Funniest guy on jeremy kyle

[private9942]

lol this was the only show i watched when i was visiting my girlfriend in new zealand everything else was infomercials

[dontdropdasoap]

i cant understand british people for shit! lol asians speak better english than this!

[efcdk92]

@dontdropdasoap think it's cause you're a little bit stupid.

[neilswann80]

@dontdropdasoap Yeah, the fact that you can't understand English people speaking English must mean it's a problem at our end! Christ.

[MeDappaDonn]

i like pizza

[Antonypacman]

Funny cunt lmao

[betterthanuian]

He excites my penis

[TimusOminere]

What a pleb!

[ShaneStanley109]

LMAO hahahahah LOL

[mrxbrightside]

lmfao



[Bowmaj21]

"How could she have seen my face? I was wearing a Balaclava!"

[vedderfan94]

This is why I am ashamed of Britain.

[01984lockyer]

After a bad day at work I send pictures of my balls to people, you know, as you do.

[Nisodemus1]

@01984lockyer Thank god for that, i thought i was the only one.

[01984lockyer]

@Nisodemus1 Haha no no, I'm sure it's a common thing

[MonkeyDunksEnt]

He's not funny, he's not all there in the head.

[akse2]

Wat a dumb fuk

[Englishsea24]

what a pillock

[acdnan]

That is what happens when you inbreed

[hammyB22]

I remember this guy. One of my favourite moments ever on the Jeremy Kyle show.

[123amyabcablesss]

say it like it is

[Jazmine123xx]

how did i get here from funny inbertweener cuts o.O?....

[TheASDAshopper]

hahahaha

[Yasminesouak]

EL OH BLOODY EL

[shannygilly1]

why did she get you done for harrasment? because i was harrassing her all the time omg LMFAO!!!

[MissHollister04]

LOOOOOOOOL!

[Azhl3ighxxx]

press 2 for autogasam

[LisaChuUK]

Well if you're harrasing someone you wouldn't get done for shoplifing a fuckin box of poppets!! FUCKIN' DUUHH!

[TheJournalist007]

pure slow

[TheSpookyOwl]

it a shame because I know people who act like this

[ladybelle0666]

Captain obvious is obvious.

[samabercrombie]

Lol Rodney.

[BudzEtheStoner420]

funnyst shit ever



[iiTzDecMate]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooool

[dianerudd37]

Funny as!!! I remember this one, is he on this planet at all!

[AnnerzInSpace]

Press 8

[yesitsvetz]

quality

[quickmantan]

" I sent ONE,,, when i had a bad day at work ahhhhahahhaaha i swear i know people like this, and they think they are something special when they are scum of the earth, mentioning no names..

[Parisaaahh]

hahahahaha

[rosehadley]

lmfao too fucking funnt

[gnark1ll1us]

pretty fukin funny, nice upload

[jwdubz22]

lol man!!

[xanderxine]

Criteria for getting on the Jeremy Kyle show...

1. you must be extremely ugly

2. you must have a genuine grievence with someone

3. you must be extremely ugly

4. you must be a complete idiot

5. you must be extremely ugly

[spacecowboy7580]

@xanderxine

Also..you have to have no teeth...or teeth so big they look like they're borrowed from someone else...you have to dress like a chav, have a strange haircut/style..and be completely immoral and illiterate.

[Justme2simply]

HaHaHa, This guys a smack-head -__-

[GenerationSam]

Beneath the chairs on Jeremy Kyle's stage should be trap doors which lead to pits of quicksand.

[3Dcookie22]

@GenerationSam or lava

[Toadsanime]

@3Dcookie22 Or lava quicksand.

[3Dcookie22]

@Toadsanime Or death by lazers

[MBInbox92]

@3Dcookie22 Or sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads

[S1CKDRIFT3R]

@3Dcookie22 Or just a pool full of semen.

[bleibtreufan]

@3Dcookie22 or death by hungry sharks with lazers attached to their heads.

*Austin Powers reference*

[mazotu]

@3Dcookie22 Or Chuck Norris

[Black126734]

@3Dcookie22

Or Death by lazer lava quicksand

[3Dcookie22]

@Black126734 or....*epic pause* death itself

[GenerationSam]

@Toadsanime @3Dcookie22 *Pats on heads* I love the creativity.

[Eyeball1975]

@GenerationSam or molten quick sand with fricken lasers.

[nathan1598]

hes a fucking egg head



LIKE THIS COMMENT!!!!

[MarcusIGrant]

@nathan1598 Im deliberately going to dislike now :)

[MrCutty1990]

only reason why he didnt go to jail for sending nude pictures is when he got to court he was having a bad day n pulled his pants down n the judge said "court dismissed for lack of edivence" lol

[abcd4FghijklmnoQrst]

funny cunt

[lidder1973]

what a numb skull lol

[StrathendrickPiper]

bad day at work hahahaha

[ElectrumShiv]

Lol.. Fucking belter!

