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  • "I kissed Bella"

    I could just imagine all the fans gasping at that line.

  • Bella Bella Bella...sh*t or get off the pot

  • Well, the best parts of Eclipse IMO is the opening scene where Riley is turned into a vampire and the music in the fight scene training (With You in My Head). BEST song in the entire Twilight saga movies so far

  • 50??? WTF GUTS IT SHOULD BE LES....0 at most

  • 50% wtf?!

  • I repeat that 50% WTF!?

  • I think these movies are some of the most hilarious comedies ever made

    You mean they were supposed to be serious?

    Oh dear

  • @S1deshowRobP5 hahaha

  • -.- jerks!

  • Bella isn't even that hot

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  • To me Edward looks like he's always crying.

  • @shinyLucario36 Its probably the contact lens he's wearing.

  • ABsolutely PECtacular! hahahaha

  • The girl with the long hair made me laugh sooo hard

  • they honestly were too nice in this review. i don't trust their judgement at alll anymore. these are like literaly the worst movies ever made. even when you take out the cheesy storyline, it has everything that movies can do wrong. shouldn't be anywhere near 50%..

  • 2:33

    "Watching this movie just made my really angry at america!" hahaha 

  • The opening scene is enough for you to laugh and turn it off, while clicking on a new pirated movie, I mean, put in a new DVD. Whoops. But seriously, I highly recommend watching the first two minutes and 10 seconds.

  • ABsolutely PACKtacular :D

  • I would add another deserving insult to this pathetic series, but you folks down in comments already have great ones so I'll just say Kudos to everyone who comes up with great burns for shitty Twilight.

    I will say it's shallow and books usually seek to make people /more/ intelligent, but Twilight is one of the exceptions. ;)

  • I am Sorry to say but i feel these guys are just jealous of the success of these 3 actors and especially Rob Pattinson. when I saw the review of '' Remember Me'' I kinda realized they r no good in reviewing...

  • Jacob, STILL HOT.

    Edward, STILL STARING.

    Bella, STILL CONFUSED.

    Lmao!! This review was hilarious! I'm a girl and I despise Twilight, so this was fun to watch. After literally being dragged to the theater to see the first one, I never plan on seeing any of the other movies, but I love watching/reading the reviews because I have yet to find one with all positive comments.

  • Got to love the two guys fighting because one kissed the girl. You can see it was written by a woman. Men don't fight each other, they go against the girl. It's women that fight each other over someone.

  • If all genders were reversed (in which it was a girl vampire and a girl wearwolf) girls would probably hate the series.

  • (Edward shows the ring)

    Me: (Bursts out laughing) Seriously? Gaudy!! Toss that thing into Mt. Doom!

  • @Serasia I know, right?! That thing was so ugly! It looks like something my grandma buys for $20 on QVC.

  • booooooooooooo

  • Most of the reviewers were chicks thats why It got 50%

  • the drama and the whole love triangle aside i kinda liked the ending where fight began and jacob broke his arm lol :P

  • Seriously?

    When Jacob and Fagward were fighting and Charlie comes out and says "What's happening?", I seriously thought that Jacob would say something a bit more dramatic than "I kissed Bella."

    Not "I shot your mum."

    Not "I murdered your entire family".

    But "I KISSED BELLA."

    For shits sake...

  • You can read Vannryks and Werewolves for free online, just google it :P

  • I loved this movie and I can't wait for Breaking Dawn: the movie. The movies seem to be getting better and better, but they'll never surpass the books. :)

  • These movies are terrible but so were the things i watched when i was a kid. All these girls will realise how stupid twilight was when they get older.

  • The all-time worst movie after SATC.

    Fun?? Stronger film of the 3? What were the other 2 like?

    You really have to be Tea Party dumb or really

    really young, like maybe 5-10 years of age to

    be into this series. Robert Patterson will never live this role

    down which accounts for the fights and the reason he is

    always always high. To all the teens & other human *beans*

    who like any of these characters, thanks for giving

    Hollywood such a well deserved reputation.

  • kirsten stewart is a bad actress, she is so lame

  • @steefjeuh agreed...it's like she plays the same freaking boring teenage character in every freaking movie she's ever been to...how annoying

  • lol When Charlie says "what's going on" in the clip I totally expected Jacob to say something much more horrifying than "I kissed Bella."

