Golden Globes 2012 - Ricky Gervais Opening Monologue

[25102096]

Johnny depp is class. Him and ricky r close mates.

[aliforoughi92]

Much Better then Oscars. Just like Ricky said.

[warpednoodle57]

RICKY I LUV U HAHA

[tdaddy8581]

smile elton john, whats up your arse mate??? ohh.....

[stayAU]

You look like Hugh Heffner in that suit Mr. Gervais, I have to say, "What were you thinking?"

[mrfalafl]

hahahaha he has some balls plugging one of his shows

[Erbonk12]

haha Steve Buscemi watched last years opening monologue cause this time he smiled when he noticed he was on the screen

[77nathan]

johnny depp never watches movies that he's in. :P

[iMind247]

I would love to see Tim Minchin host!

[freejaytea]

@iMind247 Wow! That would be something indeed! Big fan of Tim Minchin!

[bulavo]

lol, he is getting more evil every year, love it!

[Levenius]

Elton John is not amused.

[fishNguitars]

@Levenius Neither is Leonardo DiCaprio :p

[TheSonorama21]

@fishNguitars We only saw those two during the setup, not after a good joke...

[freejaytea]

@Levenius He thinks -because he has a thumb up his ass and is "Sir Elton John"- he stands above everyone! Sense of humor is not his game!

[samm1809]

Alright, this may sound ridiculous, but I can see 2 contexts in which 0:35 is funny. A) because he hasn't said anything yet, or b) as in he's continuing on from last year. which one is everyone else getting?

[IJizzJizzI]

what are the 2 questions to Johnny Depp???????? Can someone tell me? I can't catch it

[mrxxbrian]

@IJizzJizzI It's an inside joke from the 2011 Golden Globes. Search it on youtube. and the 2nd part is the fact that Johnny Depp never watches his own work.

[Smyyusuf]

lmao. right when ricky gervais starts talking about marriage 4:08, they quickly cut to Leonardo Dicaprio. *hint hint

[Smyyusuf]

Finally understood the jodie foster joke. I am just now finding out that she's a lesbian.

[frontlipslide270]

if Americans think this is bad wait till they find out what really goes on in British stand up comedy

[frontlipslide270]

please please let Jimmy Carr or Frankie Boyle host from no on  or both of them

[SubjectToConditions]

Carr is shit. Ricky is the man.

[hopplacowboy]

:( good but not as funny as the other years hes been opening

[pirko07]

no joke about a little girl falling out of swing chair this time?

[TheBaZyKa]

where can i whatch the hole thing someone please tell me 

[SuperCaptainbilly]

You can see their faces of terror waiting for their annihilation.

[SuperCaptainbilly]

They should have 3 hosts. Rick Gervais, Jimmy Carr and Frankie Boyle. It would be hilarious.

[SuperCaptainbilly]

Oh Ricky you are hilarious.

[dan11009]

wasnt as good as last year, but still better than every other award show i have seen

[MGPforlife1]

lol hes not even funny

[ShaolinPete]

jesus grace from will and grace was there. why?

[XAVIERSHIMEX]

Kate winslet is absolutely gorgeous

[dogburndan]

you can tell everyone despises ricky

[keano1983]

@dogburndan yep and he loves it

[MyRealDad]

i hate elton john he is such a grumpy little shit sack

[CielLint]

@MyRealDad Who? ;)

[WhoElseButRada]

"Ahhh boy, he's fun."

[ratchet1215]

4:25 Emma Stone, y u so attractive

[Friskenn]

did he say Justin beaver? hahaha

[trom2004]

"Have you seen the tourist yet" lololol

[LetsGoFcukingMental]

Not great, not as good as last year

[mashburnium]

I wish I were a celebrity actor so I could go to the Golden Globes and deliberately act unamused by all the jokes so I can feel like a smug asshole.

[BeAlwaysStrong]

Meanwhile, Johnny Depp is still the richest actor in the world.

