L. Ron- was an ok enough writer of science fiction who either got bored went crazy or as I believe became a colossal DICK! But I can't blame him for F-N with Hollywood retards, why not they are useless twits who deserve to be made fools of.
I don't know when they went off the deep end. Hubbard's stuff was actually pretty good, at least very interesting, back in the Dianetic days. Maybe they just need a shinier package to attract more converts? Who knows. But the "origins" of Scientology weren't that kooky at all. It was pretty good stuff from what I remember.
@Jac0bBau3r1995 And his son made water into wine! You know, when you think about it, the Christian/Jewish/Muslim God is pretty kick-ass, save for the being vengeful thing. Other than that, he's cool.
are these people retarded!? at 5:00 he said working for a penny a word is pointless, if a man really wants to make money he should START HIS OWN religion.... he even admits that he started it.... TO MAKE MONEY!...... if you believe in scientology well then thats your buisness, but all i know is that im a christian, and god forgive me for callling scientologists retarded. lol
just as stupid, but at least more creative than christianity, islam and judaism ... quite remarkable how tom cruise and the others market themselves as modern prophets just like jesus/muhammad/noah did - remarkable, because it still works
Tom Cruise said in an interview Scientology was about looking at another human being and knowing you can help that person in a positive way. Knowing you don't have to be a scientologist to do this.....I can now understand why scientologists don't answer this question fully lol
stupid but STILL WAY MORE BELIEVABLE THEN CHRISTIANITY and Noahs ark with every single animal in the whole world on one boat. and don't get me started about Islam
how can people believe this while their founder says this: "if a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion."
L. Ron Hubbard was (literally) a Science Fiction writer who found a way to make many, many boatloads of cash. Why this surprises anyone, I am not sure. Why the people sucked into the organization nowadays (and worse yet, believe it is helping people) is somewhat more unbelievable. Anyway, all religions have insane creation stories- this is only mildly more ridiculous than Mormonism, for example...
During the early 1970s, the IRS conducted its own auditing sessions and proved that Hubbard was skimming millions of dollars from the church, laundering the money through dummy corporations in Panama and stashing it in Swiss bank accounts. Moreover, church members stole IRS documents, filed false tax returns and harassed the agency's employees. By late 1985, with high-level defectors accusing Hubbard of having stolen as much as $200 million from the church,
This has to be a joke right? This must be a satirical video right? This video actually explains what Scientologists believe? I wonder what kind of evidence Lafayette Ron Hubbard obtained to come to such a conclusion? Faith mainly originates from divine revelation, what revelation has he received to profess such faith with certainty? So far I'm convinced with Science, not Scientology. Science has done everything conceivable to unravel as much truth as possible and I'm grateful.
@VerseInfinitum this little book is available at the public library, but it's out of circulation and difficult to find, yes this is what they believe, I didn't do it to laugh... although that is what has happened.
@VerseInfinitum evidence? He was a blabbering idiot and anyone believing this crap is even dumber than muslems or christians. As far as I'm concerned these idiots deserve everything that's done to them. Twice.
Cult??? Like the m#sons? do they hide in the dark and run the police and army like the m#sons do? I don't think so... Are they crazy mabby.. But the m#sons make you sware on a bible and that against the bible.. So you CAN NOT be a cristian and a m#son.. Unless u think jesus was a lier and leave him out of the bible m#son men think about this brothers..
As a writer I knew a writer, quite well i might add, who told me through his personal association with Robert A. Heinlein that L. Ron Hubbard bet him one dollar that he could create a new religion. Heinlein lost the bet. I trust the source more than I do my own mother. People are gullible. Scientology is a pseudo form of mind control. It has all the hallmarks of a cult. I have no dog in this race, am only concerned with the truth. Truth is, millions have be taken in by personal weakness.
What happens when you die? Have you told lies, stolen, used God's name in vain(10 Commandments)? If yes, then you're a liar, thief, and a blasphemer in the sight of God. When you die & be judged by God, you'll be guilty of sin, & go to Hell! But God sent His Son Jesus to shed His blood & die on a cross for your sins, He was buried & rose again from the dead on the third day. If you'll believe the Gospel(Jesus died for your sins,was buried & resurrected)you'll not perish & have eternal life
WOW he made loot off of all tghese idiots who have money to throw around. I heard it's like $360,000 to join thier "church" lol L.Ron- = Biggest hustler ever!!!
