World's Smallest Pump Track

[MrDemontrigger]

My pump track is smaller. It is just a banked circle.

[kaosteamtexas]

looks like hamster ball lol

[naywils]

was there any need for the helmet

[ReactionRacingN2]

he wears a helmet to block the dizzyness

[CODpanda909]

the dog is like look at this dumb ass 1:15

[monkeybussiness76]

that must be bad for your head round and round and round

[JoeManor1]

THUMBS UP FOR HELMET!

[DRTrampboy123]

ours is smaller :p

[thebdawgshow]

It's not a pump track if you have to pedal on it

[Nbret96]

you need a helmet for that.....?

[xXUndeadShadow166Xx]

@Nbret96 it was proly part of his parents agreement to let him make it lolo

[TaKtIkZxgaming]

worlds smallest pump track vs worlds worst rider.

[RunNiggaEdits]

daytona

[Sameruitiger]

WTF

[egbdf456]

Sorry to be a hater but that pump track sucks! The video quality is not bad though but I think the dog in the doorway is having more fun than I would on this track!

[KONAJOEY]

u must be minted crazy stuff make sure u always wear a helmet

[10kcole]

in soviot russia pump track rides you

[SacretyRocksify]

how do you know that it's really the smallest pump track??

[CREECHER369]

That looks sooo fun <--- sarcasm

[Nicolive4extrem]

Aha super pump track wo man trampelt!!!

[Superthecod]

do u live in texas

[zzbeez]

hot soup

[KyleBmx4urlife]

i think that's a pump circle

[cr125motherfucker]

i feel sorry for that dog sitting there and watching you

[FranzKlam]

A healthy alternative to the conventional "Time Out".

[01bob01]

Be selective,ignore ignorants, take on good suggestions!Do 8 shape pump track, set up rollers at the exits of berms so you can learn how to exit with a nice whip. Get a small kids bike, you are not too tall so it will be ok, small wheels will be the key in your case, you are very limited with size of your garden.Remove the brakes and chain of the bike and enjoy. DO WHAT YOU LIKE!

[01bob01]

Be selective,ignore ignorants, take on good suggestions!Do 8 shape pump track, set up rollers at the exits of berms so you can learn how to exit with a nice whip. Get a small kids bike, you are not too tall so it will be ok, small wheels will be the key in your case, you are very limited with size of your garden.Remove the brakes and chain of the bike and enjoy. DO WHAT YOU LIKE!

[1006devildog]

You must have no friends if ur doing that all day!

[HMTRACING313]

hope he doesn't get a nose bleed from going to fast oh no!

[TheRAD983]

did you get dizzy

[Unpredictable1819]

@poofighter123 That made my day, bro xD

[richardaburt]

out of all the crazy things i see, no one wears a helmet, but on a pump track the size of a small shed with hardly any pumps you wear a helmet. thank you for being smart

[1989fiveohman]

the dog sometimes chase's his tail too!

[ultimance123]

3:00 of my life wasted. Unbelivably boring. His dog shows it by just sitting there watching him.

[ultimance123]

3:00 of my life wasted. Unbelivably boring.

[Hockeyossjarod2018]

fucken crazy bro... nott

[m3drago]

i like the hot soup sign

[SlayerofFiction]

well better than a stationary exercise bike I guess.

[urdufoo]

lol "nothing to do in sacramento"... as he goes around and around...I think this was in napoleon dynamite.

[DrDaxon]

@urdufoo lmfao, "nice bike, can you take it off any sweet jumps?" "no, but i have a sweet track in my garden, wanna see?"

[lurchzx7r]

if you put the roller after the exit closer to the end of the corner you'll carry more speed and wont need a bitch crank mid straight

[DinoH8sU]

Hey man its cool if i had that in my backyard i would rock it too!! It will teach you weight transfer at least

[DinoH8sU]

Hey man its cool if i had that in my backyard i would rock it too!!

[wyomingkxrider]

wow are you sponserd you should be you reall good

[Wai0huLi790]

YOUR A LUCKY MAN!

[camy365]

lol dont you get dizy



[BMXrideforlife1]

whats the point off evan having that.

ohh and why is it in the pets and animals catagory??

lmao

[oiseauxexotiques]

where's the hot soup?

[Konfuci]

the name pump track says allready you have to pump the track not paddle it then you should call it worlds smallest paddle track ^^

[bmxdan002]

your a wasteman. this is lame.

[lukie69]

lol

[newagefilms]

hey man... it works

[143andrewb143]

why does it say soup on the wall??

[MichaelWhahaaaaa]

does anybody know the speed limit where this is made? cause this dude is killing it :o

[ivanmatearajkov]

i wud not hav da balls 4 dat dam dats xtreme

[traxxaslover123]

my cousins live in sacramento, and it really does suck! they live in elk grove, and their are some man made ponds/ lakes for boating, but my cousins dont have a boat. we stayed inside all day and played video games. boring as fuck. at least lake tahoe is kinda close, but not really

[sammywammy135792468]

umm ya i would think there is get some friends retard god 

[BOPZINK]

ha ha . I luv it !

[imboardproductions]

y r u pedaling? its a pump track

[nblracer880]

fag

[WhatsNextGPC]

thats no fun

[FarCry24680]

Even the dog is thinking you look like a dick taken up his yard at 1:15

[PaperBearFB]

is it fun?

i dont think so

[dirtdawg21892]

@PaperBearFB well its gotta be better than riding circles in his driveway

[overdrive247]

Where!?!? i dont c it....

[cheesegoat824]

I don't know about the world's smallest pump track, but definitely the world's gayest.

[TheXYZProject]

@cheesegoat824 shut up. no reason to hate on his, lets see you post one better.

Adleast he spent time to build something, unlike your lazy ass adleast he's ridding a bike. He never said it was good. So go waste your time doing something else...

