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  • It's amazing to see how an act of creation could be criticizes by intolerant people... I like zombie movies, I like Bram Stoker, I like Shelley, I like Anne Rice, and many other "classics" of that genre, but I must admit just after reading that book, that it's a good entertainment. So, why are you all screaming ? Read the whole book before criticizing it, it's just a respect to the writter. The film may be bad (I'll confirm it after watching it), the book isn't, objectively.

  • ....You can't say this isnt original, tho. lmfao.

  • Wtf ! That's NOT a zombie ! It's an absurdity ! 

  • Omg a zombie wants to cry :D

  • dafuq did i just watch o.O

  • still better love story than... oh wait... nevermind.

  • what a piece of shit...

  • WTF?! TEEN ROMANCE HAS KILLED VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES. NOW THEYRE RAPING US OF ZOMBIES?!

    I DONT WANT TO LIVE ON THIS GODDAMN PLANET ANYMORE!!

  • You guys act like this bc of the twilight films! and let me tell you, you all have the right but! COME ON!!! give this book soon to be film a chance!!!! Dracula and Frankenstein were both in love! and they are both amazing monsters! why cant you all stop critizing films like this...you never know how amazing this film can be....and if you all havent read the book even with more reason. Hey! feel free to comment away is your right im just saying here. Peace and Love lol :)

  • @MoViEgUrL2009 Excuse me, "DRACULA AND FRANKESTEIN WERE BOTH IN LOVE"

    ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

    HAVE YOU EVER READ THE GODDAMN BOOKS?!

    OR THE ORIGINAL MOVIES!!??

  • @MoViEgUrL2009 the movie can't be amazing- I mean...what tht fuck is this shit?! These are actually no zombies, so it can't be amazing!!

  • That´s fuckin serious!?.... What´s next!?.... orcs love story!?

  • This is a romance, if you don't like, dont watch .-.

  • @julieannepinheiro They destroy mitical creatures, the one who scares the hell out of children, and now they turn them into sexy guys for girls.

    gosh what have the world become

  • This just has to be a joke...

  • Are you serious?! A zombie who is in love?!

    oh, come oooon v__v

    

  • Oh my god... Vampires, Werewolfs and now this... RUN MUMMYS!!! RUUUN!!!

  • OH MY FUCKING GOD, NOT ZOMIES D': THEY CAN'T MAKE A LOVESTORY ABOUT A ZOMBIE!!! Shame on them.... D': Poor Zombies, they'll loose all of their...zombieness... Oo

  • they put the quote fron stephenie meyer as it if were a good thing -.-'

  • I don't understand why a zombie having emotions for once is so bad? Its creative and at least it doesn't sparkle when it goes outside (that I know of). I've always thought it would be interesting if they made being a zombie more of a medical condition than a dead corpse.Just like the way people compare Lupus to the myth of the werewolf. It's an interesting twist and it isn't just stupid like Twilight where the vampires and werewolves are over-romanticized.

  • @misatchi fuck offfff  dude

  • @chrisuanl Really? I am giving this book the benefit of the doubt and you are telling me to "fuck off"? If you don't like it, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T COMMENT HERE. By the way I'm a girl so calling me "dude" was pretty stupid&immature. If you read correctly, I haven't even read this. I'm just saying being close-minded about stuff is really dumb and leaves no one room to expand. Sure, Twilight didn't work because Stephaine TOTALLY butchered vampires/"werewolves" but, that doesn't mean it can't work.

  • @chrisuanl And don't bother replying unless you have something intelligent to say instead of cussing at me over an opinion. You look like a dick, for real and I PROMISE I won't reply to your asshole behavior next time unless you state why you disagree with me in a way that's worth wasting my time over. I get sick of people like you on the internet who only comment to be a total jerk, it's not cute.

  • @misatchi Fuck off. Really.

  • is this a joke? 

  • Such a good book, but I do hope its not made into Twilight.

  • @98SkinnyLatte can't be good if its about a zombie in love...

  • We have to stop this shit.

    

  • I finished the book last monday and loved it-but if I hadn't before I saw this,I wouldn't read it. This makes it sound so awful. I really suggest reading the book. Its not like twilight-its more mature plot wise and writing wise. Its not fluffy shit.

  • fucking hell...

  • PLEASE DONT MAKE THIS MOVIE HAPPEN!

    its a horrid horrid HORRID plot...we're almost done with the horror that is Twilight don't start AGAIN with this bullshit..

  • helloouu? otto or up with the dead....so much better

  • wtf is this shit?

