Mass Effect 2 - Cuddling with Tali (1080p)

[OhManTFE]

Oh lalala... you touch my ding dong.

[levitan71]

22 volus have nothing better to do :p

[demonhoopa]

What a puss cuddling that long. After a couple minutes, it's time for her to go make him a sandwich dammit. :D

[BlakeVIPKaZoMa]

D'waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, isn't that sweet.

[StealersofLives]

This brings up funny thoughts :D Btw Can I know how to get an Alliance Naval Crewmember outfit too? :D

[shadowdancerRFW]

I'll never like those uniforms. The only one I like is the last outfit, the renegade style.

[Gabrineitor10]

how did you do that?

[Estuways]

aaand his fingers slide into her arm again... and out... and in... and out.

[juukame]

hang on i just finished the game and did have the tali romance, but when does this happen in the game? i've yet to see it

[Estuways]

@juukame it doesnt, you can only do that with kelly, and this was modded to use tali's model as kelliy's

[colebowlin68]

@Estuways Wrong, I've done it before without mods. I never mod because I don't have the stuff for it, other wise my game would be 30% modded. You just have to wait long enough after the game.

[Estuways]

@colebowlin68 orly

okay ^^

[chocoaddcition]

@juukame Go in the little office part of you're private quarters and one of the computers will say "Invite Tali (or whoever you romanced) up"

They come up and sit in your room with you.

[Tuewsday]

There's no 9:54



[SilentBladeX]

@Tuewsday Nobody cares.

[UniversalVision]

Damn you 1080 HP! Stop BUFFING!

[Evlow234]

I like how Tali is slowly humping Shepard's leg

[levitan71]

i hope we may do this in me3 =)

[EvilMonk100]

I love how this has over 30.000 views :D

[x5hockxR3sIsTaNc3x]

lol, look at the shadow...

[TheHunte696]

He is fingering her arm

[kojimy]

Privacy Please!!

[jujukik13]

very nice, i could watch all 10 minutes of this, love you Tali.

does anyone know why you couldn't romance Tali in ME1?

[maxan013]

ok who are the assholes to dislike this?

[MsShavik]

Lol xDDD

[tamari96]

i want shepards place

ಠ___ಠ



[WatchdogDisciple]

So bioware goes from Ashleys bare *clears throat* DAT ASS to a half dazed lookin shepard getting humped by Tali.  You know for how beautiful and suspensful the build up to Tali's Romance was Bio ware should have at least shown a little of Tali's suit being removed. You know kind of symbolizing all of that passionate love Tali can finally show after so many years. *thinks of Tali's words* "I need to feel your skin against mine, to share myself with you"......*full body shudder*

[gguilford72]

@WatchdogDisciple

After the manufactured "controversy" with mass effect, they probably wanted to be more subtle for 2. I'm sure they'll really cut loose for 3, though.

[IzaacPhire]

If you play it fast it looks like tali is constantly humping Shepard

[sAcRoSaNct17]

lmfao

[jocke706]

i cant decide hwo i will choose, liara or tali. i like them both just as much as the other one.

[SinDawg030]

@jocke706 Romance them separately with different Shepards

[jocke706]

@SinDawg030 yeah it is just that, in mass effect 1 i had romance with liara and in ME2 i had romance with tali. and i kinda like imported game save from ME1 to 2, so its a bit complicated

[SinDawg030]

@jocke706 Think of it this way. Would you rather be with the one who can be with you with no dangers but lives for ten of your lifetimes or the one who lives as long as you do but has an inherent health risk? Both are equally good in my opinion so thats why I did two playthroughs

[gigadickwads]

I was just laughing at a Gmod mod vid and I saw this and it makes me almost want to cry. D: but then I just go back a page and laugh again!

[CaptainRex105]

how do you get this to happen because i cant figure out how to do this even though i did romance her

[lgvamos3]

um anyone else noticing shepards eyes?

[hd2files]

WTF!?



