Goalie Fail

[juneyang1]

well...it seems like he's never felt Balls between his legs before. -___-

[MyUberfail]

lol it's in belgium

[cjonesy94]

i thought he was just celebrating a good save by break dancing...

[HuMbErWo0dDaKu]

@Humberwood87 yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[MrSoccerr]

Robert Green's cousin.

[jandscodkillers]

hes like screw u guys im going home

[Jonathan214]

He was obviously throwing the game...he probably had money on it!

[panictopaz21087]

the goalie was like "screw you guys i quit!" *kicks ball in the net*

[Pr0zNemesis]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[302yt]

OMG its a great SAVE!!.......huh hmmm.... its a great GOAL!!

[NeonEquinox]

Wow his team must gotten really pissed xD And all those people who were fans, unless they won :P

[MrTeChNo4EvEr1]

Press 7 for Tea-Bag!

[scottraposo]

He had a bad day

[naruto63033]

Press 2 for facepalm =P

[tombeals69]

@sabotagedarkness

true. what better name for the sport could you come up with than football? a sport where you touch the ball with nothing but your feet (well mostly)

[WarlordOfDeath59]

@sabotagedarkness I'm from the US, and I call it football and that's the exact argument I use to explain to people why it's called football.

[d3vilscry666]

Is that Almunia?

[ProFootballer2B]

@d3vilscry666 no. Almunia has hair and plays for ARsenal

[firefly66661]

is this anderlecht?

[Aseastin]

@firefly66661

It's Anderlecht making the goal, against Roeselare

[p4v1l0ndrumm3r]

@sabotagedarkness im american and i couldnt agree more.

[UggaWaggaProductions]

Surprised No one faked an injury.

[JonnyALC]

@sabotagedarkness and a one mans army wil never win the war mr UK

[SurvivorsOfTitanic]

Wow, what's up with all the retarded comments? Enjoy the fucking video and stop being such a Nazi about what the sport is called in your country. Nobody gives a shit if you call it football or soccer, much less if you hate the game. So soccer haters and ignorant people GTFO. Nobody cares what you think.

[neonman1604]

he made a 180 for his montage

[UNC3345]

That defense is like a brick wall

[hoffmanna32]

@skylinmegas9290 America F@#K ya, dont you forget it

[creese54]

he was tryna find his balls

[gilollme]

wheres robert green? hahaha

[shibuyagto]

Shower must have been hard, after this :S

[MrSupershellshock]

Belgian soccer is a fail itself :p

[craz3killa]

soccer is fucking terrible

[gtf103]

@craz3killa its because u dont have the skillz for it

[tightend50]

0:11 his face is like .....damn

[ilovepanda246]

176* and if he has that many likes, that makes you look like the faggot fuck stick you are, that gets no pussy. suck my 15 year old fucking cock you little bitch.

[tduff91]

0:24 like a dog trying to find somewhere to shit

[MacJaxonManOfAction]

Making meaningless and offensive posts on Youtube is like being HayleeHalogenX, even if you get 174 thumbs up, you're still retarded.

[aell0111]

@MacJaxonManOfAction how is it offensive

[MrMrOlympia]

@MacJaxonManOfAction shut up phaggot

[09lolzzfly]

wtf this happend in belgium were i live ;d anderlecht is my favorite team ;p

[jtttttttt]

this does happen on pro evolution soccer

[cacodemon226]

I wanna learn his break dance move!

[nazykid]

He never liked his team

[ClinkEastbridge]

Pretty bad

[finnersz]

he grew too fast

[3931Kong]

more of a win

[CometShoot000]

capoeira kick

[PaulieDeMafia210]

And I thought Green was bad.

[buddypokekid]

@PaulieDeMafia210 :|

[PaulieDeMafia210]

@buddypokekid ...What?

[buddypokekid]

@PaulieDeMafia210 I don't remember my reason XD. Fail for me :P

[glendon29]

the goaler was paid to do that lool

[TheBananaRebel]

shit happens

[joostisabelle]

english goalkeepers LMAO

[SuperVlaamsRS]

@joostisabelle it are belgium teams....

[thewalkereffect]

I love it how goaliest in these situations always stand up and shrug looking around as if its the defenders fault lol.