Can we just say all religions look stupid from another religion. One person believes of magic space aliens, another believes in a giant man floating in the sky somewhere.
@tsimants No all religions look stupid period. Non of them really stand the test of reality. From zombie gods to Jews built the pyramids its all bat shit crazy.
the who wrote this didn't believe it he just wanted money and it worked lmao. Its a HUGE SCAM. Only the most retarded people in the world would believe this. For example (Tom Cruise). Get my point?
Obviously offspring of some imagination, way too detailed to be designated as 'true', but that is what Hollywood is all about. On the other hand, us being planted here as some genetic test case of a species who evolved prior to us, is not that far fetched. A 13,7 bn years old universe to the only 4,5 bn years solar system, makes it indeed more plausible than most other religions. Anyway, let's just try to describe reality, without all imaginary concepts, first.
@TheDrewpdog The infant being wasn't in another universe it was told that he was on earth as a man. And it doesn't say God is in another universe hes somewhere not specified. I don't care what you say an alien overlord named Xenu is worse than anything. I would believe an all powerful twinkie than this shit
see the thing is they dont tell you this shit untill you spend alot of time and money on it then when you finally hear this story you feel like an idiot and dont wanna look stupid so you take it and run with it pretty good tax exempt scam
All i can say is WOW if u live long enough i guess u see it all, i though i had problems balacing my fuckin check book, guess i'm all out of xcuses! If LRH can make up some crazy shit like this and call it a religion i have no xcuses accompleshing all my goals being the awesome slacker i am!!
wait wait there is a major flaw here averaging 168 billion per planet on 72 planets and his plan was to take them all to earth on HOW many planes and put them beside volcanoes,168 billion people per 72 planets taken here to be killed by the couple of hundred of active volcanoes on earth,168 billion people per 72 planets they must of been stacked from the ground to the moon
Trillions of people laid around volcanoes? Rocket Motors (LMAO How quaint!)? The boxes of thetans were shipped to huge cinemas? This is fricken completely bonkers. LRH was completely bonkers. His own family and other former Scientologists will tell you he was completely bonkers.
Oh... My... Gosh... Here's what I think Scientology is, a religion that worships a story made by a guy just to see if he could get rich off of stupid people. That probably why he targeted holly wood stars...
Hey, guys, L. Ron Hubbard is a genius. Before you flame me, check out the quote at 5:00 for proof. The philosophy that he created, which has since become what we call Scientology, was merely a joke he played on the world. He simply wanted to see how stupid humanity really could be lol
@turntingofthetide1 ahahahahha you moron. jesus was an actual man who was actually in existance. was he really god? i have no idea. but he at least existed. L ron hubbard made up a crazy sci fi story involving an alien named xenu and bombing humans scattered around a volcano. im fairly certain christianity is A LOT more believable than this.
@loganator83 The quote by Hubbard at the end makes many things clear. Hubbard was not brain damaged he knew exactly what he was doing. Unfortunately he actually succeeded.
@loganator83 Actually, I think L Ron Hubbard himself knows this is bullshit, it was all a scam to take away people's 50K for them to take these scientology courses.
How the fuck in the fucking world could believe this fucking fuck fuck shit..i mean cmon...did just someone shit in your fucking mind that you believing that..pls....where´s the terrorists when you need them
I always figured Scientology was more of a cult than a religion. Still, can anyone honestly be so dumb to pay to be in a religion? Isn't that the first sign that it's a scam?
@boi187 Yeah... not buying it... I have read the Koran and I found nothing there that indicated to me that it was written by someone far superior than you or me. Just bronze age literature.
