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  • best president ever

  • sure.........................

  • loving the smile microexpression at 0:08

  • actually to meet the eyes of the very person spinning the tale, and then refuting it: he could very well have been telling the truth. But we know better. That aside. President Clinton, wish you could run this year but it seems a person's personal sexual escapades have a profound impact on national security. Meanwhile, Obama signs on the Patriot Act, NDAA, FEMA, etc. dun dun dun...Bill Clinton or RonPaul2012!! :)

  • At leaste he didn't use the teleprompter to lie

  • "I did not have sexual relations with --THAT WOMAN"-- (his eyes focusing on the one woman in the room he did not have relations with)...(cont.)--"Monica Lewinsky..."

    If he were telling the truth, he would have said straight to the camera:

    "I did not have sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky!"

    It was a flat-out lie...period! Making up excuses for him is just pathetic.

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  • he almost kept it believable untill the end his eyes gave him up

  • Bill did not sleep with her HE WAS UP ALL NIGHT

  • FPSMcDuck?

  • PEDRO POUBLON EE MIJ IER GESTUURD GOT IT GRTZ MAGICSKB

  • Why can't a hard working president be entitled to HEAD once in while in the WHITE HOUSE? Besides it was her choice ..Bill did not coerce or force anyone..So in the light of that statemtn..

    Bill: I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN..

    Press: But you received HEAD? Isnt head sex ?

    Bill: Head is not SEX. .Its foreplay, And I need to go back to work let me get back to work..for the American People...Thank ya

  • who cares if he got blowed. Hes a fucking human being for gods sake...

  • better to have blow jobs than no jobs.

  • Lol, he's a good liar

  • @Porkincarnate I disagree. I thought he was a good president, but I can see the lie in his face between 'with that woman' and 'Miss Lewinski'. Around 0:07. I can see the lie.

  • I miss Clinton's joke of a presidency back in the 90's.

    :/

  • He did not exhale either

  • I have to laugh every time i hear this. Happy anniversary.

  • She blowed him, but she didn't liked it and didn't swallowed.

  • All said and done. One of the best presidents we have had, we were all riding the gravy train when he was president. sigh

  • Don't bust that nut yet!

  • He got 9 blowjobs but never had intercourse.

  • Doesn't matter had sex

  • Clinton lied on this, ok, I think this affair was part of his privacy. However I am still waiting to see Bush's massive destruction weapons in Irak.

  • all she did was smoke his cigar haha

  • technically he didn't have sexual relations with her, he stuck his dick in her mouth. no penetration.

  • @t1mTV That is sexual relations you fucking moron

  • killer of young children, a war criminal.

  • So... Who else was brought here by Dave Chapelle?? LOL

  • Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Bill Clinton and the oral office.

  • her pussy says otherwise lmao

  • You can see it in his eyes that he's lying. Notice how he points straight but looks left, why can't he look straight. And also the way he shakes his head when saying 'never' as if he's trying to reassure himself pshehh!!

  • also, want politician isn't scoring with a hooker or some chick on the side? 

  • don't be so modest clinton; you're the people's champ! we all love the fact that you got head in the office. the only blowjob we didn't like was the one between bush and cheney.

  • BJ Clinton

    That's Bill Jefferson Clinton

  • Oh good ole Clinton. Hated him as president, but there is something likeable about him, No Homo

  • Still better than Nobama, taking more vacations than any other president ,so he got a blowy.

  • Of course there's a victoria secret pop-up during this video.

  • Microexpressions...

  • @TheDinoist what you mean by this

  • @weapons33 microexpressions tell if you're lying. Bill is defanitly lying!

  • I used to be president. Till I took a receptionist to the penis

  • @96Steven14 ohohoh!! is funny because is making fun of skyrim!

  • bla bla

  • Interestingly enough many people do not consider blow jobs to be sexual relations.

  • "I didn't have sexual relations with that woman" but she did suck my dick !!!!! Lol

  • @IMAROLLINSTONE95 loool, she got it all wrong, he thought he had food poisoning, that day, so he asked her to sack his cook.

  • Are the same people defending Clinton hunting Cain's women down like dogs?

  • Where in the Constitution does it require that the President have to testify under oath on whether or not he was getting his nuts sucked? Kennedy had Monroe, even Benjamin Franklin never left a pub without being drunk carrying a girl in each arm. I think Bush, who let the united states take on $8 trillion in debt and let an enormous amount of scandals happen during his presidency should be forced to testify under oath, not clinton.

  • @matser08 well said, Bravo!! Not to mention, americans are very smug about a democracy when Bush is nothing more than inheritor to Bush pere. I hear people mentioned yet ANOTHER Bush is running for president.  All of them bought and paid for.

