Dilbert: Impossible Goal and Anti-Stupidious Gun Video

[Justanotherconsumer]

L'enfer c'est les autres. -Sartre

[ledgend123ify]

lol

[thorvonstein]

19 people are afraid of getting shot by Dilbert

[Carybm]

Somebody needs to fire that gun at the entire internet. 

[KCKcorp]

haha i get it it blows off the stupid and leaves the rest in tact so it blew off his brain, aha i see what you did there

[KyleLocke]

Seemed like he used to correctly to me because I don't think there is a wrong way to use it.

[pickles454]

ive figured out whats wrong with life. its other people.

[Caveman1213]

xD I need that gun for my fiancee.

[dafrandle]

dilbet did read the directons corectly the bosses head whas his stupidpart

[S0vereignty]

I work at the airport. If I had an anti-stupidous gun I would kill all of the passengers.

[theotherguy0824]

I need an anti-stupidious gun to fix all that's wrong with life. (Other people)

[TheGhostofNappa]

Dilbert: "I've figured out what's wrong with life. It's other people."

Concurred!!!

[ledgend123ify]

he murderd his boss

[philpay95]

@ledgend123ify Well observed.

[Zaptor111]

the boss's hands aren't stupid either

[bestcraftsman]

Well, Dilbert, you should've used the gun on yourself first you dumb ass!!

[PhilWithCoffee]

I guess that ending means the Boss's hair isn't stupid.

[XLRO8]

@PhilWithCoffee its great hair X3

[starscreem65]

I'd shoot myself with that...

[zrogoszinski]

"Hell is other people" - Jean Paul Satre

[nicolanthon25]

and his hair wasn't stupid :))

[sargezeldaproduction]

Haha, I like how all the employees didn't really care what happened.

[IntarwebUser]

I like the voices on the animated TV series much better. These don't fit the characters as well and they're not as... what's the word? Energetic?

Terribly flat vocal work.

[MargusMartsepp]

0:14

[itsmeyoudorkrly]

<3 Alice's smile at the end.

[fuzzygrid]

totally seen that coming.

[PhilWithCoffee]

Hm, I'm surprised. I guess the only thing on his head that wasn't stupid was his hair.

[Heptakaideka]

Alice is awesome all the time ever.

[b3matthews]

whoa... this is weird i always imagined dilbert characters being british.

[TheGunboat]

Screw health care and the amred forces. If we had an anti-stupidous gun, we could solve all of the world's problems in minutes.

[nintendork64]

Anti-Stupidious Gun GO!

Uh-oh... There's no one left on Youtube...

Figures...

[wondermega4ever]

if everybody were using that gun like Dilbert were...few people would be left on earth. I WANT ONE!!!!

[XMSpaintX]

I liked the "The suit is safe now" line better. At least that is how I think the original ended...

[feb12aaron]

I actually remember reading the first one haha.

[pckables]

So only the guy's suit and hands are smart?

[13mungoman13]

This proves that the Boss is stupid, but his hair pointies are awesome.

[DeeperBlueX16]

why is his tie look like an erect penis

[44ch1m]

@DeeperBlueX16 i'm a bit worried if that's what you think an erect penis looks like.

[clonetrooper250]

Alice's Face is just like "Working here just got alot better."

[Kaytoun]

I need an anti-stupidious gun to use at school. -___-

[Rougamaru]

*upgrades to anti-stupidious Weapon of planetary destruction.*

here we go folks!

*presses the big red button.*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

planet wide headshots!

*you have earned a trophy: headshot god.*

[harryotterrules]

I need to shoot myself with a Anti-Stupidous gun

[zed617]

I fucking love Alice's reaction. :3

[Werehog5]

Where the fuck do you get that sort of gun!!! LOL

[aBigHelloKittyFan]

' huh oh i should've read the instructions more carefully''

[APCtheOWAD]

that gun could wipe out three quarters of the human population...

[DetectiveRonSperrow]

@APCtheOWAD

QFT

As Kay said on Men in Black

"A person is smart,

People are stupid, panicy, wild animals and you know it!"

