Hawaiian Ryan - Weenie In A Bottle Lyrics

[foamysworshipper]

The moment he says ''its turning purple'' I pee a little.

[TheVoiceofagodess]

all i have to say is WOW ;)

[Selenaloverpds]

the funny thing is...its a bottle of oil xD

[blueskunk12]

Now that you have attributed the right artist, I don't have to annoy you by telling you you annoyed me. So we're both happy. YaY!

[adiofrek]

Forever Alone

[Theplayer69x]

Looked in the kitchen, saw some crisco oil n' thats when my blood started to boil

[haynhamma87]

Negative this Hawaiian Ryan on his Saving Ryans Privates album but nice try though with the weird al

[laughlaugh2wice]

hawaiian ryan? this is werd al yankovic

[amy2567]

I singed this at school with an bottel xD

[MysticMama926]

so he lived his life with a purple hurting weenie in a bottle? wow

[adamantius2]

search for hawaiian Ryan on Amazon. look for album, Saving Ryan's Privates. Look at song list.

Problem solved!!!

[sattler1990]

weird al dident make this song there is a list that says all the song that are put under his name but did not do

[Animedrawngirl]

I don't need a bottle, i have a replay button to rape! XD

[Animedrawngirl]

My brother showed me this song when I was young. I never forgot it. XD

[Zabeeality]

i choked on my grits listening to this and laughing hustarically XD

[rebornlover5161]

my mom dedicated this song to jb, like if u agree!!!!!

[limeademan]

this is certainly not, weird Al. first off weird Al is so much smarter then this, and this doesn't even sound anything like him, at all.

[frobnic8]

@limeademan Also, IIRC, he has a policy doing family friendly work.

[Crazycrackup]

@ 2.45 - Oh my god. BAHAHAHAHA!!!

[missnerdsrule]

HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA­HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAA .......................HMMM ..............................­.HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHA=my reaction

[gundu001]

With that title I though It was going to be a parody of ''Message in a bottle'' by the police

[StacyNichole]

who would say this isnt weird al..you must not know who he is..this is him :)

[assassinatul]

the lyrics are "i wanted to hump something "not to have he said "have "1 time or two and the else it's hump;)

[AngelofCraziness]

LMFAO u know its bad if the people who are helping u are laughing at u

[thecommercialguru]

not weird al!

[2wolfcry]

I can't stop laughing

[thisisnoturaccount]

ok if this isnt weird al then who is it?

[syonwarrior]

How'd he get it in there in the first place? XD

[jerkoff71]

why didnt he just jerk off

[dog453679]

Oh my God! No,no,no! HAHAHAHAHAHA! "Weenie In a Bottle!" HAHAHAHAHA! I-I can't stand it! HAHAHAHAHA! That's one of most hilarious and one of strangest songs that Weird Al wrote! HAHAHAHAHA! Only a complete loser would do something stupid as that! HAHAHAHAHA!(falls off a desk laughing.)

[dayzduck2000]

this does not sound like weird al and he definitely has more class than whoever made this up

[PRINCESSS2012]

ROFLLMAOOO!!!!

[luis3826]

I heard this song on my friends mp3 player during class a couple of years ago and i got in trouble for laughing out loud in class

[cowinacandotcom]

@luis3826 lol

[TomAwezome]

Not by Weird Al.

Flagged as misleading.

[BadCoyoteProductions]

@TomAwezome yes it is

[TomAwezome]

@BadCoyoteProductions You're right. It is misleading, Good to see you agree.

[BlackFlame208]

@TomAwezome Eh. Sounds like him to me.

Who sung this if it isn't?

[DEATHARMY101]

@TomAwezome this is wierd al

[TomAwezome]

@DEATHARMY101

Not Wierd Al.

Have you ever been to his website? It has a list of EVERY song he's ever done. This is not listed.

@BlackFlame208

The actual author is unknown, but it certainly wasn't Al. He typically doesn't do songs of this, erm, "type."

[TomAwezome]

@TomAwezome Oh dear, scratch that, this was done by an individual named "Hawaiian Ryan".

