Japanese Geisha Lesson

[goldbabylove]

LOLLLLLWTFHAHAHAHHHAA Toshi is one lucky man!

[AymeeTerada1]

my rerativez gib goo head too!

hahaha

[GodBeastX]

240p, my arch nemesis!



[Thehopeman1980]

My grandmother gives good head ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[eplayersus]

i wish my name is TOSHI

[NedimHusic]

Toshi, wtf man, get going.

[mikolover1000]

Wait.. why does this geisha chick want to bang the Japanese kid named Toshi from American Dad? That's unfair!

[mikolover1000]

Come on, Toshi!

[slobomotion]

Let's use it constructively! Uprated and shared.

[thugangel662]

"Hi, how are you? I give good head" that's one hell of an ice breaker lol

[MsOneiroi77]

She looks Chinese

[jellybeannose]

I named my cat Toshi because of this video. No joke.

[tifferz77]

@jellybeannose That's funny, we did too lol

[chooseyourfutures]

Well , this is not Geisha to say exactly . The traditional girls who give sex service is called Oiran or Sho-ko . DON'T MISUNDERSTAND THAT GEISHA GIVES SEXUAL SERVICE .

[rannierunsfast]

I wish i was toshi!!!!!!

[mpeters13]

Press "9" for the best geisha lure, ever. Let's use it constructively.

[AkvoD3]

Let's use it constructively.

[ZOMGAPOTATO]

MY GRANDMOTHER GIVES GOOD HEAD.

[Skyntalor]

hey, toshi, come on! toshi get over here man! I ain't playing witchu!

[TheOboreruFish]

Jesus fucking Christ. "First Rate Cunt Lapping" is a freaking paragraph in Japanese. It even goes onto a second line cause it's too long to fit across the entire screen.

[LeaTelamon]

@TheOboreruFish Because she doesn't actually say that, she goes way more descriptive ;)

[HugeEffingKuriboh]

I raugh so hard I faa ova'.

[TheRaffleTube]

How exactly do you use the phrase 'first rate cunt lapping' constructively?

[DeviousBetrayer]

My grandmother would gum me.

[BoundShackles]

"Hi. How are you. I give good head"

Yeah goodmorning to you too

[SaMaNtHaoFjOa]

This is NOT GEISHA !

[HipHopJun]

@SaMaNtHaoFjOa How?

Geishas are nothing but glorified escorts. Prostitutes selling their virginity to the highest bidder. Nothing more, nothing less.

[sasgay]

@HipHopJun Yeah you're absolutely right except for the face that the term "geisha" refers specifically to people who don't have sex for money.

[HipHopJun]

@sasgay Yeah well I saw the movie "Memoirs of a Geisha" therefor I am an expert.

[sasgay]

@HipHopJun reading your two comments have made me an expert on being ill-informed. It's too paradoxical a life,I'm going to have to kill myself.

[MontijoDUBS]

WHO THE FUCK IS TOSHI. HE NEEDS TO PUT HIS BITCH IN PLACE. My grandmother does NOT give good head. I would know.

[MsSamanthaJo1]

What the hell!

[Kodocha7]

I lost it at "my grandmother gives good head"

[obaoba6]

toshi likey likey.........................­......

[Mayavina]

My grandmother gives good head.

[EmerlyLynnLuangrath]

Poor Toshi

[Agumon5]

Toshi..where you at man haul azz!

[nosalvation88]

I'm gonna copy her 'Come On Tochi' to my boyfriend and see what he says hehe

[Ixezy]

R.I.P TOSHI

[Ixezy]

RIP TOSHI XD

[queenbee319]

wth did i click on >.<

[cellina14]

OMG I think I just died of laughter. You have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. They give lessons for such things? Whahahahah

[Sushikokeichi]

lol why did they make this? this is not a geisha. she should of been an oiran.

[foxyhninja]

lmao my name is Toshi

[Amarynthine]

desperate...

[boricuaboi210]

wassup alex

[vgirl120592]

wow the whole family gives good head apparently

[tabbsy]

"My parents gives good head"... WTF???

[cellina14]

@tabbsy whahahaha. I was thinking the same thing

[nightmarejr]

Toshi's not coming.

[CloneHarmony]

Why won't Toshi approach her? is he scared? Does he not want his cunt lapped first rate?

C'moooooooon! C'mon Toshi!

[missachon]

WTFF 

[raininghoney]

She's so hot for Toshi. So jealous.

[MistuhMooshii]

Toshi sounds like 'touch me'.

[wolfblitzer7]

I need alot of Kleenex to clean my keyboard. Thank You Japan for this video.

[onimiah]

thats not a real geisha. and its an insult.

