After playing Two Worlds I was left feeling like a shit emerging from a fat mans anus. Like sperm cells being released into some fucks arsehole. Like the first time your girlfriend realises your penis is half an inch long when erect. Like a fucking lion being killed by its only infantile dead son of a fetus. Like winning a sexual session with milky grandma titties. Like when a chav has no more ciggies. Like when your arsehole bleeds a fucking purple goo!!? Dissa-fucking-pointed
....guys...really come on! Go outside! Play basketball or soccer! dont just sit here all day and let people tel you what games are better than other games!...try sports games or racing games!...holy crap!
hey kid guess what why dont YOU go play basketball or soccer instead of looking for game reviews and then telling people to go outside and play basketball or soccer....fagget
dont play pvp. pvp is crap. i dont even like it. and the story mode in the game is really fun; it even rewards you for beating it with a 320gamerscore achievment. i personaly like the game.
was this u playing????HAHA if it was then i see why u hated it cuz u sucked at it n00b, oblivion and two worlds are two different games personally i like two worlds better
I'm sorry to tell you but the word "Review" does not constitute streaming some random clips together with the song of the day with the actual comments about the game littered in broken English in the description.
HAHAH i bought this piece of shit and was vomiting at how bad it is .the framerate is like a fucking picture book.OBLIVION IS A MASTERPIECE NEVER COMPARE IT TO THIS SHIT
I really don't want to get flamed but I'm going to say it anyway, Oblivion is NOT the best RPG ever made, at least in my opinion of course. You go into a game expecting it to be bad instead of realizing that a lot of games start off the same way. You think every little thing is a flaw because you want it to be.
People always start off thinking a game is terrible. They go into it expecting it to be that way, never give it a chance, and they get exactly what they want. They get a terrible game that they will never play again. If you're expecting another game you will never get it. If you're expecting it to be exactly like Oblivion you won't get what you want.
IMSRERT DONT YOU EVER SAY THIS GAME IS ANYTHING LIKE OBLIVION! this game is shit, shity stroy, shity graphics, the game fucking laggs and stops play for 30 seconds ON SINGLE PLAYER! this gamme is nothing but shit oblivion on the other hand is the best rpg ever made with great story, great graphics, great gameplay and all that jaz so to sum it up ass wipe
oblivion = best game ever
2 worlds = cheap knockoff shity game that if you enjoy you probably enjoy sucking cock as well
same genre, but people were so used to halo they just randomly daggered gears for being crap, but all of a sudden everyone stopped (except for physocotic halo fans and gears fans alike). oblivion and two worlds are the same, ranting now, soon it will blend in with the mass varitey of 360 games :D
multiplayer is laggier than single player, but i have done both and single player never lagged AT ALL FOR ME! and i played it for 9 hours. i played multiplayer and it hardly lagged at all. something is wrong with ur xbox
If you like games that let you feel rewarded and extremely powerful with a lot of room to improve then two worlds is for you. If you are an impatient cry baby like that fat ass virgin in another Two Worlds bitch-fest video you can suck Oblivion's c0ck in hell (nothing against Oblivion, a lot of people have been sucking it off while bitching about Two Worlds).
you guys just dont have any patience... learn to give it a chance and get used to it... and an early remark to all ur insults to me in two worlds style... fucketh you!
for dumbasses Deadly alliance is a decent clan(im not in it dont plan to be) and this game is gay and the song isent gay if you think dumbasses are you age 12 or just been pamperd your whole you fucking man whore dumbasses and yes 2 worlds does suck ass i returned it in 24 hours and bought oblivion...oblivion is atleast 20x better
Okay So Everyone That Is Saying That The Video Is "GAY" Is Very Off I Didn't Know That A Video That Had No Sexual Preference Could Be Gay Or Straight. So Could Someone Please Elaborate On these Dumb And Juvenile Comments.
its gay cause u put the fuckin gayest song ever on it u ficking moron! hows that for elaboration you dipshit? ps. next time DONT USE MUSIC U HAVE NO TASTE!
i agree i think the comments are dumb about it bieng gay. I dont blame you for dyin the lag is terrible. But i do like single player but probly cause ive never played oblivion or any other rpg's. so what ever.