[SQLtank]

If frankie boyle hosted theyd all leave crying

[MyRealDad]

@SQLtank no they wouldnt because they wouldnt understand frankie

[markyboy28able99]

he's struggling. his career is a plane on flames

[AinataKula]

Just watched the 2nd series of Extras and loved it. Especially the scene where Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter) accidently snaps a condom onto the head of Dame Dianna Rigg (Emma Peel in The Avengers TV series), who handles it in such an amazingly cool way. I can't imagine anyone but Ricky getting away with this kind of thing on commercial TV, or even thinking it up, letting alone getting a TV and Movie legend to put up with it!. The 'Taping Nigel II' bits on disk 2 are a bit of a worry though.

[k3r3nkay]

he's too much 

[tissot233]

@k3r3nkay Too much?

Wow you get offended easily.... or you get offended by some slight play of stars.

[SBulletproof]

@tissot233 he meant he's hilarious... duh...

[NexisFilms]

Ricky being misunderstood might not have anything to do with being english among Americans or whatever :

Check out Elton & fuckbuddy ,they don't seem amused either !! lol

3:48

[NexisFilms]

3:31

Look @ the kid's face next to Jodie Foster's head ( left side) .....lmao

[acdnan]

Its only because of ricky that i like jonny depp

[YankTheYank]

@Unremarkable1000 the actual results might surprise you.

[xXxvienna]

The British Stephen Colbert.

[Brushles83]

haha i dont know why the press said he was off this year. That was brilliant. 

[litterboxproductions]

lol 69th

[moonkingdomify]

Ricky Gervais + Johnny Depp = Awesomeness



[Dexterboy124]

If they let Jimmy Carr host this they would all get destroyed.

[DarkShad120]

@Dexterboy124 Him or Frankie Boyle, that'd be brutal.

[xXPlayer2]

@DarkShad120 i want Louis CK for some reason

[MrKieranBee]

@DarkShad120

what the fuck ?

american's would tear a homo not the other way round

but yeah frankie boyle definetley

lol

[k4n3n1]

@Dexterboy124 sorry but i think americans dont think carr humor is funny unlike ricky, thats why ricky is huge in america, and jimmy is not even known.

[xoDann]

@k4n3n1 he is known, wtf? retard

[DaleWF10]

@Dexterboy124 Imagine if they let Frankie Boyle host this. Doubt American audiences would like jokes like - Isit a Bird? Isit a Plane? Whatever it is it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre!

and - I'm trying to concentrate on my charity work i'm helping teenagers that have been sexually abused find the way out of my house.

[stayAU]

@DaleWF10 o.O Wow...I'm betting they wouldn't appreciate it much in New Zealand either.

[DaleWF10]

@stayAU Shut up idiot. 

[stayAU]

@DaleWF10 no that's not funny you people have aspergers?or psychopaths.

[Smetzyyy]

@Dexterboy124 or frankie boyle

[SanityNotIncludedWik]

@Dexterboy124 Jimmy Carr. Imagine Frankie Boyle D:! British comedy rocks!

[HighlandChicken]

@Dexterboy124 Or Tim Minchin

[Zeitonimous]

@Dexterboy124 Jimmy Carr is robot. Yes, he's funny, but he's a robot.

[Mcquiz91]

@Dexterboy124 You mean they would be so offended that they would all start crying and US media would call Carr a bastard?

[AinataKula]

Very few Americans can, or ever will, appreciate the subtle British humour (correct spelling).

Those who do are very privileged and should be congratulated for their brilliance.

[Unremarkable1000]

@AinataKula Oh shut up, British humour isn't difficult to understand or subtle whatsoever.

[AinataKula]

@Unremarkable1000 I agree! I didn't say it was difficult - I said very few Americans can appreciate it and this is perfectly true. It explains why many big British comedies, which are huge hits in other countries, fail miserably when they are made into American versions. So you shut up. You can't even understand what you read. Try harder.

[Unremarkable1000]

@Unremarkable1000 For the record, I'm British.

[AinataKula]

@Unremarkable1000 So?

[AinataKula]

@AinataKula Is there a point here?

[eruweraranj0r]

Hmm.. shall we all boycott, I'm sure an already boycotted Golden Globes until they bring Gervais back?

