Brian Blessed does snooker commentary

[JohnHutch]

Pissed myself laughing at this

[itskirstybetchx]

Did anyone else turn their volume down as a precaution? :P

[MeanGreenMother123]

And here he is this young man, he's not missed anything all day. The atmosphere is hushed, you could here a pin drop. He's going for the rest. A lot of people wouldn't fancy the rest at this point, but this young fellow relishes the tast ahead of him. Note how his chin always brushes the table... Shush shush shush shush... OH CALAMITY! OH HOW HOW HOW?! *BOSS NASS* CRY HAVOC, AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR! I COULD'VE FARTED THAT IN! THE GREAT STEAMING PILLOCK!.. and now.. Jimmy White... AWESOME!!!

[cyberinfiniteplay]

SCRAMMMMBLLEDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!­

[Liamb7721]

I AM DAVE YOGNAUGHT AND I HAVE THE BALLS !

[dharmaseed]

OMG, I about pissed myself here!!!!

[MrBobtheTroll]

When God created Chuck Norris, he noticed that chuck had a spare vocal cord. So God took it out of chuck norris and that spare vocal cord became Brian Blessed. The end.

[tashpish]

@MrBobtheTroll shut up you mundane prick.

[kirstyasher2]

0:23 i only dream that someday he'll say the same thing to me...

[benruyl]

STAND BY MY HAWKMEN, DIIIIVE!

[mikelheron20]

@THEANGRYMIDGET27 "Let SLIP the dogs of war." Sorry to be picky.

[dcanmore]

I COULD HAVE FARTED THAT IN!

[itskirstybetchx]

CHISWICK! FRESH HORSES!

[GMC750]

My God I need a Brian Blessed Alarm Clock...

[GlobalPeregrinations]

Thank you, Hodgman.

That is all.

[Jono2016]

Hate greame dott

[KurtMcGowan]

It's kinda creepy how he says 'hello Kirsty!' x

[AmyEmz]

SCRAAAAAMBLED!

[ConnorDGriffin]

@AmyEmz Yognaut? /Salute

[AmyEmz]

@ConnorDGriffin Ofcourse I'm a yognaut! /naught *SALUTE* :D

[TheArbiter6695]

@AmyEmz Dave! hello, from Dave!

[dilwich123]

CRY HAVOC, AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!

[DarboKraft]

@BrainBlessed<---- ALLL CAPS RAGE ACTIVATED

[080slipknot]

i am dave! yognaught and i have the balls

[AmyEmz]

@080slipknot *salute*

[maximotheone]

he's really unappreciated he boxxed with the dali lamia and nearly climbbed everest but had to go back to save one of the other climbers lives

[ErstraBloodread]

THE TIME HAS COME FOR HAM

[lolpop9908]

OH CALAMITY! OH HOW HOWW HOWWW?! CRY HAVOC, AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR! I COULD OF FARTED THAT IN! THE GREAT STEAMING PILLOCK! - for those who didn't understand a word.

[EpicFishFingers]

Holy shit, Simon was almost spot-on with his impersonation

[MrSdfg23]

SCRAMMMBLED

[JoshRacer90]

CALAMITY!

[KurtMcGowan]

His laugh makes me very, very happy x

[gcndavidmn]

DO YOU HAVE ANY JAM SANDWICHES?

[stefanharries]

definitely sounds like David Atenborough when he's quiet!!!

[Burtonfan851]

"So, Brian, how do YOU get the balls in?" "I JUST SHOUT AT THEM!"

[Sirchud68]

I wish I was Brian Blessed:(

[tudortoomey]

@Sirchud68 Would wouldn't?

[WilliamGRabbit]

Some one needs to loop 1:21 - 1:22.

[Cloelia1]

he sounds like david attenborough when he whispers

[RandomoGaming]

@Cloelia1 lol he does xD

[cbak12sg]

@gthreek Young, not Wark!

[alex164]

I COULD HAVE FARTED THAT IN!!

[blodgemeister]

Brian clearly didn't need the microphone.

[GeekyBird97]

i am Dave! yognaut!

[TheCGIMaster]

Wububububub!

[iiTzBenJi]

SSCCRRAAAMMMBLEEEDD!!!!

[Jangordijn]

DO YOU HAVE ANY JAM SANDWICHES??!!!!!

[redisforever007]

That was so funny, it physically hurt me. I loved that.

[pl0xyserver]

BRRRRRRRRRRRR

[mjmjr2191]

he does the boss nass thing @1:20. he played boss nass in the phantom menace!

[fenric71]

brian blessed... classic, would love to meet him and have a good old chin wag (or shouting match)!!!

[poptya]

I was about to post something about the yogscast to see if there were any yognauts out there, and then I saw the top rated comments lol

[joecool280]

Nicholas Cage and Brian BLESSED, my two favourite actors :D

[shizzam125]

'I COULD HAVE FARTED THAT IN !!'

[Applemask]

GREAT STEAMING PILLOC

[ch1ral]

O CALAMITY!

[marilocsin]

I think he likes his eggs....SCRRRRRAAAMBLED!!!

