Halo 3 Machinima: Elites Suck

[hubanooba]

hey its fat %^&* from gears of halo theft auto 5

[YAHSPETSNAZ]

Elites fuckin rock and I am older than all you little armor locking little newborn infants so you can suck it. Almost everyone on halo is under 13 and most players are Spartans, so what does that tell you? And making machinima videos like this are for 5 year olds so...

[rockriver001]

If only in reach you could customize the elite armor then it would be better

[IhearaHunter117]

"Only little kids who think they're so cool and orignal pick Alien armor."

2 Things-

ONE: And Hayabusa ISN'T what you just said?

[IhearaHunter117]

@IhearaHunter117 Wait that was 2 things...

ah well.

[darknessleaderzero]

lols farting gun

[yesiam1314]

i don't care if i have covenate or spartan armor on armor is armor i don't care which one i have

[MrSebastiantena]

okay elites are just a bad ass as a spartan so go fuck off and lick my balls

[Live2Play1000]

was the battle rifle shooting poop or something

[Mr2010legoben]

what idiot brings two sniper bullets to a three man group?

[Djb917]

Elites are l33t.

[shyryguy]

regular halo 1 armour because of caboose

[justinlax39]

Damn you Eva, whyd I turn up the volume on my headphones right before that

[joeycoronaable]

sparten

[icereaper88]

i prefer spartan armor

[hemir9]

Human Armor, EVA helmet CQB Left shoulder, EVA Right Shoulder, EVA Body.

White Primary, Brown Secondary, Blue Detail!

[OfHolyKnights]

Human armor because of hayabusa

[DrFragge]

The coolest armor is the regular

[kylethomas9231]

i like the reach scout and the combat halo 3 elite armour

[Onyxknight20]

and theres not one about hayubusa? =P

[Onyxknight20]

and theres not one about hayubusa =P

[kisame20000]

elites

[ryuhabussa919]

SUPER TIMOR SUPER TIMOR!!

[Vanitas61]

I like elites better, but I like them most in halo 3. You almost never get to be one in reach.

[superc37]

human

[redraym]

I don't care about armor all I care about is my team, the enemy team and myself to have fun.

[DragonFlamesStudios]

on reach elites are stronger take less falling damage and run faster but are a large target.spartans are just hard to spot and fit in smaller spots

[Mr360thomas]

as long as you armor combienation doesn't looks gay its ok

[cay1021]

Reach gives you something to fight about because the elites are stronger, faster, ect. while the spartans are quicker. Halo 3 the Spartans and Elites are on the same playing field

[ShadowSX10]

Best Helmet: Security.

Why: you get a radio on your shoulder

[chuey2011]

the brown elite sounds like napolean dynamite

[megaluigi33]

I like how Hayabusa is the biggest noob armor, not EOD, EVA, or Elite Armor.

[bordum1753]

humans of course lol!

[music4ever4me1]

lol i nodiced elites die faster and easy head shoots

[Mohammad2445]

@music4ever4me1 not in reach tho

[carusofilming]

spartans better. the alien armor.... umm.. idk why but i dont HATE the alien armor.

[HatchedSilver]

i like recon and katana

[DinoboyLou]

haha hayabusa guy got powned >:) his evil has now ended......GO EOD

[GodDogofVice]

I'll pwn noobs in any armor

[link21002]

@GodDogofVice umm armour doesent matter and even a noob could beat a pro the chances are a noob could beat you :)

[GodDogofVice]

@link21002 yeah like a snowballs chance in hell

[saigonnative]

wow i know that later this video will gets lots of dislikes i like both but i usally wear spartan armor if no one in my team is an elite since lots of people are racist

[rakerunner]

human armor is better

[rakerunner]

@rakerunner human armor is better

[jamesmomdawn]

i like the human armor better, i me come on, just look at the alien kid with the tumor helment

[HaloC4Pro]

I don't give a crap about which armor is better. It's just armor god why is almost everyone racist against certain armor. IT IS POINTLESS besides someone showing how much a JACKASS they are.

[Ma2terch13f96]

@HaloC4Pro its not racism. it's just that they dont like the armour type.