[sufzyyyy]

Classicz...lol

[101ChrisTube]

Troll face lmao

[Westy91]

WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS MADE ME CUM FOR JESUS

[BatmansArse]

Now that made me laugh!

[zeshybadboy]

LOL This guy is a total legend

[megan2399x]

"well she got me arrested for harrasment ." "why ?" . " because i was harrassing herll the time " * in his head "oooooooooooooooooohhhhh shit :L *

[quickmantan]

@megan2399x

i dont think that stage happend in his head.. it wouldve been more like " well she got me arrested for harrassment. " why? " because i was harrassing her all the time" (in his head) "har har Jeremy... think of a comeback for that one then"

[megan2399x]

@quickmantan ahah true :L

[JaguarPawww]

after these specimins are on this show they should be directed to a mincing machine to made into little pies, they sort of pies you get the size of your hand, and a we bit of gravy to top it of, not to much but because you dont want it going that soggy

[3Dcookie22]

@JaguarPawww You sir, are a genius!

[slapmyfunkybass]

@JaguarPawww ha... lol

[knightben22]

@JaguarPawww what happens if you catch something? like stupidity?

[JaguarPawww]

@knightben22 then they will be hung with their own belts along with you

[knightben22]

@JaguarPawww wtf i didnt insult you?!?!? idiot hope you catch something and die from it.

[JaguarPawww]

@knightben22 ohh nice haha

[knightben22]

@JaguarPawww -.- okay. i meant to say that if you make them into pies wont you catch something from THEM like stupidity aka there stupid and it could be contagious there that stupid.

[JaguarPawww]

@knightben22

catch more than stupidity from these creatures... more like undiscovered types of chlamydia

[knightben22]

@JaguarPawww probaly a new species every disease known to man. wonder if they volunteer there DNA to be turned into biological weapons?

[JaguarPawww]

@knightben22 probs, unmarked black vans with men in suits prowl the streets in search for their experimental victims..it just so happens that 2 of which work as security on the jeremy kyle show.. sizing up their captures they take them to secret labs disguised as warburtons bread factorys.

Extracting their saliva's coming up with man made diseases, and plagues .. letting them out into the public in secret.. side effects can be.... strange conversations like this on you tube

[knightben22]

@JaguarPawww mmmm.... sounds credible we just gotta make it even more believable but how? probably pin the blame on a big corporation..... kfc? sounds like the stuff they do. warbutons factory's always wondered what the actually did in there now i know, now i know. and yes, this is a strange conversation were having.

[JaguarPawww]

@knightben22 haha, pick a new topic and well put our imaginations into it lol

[knightben22]

@JaguarPawww what they do with your teeth after your dead? i think they give to dentists, or they are used for cooking ingredients.

[JaguarPawww]

@knightben22 whit haha

[knightben22]

@JaguarPawww you wanna suggest a topic to blow out of all proportions?

[JaguarPawww]

@knightben22 how about the wonders ufos

[knightben22]

@JaguarPawww the government definitely. they are trying to make us paranoid so were easier to control, and to buy more stuff from them and pay more taxes for protection.

[3Dcookie22]

@knightben22 @JaguarPawww This is a very weird and intriguing conversation. That is all.

[JaguarPawww]

@knightben22 paranoid lol, ufo's do exists, and believe it or not we are the outcome of their power, knowledge and technology if you know what i mean... but talking about this over a jeremy kyle video is just stupid, because thats what people are led to think when people talk about this

[knightben22]

@JaguarPawww sounds plausible i mean how did we start off with rock weapons to being able to destroy a entire city with a one bomb (nuke) i mean come on we just magically found out how to do it.

[Vip3rV1]

@JaguarPawww I wouldn't want that guy in my mouth.. xD

[mixryter]

Best Jeremy Kyle clip EVER.

[Ashwhoplaystheguitar]

YES!!!!! Truly made me laugh

[loveudannybabes]

" i had a bad day at work" yeah....see when i have had a bad day at work i come home and have a hot chocolate and watch T.V, not send pictures of my vagina to people.

and for the " i was harrassing her" bit -_- well done.....

[Xaenthae]

@loveudannybabes LOL you should send us pictures of your vagina when you've had a bad day at work! XD 

[loveudannybabes]

@Xaenthae XD!

[Xaenthae]

@loveudannybabes from the picture on your profile I doubt any of us would complain! XD

[loveudannybabes]

@Xaenthae XD

[RichOfNottz]

ahahaha love the troll face!

[lsdotcom]

"I had a bad day at work!"

Yeah... same thing I do whenever I have a bad day at work. -_-

[TCreationGtr1603]

i thank you for showing me this...fucking hilarious xD

[Lulu7470]

funny as fuck, should have more views

[Enjoyme4071]

very funny!

[TheMumsboy]

Haha, nice.

[3Dcookie22]

@TheMumsboy SAYF!

[RatedRRaj]

what a twat lMAO