Looking for a Guy Like Penn

[pennsays]

Hi Penn fans. Penn Says videos have been discontinued, so you won't be seeing any new content on here. You can check out our Profile on our Channel Page for more info. We'll still be checking in, so hope to keep chatting with you all! Thanks!

[Understatement007]

@pennsays Why? that sucks. I'm sure there is more to talk about.

[jedirifleman]

its called 6 degrees of seperation...look hard enough and you can link yourself to anyone in the world in 6 relationships, either intimate or casual...

[felkajamine]

is there a significance to the red fingernail? or is it like the concept of someone using a bright orange thumbtip. ha ha

[joeratti]

@felkajamine its some sort of tribute to his mom. i think he said so in one of his videos. hes been doing it forever

[hazydayz988]

you're such a tease

[LibertyLamp]

It points out what a small world this is!

[vegetorott]

Akulahous,

That's why its the golden rule. If everyone did live that way there would be no wars, no poverty, no need for laws; but pride trumps all.

The idea that people should "have to" (progressivism) comes into play and all that golden rule shit is out the window.

Others think you have to choose its "me" or "them", and "me" always wins in the end.

I'm not a liberal-hippie progressive, but if you CHOOSE to think of it as "me" AND "them" we all win, but its great that we can choose not to.

[Akulahous]

All the law is fulfilled in one word: ... love your neighbor as yourself.

[ShadowWolf346]

Indeed, all five of those one words say it perfectly! WAAAAAIT.

[Kamidake83]

lol I bet you made that woman's day! I wonder if she even belived it. Kinda doubt it. but still funny shit

[pennsays]

Oh Penn, the only bad segway is on two wheels...

This really makes you want to keep a closer eye to the want ads. What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen posted?

[wayneinternet]

The ad on my you tube page to the right of the video says "science vs atheism...a universe without god? a riddle no atheist could solve"

[LarrySDonald]

I do think, on an even worse sedgeway note, that's it's extremely funny that this is sponsored by lean pockets.

[gwagblade]

Well you could do a three-way with mystery woman and your wife while eating a bowl of fruit loops with some breast milk.

[pitbull103]

Kenny Rogers has had so much plastic surgery that he doesn't even look like Kenny Rogers anymore.

[noeasymacforme]

Penn Jillette is the only man I would ever leave my husband for. ... I guess I'd take, Teller, too, but I'd prefer Penn.

[wolfinside]

Undoubtedly, this woman watches Penn's channel and will see this. It's a strange world.

[SnakeOilSam1]

Joke is on you Penn, she was way hot. You screwed up bigtime.

[Casmige]

=OoO=

Segue...better story than a 5000.00USD Auto Mobile Device.

Guess the Story Trumps the Technology in this case?

Cheers!!!

All ways Cinq Stars!!

=OoO=

[vic2354]

hahahaha that was a nice story. Cheers !

[xdeliriumgirlx]

what a great story :)

i bet she lit up like a chrismas tree when she heard your voice

[baxizach]

haha oh wow :D

[hellmuth26]

someone who resembles penn is krang's body on the original teenage mutant ninja turtles cartoon.

[LarrySDonald]

The rule is usually 2n-7, so given the numbers quoted you should be good to go. Except for the whole already being married thing, unless that's flexible with all parties.

[Petertunes]

God excellent stuff Penn

[davcar23]

Funny, some time ago some friends wanted to make fun of me saying I looked like the guy from Sabrina the Teenage Witch... I took it as a compliment, not as much as I would today but I thought it was cool.

[davcar23]

Oh BTW, still got that personal add? I'm on my late 30's :-D

[JackinOffJesus]

I'd love to smoke a bowl with Penn. Too bad he'd kick me out of his house. :(

[polska2934]

can he ever stop touching his face?

[kentrel2]

Its a rule of life that if you have a beard and are even slightly evil, like Penn, you must stroke your beard.

[redsight88]

I hope to one day grow an evil beard that I can stroke while watching battle royals hosted in an office building.

[krazykizza]

I notice that he is watching himself on camera while he records, very enlightening.

[DJHellBoundKloud]

To hell with the segue, the story stands alone. five stars. Nice story Penn.

[ashburn247]

i remember this on the radio show.

[foolsbetrippin]

1 star bad segue way

[culwin]

Worst segue way ever!

[ZombieX13]

What's' with thie pink finger nail?

[BloakinCloak]

He has a video about the red fingernail.

[TaylorMoria]

he has a video about it, looks through his channels

[virus1244]

Its a way to remember his mom

[rockinrj13]

Remind me to send out a personal ad to Carmen Electra.

[Icharys]

Penn, for both of you this was a "A Chance to Fuck Elvis" moment. You got a great story about a joke, she got a great story about you calling her voice mail. Good stories are what make it all worth while...well done.

[vampzim]

I really am Kenny Rogers.... In my nightmares..

[blackrainuponus]

Me too...and I'm the real Kenny Rogers.

[Sconz32]

I hope she gets to see this.. and respond.

[SariannaJ]

Such an cool story. :)

[iamdemom1]

that is cool that you would call her -

[ashluh]

I remember hearing this story on the radio show. Most consider me to be a lesbian, but I'd totally write that ad, with one change... I don't want something 'like' you. I just want the real deal. Because that's one of a kind! Great story!

