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  • I'm really worried about endangered spices too. Super serial.

  • God this is fucking sick who would enjoy an endangered spices being mocked and beat to behave?

  • Ladies and gentlemen, here you see the goverment!

  • There are many problems associated with using chimpanzees in entertainment. Careerbuilder has repeatedly made irresponsible choices in regards to this matter...Visit our blog to see our latest post and to call for Careerbuilder to stop using live chimp 'actors' in their commercials.

  • funny stuff

  • make them fight to the death!

  • Chimps are apes, not monkeys.

  • Does anyone have the music career builder uses in their commercials?

  • @zab49 It was Quiet Riot's version of 'Cum on Feel the Noize' by Slade

  • The 35 people who don't like this video are complete morons.

  • @MAGMADIVER1 People like you make me lose faith in the Human race. This is cruel and inhumane. Why would you like it?

  • @MyFaceBurns Because monkeys are funny.

  • @MAGMADIVER1 Are you really that shallow and pathetic?

  • @MyFaceBurns heh. 

  • I wonder if this resembles an Alan Sugar business meeting?

  • Like fuck people are dumb

  • All right first of all shut the fuck up, it's a commercial, ok.

    Second I love animals too, in fact I want to go into zoology, but you have to understand that in this day and age people are more responsible and they didn't just throw these apes on the curb, they probably got permission from a zoo or animal care people.

    They wouldn't do this if it wasn't done humanly, like they haven't gotten sued have they. Jesus it's people who freak out like this over nothing is the reason why the world is fu

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  • Troll alert

  • you can put a nygr in a suit but you cant make em speak english properly

  • @magnificentmichaely

    you want a dick up your ass, troll??

  • its funny that still today many humans are not aware of the fact that we are also apes. We are even closer related to chimpanzees than gorillas are

  • The sad thing is that most white collar office jobs are exactly like working for a bunch chimps that make a fortune.

  • @saint666 noactually i dont and im not illbred. i can be younger than u, but that doesnt mean i dont know what im talking about. u can take classes and learn all u want but that doesnt make u right since other people on here are saying what i say, no ones saying what u say, just no one really wants to deal with a 40 year old whose on here arguing with teenagers.

  • @Sockklovesbumblebee Really? Gee, I guess if other people on Youtube say you're right then you must be right...it's not like any retard can have a Youtube account..... By the way, you obviously don't know that to little people like you who need the gratification of "being right" always conflicts with "being correct". You changed the argument now since you know you lost....isn't that funny?

  • and no id pick the animal. i dont HAVE to pick anything.

  • uhmm 1 u dont know how old i am and im not a brat. oh wow u took a fucking class. congradu-fucking-lations. no one gives a fuck and if ur so old dont u think ud have more to tdo with ur time than argue with me?

  • @Sockklovesbumblebee Yeah, but the point is you're wrong.... and you know it

  • @Sockklovesbumblebee And I know you're younger than me because of the way you like to sprout profanity.... you must be illbred.

  • @saint666

    and btw i think HALF of what youtr trying to say to me is im a girl so i think chimps are cute and cuddly so thats y i dont think they should die. no i think animals shouldnt die because were no better than them. we kill more horribly than they do. we have people that do more gorey thing than an animal could ever do to me.

  • @Sockklovesbumblebee No, MOST of what I'm trying to say is that you're a brat who doesn't know what your talking about.... take a college class on zoology and exotic animal training then you can criticize me... Until then you're nothing but an annoying little girl who thinks she's SMARTER than someone who's actually in the zoology field.... Furthermore, I love animals but if it's a choice between a person and an animal, then you have to pick the person. Maybe when you're older you'll understand

  • @saint666

    1) ur a fucking retard

    2) just because u think animals shouldnt be around humans doesnt give u the right to say they have dont have the right to live

  • @Sockklovesbumblebee

    1) Real mature, resort to name calling when you lose an argument kid...that'll get you far in life

    2) I never said they don't have a right to live, I think chimps should live far away from humans, with limited to no contact. The only time I think a chimp should be euthanized is when it is a danger to humans... think about it you can't just release an aggressive chimp that has no fear of humans, what if it finds it's way back to civilization?

  • so quit being a d-bag and learn that animals have the right to live. just cause it was FORSEFULLY taken away for its mother. MOCKED in things like this where, guess what, they know what your saying and that they arent being treated fairly. than told that have to DIE because they were forsed away from their mom to do stupid tricks and now they cant live anymore. thats a great way to look at things huh? i guess your right by saying that they have the right to die if their around humans.

  • @Sockklovesbumblebee Secondly, do you even know who Jane Goodall is? She's a naturalist who's AGAINST exploitation of animals being brought to civilization, you know the same thing that you are ranting about? She was attacked because the troop of chimps she was studying in the wild lost their fear of her because of all the time she spent amongst them. Finally, you are under the assumption that chimpanzees are people, they are not, they're wild animals: like lions, elephants, tigers, etc.