[sam91832]

@onimiah its a skit from a japanese comedy show

[boricuaboi210]

@onimiah no shit sherlock, did you figure that one out on your own?

[zherui]

If only they made shirts that said "I am Toshi", just like those "I am The Stig" shirts

[benjamane]

TOSHI TAKES A HELL FUCKING LOT OF COAXING FOR ANY ACTION TO HAPPEN.

[eddie14886]

Toshi you lucky bastard!

[hektor6766]

C'mon Toshi, the meter's running.

[elBriella]

OMG im rolling on the floor laughing (in my head) LOL Toshi be a man and hurry up!!!

[kokozone21]

ha ha :)

[mrsmethodical]

This is a comedy sketch from Vermilion Pleasure Night, give the Japanese a little more credit.

[PaNdAxSaMa]

@mrsmethodical yea i heard this was something from japan's equivalent of like snl.. def made me lol xD i can't believe some would believe it was real lol

[ninjaspiceattacks]

@mrsmethodical i've only been able to get hold of one episode. (episode 2). the stuff with mannequins seems to be quite popular

[scorpionsSon]

Toshi !! You bastard !!

[09151151415]

125 people are Baka Saru's

[angelica94caparas]

hahaha lol...funny vid..i had read some japanese story..in that story the geisha (the 2nd character of the story) was a prostitute..not all geisha are a prostitute..some are..they just entertaining the people..

[9290638]

124 people give lousy head.

[ShaolinViolin]

toshi is the fucking man. you know how again people get to pick an english name?

WELL i'm picking TOSHI

[SuperFlyTyler]

maybe she meant yoshi

[adriannippy]

I wish my English Teacher looked like that. :) Does remind me of my University prof though.. so you could imagine.... I was never late for classes and scored A's. :)

[VincentJeanC]

My whole fucking family gives good head. The dog too.

[sifterbox]

I am in love!

[drakkis]

2:00 Exactly how I always greet people.

[MarlasanLovesCake]

wtf is this shit n.n

[fleshxrot]

"My grandmother gives good head"

[Overfiend002]

My reratives give good head

[deathraykills]

wow shes hot!!

[tobesograteful]

I do not believe that she is really geisha, NO CLASS.

[xHuntedGunzPCGx]

@tobesograteful You actually questioned whether or not this was a geisha '_'

[eeedel]

The whole show/series is pretty hilarious. Its on netflix(cant remember the name to save my life). I remember renting it a few years ago. There are about 6 DVDs or so

[devilstar690]

@eeedel whats the show called

[eeedel]

@devilstar690 "Vermilion Pleasure Night"

[charlesthemidnighter]

This is from a Japanese comedy show, I can't believe some people in the comments (and apparently the poster) thought this was for real. BTW mavin's 175 racist comment should be removed, what the hell is wrong with you, you ignorant moron?

[Animus69]

I WILL STOP THE VIDEO RIGNT NOW

...I just don't know how to do it rignt now. ;n;

[SilverRedIndigo]

At least as funny as the video is the clueless blurb of the person who uploaded this.

[killermod0]

Japanese prostitute instruction video.

[Entsetzen1984]

Is this.... real?

[Phenomunon]

ehehehe

[MrMadBeef]

poor Toshi lmao , it would be so awkward if someone acted like that with me :D

[wnsbug]

my... japanese name is Toshi... lmao

[mirandabone]

That's amazing, where's Toshi, I don't think he's coming so she can't be that good XD

[KmilOxoUna]

TOSHIII TOSHI!!!!!!!!!!

[AngelusFromHell]

Toshi rules!

[jhalton]

why.

[KathlynWolf]

ZOMG!!!1! Fragment of audio from this clip was used by Combichrist in Kickstart the Fight.

[x2mike2x]

This is an instructional video for a brothel aimed at american tourists.

[jc215flip]

@x2mike2x ...seriously?!

[boeserschnaps]

so, where was the "extremly strong language"?

[Matt2Stoned]

if ever you're in Japan and a Geisha says "Come on Toshi" You know what video she used to study english...... "My Grandmother gives Good head"

[eggbaax]

@Matt2Stoned BAHAHAHA

[Edseldopydope]

since Toshi isn't coming, i'm willing to take his place

[NeatEat]

Who is this Toshi?

I want him in my bed.

[raevgaf]

Toshi is a lucky man!

[sprawl678]

Toshi's the name of the director of the show (Vermilion Pleasure Night). Does anyone know the name of the actress?

[Lazarus1095]

All hail the man, the legend... Toshi.

[risutoyt]

What a dirty...It's the end of the world...LOL

[Jhedan]

My parents give good head, my grandma gives good head....ROFLMAO!!!

[KathrynAmy14]

LOL!

