It's amazing to see how an act of creation could be criticizes by intolerant people... I like zombie movies, I like Bram Stoker, I like Shelley, I like Anne Rice, and many other "classics" of that genre, but I must admit just after reading that book, that it's a good entertainment. So, why are you all screaming ? Read the whole book before criticizing it, it's just a respect to the writter. The film may be bad (I'll confirm it after watching it), the book isn't, objectively.
You guys act like this bc of the twilight films! and let me tell you, you all have the right but! COME ON!!! give this book soon to be film a chance!!!! Dracula and Frankenstein were both in love! and they are both amazing monsters! why cant you all stop critizing films like this...you never know how amazing this film can be....and if you all havent read the book even with more reason. Hey! feel free to comment away is your right im just saying here. Peace and Love lol :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, NOT ZOMIES D': THEY CAN'T MAKE A LOVESTORY ABOUT A ZOMBIE!!! Shame on them.... D': Poor Zombies, they'll loose all of their...zombieness... Oo
I don't understand why a zombie having emotions for once is so bad? Its creative and at least it doesn't sparkle when it goes outside (that I know of). I've always thought it would be interesting if they made being a zombie more of a medical condition than a dead corpse.Just like the way people compare Lupus to the myth of the werewolf. It's an interesting twist and it isn't just stupid like Twilight where the vampires and werewolves are over-romanticized.
@chrisuanl Really? I am giving this book the benefit of the doubt and you are telling me to "fuck off"? If you don't like it, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T COMMENT HERE. By the way I'm a girl so calling me "dude" was pretty stupid&immature. If you read correctly, I haven't even read this. I'm just saying being close-minded about stuff is really dumb and leaves no one room to expand. Sure, Twilight didn't work because Stephaine TOTALLY butchered vampires/"werewolves" but, that doesn't mean it can't work.
@chrisuanl And don't bother replying unless you have something intelligent to say instead of cussing at me over an opinion. You look like a dick, for real and I PROMISE I won't reply to your asshole behavior next time unless you state why you disagree with me in a way that's worth wasting my time over. I get sick of people like you on the internet who only comment to be a total jerk, it's not cute.
I finished the book last monday and loved it-but if I hadn't before I saw this,I wouldn't read it. This makes it sound so awful. I really suggest reading the book. Its not like twilight-its more mature plot wise and writing wise. Its not fluffy shit.
D::::::::: ... What the hell man..."We don't talk about it much..." YOU SHOULDN'T TALK AT ALL YOU FAKE DOUCHEBAG!!!.... Even Zombie Strippers have more common sense than this o.e .
Zombies with personalities? Sentient undead? With some sort of hierarchy and community-forming? What's the point of being a "zombie" then? Doesn't sound that dangerous -.-
They need to be mindless walkers... with some sort of feral awareness.
I just lost my faith in common sense.
Someone please tell me why I even stopped and bothered to watch this.
@HoogheVinck for the same reason i did.....when i first heard of this i couldnt believe it...i had to see if it was true.....unfortunateley...it was....
wait, the world is supposed to be gone to hell... everybody is supposed to be dead or hiding... and according to what he said there are a lot of zombies living in the airport... so why in fucks name is there a freaking airplane constantly appearing in the air???
@Necty2 I dont believe how stupid you are. its not about the zombies.this isnt important at all. zombies are a simple metaphor which apparently you dont really get. this book is a clever showing of how society forgets about most important aspect of life - love. i hope i made it clear for you
man directors in Hollywood will hire any writer to write a book and make it into a movie now. I could probably make a book about a duck falling in love with a pie and I would probably win 5 awards.
@dagusiaprz please dont......dont givve this so claimed authors the satisfaction of watching a movie of a taking loving zombie, dont give them reasons to keep making fun and destroying legendary creatures....
If he can't bleed, he won't be able to get an erection... No but in all seriousness, why? What's next, the Mummy coming alive to teach Ogres how to pick up women? Damn I shouldn't have given them the idea!
I really really really.. DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE!! FUCK THIS SHIT!! I'M GOING TO FIND SOME SHIT ABOUT THIS ON 9gag ..maybe after that I'm happy again!
@EasygoingTiff actually there is agood comaprisson between ACTUAL ZOMBIES and this......thing......
thats the reason im here....i was 9gaggin and came across that post.....couldnt believe my eyes...had to see if it was true....unfortunateley...it was....
and this is why people outside 9gag thing 9gag is full of idiots... dont like dont watch :) is it really that hard? at least research a bit before going "OMG Y U NO stop messing with..." it's just another way of representing zombies, and at least they dont sparkle and they still eat people and people still kill them! to judge something first you have to know it, want to hate this? read the book and then hate all that you want, but dotnt claim this as 9gag army, it ruins the 9gag name.
@karimariesk in short....they are mindless walking corpses whose ONLY feeling if any is to eat anything that breathes, they are scary motherfuc**s, and though your right....they dont sparkle.....they are supposed to be scary, not loving kittens....
