I'm Alan Partridge S01E02 - Part 2

[mozzmarket]

wheres part 3? you shit!

[pcvideogamer]

*click* - Lynn... Idea for Christians wanting to communicate with God using the Internet... I'll call it 'Texts' it'll be the new 'Tongues' for an internet-generation of tech-savvy 21st century myth munchers, example... tuk-tuk, minkysminky-fabalabdong... could mean, I've got an erection...is that a sin? - for example... i haven't actually got one Lynn, just forget it, right new idea... DOGFACE the new social networking platform for pets, forget Kitten-Chuffer thats another site entirely *click*

[rocksoliddude1]

are you sacking me too? you rotten shit!

[SROCeallaigh]

'suppose if you were going to execute a bird of prey, the most humane way would be death by firing squad.' *Smugly walks off*

[DurhamGooner]

Push bar fire escape door that opens inwards?? I don't think so!!! Honestly, how do these people sleep at night.........

[RobAllen21]

Well you're a rotten shit too, get your coat!

[DayDreamAscent]

If you think that owl is bad, watch the one at 5:47 

[PeterOwen88]

i love when Alan sings the song at 7:42

[fairbezz10]

she remins me of janet street porter

[ReasonForThat]

8:57 is incredible

[mrsbundleberry]

Look how long Lion bars were back then. Now they're about 4 inches :-( And no that's not a sexual metaphor or double entendre...

[antbubb]

@mrsbundleberry

You are so dirrrrrty!

[ayahush]

At 5:16 it's like the owl is turning to the camera and going "Oh jesus christ, what is he on about."

[SaitanMar]

Alan acting sexy is one of the funniest moments in comedy. 4:36 always cracks me up.

[Masychefx2]

4:33 keep repeating sounds like a siren lol

[MrDarkTides]

Bash your arse!

[Bryl25]

This takes me back to when you could still smoke indoors.

[olovcon]

Why not beat the owls a good hard stick

[RelativeBadger]

@Wolfstorm98 All owls should be shot

[hellomynameismercy]

Norwich is r oustah

[Sailorsega]

Why are all the owls chained up like that? That seems cruel.

[goldensloth7]

"I've been pubic for 31 years." Hawt.

[IVIaster0fIVIuppets]

Gill / Jill is a MILF! Or should I say GILF? Either way, I would definitely shag her.

[XXXPaulJXXX]

@IVIaster0fIVIuppets Put that drink down!! You CANNOT have been sober when you posted that??! Susan? Yes. Sophie? Yes. But, Jill??? Woah there!

[IVIaster0fIVIuppets]

@XXXPaulJXXX I most definitely was. Ugh...

[ElliottsFather]

@IVIaster0fIVIuppets It's amazing what a push-up bra will do.

[goldensloth7]

@IVIaster0fIVIuppets Bet she was a cracker 10 years earlier though, and I could definitely do a makeover on her that would make her shaggable when sober... it might require some botox and fillers, haircut, but the potential is there. Or just a darkened room.

[RollingPeople97]

@goldensloth7 Who?!? Lynn!!

[goldensloth7]

@RollingPeople97 Nonononononono! Jill!

[Jfair100]

"a pipe of Pringles will suffice"

[TheJonFawcett]

hahahaha xD Alan is completely insane..

[henbaine]

it's marsha from spaced : D how did i not realised b4 lol

[DANNYM35]

Alan loves marker pens. He asked Lynn to get him one in the James Bond-athon episode and now he's asked Jill to get him one.

Cashback!

[Stooeybear13]

I would appreciate a friend just like alan partridge I really would.

[saintwinky29]

eeeerrrrggghh Jill your so dirty!

[MrDarkTides]

We could go shopping...

[relentlessaddict98jm]

this episode is absolute genius even more so than the others xD

[shoegalsho2]

IS THAT.... Marsha from Spaced?

[chubbylilloser]

@shoegalsho2 it is indeed. Lets just be glad Simon 'I hate any one who isnt my friend and is funny' Pegg wasnt in it:D

[shoegalsho2]

@chubbylilloser 'OOOOOOO duty free... how did you guess.'

[chubbylilloser]

@shoegalsho2 Lmao... shit.. just got onto the next episode.. and simon pegg is actully in it lmao I forgot about that ><

[shoegalsho2]

@chubbylilloser lol.... I knew he was. But thought it best not to point it out and make you feel like a silly billy.

[chubbylilloser]

@shoegalsho2 :'( I am a silly billy :(

[padge2]

shudder.....

[lfcrule1972]

It's alright I was just portraying a madman !

[adammm1]

keep it, keep it!

[tiarnan76]

"I know a cracking owl sanctuary, how about it, unless you can think of anything better?" "We could go shopping?" ....Cut to Owl - "Squawwwk!" ....Fuckin brilliant.

[bradders1011]

They've gone to...Longstanton Spice Museum...

[bradders1011]

They've gone to...Longstanton Spice Museum...

[dontdreamit]

"you're a man, im a woman" "that's a relief, the mind plays tricks!"

