Cat Massage - How to Massage Your Cat

[masterbenjamin]

Cat massage? im preety sure she charges 9000 a lecture does she not?

[CSfunnyas123]

OH SHIT IT'S A WHISKER WATCH ALERT

[Zipzopzoopidybop]

how to become single for the rest of your life

[nunjuuhrawr]

2:36 best part of the whole video.

[Speed1Killer1]

i bet the cat feels like in a start of a porn movie

[ScuzzificatioN]

"Simply start from the base of the rump, rubbing your way out and follow it to its natural conclusion!"

[LickMyComment]

Her eyes are like a serial killers...

[LickMyComment]

AAAAAAHAHAHAAA, fuck me, shes like a female david brent.... (especially when she sings simon & garfunkel)

[lov2dream]

who is the who is the most pissedoffathisownerbecauseshei­sacreeper?

ITS YOU!!

champer?

...

damper?

[CheesyMacaroni97]

? how did i get to this video.....

[MsAnnettee]

Funny Lol

[gsxrsixer]

I fooled drool!!

[thenewnoisethriller]

This is an Everything Is Terrible video :\

[natelovesyou]

@thenewnoisethriller They didn't create the video at all, they find videos and repost them with their logo at the end is all. This video was originally made my a crazy cat lady. Bwahahaha.

[thenewnoisethriller]

@natelovesyou I meant that they created THIS edit of the video and were actually endorsed by said crazy cat lady.

It's an Everything Is Terrible video.

[midimanhello]

i like when she rubs his chinny chin chin

[fognog3]

MAJOR WHISKER WATCH ALERT!!!

[lillovebug98]

We watched this at Camp Don Lee for the talent show. And its a CHRISTIAN Camp. Everybody was laughing so hard. But it was hilarious.!

[Swagferatu]

If only we understood fluent meow.

[chemical93girl]

2:38 WTF look

[rspudge14]

Close your eyes from 0:31 to 0:41 and just listen...



[4whitesharpEz]

haha at 2:36 the cats like "what tha fuck you doin?"

[kindofamazing333]

BELLYRAMAA.

[greasermonkey96lv]

look at the cat at 2:40

he is like WTF

[SydneyIsCheese85]

Who's the best caaat in the United Statessss? xD

[Lorahummingbird]

oh my, this is pretty terrible

the cat is loving it though



[Lorahummingbird]

oh my, this is pretty terrible

[whatitdoinc]

2:26 the cats like "STOP FUCKIN TOUCHIN ME!"

[113mac113]

we touch people all the time??

breast stroke???

Sombody Is a Pervert

[AmberLeeena]

Here kitty kitty ! HISSS !!! POW!! WAM!! THUNK!!!! HRRRM!! ........ Yeah that's what would happen to me if I tried this on my cats.

[Blaksword67]

2:37 cat is like "Bitch wht the fuck are you doing"

[Blackcloud288]

Bestialolity.

[XJackaroo]

Pussy seems very content after a nice massage

[navystardust12]

You gotta get right down to the Chinny Chin Chin.

Isnt that right, Champer Dampers?

[ginnypotter071]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­M

[cestsoiroolala]

"Remember: you can't fool drool. Mmmm!!!!!"

I'm sick at home right now, and this made my day!!!! :D

[luvdamusic69]

my cat talks and drools ALL night long

[THeGJoB1]

somebody needs to get laid.

[Soundfrequency]

What if the cat turned around and suddenly said, in a black guy's voice, "PUMMEDOWN!! >:O"

[XJackaroo]

@Soundfrequency

If that was my cat i would prob say.......Hey puss am i hearing things or did you just say something. Knowing my luck he would prob say ... Nah, your'e just hearing things..........cats don't talk

[s0M3dayy8771]

Watch this with eyes close

and have a dirty mind

XD

[danceBREAKtime]

"that says a lot about life and cat massages" lol!

[chaaacka]

it`s you champ!

[klghfapl]

OOOOMMMGGGG i laughed so hard. is this lady for realllll 2:38 is fuckin hilarious

[ForeignChaos]

kitty massage feitsh...

[shadowfax273k]

You nicked this from everythingisterrible.

[oceanbirth]

i love that her pussy's name is 'champ'

[lmacdonald78]

haha this was so funny. at first i thought she was serious but this was hilarious :)

[KnightValor]

Whoah dude.

[striker2422]

this lady has issues. i never wanna pet a cat again! crazy bitch

[HeiriiMC]

That poor cat looks squished in her arms half the time :(

[alligatoralligators]

This definitely isn't serious, but still hilarious.

[majikishify]

lmao! if youre right handed use your right hand, if youre left handed use your left hand, or if your right handed try using your left hand or visa versa. translation:use your hands........wait...where does drool come from again? you mean i cant buy an engagement ring from just any drooler?..........

[jarmay0113]

knows she's not the only pervert on here...

[pito1749]

This lady needs a life

[TsXAlex]

hes only the best in the US, dont Fuck with those german cats

[Bibimykitty]

my cat liked the massage...but...that woman...is crazy.

