Funky forest, go for a drink?

[saitei2010]

何だコレ・・・・？？？？I'm Japanese, but i can't understand

[NinjaFroggeh]

da fuq did I just watch?

[riker23841469]

I have the weirdest boner...

[ViiinKu]

After this video, I turned into a carrot.

[okf38]

still a better love story than twilight

[chefnerd]

9gag sent me here

[jemmygila]

:megusta: 

[annkalex]

So... girl's intestines-->huge breathing asshole-->midget. If that doesn't make sense, what does?

[AdnRee]

Hipatkgdasayo!

[EMJAIL5523]

なんだこれ・・・シュールすぎてもうわけがわからないｗｗｗｗ

[Kapicah]

dafuq

[mattshare]

wtf did i just watch?

[nisa202]

So they are aliens. And used her for energy. but why did they need that midget?

[minamino23]

Seriously WTF is going on..?

[pollamefritto]

Qualcuno sarebbe cosi gentile da spiegarmi che cazzo mi significa questo video?!! Inoltre cosa dice il tipo vestito di giallo all'inizio del video e come si scrive in giapponese?

[w03s6ok]

全く意味がわからない…どうしてこうなって、自分はどうしてこれ­を見てるのか。

[ttrreebboorr22000066]

And this is how japanese children are born.

@Thundergirl84 It's apparently not the real translation, but a very bad attempt of one

it's like when you try to translate a japanese website into english with google translator while it's still in beta. In addition to that a website is text, in this case the text in japanese must first be generated by interpreting the audio, and then translated.

Any questions?

[Thundergirl84]

I've seen that movie, with the English translation. And it still didn't make any sense.

[mugenrider754]

i watch too many hentai.

i need a drink...

[ScrewTheEnvironment]

EJACULATION!!!!

[AngelKitten1997]

Did she just give birth to a japanese midget through a tube and machine out her belly button?

[SpoiledxLilGirl]

Even with English subtitles, I dont understand..

[hectorguilarte]

Youtube should have a fast-play button for this kind of shit I can't stop seeing but I want it to end

[hectorguilarte]

DAMMMM YOU 9GAG!

[BlackSunUnlimited]

I am at a loss.

[TheLittleDeath1]

I watched the whole film and I liked it.

[TheSAKUL1994]

WTF DID I JUST WATCH

[Joyteaclover]

I was expecting japanese comments on this. Well, 9gag brought me here. This whole thing just... doesn't make any sense.

[Whiterussiankrad]

THE FUCK IS THIS

[kus2ganteng]

dafuq did I just watch?

this is not weird part, this is....

youblivion part of youtube

[thegrim450]

wtf did i just watch?

[mcdermott87]

What the fuck did I just saw?

[megalyptica77]

:lol: 89decibeles xD

[TitaCorazoncita]

Where can I find this with english or spanish subtitles? :( It was so funny without them, it must be hilarious if I understood it!!!

[shahr0o0z]

I feel... different

[Thundy89]

WTF JAPAN....as every1 else here thinks the same.

[KelvinXAzureDragoon]

what the fuck japan? o>O

[Guestarable]

Only my 5 year old cousin and this guy wear their costume with the tail in the front.

[520Kotoko]

wtf did i just see... pls... can someone explain this shit?

[chunalize]

is that chiaki watsherface from kill bill one?

[chunalize]

is that chiaki watsherface from kill bill one?

[TheInfantKiller]

Click on CC, go to transcribe captions and select english. HOLY SHIT i laughed so hard

[LifeisJoy420]

hahaha.. i think this shit is hilarious.. everyones tripped off their minds about this one, and well in the end, so am I

[adenadmaen]

9gag still didn't give me an answer

[jactivate]

wtf did i just watch?

[bangonkalist]

wtf is this? :3

[dragonbane44]

mother of god...

[nandhan92]

I'm in the weird part of YouTube again

[Threetails]

"funky forest" is seriously mind-rapey, even for Japan.

[rocker909]

This has raised more questions than answers

[1Sagyro]

seriously, wtf is this?