  • @Sockklovesbumblebee Finally, if you knew a thing about exotic animals, you'd know that a chimp in captivity is more dangerous than a lion, because a domesticated lion behaves similarly to a dog, therefore any damage the lion causes is ultimately the fault of the trainer for not controlling it. (On a side note, this is because lions are social animals, which is why domesticated tigers are harder to train because they are solitary by nature) A chimpanzee on the other hand, behaves like a...

  • @Sockklovesbumblebee a 5 year old with stronger limbs than most adult humans... You CAN'T train them to do a task for more than 3 or 4 times before they get bored and start doing whatever they want. And when a chimp "plays around" you sure don't want to be anywhere near it. That's why its better to never bring these animals into civilization, they're too feral to be subservient to humans.....

  • my comment is too long to be posted as 1 but this is @saint666 or whatever.

    1) this argument is NOT outdated. its still going on therefore it needs to be stopped.

    2) i HATE when people say that an animal"shouldnt be allowed to live". like WTF what if i said YOU didnt have the right to live cause you bit me. how would you like that? maybe that lady was abusing her chimps, calling them names. you wouldnt know cause you just asume the lady is right cause the chimps cant defend what they say.

  • @Sockklovesbumblebee

    1) How many commercials, ads, etc. ever use REAL chimpanzees anymore?

    2) You will probably change your self-righteous attitude if you are stuck in a pin with a chimpanzee that doesn't have fear of humans.... They may look all cute and cuddly but they have stronger limbs than us with the disposition of a hyperactive five year old, there's no way you will survive an attack from a chimpanzee. Hell even looking a chimp in the eye is a death sentence....

  • Cruel

  • i've worked with a bunch of apes before. but then i left detroit.

  • Number one, these are Chimps, not monkeys.

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  • This must be SiriusXM Satellite Radio!

  • That be a fucking awesome job!!!

  • Poor monkeys. D:

  • Wow, I'm amazed that they were able to use Chimpanzees, since Chimps aren't the most trainable animals... there not like dogs, if you train them to do one task, they'd do it about 3-4 times then get bored, that's why trainers had to beat them into submission, since a bored chimp could be dangerous. Asides you noticed how the human didn't make eye contact... that's because the chimps would consider it a threat

  • @siant666 that is no excuse! they do not have the right to hurt animals just for "entertainment" we tried to stop them. you know where they are dumped when they are too old? ROADSIDE ZOOS THAT NEVER CLEAN THE CAGES OR TEST LABS! they don't have to. there is no excuse for this cruelty!

  • @SMtwilight121208 Look, chimpanzees should never be brought to civilization because they're too feral to keep around. But the ones that have become used to humans are too dangerous to be allowed to live. I mean Jane Goodall almost got killed by her Chimps since they stopped growing wary of her so she and her crew had to stop filming the troop. Asides from that, there are very few commercials and ads that use chimps nowadays so you're argument is outdated......

  • monkeys are funny shut up

  • i want to KILL these people who make the apes perform like this.. watch the peta video and i guaruntee you WONT think its funny anymore

  • @cutiehmn yay! bless you. someone with sense!

  • Exploiting chimps. NOT cool.

  • "Want a new job?"

    Like hell, I would love that job. Best. Job. Ever.

  • i want to work for chimps, i don't have to do shit, party everyday, and i get paid.

  • AHUAHAUHUAHUAHAHHAHAHAHAHA !!

  • Chimps in suits = F'ing PRICELESS

  • Hahahahahahaha!!! that good

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  • the last part would be more funny if the man's pants catch on fire!!!

  • Wouldn't be so funny if those chimps decided to go crazy and rip that guys face off

  • @lambof50355 no

  • HOLY CRAP!! THAT´S MY BOSS!!!

  • A better job than working with a load of chimps?!?

  • "Sales aren't up, they're uh, they're down".... *Monkey thoughts* "Oh. Ah well screw it!"

  • You're calling these guys monkies? How insulting to these apes.

  • hehehe that last one is pretty funny actually! party in the pants ;) as long as the chimps weren't harmed in making of commercials!

  • this is discussting such an old fasion way to advertise poor chimps

  • @bettybonez Yes, they look so tortured. Acting in a short 30 second spot and more than likely getting fed fresh fruit and bananas from their trainers before going home to live in their big ass zoo cages. They should be in the wild where they have to fight for the food and get torn apart by other chimps.

    Shut the hell up hippie.

  • That monkey in the suit is Obama

  • @br00ks19O2

    Obama is the biggest monkey in the NWO. Sad but true.

