I was in a gas station and couldn't stop staring at ,for some reason, a particular empty area of the floor until the cashier finally got my attention. I had no idea what he had said but I responded with the obviously hightard answer of "Man, aint nothin there!" I don't think I can go back there anytime soon...
He would've made a song called drunk as fuck but it involves getting into fights, throwing up, and dying because your liver eventually stops working due to the amount of alcohol in it.
hahahahahahahaha your scared cuz they might think your high so you walk around the block to buy you time... ive done this a couple time when ive been chewed and thought i was wierd for doing it hahahahaha
the song was clever, it makes you relate to a personal memory and thats always important in a song. as for the gay guitar ... dude it would help you so much if you looked a little more like a dude. unless your actually gay, in that case gay is the way for you, you need to announce that your gay before you play any song, so people can then not only relate to the song, they can understand the reason you have a gay guitar.
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I was in a gas station and couldn't stop staring at ,for some reason, a particular empty area of the floor until the cashier finally got my attention. I had no idea what he had said but I responded with the obviously hightard answer of "Man, aint nothin there!" I don't think I can go back there anytime soon...
SirJus10 2 weeks ago
High as fuck.
SkatePow 4 weeks ago
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SkatePow 4 weeks ago
He looks like Matthew Davis.
BankzZ89 1 month ago
epic!
TheKirschWasser 1 month ago
420th person to like =)
SpikedBatSodomy 1 month ago
So true
KillaCrow313 2 months ago
He would've made a song called drunk as fuck but it involves getting into fights, throwing up, and dying because your liver eventually stops working due to the amount of alcohol in it.
Irishbrood777 3 months ago 2
hahahahahahahaha your scared cuz they might think your high so you walk around the block to buy you time... ive done this a couple time when ive been chewed and thought i was wierd for doing it hahahahaha
MyNeuf 4 months ago 2
@MyNeuf
same here :D
MollKitt 2 months ago
he's so stoned.thats why its funny xD
toni2526 4 months ago
No not ugo, its mestay and watch this video.
LinuxTutorials360 4 months ago
I DONT KNOW WHOS HOUSE IM IN CURRENTLY IM SCARED
minecraftpks 5 months ago
fuck i dont remember wat happened last night but i have this page bookmarked fuck i greened!
TRu3xSKiiLZxx 5 months ago
well, now i just want tacos.
thenoiboi 5 months ago
I go to walmart
cruzer132 5 months ago 2
guys this song even fucking better high! my chickens have black dicks!!
SOAdipper 5 months ago
isso tudo e verdaded...
souzamarcelo44 5 months ago
Corner store. pfft. Say it jon. DEP.
acesneeks 6 months ago
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RABIZZZZZZZZZ 6 months ago
the song was clever, it makes you relate to a personal memory and thats always important in a song. as for the gay guitar ... dude it would help you so much if you looked a little more like a dude. unless your actually gay, in that case gay is the way for you, you need to announce that your gay before you play any song, so people can then not only relate to the song, they can understand the reason you have a gay guitar.
ismokec 7 months ago
@ismokec Is there something wrong with guitars that like other guitars of the same sex?
fooshin 6 months ago 2
@ismokec He is a comedian, thats his excuse
threeedawgninja 6 months ago
@lopartino19 get the one that sounds better. it'll look good if you can sound good
guraski 7 months ago
i been high as shit
lizard19441 7 months ago
Thats fucked up, why does the chicken have human arms?
matkniv 7 months ago
this song is how it is
TribalWookalar 7 months ago
How to picking this song ?
wolfclon 8 months ago
HIgh as fuck , watching this
mrmattpratt 8 months ago
guilty
psychotikpaisano 8 months ago
#FACT
Alk3ohol 8 months ago
Amazzing...
meganjy8 8 months ago
ketchup chips = joke only canadians will get
hmp22 8 months ago
Once when I was high all my friend could find was stale cheetos puffs so we ate those
TheColtonStreeter 8 months ago
I barf at the smell of BBQ chips, but one day when I was baked I ate a whole bag and loved every bite :)
avatarpaintballtop 8 months ago
the best phrase is: "and your dog's looking at you like you need help"
87mrks 9 months ago
You are my new official hero!!!!!!!!!!!!