[jamesknox64]

@dontdreamit priceless!

[ihavekankles]

6:50 onwards is hilarious.

[MultiBigste]

i want to go for a few pints with alan!? xD

[WENGERGOONER]

Haha the Owl at 5:12 Looks at Jill,Looks at Alan,Looks at camera and says WTF! :)

[nem700]

lol what a dickhead

[JacuzziBooty]

Jill - "Is there anything else you fancy?"

Alan - "Errrr"

[misternylon]

go go go go go...start the car!!

This episode is absolute gold.

[ElectrexOnline]

''ive been pubic for 31 years''

[jokerml1]

Jill you are so DiRRRty.

[HLecterPHD]

pubic for 31 years hahaha.

alans done a few more little snippets called mid morning matters.

[bigcherry99]

how can anyone possibly 'dislike' this???????

[bigcherry99]

"i've been pubic for 31 years"

[nyelaljo]

"got a scam going on with a big plate" lol.

[ahenmaxtae]

lol... how awkward is this date

[Hamgammy]

that is one fucked up owl at 5:45

[belisariusorb]

i've been pubic for 31 years

[theextremedream]

"Lion bar?"

"No, i prefer fingers"

[confusciousthefly]

I sing gaudete loudly in my car too. I never realized how weird that must look.

[retrodelicious]

'actually, a pipe of pringles will suffice' hahaha

[keikuru1]

oh god LOL the part where he starts sacking them, brilliant!

i've only seen the fosters episodes but this stuff is too funny.

[atemlos2585]

Is this guy a comedy genius or what?

[mikeyman211]

He fills out that thong well- it's unnerving...

He reminds me, to look at, of Nykytyne2.

[RisingDampChamp]

Guilty of mouse-slaughter xD

[XlovesXtoXspoogeX]

Steve Coogan is a legend.

[Xxfancythat79xX]

This for me is the most memorable and funniest episode.

[mstrmurder]

my god it's marsha!

[hifromrich]

Longstanton Spice Museum

[MrBuch169169]

I laughed so hard it hurt at 7:39 - I played the exact same song with a date in my car xD

There's nothing on this Earth more horrible than seeing Alan Partridge perfectly re-enacting your life.

[dannyday58218195]

@MrBuch169169 awww shit dude epic fail!

[mcol3]

I know a cracking owl center!

[TiD061]

greatest way to pull a girl; talk about death row, and how to kill an owl by hanging it..

[bellmotherwell]

portraying a madman lol

[Xiolablu3]

Jill is sexy

[Rufio7]

@Xiolablu3 I would.

[ska2808]

"Now listen to this, it'll blow your socks off - GAUDETE GAUDETE GAUDETE CHRISTUS EST NATUS, EX MARIA VIRGINE GAUDETE!"

The only thing funnier than the expression on his face is the expression on hers XD

[torgausen]

I can only watch a few seconds of this stuff at a time, then I must pause the video. For a minute I laugh, face-palm and say "no, no, noooo". When I have finally digested all the shame (on behalf of this total dick head), I'm able to watch another few seconds.

[DJFREDHEAD2010]

not being but i would love to shag jill :)

[Destroyu2]

'Jill, you are so Diiirty!'

[hossoneninesixtwo]

You need a definition of "wanker"? - It walks , it talks , it IS "Alan Partridge".. This show is so well written and acted..:)

[ste43]

''why do birds'' lol fuckin hilarious, so many jokes in here.

[JanineRobin]

I can't help thinking Ricky Gervais owes Steve Coogan a lot more than he's admitting.

[where8angels8play]

"Oooooooooh She's nicer than my wife!"

[Obsidiax]

Oh god XD the part where he sings always makes me cringe, Steve Coogan is a genius

[fabios66]

laugh every time i watch this, evry couple of months or so

[ucla4eva]

What is that song that Partridge rocks in the Car? "...Maria,Virgin..etc..."

[relentlessaddict98jm]

@ucla4eva Gaudete, its a traditional christmas song xD

[DAH210774]

'I know a cracking owl sancturary'

[paul1979uk]

Oh sweet Jesus, painful to watch when he starts singing. Comic genius.

[savethesnail]

I WANT TO GO TO LONGSTANTON SPICE MUSEUM!!

[sammullins963258741]

@savethesnail pity it doesn't exist

[Darkdo0d]

i couldnt watch the owl sanctuary , it looked too painfull

[PaddyMcHugh1]

"Do you like owls?"

[jackjamesw910i]

'You know what i used to think when i used to see you in reception?'

'What Alan?'

'I used to think your nicer than my wife'

THE STUFF LEGENDS ARE MADE OF!

[goombabear]

what a horrible date

[Abbastid]

They've gone to...long stanton spice museum...

Timeless XD

[MRDJANDY2009]

waheyyyyyyyy.......BASH YA ASS!

[fuckamericanidiot]

4:22 cracks me up

[luckywood]

what's the song he likes so much in the car?