[dmenkhau]

@TomAwezome Maybe they didn't know... not really their fault..

[snowball862]

@TomAwezome its still a good song who cares if its misleading

[yungqflyydreww100]

this dumb ass is hilarious

[anthonypagani97]

this songs funny as hell tho but weird at the same time

[Calebthemainman]

@anthonypagani97 thats why he's "weird" al. lol

[spiderman292007]

Weenie In A Bottle

... This song is by an individual named "Hawaiian Ryan".

[dog453679]

@spiderman292007 Well, you could be right about the name of the correct artist. But nevertheless, it's so freaking hilarious! HAHAHAHAHA!

[spiderman292007]

@dog453679 i am right. its not on any of weird als albums

[DarkWolf77]

I think hes saying "I wanted hump something" but im probly wrong

[Lubotsulat]

why would it be a problem when he loses his boner he can get his dick out

[DamonSnelling]

Hawaiian Ryan wrote this song

[krissy6754non]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Hurricane32]

It doesnt even sound like Weird Al. It isnt clever or funny.

[thexboxfanatic922]

press 3

[Tunesnatcher]

This sucks ass. therefore it is not wierd al

[trent1097sfriend]

It's a parody of "Genie in a bottle" by christina aqueillara or whatever you spell it lol

[marcquise128]

This isn't Weird Al.

[metalligimp]

Pretty damn positive this isn't Al.  This is way below his standards.

[EuphoricalKidd]

all these lyrics are wrong!

[EuphoricalKidd]

its i wanted to hump something -___-'

[misspinkandpurple1]

what boy can even fit his weenie in a bottle??...my boyfriend cant!!! you must be very small if you can :(

[TheLegolover122]

he so did this



[goldeneyekiller101]

what song is this making fun of exactly?

[skylar1072]

@goldeneyekiller101 i think big weenie by Eminem

[Lycan8484]

@skylar1072

Haha! No way possible. Have you even listened to Big Weenie by Eminem?

I don't the song exactly, all I know is that it's by Brittany Spears.

[skylar1072]

@Lycan8484 oo well i said i think lol

[Lycan8484]

@skylar1072

lol it's cool.

[skylar1072]

@Lycan8484 the only i know about this song is that its funny

[nazizombieslayer123]

this is even weird for weird al

[Superbabiez]

not al

[kdrileyII]

to jul5768, what are u some type of moron, how the hell could this be an early weird al song? in reality it was on the bob and tom show in denver colorado. why do u think the operator says "denver 911"? early weird al in 2002, what a dumbass

[Khirzask]

This is one of the first songs I downloaded on the internet. Circa 2002, on dial-up, using the old Audiogalaxy client. The good days...

[thebanjozo]

OMFG THIS IS SOOO FUCKING FUNNY I ♥ IT!!!

[thebanjozo]

XD

[MrMatt4you]

Where you put "Sweet" it should be "wait"

[clonetrooper00123]

VERY cautionary story!!!!!!!!

[clonetrooper00123]

128 people stuck their weenies in bottles

[sunnydayay]

wow this is really weird!

[chedeng13]

I read that the song is by a guy named HAWAIIAN RYAN not by Weird Al.....

[emoitachi100]

what kind of idiot would think of this song and sing it in public histerical laghter for any one who listened to it

[emoitachi100]

what kind of idiot would think of this song and sing it in public

[DreamingOutSoFar]

<333333 i wish i was there wen it happened!!!

[maximumfun1993]

OMG!!! THIS IS TOO HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[denelsia]

Loved the operators part too!

[denelsia]

LMAO!!!

[tmcmu0e]

THIS IS NOT WEIRD AL people. Funny song though

[RunnnDomNess]

hahaha ..ow ow ow no i stuck my weenie in a bottle an now i cant get it OUT!:D

[MrCupcakeboy14]

Ok thats a strange but funny song

[pvtcowboyFMJ]

1:17

[pvtcowboyFMJ]

lmao

[MrJameshodgkins]

sounds like big gay al (not weird)

[RunoJohnsson]

This is al, i just checked the internet =P

[KokuyokuLoverForever]

Is this song about hot dogs :P

[jul5768]

You gotta love al (this was one of his early songs)

[dylanodom12]

my wenie was in a bottle a girl drank but it hurt but good

[fuzzleteala]

This is DEFINITELY not Weird Al! Pretty funny, though!