[eruweraranj0r]

Ew, look at all the Celebrities holding back their true colours. Elton John looked disgusted by Gervais's appearance... Elton John puts things up his ass, I don't think he can be judgemental.

[WillNunes5]

It was his last golden globe! =(



[TheBenrix]

Elton john's a cock.......

[mplm9512]

meh...

[PressXtonotdie]

I started watching when he started hosting, I'll stop watching when he leaves. He's the only thing keeping this shitty festival alive.

[youartoyube]

@PressXtonotdie except that it's not a festival!

[possumman10]

Britains biggest comedian? Lol at the tiny penis joke. I'm sure the laughter is dubbed on. Some of them look so far up their own asses.

[TheFordy95]

@possumman10 He is Britain's biggest comedian

[Vortex289]

God, I wish that he keeps doing the Golden Globes. He is the best thing that's happened to it since ... it started.

[Brodie73m]

I was so looking forward to this years. But I looks like he just sucked the cock :/

[whirlpoolzend]

Ricky just gets better with age.

[borsecrosu]

comunism is no better brits and colonies all around me

[kalimul]

Inside info about Johny Depp, he never watches his movies. Heard this on Inside actor's studio.

[dominicrichfield]

EXTREME SE XU AL TENSION AT 3:51

[exce11er]

@dominicrichfield LOL yeah elton john does look like a douchebag doesnt he

[disneyxfrreak]

if he gets to come back next year i want him to be brutal!

[Moooo53]

at 3:52 the queen is not amused

[lockdown172]

it looks like he's drinking piss//

[NPA1001]

Jessica Chastain is a self confessed massive fan of Ricky, Steve Merchant and Karl Pilkington, she looks like she is having the time of her life here.

[ZeDBeE85]

3:47 I DONT CARE!!! lol.... he da man

[Leu8304]

Ricky doesn't give a fuck!

[winchesterwifey]

He is sooooo not funny! I hate him... First of all Kim Kardashian doesnt even drink, and Second she's not even that loud.. :S twat

[MarcusKiner]

@winchesterwifey I feel sorry for your parents, that they birthed something so dumb.

[winchesterwifey]

@MarcusKiner You are hilarious. Asshole

[ackwell11]

@winchesterwifey Opinions differ. Although it sounds to me like you're just a Kardashian fanboy/girl!

[winchesterwifey]

@ackwell11 But its true! All Ricky does is bash people.. i didnt think that was funny. Some Kardashian jokes are funny.. But hes not funny at all

[hypedpotential]

@winchesterwifey Please, for the sake of having a better future; find a better role model....

[AinataKula]

@winchesterwifey And thirdly, her ASS is like the Goodyear Blimp, but more ugly!

[andresparra]

Helen Mirren is really sexy.

[foxy051190]

everyones shittn it hah

[kamyou70]

i wonder who there gonna get to replace him next year?

[SolitaryAlien]

That suit...

[Twestination]

Ricky Gervais, the only reason anyone still watches the golden globes.

[Noukinette93]

@Twestination Hahha true !!

[braveheart1989]

I'm 22, but I would go out with Helen Mirren in a heartbeat!

[braveheart1989]

I'm 22, but I would go out with Helen Mirren in a heartbeat! 

[fishNguitars]

Elton John doesn't seem to enjoy Ricky's jokes hahaha

[remotetea]

@fishNguitars thats because elton is a stuck-up fat cunt who can't take a joke, even when it isn't about him

[eugeo1234]

Jodie looks great!!!

[DinoRidingGangster]

You know he has no fear when he roasts justin Bieber while in the middle of LA. All those preteens.... ew

[mercer201]

0:54 "I dont believe they brought him back"

<3 Ricky

[Blueknightex]

Is it just me? or were they not laughing until the camera closed up on them 3:00?

[idheadam]

@Blueknightex No it's not just you, if you look closely, amy poeler was so faking her laugh after the camera was filming her

[Saulvdz]

He shook hands with Neil Patrick Harris once. It's called the Big Bang.

[jedi1967]

This coming from an A list Hollywood Actor, Johnny Depp. "He's fun". What's up with Tina Fey, with the poker face? Does she need to keep a face of integrity to not laugh at his jokes?

