Opie & Anthony: Jim Norton Battles a Dyke

[LondonPride25]

She's not a lesbian, she just represents everything that fails about feminism. I bet she's hot, she sounds quite hot, but somewhere along the line (and it's probably her parents fault) she just got the idea that she wasn't valid unless she could "do everything a man could do", instead of realising that her greatest strength lay in being herself. In being a woman. It's a very powerful thing when done correctly.

[simplekeepitsimple]

its Luanne from King of the Hill!

[Mluna792]

This is the most unintelligent conversation ever, from both sides.

[thefatman69dude]

lol chincs do laundry and that guy is so whiped

[GuitarnScythes]

Women:

- Wants equal rights

- Demands special treatment

[Ratt2004]

@GuitarnScythes Men:

-Want blowjobs

-A woman who can cook

[ShadowCrashed81]

@Ratt2004 Also one that doesn't talk constantly. Silence.

[Animator1386]

Typical man hating woman, hanging up when she realized that she dug herself a hole that she couldn't get out of.

[noldorian86]

sorry to say but she kinda won :P

[environmentalz]

Please tell me that picture of Lil Jimmy isnt real, lol

[thetachisly]

haha you have the wit of an autistic! god damn that's funny

[HayPennie]

Women who put an apron on their man make me sick. The men who agree to wear the apron, make me cry. If you have a good man, cook him a steak and STFU, he's too fucking tired building everything to give a shit about your delusions of independence and equality. And P.S. femitard - he doesn't need your permission to be a man in the first place, nor does he desire your insistent participation. Dignity fellas - some of us gals still adore, need and appreciate you - and love you just the way you are.

[TheEdwardo16]

Is she a fugitive? Sounds just like her.

[nognog1988]

Louanne definitely nails Tony with a strap-on.

[n2motocross]

This bitch got her ass kicked. Yeah, women stick together.....in a fuckin lesbo leg lock pussy to pussy.

[GrundySolomon]

The 6 dislikes must have been women

[superkeijikun]

"Do you realize you have the wit of an autistic?"

Maybe if that autistic was Chris-chan... XD

[TimothyADonaghue]

I lost respect for this caller when they started with "men are pigs."

[WillMorebucks]

I don't hit women, but if I saw a news story about this bitch gettin knocked in the mouth and thrown down the stairs, I think I'd understand.

[Fred7777c]

@1lly good observation . Lmao

[sjerseyminitrucker]

you have the wit of an autistic! lmao!!

[zulaboolah]

she's gay tony!

[inyourfacedouchebag]

men dont do landry unless there chinks



[jcarbis]

This guy is a pussy.  She is a wanna be intellectual, wants to be a radical feminist, but she has no intellect to back up her position. She is a hack.

[heartkill3]

And I think her full name is Louanne Chipperson.

"how 'bout if i come over and pour a little concrete and toss you in it or sumptin'"

[heartkill3]

I see why you chose this picture for this clip. Norton looks like fucking KD Lang here.

[dogshittaco24]

I trade household chores with my husband for certain favors. I haven't done a dish in 2 years.

[LargeRedRizla]

So much potential during this but I felt both sides never applied any decent comebacks.

[hhthor]

Why do such hypersensitive idiots listen to this show?

[PatchesJohnson]

@hhthor Touche

[RepublicanNatio]

typical feminist BITCH absolutely destroyed.

[cclluuttcchh]

even if a woman is extremely attractive, the moment she calls herself "hot" she instantly changes from a 10 to a 3.

[Cioppa182]

Is that a picture of Jimmy or the dyke?

[MisterJaypers]

Louanne stinks and she has an awful trailor-garbage name. Tony tucks his cock between his legs showing Louanne his man-cunt and twinkie in the shitter.

[taffwob]

"All men are pigs" & then she starts dripping about us not being equal. Does that make her sub-pig? just a thought.

[cottodabodykill]

tony is a fucking wimp bitch probably got rejected by every single girl in highschool so the whore that dumps in his lap is the one he takes

the girl is a cunt too i'd like to choke her out

[JohnnyTightlips01]

let me get this straight. This crazy bitch actually thinks that sitting at home in your fuckin pjs all day and working a 60+ hour week are the same thing? If you work the same amount as the guy, then yes the guy should help out. but being at home taking care of children is NOT the same as working all day, its way fucking easier actually

[JoesBarNGrill1]

two people are dykes

[Knicks0302]

The rosie the riveter line killed me

[CertifiedGooner729]

I didn't think Rosie O' Donnell would ever call in on the show. Good for her!

[SouthParkDEA]

No your no Tony is doing whatever task you assign him to do

[HogsBoysMavsCards]

All I hear from this broad is "bawk, bawk, bawk, baaaaawwkk"

I like her attacks on Jimmy, he admits he's a meaty breasted zilch. He's not trying to pretend he's anything more than that.

