Whose Line: Puberty Hoedown

[scottabreitbarth]

When I was a young boy, my body started to change,

And as I kept getting older, I started feeling strange.

I went out to a school dance and then I saw a girl,

And then I saw her booty and it TOTALLY ROCKED MY WORLD!

[riskova7]

I wonder what it is like, this thing called Puberty

I wonder when it will happen, to someone like me

Will it be a hellish time or will it be like heaven?

Just hurry up and drop by balls cause now Im 37!

[ViperActive666]

Puberty was awkward, some people bullied me,

I wasn't really strong, it's really plain to see,

But one time in the showers, they didn't turn to mock,

They just stood in awe, as I have a ten inch cock .

[sterellabobella]

@KeniSing93 Lololol! But true, It's not fair... );

[KeniSing93]

When I got my first period, it didn't go too well

The bloating and the cramps made me feel like I was in Hell

When my guy friends complained I told them to cut it out,

Their voices got higher, but my uterus was falling out!

[topcrop62]

I need to stop watching these vids and do my homework

But i cant stop from seeing these geinuses at work

I wonder what kind of grade ill, but that im not sure

I guees I can write an essay on Whose Line for American literature

[MrSchisho]

I hate puberty, my acne's really bad

And trying to have sex, well, that's the latest fad

I just look at porno and then I get an erection

And if I miss the tissue, hell, it's good for my complexion

[Stormcat1]

My boobs started sprouting the day I turned ten

It's one of those times I would do-over again

Today my shoulder ache and I have trouble with my back

But none of that bothers me, cause I've got an awesome rack!

[Aqua311]

Is Colin speaking from personal experience? His face seemed so sincere.

[ThyDisciple13]

Greg's unaired version was better

[thegreatninjaman]

forty two years oooolllldddd

[rabidninja]

lol drews delivery was painful

[xIntoThePitx]

This would of been a good one for Chip

[freakyandsqueaky]

Drew kinda messed up :S

[rococonroll]

when i was a teenager i went to a school dance

i saw a girl, went up to her, and she said "nice pants."

in puberty, you might go bald like Colin - that's not good,

also, just so you know, you can get poo from food!

[ItzShelby1]

I believe Ryan's verse is predicting the future of Justin Bieber.

[EnlightenmentChariot]

I like how greg and drew are bobbing their heads after colins part

[jblucchi2]

i feel bad for ryan, he hated these. he had to sing last because he couldnt think of lyrics very fast

[Qldroarfan94]

Thanks for ruining the song with the top rated comments

[amnthorn]

🎶 cause of pimples on my face but now there in my ass🎶 XD

[SPIKEwillKILL]

Drew just fucking sucks! and he always squeezes himself into some sketched and fucks everything up.

[Themaniacnextdoor]

After drew says the pimples are on his ass, look at Greg. He looks so disturbed.

[LeeroyJenkinsstudio]

"It's kinda hard to talk about puberty without talkin' 'bout jerking off and stuff like that." -Ryan Stiles

[guineapiggirl400]

I love whose line

[Gambit1561]

Greg's blooper in the same voice,

When I was a young boy I thought I wouldn't change

And then as I got older, I started feeling strange

One day I was standing and then I saw a girl

And when I saw her booty,(Deep voice) It totally rocked my world.

[porpus99]

I go on youtube, to watch Whose Line

Then i noticed people like to rhyme

I really didn't get it, but then i learned the truth

They all come from the genius Colin Mockery

[oldfart387]

Is that a fuzzy lollipop behind Wayne?

[CrazyCrater13]

Lots of people in the world, oh they are quite mean

I always get made fun of for being 13

my mom tells me that ill grow up but I just dont believe her

If you havent guessed yet, my name is Justin Beiber

[SpL2388]

@CrazyCrater13 justin bieber isnt talented enough to rhyme like that

[CrazyCrater13]

@SpL2388 Thanks dude! :) if you liked that, you should check out my one on the going bald hoedown

[KG2794]

@CrazyCrater13 BEST COMMENT EVAA!!!

[CrazyCrater13]

@KG2794 thanks hahaha :)

[fall92baby]

At the end of Colin's verse you can see Drew and Brad nodding their heads in agreement

[Endaviour]

*squeeky voice*

I never noticed something about getting older,

nothing seemed to grow, not even my shoulder,

but when I asked a woman when the bus left in the rain,

*manly voice*

I asked her number because my puberty hit like a train.