[Blueknightex]

@jedi1967 yeah they weren't laughing till the camera closed up on them

[Toosimoo]

Much safer than last year. Funny enough though.

[S1TvMedia]

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[dirtydeeno]

hahaha Oh Ricky, you funny, awkward little man!

Everyone type in 'The Audition rumbledsunshine' - For those of you who haven't seen it... You're living in a cave! ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!

[TheXtrmn8]

who's the redhead at 4:28 ?

[kingman4889]

@TheXtrmn8 hahaha that's emma stone she has been in a bunch of comedies lately

[sodimizor1]

@TheXtrmn8 Emma Stone

[ReklawRemix]

HAHAHAHA love him!! And Jodie Foster's ROCKS.

[dmwrobinson]

at 4:08 dicaprio looks like he's gonna cry

[Blueknightex]

He was SO funny but sad. Poor Jodie Foster, Johnny Depp..and Justin Bieber...well LOLZ who cares about him? Glad they made Golden Globes and invited Ricky again. It usually isn't very exciting to watch because its not as grand as The Oscars.

[WhiteSleevedStu]

Ricky hosting Golden Globes - The only day of the year I thank God I'm not a filthy rich celeb

[SteamEqualsFAIL]

Love, Love, Love GERVAIS!

[tuprincipe]

YoYoYoYo What the Fuck is that Uglywhitebitch sitting behind Leonardo DC at 4:06 ?????

[BboySmokey]

rofl! i love watching those ppl sweat

[JuggernaughtH]

Hahaha Eltons face at 3:51!

[guitarreilly]

it was alright i expected more to be honest

[austinthebookworm5]

I love this man! 

[Thiora]

seemed much more tame this year, still funny, but it doesn't have that sting

[raizumichin]

@Thiora Yeah, him and his writers said they were going for genuinely funny this year. If they just aimed to top last year they would end up with offensive for its own sake.

[offitcock]

unfunny awesome suit though

[femmefatale1990]

"you don't see a lot of it because she's got good PR's but she's off the rails..." I nearly died XD

[MrXGLWalker]

6:45 Is it Rum???

[MrXGLWalker]

Filmed with a toa........oh, wait, its fine.

[antonia51]

Jodie Foster looks brilliant :)

[baldwin471]

Elton johns face, what a sad old bastard. What he needs is a big fat cock up his arse. Oh, wait.

[TheMissDeeQ]

Ricky Gervais..... keeping the Golden Globes alive since 2010!

[videotitan1]

Ricky should be the guest at the OSCAR's that would be Phenomenal.

Invite him again

Invite him again

Invite him again

Invite him again

[REBELLIC1OUS]

"So...Where was I?" Haha legend

[martinpacesa]

Ricky Gervais is the only reason I watch the Golden Globes. Hell if he'd be working at McDonalds I would go there everyday for a set of fries and crack ups. Though the way his career is going, he actually might end serving those fries... BA DUM TSSS :D

[Sunlight70]

Jodie Foster - Mmmmmmmmmm.....

[asmile949]

hahahahaha i love the kim kardashian joke so true!

[psycodollkiller666]

This was brilliant...

[171Rut]

Why this Kate Middleton being compared to Kim Kardashian? for starters Kate is not even Hot...

[rmccaw7]

@171Rut yeah, but have you seen her sister?

[P0TT5Y147]

are you seriously thick????

[AartyMc]

@171Rut haha good one buddy

[pdfstreet]

I love watching American sycophants getting their arses handed to them by British comedians.

[tissot233]

@itssamealex this video has been up just for couple of days and got + million view( the main video). 2011 video has been up for a year

[ThePopeOfTrash]

the soy bomb guy should troll this event

[tinedaceita10]

loool 3.07 omg

[ItWasTheSalmonMousse]

More jokes in 7 minutes than the entire series of Life's Too Short...

[Pringles352]

Ricky, you ARE the Golden Globes!! Britain is lucky to have you

[VerryJerry90]

Spares no one, the man is a killer ROFL

[Ducky888888]

Imagine how boring it will be when he wont host it anymore. He raised the standards.