What the fuck is this shit? This isn't a religion this is some bullshit Japanese anime show. Fuck this. Why do we have to live in a fucking world with people who think this abomination is real? Fuck this bullshit.
i cant believe that someone as well respected as tom cruise would openly admit to being a scientologist, the fact that this religion involves helping others is not a problem, thats all good and well, but the fact that they believe this fairy tale is fucking something else. the man 'and it was a man' that invented this colourful story is laughing his fucking tits off. I ESPECIALY LOVE THE FACT SCIENTOLOGISTS KNOW THERE GODS NAME HAHAHHAA XENU!
almost all religions have cons and pros whereas atheism seems to have neither. religion seems to be a way of togetherness, or worshiping a common deity. now science has proven time, and time again that these deities do not exist to our physical or scientific knowledge. i leave religions to themselves and their believers. however...
i think this is the only "relgion" that makes most of us who still have brain cells to think:
@TheJimozu If you read the Koran I am almost certain that you would feel different. There are no miracles or magic in that book, just truth, as much as it might hurt at times for other Religions. Do some research on the Koran and you will find that they are still being proved right on the scientific field; if you do not believe me then research about the Koran and science etc. That book knew about scientific facts that are still being unearthed to this very day…
Hey can you guys stop arguing about other religions on here. Because there is flaws it everyone of them even atheists. And im tierd of seeing "there is a god " "no there isnt" "yes there is" this video is to show how stupid scientology is not other religions
LOL u know actually I would give my money to scientology before I give it to the pope! I kind o like the alien story alot more than a dude making everything in 7days? whats more rediciouls?
I suppose turning water to wine, being born of a virgin, walking on water, splitting oceans, resurrecting and the easter bunny make a lot more sense?!!
hubbard relgion is a C U L T ( REMOVE THE L AND ADD A U THAT'S WHAT HE IS)
hillstop555 22 hours ago
By the way, I highly doubt that scientologists believe this. If they do, then I completely understand Anonymous's motives.
emuman5 1 week ago
Seems legit.
emuman5 1 week ago
LOL WHAT XD
AvatarKris 1 week ago
no, this is not true lol
ifajig1 1 week ago
Why are people laughing at this? L. Ron reminds me of a revolutionary dude named Moses.
freetrader0000 2 weeks ago
I rather stick to santa-ism. it makes more sence than this crap.
PRAIS SANTA!
bobbassokitara 2 weeks ago
isn't it cute when children can't tell the difference between pulp fiction and faith?
JesusFcking 2 weeks ago 2
also take notice, he is drooling in all the pics HAAHHAAAHAAHA!
saladfork8 2 weeks ago
L. Ron- was an ok enough writer of science fiction who either got bored went crazy or as I believe became a colossal DICK! But I can't blame him for F-N with Hollywood retards, why not they are useless twits who deserve to be made fools of.
saladfork8 2 weeks ago
what in the actual fuck? They don't really believe that?
jillianelsegood 3 weeks ago
Now i am really wandering about the type of reality we are living in. I mean WTF!! People actually believe this shit?
LEilllLEi 3 weeks ago
lol lafagette
IllIIl122112 1 month ago
CRAZY MUTHAFUCKAS
bagelisdelish 1 month ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA !
Gianni23M 1 month ago
They don't tell you this when you go door-to-door
Maxvdk24 1 month ago
I don't know when they went off the deep end. Hubbard's stuff was actually pretty good, at least very interesting, back in the Dianetic days. Maybe they just need a shinier package to attract more converts? Who knows. But the "origins" of Scientology weren't that kooky at all. It was pretty good stuff from what I remember.
thomasamarinelli 1 month ago
And people say im crazy because my god created the world in seven days....
Jac0bBau3r1995 1 month ago
@Jac0bBau3r1995 he didn't
hillortiz 1 month ago
@hillortiz Thats funny. I don't recall trashing your religion. why don't you run along now and take your ideals some where people.
Jac0bBau3r1995 1 month ago
@Jac0bBau3r1995 And his son made water into wine! You know, when you think about it, the Christian/Jewish/Muslim God is pretty kick-ass, save for the being vengeful thing. Other than that, he's cool.
Rosebunse 1 month ago
I refuse to believe that there are people on this earth that actually believe this. Wow, and I thought Mormons were crazy.
madhouse221 2 months ago
Aliens ... really? Wtf...
TheMoMonaitor 2 months ago
are these people retarded!? at 5:00 he said working for a penny a word is pointless, if a man really wants to make money he should START HIS OWN religion.... he even admits that he started it.... TO MAKE MONEY!...... if you believe in scientology well then thats your buisness, but all i know is that im a christian, and god forgive me for callling scientologists retarded. lol
RJraide 2 months ago
@RJraide The guy that wrote the book didn't want it turned into a religion, you know.