[feliperfd]

4:40 BITCH SLAP :D

[slowb95]

DAFUQ is this !

[pompeipau]

dafuq! is that his wiener!??!!

[walterferma]

what the fffffffffuck!!???? why 9gag why?????

[koutasan]

mind raped at 4:30am. fuck 9gag.

[kotarubaru]

And that's how a zergling is made kids.

[AneypMojo]

my job is done here

[SocialyDistortd]

What the actual fuck.

[IAmNotFatdotNet]

I'm asian, I'm yellow, and I don't get it.

[Tamodism]

WHAT THE FUCK!?

[jonasanxful]

...dafuq?

[ThEoNeIsSneaky]

9gag army here we go........

[CancerousTraguses]

easy to masturbate to

[YouMadJellyBro]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH!

[igugus]

9gag brought me here

[Kuryux]

Fap, fap, fap......

[RawrrrAddiction]

WHAT DAFUQ IS GOING ON

[Cr1m1naLa]

we need an asian for translation :|

[joshualame1]

@yousufm88 seriously dude they didnt even told u to watch it so be an asshole somewhere else

[KPSpower]

Dafuq is that shit???

[mraldo404]

ok I want subtitles for this shit and I want it now..... seriously WTF ?!!

[yousufm88]

East Asians are fucked. footfetish, tentacle porn, hentai, rape pron, weak men, pixelated penises and now this. congrats on being smart and all but seriously get your shit straight

[ThePatadegallo]

My Dear Yellow People.. You did it again... I can't navigate internet in a safe way now .l.

[hmerle]

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

[chatoyantt]

oh god why...?

[nighttrainent]

Alexandra Toutain from 9gag! - Thanx Greg

[armirev]

Like if you'r coming from 9gag

[GinkoKurokawa]

q porra é essa!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[KingCaprice666]

oh god, why did I click on that link on 9gag?

[HappyKillerLee]

@KingCaprice666 fellow 9gager curiosity stabed, drowned and poked out the eyes of the cat for what was seen can not be unseen.

[lightrahnoehk]

Thank you, 9gag. I knew this once and forgot but you guys were there to remind me.

[lildondill]

.............................

[Getdatrunks]

i dont even know what to ...

[RemiliaScarletto]

DAFUQ IS THIS?

[n0iz24x7]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAA

[XaviNL]

da f!ck.... did I just see....

[AX5Z]

DAFUQ!!!!!!!!!!!

[RZrecklezz]

This can never be unseen..

[Lilispissed]

What the fuck is this shit!?

[69killingfrenzy69]

That Was... Disturbing......

Thanks 9GAG for making my night as bad as it could be!

[buenchiko007]

dafuq

[Kylekashi]

All I can think of watching this video is "HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA WHATS GOING ON"

/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

[TheLittleSasha]

WTF have I just watched.

[P4r4k]

Just a normal day in Japan...

[Gyults]

dafuq

[tankerra]

is that a giant ass... in a frame???

[FiorellaMaya]

Any ggg who actually can translate it?

[PiewHeadshot]

Could anybody please explain?

[yourbloodisyummy]

WTF... mindfuck... thanks 9gag!

[hfhayley]

DAFUQ DID I JUST SEE????

[Sindikat011]

Is it weird that I got a boner from this ? :S

[jumavipe]

@Sindikat011 incredibly weird

[anthiondel]

I feel mindfucked

[negaliusakyt]

biggest mindfuck ever

[7macanudo7]

Wada..?

[mjnr1fan]

DAFUCK?

[HakanYaguz]

pothegrasaio

?? dafuq

[GasssFreak]

I don't want to eat on this planet anymore

[bzaina5]

WTF?!

[Shannariano]

Someone explain this please!

[vires9]

Hello you 9fuckin gaggers!

[jergen07]

@vires9 9gag sucks

[mrheckle01]

dafuq did I just watched ? o_O

[PhilibertX]

dafuq is that shit ?!?!

[dux1992]

wtf just happen?

[ElfSlayerLS]

Still a better love story than twilight.

[SaveSomeTrees]

Could anyone else just not look away?

