Cassetteboy vs. Jamie Oliver

[Professor6871]

Right up my dad's alley hahhahaha.

[SainterX]

"I'm not too deep" HAHA

[DKDonkeyKong99]

superb mate.

[Joe898100]

Go on my son!!!

[hollynicola]

just put the old bag over the face

[billiethekydd]

you are funnier than KSIOlajideBT, thumbs up if you agree (Y)

[nathanbeal93]

I'm whack my old man right up his ally, urgh yeahhh, he'll like that

[FISRTGOAT]

Im pretty damn simple, im a little faggot!

[seagoonproductions]

I find this really rather offensive, and thats about it really...

[Professor6871]

@seagoonproductions good and who cares.

[EMJAYFAB]

fat tongue mockney wanker

[JackWillssLovee]

GO ON MY SON haha absouletely pissed myself

[andreweasygale]

More tears of laughter "I wanna whack my old man right up his alley..."

[MrGyan69]

GO ON MY SON! yeh

[sonicspeeder201]

u know what yeahum um um urm yeah Get a Fucking Job Jamie

[Jonath0450]

@sonicspeeder201

I'd like to see you cook like him :P

[Areyourealythatdumb]

he is such a cunt!

[Professor6871]

@Areyourealythatdumb a rather rich cunt with all those Sainsbury adverts of his.

[RapidJuice1]

ONYON

[J03Y0123]

"There is something rather sexy about bruising a face, just bash the hell out of it really"

AHAHAH :D

[Aedifi]

I've listened to this like 4 times and it still makes me laugh sooo much!!

[HibsGunit]

Brill that was funny

[englishmyth]

it's it's it's it's ... EGGS!! too good had me in stitches

[missrunap]

there is something rather sexy about bruising a face HAHAHAHA

[ytsjedi]

"im pretty damn simple, im a little tosser, im a little bit wet, im not too deep" XD

[harold5403]

retro salad yeah lol

[PianoPlayingDave69]

"Lemon, lemonnnnnn. GO ON MY SON!!!"

[Professor6871]

Very funny stuff!

[hoolejd01]

0:45 mmmmmmmmmmmmmyeahhh :D

[InhabitantOfOddworld]

Salt n pepper yeah, retro salad yeah, whack my old man right up his alley, know what I mean. Funny stuff

[RandomOlz]

Cannot stop laughing :')

Inspired me to do a video in the same style on my channel :P

[bananarifle]

I can never watch Jamie Oliver without laughing now XD

[theeviljeremyoliver]

Wank.

[hollymoorex]

gwannn my son

[hersnab]

retro salad yeah

[Jakepersontwelve]

Ya know what I mean?

No one knows

[fireboyell]

Funny

[bloochoo42]

1:26 there is something sexy about bruising the old face

[TollSchaft]

NICE NICE NICE NICE

[MrGAFFIT]

peel my old carrots lol

[luffybey]

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[gamingxfreakx82]

your awersome cassette boy your so funny

[Professor6871]

@gamingxfreakx82 A genius too.

[Polecat147]

Take your peeler and um, um, um, um, um, um peel me old carrots - I never guessed! :)

[jaguargod1234]

anyone would think he's audtioning for a fucking place in 'oliver the musical' cockney my fuckin arse!

[cky616craiggg]

Whack my old man right up his alley haha

[Professor6871]

@cky616craiggg Term of indearment I suppose in the Oliver household saying that too your father.

[sadhbhandleah]

im a little bit wet!!

[aquacrystal14]

you gotta do one for Jeremy Kyle...

[emendamcg]

@aquacrystal14 definitely thumbs this lad up

[dudgiemonster]

oignoooon. 0.36

[solosoloblackdude]

"I don't have many good friends"

That's because u suck J.O.

[verzeda]

I wanna nice lemon, a LIMON, GO ON MY SON! beauty

[TheChowie]

im gonna whak my old man rite up his alley lol

[Nattacus]

@TheChowie Yeah?

[DrumTrimmings88]

stalkey, stalkey stalkey, yeah, stalkey

[Digggyyyyy]

im quite mad styley styley

[meringoo]

MMMMMMM YEAHHHH

[BroccoliBiatch]

POMEGRANATE, YEAH.

[penguincharlotte]

lol

[chouslop15]

nice nice nice nice

[KatieMarieLong]

"I'm a little tosser...I'm a little bit wet." XD

[androhn]

@KatieMarieLong "I'm not too deep"

[KatieMarieLong]

@androhn "It's just eggs, celery, grapes and all that malarky..."

[BunyunKid]

CASSETTEBOY IS A FUCKING LEGEND

[themightyimp08]

also recently used in DJ Yoda mixes, btw

[mobster100]

There is something rather sexy about bruising a face

[Smitamas101]

"i dont have many friends, ya know good friends ones you ca trust" LMAO

this is quality, i heard this a year ago, i still come back occasionally for a good laugh

[spugesdu]

"I'm gonna get the old peeler and erm, erm, erm erm erm erm, peel."

