900 Horsepower Cargo Van On NOS

[layfieldjeff]

now that is cool,different is damn good!

[BigDickJay013]

Lol never be late for school in this shiz

[Sweetee1207]

Love Jarvis's Van!!

[SuperCracksmoke]

that would be satans van if he was a plumber

the reason i dont buy american cars is simple, i think they are ugly. i mean look at a camaro, or the front end on 90s mustang, no thank you

and i got my crx because its fun to drive and i like how it looks, not to have a fast car.

people who buy civics thinking theyre race cars are idiots

[atdlusdriver]

When are these kids gonna realize even if they make their front wheel drive honda make enough power to go faster than 11's, that poor little motor isnt gonna last very long...

[TH3C001]

All right kids! lets go to the beach!

[MrEddy504305]

Hondas in Miami run low 8's on da 1/4 mile, for example TD autowerkes Got one of the fastest hondas

[Omega47]

@MrEddy504305

LOL whoopdy fucking do, how many v8's run 8's with HALF if not less the work? Get a life kid, I have owned hondas, they are shit.

[784plb]

@MrEddy504305 yeah they run low in 8's.... as in 80's.. seriously. you can argue all you want, a 4banger turbo nitrous car still cant compete. if they do, you get a 814ci sonny, with two 84mm turbos making 3100hp to your maybe 500hp. give it up, as the saying goes, there is no replacement for displacement.

[kingdizz89]

tht van right



[DeathCoreGamer]

Talk about rape and escape

[IDIDieselJohn]

Better have good seat belts in the back....to you know, keep the kids safe :P

[heyitsthatcooolguy]

Oh no thats goin to impress all the little boys in his neighborhood......

[HondaRyderz50]

smh... all that noise and a FWD is still faster

[DetonatorYellow]

@HondaRyderz50

LoL... Hunda.

[chevyman5436]

@HondaRyderz50 You're kidding me, right?

[HondaRyderz50]

@chevyman5436 Hondas here in NY run low 8's on the 1/4 mile ;)

[Jordanjschaecher]

@HondaRyderz50 ha, i have 7 grand in buying and building up my nova and it runs 10s. it looks cooler, could easily run 8s with a little more cash, is more relaible, and doesnt need vtec to kick in. why dont you just buy a real car?

[whyumadnugga]

God damn that fucking thing is a beast!

[kylleven]

wow.. when an old van can pull a wheelie its just automatically awesome..

[chevymanjosh]

Why the hell are you talking about trees and global warming and shit when there's one badass van ripping it up.

Take your crap somewhere else because no one wants to hear it!!

[MrHillbillyjoe]

That is one badass van!

[mcbm1966]

the A-Team should have had this van...

[Disconnec7eD1]

scared the shit out of me :P

[DUVKID]

Im gunna roll in this to college lol

[GTPrecordZ]

that tall body cant handle the power for shit. death trap

[narrowitp]

so bad for the environment!! UGH!!!

[iamthesargent]

@narrowitp It kills mosquitoes, which tries to kill you. I would rather have the pedo van killing mosquitoes than kill me!

[shofire91]

@narrowitp Go hug a tree hippie

[skaterpunkdude3]

@narrowitp whatever prius boy. its nothing u would understand anyway. its too late to save the environment. we can only make it last a little longer. but our corporately controlled government will never allow that to happen because profits will drop. i say let him have his bad ass car. ur not saving the world by burning a little less gasoline than everyone else. ur just doing a little less damage.

[grebo121]

@skaterpunkdude3 OMG, the world is fallin down, RUN, save your life!!! :D Actually, burning gasoline don't make damage on environment. Exactly the opposite - the CO2 is good for all kind of green plants. And they don't care much about NOX-ies, cause NOX gases "fall apart" fast. Only thing that makes serious "damage" on "CO2/O2-balance" is chopping trees - they keep the oxigen level. But, this is not, what will "erase" us /humans/ from Earth's fase. Actually the "Prius" drivers have more guilt :)

[skaterpunkdude3]

@grebo121 well yeah. but since we have too many cars per tree that ratio of stability is getting unbalanced. we make more cars and cut more trees. if we really wanna help the environment we should outlaw babies. but that would be too chinese of us. MERICUH GOD DAMMIT!!! home of duh free and land... uhhh... how duz it goes?