OMG Shit just got real! Could someone PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE shoot those idiots of 'i wannabe' autors? Y U No writing good stories?
what's wrong with you? a zomie? rotten brain, no bloodcirculation, rotten nerves, but it speaks and thinks and can even have feelings?! of course, i mean stephenie meyer likes this shit so everything can be possible, right?
U PEOPLE ARE FUCKING CRAZYYYY WTF zombies man?come on..... just stop it.the sparkly vampire?ok it was pretty bad but a FUCKING ZOMBIE??u people need to fucking stop.seriously.just.stop
First you ruined vampires and werewolves... now zombies... what's next?! lesbian sparkling witches? I DONT WANT TO LIVE ON THIS FUCKING PLANET ANYMORE T__T
fuck!!!! zombies dont talk, they dont reason, they cant feel shit, thay cant talk to themselves and try and figure out if they are alive or dead and they cant fucking hide a person from other zombies!!!! zombies walk, eat, infect...thats all they do FUCK!!!!
first Vampires and Werewolves, now zombies..FUCK!!! this really is the end of the world!!
i regained my respect for vampires and werewolves by watching hellsing, guess ill have to watch devil's playground again (parkour zombies) fuck yeah
DAMN FUCKING BITCH!!! WHY SHE DOESNT WRITE A BOOK ABOUT HER LAME, SAD AND UNTOUCHED ASS AND LEAVE THE MONSTERS ALONE!!! STOP QUEERING REAL HORROR CHARACTERS!!!
Hey, It's a book. It's a movie. You can choose if you want to watch it. To this day I refuse to watch Mama Mia because a stupid friend drove me crazy with their incessant moaning on about it. It's up to individual people to watch the movie/read the book. Let's face it, if it becomes popular it's because it is good in the opinion of the general population. At least it's an interesting perspective....
@ArishaSmile allow me to disagree, it becomes popular because millions of dollars are spent on marketing, it becomes popular because they turn a legendary badass creature (vampires or werewolves or zombies take your pick) into loving harmless kittens, they exploit young teens fragile and sex-urged minds (i mean no offence whatsoever) disrespecting the original legend....thats where the popularity comes from....
@kainheinrich Then allow me to enhance my argument: The populous has changed, therefore marketing changed itself to accommodate people. Back when people invented werewolves and vampires and zombies, most kids were getting married off at the age of 15. They got romance/marriage with very mapped out, non-exciting lives. They made up monsters to thrill themselves. Now we have much more entertainment and people get married at approx 28. Guess what? Love stories ensue for lonely teens. Sad but true
@ArishaSmile i do agree.....but still.....you have to stick to the actual facts, for example, in twilight, leave aside that vampires are not allergic to sunlight, or silver, or anything, i could actually be ok with that....well not really, but my point is....they dont even have fangs....the trademark of a vampire.....
zombies....every culture that has ever mentioned zombies claims they are mindless walking corpses, unable to talk, reason....
@ArishaSmile it would be as if i wrote a book in which unicorns had wings instead of a horn....i would be twisting everything that is known about that creature....
@ArishaSmile BTW i saw mamma mia, and it wasnt so bad after all.....at first i watched it because my girlfriend insisted, but in the end it wasnt so bad i did expect something worse.....
@FascistNewsGroup Y U BEING A JERK? we are just having fun? if you don't want it, stop complaining you moron! people like you ( assholes) are the cancer of the net >:P
Trust me, people behind this bullshit are true evil master-minds in an endless synyster plot for making all literature and movie's legendary, evil and sanguinary creatures into soft, easilly-falling-in-love fags... we better fear...
dafuq is this? zombies don't think and talk! they can't love and feel emotions, because the part of their brain that does that is dead! they just act on instinct cuz that is all they have left
and the rest is how he hides her, how they fight with other zombies that try to eat her, atack the zombie liders ( the boneys they call them) she goes back with the living he follows her... he attacks some people inside and they start pursuing them... is resume it's and awesome book with lots of zombie killing, and of romance? well they never kiss, they never say i love you, they only hug once, the rest is about them trying to avoid the world from turning into the world of undead.
hey im from 9gag too, but guys... this trailer is horrible, it took the worst of the book... i hear about this on 9gag and said "why not give it a try? it can't be THAT bad..." the book is awesome, and has less romance than the frankenstein movie. it's about hoow zombies eat people and how they interact between themselves. and R is much like them but a few little things. at least until he eats the brain of a guy with really vivid memories... and because of those, he saves the girlfriend of him..
Did you look at the demographics for this thing? As expected:
Sex Age Feminin 13-17 - Number 1. No hope for the future of humanity. Feminin 18-24 - Number 2. Harder and harder to find normal girlfriends my own age. Masculin 25-34 - Because we hate it so much we have to -1 rep it like Beiber.
I really hate when people look at a trailer, or read a synopsis of something and automatically think it's bad. The book was meant to be humorous and emotional. It's basically a romantic comedy about zombies. I honestly thought the same thing, that this was a joke, but instead of getting all upset about it, I went out and read the book, and guess what? It was actually pretty good.
