-ponced6, noah would have been a mammal capable of following detailed instructions and doing complex carpentry. in other words, his brain cavity must have been like ours and not our ancestors who couldnt have performed it. from the time of noah's stage in homid evolution, there isnt enough time for hardly any natural selection to be noticable, so all the animals you see must have been on his boat. sounds sketchy?
Hey thanx again for picking up your Bible. I just like the fact that u r willing to pick it up even though you have yourown beliefs. Slaves came across the Atlantic on boats. Surely fish wouldnt die n the waters;even if they did YHWH told them to bring enough food for the voyage. Im sure not ALL the animals fit on this boat. Lots of species have come through evolution. Very possible
Assuming that he can FIT 2 of every species of animal on this boat, how is Noah supposed to feed all of them? Cirtain animals eat other animals to survive... what did he feed them? Plus, if these animals have to reproduce to keep their species alive, there would be major defomations and mutations due to inbreading.
The King James Bible is just as stupid as this one. Fuck religious people. They are fucking retarded if they believe any of the bullshit their dumb little books say. I don't care which one. It makes me laugh reading a stupid fucker who defends the complete and total propaganda of the KJB calling you retarded. He needs to get a clue and so does every other religious fuck. Hopefully one day people will just stop caring about religious bullshit. I have NO respect for religion and no one should.
That is probably the stupidest comment I have ever gotten. What makes the King James version the word of God?
The New Living Translation, though still not a perfect translation, is a newer more accurate translation, written to actually be understandable, which is more than I can say for that KJV mostrosity, which is written in poetry, so it can't be taken seriously or understood as well. You're using creationist logic.
I don't care what version you read from, but to say that The New Living Bible is more accurate is funny considering it's a paraphrase bible not a translation. Oh yeah that KJV is so hard to understand hehe,,,,You outa' read it in Hebrew, Hey I know! Latin, that way the Jews and Catholics as well can enjoy your your fireside Bible studies.
Sure you are, you are trying to be superior to 2000 years of Christians that have read that book and believed it. You are nothing but condescending to people that know history. You're a total clown and it's OK! But reading from the NLB is a joke. Get a clue tarded one.
I feel like I was asking for clarification and didn't get any. I want to know what your problem is with the New Living Translation version? People like me don't know what's going on if we read from KJV, so we like the easy read version. What's so absurd about that?
Dude, that's a good point. Why create Eve for Adam when he coulda had her all to himself. He probably would have been a nicer person if he just got laid every once in a while. Guess it took him until the New Testament to figure that one out.
Any kangaroos or polar bears on the ark? lol
givemeblowjob69 3 months ago
-ponced6, noah would have been a mammal capable of following detailed instructions and doing complex carpentry. in other words, his brain cavity must have been like ours and not our ancestors who couldnt have performed it. from the time of noah's stage in homid evolution, there isnt enough time for hardly any natural selection to be noticable, so all the animals you see must have been on his boat. sounds sketchy?
jessothebody 2 years ago
Hey thanx again for picking up your Bible. I just like the fact that u r willing to pick it up even though you have yourown beliefs. Slaves came across the Atlantic on boats. Surely fish wouldnt die n the waters;even if they did YHWH told them to bring enough food for the voyage. Im sure not ALL the animals fit on this boat. Lots of species have come through evolution. Very possible
ponced6 2 years ago
Assuming that he can FIT 2 of every species of animal on this boat, how is Noah supposed to feed all of them? Cirtain animals eat other animals to survive... what did he feed them? Plus, if these animals have to reproduce to keep their species alive, there would be major defomations and mutations due to inbreading.
xXp3rsonaXx 2 years ago
The King James Bible is just as stupid as this one. Fuck religious people. They are fucking retarded if they believe any of the bullshit their dumb little books say. I don't care which one. It makes me laugh reading a stupid fucker who defends the complete and total propaganda of the KJB calling you retarded. He needs to get a clue and so does every other religious fuck. Hopefully one day people will just stop caring about religious bullshit. I have NO respect for religion and no one should.
zackvanhalen 2 years ago
respecting the idiologies from faith programs because it's a faith can only be called stupid.
jessothebody 2 years ago
What Bible version are you reading from? Some new version? the living bible? NIV?
If it isn't the KJV you're not even reading the Bible, thought i'd let you know. sorta' makes all you've done so far a complete waste eh!
HAHAHAHA @ the BullY that read from the wrong text! You're not even reading the word of God LOLOLOL, what a moron!
CrimsonsCourt 2 years ago
That is probably the stupidest comment I have ever gotten. What makes the King James version the word of God?
The New Living Translation, though still not a perfect translation, is a newer more accurate translation, written to actually be understandable, which is more than I can say for that KJV mostrosity, which is written in poetry, so it can't be taken seriously or understood as well. You're using creationist logic.
ChelevSaRa 2 years ago
I don't care what version you read from, but to say that The New Living Bible is more accurate is funny considering it's a paraphrase bible not a translation. Oh yeah that KJV is so hard to understand hehe,,,,You outa' read it in Hebrew, Hey I know! Latin, that way the Jews and Catholics as well can enjoy your your fireside Bible studies.
CrimsonsCourt 2 years ago
"but to say that The New Living Bible is more accurate is funny considering it's a paraphrase bible not a translation."
Touche.
The paraphrasing is very helpful and necessary though.
ChelevSaRa 2 years ago
"helpful and necessary"
Not to me! So you can't read old English? I can read NEW & OLD English both. Charlton Heston could read Old English~~~>
watch?v=O0B_UZNtEk4
What'ya think a'dat?
CrimsonsCourt 2 years ago
I'm not trying to be superior to anyone, why are you?
ChelevSaRa 2 years ago
Sure you are, you are trying to be superior to 2000 years of Christians that have read that book and believed it. You are nothing but condescending to people that know history. You're a total clown and it's OK! But reading from the NLB is a joke. Get a clue tarded one.
CrimsonsCourt 2 years ago
don't forget about killing the dinosaurs too :(
meshuggahdeciple327 2 years ago
I'm confused, do you actually believe this, or are you just moing the bible for bing retarded?
anonvscos 3 years ago
The purpose of this series is to point out absurdities in the Bible. I call it "bullying" because I'm picking on it and it can't defend itself.
ChelevSaRa 3 years ago
"The purpose of this series is to point out absurdities in the Bible"
~ChelevSaRa~
Too bad it's back fired on you.
CrimsonsCourt 2 years ago
How so? I find absurdities all the time
ChelevSaRa 2 years ago
-Too bad it's back fired on you-
-How so?-
Because, as I said, you're reading from the NLB (New Living Bible) and that's the ultimate absurdity.
All your vids have no power or effect because of that MASSIVE absurdity. You're wasting your time.
CrimsonsCourt 2 years ago
I feel like I was asking for clarification and didn't get any. I want to know what your problem is with the New Living Translation version? People like me don't know what's going on if we read from KJV, so we like the easy read version. What's so absurd about that?
ChelevSaRa 2 years ago
Ya know i always wonder why God didnt just make a hot chick for himself to hang out with and release all that hostility...
MercuryRis 3 years ago
Dude, that's a good point. Why create Eve for Adam when he coulda had her all to himself. He probably would have been a nicer person if he just got laid every once in a while. Guess it took him until the New Testament to figure that one out.
ChelevSaRa 3 years ago
He didnt really get laid then either...He shoulda learned from Zeus ;)
MercuryRis 3 years ago