Chris Crocker - Snap & pose.

[ClythiaMysticka]

and let her know that you is the real. PUNISH DA BITCH

[DawnMichelleFYI]

Chris Crocker I love this video it always makes me laugh :)

[UpwardsFallings]

1:54

That's the Whoopi Goldberg look. lol

[DexterHaven49]

This is how to communicate with the camera, people, for all you camera-shy new YouTubers who just type your message in the video description and act big when the camera is off. I like how he's knocking shit over after 0:34 too and keeps going.

[natashatan01]

omg ?

[steev75]

this is one of my favourite videos of his, i love it

not heard the word twerp for ages

[dramaqueenkatelyn]

The pose really punished me..

[306playaplaya1]

lmfao YES YES CHRIS.

[kuitertist]

you is under drugz mmmmm mmmm but i gots you girl

[youhotmess123]

lmao

[prettyeyes775]

dats was upp ya u go gurl

[live22laugh22]

Whoa, he's gone all Shanaynay!

[jadej99]

i think hes high on crack

[emilyroxstar]

SNAP THAT BITCH, CHRIS!!! <3 <3 <3

[Seethering]

"The father, the son, the holy spirit, and a little bit o' mary..."LOL, that cracked me up

[DexterHaven49]

@Seethering Yeah, the "little bit of Mary" is the surprise kicker that cracks me up. When I saw this and the "Bitch Bell" for the first time, I thought, a star is born. Also "tug a lug." No one else can do what he does. Which is the mark of an icon. Try it and see, for any who doubt that claim.

[waandom13]

thumbs up if you accually sucked in your cheekes and posed...

[applebug]

0:32-0:37

Hahahaaa

[Litawyn]

Of course he's joking. The point though is that jokes are supposed to be funny. This idiot isn't.

[Mrrandy323]

What's wrong with his lips like a retard

[PhoebeTheodora]

While you doing the punishing pose someone would have given you the punishing slap

[rsandra23]

"If a bitch is gettin' rambuncious and if a bitch is gettin' outta line and if a bitch is forgettin' who she is, if a bitch is forgettin' who you is... then you use the snap on her ass!' Haha!

[PrincetonsBabyGirl]

Hes on some serouis Meth.

[JudasGaga132]

THE DISGRACE OF AMERICA IS STRAIGHT PEOPLE, CHRISTIANS, AND HOMOPHOBES!!!!! -3 U CHRIS

[Ghass61]

i love uuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Danielwalenski]

I'm pretty sure a punch to the face is more effective than a snap lol

[HansaPark08]

Thank y´all xD

[abombrichy]

Disgrace to America



[erikanicolehanson]

i understand its fake its just never funny its really bizarre

[1fanmileymandyparty]

just kidding that is fake

[1fanmileymandyparty]

Don't read this vise it actully works you will be kissed on the nearest possible friday by the the love of your life tomorrow will be the best day of your life however if you do not post this comment to at least 3 videos you will die within 2 days now u started reading this so don't stop this is so scary put this on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes when ur done press f6 and ur lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters this is so scary cause it actually works

[iza9193]

I think you're mentally ill, something with you is wrong, you were a doctor?

[heidithiessen]

Uh.. is he serious??

[msbunnypaws]

You know you seen Laura Winslow do it. Hahaha.

[MissCatsRoar]

lol. I think he's "word of that day" was: Bitch.

[Moniqtee]

I wish you would make more videos like this! lol This was priceless :D

[ashtrayday]

lol Chris you should make a Tina Turner - Proud Mary impersonation. You know, with all the moves. You'll be brilliant!

[ZephyrP9]

Punish the bitch with a look!

[beyondthedarkness808]

I'm gonna use theres this girl in one of my classes and whenever she passes back a paper to me she gives me this look so I'm gonna snap and punish that girl she flippen deserves it!!!!!!!!

[babycait729]

You can pose howeva she wishhhuh! Hahahaha

[StunDeximExuled]

Oh how I love gay people.

:)

[XxwerekittyxX]

Snap and pose... unless you can't snap then your sol ;)

[Rebelliousbynature]

SNAP AND PUNISH HUNNNNNN T.....GETIT BIIIIIITCH <3 CHRISSY YOU SO CRAAAAZY...

[CherryDaJuice]

Rambunctuous!

[NavB00]

LMFAO it looks like you are bout to take a dump but it ain't coming out.

