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  • he put a men in A-men

  • What Teddy Boy seems to forget is that his god created him to be gay!

  • Being gay goes back along way back to early homo-sapiens, though back then it wasn't so bad to have to ocasional gay spell, but constantly being gay and not wanting to have sex with the other sex was considered abonmanable.

  • THE INTERNET! Religion's worst Enemy! hahahah

  • was ted haggard cured of his gayness by phred felps???

  • OMG....next thing you say that the earth is round! The bible clearly states, that the earth is flat and has 4 corners!! So who are we do defy the word of the bible? ( and for those amongst you who do not understand this : google sarcasm)

  • It was obvious Ted Haggard was gay...even before he was caught

  • I love this song -- "some folks say he puts the "men" in "Amen!" I love it!!!!

  • i was at church to day because my parents made me and when every one needled some one said kneel. i said i kneel for no man woman or god.

  • @newjerseykid1001 Good for you. You should tell your parents that you want nothing to do with ANY organized religion. (and good luck)

  • @xusmcguy thanks

  • Yet another example of the harm caused by believing in the mythical nonsense in the Bible.

    It's so delusional to be religious that it should be recognized by the medical community as a mental disorder.

  • Matt became a GENIU ... Almost GENIUS for Hitchslapping away the bible and other bullshit books. IF ONLY THE GUY CAN SPEND 30 mins in the gym a couple days a week.

    religionfactreport(dotcom )

  • @kansaimagic Said it before and I'll say it again. Matt rocks the weight well guy.

  • I want one of those T-shirts, but the "Nobody knows I'm a lesbian" one

    Hey, Bill Bailey's a feminist, why can't a 20-year-old guy like me be a lesbian?

  • ok I just got my answer once I listened to the clip, never mind

  • @casablanca4381 Behold the power of "Fucking Googling It". :V

  • Lol i just watched the onion...

    .

    . i got confused and thought this was satire.

  • It says in the Bible to use Spell Check.

  • are they talking to ron paul?

  • Lol at the beginning music

  • God Does Not Dislike Those who are gay .

    Anyone who says other wise is Stupid .

  • @1970000100 How can a god that does not exist dislike anything?

  • @1970000100 Them why did this god clearly say in his Bible, stone homosexuals?

  • @ATLMember You took that out of context. *sigh* those atheists with their reason an logic, pfft.

  • @ATLMember Actually you are wrong, the Bible doesn't say 'stone homosexuals'. Homosexuality is lumped together with eating crayfish - an abomination. Personally I think the Biblical cure for leprosy is one of the best, all you have to do is sprinkle the blood of a dead bird (any kind wil do) on the leper, seven times, and hey presto, they are cured! Isn't that great. Those Godless modern doctors.

  • @ritchloui You sure about that?

    "Lev.20:13

    If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

    While it does not say they will be stoned, they are to be killed according to the "Good Book"

  • @keez1994 I stand corrected. I'll have to check out what should be done with the stinkers who eat crayfish. How's this for a juicy one: Leviticus 18:12 And if a man lie with his daughter in law, both of them shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them" Prophet Muhammad married Zainab Bint Jahsh who was his daughter-in-law. The Wholly Babble bedtime stories; sprinking of blood and fat, stoning children, raping daughters, cutting people off, scapegoating. Yummy.

  • @ritchloui My personal favorite:

    They found a man that gathered sticks upon the sabbath day. ... And the LORD said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: all the congregation shall stone him with stones.... And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the LORD commanded Moses. Numbers 15:32-56

  • @keez1994 Nice. What happy clappies that congregation must have been. Of course, the punishment for witches and wizards must be...? Yup, stone them! Leviticus 20:27 "A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death; they shall stone them with stones; their blood shall be upon them". Hard to believe anyone survived, it must have been a daily event; no wonder David was such a good shot.

  • @keez1994 Here's a bizarre image to behold: Joshua 5: 2-3: "At that time the Lord said unto Joshua, Make thee sharp knives and circumcise again the children of Israel the second time. And Joshua made him sharp knives and circumcised the Children of Israel at the hill of the foreskins". You couldn't make this stuff up;  "hill of foreskins". Awesome. Meanwhile the rest of humanity remained clueless.