  • lad!

  • kassem g!!

  • @themisteronetwo same here, lol

  • so the crazy republicans are STILL harping on this event that took place before most of us were born? For my opinion, I think that Bill Clinton is the best president of the United States for at least 75 years or maybe much longer

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  • sure you didnt ;-)

  • like this comment if Dave Chappelle made you re-watch this video

  • @chamataka hahahah, epic

  • @chamataka lmao!

  • Pathological liar in chief.  Hahaha!

  • cat daddy

  • i did not lie to the american people because american presidents dont lie on worldwide television

  • lmao

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  • Even a Democratic President who got blown in the office and lied about it left office with a MUCH higher approval rating than the last three Republican Presidents to leave office. That tells you something, doesn't it??? Republican Presidents are so bad that they can't even beat, in the public's mind, a liar. America got the fact that he was human, and were able to forgive a lie to save his marriage, over war mongerers and human right's violators. 

  • @mlc2005 Granted, Bill Clinton was a lot more conservative than either Bush was. Democrats have a curiously better track record on free market issues: Carter deregulated beer and Clinton cut welfare. Compare that to Bush, who centralized education and spent more on regulators than any predecessor since Reagan. Clinton may be more Republican than Bush was, but it begs the question why Democrats are liberals instead of libertarians.

  • @Madfoot713 Congress and Clinton cut welfare.

  • @cljauvtis Right. Your point?

  • @Madfoot713 Just put Clinton cut welfare did not include the GOP congress =)

  • @cljauvtis Which doesn't change my point.

  • @Madfoot713 OK =) All if good we both are saying the same thing I was just being silly with details my bad

  • When will we stop having crappy presidents. Ron paul 2012

  • Yes, people are saying big deal. So, if that is the case, why is the media all over Cain for No Names/No faces allegations? 50 Stories in 3 days compared to 7 total about Clinton and his roaming penis. You are the same people who think the OWS dirty, jobless (by choice) pigs are doing a good thing..... Idiots.

  • @mygrayarea1 You have a pretty short memory if you think that. You couldn't open up a paper during this guy's presidency without seeing it. I've never even heard of the herman cain incident you're refering to, so who's really the idiot here?

  • Haha Bill, you lie through your teeth. Bill Clinton is a draft-dodging serial adulterer and a pathological liar; a man who disgraced the Oval Office of the presidency. Terrible role model for the young people in this country. They need a leader who exemplifies strong moral character.

    It's amazing to me, with lie after lie, scandal after scandal, sexual harrassment charge after sexual harrassment charge and people still like this man. Unbelievable.

  • Bush: drove up national debt, start two wars, pissed everyone else in the world off and contributed to financial crisis. Nothing happens

    Clinton: paid down debt, created surplus and presides over the longest economic boom in decades. Impeached over a blowjob.

    Some Americans need to get their priorities straight.

  • @ld871111 >implying everyone doesn't hate bush

    >implying clinton wasn't a war hawk

  • @Madfoot713

    Clinton was clearly the better president, warhawk or not. Yet who got impeached?

  • @ld871111 Clinton got impeached, so obviously he was a better president. I love you logic.

  • @Madfoot713

    Did Clinton drive up national debt? Did Clinton put US into two ongoing wars? Did the economy come crashing down during his reign? Didn't think so. Yet he was impeached over a blowjob, while the guy that started an illegal war by lying, running illegal prisons around the world and screwed the economy isn't.

    I love your lack of common sense.

  • @ld871111 You're right. We never fought had illegal wars and prisons before Bush.

  • @ld871111 if it wasnt a big deal like you think it is, why did he lie to you, me, and the rest of america?

  • @Problems123 Because we're idiots who care more about sex scandals than actual policies. Look at Anthony Weiner and Herman Cain.

  • press 1 and three for i did sex with that woman

  • Spoken like a true P.I.M.P

  • I see his lips moving.

  • clinton was tha shit best president ever

  • Even Silvio Berlusconi, did a face palm!

  • Don't you just miss the 90s? When America's biggest problem was a president getting a blowjob?

  • @sirhumphrey01 yep another suburban white kid who has literally no problems at all..maybe the 90s and life for you has been a breeze rich boy but others worry about more than a blowjob..fuckin dumbass.

  • @Nconte1944 I am not white, not rich, nor did I grow up in the suburbs. And yes I did have problems in the 90s. It's a joke dumbass. And I'm sure whatever issues you had in the 90s, life is SOOOOO much better right now. Fuck off tool.

  • @sirhumphrey01 You really think life in 1993 was better than 2011?