[P0CHA]

yall hatin on him but he shut shit down on myspace, and look at all his video views. WOMP, yall are weak, and he's gettin paid off this shit. lol silly kids...quit worrying bout him and GET YOU SOME MONEY! =]

[sonicspeed90]

*snap snap snap* hand catches fire

[TheLifeoflucy]

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[jojo21591]

all ya hate on him but yet ya bitches are the illl bumms ya so broke ya disgust me

[jojo21591]

i love you bitch 

[JHALEE14]

No God doesnt agree with homo's neither do i. But God also doesnt agree with lying, cheating , stealing , NOT treating evryone equal, or even disrespectin ur mom and dad. So dont act like u havent done one of these bcuz guess wat u are just as much a sinner as this Chris guy, God says all sins are equal. So that little statement pretty much says it all.

[orcalolita]

@JHALEE14 Hate the sin but love the sinner (its in romans look it up by the way theres only six abolishments about gay people in the bible and 360 for heterosexuals in the book. F.Y.I)

[kurpplemypurple]

STOP BEIN MEAN TO HIM!!! U DONT LIKE HIM THE DONT FREAKIN WATCH HIM KK?

[MASIALEE]

i love u

[kinderlagen]

You know....its not only her your hurting, its everybody. with your VIDEOS BITCH!!!!!!!!! 

[PurpleFreakk23]

@MultiDaddysprincess GOD LOVES YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE. STFU AND GET OFF CHRIS'S NUTTS.

[rutbrend]

dude, why dond't you cut the "wannabe ghetto" thing ?????

you ain't ghetto SHIT !!

[1bowwow4ever]

whahahhahahhahahaa omg chris your soo funnyy!!!! ily

[MichaelJackson428]

oh my GOD people are SO stupid. he cant help being gay. QUIT FESSING OVER SOMETHING THATS SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS. idont rlly like chris but only cuz hes annoying not cuz hes GAY. the chemicals in the brain when they were formed were different and made him like guys. IT DOESNT. FUCKING. MATTER. KAY? u stupid shallow son of a bitches.

[oOTurquioseZebraOo]

keep pressing 7 lol

[UnfortunatelyScene]

@MultiDaddysprincess Being gay is the same as lying, cheating, stealing etc etc, you do these things on a daily bases.

[4EverEdward]

I will never understand why some people worry about who gay people is fucking! Why do people put off their beliefs on other people. Your so worried that its wrong and the bible said its wrong, WTF!!!! their gay, they are not fucking you!!! Some people need to be gone with that "God made Adam and Eve as a couple it wasn't Adam and Steve or Eve and adrianna" bullshit and worry about who you fucking. You dont agree with gay people yet you come to THEIR page and harrass them. GO FUCK OFF!!!

[MASIALEE]

i love you chris you brighten my day

[MissFlyJZ87]

Bitch do u know who i is? no imma snap yo ass

[cheerlading98]

oh my god first of all stop singing and get a life!!!!

[cierralullygirl3]

you look funny

[gangstamatt999]

gods against homo sexuals

[XXXXninjalover]

@gangstamatt999 bitch please! gods against ppl taht doesnt accept all ppl just like u so bitch paaa-lease!!!!!!!

[drkrose88]

@DeviantDustBunny well have u seen his sexist comments? Even tho they were jokes that is not something that many people found funny it was very offensive. So he deserves to be bashed...

[DeviantDustBunny]

How come 90% of the people that watch chris crocker's videos and comment don't understand that he's joking?! what has the world come to?! it's ridiculous what a bunch of idiots

[AndallthatRush]

@DeviantDustBunny SO AGREE NO ONE DOES UNDERSTAND THAT HES JOKING i mean damn if some woman and man seriously messed up THAT BAD GENETICALLY then the world would be ending if they ever started to reproduce. hes merely a boy that is gay, joking and hysterically making dumb videos HE GETS PAID FOR THIS LIKE AMEN TO THIS COMMENT BY DEVIANDUSTBUNNY!! AMEN! WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO ... CANT SPOT HUMOR OR RATIONALIZE FOR YOU GODDAMN LIVES

[DudeManGuy1223]

@DeviantDustBunny Not all of them are jokes, though! This one is, sure, but I'm pretty sure that the "Gay Guys Vs. Women" one was and that made my angry!

[dancerdiva10111]

@DeviantDustBunny he isnt joking

[zinski44]

@DeviantDustBunny this guys still a twerp

[DarkTamerSteph]

This is how you get a bitch tagetherrrrr-reet!