qtpi1985 9 months ago
I hate thinking im gona have a heart attack its not fun.
jinxed30 9 months ago 2
Arron Ostrander sent me! Hahaha Awesome song!
idiotrun1997 9 months ago
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Wow, this sums up the past five years of my life.
bernardbuchanan 10 months ago
@bernardbuchanan thats fucked up lol i smoked kush for a year n stopped
YoungTrellafrella 4 weeks ago
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Drugs stole my brain!
YOMINUSTV 10 months ago
Drugs stole my brain!
YOMINUSTV 10 months ago
thumbs up if you're high as fuck!
broolj 10 months ago 20
couldn't have explained it any better! three and a half thumbs up
brokenkid9 10 months ago
cool voice man. awesome song lol
rodolforops 10 months ago
you! look! like your! high! as! fuck!
hahaha!
shawnyang18 10 months ago
All of this is so true.
redneckgrammer105 10 months ago
the best part of it is the way he sings... is like... he can touch my soul, you know? love this guy and this song
dorillo765 11 months ago
best song eva
h0shiy0mi 11 months ago
No. D:
Technobanana 1 year ago
yaaa man, I have haha, ummmm, check me out man, if ya like.. this song rocks and so do you ! keep tokin :) lol
420dilbert420 1 year ago
dont u hate it wen someone quotes a song in the comments or is it just me
deadiifimay 1 year ago
It seems a Decemberists song sound
misssiobhan83 1 year ago
Too real...funny as shit.
kimballer126 1 year ago
Awesome bro good shit high as fuck
55martymar 1 year ago
1/188 people have never been high, a realistic proportion of society
iloveyourtasteinhatz 1 year ago
yes i have, jon.
Mscreeperscreepin 1 year ago
im gunna invent a game right now that involves a baseball bat and a porcupine
jordankorte 1 year ago
something tells me hes been high as fuck
mewmaster151 1 year ago
i have been high as fuck (right now )
TheTrey1983 1 year ago 2
Who was the ONE asshole that disliked this...?
wrellYEA 1 year ago 5
@wrellYEA some men just want to watch the world burn
4795623 6 days ago
This guy got talent. A great musician.
DjMethod82 1 year ago
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QuinnDrummer101 1 year ago
the world got me cornered xD
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classitgy 1 year ago
Fuck i am so high as fuck so i pressed dislike sorry
n0g4aa 1 year ago
@n0g4aa your not funny!
andreuu10 1 year ago
@n0g4aa oops did the same thing to your comment
bigwang45feet 1 year ago
wouooow this song is great when you're home and high as... well fuck
ASwallowReturns 1 year ago
so fuckin high right now ...
RABIZZZZZZZZZ 1 year ago 59
@RABIZZZZZZZZZ fuck yes dude
headbanger1223 6 months ago
someone was obviously high and missed the like button
its0ver9ooo 1 year ago 49
I've been high as fuck.
mussman717word 1 year ago
I dont care how long it will take me to learn how to play that song on guitar but ima do it...
IsHellHot666 1 year ago 3
all of the things he says in this song have happened to me
yondriss 1 year ago
very similar sound to simon and garfunkle's song 'america' ... both amazing in their own ways !
jjones245 1 year ago
My friend used to keep a stale ass month old bag of fritos under his sofa, they were disgusting
Draukagrissa01 1 year ago
iv ate a hole bag of crackers and they where old but i wasnt high at all
encore543 1 year ago
@encore543 you're stupid as fuck
fischdrums14 1 year ago
@fischdrums14 might be but i dont really care what hoes like you think about me
encore543 1 year ago
@encore543 dont talk to mi bitch like that
joshuavalenzuela71 1 year ago
@joshuavalenzuela71 what are you a pimp on youtube
encore543 1 year ago
@joshuavalenzuela71 suck it bitch stop talkin trash troll
bigwang45feet 1 year ago
@fischdrums14 way to overreact you stupid fucking cock sucker BITCH, FUCK YOU FAG
crazyguy67 1 year ago
he is probably high in the video
ps3mk 1 year ago 3
YES
Thelostnight 1 year ago
wow a song that relates to me........jk jk
luv the song though :)
JasmineM2230 1 year ago
Look someone was so high they missed the like button. xD
BunnyXChan 1 year ago 4
HELL YA!