IlLupoAC 1 month ago
...i dont even....
guitarz928 2 months ago
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DEATHSTEALER117 2 months ago
4:08 it's supposed to be join.
badass9687 2 months ago
too bad he was a pedophile
woodbinedrinker 3 months ago
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tthanmor 3 months ago
This is exactly as credible as any OTHER religious claptrap.
pabobfin 3 months ago
South park Definently had the right yo make fun of this shit! !
orangeman306 3 months ago 2
wow, and people say its hard to believe in god, my faith is in god, but this is just.... plain stupid
pankekalex 3 months ago
of course his name is laffagette
MrIthinkitsfunny 3 months ago
just as stupid, but at least more creative than christianity, islam and judaism ... quite remarkable how tom cruise and the others market themselves as modern prophets just like jesus/muhammad/noah did - remarkable, because it still works
MasslRockss 4 months ago
5:00 that is UTTERLY criminal to say! And yet so true!
rad4life1 4 months ago
religion in general is a scam. it should be what you personally believe, not what church you give money to. i love God, hate religion
warhead107 4 months ago
Tom Cruise said in an interview Scientology was about looking at another human being and knowing you can help that person in a positive way. Knowing you don't have to be a scientologist to do this.....I can now understand why scientologists don't answer this question fully lol
ninmachine109 4 months ago
stupid but STILL WAY MORE BELIEVABLE THEN CHRISTIANITY and Noahs ark with every single animal in the whole world on one boat. and don't get me started about Islam
101cokecan 4 months ago
I still wonder how bad to average scifi literature can start such a huge movement.
TheTKPizza 4 months ago
how can people believe this while their founder says this: "if a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion."
!?!?!?!?!?!
really stupid people.
MrHesseKopp 4 months ago 3
LMAO! What did I just watch? People believe this? I'm laughing so hard right now.
Anthonymon177 4 months ago
L. Ron Hubbard was (literally) a Science Fiction writer who found a way to make many, many boatloads of cash. Why this surprises anyone, I am not sure. Why the people sucked into the organization nowadays (and worse yet, believe it is helping people) is somewhat more unbelievable. Anyway, all religions have insane creation stories- this is only mildly more ridiculous than Mormonism, for example...
DarkeningSkies1 4 months ago
During the early 1970s, the IRS conducted its own auditing sessions and proved that Hubbard was skimming millions of dollars from the church, laundering the money through dummy corporations in Panama and stashing it in Swiss bank accounts. Moreover, church members stole IRS documents, filed false tax returns and harassed the agency's employees. By late 1985, with high-level defectors accusing Hubbard of having stolen as much as $200 million from the church,
jnycnuk 4 months ago
How can anyone believe any of that shit?
InnannasRainbow 4 months ago
@InnannasRainbow I know... life is sure a mystery...
SuperSly1337 4 months ago
This has to be a joke right? This must be a satirical video right? This video actually explains what Scientologists believe? I wonder what kind of evidence Lafayette Ron Hubbard obtained to come to such a conclusion? Faith mainly originates from divine revelation, what revelation has he received to profess such faith with certainty? So far I'm convinced with Science, not Scientology. Science has done everything conceivable to unravel as much truth as possible and I'm grateful.
VerseInfinitum 4 months ago 9
@VerseInfinitum this little book is available at the public library, but it's out of circulation and difficult to find, yes this is what they believe, I didn't do it to laugh... although that is what has happened.
Darkmetamorphosis1 4 months ago 9
@VerseInfinitum evidence? He was a blabbering idiot and anyone believing this crap is even dumber than muslems or christians. As far as I'm concerned these idiots deserve everything that's done to them. Twice.
*sigh* so many dumb people on this planet...
sadkingbilly 1 month ago
so y dont te sciencetologists get together to find xenu and tell him how to reverse what he did oh yeah sorry i forgot its all about money
dalifromhell 4 months ago
Lol
randomtashtee 5 months ago
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VerseInfinitum 5 months ago
@VerseInfinitum Apparently the whole Xenu thing is a closely guarded secret and only their super elite get indoctrinated into that story.
starsiegeplayer 5 months ago
@VerseInfinitum *begins organizing the church of flying pink elephants* what were you saying?
