Martian Virus - Man Marries a Pillow(ENG subbed) [5/5]

[hithummah]

this kind of shit would not happen if anime characters look like real ASIAN..

[tsukushiryuechi]

I loled when the dress was suffocating her mouth

[rockienhopper]

okay i hope japanese people actually make a robot or a human sized doll of Fate for this guy.... at least wearing wedding dress on them would be better than a freaking cushion.....

[VCFofficial]

Damn you Dan Kim!

[YumeinaDude]

Man, I truly admire his courage. This guy is really something.

[PhrinFire2]

Well...This is the most interesting shit i have ever seen in a LOOOOONG time...I`ll be honest if i know where he is now, I wanna support this dude...AND STRANGLE HIS MIND!!! HE HAVE GONE INSANE!!! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH

[clrndalvare]

Look dad the end of civilization!

[lulubeloo]

This is proof that the real world simply sucks balls. This guy didn't just escape in his universe,he's the fucking Mayor of his Imagination.

[Eternalsummersong]

Lol! Oh dear me.....

[MrBigBinz]

Soo.. I wonder what happened to this guy.

[legendarypho]

So essentially that pillow has been a cum dumpster for the past 6 years?

Fuck I'd burn my hand if I touched that shit

[cardioland]

aw this is really sad.

[hyenapeptic]

This isn't half as bad as those girls who obsessively devote themselves to celebrities like Justin Bieber, this is actually sort of cute

[MrMaskhead]

idol worshiper

[deiu9999]

i felt sorry for him, I`m sure he doesn`t think clearly, he must be suffering by something :(

[OpenTheTrollGate]

@anigamii i married my left hand

[OpenTheTrollGate]

@anigamii it's more pratical

[Myumeful]

I'll marry Zero from Vampire Knight then lol.

[PunkBuster123]

marry a gameboy or pillow?

[RetardShittyMan]

What a faggot!

[DMG125]

Ya'll know that as Japan advances in robotics and in the US someone develop a sexbot (seriously, there is already a robot designed for sex, just search Roxxxy), marrying a fictional character in the form of a robot is not longer going to be "if" but "when".

[GodzillaCO]

@DMG125 I can't wait

[kanatapaw]

i can see her undies, dude cover her up a bit more xD

[UniquEnegma]

it would have been funny if the pillow said no to the proposal

[misery2951]

LOL

[ChidoriPWN3R]

4:37 HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNGGGGGG

[kanatapaw]

well this pillow was worth the money

i think this pillow has the best life ever :D

[PhreakyNerdy]

OMG He said "Guam or Hawaii!" XD

[KousAB10]

I guess I'm kinda being a hypocrite for laughing at this guy, since i play Harvest Moon games all the time and draw fanart... But I've never fantasized about ACTUALLY marrying the characters... They've always just been a "d'awww" moment for me. I kinda feel sorry for the guy. Sooner or later, he'll regret this.

[mrspamer1]

i rather prefer real pussy than fake pussy...don't you?

[DjScudMissile]

There is a Jeffrey Dahmer video in related...

[BuriedWithHipHop]

I like how they started playing Boyz II Men around the end

[DarkoBandito]

What's the song at 3:57?

[allannn]

Cut the guy some slack. If theres someone to blame its society. If you can't find a place for yourself in this world that forces you to be stereotype then might as well go and delve in and live in your own world. This guy has my respect. He's courageous enough to look past what people think of him and just lives a happy life the way he wants it specially in this kinda messed up world we live in.

I for one has judged him to be strange but give him a little bit of credit.

[SaLeNaChAn]

@allannn yes

[kira4769]

@allannn yea true that its the japanese that made this fuked shit.

[kanatapaw]

@kira4769

its normal over there though

[kira4769]

@kanatapaw than why is this on a talk show? are u retarted just like him?

[EyrieKun]

There are circumstances that affects people's life. He will always got a boner whenever he removes the pillowcase. LMAO.

[supershmap]

where can i find a kotori shriakawa pillow...

jk

im not even into anime this much

how dose it...uh..she cook

[supershmap]

got to give him credit tho hes really playing the martyr for all the other people who are into anime THAT way

[FionaGureden]

he's brave

[lllTwist]

CDGmaboroshi, I thank you from the bottom of my heart for providing me with 45 minutes of pure ROFLOLOLOL.