[joseph86255]

Bioware don't want to disappoint anyone do here's what I think they'll do- they will show her face but they'll do it so that rather than taking some of her charm away, it ends up giving her even more charm. In other words, she'll be absolutely gorgeous. Oh, and she'd better have a nice smile to go with it as well, triggered by you telling her that she's just as beautiful as you always imagined.

[Sansiara]

how you do this?

[GDIgenGT]

How do I set this as my screen saver? TELL ME, DAMN YOU!

[die10times]

Why does she keep pelvic thrusting? :o

Does Tali have a man peepee?

[motyeszz]

Err, why are you dressed as Captain Anderson?

[derth4]

9 F'N minutes!!!!! holy cow!!!

[C05597641]

Tali has an elbow vagina. You cannot unsee.

Why does Shepard look so disgusted with himself? lol.

[Malrune]

Forever alone.

[Knarf009]

This is beyond pathetic. Why would anyone romance that personalitiless space gypsy? You guys are losers beyond all redemption.

[geminiwolf91]

@Knarf009 no u

[TheScreamingGoblin]

I would laugh my ass off if you can't see her face in ME3 but you have to buy the dlc to see it in another mission or that it would be cencored in the end.

[meneerneenee]

seriously?

[lasersbun]

DAMMIT, HOW DO YOU GET THIS IN THE GAME?

[loosekarrott]

@lasersbun DAMMIT, HOW DO YOU GET THIS IN REAL LIFE?

[hargis7]

I Like to think tali looks like a night elf from world of warcraft lol :)

[failurbanik]

added tags

ten mins of fan service

pointless

creeps others out

extreme tali loven

i love tali one of the best charectors and best romance but THIS IS OVER THE TOP

[WardenDarlingClement]

he looks kind of sad xD and man...shepard's hand goes right through tali's arm lol

[thexcommenterx1]

boner alert

[AwesomeOxtheExploder]

"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL"

-loops for ten minutes-

[Matthew7021]

I was sooooo dissapointed when I couldn't romance her in ME1... the moment I saved her in ME 1 I was like : Ouh hell you're mine xD

Glad they made it in ME2 and the process is really timed and cute :D Awesome!

Mass effect 3 Better be supreme..!!!

[shougoh]

I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite video on youtube.

[ThePa1riot]

Need . . . . uniform! Screw Cerberus to hell and back! I want to show my loyalty to the Alliance. How do you get the Alliance uniform for Xbox?

[drkTmplar422a9]

how do you unlock the alliance outfit for PC?

[xGimpyx]

My Xbox has been breaking down for the past month, and has pretty much hit the shit tonight, as I was working on Infinite Undiscovery. After trying to fix it for two hours, I gave up, exhausted and frustrated. Then I watched this to the Neir OST.

Suddenly, I forgot why I was mad. : )

[RhysEdwards100]

@xGimpyx I might get Infinite Undiscovery again.. :) cool game

[levitan71]

i wonder if legion will help shepard build a house on the quarian home world as a token of apriciation , well a few geth primes would make it go faster come to think of it.

[HeyItsJonaveil]

I'll die a happy man if I see her face in ME3.

[TAPriceCTR]

you recorded 10 minutes of this? I love tali more than anyone but come on

[lolSergio]

@TAPriceCTR

Well, to be honest, I only recorded the cuddle animation once and looped it for 10 minutes. :)

[TAPriceCTR]

@lolSergio

LOL, ok all is forgiven :)

[Anarchizer]

@lolSergio hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha... dont worry I typed only "ha" and copy pasted it for like um 10 min ? :D

[FrigidAxe]

@lolSergio That seems like it'd still be very time consuming.

[failurbanik]

@lolSergio i recorded my face after watching this and the looped it for ten mins

[dagioismagic]

@lolSergio How can you do this????

[shadowpredator100]

@lolSergio whats the song in this

[pileofpoop100]

@TAPriceCTR Apparently he likes her more than you.

[StrickenRecord]

What Tali needs is a variant of the Infiltrator's Tactical Cloak that only invisibles the suit itself. Than she can go around supposedly helmetless without enduring heavy risk. ^.^

[BWIENS789]

Can anyone see Tali's eyes partially open? It's a bit hard to see with the reflection on the glass piece.

