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  • Damn savage!

  • dude what if i soak my fukin toenail i hydrogen peroxide will it soften and come out by itself??

  • Is this a fetish?!? 0.o and NO SHIT IT WILL HURT!!

  • damn dude it gave me the chills wtachin this

    my foot got stomped on n i didnt think much of it till i toke shoe offf and it was bleedin that was a week ago

    still dint think much of till the nail got white n discharge with hurrible odor, now the nail is gettin loose any advise of goin around it or this is my fate ???

    if so im ganna have to get druunk for it

    any advise till having to take it of and during the process??

    thanks alot funkymongol

  • @MrFunkymongol I would recommend going to the doctor...sounds infected to me. This is last resort for most people and if you can go and have it surgically removed, definitely do that first.

  • Dude yer ah mofo troop

  • Boy you got balls of Brass

  • Like. A. Boss.

  • Is there anything you find that helps th intense pain after the removal? I removed one of my toenails and it was one of the most painfull things my foot has ever experienced, granted it was a healthy nail but still....

  • @horseygirlsec25 Sorry to hear that...it is pretty painful afterwards sometimes. To help with the pain in the first couple of days, I usually just take some pain killers...the stronger the better. I find that keeping a bandage on it of any kind puts too much pressure so I leave it open and just clean it with hydrogen peroxide multiple times a day. Keeping it clean is the most important part...if it gets infected, it could spread to the bone and your toe would have to be removed.

  • does it hurt a lot, or did u already get used 2 it?

  • @TheAm41180 I'm used to it by now. As I said in the video, it doesn't hurt too much when I pull it off...more so when it's been off for about a week or so, depending on different factors. Definitely go to the doctor and have it removed if you can. I don't recommend doing it this way unless, like me, you have absolutely no other choice (I don't have enough money to pay for a doctor to do the permanent removal procedure).

  • @savagesanity it cost me 160 pounds to have mine permantly removed. small cost if u ask me

  • @MrJohnnyJoyce I don't remember asking as a matter of fact. By the way, pig fucker/toe licker boy, shouldn't you be trolling the net looking for beastiality and gay foot porn to whack off to?

  • @savagesanity Ha ha u tramp u cannot afford to get those horrible toes sorted out. oh and you look a right geek by the way on your guitar. so suck my fucking fat english cock

  • @MrJohnnyJoyce Thanks! I'll have to pass on the offer though :-) I'm sure there are plenty of places where a guy like yourself with your special animal/homosexual needs can be serviced though.

  • @savagesanity listen its obvious i have won this argument. just got those toes sorted cos they look like cartoon feet ha ha. little fat toes ha ha ha i find it well funny cant stop laughing when i see them u yank bastard

  • @MrJohnnyJoyce I wasn't aware we were arguing. I thought you were expressing your affection for pig tits and other men's feet? Maybe it can be attributed to some kind of childhood trauma? Maybe you had sexual encounters with animals or maybe your dad touched you? It's always possible.

  • @savagesanity the dad paedo is such unoriginal cuss man. ure just bitter cos u have funny little chubby toes ha ha ha. i am gonna make a video with them in it lol PS. your toes do look like pig tits

  • @MrJohnnyJoyce I just call it how I see it pal :-) Have a good one.

  • i would seriously consider lipo suction on your big toes if i were you. Do you have to wear specially made shoes to fit

    those pig tits into

  • @MrJohnnyJoyce Well since you've posted not only on this video but on another also about the same pig tit/toe joke, I have to assume that's the best you have and thus I will bid you farewell my mentally challenged English friend. The only thing I can deduce from all your comments is that you have some kind of zoophilia/podophilia fetishes with pig tits and other men's feet and toes. To each his own I guess.

  • @savagesanity no problem pig tits

  • u have the fattest loes i have ever seen ha ha

  • @MrJohnnyJoyce Lol...you must have toes with about the same girth as a pencil if that's what you think

  • @savagesanity whatever chubby toes with little nail. looks like a pigs tit ha ha

  • @MrJohnnyJoyce Like the one you suckle on at night I imagine you retarded limey :-)

  • @savagesanity lol If you learn how to walk properly you would not have those big pig tits on the end of your feet ha ha ha ha ha

  • @MrJohnnyJoyce Right, because that made a lot of sense. I love the "ha ha's" at the end of every sentence you write as well, makes you look very intelligent! But I guess that's all you can expect from some dumb Brit with the name "Joyce" who probably likes to smoke his "fags" and have a nice hot cup of tea with a side of crumpets right around noon, am I right?