It's like Jamie Oliver on speed!

[VanguardDragon]

@spugesdu lol I liked that bit as well

[mobster100]

Fantastic superb mate

That's pukka!

I'm a little tosser!

[chiffmonkey]

Stalky stalky bits :)

Whop em in there

Fantastic superb mate

Bangin ong yooon

Yeah yeah yeah?

Nice

The old carrots yeah

[LogHeadXD]

erm, erm, erm, erm, erm lmfao

[blueday22]

banging on oin

[TeethAndClaws181]

Im a little tosser,

Im a little bit wet....

Mmmmmm yeah!

[1q1q1q1qjigsaw]

oh my christ im in tears, so fucking hilarious hahahahahahaha

[doctea]

stalky, yeah?

[majorfatasses]

retro salad, yeah?

[ProPowerPoint]

"Lemon GO ON MY SON!" :P

[spidereine]

im gonna whack my old man, right up his alley XD

[spidereine]

the harry potter one is sick - but i couldn't stop laughing.

[wearethedestroyer]

fuck me, I will NEVER watch jamie oliver the same way again!

Whichever one of the cassette boys made this, try and take his TED talk on obesity apart, that'd make my day!

[shoplifting1is1fun]

yeah?

[falselove]

Fucking hell

Thats was probably the funniest minute and a half of my life so far

[fr33eat]

'there is something rather sexy about... bruising a face'

[dottydude29woopwoop]

like, nice!

[allanoliver1690]

'im an old tosser ' lol 'im a little bit wet' :L

[Oli3TB76]

'stalky stalky bits'

[fatdaddychong]

"just put the old bag on me face" some funny shit here

[08Streetskate]

1:05 " I'm gonna whack my old man right up his ally! "

u rock cassetteboy

[TheArchfiendisgay]

he'll like that lolol

[Dracapalley]

What a total f*cking tosspot. Royal tosspot.

[rory09]

Pomegranate yeah.

[Leopoldey]

lol the old bread

[donoghue1987]

1:05 lmfao

[iCherrryz]

ahahaha lol funneh but not as good as some of ur other works ^_-

[calumjw]

WTF?

[Fukkdiss]

casetteboy's a fanboy of jamie oliver u must of watched loads of his videos to get all this shit

[fckcok]

ther is something kinda sexy about bruisin a face.

[b34rh34d]

Brilliant stuff. You should do a really slutty one for Nigella Lawson! I'm sure plenty of youtubers would get off on that

[PowerfulNoob123]

''i'm a little tosser'' LMFAO xD!

Great Work

[mrKoolKrumpKrew]

Is that Really it? Really? Really.

[jdude2211]

im a little tosser hahaha

[Mat2001uk]

"I'm gonna whack my old man right up his alley. Oh yeah. He'll like that." hahahahahahahaha :-)

[sammywombarra]

aha! a lemon, a lemone, GO ON MAH SON!

[XD89]

yeah? yeah? yeah? yeah? yeah!

XD good work

[11jeopardy11]

i cant breath!

[jamakabi89]

wicked an all that go into the old butchers get the old chops put em in the old dish

[DANGERDUNK]

Yet,,, again (fucking Qualitly)

[boomgill]

Aha. Well funny. I love the apprentice video the best though.

[Sopeydragon]

That was hillarious! :L

[Randomguyallplease]

LOL

[Randomguyallplease]

very good

[ArjunJethwa]

1:05 LOOOOL

[poemagraphic]

great job... still smiling

made my day

[RubyCosmos]

Fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!

[R3DHULK]

i havent laughed so much for ages

=D

peace

[markeagles8008]

haha, nice work! lmao

[purpleaki06]

pffft. hahhhahahahaha. superb mate

[samxtr3m3]

i hate jamie oliver the big tounged twat

[silentwulfsfan]

Yeah my dad calls him Pillow Toung

[SuperCrazySeagull]

just put the old bag over my face XD

[Smitamas101]

fantastic fantastic fantastic superb mate lol

[Irishfreedom]

oh god damn need to catch me breath. That's the first video in a long while where I laughed non stop beginning to end.

[CondonedMusic]

I'm a just a little bit wet.

Haha xD

[PotatoesForYourFace]

I'm gonna whack my old man, right up his alley.

Love it.

[Smitamas101]

"ooo, yeah, he'll like that"

XD

[Cwarner7264]

HA!

[PhilipsLS1300]

and errm yer errm errrm erm..yer its pathetic! lmao

[ShoopDaPoop23]

There is something rather sexy about bruising a face.

ahahah

[madamejojos]

" i have no friends, i'm a bit wet..ONION.....A LIMON" <bloody brillant

[FetidToecheese]

haha

He went on Letterman and insulted one of the biggest names in showbiz on his own show,,, he's such a prick

[TollSchaft]

With Jamie Oliver, EVERYTHING IS OLD

[Bergunthera]

Jamie Oliver is a meddling twat - does he honestly want to have us believe that when he was in school, he only chose the healthy shit?! I bet he had chips every day.

