't smooth. (Wheeling on Adrian) And you, you are not funny, but you are a maniac, and you better start changing your life.
Adrian: Sir, thank you for that constructive criticism. It's a privilege to take comedy notes from a man of your stature.
Lieutenant: What are you doing here?
Private: I thought I'd come and help smooth things out.
Lieutenant: Don't help and don't smooth. (Wheeling on Adrian) And you, you are not funny, but you are a maniac, and you better start changing your life.
Adrian: Sir, thank you for that constructive criticism. It's a privilege to take comedy notes from a man of your stature.
bgrodner 3 months ago
Asians are just funny. I wanna give'em a little pat on tha head..
wthjrtx1 4 months ago
hahahahahahahaha1:30 sarcasm....i LIVE for sarcasm....
cinderella1976 7 months ago 3
6:41 does anyone else thinks he sounds like the asian character in ownages prank phone calls lol
canudigit97 8 months ago
How did we ever last 14 years over there with dickheads like them in charge?
skudaarkaat1 8 months ago 2
What does this guy know about comady? He obviously hasn't been laid!
GTAIVFan17 9 months ago
"im waiting to die" hahah i carnt beath!
dave01123 9 months ago 4
im waiting ti die...
insanesquirrel7 10 months ago
the fact is, they all learned english better with him!!!
tara8686 11 months ago
i like the roosevelt impression! i don't think i've ever heard a good one before
thes1KK 1 year ago 3
does somebody know the name of the song played ad 0:40 - 1:50
Lampekapper 1 year ago
@Lampekapper
It's called "Liar, Liar" by The Castaways
guinness138 10 months ago 2
"Flip them the bird!"
"THE BIRD!"
Lolz
AngryDeli 1 year ago
46 people didnt miss the like button :P
flygirl540 1 year ago
lol what was the guy at 2:15 doing??
dommychi 1 year ago
Such perfict music!!!!
78720 1 year ago
one of my favorite lines in this movie is ? in the dictionary under "asshole " it says "See him .
WarriorMigs24 1 year ago
The weather out there is hot and shitty sounds like the forecast in Central Point , OR
WarriorMigs24 1 year ago
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What a great movie ? one of the best ever
WarriorMigs24 1 year ago
"i'd do nothing!" :')
nukebacon876 1 year ago
wow what a nice english class......but if i teach like that i will get fire as fast as the speed of light. LOL
freiheitsalv 1 year ago 2
@freiheitsalv They should fire you now for that grammar.
antiXincorporated 1 year ago
@freiheitsalv nah!!!! at class is another story........i pay close attention to grammar. ;)
freiheitsalv 1 year ago
"We can stop the discussion on the great Ca-ca right now."
spectacular1440 1 year ago 2
robin williams =legend
JohnAdams198805 1 year ago 9
"In the dictionary under "asshole" it says "See him."
tommyt1971 2 years ago 50
@tommyt1971 AWESOME!
StukInBuf 1 year ago
"Ok, she goes in the kitchen, she gets a knife! She starts stabbing you! She's stabbing you! She's putting forks in you!
"SHE'S GOT SPOONS IN YOUR EYES WILKES!"
"They're starting to cut you with knives! They're putting spoons in your eyes!"
"What would you do Wilkes? WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!!"
"I'm waiting to die."
TheCoolProfessor 2 years ago 6
LOL that´s one of the funniest parts of the movie!
Youtubitiano 2 years ago 3
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TheCoolProfessor 2 years ago
4:50 hahaha I'm in tears.
CM1032 2 years ago 4
aren't those guys (censors) also in T2?
angusandleigh 2 years ago
Yep, same actors: Dan and Don Stanton.
thefoole 2 years ago
No they are from Gremlins: The New Batch.
thebluedragon07 2 years ago
They're ALSO from The New Batch.
tommyt1971 2 years ago
"open a window."
Ben1977820 2 years ago
..."The weather out there is hot and shitty"...sounds like the forecast for Houston,Tx.
LGLG69 2 years ago 45
Or cold and shitty like now
1epic1 2 years ago
@LGLG69 HAHAHAHAHAHA....for reals
cinderella1976 7 months ago
@LGLG69 No, Chicago, IL in the summer.
1BlubeTube 2 months ago