[TheSnowWillowsShadow]

Puberty to me wasn't really a bother

But guys kept staring as my boobs got larger

They never look me in the eyes, that's not because I'm tall

If one more guy stares at my breasts I'll kick him in the balls

[TotalRetardedness]

i've been skinny since i was a little whelp

i'm not happy about it but its something i can't help

one day i took a pill to make me look meaner

but all i ended up with was a little wiener

[SorrowfulLesson]

Oh when I went through puberty I thought my life would end

I got five sizes bigger, grew all this hair, and lost my friends

There really wasn't anything that could truly prepare me

No one told me puberty would make me look like Drew Carey.

[HanoNano13]

thank you for the great comments about my hoedown! really helps the self esteem!!

[Aqua311]

Ryan isn't wrong. I always thought high school was life's way of preparing you for Hell.

[DumbassBoiis]

I havent hit puberty people stop and stare

But it doesnt bother me, I dont really care

And being immature can make me quite a diva

You probably guessed that my name is Justin Bieber

[rmiller415]

I went through puberty, when I was twelve years old

I couldn't help my self if truth be told

But even though I kept feeling quite forlorn

Thank god I discovered internet porn

[coolme1015]

0:28 no arms colin

[TuggersTeazer]

When I first hit puberty, I didn't know what to do,

I went to my mother, to find out what she knew.

But what she came up with, I never expected to see

For weeks on end, she poked fun at my fertility.

[zsbenzc280]

Greg sucks

[2tired2think2night]

@zsbenzc280 i think you meant to say drew.

[Pyrofusion15]

When I started bleeding, it was the scariest time of my life

I used many pads, it caused me so much strife

My mom says it's normal, but I don't agree

Because I'm a guy! WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!

[Nomis095]

@Pyrofusion15 OOOOOHHHHHH IDDY DIDDY DIDDY DIDDY DIDDY DIDDY DIDDY DYE!!!!

[BulletOwnzU]

@HanoNano13 That was horrible, don't even think of another hoedown ever

[DumbassBoiis]

@HanoNano13 That was the worst hoedown ive ever seen

[motrinman19]

drew Always pulls it together In the end.

[Qwepir]

what happened to the one where greg said how some girl's booty rocked his world

[jerrylawler08]

@Qwepir oh i just watched that it is a blooper that he wasnt aloud to use go to whose line is it anyway bloopers by medbe or someone u will see it

[tomaskraven]

i love making hoedowns, its such a fun thing to do

Just like painting white walls, with all my poo-poo

maybe you'll think, that this kinda lame

but what you haven't noticed, is that you just lost the game.

[animefangz]

lol this was on last night and it also had the thirteen nights of Halloween thing on during the hoedown although it looked different

[TwilightFanatic123]

They ALWAYS did a hoedown when Wayne was the winner...

[14greenboy14]

@TwilightFanatic123 No they also did world's worst

[pinkcowgirl2006]

I hated puberty, it was a living nightmare.

It seemed like everyone would always point and stare.

If they could see me now, they'd change their minds,

Now I've got a great rack and hard rock behind.

[MegaUnknown43]

i'm wearing sweat pants

[TheMrdudeguy101]

I like to grab my penis..I pull it all the time...

-Ryan-

[konoha92hero]

Puberty is something that is really weird

My body starts to change and now I'm growin a beard

I act differently and my voice is deeper

But at least I'm maturing unlike Justin Bieber

[crayonfish2]

Girls got the periods and everything u only get it once a month guys everyday in class erectil malfunction pitching a tent in jeans hurts lije heal and those low cut shirts dont help

[JeffHardyFan34567]

Watch out for puberty it really sucks

I'd rather be at the park petting ducks

My mom says it is normal

I hope I don't have a baby at a winter formal

Ok that sucked well i tried

[konoha92hero]

@JeffHardyFan34567 There is lots more hoedowns...you know what they say...If at first you don't succeed....try again =)

[psychoticchik]

i love that Colins is always a different tone then the rest of them!!

[ShinyGeodude]

After Colin's line, Greg and Drew were just looking at him and nodding, as if to say, "I hear ya, that is so true." Not the usual reaction, thought that was kinda funny.