MrGunsrFun 5 months ago
are you fucking kidding me?
people who believe this shit are mentally retarded
ghaoticc 5 months ago
Very nice drawings!
y3nd0 5 months ago
Cult??? Like the m#sons? do they hide in the dark and run the police and army like the m#sons do? I don't think so... Are they crazy mabby.. But the m#sons make you sware on a bible and that against the bible.. So you CAN NOT be a cristian and a m#son.. Unless u think jesus was a lier and leave him out of the bible m#son men think about this brothers..
JOHNNYSschool 5 months ago
As a writer I knew a writer, quite well i might add, who told me through his personal association with Robert A. Heinlein that L. Ron Hubbard bet him one dollar that he could create a new religion. Heinlein lost the bet. I trust the source more than I do my own mother. People are gullible. Scientology is a pseudo form of mind control. It has all the hallmarks of a cult. I have no dog in this race, am only concerned with the truth. Truth is, millions have be taken in by personal weakness.
SJB6301 5 months ago 2
This would make a good Sci-Fi movie for mentally challenged kids.
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gramosjr7 5 months ago
WOW he made loot off of all tghese idiots who have money to throw around. I heard it's like $360,000 to join thier "church" lol L.Ron- = Biggest hustler ever!!!
Klankumz 5 months ago
Can we just say all religions look stupid from another religion. One person believes of magic space aliens, another believes in a giant man floating in the sky somewhere.
tsimants 5 months ago
@tsimants No all religions look stupid period. Non of them really stand the test of reality. From zombie gods to Jews built the pyramids its all bat shit crazy.
Kiljoy616 5 months ago
the who wrote this didn't believe it he just wanted money and it worked lmao. Its a HUGE SCAM. Only the most retarded people in the world would believe this. For example (Tom Cruise). Get my point?
its3quiet 5 months ago
Is this a joke? Because i just cant accept that any sane person would believe this...
Eloise13zzz 5 months ago
Obviously offspring of some imagination, way too detailed to be designated as 'true', but that is what Hollywood is all about. On the other hand, us being planted here as some genetic test case of a species who evolved prior to us, is not that far fetched. A 13,7 bn years old universe to the only 4,5 bn years solar system, makes it indeed more plausible than most other religions. Anyway, let's just try to describe reality, without all imaginary concepts, first.
Joke9972 6 months ago
Scientology should not be classified as a religion. There religion sounds like a wack sifi movie
AnimeTVPresents 6 months ago
more plausable then christianity.
TheDrewpdog 6 months ago
@TheDrewpdog O yea definitely. some alien named Xenu is so much better than a man named Jesus
its3quiet 5 months ago
@its3quiet well xenu is infact more plausable than an allpowerful infanant being who somehow exists outside the universe called "god".
TheDrewpdog 5 months ago
@TheDrewpdog The infant being wasn't in another universe it was told that he was on earth as a man. And it doesn't say God is in another universe hes somewhere not specified. I don't care what you say an alien overlord named Xenu is worse than anything. I would believe an all powerful twinkie than this shit
its3quiet 5 months ago
@its3quiet to bad none of them exist aye. this is a way better story though, twinkie god is up there though. maybe you should right some scripture.
TheDrewpdog 5 months ago
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@TheDrewpdog You believe what you wanna believe i dont care
its3quiet 5 months ago
What a crackpot cult !
WTF all these "scientologists" are smoking ?
VonStierlitz 6 months ago
If "Xenu" had all these H-bombs, etc. then why was it left up until not too long ago that humanity FIRST created one.
Retards...
TheIDivineI 6 months ago
only retarded retards can think this is real.. it is bullshit. thumbs up if you agree
obornoba 6 months ago
I Dont Know What Kind Of Shit Scientologists Using, But Im Sure It Get Your Head Nuts
Fyeagass16 6 months ago
see the thing is they dont tell you this shit untill you spend alot of time and money on it then when you finally hear this story you feel like an idiot and dont wanna look stupid so you take it and run with it pretty good tax exempt scam
Aleksandra92Rae 6 months ago
All i can say is WOW if u live long enough i guess u see it all, i though i had problems balacing my fuckin check book, guess i'm all out of xcuses! If LRH can make up some crazy shit like this and call it a religion i have no xcuses accompleshing all my goals being the awesome slacker i am!!
myownruin187 6 months ago
Lets free Xenu and bring those planes baq fuck the deathstar xDDDDDD
xXxBlackChainxXx 6 months ago
"La Faggot Ron Hubbard"
Enough as been said, I do believe.
shinryu1285 6 months ago
L Ron Hubbard clearly had Schizophrenia,now whats with these Anonymous?