[JodiieBow]

Jamie On Speed!!

Hehe, just put the old bag over my head

[biezo57]

leemon!!! lol

oneeons!!

[IceWingZero]

There's a fly in my icecream!

[Bobadrewgaypan]

there is something rather sexy about bruising the face

[BarbaroiAxe]

A LIMONE!

[MastaEss]

Jamie Oliver's a snobbish cunt

[BarbaroiAxe]

Jamie oliver has done great things for the working class British family, just because you're too thick/narrow minded to appreciate what he does doesn't mean you have to randomly bitch about him.

[MastaEss]

lol who are u the jamie oliver defence association?! pay more attention to what he says and u'll understand what i mean, not a lot of ppl pick up on his snide remarks which he attempts to mask by trying to come across as a happy-go-lucky guy. he's not. he's just a cunt who makes decent food.

[MastaEss]

...self-righteous is probably a better descriptive than snobbish

[phunkyphreek]

I.e.?

[urmumsbaps]

Regardless of what he's done or achieved, he's still a smug cunt.

[charlie5431]

It isn't really bitching, it's just so funny!

You really need to opn your mind.

[independenttruckerr]

Jamie Oliver is a twat and so, it seems, are you.

So the 'working classes' should all kneel before great golden stautes of the great jamie oliver, their saviour, and praise him for telling them that eating take aways five nights a week isn't too healthy?

You twat.

[BarbaroiAxe]

woa.... thats allot of flame...

XD

[TheEnglishViking1]

You are right to say the Oliver ha done things for the working class. He has consistently patronised them, belittled them, painted them as thick chavs who don't understand that McDonald's is killing them. He is a complete nob, protected from the real world by the millions he has earned from being a right-on, PC, down with the kids toss-pot. If I ever see him, he'll know what for.

[parsleyhead]

i dont completely disagree with you, but i also don't believe that if you ever see him, you'll do anything in the slightest bit detrimental to him

[andytenmenthefirst]

all the times he says "yeah" reminds me of jafool off fonejacker.

[rory09]

Sort of stalky yeah? stringiness yeah? pomegranate yeah?

[hoofehearted]

Hey these are great - I reackon that you should do one on that silly chef that says the f word the whole time.

[johncenaand619]

gordon ramsay?

[hoofehearted]

Yeah thats the bugger. Gorden F'in Ramsey!

[johncenaand619]

lol

[TMDLex]

I'm gonna whack my old man, right up his alley.

[thesabrinascaresyou]

YO MA SON

breadcrums yeah?

retro salad yeah?

MMMMM YEH

[sniipesxx]

MMMMMMMMMMM YEAH

[zatoichi12345]

ironically,there is no editing here.this is all jamie oliver uncut.

[BabyBirdx]

there is something rather sexy about bruising the face, slap it like that, just kind of bash the hell out of it really

[DarkShroom]

ROFL

[2n2equals5]

I'm gonna get the peeler and erm, er, erm, er, er, PEEL the old carrots, use the old cold water to get it in the old bowl, with the old bread

[fr33eat]

Lol i didnt hear the second half of this because i was laughing so loud =]

[NTeamGT]

1:05

[xpowellyx]

I'm gunna whack my old man RIGHT up his alley!

Just kinda chillieeees.

YO MY SON!

:]

[237843]

VERY good - I hate this man so much! Grrr

Well done Cassetteboy :-D

[crazypianolady]

They should use this to torture people. Put it on repeat :P

[wendalboy]

hahahahahaaa he is a twat

[JacksonWHU]

"IM A LITTLE TOSSER, IM A LITTLE WET"

[mark23uk]

hahahahaha

[markdr123]

"There is something rather sexy about bruising the face. Slap it like that. Just kind of, bash the hell out of it, really."

[ScantSquad]

dj greenpeace and dj yoda sampled this over grange hill sample on the bbc radio one essential mix 2003??!!

Peace

[morganonyx1971]

Below comment had me in tears and also "There's something rather sexy about bruising a face!!!" Jamie Oliver is a lispy, poncey gimpboy who always tries to make shitty vegetarian fuck that nobody likes! Gordon Ramsay is the main man! He cooks with his meat lol!!!

[xxejbxx]

Im Gonna Wack My Old Man Right Up His Alley! Haha!

CassetteBoy - Genius.

Jamie Oliver.. Legend.

[dbizley]

"I'm gonna whack my old man...right up his alley"

"there is something rather sexy about bruising the face...just kinda bash the hello out of it really"

[Demyxman12]

That stupid asshole ruined school lunches!!!