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  • a big dick divided cool dog? what is up with these subtitles? o.O

  • Funny, how "the devil" is portrayed as bald and with a goatee. Not saying there's a devil or anything. Just an observation. GOOOOOOOOOOOOO JEBUS!

  • Spread out the gays! brilliant.

  • ''They didn't teach you in elementary school that you revolve from a ape.''

    I thought we revolved around the Sun, weird....

  • Sweet, Don reads hick better than english ;)

  • These captions are hilarious they are so off hahaha

  • So atheists, how do you know God isn't real?

  • @mrtadreamer How do you know unicorns aren't real ?

  • @mrtadreamer How do you know Zeus isnt real?

  • @mrtadreamer We know God isn't real just as we know Santa Claus isn't real. Because he is just made up.

  • man created the moon!... <-- idiot

  • The reason Matt is bald. He has pulled it all out listening to these people!

  • @TheMte1000 LOL

  • Religious terrorist: Are ye a Catholic or a Protestant?

    Atheist: I'm an atheist.

    Religious terrorist: Do ye not believe in the catholic God or not believe in the Protestant God?

  • If anyone "dislike" this video or any of the other AE vids because you are a Theist, you should call the show and defend you'r beliefs. It makes for the best entertainment when you lose and you always lose.

  • Rather than 72 virgins, I'd want the number split between virgins and fire-breathing whores!

  • You've heard of the blind leading the blind? Religion is the evil leading the stupid.

  • Lol the CCs are so off!!!

  • When a Christian starts with the "look at the trees, flowers" and other naturally beautiful stuff. Got half a mind to respond "was it really from the monster that would create hell?"

  • I cant bear to watch this. I near wilting when i hear some of the these people. From a brit to all rational, sane Americans, i truly feel for you. as i type listening to these red-necks.. oh wow.

  • @JustTomm1st It's scary being on the same land mass... The fact that they can walk to where I live makes me nervous.

  • @Judicial78 I cant even find the words to describe these people. In britian, interestly enough, the most dillusional are the adults. And especially in well regarded professions such as education and politics and the occaisonal niave journalist has there mad moment in the spotlight from time to time. Uterly bemusing to say the least.

  • Damn nature you scary...

  • you would have thought that with this being a none-profit educational organisation (or whatever they say at the end) the callers would get LESS stupid.

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  • 2:09 wow what an idiot.

  • Is Jesus coming? He's not even breathing hard as far as i know....

    Haha so funny!

  • It's stupefying that one man should have to tell another one that "nobody's claiming that Man created the Moon." Goddam, don't know if I should laugh or cry.

  • @DuncanHennessy Just laugh until you cry, that solves it :)

  • 4:18 "hahahahahaa were equally stupid"

  • Surprised that Jeff doesn't have more appearances.

  • @DasGuntLord01 Jeff has a lot of clips in my other "Best of" videos.

    Check out "Godless! For A Good Reason", "Amen & Pass The Biskits", and/or "The Evil Atheist Agenda".

    All of those have a lot of Jeff Dee.

  • @village1diot yeah, I like watching Jeff get fired up. Jeff and Matt are my favorites.

  • 6:32 "NOBODY'S CLAIMING THAT MAN CREATED THE MOON."

  • lol what a great upload :)

  • 'is jesus christ coming?'

    'he's not even breathing hard as far as i know.'

    LOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • An atheist found a lamp and started to rub it. Suddenly a genie appears and starts a conversation with him. Atheist: who are you? Genie: The genie of the lamp and I can make three wishes of yours come true. Athesit: I want to believe in you. Genie: It's done. Atheist: I want everybody in the world to believe in you. Genie: It's done. Atheist: My last wish is to have a ferrari and a billion dolars. Genie: Can't do that. A: Why? G: Just because you believe in me doesn't really mean I exist.
  • I used the kitten joke before XD....my religious friends didn't laugh....

  • You guys are a bunch of hate mongering morons.

    Now if it were actually possible...could you please refrain from manufacturing idiotic racist propoganda?