[aaron3299]

Penn, calm down on the video making, youre going to give me heart attack.

[pretorious700]

celebrity irony

[YellowStreamStudios]

why is one of his nails painted red?

[retaliationtrigger]

its something he does in memory of his mother. he mentions it in one of his videos.

[TheStig000]

So that people like you ask why it's painted red. Of course.

[d4m4s74]

the story is that his mother once told him he should get a manicure because people look at his hands all the time, and he jokingly painted all his fingernails red

then his mother died and the rest has already been said by retaliationtrigger

[garapa]

wut a fucking awesome story

[Deathinmusic]

Awesome story. I miss Penn Radio, there were so many great stories like this. I guess Penn Says will have to do. :)

[lifeinkansas]

i watch you because you remnid me of my old friend tate who is now dead.

you are funnier than he was

[Recessive1]

ouch.

[sachaput]

Great story!  Thanks for sharing it.

[zogg18]

Great story

[GermanGangrel]

Great story. You're a great storyteller.

[1NoMusician1]

Thanks Penn!

[1NoMusician1]

I wish he had talked more about Charlie Chaplin, but, loved the story, lol.

[CleveDan]

that might be better than the blow dryer story

[mattulmenin]

That is a really cool story :)

[skateforpeace123]

penn is just one of those guys you could probably talk to for hours.

[solitary1971]

interesting story

[0n3sup3rc00ldud3]

The joke trumps the romance. 5 words have never been more true.

[Rystefn]

That's a great story. The fact that you put a smile on her face and probably a lot of the people she told that story to as well pretty much proves that you made the right call. The joke trumps.

[dorbie]

"The joke trumped romance as it has much of my life" LOL.

It sounds like you were actively looking for a stalker. If someone is looking for someone exactly like some star that's bordering on the unhealthy.

[dorbie]

I've heard a similar lookalike thing about Elvis, so it's a bit of an apocryphal story.

[dorbie]

clarification, that's lookalike *contest* story about Elvis.

[lkjhgfdsa954]

whys he got one fingernail painted red...

[teikalen]

It's a thing he does to remember his mom since she passed away. Childhood joke.

[jcrist]

there is a video about it.

[Dreamerx47]

looking for a girl like Jessica Alba in her late 20s or early 30s

looking for a girl like Sarah Michelle Gellar

in her late 20s or early 30s

[averylbrooks]

Its a great story, the world is a small place.

[trekimonster]

wow, i thought penn was alot younger. i thought he was in his 30s

[ConalCochran]

Yes you WILL, Penn!!!

I AM THAT LADY!!!!

No. Not really. I'm just a fat, hairy guy who enjoys listening to you speak.

[BRANSCOMBEx]

Im just like ya.. well I dont do magic, I don't have long hair..

but i do have facial hair and love to tell random stories. I bet we'd have a killer time.

Yo Mr. Jilette? Show me how to do a few magic tricks and Ill show ya how to play guitar?

Since you're a millionaire, how abouts you fly me to U.S for a week? :)

[JerkyChid]

nice story

[sanzyuryu]

That was a touching story, seriously dude... B

[mark3105]

thats a great story

[chimera15]

I'm looking for a girl like Kirsten Dunst. In her early 30's or late 20's roflol

[7StoryMagnet]

cool

[dragade101]

lol. i should so try that.

[gonyea12]

LOL what an asshole!

[TERLEWIS59]

I get told I look like Penn on a weekly basis ...and this is the first time I am seeing something positive coming from this .. so shes stlll in Philidelphia ?

[HappyWulf]

We love you, Penn. Don't ever stop. *hugs*

[dave28lax]

Sweet story

[goose700]

I have noticed this in a few of his vids and have to ask....Why does he have nail polish on the fingernail of his left ring finger?

[TheInnerCynic]

He once killed a guy for asking personal questions.

[goose700]

good one!!! Didn't expect that.....LOL

[enigmatically]

he explains it in one of his vids, just search for it.

[kmaitilasso]

Penn has said he's killed people for asking personal questions, but you're not asking him directly so I suppose it's o.k. it was an inside joke with his mother that he keeps as a reminder.

[Matzes]

there is a video about exactly this ;-) don't know whats it called tho..just watch all of them,you ll find it eventually =)

[imwhatsfourdinner]

he says it's a tribute to his dead mother. seems weird, but whatever.

[MagnusIan]

I remember hearing Penn tell this story on his radio show. Great stuff.

And tomorrow is... MONKEY TUESDAY!

[littlebier8]

Teller sends great e-mails.

[TheCakeAintNoLie]

Cool story, Bro!

no really it's funny :P

[Geoshi]

Isn't the story of Chaplin that he went in and lost?

Cool story regardless

[ShingoEX]

Supposedly got 2nd place :P

[nthnlsmmrs]

Sometimes a joke is just too good. Comedy will always trump romance, if they don't get the joke they're not worth it anyhow.

[purplecharger88]

Nice story.

[curriejean]

That's adorable! (don't worry, the intro was just fine :P)

[abigor315]

rock on!

[dahwang12]

That was a cool story penn. Wish you the best!

[KALfilms]

haha funny stuff, u rock penn