  • @Nconte1944 racist

  • @sirhumphrey01 its not the fact that he had sex in the oval office and cheated on his wife (which in itself is awful and cowardly especially for the president) but he lied to America on tv. He is a coward and a liar and not what being a president is all about

  • @USC110 You can always tell when politicians are lying, their lips move. Some lie about their sex lives, others lie about the imminence of WMDs and lead our country into a trillion dollar war resulting in thousands of American deaths and hundreds of thousands of total deaths. You be the judge of which lie is more awful.

  • Definitely looks like he's lying 

  • The classics ! :D

    Best moment in the history of news ... and the most entertaining !

  • gotta love the internet

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  • @MrWaddefak He did not get "fired" for that (firstly, an Impeachment is when you are Accused, not Fired) also, at the Impeachment trial, he was found innocent even though he confessed and she also provided evidence. And another thing, He would not have got impeached for that reason, he was tried for charges of lying to congress and the American people on national television, which again he was found innocent and kept his position as President.

  • @stargirlfrost93 i guess i misunderstood. thank you for clearing up

  • you a lie

  • Anyone else brought here by Sam and Max?

  • we miss u bill Clinton u were the best president ever in my lifetime. i wish u were back in office these idiots in congress r lazy and fucked up. we need u back 2 organize them again. we need u back even if u did slept with Monica Lewinsky and didnt get caught

  • Wiped the smirk off his face during the impeachment trial,didn't he?

    What a liar...he is a sociopathic liar.

  • Thank you, Bill, for making me wish you would just resign to save the dignity of the office of President of the United States. Of course, who could have seen George W. Bush coming?

  • Doesn't Matter Had Sex! ...ual relations with that woman

  • Look, it's mayo from a sandwich, it's not what you think.

  • By that woman , he meant Hilary

  • i believe him! he just got head! thats it. no sexual relations! :)

  • why did he look right at one moment, what do u think, the answer is cause he is not telling the truth . :)

  • Better liar than Bush!

  • @itachi155

    bullshit, it was obvious he's lying. look at him look at his feet when he finishes talking. fucking obvious

  • eye no it's Mr. Roark N-O-T Misses Monica Lewinsky . . . MO-KKKAY!!!

  • "why are you lying to me?"

  • 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman, she did not inhale' :D

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  • this whole thing that he did seems like it would happen on a sitcom.

  • Bill Clinton raped Juanita Brodrick, sexually assaulted Kathleen Willey, and exposed himself to Paula Jones and Liberal women would still vote for him...hypocrites!

  • "MONICA,MONICA,LITTLE BLUE DRESS AND L KNOW ABOUT THOSE CIGARS TO"

  • I wonder what Al Gore thought about Clinton after this. xD

  • Okay so if he didnt have sexual relations with this women than why was his sperm on her dress? Hmmm explain.

  • This is unfair. Bush waged war on Iraq claiming it had 'weapons of mass destruction' and killed hundreds and thousands of people just for the oil. Yet he doesn't even come close to impeachment. Clinton on the other hand was a great president. Just because he got involved with a woman, he nearly got impeached. What a miscarriage of justice.

  • @happyjolly77able Oil? We did not get any oil from Iraq. Most of it went into China and Russia after the 2003 invasion of Iraq. We did not get one drop of oil barrael from there. To say it's for oil is stupid, absurd, and the most ridiculous thing i ever heard in my life. Plus the WMDs intel that Bush had came SOLELY from the Clinton administration. Everyone believed that they had WMDs. Everyone even the UN. Bush Jr. and Congress believed it. It's not the same as the Lewisky scandal.

  • @Hperman09 Oil is a valid reason. The oil price went up tremendously after the Iraq war. Why else would they attack that little country when they knew it didn't possess weapons of mass destruction?

  • @happyjolly77able Saying it's for oil is absurd, stupid, and ridiculous, the most insulting thing i ever heard and it's based on question-beg fallacy. If we REALLY want the oil, we could have been friends with Saddam in the 1990s, lift the UN sanctions, and buy oil contracts from him instead of bombing the hell out of Iraq in the no-fly zones in 1992-2003. And we would have cheap oil prices now if we had steal the oil.

  • @Hperman09 Saying its for oil is not 'absurd, stupid, and ridiculous.' Oil was a big motive for the Iraq war because of the big companies that help to finance Bush's election campaigns would benefit greatly from having access to one of the world's greatest oil reserves. Do you think the big military/defense/arms co-operations that help to drive America will just sit back and get oil peacefully? NO! A war would help them to generate huge amounts of profit. Also Iraq NEVER was a threat.