  • @ritchloui Pretty much lol

  • @ritchloui it does say homosexuals should be put to death and i think people assume its by stoning as the bible is pretty fond of stoning.

  • @TheDharmawheel I don't think the manner of killing is actually specified, but yes, stoning was a favourite. What is so awful is that these mafiosi ideas have proved so attractive; believed by fools and useful to tyrants. This bunch of nomadic primitives were still in tents when China had already had a civilization for thousands of years.

  • @ritchloui i also think its bloody awful that 'modern' christians pick and choose from the bible so they are essentially condoning these barbaric and primitive ideas and practices for the things THEY PERSONALLY don't like and its really become about hate and ignorance (become??? it always was really) rather than about and moral or righteous god or ideals. It is seriously fucked up.

  • @TheDharmawheel Yes. The entire criminal enterprise has been perfected by Islam. For example in Britain a survey of Muslim opinion found that 10% of them thought apostates should be killed. If you think that's bad, it gets worse. 40% of them wanted Shariah law to eventually be the law of the land. What they clearly didn't know was that under Shariah the death sentence for apostasy is mandatory. So in effect 40% of them were advocating the death sentence and didn't even know it.

  • @1970000100

    Thats not what it says in the bible.

  • @1970000100 well mabey the bible doesnt explicitly state that god dislikes homosexuals, but it does explicitly tell us to exile or kill gay people (the bible is indecisive on that). so it logically follows that god dislikes gay people unless you pick and choose which parts of "gods word" you like and thus believe in, in which case you are essentially taking parts of an existing religion and creating a new one. but of course, all of this assumes that a god even exists...

  • "..put the men in ahhhmen" and so he did. what a great line.

  • God does not care if someone is gay . This Does not make them bad .

    en fact Most People are gay or bisexual .But Few will admit to it .But Children Need to

    be raised different sex partners. so They can relate to Them . Ask any single parent

    . Most Would say they wish they had a male / female role Model in there son,s life .The same is true for single fathers with daughters .

    But some cannot accept this .

  • @1970000100 How do you know what god does or doesn't care about?

  • @1970000100 In gay relationships, one of the two does tend to be more like the opposing gender.

  • @Kiru26

    so . They Cant Give birth to a child , They Do Not Get the menopaws . so lack the ability to understand what it is like . that is why children need to be raised by partners of different sex. to each other .

  • @1970000100 I'm not saying by any means that I hate my mother or would prefer someone over her, but in all honesty, if I had two dads, I wouldn't care. I'm a guy so that'd be fine. Or in the other instance if I had two mothers, sure they haven't experienced what it's like to go through what I go through, but in this day and age, with google, I'm sure they could find an answer. It doesn't matter if you have two dads, two moms, or one of each, so long as they love and care for you.

  • @BlackFlame39

    But You Mother could Bring You To A football Game . But is not quite the same as you dad bringing you.

    Yes Love Is Important . But we still Need to be able to relate to people . Google cannot teach you that .

    Children Of Mixed Race Marriages . Are often rejected as been either to white or to black.

    Its Is ok for the parents . But It is children who Have To deal with it . That's not fair on them .

  • @1970000100 My question is why is that example not the same? Why do gender roles play such a large part in life? In all honesty, when it comes to myself and my sister, if it is a question about sports, in that instance, then you should go to her, not me. And it is possible to relate to people even if you do not necesarrily have ethos on the subject, it just takes a little more time.

  • @BlackFlame39 .

    They play an important role as humans take advice from those they feel they have the most in common with and can relate to. . It Important That as we up we have some that we can relate to and thrust .

  • @1970000100

    That's no excuse. The only reason children feel shame is because of unjust descrimination. Give people the rights they deserve, or shut the fuck up.

  • There once was a man by the name Ted Fagard.... Uh i mean Haggard.

  • Christianity=untreated schizophrenia and self loathing. Psychiatry and psychoanalysis will be necessary.