[tumnuswitacor12]

@joeyhaas84 ur a fag thats not funny or clever at all

[KrackosStorm]

I'm going through puberty and it's really great,

'cause when it started I learned how to masturbate,

I do it all the time except when things get outta hand,

like that time I saw Drew Carry take off his pants

[freakyandsqueaky]

gregs screechy voice = yowza

[tenis993]

my puberty is hitting pretty bad

there is nothing i can do, i can only watch

i would stop it, if something i could do,

cuz i am tired of getting morning wood.

[BobbyTorborg]

i dont know why, but i think puberty is funny

maybe its because girls become a playhouse bunny

Its really quite hilarious, this chaos in great mass

thats until your Drew Carey, with pimples on your ass

[wobbawobba147]

ryan talking to colin after he finished "im only 41!"

[cablecar10]

How come all of Drew's verses end with butt or ass?

[bubbles322006]

@cablecar10 ends with ass

[estelgreenleaf]

Puberty really sucks, trust me I do know,

This is when girls seem to turn into a ho

The guys are just as not so good

they always seem to get wood

That was just bad. I'm sorry for inflicting my dirty mind upon you innocent people

[SuperChuckles19]

why do you all try this, hoedown thing when you suck

I wanna line you all up, and hit you with a truck

let me shine some light, on this situation like a lamp

if you dont quit trying, im guna give you a mushroom stamp

[erikavilez]

Puberty is such an odd and tough time

I recall as it being the worst time of my life

Just put one thing, to all things right before

When masturbating be sure to lock your door

[jrd1921]

I love Gregs voice. So funny

[Xonannsh]

Anyone ever notice that Wayne always seems to win?

[AllThatStuff96]

1:37 Thank you, Colin.

[LoveAj03]

i haven't been through puberty i guess it kinda sucks

no girls will play with me i guess i'm out of luck

im still into boy bands, they give me mighty fever

oh did i mention, my name is Justin Bieber

-Did you guys like mine?- LOL

[xPeacexLovexHarmonyx]

When I was younger things got really strange

I started to notice a lot on me has changed

I noticed that a lot of people looked at me and hurled

Because I had a beard even though I am a girl

[nodders07]

drew should just stop doing the hoedown he just stinks.

[JesterNlove]

Puberty was such a drag, i remember well.

Every day and through the night, my world was living hell!

People never understood why i was such a freak-

Could it be because i'm bleeding-out between my knees?!!

[moustachejoker99]

When I was thirteen, I felt something strange

All over my body, things started to change

The boys started looking at me, I really gave them a whirl

Well it sucks for them, cuz I actually like girls!

[Izlandzadi14]

@moustachejoker99 WOOHOOO!!

[shadowstorm1989]

Ryan shows yet again why he is the undisputed master of who's line.

[baller87532]

Going through puberty really sucked for me

i was always playing with my pee pee

i did make sure that no one was around

then i went down to play it was on the ground

[Dragonvale72]

At first i hated puberty, it was hard for me.

cramps, bloating and blood, can't you see.

Now it's not that bad, it's really quite a sinch.

Cuz now i have an excuse for being a b****!!!!!!!

(don't judge me. It really works when you're a girl. yes menstration is hard, but you have an excuse for pissing off at everyone and not have to be personally blamed.)

[hichixichifoeva]

Going through puberty, wasn't so bad for me

The only problems I had, you surely could see

Let me remind you I really had no qualms

But people sure did stare at my hairy palms

[LMBane08]

When i went through puberty, i loved my right hand

I didn't why, it was hard to understand

It was worse for my sister, listen up if you can

Cause when she went through puberty,she found out she was a man

[amv9615]

its funny, colin is never the winner when hoedowns and irish drinking songs. shocker

[Moonrise514]

Going through puberty, really is a bother.

I really can't believe that this happened to my father.

He gave me some advice that I will take to my grave.

"Remember son, Whatever you do you must resist the crave!"

[RaddaRaddaification]

Drew Carey, can't you see that your a tub of goo,

Oh my, High school must have been a hard time for you,

You got kicked out of home with no money in the bank,

I guess the only thing for you to do was go and have a wank.