  • Whats next an alien is sent to destroy the world but meets a girl and automatically changes his ways

  • @godzillakiller1 Number 4.

  • @CatatonicNeuro Whats number 4

  • stop complaining guys. you should have all known the world was going to shit when twilight, justin bieber, miley cyrus came along.

  • What is this fuckery?

  • Embrace Yourself!!!

  • First twillight and now this shit... seems like this unscrupulous assholes will stop at nothing o.O

    if they destroy the fantastic concept of a "zombie" ... i will never forgive them -.-

  • D::::::::: ... What the hell man..."We don't talk about it much..."  YOU SHOULDN'T TALK AT ALL YOU FAKE DOUCHEBAG!!!.... Even Zombie Strippers have more common sense than this o.e .

  • No words can describe my facepalm in the 0:09 second

  • the hell man first vampires and now zombies stop ruining legendary monsters.....ugh *facepalm*

    Screw this *reads dracula and hellsing manga*..........*pops in dawn of the dead dvd*

  • Zombies with personalities? Sentient undead? With some sort of hierarchy and community-forming? What's the point of being a "zombie" then? Doesn't sound that dangerous -.-

    They need to be mindless walkers... with some sort of feral awareness.

    I just lost my faith in common sense.

    Someone please tell me why I even stopped and bothered to watch this.

  • @HoogheVinck for the same reason i did.....when i first heard of this i couldnt believe it...i had to see if it was true.....unfortunateley...it was....

  • wait, the world is supposed to be gone to hell... everybody is supposed to be dead or hiding... and according to what he said there are a lot of zombies living in the airport... so why in fucks name is there a freaking airplane constantly appearing in the air???

  • FUCK YOU STUPID TEENAGERS

  • @gguiii there's no respect for the good stuff anymore

    

  • @mEtaLPinCh :(

    

  • @gguiii your life must be so pathetic...

  • I rather read the fucking book

  • or think or move, their bodies would be too stiff from loss of blood circulation

  • zombies cant talk

  • the moment he opened his mouth wasn't he supposed to go eeeuuuh eeuuuh

  • holycrap !!! this is blasphemy !!!! hail the holy Romero's Trilogy !!!

  • @Necty2 I dont believe how stupid you are. its not about the zombies.this isnt important at all. zombies are a simple metaphor which apparently you dont really get. this book is a clever showing of how society forgets about most important aspect of life - love. i hope i made it clear for you

  • @13roughboy thats the dumbest shit I ever hear of. . . . . really

  • @13roughboy soo.. are you actually defending this crappy movie?

  • dafuq D:

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT THE ZOMBIES!!!

  • man directors in Hollywood will hire any writer to write a book and make it into a movie now. I could probably make a book about a duck falling in love with a pie and I would probably win 5 awards.

  • What.

    WHAT.

  • 9fag

  • this movie is shit, but i will watch it anyway.... my life suck

  • @dagusiaprz please dont......dont givve this so claimed authors the satisfaction of watching a movie of a taking loving zombie, dont give them reasons to keep making fun and destroying legendary creatures....

  • @kainheinrich you're completely right ! Gosh, whoever created this movie was on crack!!!

  • Since when did thirteen year old girls start making movie's they were probably thinking oh ill make a horror this is the outcome of there ''horror''

  • If he can't bleed, he won't be able to get an erection... No but in all seriousness, why? What's next, the Mummy coming alive to teach Ogres how to pick up women? Damn I shouldn't have given them the idea!

  • ... im moving to gallifrey...

  • I really really really.. DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE!! FUCK THIS SHIT!! I'M GOING TO FIND SOME SHIT ABOUT THIS ON 9gag ..maybe after that I'm happy again!

  • @EasygoingTiff actually there is agood comaprisson between ACTUAL ZOMBIES and this......thing......

    thats the reason im here....i was 9gaggin and came across that post.....couldnt believe my eyes...had to see if it was true....unfortunateley...it was....

  • and this is why people outside 9gag thing 9gag is full of idiots... dont like dont watch :) is it really that hard? at least research a bit before going "OMG Y U NO stop messing with..." it's just another way of representing zombies, and at least they dont sparkle and they still eat people and people still kill them! to judge something first you have to know it, want to hate this? read the book and then hate all that you want, but dotnt claim this as 9gag army, it ruins the 9gag name.

  • @karimariesk research...ok, heres some research ive made....about real zombies....

    1- they are pretty much braindead...only some basic instincts remain....thus they cant talk, reason, or fall in love by that matter....