[DrSurprise]

he must be related to Robert Green

[osiris3yhn]

@DrSurprise hahaha thats good one

[Chowbizful]

@DrSurprise ja fuck off with ur english green

[HeAd2tOeS1234]

he did the robert green :D

[fig939]

jak pech to pech

[skasyshoot]

Fail ha ha ha ha

[shinybbq]

Chutmarani.

[somebodyindahouse]

did he know he could use his hands?

[PliskinShalashaska]

your all retarded little bastards

[CptChaos47]

@PliskinShalashaska You're not your.

[NuclearPopcorn]

@CptChaos47 I see captain grammar spotted one little grammatical error and had to make an annoying reply about it

[eddylao101]

tht guy really knows how to control his balls

[checkfoldcallraise]

you and the 87 people who thumbed you up have some growing up to do. show some respect.

[whosurdaddy52]

HEY HAYLEEHALOGEN MY FRIEND IS RETARTED WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU REALLY WHAT

[A1DE5]

he pulled a robert green.

[boobeis93]

I bet his english

[NGC2770Official]

Did he die?

[famy5678]

Lesson of the day:

- Don't try to break-dance when playing football.

[MRiFXXK]

@famy5678 soccer..

[MetaKiteZX]

@MRiFXXK it's fucking football everywhere else

[skylinmegas9290]

@MRiFXXK foot ball! only gay united states calls it soccer

[wilknight12345]

@skylinmegas9290 gay name for a gay sport. 

[MRiFXXK]

@skylinmegas9290 then wtf is football called wherever you live?

[skylinmegas9290]

@MRiFXXK american football ........i would call it stewie ball ........NY Giants ftw

[MelancholyApples]

@famy5678 CORRECTION FOOTBALL IS THE AMERICAN SPORT YOU PLAY WIT YOURS HANDS AND FEET SOCCER IS THE SPORT YOU PLAY WITH ONLY UR FEET UNDERSTAND?

[7heAre7s]

@MelancholyApples That's partially correct. While it is true what you said, the UK calls it football, everyone else says soccer. American football = rugby in the UK and some other countries. famy5678 isn't wrong, so no need to say "CORRECTION".

[iAMdeath002]

@7heAre7s american football and rugby are different retard

[7heAre7s]

@MelancholyApples Also, not even everyone in the US, or anywhere else for that matter calls it soccer. Some still call it football despite their country. To be honest, it really doesn't make a blind bit of difference. Same game and same rules, just different names in some areas.

[MelancholyApples]

@7heAre7s :(

[pimpyomama8]

Capoeira Goal Keeping Engaged!

[XbladeDragon]

Well at least if he doesnt make it as a goalie, he can be a great breakdancer

[spideyownz]

poor bitch

[bizigli1974]

i laughed at this video and the same day i saw it i made an autogoal a back pass to the goalee and he wasnt there he was drinking water loooool !!!! :))))

[amazenfireangel]

i would have DIED inside. and then have the same reaction he did, like, okay, well, there you go. lol

[Dinocrap1101]

that poor guy

[MrInsanity187]

u know he got beat up in the locker room after that

[aolaniffbapm]

hilarious iraqie gig watch?v=R02tbrZSO3I

[ElPicheGringo]

surprised it wasnt the english goalie from the last world cup against america when it just went through his legs or whatever now THAT was a goalie fail.

[blocki666]

For a second i thought it was gonna be Robert Green xD

[Le0ga]

Nice save, Robert Green.

[Locc0Glocc]

fucking stay in the kitchen

[Renderello]

the guy obviously wants his silly comments known, so he made 20 other accounts, logged into each one, and voted thumbs up for his own comments. vote them down or for spam

[gottaLOVEBrazJJ]

Hey, I thought this was Youtube. Not my history class. :/

[jksoccerfreak]

Why are people talking about America and war? I want to laugh, not learn about politics.

[jksoccerfreak]

Why are people talking about America and war? I want to laugh, not learn about politics.



[iceman5340]

u don't have 2 understand the announcers 2 realize they're calling him a dumbass

[MrPorygon1]

@HayleeHalogenX thats funny i dont care who you are

[HayleeHalogenX]

@MrPorygon1 :D

[checkfoldcallraise]

@MrPorygon1 you're a moron

[MrPorygon1]

@checkfoldcallraise not really and you gotta be a moron to try and act tough over the internet

[checkfoldcallraise]

@MrPorygon1 no you really are a moron

[MrPorygon1]

@checkfoldcallraise how would you know? do you watch every step i take? do you see what i do everyday? do you even know me?