Seriously, I'm not fully convinced this isn't some kind of joke. Did the writers of this not bother to google "zombie" before making this up? It sounds like something written by a child ("I was going to eat her, but changed my mind."). I really can't wrap my head around this.
BTW....ZOMBIES CAN'T TALK CUZ THEY BRAIN IS FUCKED UP, AND THEY CAN'T FUCKING TALK, THEY JUST EAT PEOPLE AND INFECT THEM, THEY DON'T FALL IN LOVE, CUZ THEY ARE DEAD, BRAINLESS, LIFELESS....PEOPLE DOESn"T KNOW SHIT ABOUT MAKING GOOD MOVIES THESE DAYS
i used to like vampires and werewolfe....then twilight........i love zombies, then the walking dead....awsome shit.....NOW THIS? ARE FUCKING SERIOUS, IM GONNA KILL THE PRODUCES OF THIS PUSSY SHIT
Give it a chance? Are you kidding me? There is a lot of shit out there in the world and you have to be crazy to give it all a chance, especially things that are as mindfucking stupid as this... Twilight was bad but still bearable, this is just an exercise in stupidity and to see how much money you can suck from the same idea. Please stop ruining perfectly good horror monsters that took decades to develop a real persona. Girls if you want to see a proper man get yourselves a Clint Eastwood movie.
Soon there is going to be a movie called Frankie Jr, were a kid creates a monster and terrorises a high school and falls in love with one girl and instead of beating the shit out of her he takes her to his secret "playhouse" THERE U HAVE IT HOLLYWOOD A MILLION DOLLAR IDEA!
Well Meyer isn't the only one who wrote books about vampires fairy whatever it is... And I read the whole Twilight Saga, trust me, the movies suck, the books are not that bad... And there are a lot of weird books, fictional weird books... and I know this is like, nonsense, but some people may like it, so stop the hate and give it a chance.
Stephanie Meyer has ruined every horror creature know to man.... Wherewolfs... Vampires.... And now Zombies... Whats next Aliens falling in love?!?!? XD
It's amazing to see how an act of creation could be criticizes by intolerant people... I like zombie movies, I like Bram Stoker, I like Shelley, I like Anne Rice, and many other "classics" of that genre, but I must admit just after reading that book, that it's a good entertainment. So, why are you all screaming ? Read the whole book before criticizing it, it's just a respect to the writter. The film may be bad (I'll confirm it after watching it), the book isn't, objectively.
ceileeen 1 day ago
....You can't say this isnt original, tho. lmfao.
RissasOcean 4 days ago
Wtf ! That's NOT a zombie ! It's an absurdity !
KurojinSan 6 days ago
Omg a zombie wants to cry :D
Sowillc55 1 week ago
dafuq did i just watch o.O
lunze80 1 week ago
still better love story than... oh wait... nevermind.
LVCMPA 1 week ago
what a piece of shit...
LilithSugarPain 1 week ago
WTF?! TEEN ROMANCE HAS KILLED VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES. NOW THEYRE RAPING US OF ZOMBIES?!
I DONT WANT TO LIVE ON THIS GODDAMN PLANET ANYMORE!!
Halfbloodalchemist 1 week ago
You guys act like this bc of the twilight films! and let me tell you, you all have the right but! COME ON!!! give this book soon to be film a chance!!!! Dracula and Frankenstein were both in love! and they are both amazing monsters! why cant you all stop critizing films like this...you never know how amazing this film can be....and if you all havent read the book even with more reason. Hey! feel free to comment away is your right im just saying here. Peace and Love lol :)
MoViEgUrL2009 2 weeks ago
@MoViEgUrL2009 Excuse me, "DRACULA AND FRANKESTEIN WERE BOTH IN LOVE"
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
HAVE YOU EVER READ THE GODDAMN BOOKS?!
OR THE ORIGINAL MOVIES!!??
Dibujoton88 1 week ago
@MoViEgUrL2009 the movie can't be amazing- I mean...what tht fuck is this shit?! These are actually no zombies, so it can't be amazing!!
EasygoingTiff 1 week ago
That´s fuckin serious!?.... What´s next!?.... orcs love story!?
loChuyol 2 weeks ago 2
This is a romance, if you don't like, dont watch .-.
julieannepinheiro 2 weeks ago
@julieannepinheiro They destroy mitical creatures, the one who scares the hell out of children, and now they turn them into sexy guys for girls.
gosh what have the world become
Dibujoton88 1 week ago
This just has to be a joke...
kamorreschmo 2 weeks ago
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I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE!!!
generalfuckpants 2 weeks ago
Are you serious?! A zombie who is in love?!
oh, come oooon v__v
HirnVirus 2 weeks ago 2
Oh my god... Vampires, Werewolfs and now this... RUN MUMMYS!!! RUUUN!!!