Maybe You guys would have had a better game if You were Not using a Gay Mage wit no armour and a crappy staff?! the only thing that sucks is Your review. and the music. oh..and Your Clan. rename yourselves to Deadly Anal Alliance Salad Tossing Clan.
every one who keeps posting coments about how all the reviews are shit for this game have deep problems stop living in denial basicly all the reviews say its shit as much as you want it to be good you cant go agiasnt the countless amount of vids agaisnt this game
Ha, first learn how to review a game in Single-player, then I'll take notice, personally I think this game is good, also all the people claiming this rips off Oblivion, Oblivion ripped off other classic games, it's just the way they have put these ideas together.
learn to play b4 u make a review and i already was watching the shitty review given to me by text but now i have to listen to this shitty fuckin song!?! WTF
I don't think you can comment on the proposed 'gayness' of a song when your name is derived from a pro wrestling move. Also your mum is the gayest song in the world.
lol when you were in your first fight you died becuase your a mage that cant take much damage at all and you were being teamed, so dont blame the lag for that
err i aint gonna lie online sucks right know but they are gonna patch the lag which will help second of all your a big fat lier at the start you have 0/1000 points for the game..... you gain points at level 5 and you get points for using 5 skill points there is a lot of other points you should have so basically this is all fake
The game does suck...bad graphics,horrible combat system. Ang what makes you think he's emo or gay? Seriously, you have a bad taste in games and judge people too quickly.
play the fucking single player stop playing multiplayer if its so laggy the reason why its laggy is beacause this game was made in germany and the only server is in germany. they will be getting servers in the US soon.
uhm ok man chill out lay of angelo. ight yo the games sucks he was jus shown it. if you dont like dont watch it. u call hima retard yet u watch something you think is shit; sounds like you re the retard
hey if your wondering why this might have lag in the multiplayer they only have one server set up right now and its running in germany people wait till the canadian/usa one before u judge
Well that was a shit review. I could've swore I didn't hear anyone speaking. Oh, is that your 27 word review in the top right? Well, I'm SO not buying this game now a "clan" told me the single player is crap and the online is laggy.
seriously i wanted to cut my wrists listening to this gay song, I HATE THIS SONG OMFG, do uk how much i have to listen to this on the radio as i work, it makes me wants to kill some1. other than that, the game LOOKKS GAY HOORAY!!
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After playing Two Worlds I was left feeling like a shit emerging from a fat mans anus. Like sperm cells being released into some fucks arsehole. Like the first time your girlfriend realises your penis is half an inch long when erect. Like a fucking lion being killed by its only infantile dead son of a fetus. Like winning a sexual session with milky grandma titties. Like when a chav has no more ciggies. Like when your arsehole bleeds a fucking purple goo!!? Dissa-fucking-pointed
DragonBlood91 2 years ago
TRY FIGHTING BACK!!!
sureynotomg 3 years ago
....guys...really come on! Go outside! Play basketball or soccer! dont just sit here all day and let people tel you what games are better than other games!...try sports games or racing games!...holy crap!
earfone28 3 years ago
hey kid guess what why dont YOU go play basketball or soccer instead of looking for game reviews and then telling people to go outside and play basketball or soccer....fagget
Fignewtonofd00m 2 years ago 2
To many people say the game is crap. I agree with some things they say the game does have a lot of lag. Never do PvP.
XiPaint8BallaXi 3 years ago
dont play pvp. pvp is crap. i dont even like it. and the story mode in the game is really fun; it even rewards you for beating it with a 320gamerscore achievment. i personaly like the game.
D3aThB3cK0nS 3 years ago
use ur spells u fool
gjerlev1 3 years ago 4
Why are you just sat playing the PvP - badly?