    2- as stated before....zombies have no reasoning so they cant "i almost ate her but changed my mind" kid of shit.

    3-they cant absorb memories through food, same as you dont see what a cow saw just before it was turned into the steak you just ate.

    .......

  • @karimariesk in short....they are mindless walking corpses whose ONLY feeling if any is to eat anything that breathes, they are scary motherfuc**s, and though your right....they dont sparkle.....they are supposed to be scary, not loving kittens....

  • @karimariesk Y U SO KILLJOY?

  • Are you fucking kidding me??? Where is god now??

  • this is really shit!!!

  • DAFUQ ??! Stfu and Go to Left 4 Dead or Resident Evil and you'll see what we do to Zombies

  • @Anasown3 hell....devils playgrond as well....i dont think there is anything scarier than parkour zombies, is there?

  • No, B**ch NO!

    OMG Shit just got real! Could someone PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE shoot those idiots of 'i wannabe' autors? Y U No writing good stories?

    what's wrong with you? a zomie? rotten brain, no bloodcirculation, rotten nerves, but it speaks and thinks and can even have feelings?! of course, i mean stephenie meyer likes this shit so everything can be possible, right?

    TT____________TT

  • @Itamichan0212 gimme a gun and ill HAPPILY do it!!! execution style.....

  • This planet... I dont want to live on this planet anymore.

  • no.

  • U PEOPLE ARE FUCKING CRAZYYYY WTF zombies man?come on..... just stop it.the sparkly vampire?ok it was pretty bad but a FUCKING ZOMBIE??u people need to fucking stop.seriously.just.stop

  • First you ruined vampires and werewolves... now zombies... what's next?! lesbian sparkling witches? I DONT WANT TO LIVE ON THIS FUCKING PLANET ANYMORE T__T

  • next itll be i fell in love with the monster under my bed XD ... dear lawd whatever will follow

  • well for a zombie i must say he sure does thinks a lot

  • fuck!!!! zombies dont talk, they dont reason, they cant feel shit, thay cant talk to themselves and try and figure out if they are alive or dead and they cant fucking hide a person from other zombies!!!! zombies walk, eat, infect...thats all they do FUCK!!!!

    first Vampires and Werewolves, now zombies..FUCK!!! this really is the end of the world!!

    i regained my respect for vampires and werewolves by watching hellsing, guess ill have to watch devil's playground again (parkour zombies) fuck yeah

  • I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD WITH FUCKED UP ZOMBIES ANYMORE...NOTHING TO DO HERE....

  • DAMN FUCKING BITCH!!! WHY SHE DOESNT WRITE A BOOK ABOUT HER LAME, SAD AND UNTOUCHED ASS AND LEAVE THE MONSTERS ALONE!!! STOP QUEERING REAL HORROR CHARACTERS!!!

  • Oh god why...

  • Fuck this what the hell is wrong? you messed up dracula, why do you want to do the same with zombies FUCK YOU ALL

  • @elpumatejada want a piece of advice...watch Hellsing the OVAs and your admiration for dracula will come back....worked for me.....

    and as far as zombies go.....watch devil's playground.....parkour zombies kick ass.....yeah!!!!

    but still...id apreciate if someone shot me before this shit-o-movie comes out....

  • Hey, It's a book. It's a movie. You can choose if you want to watch it. To this day I refuse to watch Mama Mia because a stupid friend drove me crazy with their incessant moaning on about it. It's up to individual people to watch the movie/read the book. Let's face it, if it becomes popular it's because it is good in the opinion of the general population. At least it's an interesting perspective....

  • @ArishaSmile allow me to disagree, it becomes popular because millions of dollars are spent on marketing, it becomes popular because they turn a legendary badass creature (vampires or werewolves or zombies take your pick) into loving harmless kittens, they exploit young teens fragile and sex-urged minds (i mean no offence whatsoever) disrespecting the original legend....thats where the popularity comes from....

  • @kainheinrich Then allow me to enhance my argument: The populous has changed, therefore marketing changed itself to accommodate people. Back when people invented werewolves and vampires and zombies, most kids were getting married off at the age of 15. They got romance/marriage with very mapped out, non-exciting lives. They made up monsters to thrill themselves. Now we have much more entertainment and people get married at approx 28. Guess what? Love stories ensue for lonely teens. Sad but true

  • @ArishaSmile i do agree.....but still.....you have to stick to the actual facts, for example, in twilight, leave aside that vampires are not allergic to sunlight, or silver, or anything, i could actually be ok with that....well not really, but my point is....they dont even have fangs....the trademark of a vampire.....

    zombies....every culture that has ever mentioned zombies claims they are mindless walking corpses, unable to talk, reason....