PukyBear 2 weeks ago 3
OH MY FUCKING GOD, NOT ZOMIES D': THEY CAN'T MAKE A LOVESTORY ABOUT A ZOMBIE!!! Shame on them.... D': Poor Zombies, they'll loose all of their...zombieness... Oo
AriaEmily 2 weeks ago
they put the quote fron stephenie meyer as it if were a good thing -.-'
jessihouse999 3 weeks ago
I don't understand why a zombie having emotions for once is so bad? Its creative and at least it doesn't sparkle when it goes outside (that I know of). I've always thought it would be interesting if they made being a zombie more of a medical condition than a dead corpse.Just like the way people compare Lupus to the myth of the werewolf. It's an interesting twist and it isn't just stupid like Twilight where the vampires and werewolves are over-romanticized.
misatchi 1 month ago
@misatchi fuck offfff dude
chrisuanl 2 weeks ago
@chrisuanl Really? I am giving this book the benefit of the doubt and you are telling me to "fuck off"? If you don't like it, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T COMMENT HERE. By the way I'm a girl so calling me "dude" was pretty stupid&immature. If you read correctly, I haven't even read this. I'm just saying being close-minded about stuff is really dumb and leaves no one room to expand. Sure, Twilight didn't work because Stephaine TOTALLY butchered vampires/"werewolves" but, that doesn't mean it can't work.
misatchi 2 weeks ago
@chrisuanl And don't bother replying unless you have something intelligent to say instead of cussing at me over an opinion. You look like a dick, for real and I PROMISE I won't reply to your asshole behavior next time unless you state why you disagree with me in a way that's worth wasting my time over. I get sick of people like you on the internet who only comment to be a total jerk, it's not cute.
misatchi 2 weeks ago
@misatchi Fuck off. Really.
cristiancamilofranco 2 weeks ago
is this a joke?
jeesh123 1 month ago
Such a good book, but I do hope its not made into Twilight.
98SkinnyLatte 1 month ago
@98SkinnyLatte can't be good if its about a zombie in love...
mEtaLPinCh 1 month ago
We have to stop this shit.
Sassbabe 1 month ago
I finished the book last monday and loved it-but if I hadn't before I saw this,I wouldn't read it. This makes it sound so awful. I really suggest reading the book. Its not like twilight-its more mature plot wise and writing wise. Its not fluffy shit.
canstillfeelyourarms 1 month ago
fucking hell...
lowproductions92 1 month ago
PLEASE DONT MAKE THIS MOVIE HAPPEN!
its a horrid horrid HORRID plot...we're almost done with the horror that is Twilight don't start AGAIN with this bullshit..
AlyxSexbobomb 1 month ago
helloouu? otto or up with the dead....so much better
gore123yaoi 1 month ago
wtf is this shit?
imre567 1 month ago
Whats next an alien is sent to destroy the world but meets a girl and automatically changes his ways
godzillakiller1 1 month ago 6
@godzillakiller1 Number 4.
CatatonicNeuro 1 month ago
@CatatonicNeuro Whats number 4
godzillakiller1 1 month ago
stop complaining guys. you should have all known the world was going to shit when twilight, justin bieber, miley cyrus came along.
inchausti1 1 month ago
What is this fuckery?
Sandrasuu 1 month ago
Embrace Yourself!!!
hardi6969 1 month ago
First twillight and now this shit... seems like this unscrupulous assholes will stop at nothing o.O
if they destroy the fantastic concept of a "zombie" ... i will never forgive them -.-
AlToThaX 1 month ago
D::::::::: ... What the hell man..."We don't talk about it much..." YOU SHOULDN'T TALK AT ALL YOU FAKE DOUCHEBAG!!!.... Even Zombie Strippers have more common sense than this o.e .
Sarcastina 1 month ago
No words can describe my facepalm in the 0:09 second
LVCMPA 1 month ago
the hell man first vampires and now zombies stop ruining legendary monsters.....ugh *facepalm*
Screw this *reads dracula and hellsing manga*..........*pops in dawn of the dead dvd*
Sonikkukaze 1 month ago
Zombies with personalities? Sentient undead? With some sort of hierarchy and community-forming? What's the point of being a "zombie" then? Doesn't sound that dangerous -.-
They need to be mindless walkers... with some sort of feral awareness.
I just lost my faith in common sense.
Someone please tell me why I even stopped and bothered to watch this.
HoogheVinck 1 month ago
@HoogheVinck for the same reason i did.....when i first heard of this i couldnt believe it...i had to see if it was true.....unfortunateley...it was....
kainheinrich 1 month ago
wait, the world is supposed to be gone to hell... everybody is supposed to be dead or hiding... and according to what he said there are a lot of zombies living in the airport... so why in fucks name is there a freaking airplane constantly appearing in the air???
carlos1191980 1 month ago
FUCK YOU STUPID TEENAGERS
gguiii 1 month ago 26
@gguiii there's no respect for the good stuff anymore
mEtaLPinCh 1 month ago
@mEtaLPinCh :(
mEtaLPinCh 1 month ago
@gguiii your life must be so pathetic...