[SPIKEDBABYSHAM]

xD why does he put on like a weird mexican accent?

[sharkbite44]

shut ur gay ghetto wannabe cracker ass up bitch!

[princephillip92]

shut up gay fag i should find you and beat the shit out of you

[Blak1211]

the punishment is also us watching your videos and poor youtube has to have them on there site. they do provide good entertainment and make me laugh at your puny atempst to rant and make a impresion in the world

[Blak1211]

ya ive seen it..........on retarded tv showes were the people who do that end up in the ER.

[CheekyPrince]

people stop bloody hating, this video is categorised as comedy so shut the fuck up ¬¬

[thickntasty20]

wtf bitch, yo gay ass,, dumb shit

[silentbl00d]

D=

[RukiAlvarez]

if the b!tch is forgettin who you is.... LMAO

[liamthehockeycooldud]

somebody please shoot this faggot

[lilsnoopy2323]

@liamthehockeycooldud can you plz shut up?

.___.

with your bad comment

[Silveirta]

@liamthehockeycooldud I'm stumped.I don't see a bundle of sticks at all to shoot in this video.

[Kohrote]

@liamthehockeycooldud Your'e so strait!

[kwlkookie06]

Lmaooo

[ssmb06]

lmfao Chris i love you

[Mzladylyke14]

I feel sorry for you because you try SO hard to be a female

[rezeile92]

jajajaj i fucking love you!!!

[mfvh05]

you try so hard...

[padlock23]

GENIUS. I LOVE YOU

[blacktoadeGIRL297]

Why the fuck do you fucking talk about fucking bitches, so much when your a fucking bitch yourself!?

[sepheroth90]

doses ! CC

[keeshling]

CHRIS IS MAI HERO --33

[MsKelly1996]

why dont u all leave him alone :/ his being himself which is good :D chris is amazing and he makes me laugh :D... i saw ur britney spears poster in the back ground by the way lol :)!!! x

[ftjax]

Damn what a total waste......go suck on the tail pipe of a Greyhound bus !

[missfefe33]

lol i looooove u!! ur hularious!!u should make more videos with ur boyfriend!! those are the best!

[nothingsafe84]

lols the little bit of mary, etc part ..

[kaylerrshaye]

you have gorgeous eyes :)

thats the way he does it so i suggest you stfu before you get the living shit beat outta you.

[prettyfangs]

your punishing look looks like you sucked on a lemon:/

[EmBryWolf]

the old chris crocker is a freak

[mayensy6]

love it!! work it!

[basshunter477]

i just threw up in my mouth

[themorinozuka]

and why say things so nasty n hurtful about A PERSON U DNT EVN KNOW ! and y cuz hes weird n different hes not some cookie cutter person tryn to blend into americas "perfect" person. nobodies perfect jus cuz he doesnt fit ur standard of person doesnt mean u have to bash evry1 ov his vids kuz ur the 1 that looks sad, not chris

[themorinozuka]

if u dnt like him wat is the point of watching the entire video then leavin comments on the vid ?? lol your spending time of your life (that you will never get back ) on a person who could give a fuk about wat u think, i find that HILARIOUS !!

[sunshine1012222]

twinkies aint vitamins!!!!!

[unboxme1]

you should change your name to (chris cracker-ass-white trash)

[ladybrisen777]

he scares me, mommy make the scary man go away LOL

[L1LM1SS4N93L]

@ladybrisen777 LOL

[mizzreddhott]

ummmmmmmmmmmm what type of emotion am i suppose to feel from this video?

[Pinkchik86]

Fuck all the posing...do u got a big Dick or wat??? U wid dat bullshit nigga

[minamu8]

Queen of Ghetto.

[fredsucks777]

weirdo if u did that 2 me i'd probably kick ur ass on the spot

[TheCweezy48]

@fredsucks777 thanks

[0CallMeCrazy0]

Bitch get a shave

[shaebutte]

haha you're so funney :D

[lilsnoopy2323]

@xItsOlivia bully >->

[MichaelJacksonFan000]

@xItsOlivia He's acting...retard

[mamaluigi01]

ur gonna burn in hell for that last part. no joke.& THERE'S NO FORGIVESNESS FOR THAT SPECIFIC 1.