[whalenmatthew]

It almost sound like something Al would write and do is a very funny song

[waenas]

@whalenmatthew This sounds NOTHING like what Weird Al would do, you probably think "Flat Butts" is by him too huh, come on admit you're an idiot so we don't have to call you on it. Idiot. Weird Al has more self respect and talent than....this.

[IncredibleInedible]

@MrChrissie1996 Yea, and your meats shredded and bleeding EVERYWHERE.

[Chiffyl]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!



[eclectica1]

This is by someone known as Hawaiian Ryan...people like you are giving Weird Al a bad name with this BS.

[btime421]

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[Her0zify1]

Hey That's what I do!

[Spanishfutbol2010]

116 people have their weenies stuck in a bottle

[zach120427]

Gay

[neemanater]

@zach120427

u

[sweetiepea13]

i love this band but this song makes me feel like im gonna spew

[laughingboy1999]

no sorry it was not weird al yankovic.

i googled it and it said it was but it was lying.

[Frasier2098]

this actually is weird al its on one of his albums

[890josh890]

Does anybody else think that the comments in the brackets aren't funny :/

[366EVILANGEL]

lol i luv this song XD glad my brother showed this to me lol

[marshmello1430]

I LIKE THE SONG!! AGAIN!!!

[ThatCrazyGingerChick]

oh god. this would be funny but it's just too horrifying...

[Chubbolisa]

what if he had to pee? D=

[awptions]

@Chubbolisa

he'd just pee in the bottle :)

[elfboy676]

This doesn't even sound like Weird Al...

[oOiiLoveHATERSOo]

if he let his boner go down he could slip it wright out hahaha

[4516278]

@oOiiLoveHATERSOo  you know that by experience?? lolll

[biglurch1986]

i love this song LOL !

[Sentai10]

This song was made by 2 DJs from KS 107.5 morning radio show... they're in denver and I know this because my mom bought the Cd when I was a kid. It was just a CD spoofing real songs.... but its not Weird Al

[TheJAKE4478]

105 dudes had their weenies in bottles. fuggin retards

[ratarypa]

when was this song made

[MrBrendab]

hhaahaa i thnk its funnie wen he says ow ow ow

[mau4000ify]

This song needs to be number one right now!

[FrigidReve]

LOVE the song<3. At first I thought "With no girls around my mom (Not "mind") was wonderin' " xD. LOL. xD. :P

[CreateBetterVideos]

nobody wants to know what you think. the lyrics will do

[dustina181]

this is weired how dumb can this guy be puttin his dick in the bottle??

[bigfootskitty]

This wasn't Weird Al, it was a Was A couple of Dj's on a radio station. Why is it that EVERY TIME someone thinks up Warped lyrics to an existing tune, It Automatically must be weird al, And EVERY REGGAE TUNE is Bob Marley? If you don't know who the artist is, than just say so and leave it at that! someone else went to all the trouble of FRYING christina agulera and you RIPPED THEM OFF FOR THE CREDIT AND GLORY and then blame it on Yankovic.

[tapeworm489]

@bigfootskitty are you dumb? this is totally weird al. how the fuck is it NOT weird al? its on a fuckin album? your dumb.

[Stephanie19885]

@bigfootskitty What are the names of the DJ's then?

Not that I dont believe you.

Im just curious since you seem to know

[alekryde]

@bigfootskitty who cares? it is a awsome song :P

[ThePeanut900]

@bigfootskitty exacly

[ChuWanggAmes]

@bigfootskitty acctually it was the fans they got confused

[blissfullyignorant86]

@bigfootskitty Who cares who this is it's funny as hell... horrible, but funny.

[EAG1015]

@bigfootskitty You seriously hit the nail on the head. Anyone who's a fan of Weird Al knows that he doesn't write/perform songs with sexual content like this. When are people gonna get it that not every song parody was done by Weird Al?