[Kradchen]

my grandmother gives good head.

[kathychang02]

LMFAO!!

[flameburner]

私は彼女の toshi が!

[xlosingmysanity]

toshi's not coming. ._.

[llcdrdndgrbd]

Oh, eventually, he will.

[kinkaku8]

LOL!!!

[majik1213]

best video everrrrrr

[xIegionx]

was the point of this video to teach Japanese men what Western women would say to them if they got lucky?

or is this things for Japanese women to say things to western men if they had five dollars?

[Deathclok]

I'll give her a first rate cunt lapping. Then I'll "COME ON" her.

:D

[allen19920920]

Hahaha, she's sooo funny~~

[Buffalo1NY]

LOL, you can watch the whole show streamed if you have Netflix. This is from Vermilion Pleasure Night.

[Jakeateworld]

That was fantastically awkward.

[mutterpukker]

I wish I was Toshi.

[jdogg0908]

lol!!! first rate cunt lapping...now thats a new one lmao

[LOLDISNEYLAND]

ROFL this is ridiculous! bahaha

So damn funny.

[jasong622]

COME ON TOSHI!

[tomkoolman]

her favorite line is : come on, come on, Toshi... XD

[FriendsCallMeIgi]

Really?

[Iluvasianboys]

XD omg LMFAO

[joewhittles]

STOP THIS VIDEO RIGNT NOW

[ejmoye]

Toshi came.

[jupiterson67]

superb humour without infantile haha- next 2 perfect - congratulations 2 the author - we love it in Croatia - more related links!

[Stenheart]

hheheheh this is fun .. but she looks sexy ;)

[i3abyAbbz]

Oh god oh god oh god oh GOD.

[JLTantrum]

ORE NO CHIN CHIN NIJIKAN MAENI SUITA

[pescadoyventanas]

did she fall into a pen display at staples?

I would be okay with this generalization of geisha from gaijin but this is just weird....it's like the americans fucking up what cowboys are like...

[Xoujiro]

who is toshi

[JLTantrum]

i am toshi

[Testsubject909]

Looks like we're missing "You make my juice frow"

[kaosum2]

"My reratives give good head too!"

[MoonCatEri]

Let's use it constructively kids~! Come on!

[SexxiChica011]

HAHA this is hilarious

[lovesya0404]

hahaha my granma gives good head hahah this vid is soo funny

[ApplePanda0914]

i think "Come On Toshi" is the phrase she's trying to teach us = ='''

[grandeburrito4081]

who is this toshi you speak of

[TheSecretAgentBob]

CUM ON!

[KagomeHigurashi]

Come on, Toshi~ ♥

[AIKOAIKOSAN]

toshi.... you lucky bastard. hehe, come on toshi! c'mon! hehe, men hit me up :-)

[violinistgypsy87]

1:07!!!!! That the best!!!!

[badphish911]

aw man... I am SOOOO damn jealous of this Toshi sonofa-bitch right now!!

[TehPenar]

first-rate cunt lapping! come on toshi!

[AIKOAIKOSAN]

it's japanesem not chinese stupid.

[Raikotsu]

"Come on, Toshi!"

Epic win.

[nixified]

her delivery/timing with the english lines are so funny i'm guessing she's actually pretty fluent in english. anyone know for sure?

[LovelyHime16]

You guys shouldn't be getting so upset, this is just a part of Vermilion Pleasure Night, which is just a Japanese version of Mad Tv. [But I think it's better xD]

[tobiaspunk]

my rerratives give good head too.

[matteo240z]

seriously toshi, watcha waitin for!

[TheGuitarFreak1]

"My parents give good head" LMFAO!!!!

[KougaxKagome]

"My grandmother give Good Head"

[pimplywimp]

cumm onn toh shee cumm onn toh shee cumm on toh shee (sorry, audio preview is fun)

[pimplywimp]

sweet! my middle name is Toshi!!! three thumbs up, and one toe.

[karasi86]

どうみても芸者じゃないです。

[fete32]

Come on! Come on, Toshi! Come on!

Hahah!

[x2kcnguyen]

ROFL, yah the funny thing is the english is correct

[ElileesaInoyue]

you do know that she's not a geisha. And that this is from a japanese comedy show Vermilion Pleasure Nights?

[rashean]

In 30 years the lady managed to undo 400 years of progress for her people...

[OZilla612]

lmao

[mcgetman]

ROFL. omg this had me dyyyyying.

[0071065]

he gives good head...

[blazethunda]

EH!?

[drumwood]

I <3 Engrish

[Aieyana]

Toshi is a lucky man.

[enzolingus]

...my RERATIVES give good head!

priceless!

[styLLe]

OMG loL!

[stachelbeere91]

bitch O.o