  • I love how much they enjoyed the song at the beginning XD

    Anything fun like that makes me smile

  • For one moment I wished to be gay so I could buy the t-shirt he's talking about lol

  • The thing i find ridiculous is that he calls himself an ex-gay(a straight man who's dealt with gay "problems"). The least he could do is say he's bisexual. It's shit like this that make me think that religious indoctrination is, in some cases invalid. Ppl brainwash themselves. It's more of a self-indoctrination, based on their religions beliefs. He's gonna put himself thru suffering for the rest of his life for not being true to himself. I guess its no different than any other poor religious sap

  • @DaArtist401 According to wikipedia Ted haggard admitted in a magazine interview that he was bisexual in 2010.

  • NPH is gay?

  • @880330145789

    Yes, NPH i salute you!

  • If only the same thing would happen to the royal family of Saudi Arabia.

  • i roflol'd at the song at the beginning.

  • I remember see Ted on TV and i thought to my self that this guy is gay. He showed up on my Gay-dar. I grew up in a big city and have excellent Gay-dar. There was something more to his shit eating grin than the usual "drunk on Jesus" goofyness. A month later Ted got busted doing gay shit.

  • @flubno Hey there's nothing wrong with being gay, there's something wrong with acting like you aren't because of a religion!

  • @dutchbb1979 To me, he is one gaint phoney. To be the leader of a super chruch and in real life be gay and a junkie. He is beyond a regular liar, you have to be on a pathological level. I could care less if he's gay.

  • @flubno your a prophet! and I hate prophets! XD

  • @iliveon I'm not a prophet, i'm just really good at reading dumb and simple people. If that's all it takes to be a prophet then, OH Shit. Maybe I am a Prophet, AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ! lol

  • I feel nothing but pity for ted haggard imagine how deeply sad he feels inside?

  • I just read a GQ article on Ted Haggard written last month and my opinion on Haggard has changed.

    If he goes back to being extremely bigoted then we will have a problem.

  • Ted was merely worshiping God on his knees in front of an alternate alter and like Johnathan love the youth to his own soul. Or maybe he was taking communion.

  • Ted Haggart "president"? "Leader" fits better, keeping in mind that the german word for "Leader" is "Führer"...

  • There's gotta be something said for atheists. I've never met a homophobic one.

  • why are their losts of gays in Austin?

  • @stoopefy "Texas! Holy dog shit! Only steers and queers come from texas Private Cowboy and you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down."

  • Ted Haggard is completley hetrosexual lol LOL

  • the funny thing about ted hagard, before I even knew about the gay prostitute thing, i could always tell he was gay. he was pretty obvious.

  • pause at 2:37

  • Prison stats show that christians commit more crimes than atheists. With rapists it's even more pronounced; the more devoutly christian and bible-thumping, the worse the perversion and sadism in the crime.

    Adhering to a doctrine that places untenable restrictions on human nature, makes us hate ourselves as evil for ever feeling lust, is never going to produce a well adjusted society.

  • OMG love the song in the beginning lol =)

  • So I asked myself, why not just call it nature, because the other ways that god was described made him seem like a dick. Well there was that, and the fact that the other students used to beat me with Torahs... I hated Hebrew School, but again, black and white cookies are awesome.

  • It's not just for Atheists, it could be anyone who hate hypocrisy, or just don't like mega-church things. Isn't everyone in Catholicism in a constant sate of guilt... it's like Judaism with worse snacks. My synagogue always supplied massive amounts of black and white cookies, though I haven't been there since the 1996, and my Hebrew School experience lead me directly to not having any religion... basically the one teacher who seemed like a bright guy described god as being everything in nature

  • ted got caught snorting coke off the ungodly dick. lmao!

  • is martin gay as well?

  • smoke meth, bang another dude and preach to 'the flock'...rinse and dry

  • that is my favourite song of all time from now on and the hosts actions are great

  • the song is at beginning is AMAZING. aahha

  • Hey dougie howzer's gay? Cool, I don't know why, but good for him if it was a positive experience coming out. Go dougie howzer!

  • Thats my favourite Atheist Experience moment, the bit at the start. Dillahunty moving from side to side LOL.