  • @FNGLHR Clearly, you have no idea what you're talking about.

  • @heynimrod888 Yes because if you can't find a rebutal to my argument declare it invalidated through some arbitrary means such as saying I don't know what i'm talking about even though I clearly do.

    These chimp are not suffering, they've been trained to perform entertainment acts, they were probably bred in captivity. So shut the fuck up.

  • @FNGLHR Like I've already said, you CAN'T train chimpanzees the same way you train dogs or lions.... They will shortly get bored and do whatever the hell they want, a trainer has to beat them to keep them in check...

  • @siant666 What kind bullshit is that? I have never heard such a thing in my life period, Chimpanzees can be trained like any other animal they simply need a form of reward and they will continue to act in a certain way. I have never heard of any trainner needing to beat them to get what they want and even if it were true that they eventually get bored they would not beat them they would simply retire them to a zoo or care facility. Making shit up does not help your case.

  • @FNGLHR I am not making it up, chimps do not behave like other animals, they're behavior is reminiscent to a hyperactive 5 year old, as such they'll only do a task 3 or 4 times if you train them traditionally and get bored of it. However, keep in mind a trainer has to keep control over his animal at all times, and having an animal with the disposition of a hyperactive child with limbs stronger than most adult humans that considers direct eye contact a threat is EXTREMELY dangerous.

  • @FNGLHR Also see how the guy in the commercial is never making direct eye contact with the chimps? That's because if he did, he would have been a dead man. Chimps are prone to unpredictable violent behavior, as such any chimp that's been socialized (key word, as you can't DOMESTICATE most wild animals) has to be shown some "corrective disciplining", ergo if you want a chimp to act in a commercial or show, you're gonna have to beat it. But nowadays, its pretty rare to use chimps in TV....

  • @siant666 That is something that permeates their overall behaviour, that's instinctive. It can be taught away with certain disciplinary actions yes, but that does not prove that all chimps are trainned like that. Unless you can prove that these specific chimpanzees were mistreated for this commercial than your arguments are irrelevant. You do not HAVE to beat a chimp to get it to perform, that is absolute and fallacy. Provide proof that career builder's chimps were beaten before you accuse.

  • @FNGLHR So if it's instinctive, it can be taught away? That makes no coherent sense..... Anyway, no I can't prove that they have beaten, but I do know that they are probably no older than 8 (in other words, they're prepubescent chimps) since if they were older they'd be too feral and dangerous for their trainers to control them. And how exactly would you get a chimp to perform tricks? Bribe it with love and food like a dog?

  • @FNGLHR Woooooah, chill out. I'm not fucking debating you, there's no point for me to give you some rebuttal if all I'm doing is just pointing out that you need to do a little more research before getting so passionate about this. Jesus christ.

    The point is that most of these chimps are dumped off in shitholes after their "career" is over. That's all.

    I'm not even getting into this with you if your first response to me is to tell me to shut the fuck up. I don't care if it's online, in person,

  • @FNGLHR (c) or anywhere else. You will NOT be a disrespectful, pompous asshole to me. I will not take that from anyone when it is not deserved.

    Now, I highly advice YOU to shut your fucking trap. Conversation's over.

  • Imagine being in a room full of Vandal Niggers and trying to do your job! Jewish Affirmative action has brought this on we whites/Whites!

  • The team @ Fox news

  • I some times feel like this is the way we run our country

  • funny commercials. lol

  • The Chimp @ 0:06 Whoa didn't know they could use older chimps for Stuff thought they only use younger ones.

  • umm.. apes-not monkeys

  • This is perfect for Maplestory LMFAO!!!!!

    baahahah Nexon failed... They couldnt stop the fake mesos... and then... They have 2x events and pushed DB for another week..

  • @imdakiller4

    ya this is what they actually do during server checks

  • @nate76367

    lol

    what server you play?

  • GOD DAMM U APES

  • This must be what it is like for a white person to work at BET

  • @angela1894 affirmative action works both ways

  • Reminds me of our representatives in Congress.....

  • hahahahah

  • YESSSSSSS!!! CHIMPS F@#KING RULE!!!!

  • the second clip is the best. =)

  • You think you've got problems...this is how senior management in my company operates.

  • Oh my god

    i need everyone in my school to watch this

  • ahahaha that the best....thank mate

  • I loveThe Chimp Channel videos, my favorite is Career Builder Ads and Voyager Star Trek

  • rubish ya

  • I think this was secret video taken at the Federal Reserve Bank... How else to explain the bunch of shaved apes who are running American monetary policy...

  • Quiet Riot!!!!!!

  • oh my god i'm a donkey

  • These aren't monkeys!