At least talk about the game and REVIEW it. Give it a fair chance with the new patches and DLC content.
kikinchaz 3 years ago
... i thought this was an oblivion review -_-
ubisoftfan 4 years ago
when the title was two worlds review?hehehehhe.........idiot
joe1351 3 years ago
no i searched forr oblivion review and it came up with this
ubisoftfan 3 years ago
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the title was still there,lol
joe1351 3 years ago
Lost all credibility due to the song.
gaiance 4 years ago
was this u playing????HAHA if it was then i see why u hated it cuz u sucked at it n00b, oblivion and two worlds are two different games personally i like two worlds better
lilc613 4 years ago
Keeep watching and commenting haters make us famous :]
DeadlyAllianceClan 3 years ago
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yeah,watch two worlds is crappy for more bad gaming!
joe1351 3 years ago
yeah,watch two worlds is crappy for more bad gaming!
joe1351 3 years ago
the lag was worse for me. I couldn't freakin move!!!!
Reldur2 4 years ago
I'm sorry to tell you but the word "Review" does not constitute streaming some random clips together with the song of the day with the actual comments about the game littered in broken English in the description.
mlhrechun 4 years ago
HAHAH i bought this piece of shit and was vomiting at how bad it is .the framerate is like a fucking picture book.OBLIVION IS A MASTERPIECE NEVER COMPARE IT TO THIS SHIT
alantaylor2007 4 years ago
I really don't want to get flamed but I'm going to say it anyway, Oblivion is NOT the best RPG ever made, at least in my opinion of course. You go into a game expecting it to be bad instead of realizing that a lot of games start off the same way. You think every little thing is a flaw because you want it to be.
Sydrael 4 years ago
People always start off thinking a game is terrible. They go into it expecting it to be that way, never give it a chance, and they get exactly what they want. They get a terrible game that they will never play again. If you're expecting another game you will never get it. If you're expecting it to be exactly like Oblivion you won't get what you want.
Sydrael 4 years ago
Tasteless music, for a tasteless game? Makes sense to me... (the song isn't that bad, just lame, and white :P)
Balertman 4 years ago
they fixed MP lag... so stop crying. BTW u suck at the game
N3wbieLuck 4 years ago
IMSRERT DONT YOU EVER SAY THIS GAME IS ANYTHING LIKE OBLIVION! this game is shit, shity stroy, shity graphics, the game fucking laggs and stops play for 30 seconds ON SINGLE PLAYER! this gamme is nothing but shit oblivion on the other hand is the best rpg ever made with great story, great graphics, great gameplay and all that jaz so to sum it up ass wipe
oblivion = best game ever
2 worlds = cheap knockoff shity game that if you enjoy you probably enjoy sucking cock as well
bubbaisfat7 4 years ago
this is just what halo and gears used to be like
same genre, but people were so used to halo they just randomly daggered gears for being crap, but all of a sudden everyone stopped (except for physocotic halo fans and gears fans alike). oblivion and two worlds are the same, ranting now, soon it will blend in with the mass varitey of 360 games :D
iamsmert123 4 years ago
multiplayer is laggier than single player, but i have done both and single player never lagged AT ALL FOR ME! and i played it for 9 hours. i played multiplayer and it hardly lagged at all. something is wrong with ur xbox
Bub7000 4 years ago
If you like games that let you feel rewarded and extremely powerful with a lot of room to improve then two worlds is for you. If you are an impatient cry baby like that fat ass virgin in another Two Worlds bitch-fest video you can suck Oblivion's c0ck in hell (nothing against Oblivion, a lot of people have been sucking it off while bitching about Two Worlds).
mrjackattack 4 years ago
you guys just dont have any patience... learn to give it a chance and get used to it... and an early remark to all ur insults to me in two worlds style... fucketh you!
adamluvshabbo 4 years ago
you dumb ass you werent moving cause the host quit two worlds is good you suck fuck you
carlington666 4 years ago
for dumbasses Deadly alliance is a decent clan(im not in it dont plan to be) and this game is gay and the song isent gay if you think dumbasses are you age 12 or just been pamperd your whole you fucking man whore dumbasses and yes 2 worlds does suck ass i returned it in 24 hours and bought oblivion...oblivion is atleast 20x better
cqdakota 4 years ago
Game had so much potential, but failed misreably.
I don't get the music choice, but to each their own.
All it all, meh
Mooshkabooble 4 years ago
If this video is GAY I am homosexual.