13roughboy 2 weeks ago
I rather read the fucking book
Nick24Abuel 1 month ago
or think or move, their bodies would be too stiff from loss of blood circulation
darkomataliv 1 month ago
zombies cant talk
darkomataliv 1 month ago
the moment he opened his mouth wasn't he supposed to go eeeuuuh eeuuuh
axce173 1 month ago
holycrap !!! this is blasphemy !!!! hail the holy Romero's Trilogy !!!
diyansurya 1 month ago
@Necty2 I dont believe how stupid you are. its not about the zombies.this isnt important at all. zombies are a simple metaphor which apparently you dont really get. this book is a clever showing of how society forgets about most important aspect of life - love. i hope i made it clear for you
13roughboy 1 month ago
@13roughboy thats the dumbest shit I ever hear of. . . . . really
ramrod8569 1 month ago
@13roughboy soo.. are you actually defending this crappy movie?
Shai02ification 1 month ago
dafuq D:
MaroonEldorBG 1 month ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT THE ZOMBIES!!!
lucas17955 1 month ago 2
man directors in Hollywood will hire any writer to write a book and make it into a movie now. I could probably make a book about a duck falling in love with a pie and I would probably win 5 awards.
robinmarino 1 month ago
What.
WHAT.
lemonluver99 1 month ago
9fag
cbrpnk 1 month ago
this movie is shit, but i will watch it anyway.... my life suck
dagusiaprz 1 month ago
@dagusiaprz please dont......dont givve this so claimed authors the satisfaction of watching a movie of a taking loving zombie, dont give them reasons to keep making fun and destroying legendary creatures....
kainheinrich 1 month ago 13
@kainheinrich you're completely right ! Gosh, whoever created this movie was on crack!!!
dagusiaprz 1 month ago
Since when did thirteen year old girls start making movie's they were probably thinking oh ill make a horror this is the outcome of there ''horror''
damon823 1 month ago
If he can't bleed, he won't be able to get an erection... No but in all seriousness, why? What's next, the Mummy coming alive to teach Ogres how to pick up women? Damn I shouldn't have given them the idea!
skunkpants 1 month ago
... im moving to gallifrey...
fenrir139 1 month ago
I really really really.. DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE!! FUCK THIS SHIT!! I'M GOING TO FIND SOME SHIT ABOUT THIS ON 9gag ..maybe after that I'm happy again!
EasygoingTiff 1 month ago
@EasygoingTiff actually there is agood comaprisson between ACTUAL ZOMBIES and this......thing......
thats the reason im here....i was 9gaggin and came across that post.....couldnt believe my eyes...had to see if it was true....unfortunateley...it was....
kainheinrich 1 month ago
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I thought that zombies were supposed to be all rotten and decayed...not looking like an Edward clone?
rawrkitteh94 1 month ago
and this is why people outside 9gag thing 9gag is full of idiots... dont like dont watch :) is it really that hard? at least research a bit before going "OMG Y U NO stop messing with..." it's just another way of representing zombies, and at least they dont sparkle and they still eat people and people still kill them! to judge something first you have to know it, want to hate this? read the book and then hate all that you want, but dotnt claim this as 9gag army, it ruins the 9gag name.
karimariesk 1 month ago
@karimariesk research...ok, heres some research ive made....about real zombies....
1- they are pretty much braindead...only some basic instincts remain....thus they cant talk, reason, or fall in love by that matter....
2- as stated before....zombies have no reasoning so they cant "i almost ate her but changed my mind" kid of shit.
3-they cant absorb memories through food, same as you dont see what a cow saw just before it was turned into the steak you just ate.
.......
kainheinrich 1 month ago
@karimariesk in short....they are mindless walking corpses whose ONLY feeling if any is to eat anything that breathes, they are scary motherfuc**s, and though your right....they dont sparkle.....they are supposed to be scary, not loving kittens....
kainheinrich 1 month ago
@karimariesk Y U SO KILLJOY?
Shai02ification 1 month ago
Are you fucking kidding me??? Where is god now??
taritonkens 1 month ago
this is really shit!!!
taritonkens 1 month ago
DAFUQ ??! Stfu and Go to Left 4 Dead or Resident Evil and you'll see what we do to Zombies
Anasown3 1 month ago
@Anasown3 hell....devils playgrond as well....i dont think there is anything scarier than parkour zombies, is there?
kainheinrich 1 month ago
No, B**ch NO!
OMG Shit just got real! Could someone PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE shoot those idiots of 'i wannabe' autors? Y U No writing good stories?
what's wrong with you? a zomie? rotten brain, no bloodcirculation, rotten nerves, but it speaks and thinks and can even have feelings?! of course, i mean stephenie meyer likes this shit so everything can be possible, right?