[nj623victory]

get over yourself, im sure you do worse than that bitch

[pincheculero12]

@mamaluigi01 n0 hes not yu just took it iin a wrong way..=(

[raymondtaylorful]

You don't have any idea of how many people you make smile--your videos give me a laugh on even the worst days :)

[GreenMonsterOfD3ath]

Y U SO FINEEEEEE

[rfisher402]

you r not gay

[IstalkBananas]

@uoweme5grand ,or thumbs down if we think you´re a gigantic loser who seriously thinks his opinion matters shit. Don´t hate. It´s gross.

[RaeganDior]

@uoweme5grand why would we do that... you #JealousHomo hahaha and I can say that bc I AM A FASSY [<3]

[iLoveSatc13]

@sorayaj914 HAHAHA I was just thinking that!!!

[musson20]

I'm gonna guess by the glasses, ur blind... so i just thought i'd tell u... ur GAY

[sorayaj914]

whtas wrong wit ur lips when u talk?

[TDavis4568799]

Why the fuck is ur house so dark?

[GetTheHook]

LOL Laura Winslow

[methinmycheerios99]

yo this mofo is Funny! Bitchez IS rambunctious though...

[methinmycheerios99]

yo this mofo is funny! "bitches IS Rambunctious though" 

[mattdogggg]

And a little bit a marry LMFAO good shit!!!

[derAbschrekkahrer]

ass

ass

gay

gay

loser

fuck you from Youtube

[frisky90210]

@derAbschrekkahrer THE BIGGEST FUCKER ON YOUTUBE

[derAbschrekkahrer]

ass



[MegaHellokitty121]

lmaoo!

[MegaHellokitty121]

lmaoo!

[MsEmber123]

hes so funny i just forgot who i am lol

[iiAmGoonerHaz]

slightly reminds me of the joker....?

[rivermo9848]

if i was 5 years old i might laugh at this , but come on is he for real!!!!!!

[hollynjordan]

hello !! :)) i freaking love you chriss your soo AWESOME!! :D you should add me on facebbook!!! HOLLY LEANN WALKER!!!

[SurfinBird1975]

great stuff for a movie

[Moniqtee]

This is my favorite video by him. They should put it under "Chris Classics." This is so funny!

[maleficentdiva]

I love the punishing look!  PUNISH THE BITCHES CHRIS! SNAP! AND POSE! and GIRL YOU BETTA WORK!

[CheerBoyX1]

The father, the son, the holy spirit, and a little bit of marry" lmfao!

[SamRapley]

why the fuck do u talk like that! its so retarted

[Blockstarcity]

ok mane, lemmie break it down for you: you are a fucking boy act like one. !

[TheUN1TED]

fag much???

[simplechrissy09]

stop acting black bitch. 1. your not a girl. i get that your gay but still. and 2. get a life u wanker. your just shameful

[Moniqtee]

@simplechrissy09

EXCUSE ME.. BUT WHAT exactly is "acting Black?" You need to think about what the fuck you just said.

[simplechrissy09]

@Moniqtee

excuse ME, but acting black would be someone whose white. acting like they're from the hood and shit.

[prettypinkprincesss7]

Its funny how you guys are getting so mad over a video, but yet he has high ratings.

[bigger4life]

do u know,ur grandma is soooo ashame of u,if i was her...dude i would be too!!!

[timperry98]

youaint no gangsta so stop actin like it!!!! and you forgetn who u iz lol

[hissweetness92]

lol chris got some haters ! hahaha ilove it !

[bigger4life]

@hissweetness92 hes a dumb ass,thats what he is and makes gay people look bad in life,which he does!!!

[w00t242424]

Let's get two things strait:

-You're not a girl

-You're not ghetto

Don't try to be.

[JennyKravitz]

what's that first word he says after " If a bitch is getting re..." at 0:01??

[RamzaBee]

@JennyKravitz rambunctious??

[JennyKravitz]

@RamzaBee yes, exactly.Thanks!

[sexycheerleaderOK]

@JennyKravitz rebunchewous ( i think thats how u spell it haha... idk sound it out. but thats wat he said haha

[40sProductions]

ur white not black, your a boy not a girl, so act like it, or i will find you and kill you

[marymarybaby]

@40sProductions i hope you playin , wht color is you ? are you a boy or a girl. . . no your dumb , stupid , stupid he/she .

[brooklynjunetillman]

u look high lol ok i snap u in half

[timperry98]

skinny basterd aint he?

@timperry98 shut up leave him alone stop hatin