  • @savagesanity Listen you silly Yank you should show some respect to mother England! We did invent your Country afterall. I class myself as English not British u moron and yes i do like crumpets and tea like most English people and i can assure you they taste better than blending monster energy drinks with minced beef u fuckin weirdo. to be honest you have a weird personality which fits well with your weird pigs tits on your feet.

  • well i was expecting him to trim just the side of the nail which is ingrowing then i saw him pull his WHOLE nail of i was like wtf lol,

    u got guts man

    

  • Is it just me or r u.......AWSOME

  • I just fondled my length to that.

  • Did he just!! Wait what did he do?

  • /watch?v=Hu22GyE8tgo&feature=r­elated

    Then you will never have to do this again!

    

  • Are you sitting on your big balls during the vid?

  • @st0rmch1LL What?

  • @savagesanity as in it takes big balls to do this!

    v=SPM7vGe30XI

  • @st0rmch1LL Ah yeah...sorry, I'm a bit tired, missed that haha... :-P

  • did you at least drink sum vodka first

  • ewwww i looked up ingrown removal not whole nail!!

  • im guessing im not the only one that finds a nail snapping to be a bad thing

  • Fucking hell this is vile, you just pulled of your whole toenail..

  • @craigyt1 Your comment made me fuckin laugh so hard hahahahaha

  • OH MY GOD NO

  • oocha fucking shit

  • How the FUCK! did you pull this off at 13?! omfg I couldn't do this for a million dollars... would have a easier time slicing the toe off

  • That's hot.

  • holy shit i wouldnt have the balls to do that

  • my toes were felt sore watching this :P

  • you have rather strange toes.

  • fucking weird

    

  • @Ralvlpage haha i couldnt do that... lol

  • your discusting!

  • @thestarkid1 You're*

  • I don't understand

    Why are you removing it?

  • oh fuck no... fuck no fuck no fuck no.....

  • I would be VERY careful doing that, i did that once with alcohol and peroxide very carefuly and it got VERY VERY infected within 2 hours . I got lucky that i was able to have a Dr cut it out the next day. Just get it cut out. !!

  • WOW, you have an incredible threshold for pain. Medieval torturers wouldn't have gotten a word out of you.

  • @BosnaRevolucija yes same here, my dad does it for me cause i dont have a high pain threshold

  • your a beast . i wish i was that good with pain

  • i did that shit!

    God damnit this shit hurt! see i had it on 2 toes, i did one by like cutting my nail at an angle, pulling bits deep in there out. Then i decided "ehh might as well try somthing a little bit different, to test out some other ways." I made the worst DAMN mistake in my entire damn life.

    that shit hurt afterwards. Also yea you were right. It hurt a little bit taking it off, but when it was off, i poked it, burned like hell.

  • @HGtutorials I KNOW IT ABSOLUTELY KILLS!

  • I let mine grow out till it is like a half inch outside the length of my toe and soak it, then bend it back little each day till it bleeds, then soak it in peroxide for a half hour, once I got the nail completely off I soaked it every day for a while and it grew back nice and pink. I am ready to do it again and soak it longer this time.

  • OOOOOOOOOOOOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

  • My stomach hurts now... barf... you're brave

  • Eat it

  • on a scale of 1 - 10 how much does it hurt putting the tweezers under the nail?

  • i've done that before, once the toenail is dead you pretty much don't feel a thing

  • Sweet Jesus, you're a brave one! I wouldn't be able to do that....props to ya.

  • why your nail is black????????????????//

  • @LolJordan25 It's not black. I picked some of the skin out from under the nail before this video so there's blood under the nail, which makes it look discolored.

  • You are a man.

  • Mother of fuck i just puked

  • did chuck norris train you?

  • @MrDOGTAG11 As a matter of fact I did! He's a good guy, and a great teacher. When I was training with him, he didn't pull his own toenail off. He just looked at it and the toenail shit its pants and uprooted itself from his foot. He is truly a master.

  • @savagesanity lmao thumbs up for that

  • Ok yah your toe is totally fucked up. I get ingrown toenails all the time and have to remove them myself cause the doctor doesn,t know shit. They tell me to cut it right and it wont grow back but thats bullshit. But what happened to your toe man? Why do you have to remove your hole fucking nail? I feel your pain man

  • @groundwire123 When I went to the doc the first time, he only cut out a portion of the nail, but it kept on growing into the skin. When I went back a second time, he removed the entire nail and ever since then it hasn't grown in right, on either nail. I know that some people's do grow back correctly afterwards, but mine never did. Eventually when I have enough money to go back to the doctor I will just have them put phenol/silver nitrate in the nail bed and then they'll never come back.

  • haha DUDE.....your toenail is FUCKED up......you clearly have some form of obsessive compulsive disorder to mangle your toe like that....but shit if its working keep at em soldier!!!

  • @hotchman99 Right...