  • I wonder if Ted Haggard will be back one day in the pulpit conning his way back into riches. That Popoff dude was exposed in the 80's and now he's back raking in the millions. When it comes to supernatural claims people seem to be superdumb.

  • Mmh, "the devil".... Good excuse. I would even dare say, the absolute excuse. No way you can fight that excuse. It can even replace the classical "the dog ate my homework" excuse. It would become something like "the devil made me not make my homework". "The devil made me fail my exams", "the devil made me do drugs". Yeah, convenient. And you never have to take responsability for your shit.

  • Ted Haggard is COMPLETELY heterosexual.

    Ty that is all.

  • When ever I speak ill of our government and I don't use nasty words I keep getting Error, try again

  • I never knew the devil could make you buy an male prostitute and smoke crack The devil is truly an evil genius

  • @TheAtheistExperience thank you

  • Haggard takes it up the date while his God watches.

  • The song at the beginnig is brilliant.

    By the way The Atheist Experience is brilliant, helped me accept my (lack of) beliefs and continues to be an entertaining show.

    Lets be honest though, Matt makes this show what it is. The co-hosts are all brilliant, but mr. Dillahunty's ability to concisely articulate his points is just scary.

    Matt, you need to get yourself in more public debates, become the 5th horseman! Your more than capable. Fly the flag, brother =)

  • @BlindPacemaker "Your more than capable"? What about his more than capable?

    YET AGAIN, and it's MORE THAN missing an apostrophe, the word you are trying so desperately to struggle to use, is "you're".

    YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE.

    Just how many attempts does it take to get the correct word into YOUR vacuum of a head?

  • @BlindPacemaker Thats perfect! Matt for 5th horseman NOW.

  • @letseatbreakfast they dont claim to be prophets i think your the false prophet

  • There are no gays on this planet. There are only heterosexuals sinning according Haggard.

  • @baxtar1963 Well then, I suppose he's a flaming sinner.

  • All these preachers are a bunch of hypocritical greedy arrogant biblying dangerous nazi robot zomibes...

  • @Acrimonator That's why I love being an atheist, because we have the one thing that beats all those: ninjas.

  • @Acrimonator Why are you stereotyping all preachers? 

  • @fashionhistorylover because being consciousely or not they all do the same thing, pollute people minds with guilt and mythology.

  • @Acrimonator Nazi zombies you say? Quick, hand me a Lamentation and Hades! I'll get rid of'em!

  • @Acrimonator whats funny is im often told "why do people love to see holy men fall?" i say, "because they build themselfs up to be prophets of god and condemn those who live differently."

  • It's a catchy tune lol

  • Now all we need is for Kirk Cameron to come out. I could swear that dude is totally gay.

    Oh, and Ray Comfort. I mean, come on. Who calls himself Ray of Comfort. OOO...I want to cumfort you with my rays of cumfort.

    Ew!

  • lol cumfort

  • Asking an answering a question is a rhetorical device. In encourages a person to consider the issue more carefully.

    And his bloodline? What? First of all, Jesus was known to have siblings, and was survived at least by his brother James.

    And Jesus is the incarnation of God, why should he care about the bloodline of his human avatar?

  • All oviparous animals lay eggs: spiders, insects, monotreme mammals like the platypus, almost all reptiles, fish and amphibians have been procreating this way for 500 million years.

    About 350 million years ago, carboniferous reptiles gradually developed eggs with carbon shells. This allowed them to stay in dry environments. You can find many of these fossilized reptile egg shells in Pennsylvania and the Texas redbeds.

    As a comparison, chicken and quail diverged about 80 million years ago.

  • If substitutional atonement is such a great and wonderful model of justice, why don't we practice that in our enlightened society?

    Because it's completely unjust, that's why. This idea that the innocent can take the punishment for the guilty is so laughably idiotic, but God is praised for doing it.

    And no sacrifice was made. Sure Jesus supposedly suffered on the cross for a few hours (a lot shorter time than most cricified), but he got to be God in heaven afterwards. Some sacrifice.

  • Excellent post.

  • Eggs came first. Chickens weren't around while other species already laid eggs for hudreds of millions of years.