[Nchels21]

I take this video sooooo pervertedly. Lmao.

[xMsBubblex]

2:15 to 2:19 - best scene :D

[blueteamleader420]

wow.

[momominnosh]

Is that cat on drugs? Freaky.

[evildeadfan123]

I have 4 cats, and none of them would really like me giving them a massage.

[misinterpretxx]

hahaha... while i think this lady is indeed somewhat crazy, i like the idea. i think i would do this to my cat if i ever get one (if he/she allowed me, of course). looks very relaxing for both. :)

[Beauyeah10]

Who's the best cat in the United States?

[DecrepitApparel]

Some go mid back..EH!!! BAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAH

[PepsiRawks]

HOLY CRAP A WISKER WATCH ALERT!

[aerosmith190]

this lady is a FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SkeithxxKai]

wow, this is pretty sad. not to be rude or anything but she must be really lonely to create something so stupid and unuseful. ahaha i would NEVER do this to my cat.

[ThePearly66]

so basically...use any hand.....?

[Cyfun]

Red rocket, kitty! Red rocket!

[Frankensnizzle]

Whisker watch alert???

[msymonds12]

don't forget his happy ending

[blargwee]

Champ is evolving into a tiger!

[poogaia]

MAJOR whisker watch alert!!

MEGA MEOW! POWER PURRING! drooling! wait.. what? or maybe ur cats just RETARDED!

2:37, the cats like "WTF.. NIGGER, FUCK OFF!!"

[poogaia]

EXTREMELY useful advice.. if ur right handed, use ur right hand, if ur left handed, use ur left. or if ur right handed, try using ur left, and vice versa. good for u! use too hands to double ur pleasure and double ur fun... god, what the fuck is she trying to teach us? ABC's of masturbation?

oh yes, i COMPLETELY forgot that simon garfunkel song is talking about cat massaging.

[gsachteleben]

do not neglect his badge of honor

[DandiestMeteor]

Awesome

[xKirstenTV]

its you, champer damper, its you

[DragonofthePen]

The cat's face at 2:38 says it all.

[makerampsnotbombs]

belly-rama

[Miathelhasapoo]

dude does she have a wedding ring on? LMFAO.

[jonathonk14]

lmao.....WTF 2:00 to 2:04???????????

[anchower]

Who's the best cat in the United States?

[ThePearly66]

its you champer damper, its you

[BIGS7]

BORINNNG!

[Iamalsoveryboredable]

2:17 WTF?

[susanbranscome]

Cat gets off

[schaeffer4]

My cat doesnt have a tail :(

[b999c999]

this is a jewel hidden in the catacombs of useless shit on the internet.

[IScipioI]

so true. cant believe this hasnt taken off yet!

[zwigoose]

@b999c999 amen.

[bryneyk]

what's up with the cat crucifixion posture?

[jarradcoombsroxxors]

yall watch petespace on rove way too much!

[SugarBear0199]

LMAO! This is ridiculously funny!

[shoptimist]

"If we understood fluent meow..." ROLF

[FinancialProdigy202]

She can really massage that cat good. LOL

[Tanny0772]

remember a major whisker watch alert is affect here???.....im sorry hunny but there is a difference between drooler and jeweller u foolsh woman....OMG now she's singing...LMAO ha ha ha

[xtreme409]

2:38

cat: ima lookign at j00!

[elboslayer]

ROFLMAO WHAT A QUEER SHE NEEDS TO GROW SOME BALLS BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN XD "Whose the best cat in the United States"? Champer damper?? ROFLMAO ILL CHANGE IT TO "Whose the biggest tool in the United states its me dicky dickless its me!" XD

WHEN TO CAT MASSAGE

thats a fucking dumb shit ass cunt rapist question lol when ever no shit.

"Slow down your moving to fast" well lets change that "Piss off your poof" ROFL

[nanauqk]

Fuck.

[nunavutjoel]

who's the best cat in america? it's you champer camper!

BORING!

[nunavutjoel]

that was incredible!

[VeggieAshlie]

ughh .. when she says "Good for you, use two hands to DOUBLE YOUR PLEASE and DOUBLE YOUR FUN" was a little weird, since shes talking about a cat LOLL ........ XD XD

[yaffytaffy12345]

Whisker Watch Alert!!

hahaha

[kaylajayne24]

well that was distubing to watch lol

[trisheatsman]

i died a little at 0:53

[DJMarcO138]

LULZ!

[chocolate640]

Saw it on rove's petespace! Loved it! What a crazy lady! That poor cat

[Kamakai73]

YOU SUCK!

[sandshoe94]

hahahaaaaa, i just saw this on petespace its funnyfunnyfunny

[f22raptor861]

same here.....what a creep hey?

[pippop94]

hahahah same

[blisstwist]

If someone remixed this....it would be so epic.

[jdclausell11487]

at 2:38 the cats like is she still talking?

[fungkey1]

OMG i laughed at the saaame part! i didnt think anybody else would think the same thing lool