DBSpy1 6 months ago
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DBSpy1 6 months ago
wait wait there is a major flaw here averaging 168 billion per planet on 72 planets and his plan was to take them all to earth on HOW many planes and put them beside volcanoes,168 billion people per 72 planets taken here to be killed by the couple of hundred of active volcanoes on earth,168 billion people per 72 planets they must of been stacked from the ground to the moon
brendinoglackino 6 months ago
excuse me 168 billion people per planet,thats way too much for earth to sustain as well as all the other planets without a breathable atmosphere
brendinoglackino 6 months ago
wait a minute so this is saying someguy makes a sci fi book and then people started thinking is was real how frickin stupid
VerlindeTV 6 months ago
That is some funny shit.But i really like this music,it fits perfect with the video.
MrEundb 7 months ago
AHHH HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
KleineLSDWachtel 7 months ago
Trillions of people laid around volcanoes? Rocket Motors (LMAO How quaint!)? The boxes of thetans were shipped to huge cinemas? This is fricken completely bonkers. LRH was completely bonkers. His own family and other former Scientologists will tell you he was completely bonkers.
Joeyboots80 7 months ago
ok, so, there were 3d cinemas 75 milion years ago?
didioriol 7 months ago
scientology is satanic
parkourip 7 months ago
Oh... My... Gosh... Here's what I think Scientology is, a religion that worships a story made by a guy just to see if he could get rich off of stupid people. That probably why he targeted holly wood stars...
NeighborBrothers 7 months ago 2
Hey, guys, L. Ron Hubbard is a genius. Before you flame me, check out the quote at 5:00 for proof. The philosophy that he created, which has since become what we call Scientology, was merely a joke he played on the world. He simply wanted to see how stupid humanity really could be lol
jabbey06 7 months ago
wow people believe in this? a great imagination but a really bad drug problem mr Hubbard has if you ask me
USAxOWNS1776 7 months ago
The dude wrote Battle Field Earth... then he founded an religion...
DanielMHussey 7 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA what if these idiots are right???? lmao
VivaLaNick335 7 months ago
@turntingofthetide1 ahahahahha you moron. jesus was an actual man who was actually in existance. was he really god? i have no idea. but he at least existed. L ron hubbard made up a crazy sci fi story involving an alien named xenu and bombing humans scattered around a volcano. im fairly certain christianity is A LOT more believable than this.
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MrMovieRemakes 8 months ago
This thing is crazier than any religion I've ever seen... I just don't get it...
dvfer444 8 months ago
@dvfer444 there were 3d cinemas 75 milion years ago .....
didioriol 7 months ago
well the last quote of hubbard basically admits that he made the entire thing up to get rich....soooo how could any fool believe this?
Ntara11 8 months ago
. . . and I thought that the British produced the finest eccentrics.
Seems LRH went one better.
TerrySleeper 8 months ago
Scientology = Kids who tried crack
Don't do drugs.
violentD3 8 months ago
i thougth southpark was joking...
fusiontoa18 8 months ago
Good video but I have a better chance of hooking up with amber lancaster than this crap being true
andybulldog79 8 months ago
Om my god. Avoid income tax inspections!!! THEY JUST GIVE YOU AN INJECTION OF ALCOHOL AND GLYCOL!!!!!!!!
obenrob 8 months ago
wow... never in my entire life have i seen something so fucking retarded... i feel sorry for those who actually beleive in stuff like this...
jayandtay09 9 months ago
is this as ridiculous as a dead man rising from his grave? yes, but they are both UNBELIEVABLE
MrStalker12345678901 9 months ago
this shit is too damn funny man xDDDDDDD
MrEundb 9 months ago
I'm pretty sure L. Ron Hubbard was smoking weed when he was writing DIANETICS
InvisableTV 9 months ago
Was that guy brain damaged or something?
Seriously, none of that makes sense, but I believe that they believe that bullshit. Thumbs up if you think Scientology is full of fucking retards
loganator83 9 months ago 86
@loganator83 The quote by Hubbard at the end makes many things clear. Hubbard was not brain damaged he knew exactly what he was doing. Unfortunately he actually succeeded.