[checkfoldcallraise]

@MrPorygon1 i dont care about all that. i just have no respect for people who think its funny to make fun of retarded people. it shows you are selfish and take for granted how fragile life is. i wasn't trying to act tough, i only said the first thing that came to mind when i read your comment. were you offended? i certainly hope so. at least you have the mental capacity to read and type. if someone you care about had an accident that took away the ability to read or type, would you laugh?

[MrPorygon1]

@checkfoldcallraise its a soccer video. i never said anything about the person being retarded and i am pretty sure a goalie scoring on his own goal is not a life changing event or any reason to bring that up. i don't think this guy is retarded i am just saying that it is kinda funny that he scored on himself. its happened to me before. i wasnt called retarded or any crap you are bringing up

[checkfoldcallraise]

@MrPorygon1 you replied to HayleeHalogenX that his comment was funny. its sadly the highest rated comment so far. i thought the video was funny too.

[MrPorygon1]

@checkfoldcallraise well i didnt mean anything wrong so whatever

[gleijsteen]

@HayleeHalogenX arguing on youtube fills my time

[Skateronastick]

@HayleeHalogenX how original.....

[TD5X]

@Skateronastick lol youre a fucking troll :D

[HayleeHalogenX]

@msingh96 I'm sorry it offends you, but maybe you should think before scouring the internet for political correctness.

[Shasice253]

@msingh96 I also have a relative who is retarded but it's still fucking hilarious. Now please gently remove your tampon and read it again

[CUSSERKID]

@msingh96 loldownie. hope he dies xoxo

[Adrianna1666]

@msingh96 She was making a point.... toughen up >.<

[Ralph12344]

@HayleeHalogenX I don't really think that's the best way to make your point.

[11zoomzoom11]

@HayleeHalogenX Well done

[rowdy93sho]

@HayleeHalogenX one of the best comments i've ever read on youtube. anytime i see an arguement i will use it

[dubooya]

@HayleeHalogenX so I heard you like image boards.

[TehLaser555]

@HayleeHalogenX You're the one arguing idiot cock sucker.

[dandyandy132]

@HayleeHalogenX That's pretty much the meanest thing I've ever heard.

[Mrfinnmeister]

@HayleeHalogenX what the heck is wrong with you?

[MrKay0]

LOOOL He skilled himself up

[Gunner193]

I don't care about arguing on the Internet, I want an original comment as highest voted, damnit!

[Tigerclaws63]

Why are the two top rated comments about American history? This video is about a Goalie's retarded actions

[Kar7707]

@CiderCanRaver

im pretty sure that vietnam was a french colony but losing against guerilla warfare as a world power was epic fail.

[comandermalander456]

LMAO!!

[genshikashmir]

I just love how the top comments have absolutely nothing to do with the video.

[MrBlobby360]

worse than rob green

[dddavidshadowp]

HOLY SHIT HOW THE FUCK DID THIS VIDEO TURN INTO A BATTLE BETWEEN RACES...... AND ITS THEIR GODDAMN HISTORY!

WOW. THIS IS ABOUT A GODDAMN GOALIE WHO ACCIDENTLY KICKED THE DAMN BALL INTO THE DAMN NET.

DAMN IT EVERBODY JUST SHUT UP!

[dazz7400]

Gutted

[xdon3]

Robert Green relative?

[CiderCanRaver]

How long ago was that?

Britain was the first nation in the world to industrialise and had an empire covering 25% of the worlds land mass and population. My point - everyone has their time, and Americas is almost over. This will be China's century.

[DiscoQuincy]

try rob greens keeping fail during the england vs USA game... lol

[bluebloodbubblebath]

Is this HD ?

[GFABTHEKING]

LOL!!THIS IS BANANNAS!

[groommateglobal]

what??  :)

[dylanCongTu]

guys guys guys. shut up, we are enjoying a gud fail here.