M1K3S3V 4 years ago
this isnt exactly a good song for a video game review..maybe use this song if you wanna promote a homosexual nightclub
joeyrocks97 4 years ago 2
Okay So Everyone That Is Saying That The Video Is "GAY" Is Very Off I Didn't Know That A Video That Had No Sexual Preference Could Be Gay Or Straight. So Could Someone Please Elaborate On these Dumb And Juvenile Comments.
DeadlyAllianceClan 4 years ago
its gay cause u put the fuckin gayest song ever on it u ficking moron! hows that for elaboration you dipshit? ps. next time DONT USE MUSIC U HAVE NO TASTE!
sigsaurpistol 4 years ago 2
i agree i think the comments are dumb about it bieng gay. I dont blame you for dyin the lag is terrible. But i do like single player but probly cause ive never played oblivion or any other rpg's. so what ever.
Cammm10 4 years ago
the song, is that sung by They might be giants or Big D and the Kids table?
Kazakh77 4 years ago
WHATA GAY VIDEO!
Chingalater 4 years ago
YOUR A GAY VIDEO HAHHAHHHA
liamandgeoff 4 years ago
Maybe You guys would have had a better game if You were Not using a Gay Mage wit no armour and a crappy staff?! the only thing that sucks is Your review. and the music. oh..and Your Clan. rename yourselves to Deadly Anal Alliance Salad Tossing Clan.
generalzod4life 4 years ago
every one who keeps posting coments about how all the reviews are shit for this game have deep problems stop living in denial basicly all the reviews say its shit as much as you want it to be good you cant go agiasnt the countless amount of vids agaisnt this game
LetsSeeAction 4 years ago
Ha, first learn how to review a game in Single-player, then I'll take notice, personally I think this game is good, also all the people claiming this rips off Oblivion, Oblivion ripped off other classic games, it's just the way they have put these ideas together.
J2ker 4 years ago
learn to play b4 u make a review and i already was watching the shitty review given to me by text but now i have to listen to this shitty fuckin song!?! WTF
7cows 4 years ago
first learn gow to play with ur own character then say how u think about it, also that is the gayest song in the world
swantonboy7 4 years ago
I don't think you can comment on the proposed 'gayness' of a song when your name is derived from a pro wrestling move. Also your mum is the gayest song in the world.
liamandgeoff 4 years ago
do events in this game actully happen or wht????
danrufius 4 years ago
wow you suck you reviewed the whole game on the PVP multiplayer. the rpg multiplayer doesnt lag that much as well as the single player which is great
SPARTAN4015 4 years ago
lol when you were in your first fight you died becuase your a mage that cant take much damage at all and you were being teamed, so dont blame the lag for that
0rangeFlamingo 4 years ago
is this game have multiplayer????
nooberlol 4 years ago
they are shutting down xbox live for like 4hrs or sumtin to patch up this game
AngryTurtle6767 4 years ago
could you have picked a gayer song you fruit
booter
sergeantnugs 4 years ago 4
err i aint gonna lie online sucks right know but they are gonna patch the lag which will help second of all your a big fat lier at the start you have 0/1000 points for the game..... you gain points at level 5 and you get points for using 5 skill points there is a lot of other points you should have so basically this is all fake
Tim3Bandit 4 years ago
shitty connection...?
Chingalater 4 years ago
at 1:38 u just stood there and took it in the ass.....
Tells us pleny about u.....queer.
XBLvids 4 years ago
ROFL! I THOUGHT AS MUCH!
Watch the first few moments of the video, Gears of War?
ITS A FREAKING REVIEW FROM AN FPS LOVER.
gtfo. (even tho GoW is sweet)
DP1777 4 years ago
No.
I play RPGs Also Watch A Different Review I Doubt You Wil Find One That Says This Video Is AWSOME!