TT____________TT
Itamichan0212 1 month ago
@Itamichan0212 gimme a gun and ill HAPPILY do it!!! execution style.....
kainheinrich 1 month ago
This planet... I dont want to live on this planet anymore.
xBlondeSpeedDeamonx 1 month ago
no.
nirvanaaa2409 1 month ago
U PEOPLE ARE FUCKING CRAZYYYY WTF zombies man?come on..... just stop it.the sparkly vampire?ok it was pretty bad but a FUCKING ZOMBIE??u people need to fucking stop.seriously.just.stop
nirvanaaa2409 1 month ago
First you ruined vampires and werewolves... now zombies... what's next?! lesbian sparkling witches? I DONT WANT TO LIVE ON THIS FUCKING PLANET ANYMORE T__T
psychoVivi 1 month ago
next itll be i fell in love with the monster under my bed XD ... dear lawd whatever will follow
kissingmexx 1 month ago
well for a zombie i must say he sure does thinks a lot
HolyBomb 1 month ago
fuck!!!! zombies dont talk, they dont reason, they cant feel shit, thay cant talk to themselves and try and figure out if they are alive or dead and they cant fucking hide a person from other zombies!!!! zombies walk, eat, infect...thats all they do FUCK!!!!
first Vampires and Werewolves, now zombies..FUCK!!! this really is the end of the world!!
i regained my respect for vampires and werewolves by watching hellsing, guess ill have to watch devil's playground again (parkour zombies) fuck yeah
kainheinrich 1 month ago
I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD WITH FUCKED UP ZOMBIES ANYMORE...NOTHING TO DO HERE....
MsDaniHP 1 month ago
DAMN FUCKING BITCH!!! WHY SHE DOESNT WRITE A BOOK ABOUT HER LAME, SAD AND UNTOUCHED ASS AND LEAVE THE MONSTERS ALONE!!! STOP QUEERING REAL HORROR CHARACTERS!!!
Wazgalort 1 month ago
Oh god why...
LenoreSpacey 1 month ago
Fuck this what the hell is wrong? you messed up dracula, why do you want to do the same with zombies FUCK YOU ALL
elpumatejada 1 month ago
@elpumatejada want a piece of advice...watch Hellsing the OVAs and your admiration for dracula will come back....worked for me.....
and as far as zombies go.....watch devil's playground.....parkour zombies kick ass.....yeah!!!!
but still...id apreciate if someone shot me before this shit-o-movie comes out....
kainheinrich 1 month ago
Hey, It's a book. It's a movie. You can choose if you want to watch it. To this day I refuse to watch Mama Mia because a stupid friend drove me crazy with their incessant moaning on about it. It's up to individual people to watch the movie/read the book. Let's face it, if it becomes popular it's because it is good in the opinion of the general population. At least it's an interesting perspective....
ArishaSmile 1 month ago
@ArishaSmile allow me to disagree, it becomes popular because millions of dollars are spent on marketing, it becomes popular because they turn a legendary badass creature (vampires or werewolves or zombies take your pick) into loving harmless kittens, they exploit young teens fragile and sex-urged minds (i mean no offence whatsoever) disrespecting the original legend....thats where the popularity comes from....
kainheinrich 1 month ago
@kainheinrich Then allow me to enhance my argument: The populous has changed, therefore marketing changed itself to accommodate people. Back when people invented werewolves and vampires and zombies, most kids were getting married off at the age of 15. They got romance/marriage with very mapped out, non-exciting lives. They made up monsters to thrill themselves. Now we have much more entertainment and people get married at approx 28. Guess what? Love stories ensue for lonely teens. Sad but true
ArishaSmile 1 month ago
@ArishaSmile i do agree.....but still.....you have to stick to the actual facts, for example, in twilight, leave aside that vampires are not allergic to sunlight, or silver, or anything, i could actually be ok with that....well not really, but my point is....they dont even have fangs....the trademark of a vampire.....
zombies....every culture that has ever mentioned zombies claims they are mindless walking corpses, unable to talk, reason....
kainheinrich 1 month ago
@ArishaSmile it would be as if i wrote a book in which unicorns had wings instead of a horn....i would be twisting everything that is known about that creature....
kainheinrich 1 month ago
@ArishaSmile BTW i saw mamma mia, and it wasnt so bad after all.....at first i watched it because my girlfriend insisted, but in the end it wasnt so bad i did expect something worse.....
kainheinrich 1 month ago
Man, this is the opposite of being a zombie...
123456789diez 1 month ago
Vejam meu video - o homem que se infiltrava trailer. Conto com vcs!!
LCJRdeSouza 1 month ago
This is just wrong, why do they have to ruin zombies? T_T
123456789diez 1 month ago
@123456789diez probably because they ran out of monsters to ridiculize...
kainheinrich 1 month ago
the video is crapy....
bakacntanga 1 month ago
He's dead... So why that backpack?
yunodrunknow 1 month ago
Dude, you're gayer than Edward. Do you sparkle too?
yunodrunknow 1 month ago
THIS IS SHIT!!!!!!!!! what the hell is going on in this world ¬¬
amgirek 1 month ago
This is so disrespectful for all real the zombies.
daemhaze 1 month ago
I was pissed when you ruined the vampires, now.. Don't you FUCKING mess with zombies, you little "think i am a badass writer" piece of shit.
didioMonteiro 1 month ago
9gag army my ass. 9fags are a cancer to the internet.