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  • @plbuster Did I say racist??? Damn...I hate bouncing back and forth between videos...I had just jumped from a conversation about anti-white hate speech...

    So...I shall ammend the statement "...refrain from manufacturing idiotic collectivist propoganda designed to destroy our culture, heritage, and traditions in order to push society into a suicidal, self loathing, hedonistic collective of mindless consumers." Oh, wait...we're already there.

  • @plbuster What exactly did they say you would call 'racist' religion is not a race, it is a delusion.

  • @Brendan9895 The continued refrain about the exclusivity to spiritual knowlege, righteousness, and salvation is claimed by just about every christian denomination and cult that has ever existed. That we do not live up to the teachings of Christ say nothing about him and say more about us. We are weak, hateful, evil, spiteful beings; we are greedy, selfish, and hedonistic; we are also good, caring, altruistic and loving. It is we who have a dualist nature.

  • Theists are morons who believe in fairy tales as if they were real yet cannot prove to exists. And some of the callers in this video clip reflects that fact. :O/

    Katalyzt

  • "If it wasn't fair for me with the bartender, why is it fair for god and Jesus?"

    "Because you're human, and he is holy and perfect."

    Fuck. Off.

  • Is it just me or are all the idiotic callers sound like they are from the south?

  • 8:51 Man, fuck 72 virgins. Give me seven fire-breathing whores!!! Any day of the week!!

  • Hey, I wanted to hear the answer to the last question! Why the hell does Russell eat babies, that's sick!!

  • You might be a Christian Theist if you laugh at the fact that we evolved from monkeys, but yet you strongly agree that you came from dirt.

  • "God is so in your face!" "Yeah, He's my favorite fictional character"

  • "No-body is claiming that Man created the moon". Priceless.

  • The last caller probably has never had real baby back ribs. Those are the best.

  • What is up with these subtitles? "that's a big dick dividend cool dog"?

  • @bobivd6688 yaa, seriously! lol...

  • *pedo voice* ''he's here, with the monkeys'

  • *pedo voice* ''he's here, with the monkeys'

  • You don't "figure out things", you "figure things out".

  • I could watch 11:18 through 11:24 a million times and never stop laughing.

  • How many creationists does it take to change a lightbulb? None... they've invented torches! HaHa, ROFL!

  • caller at 6:16

    "yeah he's coming back......he's here......with the monkeys"

    is that HAL 9000????

  • lol @9:49 Socioclimatology? A combination of weather control with theocracy? Hehe.

  • In this "best of" compilation, it seems like they are hanging up or muting very quickly when the most nutty or deluded people call in. But if you watch the full episodes, they have a lot more patience than what most of the people I know would have with such religious callers. So this compilation may show some funny aspects of the show, but it isn't representative of the length of most calls.

  • EVERYONE is an athiest. If you describe yourself as "christian," that just means that you reject claims of the existence of all other gods in human history EXCEPT the one you believe in (and there have been thousands of gods in human history). That makes you (the christian)an athiest 99.9% of the time. Those of us who have the balls to actually call ourselves athiests just traverse that last .1% and reject claims of the existence of ALL gods.

  • @AbbeyRoadkill1 I like this comment but the definition of 'atheist' is someone who does not believe in any god or gods. Saying someone is 99.99% atheist is impossible. It's a binary question. Yes or no. 0 or 100%

  • "religion is food, and you can't eat if you are atheists." L0L what?

  • this tv program confirms religon is for the stupid

  • Please take responsibility and explain exactly what you mean by this: "... yet there is much proof there isn't"

  • I fucking looooove Jeff.

  • You blasphemers have no idea what misery awaits you down the road unless you turn it around.

  • @guyNbluejeans lol watch the show for five minutes, seriously stop being so arrogant.

  • @TheBuckingFuffalo So why are you laughing out loud? Do you honestly think that by your moronic power of reasoning that you or any other idiotic atheist can sweep God away and convince those of us that He's dealt with on a personal bases that He doesn't exist? What a joke, stop being so stupid!