DeadlyAllianceClan 4 years ago
I Like Talking Like This It Makes Me Feel Smart
GombratoProductions 4 years ago
If You Didnt Know
DeadlyAllianceClan 4 years ago
I know man I love how he tries to kill a guy when he's a mage... and doesn't use magic
GombratoProductions 4 years ago
Look if you dont like it just dont buy thats why there people bitching about it so take other people advice i think it good i like ited
DarkCrip1 4 years ago
ur a loseer then, this game is gay
EJET07 4 years ago
1st ur on online it always lags 2nd WTF ur a mage cast spells heal urself dont melee.....dam stupid people
xXPenguinwithagunXx 4 years ago
this is a review?? wow, im used to ppl talking about the game in reviews, or at least have sum written parts. SHITTY
XxKornFanxX 4 years ago
lmao wtf u think that things will never lagg online ofcourse they will and that was just one match others might not lag much
Konohareaper 4 years ago
dude then you havent played it no matter what its laggy
MediumPolkaPenisPoo 4 years ago
Finally SOmeone Agrees With ME!! HAHA
DeadlyAllianceClan 4 years ago
You're right about this game completely, it does suck. I gave it a chance(went to level 20). It sucks it's just a bad rip-off of Diablo and Oblivion.
HangManFred 4 years ago
Thing is no one gave this game a chance and thought i wasted my money the first 30 minutes but i kept playing it and found it to be a sweet ride :)
CrZyBtStLlBtChN 4 years ago
This game doesnt suck you suck you emo fag. What a queer song
GAMERDRUNK 4 years ago
The game does suck...bad graphics,horrible combat system. Ang what makes you think he's emo or gay? Seriously, you have a bad taste in games and judge people too quickly.
HangManFred 4 years ago
ok i fuckin disagree with u i think i give it another chance like maybe a month or 2 it will be back up and kickin it
1337PyR0 4 years ago
u r on online it would lagg
alexdamota 4 years ago
alri angelo no offence but dis game looks deadly
JLSDGoW 4 years ago
play the fucking single player stop playing multiplayer if its so laggy the reason why its laggy is beacause this game was made in germany and the only server is in germany. they will be getting servers in the US soon.
Xxsnip3rxX 4 years ago
meh i dont think it looks that bad but meh your opinions your opinion
ultamentdark 4 years ago
who ever made this "review" if u can call it that is a fucking retard
gamemastermichael 4 years ago
Agreed
MunkkyButt 4 years ago
uhm ok man chill out lay of angelo. ight yo the games sucks he was jus shown it. if you dont like dont watch it. u call hima retard yet u watch something you think is shit; sounds like you re the retard
N0TShm33 4 years ago
i like this song
SnugglesTheEvilBear 4 years ago
hey if your wondering why this might have lag in the multiplayer they only have one server set up right now and its running in germany people wait till the canadian/usa one before u judge
Venturer101 4 years ago
I Appreaciate All of your lovley Comments<3 Thanks You Made My DAY
DeadlyAllianceClan 4 years ago
wth is this supposed to be? what a waste of my time!
redbeardnj 4 years ago
Name of the song?
DaneCookPwnz 4 years ago
Plain white ts - Dellilah or something like that (band is correct, don't know about the song)
muesk3 4 years ago
hey there dellilah.
dudeman1991 4 years ago
the name of the song is delilah..i dunno how to spell it..its a name....by " The Plain White T's
gamemastermichael 4 years ago
This isnt even an review.
Nordicsnow 4 years ago
Well that was a shit review. I could've swore I didn't hear anyone speaking. Oh, is that your 27 word review in the top right? Well, I'm SO not buying this game now a "clan" told me the single player is crap and the online is laggy.
Groundogg 4 years ago
whats the customization like on multiplayer
nathan5522 4 years ago
Right now its limited until the next patch which is no sooner than 2 weeks from now...
XxDarkxXxCrimsonxX 4 years ago
every single multiplayer game lags.alot or a little it lags.
DWiteyBoi 4 years ago
seriously i wanted to cut my wrists listening to this gay song, I HATE THIS SONG OMFG, do uk how much i have to listen to this on the radio as i work, it makes me wants to kill some1. other than that, the game LOOKKS GAY HOORAY!!
EJET07 4 years ago
Thanks I wanted to get this game but now I no not to thanks Deadly Alliance...... -AM5CRAY
AM5CRAY 4 years ago
dont listen to them the lag isnt to bad they must have dial up becasue the game wors fine for me
knoxville92 4 years ago