[Thunderchin]

I had an easy time going through puberty

During that time I got into video gaming

Pick up the controller it's time to kick ass

But the worst part of all is I couldn't play in class

[pinkpanther61789]

going through puberty feels like being caught in a trap

hormones, zits, and cramps make you feel like crap

i really hated puberty, it made me turn out freaky

but at least the school id's make even the hottest boys look geeky!



[pinkpanther61789]

going through puberty feels like being caught in a trap

hormones, zits, and cramps make you feel like crap

i really hated puberty, it made me turn out freaky

but at least the school id's make even the hottest boys look geeky!

[soprano428]

Greg thought of his verse way too quickly. He must have had a rough time during puberty.

[nowhammies10]

Puberty's a hard one to do without talking about jerkin' off and stuff.

"I like to grab my penis, I pull it all the time..."

[/RyanStiles]

[FEARthexDino]

I hate Justin beiber he makes really mad

He also makes my dog really sad

When I see him sing I hurl

Cause he sings just like a girl

[bobbykatie0123]

Colin's face at 1:42 is HILARIOUS!(:

[MIZTERAWSOME2011]

I remember going through puberty for the very first time

I was just about ready to turn nine

Now I that I'm pregnant with a high fever

Oh fuck why i did i name my daughter Justin Bieber

[Rndmnz123]

I am a girl, going throught puberty

Its not fun for girls can't you see

Pads and tampons, are yucky yucky crap

Little girls bewear cuz puberty is a trap

[MaddyJKD]

@Rndmnz123 yucky crap indeed :P

[Rndmnz123]

@MaddyJKD Oh yes :/

[LaserDude333]

@Rndmnz123

That is horrible.

[Rndmnz123]

@LaserDude333 then why does it have 9 likes?! haha

[johnloves1098]

@Rndmnz123 very nice and clever.

one of the better ones i've read in the comments.

[Rndmnz123]

@johnloves1098 Haha thanks :D make sure to tell laserdude333 lol jk jk

[AutisticPersona]

@Rndmnz123 Nice

[Rndmnz123]

@AutisticPersona Thank you :P

[Raidfreak]

I've always been the kind of guy that liked an older lass,

I've had to keep that secret from girls in my own class,

It went really well until one caught me with another,

She was blown away when she saw it was her mother.

[edwardcullen62019011]

boys think the worst part of life is puberty

i am a girl so its really horrible for me

i get something that makes life really hard

and if you mention it in a comment ill make u eat raw lard

[chocolateislife5000]

I have really small balls

Theyre close to my penis

I have a really weird voice

Its like a high pitched Gene Simmons

I'm gaining lots of weight

I sucks to get leaner

I forgot to mention

My name is Justin Beiber.

[MagicBeez]

You males think you have it hard,

Well us females will make you eat lard,

We see guys in a different veiw,

After all, are figures are brand new

(Don't kill me, this is my first hoedown verse XP)

[dabackyardigan]

@MagicBeez nah nah, that was good. Keep up the hard work

[italytube0194]

why is it that all these videos I watch wayne wins every time....

[raymondmack49]

I have finally reach puberty, now I have some pubic hair

It is very helpless because the girls like too stare

I looked down South, boy I grew some balls

I guess that's what happens when nature calls.

[superduperm1]

Females think their changes are harder than the males,

Just because once a month they have to scream out wails,

But it can be just as difficult for us guys,

At the worst time your penis doubles in size.

[gaamaru95]

When you go through puberty, it can really suck.

When puberty came 'round to me, I hit with a truck.

My voice got much deeper, & gained pimples on my face.

Did I mention I gained hair in a really awkward place?

[SachTard]

I wanted to have sex, but no one told me how

I got a girl naked and her reaction was wow

As i took out my penis because it needed some lube

I looked down my pants and i found my first pube

[Yellow4494]

Greg Proops is so funny

[vitags1]

Greg's real hoedown for this was cut out and he was forced to make a new one because the censorship division thought that it was too inappropriate for television. His real one can be seen on some bloopers, but here it is.

(cracking voice).....When I was a young boy, I'd thought I'd never change, but then as i got older, I started feeling strange. One day I was walking, and then I saw a girl, and when I saw her booty, it (DEEP VOICE) totally rocked my world.

[KeepSmiling323]

honestly I don't see why people make such a big deal out of puberty, it didnt phase me in the slightest :L but the bit where Drew talks about the pimples kinda grossed me out :L (i've never had one and i'm almost 17)

[CanadaMuthafukka]

@KeepSmiling323 lucky fucker

[AlexandermAndreas]

drew and greg were in sync with eachother after colin sang.