[V3ng3anc]

@CiderCanRaver Best British fail: THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION: back in the 1770's the worlds most powerful/feared military's, they got beat buy a few AMERICAN FARMERS with pitchforks 'nnd shit.. KTHNXBAI

[DaGrammArNazi]

@CiderCanRaver

1) we expanded about 2000 miles to the pacific coast=win

2) the french only supported the US because we had won a few key battles in the first place. from 1776 to 1778 we were just 'farmers with pitchforks' fighting against the most powerful army in the world.

i know i wont get thumbs up like your completely incorrect comment, but at least i'm actually right.

[CiderCanRaver]

@DaGrammArNazi "expanded about 2000 miles to the pacific coast" slaughtering millions of natives along the as well as declaring war on Mexico for no reason whatsoever.

Without the French America would not have won the war of independence.

[DaGrammArNazi]

@CiderCanRaver i'll agree that slaughtering and stealing land from( i can admit when i'm wrong) natives was wrong, but the war with mexico was provoked when mexicans attacked US soldiers in texas

i didn't deny that, i'm just saying that we held our own, and won battles against the great british army for nearly half of the war, like your reference to the Vietnamese 'farmers with pitchforks'.

[LDKBBAB]

@DaGrammArNazi Shut up.Meg! XD

[CiderCanRaver]

@DaGrammArNazi In a sense you are right, but when these American soldiers were in Texas they were actually in territory that Mexico claimed and that the US knew Mexico claimed. So in a sense Mexico was provoked into 'attacking' the american soldiers as they were in fact occupying Mexican soil. So in reality it was more of a defense.

[CiderCanRaver]

@DaGrammArNazi My reference to the Vietmanese was one of sarcasm. They fought with strong tactics and soviet backing. The american soldiers.

The British army was and always was small in terms of numbers. It was an army that had to be spread across the world very thinly to defend territories.

As you should know being an American, fighting on someone elses land away from home is much harder than fighting at home.

[haty24]

@CiderCanRaver lol yeah but we have megan fox

[CiderCanRaver]

@haty24 yes but then again you have you, and your fucking ugly so I think it cancels out.

[LucasOhnmeis]

@CiderCanRaver you seem to me as the kind of person who was a dumbass in school so they go on youtube and wikipedia to troll how smart (copy and paste) they are to the world. maybe the US is poor from paying 75% of the United Nations expenses, or you know what, maybe it's becuase we lead the world in relief. Everyone hates America, but in their times of need, America is the first one at their door. Shove off and get your jollies in real life, instead of on youtube jackass.

[CiderCanRaver]

@LucasOhnmeis

erm nope i am currently doing a degree at university, not visted wikipedia to site any information at all whilst on this video.

america thinks that money solves everything, "oh so the world hates us for declaring war on everybody, ok let's pay them off with 'relief' ".

doesn't work like that i'm afraid.

one thing america needs to learn is that money doesn't solve anything. try standard of living or enjoyment of life.

[haty24]

@CiderCanRaver Your mom didnt think so

[CiderCanRaver]

@haty24 not sure what my "mom" is

in the real english lanuguage we say "mum"and my mum would sure has heck think your ugly

[haty24]

@CiderCanRaver Bro, I get fucking pussy. And the word 'mom' is ucking english, jesus christ your fucking stupid.

[CiderCanRaver]

@haty24

no its american slang english, not real english.

you won't find the word mom in the oxford english dictionary.

your fucking ugly, look at your video for example. the end.

[thegeekfanatic]

@CiderCanRaver wow british retard if half the people in Britain were as dumb fucked as you, Britain would be the most selfish, angriest bastards in the world, but they aren't its just you, you stupid chav go fuck your self and your MUM to bitch

[pzdontsaystupidreply]

@thegeekfanatic yes britan would be but it's not..on the other hand America has the most selfish,angriest bastards in the whole world you stupid yankee go fuck you're cheeseburger.

[CiderCanRaver]

@thegeekfanatic

so your saying it would be like america?

i'm not a chav and i don't live with my mum so hush up son.

[haty24]

@thegeekfanatic look. maybe you should stfu. you just got like 5 ppl saying your a dumb fuck. and calling me ugly 3 times isnt makin you look any smarter. mom is a word. jesus christ, don't fucking breed.

[spanishguido]

@CiderCanRaver dude wtf you cant have both the highest rated comments. you have to share.