And although it's hilarious, it's also sad as hell seeing someone down to that level.

If a guy like this lived here I would pay him a hooker or something... Seriously. This is just too much, even worst than marrying a DS game character.

[kanatapaw]

well he is not causeing anyone halm

pluss there are stranger people in the world

there is a man who loves to make love to his moterbike, and a man who own 200 sex dolls

and a man in japan who marryed his ds

notice its all men, i wonder what the women do to find a lover who is not human xD

[LamiaEra]

I'm a very open-minded person & because of that, have absolutely no problem with this. All that matters is that he's happy. Who are we to judge?

[Notebookwriter1]

@masharcool123 : Sometimes tough love is what's needed to ground someone back into reality. These guys were only trying to help him, and I hope in the future he gets the help he needs, and stops being afraid of real women.

[7blueice7]

-this poor guy probably got rejected many times

[gahtzuah]

1:28

The pillow's character is Fate from Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha.

[blodynair]

Taichi Takashita Marries Mikuru

[animefan388]

u know wat can fix this kid? some drugs and music should do the trick

[kanatapaw]

@animefan388

sends you to an erly grave though

[kurosaisu]

LOOOL when I looked in the mirror, I had a face full of pity , no joke.

[weareoneperson2]

There's no reson to feel sorry for him he is happy whith how things are and even if it is a mental problem you can still feel happens

[Kisama100]

I think he might have a mental problem with girls, because I think he fears that some girls will reject him or cheat on him where a body pillow don't . By watching this show I feel sorry for him being like this.

[PedroMarques999]

Guys, This is serious I wont say I didn laugh my ass off watching this, specially when he hosts are so funny, but dude...this boy needs help!

His parents should take him o a hospital...

[bolle25]

First, thank you for the great translation.

Secondly maaaaan this guy broke me down. At first I felt really sad for him. I still can't believe I watched this whole episode and after time his interviews changed my mind to "well, it's his desicion :)".

Thank god reality got me back. He's a jerk for beeing serious about this whole thing.

[SujunCho]

THE LEE LINAGE IS BROKEN!!! LOLSSS

aw man that's funny,

well as dirty or perverted as this may sound, it doesn't matter who he falls in love with because he has that special connection to that character, at least he's not the type who goes for others since if you see all his dedication into buying all the merchandise of that one character. Parents won't be able to understand the complexity of this relationship, other ppl can scoff at him, but as long as he is happy then it's cool. :P

[HoogleZ]

Parents find the pillow dirty and thought it would be nice to wash the damn thing. Then the dude comes home finding the pillow in the washing machine and he'll go shouting "YOU'RE DROWNING HER!!".

[pinksugarmoon]

I find this really sad to watch. Even though I think he is WEIRD... I also think it is not nice of the people in the show to make fun of him like that.

[MrsShadowBroker]

@pinksugarmoon May as well show him how it is.

[FeelFree3]

I need further explaination about the having two daugters part. I want him to explain how you get 2 daughters. By having sex with fate the pillow?!!

[MrsShadowBroker]

@FeelFree3 Rape the voice actor? That'll be the next step when he's older and needs more - kidnapping!

[Keeehar]

@MrsShadowBroker Or cut her open to let Fate out. Anyway, the music from Kikujiro may have just been ruined for me.

[SujunCho]

@FeelFree3

....plushies? :'D orr digital sprites? the world is known for strange possibilities, LOLS

[SOSHaruhi101]

"What would it feel like for you to marry a real life person?"

"I still don't have much interest in that thought..."

"The Lee Linage is completely ruin *dies*"

[maryechan]

The pillows NOT have soul, but, Fate is AWESOME!

[dog155065]

Me rather marry to car example ferrari testarossa not fate testarossa

[HarukaGum]

They should totally ask the creators of that anime/manga on how they feel about this... I would want to know their reactions!

[dog155065]

Agreed i am also curious about their reactions!!!!!!!!!!!!

[snipermagoo]

@HarukaGum

They wouldn't answer. They have enough problems with Fate's (gay) relationship in the show and having to dance around that all the time because of their stupid fanbase. This 'she's my wife' thing is a huge section of their profit base.Drag some 3D guy into it? Shitstorm.

I wish I were joking.

[MonsterrSnii]

he's gonna regret those 6 yrs someday. i feel bad for him -.-

[Morningstar91]

Ive never felt such disgust for another human being in my life. If I saw him on the street I would tear that fucking pillow to shreds.