[VOLVORULEZ1995]

@luckywood

gaudete - steeleye span

[motherwellable]

ive been pubic for 31 years

[motherwellable]

I know a cracking owl sanctury

[motherwellable]

i prefer fingers eooooooooo

[ska2808]

"Yep, I've been pubic for 31 years" HAHA who keeps count of that sort of thing?!

[MRDJANDY2009]

well your a rotten shit to.....get ya coat! HAHAHAHA QUALITY

[zaezen]

longstanton spice museum !!!!!!!

[PeterOwen88]

its a bit like death row this

[phatlip2]

What did the plague start from?

[yakduzi]

i like the astroturf, it's basicly zero maintainance grass

[TheLuigi69]

your a rotten sh-t too lol

[geoffchapa]

pipe of pringles

[DJEdSaunders]

Jill you are so dirty

[BWFCUCL15]

Yeah well you're a rotten shit as well.. get your coat!!

[derangedband]

hahaha the singing bit was GREAT :D

[WKaliberr]

alan is a ladies man

[qwertyuiopdan1]

it's alright i was just portraying a madman

[flyboywithfries]

theyve gone to longstanton spice museum. so fuckin funny

random

[AndyGuitar01]

" why do BIRDS........."

[CelticReject]

@AndyGuitar01 Suddenly appear!

[doug2930]

Does he say Usefull stuff, or beautiful stuff when he's talking about the astro turf?

[WeNjIbOo]

"it's made of vulcanised rubber, which means it won't perish" lol.

[TheGm66]

i was a bit bored so i dismantled my corgi trouser press...class

[bfdhvcnvvbjdn]

No one can do witty and biting remarks and insults quite like Coogan/Partridge.

[BWFCUCL15]

Probably the best piece of situational comedy ever made. Absolute genius!

[joelgallagher12]

who sings that song when thier in the car

[PrivateRyanJipped]

Are you just flirting in that sort of crude way that middle-age divorcees do or do you like me... sex wise

[tiddler111]

Yes, only Alan keeps count of how long he's been... pubic lol

[notlobian4ever]

They've...gone...to... Longstanton Spice Museum!

[Badgerness27]

So now we finally see how Marsha came to be in Spaced. Brought low by Alan Partridge. What a way to go.

[itsmepritchard]

haha roger moore LOL

[jezeus101]

"ive been pubic for 31 years"

lmao!

[IsoscelesKramer]

You're a man, I'm a woman.

That's a relief! LMAO!

[ovavoo]

Im sorry mr hawk your pardon has been turned down for pre-meditated homicide of a errrrrrrrr mouse, and you'll be hanged by the neck untill dead, and dont try and hover so that the rope goes slack...so i suppose really the only humane way to kill a bird of prey would be death by firing squad.........comic genius!!!!

[bfdhvcnvvbjdn]

.....and that was all improvised by Coogan.

[andrew7210]

errrrrrrrr jill ur so dirty pmsl classic!!!!!!!!

[stevenemuri]

yes!!

[tommoodymusicweb]

i cried with laughter at that bit! kept rewinding it and watching it again!

[buckass]

im irish but have moved to australia and cant find partridge anywhere here....thanks for posting these you legend!!!

AHAAA

[matcardinal]

4.30 hahaha

[DisgruntledHobox]

It reaches it's finest at 8:50

Absolutely classic.

[NameNotaNumber]

"Yes, I've been pubic for thirty....one years."

Ha ha! What a silver tongued charmer.

[clairemahoon]

jill your sooo diirrty

[ljgately7]

ooooooooooo she's nicer than my wife

[Kingers41]

The song is an old 16th century carol recorded by Steeleye Span...sock blowing stuff indeed!

[Dungarth]

hahahaha ''keep it...keep it''

[blowhole54]

does anyone know the song he plays gill in his car ? when he says " listen to this it'll blow you socks off".

[WeNjIbOo]

@blowhole54 Gaudete-Steeleye Span

[fukdyamum]

at 5:37 i thought that was an owl making that noise lol

[mattthedream]

the best ever partridge quote ever IMO is

'Ive got your kids Dan, I've got your Kids!!

[lostnconfusedone]

Thanks for this - too funny!!!

[mertz123]

"gill you are sooo diiiiiiirty"

so funny

[fredsepp]

I like the way the owl looks at the camera almost mockingly :D

[scottfyvvver]

I'm Batman...!!!!

[JanineRobin]

"Waheyy!"

"Bash your arse"

[ovavoo]

Mr hawk, you have been found guilty to homicide of a....mouse and will be sentanced to death,..and do try and hover so the rope goes slack......death by firing squad....lol awesome!

[talltoise]

"I've been Pubic for 31 years" Coogan is a Genius.

[ovavoo]

lol i used that the other day in a conversation......shortley after that they left : )

[phocia]

and the cracking owl sanctuary :P

[7byseven]

One of the funniest bits for me is "a pipe of pringles". I remember walking to the 24hr garage when pringles first came out and I didnt know if I should ask for a packet, a tube or a box of pringles lol

[prozacjunk]

can't believe there's only two series of this