[MovieMonster13]

?Cause the pimples on my face

They're now on my ass." the best part of this hoedown.

[triplek809]

@Bjack900 haha classic!!!

[lilballa8189]

I wish they never got rid of this show I loved the hoedowns and doo wops

[SeniorMario1]

I love the look on Colin's face every time he gets done singing! xD

[Bjack900]

When I was a boy, I went through puberty

it was very rough and my voice was real scratchy

but there was a good thing you see

I had more pubes than the head of Colin Mochrie.

[DecenaJewill]

@Bjack900 Bro, your head doesnt get pubes..... :))

[Bjack900]

@DecenaJewill Well, I grew more hair in my pubic region than there is hair on Colin's head, broski.

[ikorolou]

@DecenaJewill well ur other head

[NikkAGBboy]

As I clicked this video, I thought... One of the comments has to mention Justin Bieber.

[TedKrusty]

@NikkAGBboy lol

[TheKorrea1000]

Drew Is Always Wins Hoedowns When He Participates.

[DairyBastardGOW1]

i'm waiting for puberty, it really is the pits,

boy, I don't know what ill do, if it ever hits.

To tell myou the truth, i'm really not that eager,

oh, did I mention that my name is Justin Beiber?

[TheAUBURNFAN2007]

@DairyBastardGOW1 thank you so much for posting that.

[bobomb2222]

Puberty might be bad and that is no lie

But its existence might make one singer cry

You all hear him sing poorly and you might agree

Justin Beiber is never gonna hit puberty

[jakamneziak]

i developed very late, i just grew and grew

i ended up at 6 feet 4 but hadn't a clue what to do

women looked up at me and nearly broke their necks

then they broke mine because i got back with my ex

[triplek809]

@ittems he means people will see him sperm and his boner.

[ittems]

i dont get colin's..?

[stefcoolo1]

@ittems He was saying that people would be able to see his boner through his sweat pants.

[ittems]

@stefcoolo1 oooh okay 

[tykk86]

Hahaha, you can actually see the anger in their faces, this was probably the 1000th take. Ryan is looking down and sighing when the song starts :p

[NinjaNia1]

it must be great being payed by just playing the same songs over and over again

[DrJohnBecker]

@NinjaNia1 I was thinking the same thing. What a gravy job.

[NinjaNia1]

@DrJohnBecker i got no clue

[planBskateboarder100]

When I was a young boy, I thoght Id never change

and then as I got, I started feeling strange,

one day I was standing, and then I saw a girl

and when I saw her booty it totally rocked my world

[TheSnowWillowsShadow]

@planBskateboarder100 yes, greg is funny

[jaguar11586]

i went through puberty when i was 13 years old

i got bigger and started growing boobs and man i was old

a year later i looked and saw i was getting hairy

then i realized i was looking at a picture of drew carey

[JKovaloff]

I fucking love the way greg says "geeky" x,D

[totalsocceraddict10]

puberty just hasn't yet hit me i suppose

though i am 17 and i wear these fancy clothes

I don't know why voice sounds like a girl with a fever

oh by the way my name is justin bieber

[pockyprincess12]

@totalsocceraddict10 i love you <3

[DumbassBoiis]

@totalsocceraddict10 Haha. Funny. Next time make up your own verse instead of copying mine you ass hole.

[ben19496]

Going through puberty is like going to hell, although the younger kids thought that it was swell, everything excites you, enough said, your d*** becomes as noticeanle as colin mochries head

[kcfilms99]

When I hit puberty, I was really scared.

I did not know what to do with my hands,

I grew such a lot of hair it really was perverse,

In fact it was like Colin Mochrie's head in reverse.

[aaronquads]

When i first hit puberty it quite was a horror

but now im 6 inches more

Puberty was the worst of my life

Then the doctor then asked me whats my height

[Nitroglycerine1000]

lol Drew

[tanaciousninjanikki]

i was going through puberty, but i didnt know

so many things were happening, i was starting to grow

now people stop and stare and bask in Awe

cause i just kept growing and now im 15 feet tall.

:)

[peaceful214]

@tanaciousninjanikki well im 15 feet out