[sunshadow69]

CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR, AND OH YEAH I HAVE THE BALLS!!!!

[DackxJaniels]

DO YOU HAVE ANY JAM SANDWICHES???!!

[TCRoofgap]

Brian Blessed should do full time commentry for snooker

[snowcomenow]

I AM DAVE! YOGNAUHT AND I HAVE THE BALLS

[Uberlaser]

GORDON'S ALIVE!

[LordPasschendale]

I JUST SHOUT AT THEM!

[tommos1]

press 6.

[TheSoulMan8]

Cry Havoc and Let Slip The Dogs Of War!

and just as an extra point, one of Brian Blessed's most famous lines 'Gordon's Alive' was virtually whispered. Even if he doesn't seem to remember it that way...

[XenothranHero]

BRIAN BLESSED whispering? What sorcery is this?

[azizborashed]

SCRAMBLED !!!!!!

[2Koranteng]

this had  me in stiches for days hahahhaha - snooker would NEVER get boring if he was in charge of commentary :)

[YEYGamez]

JAM SANDWICHES!!!!!!

[KingLofiOne]

VAROONIK!

[KingQuixote7]

Brian Blessed is an absolute CHAMP

[DellDuckfan313]

Note to self: Brian Blessed can't keep quiet for 20 seconds. Luckily.

[OrionoftheStar]

BRIAN BLESSED: ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE PERMITTED TO SPEAK IN ALLCAPS.

[Muilkorfje]

@OrionoftheStar

He's the vocalcord of Chuck Norris!

[RoathRipper]

GORDON'S ALIVE!!!!!

[IAmTheMohawkWarrior]

1:21

[sebbe91]

@IAmTheMohawkWarrior haha! just like the ginger kid xD

[mclarenguy22]

Imagine if he was commentating on motor sport and someone crashed..!

[Hypastpist]

never give a large ham a microphone

[25random52]

Brian Blessed likes his eggs scrambled and he makes them by shouting at them!

[SuperSmashyfication]

MY NAME IS BRIAN BLESSED AND I AM THE LARGEST HAM OF ALL!!!

[VikingSteeez]

it was funny but i couldn't understand most of his yelling.

[SuperSmashyfication]

@VikingSteeez He said - "OH CALAMITY! OH HOW, HOW, HOW! >untranslateable< CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR! I COULD HAVE FARTED THAT IN! THE GREAT STEAMING PILLOCK!

[wks1978]

Brian Blessed is LOUUUUUD LOOUUD LOUUUUUD LOOUUD!!!

[dodgerkbs]

i pissed my self laghfing so hard

[onlyhere4commenting]

He looks like Captain Ahab, and I wish I could have him provide a running commentary on my life.

[Deltan10]

the old brits worshiped a god named Bran The Blessed. IT IS NOT A COINCIDENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[xXMissMarmaladeXx]

SCRAMMBLED!

[ricojordanrai]

I am Dave! Yognaught and I have the balls

[GleePug64]

@ricojordanrai I am Dave! Yognaught and I have the Balls

[tunafshi1234567890]

@ricojordanrai dam im happy i saw this

[immodestlullabies]

Gordon's alive

[DavexclamationmarkYP]

haha! he quoted from Julius Caesar!

[Apollomasque]

BRIAN BLESSED DOESN'T NEED A DAMN MICROPHONE

[MrMoorkey]

@Apollomasque Don't think he even needs a vocal box!

[clouldheart]

i know of him due to The Big Knights :D

[Visonu]

"What am I doing with these imbeciles!? Blasted gorillas! I'll hunt down every last one of them! I'll track them down somehow! I'll stake my life on it!"

Brian Blessed, Kingdom Hearts (2002)

[OrionoftheStar]

I COULD HAVE FARTED THAT IN!

[TaffTalk]

Brian Blessed is the only person who is aloud to type with cap-lock on, without any need for explanation or correction.

[charliegirl6]

SET THE DOGS AT WARRR!! I COULD HAVE FARTED THAT IN!!! lolololol

[kai101m5]

@charliegirl6 please tell me that was some kind of typo

[argebarse]

BRIAN BLESSED IS AN AMAZING MAN

[TheJplay22]

I bet Brian always has the caps lock key on his computer on.

[LolLordy]

I really like BRIAN BLESSED

[Tryffelsvampen]

simon does a really great impression of him hahaha

[ThoriaBladecadas]

THE GREAT STEAMING PILLACK!!!

[JoeWithers100]

SCRAMBLED!

[HardcoreHeaven100]

I get my eggs of Brian Lolol so random

[InfectedMushroomHead]

Brian blessed is a fucking legend!

i want his voice on my sat nav :-)

[netsurferx1]

DID SOMEONE ORDER A LARGE HAM?!?

[ilovemoviesuk]

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE !!!!  (sorry , not original , but couldnt resist)

[TheToastPeople]

Ive seen this guy in ipswich he was so fucking funny

[boydoextreem]

how did u react on the snooker players? I JUST SHOUT AT THEM

[SuperVegeta9999]

SCARRAAAAAMBLED!!!!!!