[rOfLcOpTeR4100]

hey only noobs teabag

[Il2Atomik2Il]

@rOfLcOpTeR4100

No u gotta piss off the noob by tbagin them before they tbag u

[thebelicas1]

well since recon iis a human helmet and elites haa no helmet close to recon.

[Norton54129]

elite

[MrPypap]

Its funny how kids are always worried about armor when the point of he game is to kill everyone other than your self

[voicebross]

hou do jou keep your gun down?

[icecreamman7ify]

this is spartans

[VorotheBat]

Elites are original. The spartans aren't, however. You see millions of spartans online. Do you see any elites? NO! About 2% of the halo community are elites. How's that unoriginal?

[Epicdeath123]

@VorotheBat Spartans are way better than elites. I'd rather be unoriginal than some weird alien thing with a huge flapping mouth and jagged teeth. Besides, no body really cares about being original on Halo 3.

[VorotheBat]

@Epicdeath123 I find the Elites better, but I usually cycle between the two. I just hate how everyone hates on elites. Like it matters. Apparently, if you're playing as a badass alien lizardman, it makes you gay. Can't people have an opinion, without someone saying "Oh, you're a fag", or "Go back to sucking daddy's dick"? Really, why?

[NikoLiberty1000]

@VorotheBat I agree with you I switch off between elite and spartan for every time I play

[dhjackson5410]

spartan hell yay

[IwubMaiColettie]

bullshit Elites ftw

[LewisMenzies]

elite armour rules

[DrewSkillsRS]

Humans. Elites are ment for people like my little brother...His KDR is 0.22

[ZX1997]

human

[AzelfandQuilava]

Elites :P :)

[MrBigstevey]

@CrazyBoss11 dude right properly, I can hardly understand shit.

[CrazyBoss11]

@MrBigstevey thats whole point. If you can read that, than your mind works in ways that other don't. Try to comprehend what thats saying.

[griff862]

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[letmeseeu123]

500 people are out of ammo

[dspencer465]

human



[KingKoodaz]

You know what? My friend had been working on getting Hyabusa for 3 months, I come over to his place... and it takes me like 3 hours.

[talimancer1lt]

wtf is the meta i keep hering about if u dont mind me askin

[KingKoodaz]

@talimancer1lt "The Meta" Is a character in RoosterTeeth's show, "Red VS Blue" Go watch it... NAO!

[talimancer1lt]

@KingKoodaz thanks

[KingKoodaz]

@talimancer1lt No Problem, as long as you watch and enjoy, I would be glad to help you with alot!

[talimancer1lt]

@KingKoodaz im sorta new to some internet talk wat does imao mean im shure wen you answer this ill feel like an idiot

[KingKoodaz]

@talimancer1lt LMAO? It means Laughing My Ass Off. And, because I'm a freaking word Nazi... "I'm Sort Of New To Some Internet Talk. What Does LMAO Mean? I'm Sure When You Answer This I'll Feel Like An Idiot."

[TheNoobmaster98]

@talimancer1lt you jackass have obviously never heard about RVB THE AWESOMEEST SHOW EVER

[kdude731]

@TheNoobmaster98 dude ur such a frekin' fanboy no offense

[talimancer1lt]

@TheNoobmaster98 ive herd of rvb you buttfagget dont asume stuff i was just curious about a term ive not herd i wanted to know wat it ment ok

[alienhowitzer54]

human looks more badass (hayabusa)

[EagleSpirit88]

@alienhowitzer54 ditto

[alienhowitzer54]

@EagleSpirit88 it looks like chuck norris in a spartan armor

[1122ga]

r u 4 real,or r u just to piss evreyone off?

[natekproductions1]

if the elite is yellow and worships church from red vs blue he is epic

[sniperX01825X]

i don't prefere either elites are hardcore and so are spartans

[MrKillinemall]

you people the ninja blue guy is my favorite

[tmblacktrack]

"damn you eva" xD

[KingKoodaz]

@tmblacktrack Damn you EVA? ... Do the words... "The Meta" mean anything to you?