[cheesegoat824]

@TheXYZProject He's barely riding a bike. I ride bikes, but i do cross country and downhill. Who are you to call me lazy? I didn't know you knew me or what i do. If I were to post a video it wouldn't be a video of me riding around in a circle at the speed of smell.

Do yourself and everyone else a favor and take an English class and learn how to spell.

[TheXYZProject]

@cheesegoat824 Ridding's still ridding regardless of his skill level. I have every right to call you lazy, maybe more idiotic then lazy but still lazy. Hmmm what do I know? Well to start you have gone out of your way to hate on this video more then once. Then try to argue that I should take an english class? Please point out to me were "gayest" is in the english language? Leave this kid alone &, like I just said he spent his time doing something productive, why hate.

[cheesegoat824]

@TheXYZProject and your spelling still blows, just like this pump track. Next time you call someone idiotic, make sure half the words in your statement are spelled correctly. I don't know if i would really call it going out of my way to hate on this video. I see that I have a comment on my homepage, click on that, then click on the comment. Wasn't a huge journey to get here.

[TheXYZProject]

@cheesegoat824 Never said It didnt to be honest im not the best speller, nor will I ever be. Sure the pump tracks not all that great but hey its better then nothing...?

[BMXTR3M3]

ano man i might fall off the burm onto some grass that wud really hurt y dont u just i dont know add a double like a hip double or something

[bmxRC009]

its not a pump track if u have to pedal...

[erkk15]

u mean worlds gayest pump track u little pussy

[Badsleepwell577]

nice right turn bro.

[jmurray2697]

This really should be a X-Games event... too intense!

[FoodYummy727]

keyword do not ride a bike u suck my gradma can do better one a unicyle

[niguhjorge45]

nd how do yew know this is the wor;ds gayest i mean smallest track,...?

[TheMtbBeginner]

In Sacramento peoples drive circle....

[fantastmi]

g r e a t ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

XD LOL

[TuperwearParty]

oh my fuckn god. you have no penis

[log0utNow]

looks intense

[bmxryder95]

keyword "pump"

[HeadbangerChannel]

ur not supposed to pedal

[passwordplez]

sooooooo crazy!!!!!!

[Roger161]

LOL !! At least you have a track to goto in Sacramento. Keep riding !!!

[someoneiselse]

lmao!

[baboon69pashley]

I have seen a smaller one. Yours is better though!

[pradesda]

sooo cool...

[JUMPAROUND1515]

id put a drop in from ur roof and then 1 big dirty ramp in the middle . u would probably have 2 put padding on the fence. also u could keep ur lil pump track around the outside. u should make the pumps a tiny bit biger and berms higher. the lower ya gat in a berm the better

[jackjoejakemovies]

i wouldnt evan call that a track you moreon

[andybelien]

uhm.... xD

[DontKillFingers]

yeah dude good you have a helmet!

You could crash and DIE!;O

[platinumshredder115]

wow that is so sik~!!!!!!!=| really why

[DirtySoulsFr]

it looks sooo boring in sacramento XD great^^

[707Blake]

i see a dog in the background watching you

[ownd1000souls]

lol?

[5ridebmx5]

I would of put a roll in from that back fence and one big fuck off dirt jump.

[hindlej666]

shit thats lame

[fotograh]

bro, all ya need now is a BOWL in the middle and it's perFect!

[1987kids]

worlds worst pumptrack rider more like, stop pedaling, and Sacramento? cmon theres got to be more to ride, BUT this is awesome and its always fun to have shit in your yard to ride!!

[MntnBikeDudes]

better than nothin!

[peepeepluspoopoo]

@MntnBikeDudes lol, it is nothin. :P

[smoothechicken]

....GET DRUNK GO LEFT!! .....

[mmaceda]

haha

[Pkmartin03]

same i do, u just bein gay there pal.

[dawgfan012]

lets make it a little less nascar....i like the idea about the crossover in the middle so you dont get dizzzy

[Rainline1]

plant some flowers instead

[666thorben666]

keep on riding :)

[nitroxlodd]

make it a figure 8

[poofighter123]

thank god that you are wearing a helmet..... you crazy motherfucker!!!!

[javices10]

@poofighter123 haha

[99nobilis99]

@poofighter123 Epic

[uniguy98]

@poofighter123 Why would you not wear one?

[urdufoo]

@poofighter123 im lolling...because there is nothing else to do in sacramento...i love how he is already like "I know I know...theres just nothing else to do"

[METZGERmeichsner]

@poofighter123 Mad Dog ! :D



[miniyanni]

Re-title it as slowest pump track session.

[BigTwitchy]

Wicked - but you need to add a cross-over with a mound in the middle to make the most of the small area.

[stargateboy3]

thats very small

thats cool

asking myself what the dog is thinking about

[SlacktiveAction]

I dig it! I would have helped you dig it too!

[munzijoy]

mini

[mik9765]

The dog is thinking "How an I supposed to crap with this kid riding in circles?"

[ifanlad]

why wear a helmet to do that?

[BigTwitchy]

Because you'd be stupid not to wear a helmet. You don't ride in a car without a seat belt or in a boat without a life vest at hand do you?

[ilikefire90]

yes...

[ilikefire90]

why were a helmet at all

[dexmtb]

Great compact track!

[youlikewhippy]

ahhh if this is small im gonna struggle, im trying to build one in a 11x34 space!!

[antun1011]

lmao, good luck bud

[mockum]

Nice, but I bet your dog thinks you're insane!

[shekabe]

dorks!!!

[Carvemasta]

haha nice man, at least you have something to ride, mine got plowed, currently rebuilding them, i had a spine and 3 big tables, they were all over 5 feet tall, some vids of them on my profile