[thepigclub]

I think you'll probably get to see Tali's face if she dies. She'll take off the mask and ask for a goodbye kiss

[ZacharyZoomer]

Okay, uh... I can resist it. I... yeah. Whew. Thought I'd--D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Dammit.

[menchin11]

FUCK ME3 IM PLAYIN THIS OVER AND OVER JUST FOR TALI!!!!! :D

[BWIENS789]

@GeOpRiMe34 Are you serious? Wow you sexist fuck.

[Nathanthus]

how do you invite Tali up to the cabin to sit with her or lay in bed? i finished the suicide mission and continued the game

[AragonShadslayer]

@Nathanthus Well you complete the suicide mission then continue. Go up to your cabin then next to your personal terminal, there should be a intercom button. Press that and invite Tali, either walk to her or the bird to trigger a scene.(Requirements:Tali must have been romanced in the game.)

[go1988]

I romanced tali but I didn't get to this scene? How do I get to it?

[westsidepride69]

....another one of THESE videos....Tali is cool and all and probably best romance option for ME universe so far but.....ugh....

[Whippenberg]

why the hell are we looking at tali cuddeling for 10 minutes? -_-

[Somatrasiel]

I always laughed at that slight hip humping the female does when they cuddle. (Be is shepard or any other female)

[prankster335]

Joker: Bridge to commander Shepard, we're 5 minutes out from the omega 4 relay.

Shepard: Shut Up, were having a moment!

[z3r010101]

Does anyone else feel like we're trying to interrupt something, but they're too much in love to care that we're staring at them?

[warlordkoffe1andonly]

I want Shepard's place.

ಠ___ಠ

[TheAfroCarrot]

@warlordkoffe1andonly

Same here... *teardrop*

[makarov22112211]

tali is more beatiful than anyone on earth no joke

[0ptimus1984]

@makarov22112211 agreed, but Liara is to :)

[westsidepride69]

@makarov22112211 You dont see her face, Jackass.

[makarov22112211]

@westsidepride69 shut up

[westsidepride69]

@makarov22112211 Hey im not hating, its just you dont see her face.

[makarov22112211]

@westsidepride69 you will in mass effect 3

[westsidepride69]

@makarov22112211 Nope. I can pretty much say for certain they are gonna pull a bungie on us.

[skytop082]

7 people are jealous .

[Azriel637]

HEY! no boots in bed, these sheets are new!

[hanwud]

I hope bioware takes all the time they need to finish mass effect 3, and also, since ME3 is the finale, they may as well show tali's face somewhere near the very end (provided having romanced her or something) so we feel like we earned it. After all, after playing ME1 and ME2 and wondering how she looks like and building up the mystery and suspense, ME3 would be a great time to release it. Even if bioware decides not to show, tali's still my fav character. Thumbs up if you agree :)

[Emcmillin09]

@hanwud The mystery of what's under her mask is part of what makes her attract to so many players. I want to see her face, but I wouldn't complain if Bioware left her face up to our own interpretation.

[killallianceftw]

@hanwud I wouldn't doubt it if they pulled a Bungie and master chief, all of us fans were expecting to see his face at the end of Halo 3 but were massively disappointed.

[SpazzyMcGee1337]

@hanwud Tali's face couldn't satisfy everyone's expectations. I believe at the end of the day most people would come away from Mass Effect with feeling better not seeing Tali's face. The mystery of her mask is its own sort of beauty.

[geminiwolf91]

@hanwud im pretty sure they will because in ME 2 Tali keeps saying how she wishes that Shepard could see past her mask/helmet, provided that shes your love interest. also bioware even said that they are aware of how famous Tali is, so theres no doubt that well see tali's face in ME 3. i just hope they have the Quarians taking back their homeworld from the geth and you get to help them, id like to see that too.

[Obito1600]

@hanwud I agree, but if they do not, I'm going to get my torches and pitch forks and raise a l337 army to storm bioware hq and shout "WERE GONNA BURM THIS MOTHA FUCKA DOWN!" You want in?