[tnhl77]

@APCtheOWAD then recharge the batteries and take out 99/100 of the population

[PunchSydeironReviews]

@APCtheOWAD [Chanting.] USE IT!! USE IT!! USE IT!!

[KeepingModern]

If you cannot laugh at what you do or how you are on a regular basis, you are taking yourself too seriously. My point is that if you are so full of shit to the point you believe your own BS, you can be seen as confident... I am so depressed...

[HamsterAtDawn]

The boss's hands are still there because Dilbert didn't read the instructions properly.

[GodOfQwerty]

@HamsterAtDawn Hmm, I thought it would be because his hands weren't stupid.

[gerbrandt92]

his head is off and nobody cares...

[calebp9503]

I figured out what's wrong with life, its other people!

[PunchSydeironReviews]

@calebp9503 I wish I knew that 10 years ago.

[denslat1]

@PunchSydeironReviews

I did know that 10 years ago, and now im a sociopath.

I love that about me.

[chrisll666]

hehe

normally, the gabage man gives lots of help to dilbert, but this time.....

[jd11211]

the only parts that aren't stupid are his hand and hair

[zorokid]

OMG MURDER MURDER

red rum

[keltonx117]

he had it on anti-fun mode

[dassr43]

bad thing is all their episodes are like 50second ones. They shood make like a 20min one.

[tttc]

There are two seasons of 20-minute episodes of Dilbert.

[rioklover]

alice is left-handed! i didn't know that~~

[zardozcs]

The Janitor is based on John Galt, isn't he?

[legominifigure7]

hes a garbageman who is super smart

[Overmind5000]

Nah, he didn't have to read the directions. It worked fine, since his Boss had the brain of a shrimp.

[gargnob]

Hey! That's offensive! Shrimp are WAY smarter than Pointy Haired Boss!

[Overmind5000]

Right... Also, How is his Hair NOT stupid?!

[VivisectiveCarrot]

that dude with gun had an awesome voice O_o

[Redlin5]

I need an anti-stupidious gun to use on a few of my teachers...

[alexander33345]

Trust me any gun helps...

[Rudevald]

meyby you use one on yourself ?

[Rougamaru]

@Redlin5 let me guess, you have an illiterate english teacher too, right?

*sighs* I know how ya feel buddy.

[Bidmartinlo]

@Redlin5 OMG! Your gonna kill them! There will be nothing left.

[halonate99]

@Redlin5 dont read the directions

[gunnyification]

LOL!!!

alice just

smiled and looked away!!!! XD

[poopdeloop11]

lol

[jealtech]

i fucking wish there was a Anti-Stupidious Gun

[Coecoo]

@jealtech But then YT would loose 95% of its users

[Shicbs]

@jealtech Yeah, you could make Americans more like.. I dunno, more, safer, more peaceful, more NOT CORRUPTED and so on.. So yeah.. Basically.. "An american will not cross the street to vote, but will cross the sea, to fight.." LOL, i stole that one from MW2, since i die in it so much.. But yeah, less fighting, corruption, crimes, brutality, better healthcare, would make a hell of a difference.

[johncisney15]

@jealtech Or an anti-democrat gun,no it's basically the same thing.

[miyamotofan]

@johncisney15 There is, it's called a handgun. Works on other people too.

[johncisney15]

@miyamotofan lolololololololololol!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[sonicandtails67]

@jealtech an*

[goodcommentguy]

lol "leaves the rest intact"

[stackman1525]

actually, the boss blows up because he was stupid all-around. if you were good at times, but at other times stupid, it wouldn't blow you up entirely, just the stupid side.

[blackburnheart]

ha,ha,ha! other people! so true!

[ElectroKraken]

Why were the boss's hands still there?

[GaldonEyeStudios]

His hands aren't stupid, maybe?

[Golemoid]

his hairs wasnt stupid! i knew

[peliasman]

0.20 to end

[GaldonEyeStudios]

At 0:15, Dilbert speaks the truth.