[grebo121]

@skaterpunkdude3 no matter how i think about this prblm, make the same conclusion every time - environment knows it's business :) And "we" can't stand agaist it. Soon, I found, that the results of global warming researches are manipulated (rised) - the point is to allow some organisations (most active in populating this "problem"), to be financed. And they will be, if bigger mass of people believe in "G.W." After all, it's not far the time, we will pay for air. :D Actually some already pay.

[Musicdudeyoutub]

@grebo121 Wow yes I just randomly noticed this comment and I couldn't agree more.

[MrSoccerfanatic1]

worlds fastest serial killer van lol

[SleepyMongoose]

dude put to much money in the engine without upgrading the suspension.

[colenbrak]

america in a nutshell

[foxracing619]

new A-team Van..

[ahmedseoudii]

OMG acting like a bull !

[bradgreek8]

a rapest dream!!!! the children will never escape :)

[409cuin]

@bradgreek8 Thats fucked up man! LoL

[woodgrain18]

i hate it when dudes do fuckin promod style burnouts just to try to show off! just wastin rubber

[subaruracer107]

@woodgrain18 people come to the strip for a show, why not give it to them?

[woodgrain18]

@subaruracer107 I kno my mickey Ts where a little over 400 mounted and balanced And i cant run out and by a set of slicks every month or two they must have more money than me must be nice O and those long ass burnouts get on your nerves when your next in the staging lanes and you have to wait on them all day

[Mutubeish]

what happens if the engine blows up? xDD

[ls1vanquish]

i see nothing wrong with this vid

[yellowhdchannel]

New bangbus !So they can get away quicker ...

[Fruzio95]

BAAAAAAAAAD ASSSSSSSS WOOOOOOT

[VIKINGDEATHCHANT]

YEAHH BADASS!

[vinnydee2010]

i would totally rob a bank with that van lol

[12and3for5]

And let me guess : 100 gallons on mile?

[Ivannos92]

A-team liked this vid

[gamingplan]

the pedophile van from hell

[DocSicnarf]

that would be a shitty vehicle to get ran over by.

[thirdimage]

Load them tires down with a few dozen cases of beer.

[ls1vanquish]

@thirdimage haha i hear ya!

[emanweezy]

is this milan raceway in milan michigan?

[MrMayer95]

worlds fastest SERIAL KILLER VAN lool

[megadk20]

it was neat

[hellboy0o]

now the a team will get to there 5 times as fast

[fat420cracker]

FAIL!!! Cant even keep that POS on the track. I dont think you need that shot of NOS.

[SebastianLong]

@fat420cracker no fuckin wonder...i bet you couldnt keep a 35 hp honda lawnmower of the track

[fat420cracker]

@SebastianLong - Ummm what?? Come back to comment after you've passed 1st grade grammer please.

[SebastianLong]

@fat420cracker Here's lamens terms for you since you must speak espaniol. You said Fail, cant keep that POS on the track. I said no fucking wonder, in other words, 900 hp is a bit much to keep on the track. Let alone keep the wheels on the ground. A 35 hp lawnmower is a mower that you sit on, and it has a motor that produces 35 hp (hp = horsepower), and 35 hp would be too much for you to keep strait in a dragrace.

Understand now Fatie?

[fat420cracker]

@SebastianLong - First its poor grammer know its first grade spelling. Laymans NOT Lamens. Straight NOT Strait(LMAO at this one! Strait.....Sailing the seven seas!!! Retarded ass monkeys know this) Drag race NOT Dragrace. Fatty not Fatie. Top fuel dragsters are putting out 8500-10000hp and they seem to be able to keep it on the track. They need to go back to the drawing board on the 900hp chunk off shit. What good is all that power if you cant even get it down the track? I drift my 35hp mower!