[failurbanik]

@Obito1600 im in

[Obito1600]

@failurbanik Kick ass.

[failurbanik]

@Obito1600 if i find out i did chthulu (or i cant find out wtf i did) ill kill their ceos

[BluTrollPro]

@hanwud They should show here face well she is lying on her death bed in ME3... because of a seemingly harmless STD that you gave here in ME2, Seems like something bioware would do just to enrage the majority of there male fanbase =D

[357BoomHeadshot]

@hanwud I do wanna see her face but deep down, dont.... i feel like Bioware is gonna disappoint 2 many Horny nerds lol

[0tohemineurasthenia]

Did anyone watch long enough to notice Tali keeps humping Shepard's leg?

[StrickenRecord]

They make such a cute couple. ^.^

[Hogaboga101]

just who would want to watch this for 10 min?! who would want tp watch this at all? Why did I even click this video? Why I am so much more awsome than any of you? Why do I even bother posting this comment?

[novantha1]

@Hogaboga101 because your secondl ast line was a lie

[skytop082]

@novantha1 YOUR A LIE!!!!!! *Novantha disappears*

[penisflytrap909]

@Hogaboga101

to awnser your question from 5 months ago--

because your parents don't love you.

[GGReviews900]

Why di I get the feeling this is fake? Then again I never played that much of Mass Effect 2.

[RaptorRex88]

@GGReviews900 Its not fake, you can do this with any love interest you have after the final mission. (Provided they survived)

[Convict147]

Why is she humping him? :))

[skytop082]

Pansy ass lazy communist Bioware animators! FIX THE FUCKING CLIPPING, Whos the Twinkle toed snit eating communist ass fucking animal raping closet fucking asshole that thought it would be a good idea to use the same DAMN ANIMATION FOR EVERY FUCKING CHARACTER?!!!!

[reddragon52894]

@skytop082 wtf r u raging on now? u shud reallly stop cas it makes you look like a whiny little bitch

[skytop082]

@reddragon52894 Ever heard of a Joke? Or grammar lessons? Which would you like to learn about first?

[reddragon52894]

@reddragon52894 i wud like to learn y sarcasm sux over the internet u douchey hoe xD

[skytop082]

@reddragon52894 i would still like to know why you suck at spelling, come back to me when you learn how to spell. What are you 10? 6? 8?

[reddragon52894]

@skytop082 wow fuckin dumbass, it took u 2 days to even think about a comeback? oh btw its called abbreviations. god wat r kids at skool learning these days?

[skytop082]

@reddragon52894 2 days to think of a comeback? No, i have a little something, something that you clearly dont have, its called.........a life. "God wat r kids at skool learning these days?" Well, I was about to ask you the same thing.

[reddragon52894]

@skytop082 lol "have a life"? u wudnt be continuing this conversation then and then saying the same things i keep saying.....pathetic.

[skytop082]

@reddragon52894 *Facepalm* Kid, its dinner time, go drink your milk. You keep replying, Your "Comebacks" are poorly spelled, the only thing that is spelled right is arrogance written throughout all you comments, it is sickening but i am getting some form of entertainment from it, please continue, and could you actually try to spell this time?

[reddragon52894]

@skytop082 lol the only person drinking milk is ur wife if u even got 1 xD btw like i said b4 abreviations.

[skytop082]

@reddragon52894 abbreviations you mean? Dude why on a fucking keyboard? Are you some 8 year old that types at less than? 13 Words per Minute? It looks like you cant think of a effective comeback, so you just resort to a generic family insult. (Takes out phone) Larry cancel all my appointments.......i am going to be here a while....

[reddragon52894]

@skytop082 xD i love seeing retards react. btw if i was 8 i wud get a whooping but im not but i hate lil kids like that cussing others out. nyways family insults always work

[skytop082]

@reddragon52894 Family insults always work? Pffffffffft *Holds back laughter* You are such a Hypocrite, Isn't it past you're bedtime anyhow? what are you doing here anyway? Isn't this game rated M for Mature? 17+? Sorry litttle tyke, mommy wont let you get this, you need to improve your literature grade first, then do your chores, then maybe she will take you to Toys R Us and get it for you as a special treat.