  • @ArishaSmile it would be as if i wrote a book in which unicorns had wings instead of a horn....i would be twisting everything that is known about that creature....

  • @ArishaSmile BTW i saw mamma mia, and it wasnt so bad after all.....at first i watched it because my girlfriend insisted, but in the end it wasnt so bad i did expect something worse.....

  • Man, this is the opposite of being a zombie...

  • Vejam meu video - o homem que se infiltrava trailer. Conto com vcs!!

  • This is just wrong, why do they have to ruin zombies? T_T

  • @123456789diez probably because they ran out of monsters to ridiculize...

  • the video is crapy....

  • He's dead... So why that backpack?

  • Dude, you're gayer than Edward. Do you sparkle too?

  • THIS IS SHIT!!!!!!!!! what the hell is going on in this world ¬¬

  • This is so disrespectful for all real the zombies.

  • I was pissed when you ruined the vampires, now.. Don't you FUCKING mess with zombies, you little "think i am a badass writer" piece of shit.

  • 9gag army my ass. 9fags are a cancer to the internet.

  • shut up and admit this si shit ...

  • @FascistNewsGroup Y U BEING A JERK? we are just having fun? if you don't want it, stop complaining you moron! people like you ( assholes) are the cancer of the net >:P

  • dafuq?! a zombie love story??

  • the 9gag army will be coming after you!! beware

  • @owlcityfanforever1 yes we will!!!

  • lmao "yesterday I met a girl. I almost ate her."

  • i was really hoping that all this was just something from collegehumor or such..

    ....

  • ' _ '

    watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo

  • seriously zombie in love I dont want to live in this planet anymore

  • Trust me, people behind this bullshit are true evil master-minds in an endless synyster plot for making all literature and movie's legendary, evil and sanguinary creatures into soft, easilly-falling-in-love fags... we better fear...

  • 9gags about to blow this shit up xD

  • "i almost ate her" LOL men this is bullshit

  • must... not... face...palm... but seriousle WTF is this?! first twilight now this! zombies don't love or feel anything you morons!

    i don;t want to live in this planet anymore!!!

  • dafuq is this? zombies don't think and talk! they can't love and feel emotions, because the part of their brain that does that is dead! they just act on instinct cuz that is all they have left

  • are you fucking kidding me

  • ONe thing about this movie is really keeping me sad.. J.Malkovich is in it, so sad for him... :D

  • First the vampire, now the zombie?

    How are you suppose to scare people away now?

  • and the rest is how he hides her, how they fight with other zombies that try to eat her, atack the zombie liders ( the boneys they call them) she goes back with the living he follows her... he attacks some people inside and they start pursuing them... is resume it's and awesome book with lots of zombie killing, and of romance? well they never kiss, they never say i love you, they only hug once, the rest is about them trying to avoid the world from turning into the world of undead.

  • hey im from 9gag too, but guys... this trailer is horrible, it took the worst of the book... i hear about this on 9gag and said "why not give it a try? it can't be THAT bad..." the book is awesome, and has less romance than the frankenstein movie. it's about hoow zombies eat people and how they interact between themselves. and R is much like them but a few little things. at least until he eats the brain of a guy with really vivid memories... and because of those, he saves the girlfriend of him..

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    

  • " I am Zombie " DA FUCK IS THIS SHIT AGAIN ???

  • Zombies are not supposed to be able to think, AT ALL!!!

    That is the thing with zombies, they cannot think and just walk around killing ppl.

    If he thinks like that, then he's not a zombie...don't destroy every fantasy creature -.-

  • Why the eff is a zombie carrying a bag?

  • Oh look! Stephanie Meyer reviewed it. Go figure. The BSAA will put an end to this idiotic monstrosity.

  • So it is true. Thee end is near.

  • Did you look at the demographics for this thing? As expected:

    Sex Age Feminin 13-17 - Number 1. No hope for the future of humanity. Feminin 18-24 - Number 2. Harder and harder to find normal girlfriends my own age. Masculin 25-34 - Because we hate it so much we have to -1 rep it like Beiber.

  • f*ck this shit!

    Y U KEEP MESSING WITH HORROR?

    Zombies can't f*cking talk you retarded morons!

    you invented a spearkling vampire and next is a sparkling zombie?? what next?? a sparkling killer?? DAMN!