[LelandTheHedgehog]

@KingKoodaz w00t META!!!

[fcportoryan]

@KingKoodaz OH FUCK ING SHIT RUUUUUUUUUUN

[Beejayvei]

@KingKoodaz hmmm... i dont know. mabe the AIs i stole from all the freelancers might know.

[NewZealandBoi11]

I love how elite voice actors are pretty random while spartan voice actors are whiny know it alls

[MyChinima00]

Wow. I'm sorry but I have bitch. And I'm not prowd of it either. I don't know maybe you actually look at this from my point of view and are just being a dick on purpose. I see YOUR point of view on these armor and elite videos, but I couldn't like these even if i tried. The fact that you made a video talking about the discussions between armor permutations at all just royal pisses me off. My point is that fighting for or against armor perms is pointless. And elites own in halo 1-3. So Im sorry.

[givemeCOD]

@MyChinima00 i agree with you these videos are bs lolz

[wire951]

I LIKE THIS VIDEO MADE ME LOL : )

[MrBasementKitteh]

DAMN YOU EVA!!!1!!1!!

[ViaProductions1]

human

not alien and eva is a bitch

[sweetzxx]

nobody like this video were at 1337 likes

[NoXiTGameplayRecords]

Just 4 Likes more, and we've a "1337 People like" :D

[T00L1995]

humans.

[a813l]

alien bcuz i like dinosaurs

[carostheone]

I play as an Elite but this is still funny as hell =D

[MsHalo3rocks]

Elite Elite Elite Elite rocks

[madisonl93l9]

poor audio acting. And elites don't suck. On point with the argument, the flight head, I believe (its been a while sinse I played Halo 3), makes your head smaller and thus harder to snipe.

[hulkcp]

human

[MrtacoNiko]

HUMAN!!! :DD

[JackTheHammer100]

they should make a type of hayabusa for elites

[MrGengisSean]

Haha four words. Elites Own. Fuck You.

[Sephiroth1179]

I like elite armor but I love human armor and some people make a new meaning In the word rasist

[Jellybelly424]

so now EVA= :)?

[MEGAHALOMANN]

human aliens can suck my sweaty spartan nuts

[LHunterO78]

both

[sonicred5]

HUMAN



[HaloFanRedvsBLue12]

... The text story "Why the Covenant Suck" was better...

Now I'll give you guys credit for using mics that don't suck, and you did plan ahead of time, even if half the jokes were abit dry. By Youtube standards this is pretty good in the quality department. But in the Joke Department you could've done better.

Last joke was the best.

[jefchernbud]

Elites don't suck they just easier to snipe then hallelujah killing spree.

[deathfinder189]

Damn you EVA!!!!

[thebloodofhisdeath]

go go power ranger lol

[MrSupersevy]

aliens are better

[xxxBlueIncendiaxxx]

Full Circle...

[Bateend75]

Funny how alot of people give a damn about fucking armor that dusnt help you whatsoever or increase youre melee or increase other things

[MrPypap]

Sangheili FTW

[Lycanion0]

I rape and own as elite so does that make me a n00b?

[LILDAXBOSS]

@Lycanion0 yes..-_-

[MakutaTelluris1]

Alien all the way!

[0wolfer0]

Why do people complain about characters?It's just a character.I like both and I don't get ticked off like that grey guy on If It Were Realistic: Melee if someone is an elite or spartan comes in my game,If I don't like thier armor,I won't look at them.You suck at Halo if you compain THAT bad about armor.Stay off halo because you would see elites in alot in halo stupid retard.It's just armor.

[0wolfer0]

Why do people complain about characters?It's just a character.I like both and I don't get ticked off like that grey guy on If It Were Realistic: Melee if someone is an elite or spartan comes in my game,If I don't like thier armor,I won't look at them.You suck at Halo if you compain THAT bad about armor.Stay off halo because you would see elites in alot in halo stupid retard.

[tege01]

i like human and alien armor it really wont matter to me

[omgacat520]

XD EVA IS PRETTY EPIC JUST IT DOES LOOK LIKE A FISH BOWL

DAM U EVA!

xD

[halospartan199]

dam you EVA !!!!!!!