[reddragon52894]

@skytop082 fuck M games i love playing farmville and petting a baby goat. obama sux and is fucking up america u stupidass liberal and how am i being a hypocrit. tell me that do u even know the meaning? nope u dont so ill be in my room and playing cod xD

wtf r we talking about now?

[skytop082]

@reddragon52894 We were talking about your lack of knowledge, What does Obama have to do with this anyway? This all started when you failed to realize that i was making a joke about cussing out bioware like a drill sergeant because of the fugly clipping that goes on here, and it progressed to me getting endless entertainment from your failed attempts to act like an adult and to hurt my feelings.

[KaiserofKonoha]

@skytop082 you win so hard

[EdenAckart]

Ugh, this is so creepy... I like having the romance option in the game because it gives the characters more depth and more personal stake, and it culminating in porking is fine, but the cuddling on the couch and bed made me feel creepy.

[MrGigichelu]

10 mins? really? did any1 actually watch it all

[nenhmALT]

@MrGigichelu I did.

[cam281993]

hump the leg

[Exist64]

tali would be a pretty good wife, nice romance ,but my favourite character is thane, really. he has the same thoughts i have by thinking about war and shooters, its a pretty impressive experience for me to listen his philosophy..

i want to become a man like he is.

[erobianrat]

@Exist64 an assassin with chronic flashbacks?

[Exist64]

@erobianrat we both know, hes more than that XD

[PumpkinPumpkinVivi]

So cute. :]

[TNTLotLP]

I don't wanna bitch, but those two aren't very good at cuddling.

[Exist64]

@TNTLotLP who?

[iAMsoBEAST1]

Is there a reason this video is 10 MIN LONG?

[kamiazee]

they forgot the pitched tent i believe

[RodrMattA]

Tali's such a sweet girl.

I wanted to romance her in the first game, but my wishes were granted when 2 came out :D

I'm SO looking forward to 3. That one's gonna be even more amazing than the first two.

...At least, I hope.

But when has BioWare done us wrong?

[ThatVarrenGuy]

@hosthemanofhouse Dude, no. Just no. It sounds like some damn sci-fi soap opera crap. I will not have Mass Effect defiled and degenerated into some damn space soap opera.

[TheBloodyVengeance]

I hope there will be a possibility to return to the alliance in Mass Effect 3 and wear this uniform officially... Shepard, General of the fleet!

[expierement117]

wait, how do you see tali's finger shadows through your shoulder? And no. It isn't lighting.

[x82ndODSTx]

Is he asleep? They really need to fix the fact that he is either asleep in this position, or staring at her like a emo guy in another.

[x82ndODSTx]

I wish it included the old alliance uniforms in a dlc pack or something for the Xbox (and soon, PS3).

[Arppis]

I always cursed Bioware for giving Cerberus the most riddicilous outfits.

[SmartMiroku]

I can't wait until the third one comes out, there's going to be a hell of a cat fight between Tali and Liara for me :D

[mansoor619]

@SmartMiroku haha great but i wanted to ask something.In mass effect 2 i did Jack and Miranda side missions but after that they fight with each other.If i take side of Jack,Miranda loses loyalty and the same with Jack.What should i do plz help if u can:)

[SmartMiroku]

@mansoor619 I am not sure, I didn't have that problem. I did not like any of the new female characters that were added lol.

[mansoor619]

@SmartMiroku and yeah another thing i wanted to ask I have not played ME 1.So i have ended ME 2(Everyone died)but is ME1 also good?Shall i buy it?

[SmartMiroku]

@mansoor619 Honestly, yes. It's different, but it is fun...I personally liked the story better, it was more grasping.

[mansoor619]

@SmartMiroku ok thanx,im gonna buy it soon

[Rykanable]

@mansoor619 You need high Paragon/Renegade scores to don't ave them lose their loyalty.

[BigA7501]

@mansoor619 I always wait to do jacks loyalty mission last so my Paragon/Renegade points are high enough to solve the argument