  • @savagesanity but seriously...

  • @hotchman99 ...Yeah.

  • @savagesanity GO SEE A PSYCHIATRIST YOU HAVE PROBLEMS...

  • @hotchman99 Oh yeah? :-D

  • @savagesanity Haha do you do that for your girlfriend? or am I out of place assuming you have one? 

  • @hotchman99 As a matter of fact I do. Her name is Big Bertha...got her on sale at Bob's Sex Shack for only $9.99! She's a real treat...only takes about three minutes to blow her up and then it's fun fun fun all night long!

  • @savagesanity Haha, coulda guessed that one.....

  • @hotchman99 Aren't you just the smart one? :-)

  • how the hell did u do that withut it hurting!?!?!

  • You gonna eat that?

  • @Frawstmournez I was going to boil it then sprinkle some salt and pepper on it and give it to you.

  • @savagesanity Awwwww, thoughtful. <:3

  • @Frawstmournez I know, it's just how I am. Maybe you can eat it while you play 40-60 hours of WoW?

  • @savagesanity I sure will! :D

  • I did the same today... WHAT THE FUCK I never thought it wouldn't hurt like hell, but actually it was not what I would consider as cool xD

  • Obvious question.... but, doesnt that hurt???

  • @Ripmn95 It doesn't hurt too much pulling the nail out. It's not like it feels great, but it's no serious pain. It hurts the most for about 3 or 4 days after pulling it out while the wound is still fresh. After the skin starts to dry out again it's not so bad. Basically I just let it breathe as much as possible and clean it as many times as I need every day with hydrogen peroxide. In the entire time I've been doing this it's never gotten infected.

  • yo dont cut your toenail below the point where the edge of the toenail meets the edge of the skin i had the surgery today and thats what i was told.

  • @mentosC4 There isn't any nail to cut...did you see what my toenail looks like? It's like a scallop sitting on top of my toe. My condition wasn't caused by cutting the nails wrong. The doctor told you right though. Cutting in an arc is the wrong way to cut...cut your nail straight across and don't try to "dig" into the sides to make them shorter.

  • @savagesanity i mean when its not in that condition but what you did in this video was badass

  • OH FUCK. is this an ingrown toenail problem, if so im scared

  • owww???? ow wo owwwwwwwwwwwww????????????????­???

  • damn that looks painful man! kudos to you for being able to do that! No way in hell I could ever do that :o

  • @ooofemaleooo Because I don't have insurance to go get it removed, nor do I have the money. If you're such an expert, why don't you come and do it for me? It doesn't have anything to do with clipping the nail wrong or wearing shoes that are too small. It has happened ever since I was a kid...it's just how my nails grew in.

  • Does the removal of a toenail make anyone else cringe???

  • Why was it necessary to remove it in the first place? Why continue to remove it? Thanks:)

    BOP

  • hhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhh­hhhhhhhh dude I puked but still cool

  • dang....why is it this happends? mine are doing it to...and some small toes are doing it to...im tired of tearing em out with a nail clipper sharpenr....any ideas hwo to stop it? i hate pulling out folded over nail and cutting at it...i dont use tweezers though not very helpful

  • wtf are u the hulk? jesus christ!!!!!!!

  • this is they way your not supose to do it, imo because like hes doing he get it over and over and over. but good luck >.<

  • @XterNaLHaX1 Not really actually. Granted when you do it like this you have to be careful because any number of things could go wrong (poke yourself, use something dirty and get an infection), but like I said...I've been doing this a long time and have never had an infection. The only way to permanently stop a nail growing is to put phenol or silver nitrate in the nail bed to kill the roots.

  • @savagesanity Thats the thing, youve been doing it for a long time, if you do it the RIGHT way. you wont have to do it for a long time. You would only have to do it once then its gone, untill you turn into a dumbass and cut it wrong.

  • @XterNaLHaX1 Right. Thank you Mr. 15 year old doctor, I'm glad you know so much about this. Tell me, how long did it take you to become a podiatrist? You must be an absolute genius, seeing as how most kids your age are still in middle school, gettin' their rocks off to cartoon porn when mommy and daddy go to buy groceries. Go get back on your Xbox that your parents bought and play some more Halo you little shit. And don't forget to finish your homework and eat all your vegetables.

  • @savagesanity how about the grown men who cant afford to have their parents insurance pay for that kind of work? not to say this guy teaches us anything but you act like you know something so tell me!!

  • @sickwititty What? Rephrase that please.

  • @savagesanity I'm pretty sure 15 is 10th grade...

  • @Optimus754 What difference does it make shit head?