  • My Review:

    Eclipse was a rotten pile of shit just like the novel. Edward's still sparkly, Jacob's still a creepy flasher and Bella is still a bitch without any personality. The plot drags on forever with no real greater meaning except to in high detail show us just how unable Bella is at living without a burly boy to protect her. Stephenie Meyer, I hate you.

  • HAHAHA "doesn't he own a shirt" good one to ed I'd say "shouldn't you get a psychiatrist? instead of you know... moping around like a little girl or you could get of screen and stab go burn yourself that'd be good, get 15 year old girls to stop watching this crap and raise the IQ of the average 15 year olds throughout the world"

  • like vampires? Try "Last Rites: The return of Sebastian Vasilis"

  • Jacob still gay Edward still Constipated Bella still an undisideing bitch 

  • These guys suck.

  • i like how every one in the twilight saga looks like they just took a shit in their pants

  • ".......... doesn't he own a shirt?"

    onlly time i have ever laughed watching these movies

  • I was a fan of the first three books and i am a fuckin dude.... the fourth one was completely pulled out of the ass and written horribly... then some shitty director comes along and fucked up what used to be an interesting dark drama novel and made into some sappy girl homo shit. Fuck it. It sucks

  • @Mazmorrero2. Yeah I do think it is I don't like Alice in Wonderland, but I did like Avatar, I have my opinions, so, mind your own business.

  • i love how brett is the only guy reviewer for this movie.

  • And this won best picture in the People's Choice Awards, sigh, I am mad at America. But hey there's the Golden Globes which is the big leagues and Twilight is not in the big leagues.

  • @mckfrr Big leagues my ass. Alice in Wonderland is nominated at the Golden Globes and it was a piece of shit. Did I mention Avatar (Pocahontas remake) won the best movie the last year?

  • @Mazmorrero2 Alice in Wonderland was nominated in the Musical or Comedy section retard... a spot has to be filled out even if is a shitty movie. just think of it as the best of the worst

  • @JamesLamon Well they could have nominated Iron Man 2, which was hell lot better than Alice in Wonderland for that matter.

  • @Mazmorrero2 no iron man 2 wasnt good... it had sloppy writing, and sloppy pacing. It jumped around too much and the plot... well there wasn't really one. I guy seeks revenge on tony stark. That was it, there wasn't any depth, and some characters roles didn't have a purpose, like the black widow. it was good at being an entertaining movie in the sense where stuff blows up... but even then... there were only 3 scenes like that. And the movie wasn't a comedy. It tried being dramatic, and it wasnt

  • @JamesLamon Iron Man 2 dramatic? Did you find the scenes were Tony Stark pees in his armor and the one in the court house dramatic? Same thing with every scene in which Jon Favreau tried to flirt Scarlett Johannsson and when Whiplash says "I want my bird!!!". Those are anything but dramatic.

  • @Mazmorrero2 it's called comic relief. Movies use those moments to briefly navigate the audience away from the serious-ness of the plot, only to jump back into the "drama". It's a brilliant and affective effect. For you to say Iron Man 2 deserves a spot in the section for best musical or comedy just shows how little you know about film.... well that and the fact you don't know what comic relief is

  • @JamesLamon Ok, you got a point, the movie isn't a drama neither a comedy, it's an adventure film. But in the HFPA criteria, it would be much closer to comedy than it is to drama. For example, The Tourist isn't precisely a comedy either and it is now nominated to Best Comedy Film (idiotic as well).

  • @ mr blah I agree with you 100%!! and Jacob looks like a freakin girl!

  • I'm surprised there are 3 girls and only 1 guy reviewing this movie. That is why I'm surprised the movie got a score as high as 50%. It takes real talent to act like High School kids, and this movie has a great plot. This movie is a publicly released masturbation aid for girls. Which one of these statements is true?

  • This movie, hell this saga is just a pile of shit.

  • woman.... they cant make decisions...

  • Hey guys this film won best movie of the year award at the People's Choice Awards a few hours ago, sigh. It beat Inception, INCEPTION, dammit America, why?!