  • @Shai02ification Maybe a monster who wants to make friends... maybe a lonely godzilla who fell in love with a soldier. who knows.

  • @dontgiveanametoit yea! they keep messing with good stuff D:< they are f*ckin idiots

  • something more absurd? maybe they read twilight.

  • This contains so much bullshit, my eye is massively twitching. I might go blind because of this. Congratulations. :@

  • I don't wanna live in this world anymore...

  • EMBRACE YOURSELF, 9gag army is coming...

  • @GUSTIALOH Why would you want to embrace yourself? Unless you are forever alone, then you probably have a good reason...

  • @GUSTIALOH *hugs self* I'm embracing myself!!!

  • @GUSTIALOH *BRACE YOURSELVES

  • @GUSTIALOH

    9gag RAID ON /b/ NEVER FORGET

  • PS IN NO WAY DOES THIS RESEMBLE TWILIGHT. UNLESS HE SPARKLES. THEN I WILL PUNCH THIS MOVIE IN THE BALLS.

  • WAT. FUCK YES.

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, THIS IS GOING TO BE AMAZING.

    BUT MAYBE I AM BIASED BECAUSE I HAVE A HUGE FUCKING ZOMBIE FETISH.

  • @GuacamoleKun THIS IS GOING TO FUCKING SUCK

  • stupidest movie idea ever it will fail!!! epppiiiiiicccccllllllyyyyyy!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • WTF did I just saw ???

  • worst movie 2012

  • Zombies are made for Us to KILL them! Not To fall in love with them!!!

  • I really hate when people look at a trailer, or read a synopsis of something and automatically think it's bad. The book was meant to be humorous and emotional. It's basically a romantic comedy about zombies. I honestly thought the same thing, that this was a joke, but instead of getting all upset about it, I went out and read the book, and guess what? It was actually pretty good.

  • I actually thought this was a joke

  • Finally the technology ate all the good ideas.

  • Can't tell if trolling, or just really stupid...

    Seriously, I'm not fully convinced this isn't some kind of joke. Did the writers of this not bother to google "zombie" before making this up? It sounds like something written by a child ("I was going to eat her, but changed my mind."). I really can't wrap my head around this.

    Also, necrophilia. Just sayin'.

  • BTW....ZOMBIES CAN'T TALK CUZ THEY BRAIN IS FUCKED UP, AND THEY CAN'T FUCKING TALK, THEY JUST EAT PEOPLE AND INFECT THEM, THEY DON'T FALL IN LOVE, CUZ THEY ARE DEAD, BRAINLESS, LIFELESS....PEOPLE DOESn"T KNOW SHIT ABOUT MAKING GOOD MOVIES THESE DAYS

  • @anggeelo14 GOOD THING YOU'RE THE FUCKING EXPERT SCIENTIST ON ZOMBIES.

    FICTION, MOTHERFUCKER. FICTION.

  • i used to like vampires and werewolfe....then twilight........i love zombies, then the walking dead....awsome shit.....NOW THIS? ARE FUCKING SERIOUS, IM GONNA KILL THE PRODUCES OF THIS PUSSY SHIT

  • GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!! STOP RUINING OUR FUCKING HORROR MOVIE CHARACTERS AND MAKING THEM INTO FUCKING PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Give it a chance? Are you kidding me? There is a lot of shit out there in the world and you have to be crazy to give it all a chance, especially things that are as mindfucking stupid as this... Twilight was bad but still bearable, this is just an exercise in stupidity and to see how much money you can suck from the same idea. Please stop ruining perfectly good horror monsters that took decades to develop a real persona. Girls if you want to see a proper man get yourselves a Clint Eastwood movie.

  • Soon there is going to be a movie called Frankie Jr, were a kid creates a monster and terrorises a high school and falls in love with one girl and instead of beating the shit out of her he takes her to his secret "playhouse" THERE U HAVE IT HOLLYWOOD A MILLION DOLLAR IDEA!

  • You can find the best zombies at: Plants vs Zombies.

  • Well Meyer isn't the only one who wrote books about vampires fairy whatever it is... And I read the whole Twilight Saga, trust me, the movies suck, the books are not that bad... And there are a lot of weird books, fictional weird books... and I know this is like, nonsense, but some people may like it, so stop the hate and give it a chance.

  • @TiBaCr94 NO.

  • God, I asked a zombie movie for 2012 but you're pushing me.

  • Stephanie Meyer has ruined every horror creature know to man.... Wherewolfs... Vampires.... And now Zombies... Whats next Aliens falling in love?!?!? XD

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