The Kitty Gun: Making Terrorism Cuter. ADORABLE!

[Laemname]

Stop smoking bitch

[SuperGoonerguy]

lol. are you jewish?

[entropyMUSE]

Hey use more light, your face is just too damn dark. Highlight bitch, seriously.

[sticksamurai]

Show the damn gun

[twistedyogert]

Where does the bullet come out? Plus guns are cute, They paint them pink now.

[lizzylou4576]

a boner really ur frikin insane

[doomlordist1]

that guys high

[masonmontalvo]

Better make a better vid everybodys hating u

[simon3457]

I love Weapons!!!

[beautimerits]

Get it? Kitty "CORNER"?? But why is it bent 90 degrees and not 45 degrees? They can afford the time and the money to develope such brilliant weapons, cuz ALL their expensive weapons like F16 and F15 fighter Jets, are stolen through the back door by military aid, subsidies but mostly 'Surplus" free give aways. The REAL weapon they reserve is for AMERICANS and it's call the FEDERAL RESERVE. It's a weapon of never ending slavery

[twistedyogert]

Looks like a cat with a rifle shoved up it's ass.

[ostrov1]

your ignorance just amazed me dude.

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

This guy talk's too fucking much

[JKendrickProductions]

This is the first time I've seen this guy and I already hate him.

[reyshakquit]

If I ever get shot by a kitty gun I wolud never be sad and die happily :D

[zebo169]

PALISTINE!

[123drue]

what happen to dan did he just stop making videos

[KKTAZphanthom]

@123drue mossad got to him

[44warjunkie]

The difference is Hamas, Islamic Jihad, and other Palestinian groups have the unequivocal intentions to cause mass murder in Israel. Israel responds in calculated efforts to assure 0% collateral damage is done to the innocent Arabs. But through history we all know that civilian deaths are a byproduct of every war. Israel is the only country in the Middle East that has nuclear weapons, If they wanted to deliberately kill civilians in disproportionate levels they would have no trouble in doing so.

[SuperGoonerguy]

@44warjunkie you are clearly crazy if you think Isreal doesn't target civillians!!

[44warjunkie]

@SuperGoonerguy Not deliberately they don’t. When civilians die it’s either because the jihadists cluster themselves around them or because of the very imperfection of the weapons of the IDF. There are no such thing as perfect weapons. Israel has actually shown a great deal of restraint in their use of violence that the Nazis would never have contemplated and more to the point, no fundamentalist Muslim country would contemplate today.

[44warjunkie]

@SuperGoonerguy Ask yourself, what are the chances that the Palestinians would show the same restraint in killing Jews if the Jews were a powerless minority living under their occupation and disposed to acts of suicidal terrorism?"

[SuperGoonerguy]

@44warjunkie lol Isreal dont show restrain in killing Muslims though m8. lol. tbh i think both sides are equally as extreme as eachother

[44warjunkie]

@SuperGoonerguy We can at least agree on that. But i think the Jews are the lesser of the two evils here even though they are both bad.

[jahdelldun21]

he has a ciggar

[luvthevols09]

0:40 and pull up ad XD

[placeniubojica]

were you high??

[DamnYourReallyUgly]

I like guns...but I like my brain too.

[Shadowthedgehog1]

We (Israelis) are fighting the arabs (no such thing as palestinians) for merely few decades. Jews were at those lands before the arabs arrived, but stayed at a minority for the last 2000 years. And Israel doesn't TRY to kill the arabs. If we wantet to eliminate them we'd use mass destructive weapons rather then build fences to keep them away from us

Lastly, the rockets used by the IDF are more precise then destructive. For example, and if you like reading about weapons, look up "spice munition"

[FRAGNITION]

He is so yellow, he looks like he should be in the simpsons...

[PyroDimplomatic]

WTF this is the one vid that I have seen that is not funny or has no point what so ever

[printerapple]

little advice

shorten your vids man

[cowboyman17]

Orgasm @ 8:51

[mrlach1]

i hate cats....

[Playa3994]

2:15 lmao

[2523morgan]

ever heard of a tread mill and less smoking or fake tan

[kiwininja100]

yes i love guns... but i prefer snipers, assualt rifles, and grenade launchers

[piromoretta]

you should try TV Shows 5*

[piromoretta]

@ZomgRoboo he is trying to make a point?what do you do in life?

[ZomgRoboo]

247 is the only good part of this video

[DelusionalSyko]

stfu dan you ugly fuck.

[87mikron]

shalom i am from israel you are wronge we are waants peace but the fucking arabs!!! traying to kill use 13 years old :)

[35kaspar]

0:38 epic face

[TelevisionJames]

The citizens of Israel and Palestine are in no way alike. This is a completely ridiculous suggestion.