[fat420cracker]

@SebastianLong - Also I dont think anyone speaks espaniol. WTF is that anyways. Español maybe?? I really need to learn to read retard just so I can understand you incompetent imbeciles.

[fidalgo99]

Pedo bear approves.

[CaptainFinAmazing]

Look!!! It's the PedoBear's new van!!!!!!!

[bizo4umami]

lmfao! tht is 1 wicked van. nice job. im not in2 american muscle but dam tht van is a beast. good job man

[MrSuperfrogman1]

thats my kind of van!

[bad65stang]

....ya your honda cant do this

[Thecarbreaker]

Spray "free candy" on the side job done

[rideredification]

THAT IS THE BIGGEST WASTE OF MONEY IVE EVER SEEN. WHY PUT THAT MOTOR IN A VAN. WHAT A DUMB ASS.

[bad65stang]

@rideredification i sense an import driver who is jealous because ur car cant do this

[lioneltrainzrock]

Milan ftw!

[rarf2142]

Getaway vehicle for pedo's..

[91svtcobra]

predators are really putting high bucks into their vans nowadays

[SeaDooProductions]

welcome to michigan... home of the hillbillies

[coolmoodee]

Damn that Box is wicked...LOL !! loved it !

[The762man]

he can kiddnap kids in record time. haha

[loldude1222]

omg if they put all those modifications on a lighter car imagine the freakin speed

[ukmob4life]

This is the perverts getaway vehicle.

[ehurtx]

thats one fast shagin wagon

[gexsk3zebot]

c'est trop un truc de cinglé j'adore trop =D

[MegaMouseSEC]

5 people wouldn't know real horsepower if it bit them on the ass.

[rocker4u123]

the van from old school

[AD7974]

hella clean shorty van 

[uppergaragerecording]

i bet that thing gets like a 3rd of a mile to the gallon

[bonesvette]

@uppergaragerecording actually a 1/4 mile per :)

[IrishCarbombs85]

Yes its fast! Now get in the van kids... I have candy and ice cream..... =D

[makemespin]

Four people have squirrel aids. :D

[hackintoshhackbook]

worlds fastest pedo van lol

[cb7pwn]

@hackintoshhackbook not a cop in the world that can keep up with him now!

[BloodyFingerz]

@hackintoshhackbook That van should have letterings on it somewhere saying "Get in the van I have candy"

[mysticalwonder7]

@hackintoshhackbook all it needs is horns, evil headlights and it will be Satan's van.

[DragonInfraXtremeRGT]

@hackintoshhackbook wtf i better watch out some guy in a supped up panel van might kidnap me

[rvz77]

this has GOT to be the van from OLD SCHOOL haha!

[leonas15]

big shit!!

[Maples01]

Motors are electric, engines burn combustibles, you'll learn this if you go to a decent engine building class, tech school, but what can be expected from the uneducated

[JDMxGSRxVTEC]

@Maples01 it's youtube bro, people think they know everything just from watching videos

[wildbloodydragon]

@JDMxGSRxVTEC lol, well said.

[rodneys0909]

NO2 nitrous oxide N O T NOS= Nitrous Oxide Systems.... Let's all watch another crap Vin Diesel movie...sigh. NOS isnt anything you stupid wannabee retards.... GRRRR I'm sick to death of kiddies who know shit- period. IF you call it NOS you are a d**khead..........Reminds me of yrs ago at a drag meet , kiddies telling each other about the nitrous ( RED fire extinguishers) on a Nitro funny car. Does shit for alchy & Nitro motors, but hell- it works on ricers....LOL

[wildbloodydragon]

@rodneys0909 Oh yeah, you can actually own a NOS kit. The same way you can have a Nitrous Express kit on your car, or a greddy turbo charger, or flowmaster mufflers. It's all brand names.