  • @guyNbluejeans do you even look at what you type? "Moronic power of reasoning"? ahahha sorry I have logic. If everyone was like you we'd be so far back technology wise and because of all the people in the world right now we aren't near our potential. There is no proof anywhere there is a god, yet there is much proof there isn't

  • I once revolved from an ape. It was weird.

  • 1:51 Matt looks like bambam bigaloe.

  • Probaly the best complication of TAE clips I've seen so far. Well done good sir!

  • THIS IS GREAT I NEED A COPY!

  • 5:30 holy shit matt with hair

  • This is a very funny compilation.

  • Muscles contract my lungs, go read a book. Matt is hilarious.

  • what does matt say at 1:58

  • @PBseanalex "he's not even breathing hard as far as i know, but..."

  • You ever slap a monkey in the ass. Well that is caused by atheists, and such. LOL

  • 5:46 I thought the co-host couldn't use that magical device? D:

  • Shockofgod's idiotic question is still an idiotic question regardless of what accent it's asked in.

  • Matt looks like the late Bam Bam Bigelow with that flame shirt. Awesome!

  • I love Don. He's always in a good mood.

  • @VirtualSatyr His laugh used to irritate me, now I like to sit down and listen to the lot!

  • @VirtualSatyr Noodley!

  • MINECRAFT REFERENCE!!!!!!! 0:42

  • @Danyman258 Not only does that clip predate Minecraft by over half a decade but the analogy is older than you are. I blame Notch.

  • @Graynumber

    Notch didn't even come up with that for Minecraft, if I recall it was just the community that came up with it.

  • @AbyssCrown I still blame Notch.

  • @Graynumber I still blame Notch for in-general assholery (actually, you may as well take advantage of your fanbase while they're still stupid).

  • The opening letter is too funny.

  • man i miss those calls... hardly any theist calls in anymore, and if they do they're probably poes

  • So why DOES Russell eat babies!?!

  • love these guys 

  • Outstanding!

  • "Gays are the secret to long life" :D

  • #50,000! =D

  • "non-sequiter hour" funny as fuck, I'm gonna use that.

  • I definitely feel as if there is something greater than myself. It is mind-boggling when you look at the earth, people, animals, stars, space, etc. I don't believe in the Bible and God in the way that churches' teach it. I am not going to tell religious people that they are wrong, but I believe they are. It seems like there has to be something to this God and religion thing because it's been going on so long, but what was the initial belief? I'm sure its not what people believe now. Its changed

  • @anthonygareth It's been going on for so long because it started with "How does 'this' happen?" and stuck around because we didn't know why 'that' happened. Only now are we able to answer nearly all of it. We know how rainbows exist, why it rains, what causes lightning and so on. Religion developed in separate parts of the world. There wasn't a specific original belief system. There were probably stories told to children to ease their fear and queations that the children believed and passed on.

  • @anthonygareth I agree it's mind-boggling to think about the planet, nature and the universe. Personally, however, I find it MORE mind-boggling to think there's a single being that can create a universe by merely willing it into existence.

    The most important thing, in my opinion, is to keep asking questions. Also, try to be sure you don't solve one seemingly impossible thing (the universe) with another seemingly impossible thing (a god).

  • @anthonygareth "what was the initial belief?" <- Religions have evolved from a combination of early attempting to explain the world, various superstition that was around at the time, and the need to control people. Try e.g. Pascal Boyer's book "Religion Explained".

    As to the earth, people, animals, stars, etc. and how we are connected to it. Yes, the world as revealed by studying it (via science) is magnificent and inspiring. But that does not mean that religions are valid at all.

  • I CREATED THE MOON.

  • Do you think a cat came from a dog? LOL

  • Since when did we revolve from Apes? I didn't get the memo. ;)

  • :')

    i really miss this callers!

    Hey theists, if you are out there and you can count to potato, call this show!

  • nobody's claiming that man created the moon.

  • "they didn't teach you you revolved from a ape...."

  • Liked. Favorited.

  • whats with the subtitles ?