  • "...KRISTEN STEWART RETURNS AS BELLA, AND SHE'S GOT NOTHING TO DO, BUT SHE'S GREAT AT IT!" LMAO!!

  • I remember when i was 5.

  • Now the books of Twilight are actually pretty good, and this story could've been better if they got better actors who can act. The problem with Twilight is the way the films did it, and the stupid outragous fangirls. When a year ago I tried to enjoy the second movie in theaters, I kept hearing, "Edward!" "Jacob!" and cheers this and that, took me right out of it. No fangirls and better films, and this could've been a good story.

  • lawl at the "Sad Chris Walken" joke :D

  • @Rubino83 ???... English... Jeez when u sent that i thought for a min I might have wrote a whole thing in Spanish or French and I don't even speak those two that well only 4 years of Spanish and 1 of French.

  • Wow there really messed up this movie probably only has a 20-30 hate on it from the guys and actally most guys don't hate it cuz they'd rather hate Justin bieber. They suck at there jobs ahhhhg I'm never watching there videos again!!!

  • @soccerkat0214 What language was that?

  • yahhh... you gave tron a 65%... horrible quit your day jobs

  • i love twilight series its beautiful and romantic.!cant wait to watch the next episode "BREAKING DAWN"

  • @monica17ize Clarification please?

  • Does anyone know if Brett Erlich is gay?

  • I'm team Charlie, he's the only redeeming character in this series.

  • I'm Team Fire, man, because that is the only team that can end this shitty series. :D

  • TAKE THOSE RIDICULOUS EARS OFF! DON'T YOU HAVE YOUR OWN EARS?

  • Only girls and gay males like this shit.

  • @LikeColdFire This insults girls and gay males, I assure you! I'm a girl and a I despise these series!

  • @LikeColdFire I'm gay and I hate it... :D

  • @LikeColdFire You say that as if any of us should be surprised, when the original book series was a young adult romance series directed at teenage girls.

  • @LikeColdFire and every person on that show is either of the 2

  • @LikeColdFire i really hate getting stereotyped that i like twilight just because i'm a girl...twilight sucks

  • @LikeColdFire

    I'm a girl and I hate this Twilight and Justin Bieber bullshit.

  • @foojuice101

    Marry me?

  • @LikeColdFire

    Thanks....but no thanks. :D

  • @foojuice101

    D: Now I'll never find a girl who hates both Twilight and Justin Bieber... =(

    Lmao.

  • @LikeColdFire haha I do :P

  • @cozy47girl

    Do what? o.o

  • @LikeColdFire hate justin beiber and twilight lol

  • @LikeColdFire gay guys should be even more insulted by this shit -_-

  • @LikeColdFire nah, I'm a dude and i hate this

  • @LikeColdFire Only Emo Girls, gay males and frustrated lonenly housewives like this bullshit.

    No Matter wich Country, Relligion or language. We all hate Twilight XD

  • @RockerReview

    I'm glad my girlfriend outgrew this bullshit. xD

  • @LikeColdFire well i'm sure you're well prepared for breaking dawn lol jk cold flame

  • @LikeColdFire don't insult girl and gay males dude no self respecting gay guy or sane girl would like this

  • @LikeColdFire Two straight actors acted in this shit :D

  • @LikeColdFire I'm so offended! I'M A GAY MAN AND I HATE TWILIGHT!!!!!!!

  • @LikeColdFire Yiu make it sound like "girl" and "gay" are swearing words!

  • @LikeColdFire Yes, Captain Obvious, that IS its target audience. "Only" girls and gay men like it? I'm pretty sure those two demographics make up a larger percentage than straight men, so there's no "only" about it.

  • @LikeColdFire I'm a girl and i HATE twilight.

  • at the first clip where the dad says to the two guys having as staring contest, "whats going on?" i shouted "THEY BOTH WANT TO BONE YOUR DAUGHTER! WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!" I mean come on! show at least the bear minamum of fatherly consern for your child's virginaty. Worst.Dad.Ever. at least as far as vampire films goes.

  • the onlt thing in this movie that was interesting was the fight scenes, and xavier sameul, is gorgeous and it took me 3 times reading the book and 2 times watching the movie to realise bella is a bitch!

