all menu options considered, subway offers hardly anything better for you than most other fast food chains. advertising meat and dairy products as 'healthy' is delusional
@babydoodlez you're probably some fat dude sitting on a chair squeaking under your 500 pound pressure wondering what the kid is eating so you can get your hands on it
It should be pointed out that at the end of the commercial they say, "what kind of eating habits are your kids learning". You people are looking way too much into this. It's not blaming games for kids being fat, they are basically blaming parents. Parents sit their kids in front of a TV and let them eat whatever they want. The game barely has anything to do with it.
Fuck you, you dick. What's wrong with liking a fucking commercial? Honestly, what's fucking sad is the fact you feel the need to insult someone over soomething this pointless. Asshat.
But if you watch the commercial, you can see that it's impossible to win. Once he eats all the food to open up the ice cream in the center, he's too fat to get inside and get it!
Wow, Subway really keeps up with the times, that being the ability to mis-represent history and distort the facts to the point of lying just to satisfy an agenda that has little to no basis in fact, but somehow comes off as convincing to sheeple, just like how the Iraq war was sold to us!
I got it. Each food increases his "fat" differently. The center was still locked at 127, so it is greater than 127, but less than 187, which made him too fat. The slice of cake is worth 88 fat, the fries are 24, the hot dog is 15, and the burger is 50, So the combo is probably cake/burger/one of the others (depending on if the key number is 153 or 162). I assume once you eat all the ice cream your fat level increases to the point where you break the barriers like Fat Wario in Wario Land II.
Materiaa is right I tried the so called subway diet and I Was gaining more then losing I acurally went up a few sizes SUBWAY YOUR A BUNCH OF LIARS
rarejem48 1 month ago
I found an iPhone / iPad game similar to the video game in this commercial.
AnimationDiana 1 month ago
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At least the character's getting lots of exercise, which is more than we can say about the player.
seahen1337 4 months ago
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seahen1337 4 months ago
notice he's eating stuffed brownies
Michformer 7 months ago
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Wow.Just won myself an Subway Gift Card at [subway.freegiftworld.info]
ytstar0002 8 months ago
all menu options considered, subway offers hardly anything better for you than most other fast food chains. advertising meat and dairy products as 'healthy' is delusional
matteriaa 1 year ago
that's a really weird game. atari sound effects and gameplay, but 16 bit graphics? what the hell?
robokill387 1 year ago
i know the kid who plays the dude :) LOLZZ :-D haha hes reymond lmao
izzibells14 3 years ago
I wonder how the kid in the game feels
shar0808 3 years ago
What game is that? Snakka? That looks tight, where can I get a copy?
burchinator 3 years ago 2
i no dat kid
drzpimp63 3 years ago
About the SIZE of it!
Nathans91 4 years ago
I won 8 bucks playing that pacman scratch-off game.
jordanthewizard 4 years ago
that was so bloody funny
caelenlim 4 years ago
what is the fatass eating anyway?
babydoodlez 4 years ago
@babydoodlez you're probably some fat dude sitting on a chair squeaking under your 500 pound pressure wondering what the kid is eating so you can get your hands on it
that1guy94 2 years ago
lol subway has way better tasting food than crappy mcdonalds
omnislashvr13 4 years ago 7
haha look what happened now fat shit
strutterman503 4 years ago
and have afros?
Gunmetal2k4 4 years ago
...cause apparently kids nowadays still play atari-style games?
A2thaBVideos 4 years ago
It should be pointed out that at the end of the commercial they say, "what kind of eating habits are your kids learning". You people are looking way too much into this. It's not blaming games for kids being fat, they are basically blaming parents. Parents sit their kids in front of a TV and let them eat whatever they want. The game barely has anything to do with it.
protozoider 4 years ago
This is my fav Subway ad of all time! LOL!
whizkidforte 4 years ago
You have a favorite Subway commercial, that is really fuckin' sad...
sevenleggedinsect 4 years ago
Fuck you, you dick. What's wrong with liking a fucking commercial? Honestly, what's fucking sad is the fact you feel the need to insult someone over soomething this pointless. Asshat.
Dood6001 4 years ago
since when is there a game that promotes overeating? he's playing a goddam atari 2600. that game doesnt even look fun. serves him right
thedinkelous 4 years ago
Process meat isn't good for you either. The sandwich is only healthy if you get a 6 inch with no mayo or mustard or cheese!!!
mammy235 4 years ago
Mustard has almost zero calories(plain yellow mustard),I doubt it would make any difference in the "healthiness" of a sandwich.
rpm2004 4 years ago
I wonder if Subway would be averse to releasing SNAKKA as a virtual console or Xbox Live Arcade game. I'd pay top dollar for it. TOP dollar
phantomflapjack 4 years ago
But if you watch the commercial, you can see that it's impossible to win. Once he eats all the food to open up the ice cream in the center, he's too fat to get inside and get it!
That game is unfair!
Dood6001 4 years ago
you have 2 option.
1. eat your self
2. eat the cage since it look like its made out of candy
lol :-) jk
condorX2 4 years ago
Wow, Subway really keeps up with the times, that being the ability to mis-represent history and distort the facts to the point of lying just to satisfy an agenda that has little to no basis in fact, but somehow comes off as convincing to sheeple, just like how the Iraq war was sold to us!
plaidninja 4 years ago
Stop with the conspiracy theories. Its a fricken commercial. We mute them anyways.
klmfao 4 years ago
Go splice yourself.
sigmahunter06 2 years ago
Wait, they make games where the whole point is to eat food? AWESOME.
ilitchev 4 years ago
This commercial is pretty stupid. There are plenty of games that don't make you fat. Hooray for stereotypes.
frodoelf 4 years ago
I got it. Each food increases his "fat" differently. The center was still locked at 127, so it is greater than 127, but less than 187, which made him too fat. The slice of cake is worth 88 fat, the fries are 24, the hot dog is 15, and the burger is 50, So the combo is probably cake/burger/one of the others (depending on if the key number is 153 or 162). I assume once you eat all the ice cream your fat level increases to the point where you break the barriers like Fat Wario in Wario Land II.
HybridHomer 5 years ago
lol nice...
migium 4 years ago
<Rimmer> I don't get why he gets a game over. Is he NOT supposed to collect the foods?
<HadesGigas> but it's a strategy game
<HadesGigas> you need to go into the center FIRST
<HadesGigas> before you are too fat to fit through the hatch
<Rimmer> But that thing doesn't beep until he's collected them all
<HadesGigas> maybe you have to eat the burger to unlock it
<Rimmer> Maybe
<Rimmer> Someone should emel Subway and ask them what's up
phantomflapjack 5 years ago
you are thinking entirely too deeply about this crap.
guyvf 5 years ago
I guess the "dreaded O-word" must've been a precursor to media cruelty.
sonicutie 5 years ago
I think Halo and Metal Gear have some new competition.
mr0registered 5 years ago
what kid plays these kinds of games?
crazymexicandude07 5 years ago
Priceless
Powermass 5 years ago
Way to blame video games again, assholes.
Tlepolemus 5 years ago
Some games are blamed in a unjust way but if a game called "snakka" was ever a popular game then i would agree that games are bad.
LightMagenta 5 years ago
I LOVE THAT!!
tjgurl222 5 years ago