  • "Do u think a cat came frm a dog?" hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Loved the joke with the kittens!

  • Suggestion:

    Would it be possible for The Atheist Experience to put a doctor on the payroll and prescribe a course of Chlorpromazine (or other anti-psychotic medication) for say, every fourth caller?

  • What was the thing about torches?

  • John from London is one of my favorite loonies, I never knew we had loonies of that caliber :D

  • "They didn't teach you that man revolved fro a ape?" That's gold, Jerry, gold!

  • Haha I love Matt. Kills it.

  • LMAO @ "haha! We're equally stupid!"

  • turn captions on at 07:58

  • Don't let intellectuals (Snicker) amongst atheist & believer learn the Pagan root-word "GOD" means "SPIRIT OR SOUL OF A DECEASED EARTHLY PRIEST OR KING" meaning Ramses (The great) & Solomon & Ceasar & Arthur the fairly great & even King George & Archbishop Bernard Law are gods & even Law's friend GHW Bush will-be god once he's dead...

    (Ouch)

    The real Christ the Christians ignore & atheists haven't learned about was the scientifically created & resurrected son of a high-tech galactic ruler!

  • "He's not even breathing hard, as far as I know"

    I spit tea all over my computer

  • you revolve from a ape!

  • Russell and Matt are the best hosts on this show.

  • 2:42 HERMAN CAIN!!!

  • Nice!!!

  • ..."because he is holy and perfect" . IT'S JUST IMPOSSIBLE TO ARGUE with christians

  • @Samura1gamer likewise for arguing with Justin Bieber fans, and Twihards. Really anyone who's obsessive with anything I refuse to argue with.

  • hey village1diot; thanks for this video. I had been feeling somewhat down and depressed today and this made me smile. I needed that.

  • @kezamel Yeah, the show has done that for me many times. The hosts and callers are good for a laugh once in a while.

  • "You think a cat came from a daawg?" Damn rednecks xD

  • "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."- Stephen Roberts

  • @dejesusluisx "was the only thing present before the BB" - You don't know that.

    "Therefore is plausible that God exists" - It's possible, certainly. Plausible? Nah, not really. Probable? No way.

    It's more plausible that unicorns exist than a god.

  • @village1diot "You don't know that" all theories that tries to explain the causes of the BB start with some form of energy. Energy is eternal, that is a fact, if matter was created during the BB is only logical that energy was present before.

    If you think God is a possibility, then God exists.

  • @dejesusluisx The fact that we do not know what happened or what existed before the big bang says different. Nobody knows and until someone can prove it, it is nothing more than a guess.

  • @village1diot After all the dust settles, we have only two choices. Either the universe brought itself into existence, or something outside the universe, an external cause brought it into existence. The problem is how something could brought itself into existence? Is not possible, therefore the cause must be external. The only thing present was energy. The God of the Bible is described with the same attributes of energy before energy was described. The existence of God is the best explanation.

  • @dejesusluisx You keep saying that the only thing present was energy. Again, you do not know that.

    The laws of physics, as we know them, break down slightly after the big bang. Until that is resolved, you can not make assertions, with any degree of accuracy, about the physical nature of anything before the big bang.

  • @village1diot ""The laws of physics, as we know them, break down slightly after the big bang""The laws of physics were created by the BB. All events and movements occur due to natural laws, all laws need a law giver. Nature didn't exist previous to the BB, so nature couldn't had created it's own laws, it's a logical contradiction. You need an external law giver. This law giver would just follow it's own laws, otherwise why would He created them if He wouldn't?

  • @dejesusluisx Everything you just said is unsubstantiated. You do not know that the laws of physics were created by the bb. They could have existed prior. I get the impression that you think you know what the bb was. The best guess is that it was an expansion of a singularity, but that is unproven. Why? Because the laws of physics break down before we can get to that point. Nobody knows anything about anything, including you, prior to the bb. I am sorry but that is a fact.

  • @village1diot "They could have existed prior" Impossible, because the laws of nature regulates how matter moves and interacts, since there was no matter prior to the BB, there couldn't have been any laws.