[JRM2882]

lol the boss's hair was smarter than his head

[monkyman345]

the voices suck

[you2begin]

dilbert is cool, is it still going? Is he writing new ones? I hear Kerou the online cartoonist is the new guy that everyones talking about. he's got some great ideas.

[horizonflyer9]

can that gun be built big enough to be fired from orbit?

[wikinfei]

my god man! NO! there wouldn't be anyone left!

[cptwaffle47]

i wish!

[jht1414]

I like dilbert but those voices sound all wrong

[cartoonlover2326]

Yeah, I miss the old voices.

[Burnboy85]

I dont mind Dilbert, but i hate dogberts new voice.

[1FatSpaz]

stupid other people

[wonkathelawyer]

LOL Best cartoon EVER

[CrazyInTheMix613]

WOW LMAO

[wjdcr]

oh i get it. the zaping part, lol

[burningpig102]

Haha, i love how alice is smiling after he zaps the boss :D

[ithejuggernaut]

There is an episode where Albert Einstein is a marketing manager and he proposes a brilliant idea to improve sales. The boss rejects it, advising to Einstein, "work smarter, not harder".

I died laughing.

[jrtman]

The gun worked as supposed to. Most people are inherently stupid, removing the head is the only way to reverse this.

[snager80]

XD *chuckles * i need that gun.

[peterandrewpatrickjo]

lol un stupid gun

[Plutonwolf]

Can we make own that is big enough to be effective from orbit?

[Brainstrain91]

YES!!

[milygr]

dilbert owns.

[BifWiggles]

I like how Alice scribbles some notes down at the end.

[bashscrazy]

owned!

[ejodegard]

dilbert is the funniest shit ever

[johnie1992]

nice video! 5 stars!

[JRM2882]

lol DILBERTS AWSOME

[firefanboy]

I just need the anti-stupidious gun for about a week at my job.

[djmars1983]

I just need it For day to day stuff.

[The2ndHorseman]

so the bosses hair is smarter then he is?

[yesbullet]

apparently.

[nightofraven]

i neeed Anti-Stupidious Gun for im job lol

[zacattack500]

funny!!!

[leftheadgrave]

ha! gotta get me one of those ray guns.

[yesbullet]

put an order in for 2 and give one to a friends for Xmas, lol

[harrynginny4eva]

LOL

[jod3000]

not to sound like a prick but if alice had said 'you should have read the instructions first' then dilbert said 'i did...' it would'v been funnier...

[cheeselover626]

uh oh... i should of read the directions more carefully! 5/5!!!

[InfuserGod]

"I figured out what's wrong with life... other people!" hahaha 5/5 stars =)

[djmars1983]

That is so true.

[bloodhawkisawesome]

lol

[nightofraven]

fun 5 out 5

[LegoWiiMan]

Everyone hates the boss :P

[ungiving]

hehe =]

[DanielSmith604]

funny

[rollercoasterfweak]

haha

[horizonflyer9]

lol i wish i had a gun like that.

[obamawalker]

Doesn't everyone.

[vegantree]

I wish I had a ray gun like that.

[gypsyball]

Same here.

[Osteomorphis]

NOTE: Just refresh the page if it says "video not available."

[gelluper]

Is it just me, or are Dilberts ears huge in the first strip

[mattypants94]

just you.

[AnthroxGuitarxAnime]

his ears ARE a little big, but not huge

[CZAZA98]

lol

[crammage]

HAAHAAA

[peterkingstonlewis]

not available wtf

[pyromcr]

i wish they would make theese of other cartoons, like lio, that would be amazing!!!

[1337Vivian]

Nvm, there we go :)

[jumpmansbro]

in the description, "Dilbert" is spelled wrong

[ASecretToEveryone]

Nifty, I want that gun!

[tinxman20]

last!

[zzzzaah]

10th, lol so funny

[DrSondre]

Hah! I love these short episodes, they brighten up my day.

[owned2easy]

rofl

[geoluffy123]

8th

[sparkofamaximal]

lol i sould have read the directions more carefully

[Moviewhiz1]

y is Dilbert's tie up