But I know what you mean. Anyone with a brain would usually call it "spray" or at least nitrous. I knew this genius kid who used to play NFS Underground, and he used to say "I love that Nitrogen dioxide thing you can put on your car" I was like "say whaaa???"

[Arayanrevenge]

@wildbloodydragon if he was a genius then he lied to you...it's nitrous oxide,not dioxide.

[wildbloodydragon]

@Arayanrevenge Or maybe I didn't remember it correctly.

[prm9156]

in an effort to keep from bein caught by police during a chase, chester the molester added a 416 and nitrous just in case.

[TheJimmywhitmore]

sick van i want it

[CRAZYTHUMPSTARS]

fuck! i'd drive that.

[piromoretta]

a-team

[ilicklabia69]

thats just frikken sick

[dominicmesh]

i guarantee that thing has a foot print gas pedal on it!

[apocalipse00ful]

yeah..if the road is in a straight line:)))

[spinlessbastard1]

wheelie bars might have helped

[austinwall1]

haha! he cant keep it under control...

[trunk516]

A cargo van?? Are you serious? Like trying to carry a 4x8 sheet of plywood in a high wind.

[Del350K4]

Oh, right. Thanks for letting me know.

[Del350K4]

What were the vertical spurts of liquid just before the 2nd launch?

[JaredProject]

@Del350K4 thats the nitrous purge from the NOS lines

[onlypresto]

@Del350K4 nitrouse purge, you got to that because the nitruose lines will build up to much pressure for the motor to handle and blow it up so they release it right before they race so they can use it, i had to learn the hard way with my impala

[sirlonghair]

@onlypresto YOUR FULL OF IT PRESHURE IS CONTROLED AT THE NOZZEL THE PERGE IS TO EMPTY ANY REGULAR AIR OUT mY BROTHER HAS A FRICKIN ELECTRIC BLANKET THING TO ACTUALY HEAT THE nOS CONTAINER HE WELCOMES ANY ADDITIONAL BACK PRESHURE RACED HIS BIG BLOCK 3 YEARS JUST TORE IT DOWN AND REBUILT IT WITH ALL ORIGINAL PARTS BECAUSE OF LACK OF WEAR A PERG IS TO GET NOTHING BUT NOS TO FILL THE LINES COMPLEETLY

[onlypresto]

@sirlonghair well no duh, there cause that extra pressure to build up and if inject nos at high pressure like that you'll fry the rings, crack the block,head or piston and you won't be able to reuse the motor, i split a couple pistons in two in my impala, and people wrm there nitrouse because it makes it atomize better so it burns cleaner, and yes your right about getting all the air out of the lines but that does not mean you should come talk trash on youtube, so growup

[Bigreddwarf]

That Van is pretty awesome

[CustomDeluxe1984]

nitrous is fake horsepower, this looks cool and all, but think if it was all motor

[palefaced1]

@tuggers7

That is fucking retarded. It can't even run a good et.

[surf403]

Just wondering, does anyone know if this is the David Jarvis who used to live in Columbus Ohio??

[dogznova]

@surf403 It's not

[onespeedgreg]

rape van FTW!!!! YOu just gave me so many ideas for my van ... my girlfriend will hate them all...

[LOVETHEADIC]

@onespeedgreg Why we do the stupid things we do ....

[TheZohaun]

@LOVETHEADIC i know right? stop modding up stupid shit ffs... make the cars better and faster and keep the buses at the speed they are at now... no need for them to go this fast. that is a death machine right there. they already win the density war they dont need to win the speed war as well... that thing doesnt need to be able to launch up to 130mph then crash into someone (i realize it prolly only races on the track but you get my point)

[LOVETHEADIC]

@TheZohaun Amen to That

[Akiryum]

whats the shot of nitrous?