[CrzayMazy]

I like the part where Mack hits the cat and the Israelian guy says good kitty trying to take cure of the 'bruise'

[CrzayMazy]

6:17 TEAM AMERICA FTW!!!

[t3z2pulm]

This is a great 45 second video. Pity it's almost ten minutes long.

[Trakill360]

GAY



[BorisJ98]

your a douchebag!

[MrHarbob69]

you rasist

[MrJarastafara]

arn't u the uglyest gay on Earth (n)

[chris27011986]

@MrJarastafara jewish ...

[InuMS]

Postal 2?

[Sharkz8945]

Wow there aren't any rednecks listening to this at all... you can tell, because no one is taking their failure/culturally irrelevant retardation out on this guy.

[futurerev21]

ur trying to be a white bill cosby seems like

[nicksf1]

"kitty gun" I bet your stupid dumb-fuck ass would fucking fall for it enough to get fuckin lit up by a "Cute lil kitty gun."

[eMAGGUK]

i'm with you, dan. keep 'em coming but please watch your back (or freedom Americans, please protect him). crazy rightists may wish for your scalp.i'm from a stinking 3rd world country still with your country's diseases but i appreciate your efforts to educate your people. kudos!

[skaterpeep94]

is it just me or does anyone else find this guy fucking annoying?

[NaruXHina1980]

O.o you shouldn't love the way they wag their tails, if a cat is wagging it's tail at you, it means it is thinking/about to attack you

[Kimer28]

Get laid.

[TheMacHater]

Omg, I want 9 Minutes, 35 seconds and 47 Milliseconds of my life back...

[TheMacHater]

Dude i cant take this guy seriously!!!

[agbtg7]

Dan; I can't be with you on this one man. Israel is one very small nation surrounded by a bunch of nations that have all the land and oil and many of them have said over and over again that they won't be happy until Israel is wiped off the map, destroyed whatever you want to call it. They might say one thing to your face, but in the end they will kill all of the Jews that they can and have commmitted themselves to that. This is not right at all. But I'm not sure us being involved is right too.

[yoyoizABEnMOE]

@agbtg7 DUDE HE SAID ISRAEL IS THE ONE BLOWING THE PALESTINIANS U RETARD LEARN TO LISTEN HE IS OBVIOUSLY SHOWING THAT HES PRO PALESTINIAN

[gloverguy1]

i like ur point of view... u tell the truth... keepem coming

[86Kdogg]

shut up fag. and who in the hell says "sand niggers" anyways?

[kornhead6555]

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[Nelflix]

its just a kitteh on a gun . . .

[Angel0549025896]

mother fucker.die alredy!!israel gonna win.

[MRBOFFHEAD]

your a fat ugly homo now got off youtube you WANKER!!!!!!!!!

[JackTheReaperTNA]

dam this dog is annoying he needs to shut the fuck up. stupid idiot dog he dosent know what hes talking about.

[ninjacatmagic]

I like your videos, but your "redneck" thingy that you do.....Makes you seem like a tool.....Keep it professional and it will be 100% better....You do have talent.....

[wujeczek25]

stupid loser!!!

[louiscarr899]

@wujeczek25 why? i find it funny?

[ninjaboyfrompaks]

this is completely random but ive seen that episode. ur hilarious

[CRJflyer]

I'm on ur gunz, killin ur terroristz

[supermaniackcs]

fuck ur mum

[mwright988]

this is gay and so are you dan

[goedertlord234]

DO YA LIKE TO SHUTTUP DAN

[ItsQuinnBeotch]

Its funny if you slowly fast foward and look at his face change vote this up so every can see how funny it is!!!

[fckmdck]

@ItsQuinnBeotch yeah jiss face at 6:20 (pause :)

[shabalaba79]

SHOW US THE KITTEH

[PlebScrubber]

Just post the clip of the cat gun... Dont talk.

[kingblake99]

idk how many of these vids i watched but it pisses me off that the majority of america is misinformed about the things he talks about

[PlebScrubber]

@kingblake99 Majority of americans are misimformed about everything. Ignorance is bliss.

[gaybash]

tl;dw

[anon666ify]

thank finally somebody is speaking some damn truth. there is no noble side in war voltaire makes a very good point of this in his political satire candide

[Rafaarlow]

ur going to start a ww3

[Mutterjunge]

the US may have the most high tech weapons in the world, but they don't use it too the fullest. Russia has 1980s weapons yet they use them to their fullest

[AznInvasionTuber]

Your a fighter when you have a cig in your hand? lol

[globinpig]

Stop Bogarting the coffin-nail!

[casmiry]

i love you man.

[XxKiNgxxKrAbxX]

sand nigger? what happened to the sand monkeys!