[billthecatrocks94]

why did the elite sound like napolean dynamite??

[mikethemonsta15]

Eva Rules!!!!!!!!!

[kingttiger]

Human ODST helmet FTW

[TheFoolishknight]

i like both but i have penquin or you can say monkey helmet.and i like the brown elites helmet i have :).

[nikopoulet]

the noob is the one who cares about the avatars

[jackell27]

aliens are the best so fuck u

[Thearbiter84]

NO THEY DON'T!

[blacktron109]

human

[Marsden117]

"Damn you EVA!"

[Smitty6786]

Sanghellis are a headshot target just like George Lopez, but t-baging is for fucking homosexuals!!

[assultaclan]

Elites kick ass allot of older kids play as elites because there better than Spartans besides the Spartans have to be made in to warriors elites are born warriors

[FrankTheTankOS]

i like playing as Elites because everyone's a spartan and I call them rascist against elites because they're always trying to get me to switch XD

[TheMetalsonic3000]

@FrankTheTankOS me too also they have full armor recharge in reach which makes them a bit cheaper but i still use them

[lemonlimerock]

....just because the spartans look cooler than the elite or something it doesn't mean that their better than them. i've gotten xbox live ever since last year and i only played as a elite because i like them. plus there's only a little bit of people who play as elites, and the rest are spartans. so yeah, i guess that's all i have to say. and i hate it when people upload videos saying 'Halo 3 elites suck.'

[SonicVersusMario]

1 thing to say to this videos maker and that is FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKK YOU BITCH

[FrankTheTankOS]

@audreyelaine4 That's why I play XD

[baltosfan]

elites are awesome

humans are epic, coz they have more armor choices

[JasonvPredatorx8679]

human armor.

[MostlyRussian]

No offense people who like elites but they are for like 8 year olds most of the time... Hasn't anyone noticed that?

[bullpupfan8]

Dude elite armor is awesome. Sure they're like easier targets but this is a video game. We r already humans in real life so why not screw around with stuff we aren't or don't do for a change. Besides, it's just a video game, who cares?

[RedMixedWithBlue]

elites are better cuz they r dinosaurs and they will take over the earth

[CollectorFreak14]

elits rule bicth

[CollectorFreak14]

SPARTAN ARMOR i hate it when people wear the elite armor this is halo for heavens sake

[Average1021]

lol pretty much spartan cuz it has ninja

[Zentrix97]

"DAMN YOU E.V.A"

[metarydly7111]

that elite sound like napoleon dynamite

[HaloCaveMan]

@metarydly7111 no shit

[Kumon505]

What about Commando, retard?

[MASterCHeif364]

i like that armour

[fuckyoukarmasmoker]

I will admit that alot of elite players online suck. However i think elites are badass so stop thinkin only little kids play as one.

[YugiOW]

elites are waaayyyy better

[kokeanikilator]

aliens racists

[jayhow92]

I love sniping elites! Their heads are an easier target!

[koolaid1760]

elites heath sucks

[Oskarmandude1]

HELL NO ELITE IS FTW

[MrDutchguy5000]

Hayabusa is n00b dude!

[lalala92704]

@MrDutchguy5000 probably cause u cant get it

[MrDutchguy5000]

@lalala92704 Bet ur one of those fanboys =D

[lalala92704]

@MrDutchguy5000 of what? BTW ur blocked because unlike ur fatass i dont sit around computer all day. I play hockey. SO BY BY MOTHA FUCKA!

[MrDutchguy5000]

@lalala92704 Chill dude.

[sammuelc56]

me i love more the alien

[TriggerHappy58]

human armor is much better

[knuckels334]

OMG....... ♪OH HAAAAAAAYABUSA!!!!!♪

[mikelivingit]

@knuckels334 my rank is gana bosta

[mikelivingit]

@mikelivingit from the song

[halobat64]

human 

[ShiningFlare100]

I think the Hayabusa armor looks the coolest

[TehRedmaz]

alien its like a meal dino :D