  • @savagesanity Nice fucked up toe, idiot. You're fucking stupid. you're stupid as fuck to do that

  • @Optimus754 Aw, thanks bro!  I take that as a compliment! Maybe you want to stop by next time I get ready to pull one of them off and hold the camera for me? Boy, that sure would help out!

  • @savagesanity How stupid can you get? I'm 16 and even I know not to do this stupid shit.

  • @Optimus754 Well I'll be damned...then you can bring your 15 year old podiatrist friend to help me out!

  • @savagesanity I'm pretty sure a podiatrist would recommend NOT doing this EVER.

  • @Optimus754 You sound a little concerned for me ;-) How sweet...

  • @savagesanity You're not mental right. I think the doctor dropped you on your head when you were born.

  • @Optimus754 LOLLLLL

  • @XterNaLHaX1 This will actually basically re-set your toenail, allowing your to properly maintain your nails from here on out. If you do not fix your cutting habits though, it will get fucked up yet again.

  • Here I was thinking nobody else did routine nail avulsions at home! I started when I was 17 and would have to repeat about once a year. I even had a collection building through the years but sadly when I moved out of my brother's house 4 years ago the collection was thrown out, I had a shot glass full of big toenails. What I used to do was steralise a hunting knife, use the tip of the curved blade to lever out one corner, lift up that corner and pull the whole thing off.

  • Ur fucking beast.

  • doesnt that hurt?

  • ouch haha

  • ive done that before with my middle finger, i caught it n the car door, and it turned black, so like.. it was wiggling on my finger, till i decided to just bite it off.... i grew back though, but it was just hanging by like.. 2 pieces of skin... not a big deal..

  • jeeez.

    i COULD NOT stand to possibly do that lmfao.

    just go to the doctor and get them to out the phenol on the toe hahaa (:

  • Don't be sorry :-P It's really not a big deal for me anymore since I've done it so many times. As for my "small ass toenails", yeah they're pretty small haha. It's just because when a nail is pulled out repeatedly it doesn't grow back in the same anymore. Eventually I'll just have a doctor put some phenol in the nail bed and that'll be the end of it.

  • @savagesanity can't believe how little blood there is.

  • you got fuckin small ass toenails

  • I'm sorry that your nails have formed like that do you partake in soccer or some sport event that involves your feet? Btw you're one hell of a badass for doing that without anesthetics I'd probably whine like a bitch through it if I had anything less then morphine XD

  • legend no pain no game

  • DID IT HURT?!

  • DAMN DUDE.......you know if you went to a Doctor they could probably just remove the nail for good, would prevent you having to go through this every year

    I doubt the Doc would mind I mean just have him watch the Youtube vid and he would understand you mean business

  • you are pain less. legend

  • y r u doing this??

    its weird =(

  • this fool as balls of steel

  • this muther fer just went beast mode ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

  • dosen't that hurt

  • i didn't even get to any gross part of this video, and i already know i'm gonna throw up

  • Legend

  • @WannaDoParkourFilms

    dude, you are so funny...

  • that was fucking pro..

  • dude this guy just ripped his toenail off without a wink, wtf i would not want to be this guys enemy

  • um , GEEZZZ u almost made me vomit , ur a hero!!

  • 3:09 O.O

  • OMG WTF HOLY OH CRAP JEEZ! *VOMITS*

  • dude get the permanent surgery. the only problem i have with my toes is it digging in to the top now. the sides are fine. oh shit dude you do it faster than me. it takes me hours!! SHIT THUMBS UP!!!! (notice how everybody is grossed out but im impressed. . . . im weird arn't i)

  • gangsta...

  • ugh !! didnt tht hurt!?

  • Shit, I would cry soo hard.

  • OMG DID THAT SHIT HURT!!!!!!!!!!

  • One down, nine to go.

  • Damn you make kimbo slice look like the owrlds biggest pussy!

  • who else thinks this was fucking awesome! dude your balls are the size of watermelons! lol

  • If you have tooth ache cream and you put that on it. It is compleatly numbed. Very handy

  • put a rubber band around your toe it will lessen the bleeding

  • same sice i was 13 hurts like fuck i have one now

  • LOL "go to town on the rest"

    i found that funny for a reason but dam man holy shit.

  • Good lord! you can have the acid thing put on the root of your toenails so they dont come back ingrown...ouch!

  • i think this is the first time i felt any reaction in my stomach from watching a video.. not much, but enough to want to stop watching

  • You have a future. At Abu Graib. Making people talk.

  • I removed mine just a few mins ago with a pocket knife, it hurts like hell after a few minutes.

  • Badass man!!! I just did this for the first time about 5 months ago. And yes you're right, it hurts a hell of a lot worse the next day!

  • haa... you're such a bad ass!

  • You have the self control of a monk!

  • Looks painful..but yet lots of relief!