[straikychan]

@Morningstar91 totally fucking mega ultra /sign

[dog155065]

Ha Ha Ha me watched 5-6 times also find it so funny.Maybe me can marry my favourite anime character makoto kino ha ha ha joking.For me my future wife is a car with a single or twin turbos with around 250hp or more.Once again thank you for the english sub title.

[TheShehan123]

@dog155065 Makoto Kino from Sailor Moon series? :o

[dog155065]

Yes, makoto kino from sailormoon series.But, to me all this is just a joke.I wouldn't do what is featured in this clip. Because i treat her as my favorite female anime character and i believe she belongs to anybody who is a fan of her.For average anime fans like me(not crazy shiptaku featued in this clip).We all hope that our favourite anime character would be popular around the world that all!!!.So your favourite female anime character?.

[TheShehan123]

@dog155065 Well Im a girl, but I like Edward Erlic :P and favorite Female characters.....Sailor Moon characters, Ryoko Okami

[dog155065]

Anyway i prefer cars to woman.

[nuriko001]

alot of us have been 'marrying fictional characters in this generation. He just takes it to the next step. Why wouldn't you want to marry someone who is perfect in your eyes and will never hurt you? Real people can be tricky and manipulative...plus, we live in such a disconnected world..

at least we know that one lucky gal won't be getting spousal abuse in south korea;)

[FeelFree3]

@nuriko001 I do believe the main cause of people marrying to anime characters is they don't trust majority of real people respect or treat them well.

[GoldDougie]

@nuriko001 It wont work out because of NO SEX

[esc4all]

@nuriko001 you must be sh*tting me...

seriously,a PILLOW can be someone's ideal mate?if you don't know how to handle a girl it's better to marry something that doesn't live?wow

actually,no...it's better that people like these will never reproduce :)

[maxman2324]

@nuriko001 marrying fictional characters is the same as marrying yourself..

if you marry some pillow that will never hurt you that makes you a coward and a weak idiot that cant face reality and fight your way to the top of your own expectations.. that guy is just taking the easy way for himself because he is too weak and stupid to try and change the way he lives.. he chooses to create an illusion on top of reality to make life easier for himself and that what makes him wrong.

[kanatapaw]

@nuriko001

ya think possative :D

someone marryed there moter bike i herd xD

[Diathorus]

I love these Asian people :P

[rmonica777]

Y'know, there's a line between devotion and obsession.

I have a 2D waifu. I love her. And... I'm not someone to say what people can or can't do, especially if it satisfies them. I hope him and Fate stay strong.

Something does feel a little off, but... who knows. Stranger things have happened.

Thanks for subbing all five parts of this, CDG, some of the most interesting stuff I've seen on youtube recently.

[TheDarkThoughtHP]

man i clearly had nothing to say about this...=_=;

fate-chan~ Dx

[MeteoraXV]

I wonder how long it takes before some gang beats him up on the streets and rips his pillow

[dog155065]

ha ha ha very funny!!!!!!!!!!.Thank you for the english subs.He is more crazy than sal9000.For me i rather remain single than marrying a anime character!!!!!!!!.

[TheBirdWithoutWings]

I rlly don't get what's so funny about this if he is happy and she is aswell then there is no problem. If it rlly is love then I am happy for them.

I can kinda relate cuz I am in love with Syaoran from cardcaptors and tsubasa and I hope that he loves me too

Altough I have never told anyone I always say I love syaoran but nobody believes me so I am glad that there is someone else like me with the courage to express how he feels and is not ashamed about it either

[TheDarkThoughtHP]

@TheBirdWithoutWings but i dont think that she gonna be happy <_<

[kanatapaw]

@TheBirdWithoutWings

bless your heart

im toterly in love with a idol and people think its an obession but i really care about this persion! but hmm cartoon charaters are kinda odd but i respect you :D

if i had to like a charater it would be this white hair dude from fatal frame 2

[ImSamStarscream]

I don't see why it's so hilariously funny o.O

It's his choice.

[touji192]

Thanks for countless minutes of amusement CDG :D

[HARUHlIST]

This is so fucking funny.

[dude176AAA]

Whenever I feel down or depressed, I'm always going to remember there are other losers out there far worse than me whenever I see this shit on youtube. Woe for humanity.

Anyways thanks for your hard work translating all this.