  • Praise all that is right in this world that Harry Potter just came out

  • I think my soul curled up and died just from watching the clips. x.x

  • 1:23: "...a weak, ficker little wustbag?" OMG!! I got to remember this one!

  • Robert Pattinson has to act like he's in pain. How would you feel if your love is in great danger or when your reason for existing is also in love with anther guy. Did you actually read the book? YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT, I mean come on! People should make up their own minds about what they like and dislike!

    And I like Taylor Lautner alot, but you guys only love him, because he looks awesome. You have to look at the story BEHIND the acting. This is shallow..

  • @sfie1993 "Love is in great danger" I'm sorry, but the epic Mary Sue characters in this film AND book really don't make that statement believable enough, maybe if they were portrayed/written better, but their written like a fan-fiction obsessed 11 year old.

    Also, this is a MOVIE. If the general audience cant understand/enjoy it without reading the book, then its written badly. The movie "Catwoman" had even the main actress admitting it was terrible, but the original character was genius.

  • @sfie1993 You're right, their acting doesn't suck, they're just playing really shitty characters.

  • This is so not true, people have to know what they are talking about when they open their mouth. First of all, Bella knows exactly what she wants. Sometimes it looks like she doesn't know what to do, but she does know. She is actually described as a person who doesn't change her mind alot. And then you all say she has to make WEAK decisions, but she has to choose between being a human and being a vampire, I think that's a major decision and I think it's good she really stands behind her opinion.

  • @sfie1993

    No, people have to know what they are talking about to defend this shit. I read the books for school ( waste of time), and guess what? In both the the movies and the books, Bella is a selfish, and stupid bitch who doesn't give two shits about friends unless she needs a backup plan because "Oh poor me, I lost Edward. Boo-Hoo." I mean contrary to popular belief the movies and the books are almost EXACTLY the same. Both sources suck and so does the opinionated Twighlight fanbase.

  • So Cobra gets a 7% yet this gets 50%?...a lot of female critics on RT I'm assuming...

  • @PrisonCipher Hey man, don't be thinkin all chicks like that Twatlight shit.

  • @Jygi God(or any other deity) bless you for disliking this filth.

  • 50%? Over rated by about 51%.

  • You know a movie is bad when you can confuse real scenes from the movie for a parody:P Twilight is such a movie. It practically makes fun of itself.

  • bella...... still ugly

  • 1:20 That's it, Brett. We're getting married...

  • im sad. why? BECAUSE VAMPS USED TO BE COOL LIKE BLADE

  • women shouldnt review this shit.....stupid

  • did not like taylor's acting, did not like bella's acting, loved edward's acting.

  • Taylor Lautner is the only alive, interesting, sexy part of this soggy blanket of a movie. He is every bit of that 50%. the movie has nothing else going for it.

  • WTF 50%??????

    THIS MOVIE DESERVES A 0

    IT FUCKING SUCKS.

  • @obliviondj women reviewing this,what do you expect?..

  • @obliviondj Did you see it or just base it off what you think you know of all the other people that hate I mean i'm not a 13 year girl but they're not half bad

  • Kristen Stewart is a WEAK FICKLE LITTLE WUSSBAG!!!

    That is why she plays such a good bland Bella Swann.

  • This? is really good! friend scanned an article from

    GetTwilightEnding[.]tk

    that few scenes in twilight are removed due it was inappropriate for viewers

  • books are better i only went to see it to get a better picture of what their doing when i read the books and stuff

  • i? LOVE the music this is amazing and dont put it down cuz it is awesome! friend read an article from

    ReciveTwEclipseMovie(dot)tk

    that few parts in the twilight movie were removed due it was inappropriate for the audience

  • I LOVE IT? !!!!

  • There's only one word befit of this franchise: "painfull" - because you kinda feel pain when you hear Bella's twitching, Edward's moaning and Jacob's obsessive nagging (he's got more "realistic" problems than the other characters, but damn what annoying problems!)

  • i didnt like twilight...i went to it just to see taylor lautner :DDD thumbs up if u agree!!!

  • @uglymuffins487 but your an ugly muffin.......