  • @TheAsil91 Pffft, your whole comment is stupid and dumb. Yet you provide no proof we took the oil. If we took the oil, we would have made friend with Saddam and but it oil from him in the 1990s rather than bombing the hell out of him in 1992-2003. your question are based on fallacy. Unless you spend time in Iraq. please keep you mouth shut.

  • @Hperman09 What you are saying is absurd, ridiculous and hilarious. HAHAHAAHAH. What a troll

  • @Hperman09 Actually my brother has served in Iraq, so don't fucking tell me to keep mouth. You obviously believe everything the government wants you to believe. Well then, that is fine with me. Now keep your opinions to yourself because they I find them very trivial.

  • @TheAsil91 the top iraq oil we get is from Nigeria and Canada, AS the matter of fact, we get oil from mostly from Mexico, Nigeria, and Canada.

  • -after he goes inside the oval office-

    "Hey Lewinsky... get yo fat ass booty over here, time for you to suck my billy willy ;D.."

  • @Spicymelonsauce congrats, i loled

  • Lewinksy was a jewish woman sent in to catch Clinton up in whats called a honey trap. Clinton wasnt completely going along with the agenda, that is, what the 'shadow govt' behind the scenes decides and sets forth. He was a womanizer so they sent in a half decent looking chick to set him up and bring about his downfall.

    Check out how much money was spent on his impeachment, and then look and see how much was spent on 'investigating' 9/11.

    They impeach him but not Bush?? Lol. whata joke.

  • offgaurd and like anyone lie about it. This was a shameful act by the republicans with the intent to incite their holyroller base and get out the vote. You fools need toworry about your own moral shortcomings and when you get them in order then you can criticize others. Bill Clinton was the best president in modern times. His weakness for women is nobodys business but his and Hilarys .

  • Starr was investigating the Whitewater "Scandal" . He went to congress and told them he could find no evidence of the Clintons being involved in any wrongdoing and, that they appeared to be only invested in the co. He did however find out Clinton was fucking his intern. Clinton not being bound by law to answer questions about whitewater decided to anyway and went to answer their questions. They asked him about his affair that had nothing to do with Whitewater knowing he would be caught

  • You people here overlook the real problem. He lied under oath. It's an impeachable offense. Besides, Bill was married........that's called cheating. Don't you people have any morals? So quick to let slick willy off the hook.

  • @106media Lets look at the pros and cons of what he did.

    Pros:

    No war

    Stable Economy

    Not every country hated us

    Could play saxophone

    And was in the theme song of Animaniacs(That alone makes him awesome.

    Cons:

    Cheated on his wife.

    That was his personal life he did an amazing job helping this country and one affair that makes him a bad guy? Besides EVERYONE lies thats impossible to deny.

  • Who cares if he did have sex with tht women everyone has sex atleast there were jobs when Clinton was president

  • Kinda dumb that people were mad at him for getting a BJ in the Oval Office. He's the fucking president of the united states. If I was the president I'd be having nightly orgies on the white house roof and selling the videos to buy cocaine.

  • @Taraalcar That's more than likely why you aren't and he was...

  • Clinton was a brilliant president and his personal life should not have been made a spectacle. His presidential gains more then make up for everything that happened.

  • If I was the president first thing Id do is break in the oval office. With whoever is moderately attractive and on hand.

  • in history we learnned today that he NEVER had sex with the woman.....but he did do "other" things

  • @dearpsychonaut My thoughts exactly

  • WHEN HE MADE THAT SPEECH I WAS WORKING MAKING $120,000.00 ANNUAL SALARY. IN 2008 LOST MY JOB AND NOW WORKING FOR UPS MAKING MIN WAGE. I MISS THE CLINTON ERA. JOBS WERE FIGHTING FOR COLLEGE GRADS AT THE TIME.

  • Why do people make big deals about having sex I mean everybody gets horny on those kind of days

  • I'd do her

  • the very day he said that my dad told me about sex. lol. no joke. i was 8.

  • @kb198909 glad i'm not the only one

  • The president should've had an affair w/a playmate or penthouse pet rather than Monica Lewinsky.

  • I did however go to e3club.com where they offer thousands of products......

  • Best lie in the history of the U.S!

    I Love BiLL clinton!

  • @chitosworld010 not at all. He is a terrible liar. Look in his eyes as he says that.

  • @chitosworld010

    "I Love BiLL clinton!"

    ^^^ Thats a lie too! :P

  • @chitosworld010

    you love a Liar. you are Such a tool

    i HATE LIARS

  • Reminds me of Frank Caliendo "...I am not here!" "What is here anyway isn't it just there without a T?"

  • JFK would have been so proud!

  • I still really liked him as a president even though I'm a republican....

  • I believe him she is the one that had sexual relations with him!!!!! lol

  • he smokes to many doobies