[TomMSTie1138]

She does take care of her husband...because he like to be ass fucked with a strap on.

[GinKoyama]

Can't wait for a Masculism movement. Flip the situation on all these women who think all men are pigs.

[welcomehome901]

Alright, cooking and cleaning is AT MOST an hour's work apiece. Most women nowadays aren't cooking from scratch and scrubbing wood floors (still takes no-time to do). When you put men to do work like that, it's done in record time so we can go do anything else besides sit and think of ways how to ruin someone's day. Put a video camera in on of these stay-at-home moms who work 'so hard' and see how much sitting and tv is involved.

[thewackyretard]

Jimmy 1 - Dyke 0

[RCTPatriot75]

Any man that does a woman's laundry needs to be shot and have his pussified dna removed from the gene pool.

[dreamseller1135]

I dont know why, but the title alone made me laugh for 5 mins

[X7OO]

Her husband sounds horrifically pussywhipped

[unclestaco]

THEY JUST ARE BUUUUUUUUUUUH!

[PiterdeVries03]

"Thank you Lou-Ann."

[1254261]

4:52 lol

Goofy... is that you?

[Fenyx6]

@ElProximo There's nothing to know about comedy, you watch what makes you laugh. These three are shock jocks, its a different brand of comedy that most people aren't used to.

[MissDeeCole]

where does the caller say shes gay?

[RatedR555]

@MissDeeCole shut up you cunt.

[Fenyx6]

@ElProximo no i proved you were wrong and have no knowledge of how O&A and Norton do things, don't know what the hell clip you're listening too. Just keep hating these guys its what they thrive off of

[Fenyx6]

@ElProximo Norton jokes that he holds a chauvinistic stance in relationships, I don't know where you are getting these theories on half-men and small-men. Like I keep saying, this couple was too fucking stupid for words and basically insult themselves. if I was in Norton's position I would be laughing my ass off because she's taking his jokes seriously, like every other hyper-sensitive politically correct dimwit. And switching roles can become a slippery slope, I've seen it happen.

[ghostwhiskey]

"stick together"? women hate eachother

[Fenyx6]

@ElProximo ok your first point doesnt even make sense since I'm talking about the callers. These guys thoroughly ravage the majority of idiot callers, when the caller is as dumb as this bitch and her pussy husband its hard to come up with anything to insult them further. She actually admitted to doing his oil changes while he does the dishes.

[Fenyx6]

@ElProximo right, bet you thought she really zinged him with the "i'm going to have sex with my husband" and then hang-up part, because she's the only person in the world that has sex. O&A heckle Jimmy to fire him up, and they're being sarcastic.

There's such a thing as being so pathetic that insults are pointless. This reverse role couple is bordering that area.

[wiz9496]

When I saw the title of this video, I had to listen. This was awesome.

[8XUX8]

"Well you know what, my husband, all he has to do is ask for a threesome and I give it to him"

And she has the nerve to say "All men are pigs"

What a C-U-N-T

[ghostwhiskey]

@8XUX8 yeah wtf? doesnt she respect herself?

[PapaMagnum]

@ElProximo That's making a big assumption, which is that what I was saying was stupid, which it wasn't because you can't prove that he was genuinely insulted, and I can prove that he wasn't because of the context of the weak ass insults she had. Dyke lost.

[PapaMagnum]

@ElProximo It's not my fault that you think that the pathetic insults from Luann count as him getting owned. "LOOO-SER" is a weak insult. It didn't really bother Jim about the sex stuff because he's obviously really open with it and he incorporates it into his stand-up act. Just because you're an emasculated male that makes the rest of us look bad, doesn't mean she won somehow. And why should I stop? It's obvious that it's bothering you and it's kinda fun.

[PapaMagnum]

@ElProximo I'm sure you did. Did you get all of those sex depraved women by agreeing with everything they said?

[PapaMagnum]

@ElProximo What hostility? You mean the way he talks all the time? Are you sure that you're not just some oversensitive lady or castrated man that is fooling themselves?

[PapaMagnum]

@ElProximo Jim doesn't mind having to pay for sex and it's part of his act. And the "loooo-ser" part probably didn't sting at all because it was such a lame insult.

[PapaMagnum]

@ElProximo Yeah, she really got him when she called him a "loooo-ser!"

*sarcasm*

[CoolerKing37]

@bluelinebull Shaddup faggot.

[PixelPariah]

"You know that and I know that. Who we teasin you little cookie." I fucken lost it.

[LAPunk1986]

This is why we don't women seriously. They're so out of touch that they have no ability to analyze the real world. Yuck. Go stuff a lemon wedge in your box.

[iamyourgranddaddy]

Jimmy: "Who's your favorite baseball team?"

Dyke: "The Cleveland Indians"

Jimmy: "You're a dyke!"

