My father always blamed his farts on our invisible animals so one day i was sitting in the living room with my brother and my dad farted and he said "did u see that there was an elephant under my chair" so my brother was stupid enough to look for it so when my mom came in she says "UGHH whats that smell" and my brother said "mom there is an elephant under dads chair" so she said "did you see it " he replied saying "no but it lifted him up about 2 feet"
It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ and my brother, Russell, thought that his name was Dammit. "Dammit, will you stop all that noise?" And, "Jesus Christ, sit down!" One day, I'm out playing in the rain, and my father yelled, "Dammit will you get back in here!" I said, "Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!"
BTW there's another routine he made after this one I think in other show that goes almost the same but now he has a brother called "dammit", if someone finds it let me know plz or post it.
Classic humor!!
digvidguy 3 months ago
Boy asks his mother: "Mom, does Jesus use our bathroom?"
Mother says, "No, why?"
Boy says, "Because I heard Dad knocking on the door saying, 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'"
MichaelBrookham 6 months ago
parents should be nicer.
greenghost2008 6 months ago
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MichaelBrookham 7 months ago
Haha, so we watched this in class todayy.(:
2016Rock 10 months ago
What episode is this bit from?
seankemp76 1 year ago
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RIP Bill Cosbo
enzothebaker9 1 year ago
@enzothebaker9 Hes still alive o.o
LwPsMusic 11 months ago
@enzothebaker9 'es not dead yet you maroon.
GrigoriZhukov 6 months ago
Wasn't there another one where he thought his brother's name was "dammit?"
Trendkillertrendy 1 year ago
My father always blamed his farts on our invisible animals so one day i was sitting in the living room with my brother and my dad farted and he said "did u see that there was an elephant under my chair" so my brother was stupid enough to look for it so when my mom came in she says "UGHH whats that smell" and my brother said "mom there is an elephant under dads chair" so she said "did you see it " he replied saying "no but it lifted him up about 2 feet"
12DallasCowboys1 1 year ago 2
If Cosby died, the friggin' martians would know about it
Schragmeister 1 year ago
lol this is funny lol
ilovesparta0123 1 year ago
hey sykosis check your facts...Bill Cosby is NOT dead yet
lordraider74 1 year ago 11
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RIP Bill Cosby 1937-2010
Sykosis310 2 years ago
@Sykosis310 hes not dead
Kristykid123 1 year ago
@Sykosis310 You are a retard
startug 1 year ago
My dad says "Jesus Christ" just like Bill Cosby lol I just realized that
leastwedigeachother 2 years ago
Oh, did this ever bring back memories. Thanks for posting!
AdrienneAce 2 years ago 2
wasnt there a better version of this?
GlassTapperOfScania 2 years ago
It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ and my brother, Russell, thought that his name was Dammit. "Dammit, will you stop all that noise?" And, "Jesus Christ, sit down!" One day, I'm out playing in the rain, and my father yelled, "Dammit will you get back in here!" I said, "Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!"
zmoney94 3 years ago 49
lol i love dis
zmoney94 3 years ago
i think this skit is better in bill cosby himself
yuctownstar 3 years ago
omg....i luv that...i thought my name was that too....lol.....and then it was godd dammn it
jennluvsmcr 3 years ago
very good one.
BTW there's another routine he made after this one I think in other show that goes almost the same but now he has a brother called "dammit", if someone finds it let me know plz or post it.
grimlock047 3 years ago 2
youtube search bill cosby parents
drummer703 3 years ago 2
thanks, I didn't know on which show/routine was it.
watch?v=Mtkjii0h7Jc @~6:30
(btw I was wrong, seems that that one is older.)
grimlock047 3 years ago
Search for "Dad, my name is Jesus Christ"
jedieco23 2 years ago
gracias
grimlock047 2 years ago
LOLZ i remember this
i dead laughing at this part
SamIAmxoxox123 3 years ago
This is awesome, thanks for posting!!!!
gocards1982 3 years ago