Plagueis1017 8 months ago
@loganator83 Rich retards no less.
Joeyboots80 7 months ago
@loganator83 Actually, I think L Ron Hubbard himself knows this is bullshit, it was all a scam to take away people's 50K for them to take these scientology courses.
HORRORTV1 6 months ago
@loganator83 thumbs up and i agree.......
jhelynjo66 6 months ago
@loganator83 ...every religon has its bullshit story.
euroman32589 5 months ago 2
@loganator83 No, i think he was quite smart. Not every sci-fi writer manages to turn his stories into money machine...
PopBogomil 3 months ago
i thought south park was lying
2xDsxandxanxF 9 months ago 69
@2xDsxandxanxF The text clearly mentioned "THIS IS WHAT THE SCIENTOLOGY ACTUALLY BELIEVE".
MenwithHill 8 months ago
@2xDsxandxanxF
well its kind of similar to south park's story
grizzfang 5 months ago 2
@grizzfang but south park is cool!
bernhardtsen74 5 months ago
yep just like i thoug bull shit xD
stuped39 9 months ago
A made up religion, made by a man with the ideas of a 6 year old.
InfamousAATW 9 months ago
As some people already said, this is just as funny and ridiculous as christianity or judism. THINK ABOUT IT
MrStalker12345678901 9 months ago
@MrStalker12345678901 i guess it's easy to look at it that way if you don't believe in it....
TheCraftingMiner 9 months ago
all hail tom cruise lmao what a dumb $#@&
MrDiscoviking 9 months ago
i've heard some stupid shit in my time but this???
trustymcchris 9 months ago
Believing in the matrix would make more sense than this bullshit!
moraisPGSI 9 months ago 3
A MAGIC MAN IN THE SKY MAKES ALOT! MORE SENCE THAN XENU!
supermariobubba 9 months ago
Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet.
Dearhunter43 9 months ago
@Dearhunter43 south park x)
gisel1170614 9 months ago
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Dearhunter43 9 months ago
my faith is in science not scientology
ishouldplayzelda 9 months ago
L Ron. died on my birthday, maybe I should ask to get whatever the hell he was smoking for my b-day, cause that must be some pretty strong shit.
DeidaraX7 9 months ago
This would be a really nice Comic Book, if it wasn't for the religion and stuff...
our planet has 6 billion people, and its already super populated....
This can be really stupid to the point of existing the passion of Christ before the stone age.....
afms93 9 months ago
as fictional and made up as this might seem...this is what scientologists ACTUALLY believe!!! CRAZY!!!
chadwick0091 10 months ago
WTF? °__°
PowerMirai85 10 months ago
???????
joedawg112 10 months ago
Scientists should do a serious research on why people come to believe these things.
Glosuraban 10 months ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thank god i'm an athiest ;)
BassKilla47 10 months ago 2
LAWL!
flimflabber 10 months ago
sweet iron maiden @ 02:10
juandaprawn 10 months ago
lol 3:56 L Ron Trollface
jskaggsrulez 11 months ago
Diablo 2 BRO! THUMBS UP IF U HEARD IT ASWELL!
Kenkill8200 11 months ago
Please tell me you don't believe this crap
dentedhelmet1137 11 months ago
We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
United by one.
Divided by zero.
Expect us.
mindg33k 11 months ago 6
You gotta be shitting me?. They don;t actually believe this?. Do they?
kellystone84 11 months ago
@kellystone84 yup that is exactly what they believe, crazy isn't it.
TheVintageGamer 10 months ago
pause at 3:27 his book says DIABETICS lol
SerbianFarts 11 months ago
The Lord Of The Rings was way better than this, Star Wars owns Scientology
cell9899 11 months ago
How the fuck in the fucking world could believe this fucking fuck fuck shit..i mean cmon...did just someone shit in your fucking mind that you believing that..pls....where´s the terrorists when you need them
Zamliyx3 11 months ago
I always figured Scientology was more of a cult than a religion. Still, can anyone honestly be so dumb to pay to be in a religion? Isn't that the first sign that it's a scam?
blueMIdnighthaze 1 year ago
Is this 100 percent real or are you exaggerating it?
aleccim15 1 year ago
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What. The. Fuck. scientologists are dumber than I thought.
ethancole311 1 year ago
this guy is a genius!
punker531 1 year ago
2 : 00 thetans makinout ! O.o lololololololololololololololololol
SABRIINAGRIENDER 1 year ago
Why are they exempt from taxes? Why not do that for a REAL religion?
cwmusician 1 year ago
@boi187 Yeah... not buying it... I have read the Koran and I found nothing there that indicated to me that it was written by someone far superior than you or me. Just bronze age literature.