[scottwij]

@XxKiNgxxKrAbxX Sand PEOPLE!!! Star Wars reference ftw.

[zebo169]

@XxKiNgxxKrAbxX hey!

[emildenseje9]

boring! you sucks gay

[Armstrong202]

fuck you bitch

[snakedocter1984]

u suck your gay

[arexp909]

@ 0:44 you say you have pussy not cock???

[ShayCarlFan1000]

@arexp909 im a dove, not a hawk.

you hear what you wanna hear....

[DropDeadx16]

That "douche" would rip off your head and shit down your throat.

[DJPhaze001]

doosh

[famouseli]

Lol return to ur cave , cave man

[baez550]

Homo

[xSynapse]

one of most intelligent people ive seen on youtube

[Vladek385]

1. Asymetric war for USA begin with Vietnam war, not 9/11

2. Israel and Palestine = to much people on so little desert land, that is all Earth in future.

[youseuf]

he...he......HE SAID NIGGER!!!! zooooooooooomg he must be racist lol

[heros9200]

your very wrong we did not creat islreal is real was given to the jews during ww2 by the united nation 

[hughbagoo]

lolz 9-11 was really funny  and all americans can go have incest with their redneck lovers!!!! Win let the hate mail begin

[NoNeedlessNoise]

Kittygun. The world is all fucked up isnt it?

[moemoe20092007]

Gosh italians can talk forever... palastine rocks! fuck jews!

[bobadams66]

your a fucking dego faggot go kill yourself Mac would beat the shit out of you with a dead dego he's an ex navy seal faggot quit talking shit on the internet you fucking pussy

[NiGhtMarEs0nWax]

HAHAH THAT IS AWESOME, HUMORISING OPPRESSION WITH KITTENS!

the world doesn't have enough idiots; wtb moar. dan take that kitty and stick it to your head and pull the trigger please.

[MrMartymcfly45]

you can't be a redneck your yellow

[mrpotatfacemn8675309]

im somewhat both a hawk and a dove

[Upritebass]

That is NOT to say that God condemned them in their lives dispersed among other nations? eg - Daniel, the time of Persian rule (Esther) etc. It gets complicated, but I don't see it as one side or the other either.

[Upritebass]

Couldn't they have put Israel in a nice little place like Texas? A nice little unpopulated

desert like area... Then when God wanted to, he could have moved Israel in His timing if HE wanted to. Accorting to the Old testament writings, wasn't it God in the first place who disbanded Israel and Judah in the first place, and several times (or allowed it) in their NATIONAL history? ... for reasons I would rather not say because it might get me shot with the kitty gun?

[Upritebass]

Do the users of this gun presuppose that the Jihad would pause in possible consideration for the life of a cat before shooting? After awhile, they won't pause, but shoot quicker. This is going to get a lot of innocent cats killed in the middle east! Grrrrrr!

[Upritebass]

This can't be for real, is it? The kitty gun sounds like good material for a Monty Python or SNL skit. All I could say is you have to be a real pussy to hang on this gun.

(haha?)

[Upritebass]

1:27 It just goes to show how much a pair of cheap sunglasses can add to your image. ZZ Top was right. lol!

[chrismetallica1]

It just a corner shot with a fake cat attached. RRP $5000 for the unit. Good gun for round corners due to the fact you dont lean round the corner exposing any body part.

[phazonalloy]

I agree with the fellow down there. You repeat yourself a lot. I think over the course of this entire video you repeated the same 3 points in many slightly different ways.

[wyo7011]

Shooting a Dillon Mini Gun will give you a boner.

[masorf]

taste great till you get a face full of fucking lead buddy =]

[DorianmacPhee54]

smokeing is bad

[Cashtaneck]

.. rapist glasses, pedopille beards, serial killer van,public masturbator coat and zoophille catgun:]

[Mr4419733]

i like guns

[Maurakumo]

your talking about mack trying too hard to be intence...... you try too hard to be funny and ur fucking annoying

[FatBoySlo]

Dan mate, your a dude.

[Qaaaakeee]

Idea from game Postal 2!

[BaaruModdaBabuRao]

he made wrong title,

it is intentional. to attract viewer.

[Longcatcrusade]

You repeat yourself a little too much, but otherwise good.

[mrpotatfacemn8675309]

he sounds like one of the kids in my reading class

[reischel1]

Dan your fucking anoyying.

[Koldatt]

@reischel1 so are haters.

[BenSTA09]

ok its a war guess what propaganda is apart of war pick a fucking side or shut up you can just pick parts of war you like

[916ac]

dude u suck stop makin vids

[Zaxxon2008]

STOP TALKING, "Dan"!!!

and quit cutting your own hair

[lucasn23]

That wasn't a waste of my time that actually makes sense :P

really i relate to that.