    "Because the laws of physics break down before we can get to that point" Thank you for proving my point that there was no laws and therefore there must have been a law giver.

  • I don't think you understand. The laws of physics(and nature), as we know them, do not apply before the bb. Our total understanding of the natural world does not work slightly after the bb and all before it. Therefore anything is possible and nothing is certain. Matter might have existed, it might not have. Until we figure out what is wrong with our understanding, this is the last time I will say it, nobody knows anything about anything prior to the bb.

  • @village1diot Watch the video "A universe from nothing" by L Krauss, this was a conference this theoretical physicist gave in the AAI in 2009. I have posted several critiques to his theory, but I want to bring attention to his point that the quantum vacuum is a sea of energy. This match genesis 1:2 "and the Spirit of GOD hovered over the waters" energy moves through waves, the only analogy conceivable to describe energy is water. Also "what happened before the big bang" is a nice BBC documentary

  • @dejesusluisx "This match genesis 1:2 "and the Spirit of GOD hovered over the waters" energy moves through waves, the only analogy conceivable to describe energy is water."

    Nice job. You can look for evidence that matches your preconceived notion. How about you look where the evidence leads, instead of thinking you know where it should lead and just going with that?

    It's convenient looking for evidence that matches and dismissing the _overwhelming_ evidence that disagrees with your beliefs.

  • @Rookz "How about you look where the evidence leads, instead of thinking you know where it should lead and just going with that?" I did, I'm a cellular and molecular biologist with 20 yrs experience and I was a non-believer, a true skeptic. The evidence lead directly to God. I couldn't believed what I was finding, so a kept finding more information, and the more I found the more I understood, so I surrendered and wonderful things started to happen. God manifested me his glory!!!

  • @Rookz After many years searching for answers, I finally found the truth. My quest is better described by this famous quote: "For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries"(Dr. R. Jastrow, former agnostic, Physicist leading NASA scientist)

  • @dejesusluisx Haha. Yup. Throwing quotes instead of addressing the point is a great tactic..

  • @dejesusluisx

    "scientific evidence that support the existence of God"

    please present me one

  • @ahr8p There's plenty of scientific evidence that favors overwhelmingly the existence of a force directing the universe than the universe coming into existence out of randomness. You asked for one, I'll give you five:

    1)Roger Penrose calculations

    2)Fred Hoyle calculations

    3)String theory landscape model,

    4)The BB model for a beginning of the universe

    5)The definition of energy

    All points towards a conscious force rather than pure chance. If you're unfamiliar with them, I could explain.

  • @dejesusluisx

    That's an absolute scream! Obviously you have NO idea what you are talking about.One more crazy boastful and self-important zealot in a short bus all at sea. Kind regards to the banana man.

  • @ahr8p "Obviously you have NO idea what you are talking about" Is that your rebuttal to scientific evidence for the existence of God? You ask for one and I gave your five, there are more, but they didn't all fit in this short space. God is real, you have been deceived into an atheist cult. Open your eyes.

  • @dejesusluisx the problem with your repeated assertions are that they are not based on evidence, only on your presuppositions.

  • @dejesusluisx

    I have an academic background in statistics and natural sciences, am knowledgeable in most areas of technology and worked for many years as a postdoctoral research fellow to Fraunhofer-Gesellschaft. I don't need to rebut the flat earth model, bigfoot, or the spinning tales from a blithering idiot, who thinks Penrose's (!!!) work prove the fairy tales of a bronze age itinerant wizard. Reconfirmation for Mr. Conman: you have no idea what you are talking about.

    Have a nice day!

  • @ahr8p "I have an academic background in statistics and natural sciences" if you do, then demonstrate it, and provide an intelligent rebuttal to the five scientific arguments proposed. If you didn't had the knowledge to understand scientific arguments, then don't ask for them.

  • @dejesusluisx Actually, time BEGAN with the Big Bang. There is no 'before'. Therefore, when you say "energy is eternal" that ONLY goes back to the Big Bang. There is no eternal before that.