  • I asked you how creation worked. Where did god get the materials? Why did he create? Have there been other creations, or was god alone before our creation?

  • "the layers were put there by the flood = nothing to do with time."

    So the flood sorted all the animals by type and weight? Your nonsensical explanation is right out of a creation pamphlet. How did this creation occur? By magic?

  • Not to mention the fact that there is no evidence to suggest a world wide flood even occurred.

  • What Darwin saw on his voyage was that contemporary creatures didn't resemble the ones found in the fossil layers, nor could they themselves be found in the fossil layers. Where did they come from? Darwin realized evolutionary change had to have occurred. This is macro-evolution. For example, large mammal fossils aren't found in any layers with dinosaurs. No bears, no deer, no bison, etc. Evidence for micro-evolution came later.

  • Darwin's life work proved macro-evolution had occurred. He was making the point in that letter that the clues to micro-evolution, or change within species, was unavailable in the fossil record. Try reading Darwin as a whole instead of quote mining him --you'd understand then.

    And, of course, the questions he said he couldn't answer back then were eventually answered by 20th biologists, who you didn't bother to quote.

  • You're talking to yourself again.

  • I want to get down on my knees and start worshiping Jesus. I want Christ's salvation all over my face.

  • The problem (not only) it's some religious people read the bibly literaly, ok it's fine. But how about read like historical too? Because same passes could be need historical aknowleged to undrestand the bibly,and yes this topic, homosexuality, it's an exemple. I read somewhere in internet about that, say the passes and the explations. very interesting in my opinion of course XD. And sory for my bad english XD.

  • Harry Potter is a series of seven fantasy novels written by British author J. K. Rowling.

    The books chronicle the adventures of the adolescent wizard Harry Potter, together with Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, his friends from the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

    The central story arc concerns Harry's struggle against the evil wizard Lord Voldemort, who killed Harry's parents in his quest to conquer the wizarding world and subjugate non-magical (Muggle) people to his rule.

  • Now you're just talking to yourself. Creepy.

  • Our prints are as well actually. Just as fingers differ slightly in length, girth, texture, color and so forth, so too can be said of prints (we have classifications after all): arch, loop, whorl, tented arch. We also have classifications of humans based on color (yet the individuals differ). So? Is this supposed to be evidence of something supernature? Please.

  • ...are you stupid or something? Fingers are all the same because they are needed to work the same way. Fingerprints aren't because it dosen't matter what pattern they are they still do the same thing. Also our fingers aren't all the same their just very similar. (ect some are longer then other peoples)

    It's people like you that make people hate Christians.

  • Laminin isn't found everywhere (it does not "hold all things together") It is found only in mammals (including humans) and a few other animals.

    Laminin isn't really a cell adhesion molecule. It's an extracellular matrix protein.

  • This isn't the first video you have copy/pasted this nonsensical quote-mine

  • Your question is a complete red herring to distract away from the topic at hand, but I will answer it.

    The Poisson equation describes the probability distribution of random events -- for example, the probability that random mutations in a cell will affect ("hit") a particular gene ("target").

    Px = h^x * e^-h / x! (factorial)

    where:

    Px = probability that a target will have exactly x hits

    h = average number of hits per target

  • lol ok, now your just messin with me...

  • TYPICAL CHRISTIAN ANSWER TO A DIRECT/RATIONAL QUESTION. you evade, and then quote from an exclusive faith. jeez, you cant even spell correctly.

    you are why i laugh at christians. if homosexuals are going to hell then there isnt much of a chance for a whole lot of us anyway.

  • Wait, what? lol

    So you are saying that Laminin = God?

    That's blasphemy! Exodus 20:3 - Do not have ANY other gods before me.

  • alrighty smarty, answer me this.

    why did god create Homosexuality?

    your shit of a book bible claims he is the creator of everything, especially man, therefore man's actions have had to have been a part of his grand design.

    and this plan your god has, homos are technically part of it.

  • Both cattle and Bighorn sheep engage in homosexual activity, and they are considered clean in the bible.

  • Rofl with mao, please!