[CoolerKing37]

@iamyourgranddaddy If you know Jim Thome's batting average, you're a dyke!

[DamusNostril]

love the 50's style photo

[Jesusismothra]

thss...what is jimmy gonna battle a bunch of flood blockers or sumthin'...thss...

[jclaret]

little jimmy "you have the wit of an autistic" top man !

[StinkyPenisCheese]

HOLY FUCKING PWNAGE!!

[hisoj]

anything you can do I can do better

ok go impregnate a woman with your DNA

[digitaldavenyc]

nortan rips this girl apart

[UberMan5000]

"Men are pigs."

"Why?"

"They just are."

"Yeah, but why?"

"They just are."

Well it's no wonder that she doesn't really want to have sex with them and is trying to turn her husband into a woman then. Staggering logic at work here.

[Akirathedon92]

8:35 Jimmy just shut that stupid dyke down

[ssptg]

you guys must be deaf... they got smoked by this cunt

[shedgen0]

Jimmy is my hero

[wokoutwarrior]

shes such a fukin idiot, if a man is working all day, and the woman is at home with the kids, she cooks the dinner... simple as?? if the woman is at work all day and the man stays at home, the man cooks the dinner...fukin stupid lesbian whore. no matter how much oil u change or work on the car, your never have a penis. and thats why lesbians hate men, they want a penis!

[pwnpower]

Jimmy didn't have to defend himself against fucking Melissa Etheridge over there, but he did it anyway. Why...?

[pwnpower]

I'm sure this isn't the most roundabout way to admit your a carpet muncher.

[Geeww]

God that is a horrendous photo, Lil Jimmy trying to look charming.

[Superman5000The]

"All my husband has to do is ask for a threesome."

Such a lying hole. No woman - unless they're trained by the proper man (AKA Patrice) - won't straight up say yes to a threesome if their man asked.

[SyllDeville]

Jimmy BRINGS IT everytime...Lol.

[buzkmeyster]

ahaha that pic is horrible

[JSB741]

oooooh this little dyke got verbally MANHANDLED on the air - Norton is a god.

[GBPackersfan]

I'm just happy to hear a Jim Thome name drop

[gregvs3]

Her husband lets her go around saying, "All men are pigs," and he wants to try and say he's not whipped??? RIIIIIIIGHT.

[porschebenz2001]

What's good for the goose is good for the gander

Put your finger in and smell it

Hahaha Jimmy rules

[StangsNSlingshots]

GAME SET MATCH NORTON!

[BrendanIsCool]

holy grandma fuck

is THAT A YOUNG JAMES? WHAT A BEAUTIFUL LIL BOY!

[1844Freddy]

You silly little C!

[adrastea]

This is my favorite way to spend 10 minutes.

[moakley]

you little cookie

[WonderBread1212]

what a cuntyhole

[maddne0]

What a CUNT

[tuktuktok]

Jim looks like Robert Kelly plus Rogaine in the picture.

[drivepro]

fuck this bitch right in the mouth.

[Demendred1605]

Ha ha ha, Im glad you dug up my lil grave :) Just make sure you bury me upside down :D

[psychobob35]

All men are pigs? What a load of shit.

If ALL men were pigs, there would be no reason to use the word pig to describe us.

And who else wanted to skull-fuck her when she called Jimmy a 'loser' in her shitty sing-song voice?

[miranger]

WoW Jimmy was a tap dancer? hah

[holt2k]

A classic terrestrial bit from the immortal 'Lil Jimmy Norton.

[snappy452]

lol, J. Not.....I have nothing to say

[OboxerU]

Jimmy looks kind of like a greaser.

Throw on a leather jacket and jeans rolled up over his motorcycle boots.

[andrewtheman19]

Jimmy looks really sharp in that picture :-)

[rubrco76]

he coulda been in the brat pack!

[TheLordLobius]

Is that a picture of Jimmy or the dyke?

[CaseySweetFace]

Hahaha

[fuckcarrots82]

@TheLordLobius

Bwahahahahaha

[PapaMagnum]

@TheLordLobius Best comment ever.

[Palemedes]

@TheLordLobius what a cute boy ;D

[mormonjoe]

@TheLordLobius lol

[ECWpaulBest69XD]

LOL that picture is probably from his senior yearbook!!!

[johnclavis]

LOL what a hole.

[PoilishedMahogony]

i fuckin love that picture

[orly444]

Holy shit, I was looking for this everywhere.

Thank you.

[MoPapparani]

notice how this guy's repeating the question...he's stalling and waiting for her to give him the right answer...

[ConspectuMortis]

How the fuck did you get that picture?? LMAO

[Mrmys1900]

google images

[OhUnclePaul]

I will say this..any time conversation comes up about looks Opie always puts Jimmy down and backs people up about how Jimmy looks. He's really a vain fucking asshole.