FascistNewsGroup 1 month ago
shut up and admit this si shit ...
gerardomaldonado23 1 month ago
@FascistNewsGroup Y U BEING A JERK? we are just having fun? if you don't want it, stop complaining you moron! people like you ( assholes) are the cancer of the net >:P
Shai02ification 1 month ago
dafuq?! a zombie love story??
owlcityfanforever1 1 month ago
the 9gag army will be coming after you!! beware
owlcityfanforever1 1 month ago 40
@owlcityfanforever1 yes we will!!!
TheChechu23 1 month ago
lmao "yesterday I met a girl. I almost ate her."
Sylvia21 1 month ago
i was really hoping that all this was just something from collegehumor or such..
....
TheFerguito 1 month ago
' _ '
watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo
andrechi 1 month ago
seriously zombie in love I dont want to live in this planet anymore
jirochi123 1 month ago
Trust me, people behind this bullshit are true evil master-minds in an endless synyster plot for making all literature and movie's legendary, evil and sanguinary creatures into soft, easilly-falling-in-love fags... we better fear...
Necty2 1 month ago 6
9gags about to blow this shit up xD
PeabodyMagik19 1 month ago
"i almost ate her" LOL men this is bullshit
akaded1 1 month ago
must... not... face...palm... but seriousle WTF is this?! first twilight now this! zombies don't love or feel anything you morons!
i don;t want to live in this planet anymore!!!
SecretNotesXx 1 month ago
dafuq is this? zombies don't think and talk! they can't love and feel emotions, because the part of their brain that does that is dead! they just act on instinct cuz that is all they have left
eddieffs 1 month ago
are you fucking kidding me
iloveitwhenyourage 1 month ago 2
ONe thing about this movie is really keeping me sad.. J.Malkovich is in it, so sad for him... :D
daarken66 1 month ago
First the vampire, now the zombie?
How are you suppose to scare people away now?
aebp0118 1 month ago
and the rest is how he hides her, how they fight with other zombies that try to eat her, atack the zombie liders ( the boneys they call them) she goes back with the living he follows her... he attacks some people inside and they start pursuing them... is resume it's and awesome book with lots of zombie killing, and of romance? well they never kiss, they never say i love you, they only hug once, the rest is about them trying to avoid the world from turning into the world of undead.
karimariesk 1 month ago
hey im from 9gag too, but guys... this trailer is horrible, it took the worst of the book... i hear about this on 9gag and said "why not give it a try? it can't be THAT bad..." the book is awesome, and has less romance than the frankenstein movie. it's about hoow zombies eat people and how they interact between themselves. and R is much like them but a few little things. at least until he eats the brain of a guy with really vivid memories... and because of those, he saves the girlfriend of him..
karimariesk 1 month ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Daiina998 1 month ago
" I am Zombie " DA FUCK IS THIS SHIT AGAIN ???
PipG1rl 1 month ago
Zombies are not supposed to be able to think, AT ALL!!!
That is the thing with zombies, they cannot think and just walk around killing ppl.
If he thinks like that, then he's not a zombie...don't destroy every fantasy creature -.-
sexhundrafemtio 1 month ago
Why the eff is a zombie carrying a bag?
SWZala 1 month ago
Oh look! Stephanie Meyer reviewed it. Go figure. The BSAA will put an end to this idiotic monstrosity.
SWZala 1 month ago
So it is true. Thee end is near.
Isusovac1995 1 month ago
Did you look at the demographics for this thing? As expected:
Sex Age Feminin 13-17 - Number 1. No hope for the future of humanity. Feminin 18-24 - Number 2. Harder and harder to find normal girlfriends my own age. Masculin 25-34 - Because we hate it so much we have to -1 rep it like Beiber.
PadyEos 1 month ago
f*ck this shit!
Y U KEEP MESSING WITH HORROR?
Zombies can't f*cking talk you retarded morons!
you invented a spearkling vampire and next is a sparkling zombie?? what next?? a sparkling killer?? DAMN!
Shai02ification 1 month ago 61
@Shai02ification Maybe a monster who wants to make friends... maybe a lonely godzilla who fell in love with a soldier. who knows.
dontgiveanametoit 1 month ago
@dontgiveanametoit yea! they keep messing with good stuff D:< they are f*ckin idiots
Shai02ification 1 month ago
something more absurd? maybe they read twilight.
flerpderpcds 1 month ago
This contains so much bullshit, my eye is massively twitching. I might go blind because of this. Congratulations. :@
IsaakDamiak 1 month ago
I don't wanna live in this world anymore...
crazysofi11 1 month ago
EMBRACE YOURSELF, 9gag army is coming...