  • "Gay is the greater sin as its not a natural act"

    Animals engage in Homosexual sex all the time. What is unnatural about animals?

    Fact Fail.

  • if what you say is true then you are COMPLETELY contradicting your faith. keep in mind your malevolent god made homosexuals the way they are. and if not, then he gave them free will. either way, punishing something you created for the supposed flaws you created it with is malevolent. such a "god" does NOT deserve my worship.

    pricks like you are the reason i HATE religion.

  • I think what Haggard did was wrong. It was not who he slepted with, but the fact that he slept around while married.

  • You see these preachers and televangelists fall when they do the opposite of the hate they preach, it makes you wonder if they do, infact, actually believe in the religeon they preach. I mean, a catholic preacher who abuses kids and actually believes in their religeon, would know that according to their own book, they would be going to their hell for their actions.

    I truely wonder what precentage of these people actually dont follow their own religeon.

  • Nowhere in the bible does it say you shouldnt sodomize young boys. Not specifically, at least. It says to lay with a man is an abomination, but nothing about a young boy or girl.

    Belief for these people isnt a matter of reading the book and believing what it says, it's believing that they are correct, and cherry-picking from that book, which serves as a symbol of unquestionable authority, to justify their beliefs, their perversions, their prejudices, etc, without ever having to face themselves.

  • Hypocrite. You call us fools your in danger of gehenna!

  • Moron Theists. Fuck off.

  • that was so funny....love the song

  • 89captain turd, your the one who is gullible in the first place. god and the devil are all in your head. but it's ok i'll think for you and i'll hold your hands when your ready to cross the street lol

  • CaptainTurd, your name suits you

  • its all part of evolution...gay is an experience that we choose prior to incarnation. Expressing love.

    All of life is about evolving and living out experiences to grow and mature as a species.

    Thank goodness for the Zeigeist movement.

    accept all......we all need to remember-Free Will. Allow people to do as they wish

  • "adultering, drug abusing, whore mongering sodomite." Yup, that about sums it up. Ted Haggard is a pickle smoocher. And a liar, cheater and crook. But the weak will come back, paying him homage and money, because that's what you suckers do...

  • @madjik9 Give him a break. He had a relapse and he is straight now.

  • @fashionhistorylover He had a relapse but criticized the anti homosexuality of Christianity with another gay preacher? Yea.

  • @fashionhistorylover as if he still doesn't love the dick lol

  • @mrpilot102 Correction: He loves the shit-dick. lol

  • @fashionhistorylover hah, i get it!

  • The church has devieved you gullible theists. "Believe what we tell you or burn forever, and give us 10% of your money because the all-powerful god is broke." There are no gods, no devils. Hard to believe that adults still fall for this crap. I'm awake, try some.

  • Yup hell cannot exist if god is "god"(he would have to be a daemon) which means he isn't the only one oooh monotheism cracking.

  • Richard Chamberlain came out of his closet with joy and pride. In my book, that's a major step toward mental health.

  • That is what is called a non-sequitor. It does not follow, the literal meaning of non-sequitor, that if God exists Satan exists. Satan could be an invention of man and God not.

  • But as we don't believe in god, the devil is therefore non-existent in our minds, so we can't be frightened by threats of everlasting damnation.

    We can't be frightened, but we sure can get pissed off with being told we're going to burn in the fires of hell day in and day out.

  • And you can't write worth shit.

  • I feel the need to scream: TED HAGGARD IS A CHILD MOLESTER!

  • Child molester?

    Not really man, well maybe, but not that i've heard of.. but one thing is for sure:

    As R Kelly would say "Oooh! He's trapped in the CLOSET! He can't come outta the CLOSET!"

    haha

  • LOL

  • His wife's is also in denial.

  • I wonder how the "abomination" concept started? What is the historical context?

  • I feel bad for ted haggard being gay and not being able to admit it.

  • It sucks because he can admit it. All Christians, and every denomination picks and chooses from the bible. The labels just represent where they draw the line. To this day I've never seen or met a creationists that will argue the earth is flat or rebellious children should be put to death. I know plenty of Christians that support gay marriage