  • oh my god i'm a monkey

  • @drummermizike oh my god i'm a leopard

  • monkey smart,monkey murder,monkey eat everything .Even monkey burn 2 dollar in office i saw that.LOL!=monkey murder!XD

  • lol cool commerical

  • I'm thinking electoral candidate...

  • Wall street bfr economic crunch ?

  • monkeys have a good sense of humor

  • lol who are the real monkeys? us or the chimps lol

  • @yoghurtisok Well, since chimps are apes (monkeys have tails), that should answer your question.

    God called to a monkey and an ape: Heads or tails. The monkey stood up and said for his family, "We want tails, so we can swing from tree to tree and play." Then the ape answered, "We want heads; that's where we store our brains, so we can figure out how to build nests and make tools to help get food." God said, "Alright, your wishes are granted," and poof, there ya go.

  • lolol nice

  • I can help it.....I LOVE this shit........I can watch it a thousand times and laugh just as hard as the first time...The look on the monkeys face when he says, "sales are down"....PRICELESS

  • was für n Afffen theater aber der mit der Kippe is der beste (Affe)

  • hahahahaha

  • +5 nice video

  • I LOVE THIS COMERCIAL IS HILARIOUS LOL

  • That is how i felt working for UPS (United Parcel Service) it is run by idiots. 95% of the managers and supervisors employed by UPS are retarded they do not know how to operate a business. Plus UPS has a history of discrimination based on race and nation of origin along with the denial of advancement opportunities.

  • they r smarter than humans

  • lool

  • haha they pointed leasers to his ass

  • Apes not monkeys. Learn the fucking difference.

  • STUPID WORKIN MONKEYZZZZZ!!!!!!! jajajajajajajajajaja

  • I would just like to say that this could be passed off as a security camera footage of Nexon's office. For those of you that have played their games you know what i mean.

  • Shut up let us monkeys have our moment now dance

  • shit

  • lol they behave like humans :D

  • @GLTLegislator No, they behave like marketing people!!

  • @koookeee Also Right -_-

  • @GLTLegislator 100% true ^_^ LOL

  • @GLTLegislator

    Don't you mean humans behave like monkeys ?? haha.

  • @woodzo40

    I LOLed

  • haha herrlich! :D:D

  • I felt like our economy was really in these Monkeys hands lol

  • thats funny lighting the cigar with money like hes tony montana

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  • As funny as it is they probably beat these monkeys a lot to get them to act......

  • what do you beat?

  • monkeys are well known to already beat off plenty, themselves

  • @hk1005 i herd some guy in australia knocked out his pet chimp and got put in jail for it

  • MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    0 0 < \_/

  • People like darcyj19 will comments like that on these videos to get a rise out of people. They'll leave a really offensive comment, and then wait for someone to get upset. They're obviously just insecure little men who need attention. So don't click that reply button!!!

  • lol the second one was funny. the monkey flips it bac over. ok lets rock again now!!!! lol

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  • I don't know what this guy said, but it looks funny. What's even funnier (and pathetic) than these commercials, is if you go to"all comments" page,The comments go in waves of who enjoy the hilarity of the chimps, to the morons (who need to take a crap and relax)engaging in racist or political diatribes, and back to how funny they are. And then the waaaah, it's so sad....Mistreatment!

    Ahhhhhhhh.........monkeys ( yeah, I know, but I like calling them monkeys) in human clothes.....Life is good.

  • Hehehe, hahaha, hohoho...............

  • lmao

  • Here's a question. Why the fuck are you guys having a political debate in a video about monkeys?

  • Right on.......can you morons just take a video for what it's worth, and just have a god-damned laugh?! They're chmpanzees, and chimps are the funniest animals on the planet. Oh.....I hope I didn't offend the Geico Cavemen by saying that.

  • Were there the requisite number of Hispanic, African-American, Native American, Korean, Japanese, Chinese, Indian and Inuit chimps in that office?  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

  • Now that's funny.......Eskimo chimps.

  • @BigSexy135 people are talking about politics in this video because at 0:46 you can clearly see President Obama smoking a cigar laughing about the new healthcare deform plan being passed.

  • We should give those monkeys nobel peace prizes too.

  • Good Job!

  • lol

  • A special committee meeting of the U.S. Congress.

  • Obama*

  • Another small dyck white boy who fears a Black man in power

  • People might take you more seriously is you could actually spell

  • oh the irony!

  • funniest commercials ever!!!

  • veeery good

  • Absolutely Hilarious. I have seen companies just like this.

  • I can identify with these videos SO MUCH! I almost wonder if my work environment was the inspiration for the idea!

  • Awe struck, simply amazing!

  • i hope in th future..my bff will be a monkey!! =D so cool!

  • I get that 'commenting limit was exceeded' ALL the time. I also type those letters EXACTLY and it never works!!!!!!! Does that happen to you too?? YouTube should stop doing that.