[2klimpan]

I wonder how he cooks his scrambled eggs...

Anyone of you yognaughts feeling up for the joke? ;)

[mikevailprodutions]

@2klimpan SCRAMBLED!

[jammyman13]

@2klimpan He shouts at them

[MrYorkshireFella]

The Yogscast sent me here

[CorporalGoogoo]

The power of the Yogscast

[yuppy40]

I AM DAVE! YOGNAUGHT, AND I HAVE THE BALLS

[Markell1991]

@yuppy40 I like my eggs SCRAAAAAAMBLEDDD

[Jangordijn]

@yuppy40 / Salute

[NightCrawler358]

@ 1:21 he sounds like the king of the Gungans in the Phantom Menace lol

[bryemycaz]

@NightCrawler358 You know Brian did actually do the voice for him dont you?

[JTTCOLO]

@NightCrawler358 He WAS!

[LBrocklehurst]

OH I'M COMING WASHING MACHINE I'M COMIIING

[leafblight27]

why'd they bother giving him the microphone? XD

[peterG510]

SCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMB­BBBBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEEDDDDDDD

[Mikezors1]

I COULD OF FARTED THAT IN !!!!

[spairpartsdealer]

I am Nick, not Bi'ish, but a Yognaut none-the-less!

[Arkantos117]

Brian Blessed is GOD!

[AngelicBeatdown]

I am Arbid! Yognaut!

[lallelalle2]

I am Dave! Yognaught and i have the balls!

[Decepticlone314]

DO YOU HAVE ANY JAM SANDWICHES?

[Emrekpelmu]

YoGPoD?

[TheWanderingLPer]

@Emrekpelmu It's a Podcast by two English guys, and one of the things that one of them did was a hillarious Brian Blessed impression... three times.

[Emrekpelmu]

@TheWanderingLPer I was asking if anyone else was here from the YoGPoD. :P

[MadGunHandlers]

I am dave! Yognaut

[MadGunHandlers]

I am dave! Yognaut

[MrOMGees]

TERRIBLE NAME FOR A TERRIBLE WOMEN

[1990MattyD]

@MrOMGees - Haha!! xD 

[PsychoLivo]

The man is a legend.

[JakeJohnRogers]

I have just found my role model.

[ZOMGstephen]

I just realized his amazing voice broke the mute...

[ZOMGstephen]

Thank you Yogscast for telling me of this awesome man's existence!!!

[alexrockclimber]

this match was a right battle axe

[Baurles]

Awh how I remember him fro Blackadder.

[SnorkyO]

Cry Havok and let loose the Dogs of War!

[URBELOWMENOWBLOWME]

"JAM SANDWICH "

[DakZouglas]

DO YOU HAVE AN JAM SANDWICHES? LOVE BRIAN MWAH

[effinpeaz]

OOOHHH CALAMITY!

[tom201090]

why cant we have brian or someone equally as funny commenting on everything? I imagine if Brian did do commentary like that for Snooker etc the audience would be higher.

[SignificantOwl]

SCRAMMMMBLED

[imageConstruct]

oh my god he even looks like simon

[BGH122]

HELLO! I'M BRIAN BLESSED!

[tokyomop]

No, it's pronounced BRRRIIIAAN BLEEESSSSSED. You see, it's the screaming that makes it right.

[philphy101]

I am Dave exclamation mark yognaut and I have the balls!

[somrandomguy86]

Those guys are lucky they didn't mention jam sandwiches

[Tananjoh]

At 1:22, Boss Nass!

(I know, it is from The phantom Menace, but still)

[Shadowfang3000]

CHISWICK! FRESH HORSE!!

[gingermagicman]

I am Dave!Yognau(gh)t

[AmyEmz]

I love how most of the comments are about Yogscast LOL

[ih8numberinusernames]

Shit.......Simon does do a good job

[SwordSeraph]

"CHISWICK! FRESH HORSES!"

[eclectica1]

Haha...the look on Kirsty Young's face when he walked in. Priceless.

[Tasteslikecake]

I like how the comments are split into two groups, the yognaughts and the.... non-yognaughts

[ToXicApple1015]

@Tasteslikecake You mean Yognau(gh)ts.

[FruitAndBerry]

@Tasteslikecake Incorrect. The groups are the yognauts and the yognaughts :) Although I knew of brian blessed many years before the yogscast became widely known

[Muffinzeshlongun]

@Tasteslikecake

You mean there are...people who AREN'T yognaughts?

D:

[boydoextreem]

@Muffinzeshlongun what are u talking about those people dont excist

[TheJplay22]

@Tasteslikecake And then THEY are split into the Yognauts and the Yognaughts!

[OscarApollo]

@Tasteslikecake I'm a yognaut, but I knew who Brian Blessed was before I started watching Yogscast. D:

[Jimmyboy679]

@Tasteslikecake well, its actually 3, yognaughts, non yognaughts, and yognaughts who dont know who brian blessed is

[Anglomachian]

21 people were farted into the dislike category XD

[zzzzJAGJEETzzzz]

ALL HAIL OUR KING

[liamevans1987]

i could have farted that in xD