[DylanNes]

@bigfootskitty This actually is from weird al

[xxXShadowflame666Xx]

@bigfootskitty Then who is this by? and also this sounds almoast like him...

[TheRealTacoDan]

@bigfootskitty It kind of sounds like Weird Al, I think that's why people are getting confused. I for one, had no idea it wasn't him until I saw your comment.

[TheAtomic1234321]

@bigfootskitty who cares

[XxChaos345xX]

@TheAtomic1234321 Yeah, who cares about you? No one, so stfu and gtfo you fucking degenerate.

[alienjoe123]

@bigfootskitty EVERY REGGAE SONG ISN'T BOB MARLEY?! I THOUGHT THEY WERE THE SAME THING!

[Capxeno]

101 people put their weenie in a bottle

[RavenDestroyer]

@Capxeno my comment only more recent

[20musicfreak20]

@Capxeno lol

[1995nineteen]

weird al didnt make this song, please stop misrepresenting him, he does far better quality work than this

[NJNOTMJ]

i don't think it is weird al but i like it lol

[bigpopparamma]

This is not "Weird Al", this is Hawaiian Brian. You can find all the information of a lot of known song parodies that are not attributed to "Weird Al" at a site called "The Not Al Page".

Still it's a funny song.

[bunundi]

im trying to decided which is better. wierd al or rucka?

[FaithTaylorTheFox]

woah he must be Reeally bored 

[iwantmorecookies]

this is not Weird Al

[hogwashsentinel]

Not Weird Al

[BigGdarapper]

this song is fucking hilarious!!!!!!! HAHA

[tuesdayschoice]

if i had a dick i would do that

[SailorZitaS]

"I wanted to have something"

should be "I wanted to hump something."

Just sayin'(:

[iamdeaddude]

oh oh yeah-is he with a girl?

[friendsaredebest]

MASTERBATION. lmao

[daydreambelieverr]

what the fuck.. *-*

[MultiSasuke2000]

he just has to use a hammer lol

[XShielowSuzuchihaX]

KISS YOUR HAND 10 TIMES

SAY YOUR CRUSH 15 TIMES

POST TO 2 OTHER VIDEOS

LOOK AT YOUR HAND

[kingkong381]

umm... smash it?... unless its plastic... that wouldnt work :(

[123mesey]

i feel ya Weird Al 

[rosh98]

xD

[rosh98]

xD

[DeltaRC1262]

Not weird al, look on his site.

[23Belligerent]

Yes it is, he's done vulgar songs before. Asshole son. Ever heard of it? It's not like he really shoved his weenie in a bottle, calm down.

[ludovica36]

@23Belligerent Delta is right This is not a Weird Al song and nor is the one you said.

[23Belligerent]

@ludovica36 Its still funny to see people react like that, like there isnt worse things on basic cable

[ludovica36]

@23Belligerent You are missing the point. This song is NOT by Weird Al. He has publicly said so.. Take a look at his Myspace page if you dont believe me.. and if a track is not listed either on weirdal.com or the extensive discography he links from it then its not by Weird Al Yankovic, no matter what tags and attributions a file may bear. Al is sick of his name getting on these things. This song is by someone who goes by the name Hawaiian Ryan as a matter of fact.

[23Belligerent]

@ludovica36 You are missing MY point, I dont care if he didnt write this. MY point was about watching people getting worked up over trivial stuff. Much like this and getting so offended over someone saying weenie. Ok, so it wasnt Al that wrote the song, Im not going to lose any sleep over the matter, at all. You just keep pushing the answer at me even though i wasnt arguing with you about the recording artist who wrote this.

[ludovica36]

@23Belligerent Well you should care about damaging someones reputation and harming their career because of that

[23Belligerent]

@ludovica36 Right, because my ONE comment will make his record sales just plummit to the ground. Again, its funny to see people get worked up over trivial stuff.

[JoeyyzK]

@ludovica36 sorry al's best friend

[cfmeek1]

OHOH MY AWW MAN I LITERLY JUST BARFED