GUSTIALOH 1 month ago 93
@GUSTIALOH Why would you want to embrace yourself? Unless you are forever alone, then you probably have a good reason...
PlasticFurniture 1 month ago
@GUSTIALOH *hugs self* I'm embracing myself!!!
MsEhhhhhh 1 month ago
@GUSTIALOH *BRACE YOURSELVES
xBlondeSpeedDeamonx 1 month ago
@GUSTIALOH
9gag RAID ON /b/ NEVER FORGET
Styggejoe 1 month ago
PS IN NO WAY DOES THIS RESEMBLE TWILIGHT. UNLESS HE SPARKLES. THEN I WILL PUNCH THIS MOVIE IN THE BALLS.
GuacamoleKun 1 month ago
WAT. FUCK YES.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, THIS IS GOING TO BE AMAZING.
BUT MAYBE I AM BIASED BECAUSE I HAVE A HUGE FUCKING ZOMBIE FETISH.
GuacamoleKun 1 month ago
@GuacamoleKun THIS IS GOING TO FUCKING SUCK
Krew2New 1 month ago
stupidest movie idea ever it will fail!!! epppiiiiiicccccllllllyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fofuns 1 month ago
WTF did I just saw ???
xDRagNa 1 month ago
worst movie 2012
Ruurzie 1 month ago
Zombies are made for Us to KILL them! Not To fall in love with them!!!
airohsmith 1 month ago
I really hate when people look at a trailer, or read a synopsis of something and automatically think it's bad. The book was meant to be humorous and emotional. It's basically a romantic comedy about zombies. I honestly thought the same thing, that this was a joke, but instead of getting all upset about it, I went out and read the book, and guess what? It was actually pretty good.
MelodiouslyMature 1 month ago 2
I actually thought this was a joke
bitterkandy 1 month ago 2
Finally the technology ate all the good ideas.
motorbreeder1 1 month ago
Can't tell if trolling, or just really stupid...
Seriously, I'm not fully convinced this isn't some kind of joke. Did the writers of this not bother to google "zombie" before making this up? It sounds like something written by a child ("I was going to eat her, but changed my mind."). I really can't wrap my head around this.
Also, necrophilia. Just sayin'.
OasisFae 1 month ago 3
BTW....ZOMBIES CAN'T TALK CUZ THEY BRAIN IS FUCKED UP, AND THEY CAN'T FUCKING TALK, THEY JUST EAT PEOPLE AND INFECT THEM, THEY DON'T FALL IN LOVE, CUZ THEY ARE DEAD, BRAINLESS, LIFELESS....PEOPLE DOESn"T KNOW SHIT ABOUT MAKING GOOD MOVIES THESE DAYS
anggeelo14 1 month ago 3
@anggeelo14 GOOD THING YOU'RE THE FUCKING EXPERT SCIENTIST ON ZOMBIES.
FICTION, MOTHERFUCKER. FICTION.
GuacamoleKun 1 month ago
i used to like vampires and werewolfe....then twilight........i love zombies, then the walking dead....awsome shit.....NOW THIS? ARE FUCKING SERIOUS, IM GONNA KILL THE PRODUCES OF THIS PUSSY SHIT
anggeelo14 1 month ago 2
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!! STOP RUINING OUR FUCKING HORROR MOVIE CHARACTERS AND MAKING THEM INTO FUCKING PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Immortalfilth 1 month ago 2
Give it a chance? Are you kidding me? There is a lot of shit out there in the world and you have to be crazy to give it all a chance, especially things that are as mindfucking stupid as this... Twilight was bad but still bearable, this is just an exercise in stupidity and to see how much money you can suck from the same idea. Please stop ruining perfectly good horror monsters that took decades to develop a real persona. Girls if you want to see a proper man get yourselves a Clint Eastwood movie.
PadyEos 1 month ago 3
Soon there is going to be a movie called Frankie Jr, were a kid creates a monster and terrorises a high school and falls in love with one girl and instead of beating the shit out of her he takes her to his secret "playhouse" THERE U HAVE IT HOLLYWOOD A MILLION DOLLAR IDEA!
Bopsman 1 month ago 3
You can find the best zombies at: Plants vs Zombies.
TiBaCr94 1 month ago
Well Meyer isn't the only one who wrote books about vampires fairy whatever it is... And I read the whole Twilight Saga, trust me, the movies suck, the books are not that bad... And there are a lot of weird books, fictional weird books... and I know this is like, nonsense, but some people may like it, so stop the hate and give it a chance.
TiBaCr94 1 month ago
@TiBaCr94 NO.
Krew2New 1 month ago
God, I asked a zombie movie for 2012 but you're pushing me.
webmasale 1 month ago 2
Stephanie Meyer has ruined every horror creature know to man.... Wherewolfs... Vampires.... And now Zombies... Whats next Aliens falling in love?!?!? XD
FlyleafDamonElenaxox 1 month ago
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