  • @mattsparkman ????????? well im gonna go forget about that now

  • @uglymuffins487 Probably the best thing to do lol. :)

  • Why the fuck are the spammed comments getting thumbs up? people really have no life if there making 50 accounts just to thumbs up there comment? Fuck out of here bitch twilight sucks

  • 0:09

    they only want to kiss each other, why didnt the guy let them??!!

  • As far as the books go...Eclipse is as close to the books as it gets. However, the relationships, character developement, and even the personalities of the characters are just....fake or better yet unrealistic. Bella, is a weak character getting tossed around seemingly by the other characters. Edward has the demeanor of Bella just he's immortal and invulnerable. I like jacob and im a guy because he's the only realistic character of the bunch.

  • I hate Robert pattinson...

    He is so ugly!

  • Team Edward ♥

  • I loooved this movie. :) I am honestly not the biggest twi fan. But WOW, David Slade really pulled it off! :D

    And I've gotten over K-Stew's not-so-good acting, because that's what Bella IS. On Kristen's part, she's doing an excellent job. Bella is a completely blank slate as I describe her. (no offense to S. Meyer)

    A movie needs to have a strong female role model! Not some weak, wussy girl that has to be protected... (Bella)

    But the movie itself was definitely great. :) The best so far.

  • This movie is soooo ridiculous. Actually this saga is just horrible. And WTF is going on with that Bella girl??? lol she is so stupid ....kill her already. I went to the cinema just because one of my friends is a fan of this crap and it was hilarious all the twi-hards were so exited hahahah. I cant believe this shit is so popular

  • The movie was freakin awesome. You guys must if been on crack if you gave it a rotten.

  • haha i luv this review so much!!

    just watched it this weekend and i gotta admit that i'm not a twilight fan at all but the action scenes & the occasional funny parts are quite gd.

    but other than that, the film is kiinda boring to be honest, i nearly fell asleep in the first half of the film XD

    to all the twilight fans out there, please don't hate on me ok?

  • "Robert Pattinson always looks like he's in so much pain."

    Gee I wonder why. He's not exactly a fan of Twilight, so having to play the world's worst gary-stu must be painful for him.

  • @DemonicRemption I thought he was just constipated.

  • @joethehero2 Not really... You try playing a role like Edward Cullen for as long as Pattinson has, and I'm and I'm sure you'll have the same expression on your face. I wouldn't be surprised if he asked why he's still playing that role.

  • @DemonicRemption I was joking.

    

  • @joethehero2 *headesk* Arrrrgh....

  • @DemonicRemption Jeez. Was the joke really that bad?

  • @joethehero2 Nooooooo... I'm just sloooooow......

  • @DemonicRemption he's always in pain because the smell of bellas blood hurts him and the fact that he's in love with her and he wants to kill her seems pretty hard to deel with.

  • @kimberx09 Wow you don't say... Too bad that's never expressed. I've read Twilight, even though he expresses that once, after he gives in to his faulty affections for Bella, he doesn't continue to express the flaw of wanting to drink her blood.

  • @DemonicRemption lol and I thought vampires dont feel

  • @jaylew1987 Well there are undead and living Vampires... But Vampires have been portrayed in having emotion which ain't expressed in Twilight...

    But if you were referring to me, then yeah, I have a hardened shell. ^_^

  • I know. i thought it was just awesome when the guy playing Bill Compton in True Blood called his character a pussy and said that Edward is the slim fast, diet coke of vampires.

  • @geitepung True... I see no vampiric aspects in Cullen's personality. He's better off as just a regular, which makes me think Meyer added in "Vampires" and "werewolves" just to make the story "cool."

  • well i liked it...

  • @kanamesenpaixxx i did too. so much better than the other two. but Bella i think is the only let down. her emotion is so gloaty and she talks in the same emotion. its anoying. in the books she is so much more alive. like trying to make jokes and stuff. kristen needs to work a lot harder. my opinion.

  • "Watching these movies made me really angry at America" AGREED 100%! Because I look at how far we've fallen from good movies, to let this mess run rampant on screen!!

  • i still dont get what woman see in these douchebag vampires i mean true im a straight male but almost every current girlfriend ive had agrees with me that they all look kind of gay edward looks russian jacob is almost a freaking mexican with abs but then again some just get in on it and say that to have something to talk about and fantasize about

  • @rocksock00444

    wats wrong with russian men? :/