[plottotakethemdown]

@machado231097 rock weaponry?

[reaper31994]

Are you dumb? Saying only redneck want war? Go suck a cock!!!

[tharealscrapz]

This video is a complete waste of existence....

I'ma go kill me some terrorists now.....

stupid

[kisftw]

"This is a video response to The Ting Tings - That's Not My Name" Wut.

[ssgfilmsnarmour]

r......u.....retarded or stoned?!?!?

[ilamum]

War sucks, innocent people die, innocent children become orphans and then have nothing to do but join the terrorists.

but cats are cute

[BlitzKickerNL]

I have to admit...

You're voice/accent and face make me sick. Maybe you should try to breathe more often while talking, or maybe try not to breathe at all.

Why'd you put a lamp aimed right in your face?

[Cajkesuzabava]

i hate jews! motherfuckiung, penis cutting, gay ass, big beard, ugly, selfish bastards! they should just die! like old people! :)

[tharealscrapz]

...i want to kick your ass...

[Cajkesuzabava]

haha too bad u can't haha ; )

[camojansport]

Note: God gave Jew'z a KG (kitty gun). Those damn jewz i want a kitty gun

[bessmart]

this guy doesn't know how to cus

[GEEKNACH0]

Funny stuff, very true words. It's nice to know that the United States are not 100% putrid shit. At least there's a few people with their eyes open.

[Tankist348572]

co za zjeb x]

[manwiththemachinegun]

How great is it you define decades of attempted Arab genocide of Israelis, including the invasion of it by SIX neighboring countries on the DAY of its independence as the Jews making a 'land grab'.

Palestinians that voluntarily left did so at the behest of Arab governments who then stabbed them in the back to put pressure on Israel.

There are plenty of Arabs living peaceful in Israel, I met some, they have great food.

Sure the Israelis are dicks from time to time, they've earned that right.

[Crozbee546]

hey guess what bud u needa watch what u say labeling all rednecks like tht. so fuck u and ur videos suck. faggot.

[kisftw]

That's EXACTLY how rednecks act. Your horrible grammar and spelling proves it.

[drbable1]

truman didn"t create israel! adolf hitler did

[kw0s]

Dan you reminded me of a boss I had once. I went to his first staff meeting. I was ready. I had paper and pen. One hour later, I was looking at a blank page. Did he say anything important? But I was really impressed by his one hour speech- he will make a GREAT politician one day.

Back to you. I watched two of your videos. You make better sense with your speech but took too long. If you can narrow this 10 minute video down to 2 minutes or less, it would be perfect for me. Thanks,

[FamousProductions09]

suks dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[FamousProductions09]

to much talking asssss

[anoldcrow]

wow its like the message you get from an episode of penn and teller's bullshit with a mitch hedberg delivery.

btw could you tell us how you feel about those two things, the tv show and the comedian?

[HappyTinfoilCat]

LOL

[OZcomingFRoo]

what is a "send niggers"

[chipnugget]

were u holding a cig?

[samsam114]

Lets go kill some Derkas!!! Derka derka muhammud jeehad

[cothulu1]

omfg i came up with sand niggers ( it could have been around before) but i never herd someone else say it lol!!!!

[micahlovesroblox]

dude your right! why to stupid bitches blow up innecent people!!

[Raikonex]

Durka Durka!!!

[gigagdragoon2345]

yeehah lets go kill some sand niggers

[rasengan2122]

"sand niggers" that's good

[Leasaic51]

Now I'm becoming to inJoy Commenting to your Videos, it seems were at a Crossroads I believe in one thing you believe in another, I will say no more about it there's not a problem with any of it but a guns don't kill people, People do. You are correct about war but History about how the war became is not totally true, Israel had such land for years just wasn't under one rule, anything else is only what you believe happened.

[ThnksFrThEmo]

Actually, the bullets do.

[starbster]

I LOVE GUNS! i got a M16 a 357 magnum and a thompson and a car gun it shoots out cars

[DemonosZXZ]

so get me 1 million people who think like you in your state and ill get an army of 10,000 and after your done convincing them to take there guns away in the name of peace i can take over and start a monarchy, then we will make you a statue.

[xxCrazySmooth]

pretty fuckin funny. And also it's good to see that not all americans have shit for brains.

[panzertrance]

Every nation secures it's own right to be Sovereign. You are absolutetly right, neither side is good or bad, it's all an agenda fed by the highest echelons of governernment.

I truly believe that the superpowers that fund this cash cow they call "proxy wars", is a global agenda. We are fed by the media to believe that most third world countries filled with poverty and crime are the enemy. The enemy is the greed and willingness for citizens to give up their liberties.

[ulfenstyle]

look he relly is the best immitater of a redneck getting a boner! just prooves what the whole american people are!