4evernickleback 1 year ago
man i come home from work after a long day sitt down put this song on and roll a joint , fuck yes , peace im gunna roll a joint
badge1332 1 year ago 2
Fuck, I HAVE eaten crackers that old. Man were they good.
chewbacca1010 1 year ago 2
the part you start thinking about other stuff over something you don't even remember why you thought of in the same place is soo true
alfredoberton 1 year ago
haha so true!
ns96528 1 year ago
lmfao so stupid but funny
JaySooz508 1 year ago
the crackers are my favorite part aha.
wallace71wilsonnuts 1 year ago
sooo fucking true.. lol
ElementSufix 1 year ago
hee hee wow :p i think he was spying on me!
n0xyp0x 1 year ago
This Song Kicks F'n Ass lol
Tweekout420 1 year ago
he sounds so upset...
Rocketfing3r 1 year ago
BEST SONG EVA!!!
hotwax17 1 year ago
LMAO !!!!
cycosfireball 1 year ago
im there right now!
demontink 1 year ago
A boy I like showed me this video. :D
BummbleBeach16 1 year ago
@BummbleBeach16 He is gay
NotoriousBIG1997 1 year ago
@NotoriousBIG1997 really how do you know, he fucked you in the ass? or you fuckedhim the ass?
piatdor 1 year ago
@piatdor ??? why are you talking about ass fucking??? homo
NotoriousBIG1997 1 year ago
@piatdor naw, He FUCKED YOU in the ass.
NotoriousBIG1997 4 months ago
glass509- OMG i hope u were just kidding cuz i started laughing and then realized that u didnt say anything else
blakefoo1 1 year ago
i love getting high and beating my wife...
glass509 1 year ago
@glass509 That means you were never high
TheHighMind 1 year ago
@TheHighMind it was a joke...just poking fun at alcohol being legal and herb not
glass509 1 year ago
Yes !
TKORob 1 year ago
hot sauce doritoes > ketchup chips
kevinlech 1 year ago
It's so funny cause it's all so true. Thank you so much for showing me this song Steven. I miss you bro.
mstwntd69 1 year ago
yes i have been high as fu#$k
54flyman 1 year ago
8-----> i have been high as fuck and i killed a porkupine with a baseball bat!
halowannabee12 1 year ago
you're my hero
finbaloid 1 year ago
FUCKKKKK YOUUUU7UUUUUUJHUU BUIQATACH
solcd 1 year ago
<3 this, soooo Relatable
iTzOM3GA 1 year ago
hahahaha thatss so thrueeee
frankykicksass911 1 year ago
yes, i have.
rhythmdivine2 1 year ago 76
its so relatable lol
yestoness 1 year ago
awesome song! nice fucking guitar also!! just saying. :)
Kat66lakers 1 year ago
OMG this is so funny! And i've fully done the whole walk around the block to buy time and forgot why i went! you save me! lmao
discoqueen216 1 year ago
That's fucked up the chickens have human arms.
curtlow 1 year ago
boy this all sounds familiar lol
howquigjr 2 years ago
i can relate to this song haha
grafitikidd 2 years ago
hes cute
nievesalegrebell 2 years ago
yes i have talked to myself in the mirror like i was copying myself
MAfilms425 2 years ago
lol convinced your goin to have a heart attack hahaha thats me xD
mojado316 2 years ago
i remember listening to this song last year. never gets old. good vid
gumba377 2 years ago
I love it, you always come up with things we can relate to, Jon, you're my fucking hero.
mussman717word 2 years ago 82
awesome! as allways !
troyden 2 years ago
o chite this song is good and so real
TheJuice819 2 years ago