[legendary727]

Fail

[KaptainAmerika1]

no thats a grocery getter

[tuggers7]

THAT IS NOTHING SHORT OF AWESOME.......the rice_burner boys can learn somrthing from the old-school guys...when you can make 2,700 pounds of cold steel stand up in the air....you've done something

[ExtremeFLo]

@tuggers7 wo you say when i watch porn ive done something? :)

[gillieman760]

@tuggers7 not spelling though, apperantly

[MichaelHeida]

Damn! i want that van!

[o56kid]

shoulda stayed in it...

[KnoCantMix]

cheech and chong haha. i like the look of the front suspension under it :D

[bubub56]

A team asemble lol

[gewoontimm]

@bubub56 more like the A-team in pursuit mode

[bubub56]

haha yea that would be badass as hell

[gewoontimm]

@bubub56 if ba does a big burnout like this he does not have to jump the bridge in the first epesoide and lose the cops with easy...

[tailsfan2345]

nice very nice it's about time i found a video that honored vans

[crockagater]

the new A team van

[bigalexxx]

purging is done to clear the nos lines of any air pockets

[Yamahadrummer420]

can get the kids to school in record time with that thing.

[izdatboijesus]

@Yamahadrummer420 lmao!

[JarvisPerformance]

@Yamahadrummer420 Way too many jealous people out there!

[1717levi]

@Yamahadrummer420 Ya if you have to drive in a straight line to get to school...

[Enky44]

@Yamahadrummer420

I lol'd on that

[rcollis37]

Wow that thing has some nut. Almost got away from ya.

[PARADOGGZz]

ive got te power

[Lotum4n]

Could be a nice sleeper it just needs more rust and not so nice a paint job .

[MethanolHead94]

They dont purge for no reason, carnt remeber the reason tho, but my mates cousin has a drag car & he explained it to us

[submitaweasel]

correct me if im wrong but if i remember correctly purging is used to remove any of the excess nitrous from the linese

[submitaweasel]

lines*

[MethanolHead94]

probably man, lol it does somethin lol

[DdgeShelby]

in all my years of racing with No2, I never purge..

its just a waste and just for show IMHO.. :)

why a van tho..

at least mock it to look like the A-Team van ;)

[jrockschannel]

purging takes all the hot or cold no2 out and replaces it with the cold or hot stuff tbh i cant remember which 1 but purging helps performance i think

[DdgeShelby]

I've watched my EGTs with little to no fluctuation purge vs no purge..

[borat5566]

It gets all of the air out of the lines moron. lol

[jrockschannel]

ye thats probly right

[JarvisPerformance]

Sorry to dissapoint you with my NOS! Purging the line does help! It hits much harder that way. Did you see this van leave? That was 1.4 60 foot time with a 4,000 Lb cargo van! You think you got something for me? Bring it out! This van just ran 9.91 @134 Mph!!! with 1.34 60 foot!!!! Stay away from it!!!! JARVIS PERFORMANCECOM ....HIGH PERFORMANCE CUSTOM MACHINING!!!...HOME OF THE 9 SECOND CHEVY VAN!!!!

[spontastic]

@JarvisPerformance there are actually a few of the 9 second chevey vans only the other ones that ive seen are astros. Also there is a astro that does quarter mile wheelies in a 9 second mile.

[dogznova]

@JarvisPerformance Dave they hide behind computers around here... lol... Let them come to the streets of Detroit if they want to find you.... Wait, I bet it's way too dangerous for them... Scratch that...

[grassy04]

damn youd think it was john force driving with a burnout like that

[CLCCVIDEO]

thats what I wanna do to my 1978 dodge!

[timmylindy]

this thing is phat!! hahaha ill fucking call it nos if i want cause im aussie and i cant be fucked saying the full word for things so go to hell you anal

[twistedmob]

why would u waste money on this seriously haha

[Petrooli]

Power over aerodynamics.

The real and only way.

[pacificexpress66]

bad ass

[biscuitninja]

woo... a little hairy there... much be fun to nuke the exotic car crowd.