[wolfacha]

dafuq i just watch /:0

[TanyaRudeva]

this is ugly!

[TheGamerULex]

GGG brought me here

[ZombieJar]

This is worse than A Serbian Film.

[shifta187]

9gag makes views explode. We have real power through that. We could use it on something usefull... Naaaw, let's use it on japanese porn!

[deividcinho]

como decimos en México "que mamadas", llegue aqui desde una pinche pagina gabacha (9gag) y terminé viendo un video de una pelicula japonesa bien malviajada, jajaja.

[LaJ126]

dude really? what the fuck

[GioZakc]

Am i the only one who thinks japan sucks?

[LillyParkourKrew]

@GioZakc Yes , because your retarded...

[GioZakc]

@LillyParkourKrew u mad?

[LillyParkourKrew]

@GioZakc one retarded video does not make a whole nation retarded

[GioZakc]

@LillyParkourKrew just one?

[oslekyios]

9 gag brought me here

[guestkung]

Plz anyone tell me Wud da f*ck was that!!?? Creepy!!~

and is that a black shirt guy are the same character who play SPEC ??

[kinam1992]

english subtitle why u not here?

[DrKnuckles1]

Alien/ Japanese Porn!

[murdamanOG]

Thumbs up once if she was hot enough to view a second time.

Thumbs up twice if you heard about this on 9gag.

Thumbs up three times if you're as confused as I am.

Thumbs up fourteen thousand three hundred and eighty six times if you hate when people ask you to thumbs up their comment.

[Lene11894]

seriously, wtf is this? =.=



[annaicescream]

i think it's even more random because we can't understand what they're saying. i'm sure if we understood japanese everything would make sense ahahahaha!

[LunaSims]

@annaicescream It makes less sense believe me xDD

[MrSundaylover]

any japanese want to act as the defendant for this video being extremely weird :'D?

[kpopshawol]

@MrSundaylover Nope... I just replied to another person with a basic gist translation of what's happening... Even understanding Japanese it's really, really weird. It's basically this guy proposing to the girl, but because the girl had that weird dream (she's describing to him), and he looks like first guy appear in her dream, she won't marry him. XD

[MrSundaylover]

:'D wtf did I just watch?

[LaVarona08]

I'm like traumatized ... I'll never be the same :|

[shabo007]

dafuq thats a porn oO mindfuck

[auaustuke]

oh, 9gag, you always bring me to the weirdest places..

[lovelesstanzki04]

Nothing to do here.

[caocao200]

yep, 9gag brought me here

[ULTIMAFOX22]

I don't think this could ever be explained..

[okigirl91]

I have no idea what's going on O.o but thanks 9gag!

[kunimitsu2234]

dafuq is this thing??can someone explain what just happen??

[8lackDragon]

i just paused to read the comments(btw i came here from 9gag) to see if this worth watching and maybe sme one explanis me wtf its about?...is it that bad? btw i saw the griifter

[TheAwesomemusicdude]

Oh God...

[upisime]

daf...eh?

ha?

wh...

shoots himself in the head...

[desertricker]

is this porn?

[triforcecarrier]

I found that hard to masturbate to..

[TheCrazyhalo]

@triforcecarrier kinda, but te asian chick is hot ^^

[arnynomore]

Thanks 9GAG, I hate you...

[Kyblers7]

Mind officially fucked now.

[incubus7754]

is this japanese porn?

[dewakaputo]

japanese people are weird

[sethrahthefurry]

anyone know where the english sub version is please?

[SethRyanAndrson]

I was watching this when my mother came in, I immediately switched to porn so it would be easier to explain.

[PhantomhiveEarl]

is that lala?

[streetjokerify]

Nothing to do here~~~*fly away*

[furflu]

If the translated subtitles are even remotely correct, I find this a very interesting way to talk about currencies.

[GtomN15]

dufuq... 9gag as usual...

[6post6human6]

Thanks 9gag for mindfucking me daily...fuck =)

[VonBohjort]

and also, translate captions for mopre whatthefuckmoments!

[Crimsaur]

Can I get this subbed in english, please?

[dginzbourg]

alright now i got it