GHortaV 1 year ago
Yeah, this DEFINENTLY makes more sense than Christianity and other religions...
ThatEpicAsian 1 year ago
What the fuck is this shit? This isn't a religion this is some bullshit Japanese anime show. Fuck this. Why do we have to live in a fucking world with people who think this abomination is real? Fuck this bullshit.
TheDrunkMexicans 1 year ago 2
@boi187 Yeah, I'm not really interested in reading the Koran. Thanks though.
DFguy31 1 year ago
i cant believe that someone as well respected as tom cruise would openly admit to being a scientologist, the fact that this religion involves helping others is not a problem, thats all good and well, but the fact that they believe this fairy tale is fucking something else. the man 'and it was a man' that invented this colourful story is laughing his fucking tits off. I ESPECIALY LOVE THE FACT SCIENTOLOGISTS KNOW THERE GODS NAME HAHAHHAA XENU!
miahzy 1 year ago
dumb ass a light year is speed not time or lenght
they call religion lies but scientology is a retarted lie
TheHaloCEfan 1 year ago
dumb ass a light year is speed not time or lenght
TheHaloCEfan 1 year ago
here's my stand on religions:
almost all religions have cons and pros whereas atheism seems to have neither. religion seems to be a way of togetherness, or worshiping a common deity. now science has proven time, and time again that these deities do not exist to our physical or scientific knowledge. i leave religions to themselves and their believers. however...
i think this is the only "relgion" that makes most of us who still have brain cells to think:
WHAT THE FUCK?!#!#@!?31?
jimozu
TheJimozu 1 year ago
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@TheJimozu If you read the Koran I am almost certain that you would feel different. There are no miracles or magic in that book, just truth, as much as it might hurt at times for other Religions. Do some research on the Koran and you will find that they are still being proved right on the scientific field; if you do not believe me then research about the Koran and science etc. That book knew about scientific facts that are still being unearthed to this very day…
boi187 1 year ago
I personally don't care for any religions.
DFguy31 1 year ago
Why would they go through all that trouble? Volcanos and H-bombs? Why didn't they just kill those people, outright?
bluetoaster8822 1 year ago
@bluetoaster8822 don't try work it out, it's a sack of shit lol think about it to hard and your head will fucking explode.
TheImmortalWeapon 1 year ago
@TheImmortalWeapon You are most likely right.
bluetoaster8822 1 year ago
WHAT KIND OF SPECIAL ED RETARD FUCK WOULD BELIEVE IN THAT? i now remove my neutral stance towards anon vs scientology. go ANON
drunken1agent2bob 1 year ago
Hey can you guys stop arguing about other religions on here. Because there is flaws it everyone of them even atheists. And im tierd of seeing "there is a god " "no there isnt" "yes there is" this video is to show how stupid scientology is not other religions
brwneydgirl70 1 year ago
You got to be fu*kin' kidding me!
It like a REALLY bad Sci-Fi novell!
rammstein37 1 year ago
You got to be fu*kin' kidding me!
It like a REALLY bad Sci-Fi novell!
rammstein37 1 year ago
lmao john "battlefield earth" travolta
metalmilitiapeter 1 year ago
all these celebrities who are scientologist are fucking retards, especially tom cruise
ilovemysneakatoke 1 year ago
75 TRILLION YEARS is what they believe
fishbashr1 1 year ago
LOL u know actually I would give my money to scientology before I give it to the pope! I kind o like the alien story alot more than a dude making everything in 7days? whats more rediciouls?
beavisCS 1 year ago
what music is used in this clip?
fitzmahoney 1 year ago
I suppose turning water to wine, being born of a virgin, walking on water, splitting oceans, resurrecting and the easter bunny make a lot more sense?!!
GHortaV 1 year ago