Achmed the Dead Terrorist (Good Quality Version)

[ilovejoejonas381]

I watch this everyday when I get back from school:):):)

[MegaManyo123]

silent I kill you

[AutoPoke]

THAT is the good quality?

[zavalaguy]

everybody loves bush (not the president)

[zavalaguy]

a c flemj

[KakashiOfSharingan1]

i kill all thee jews, no i would not kill thee jews, i would toss a penny between them, and watch them fight to the death, i did that with 2 catholic priest, but tossed a small boy between them and watched them fight to the death, and the winner had to fight michael jackson.

[taifhamid1]

Thumps up if you searched the suicide hotline on Google

[oyenscreamo]

all pig!!pig!!pig!!pig!!pig!!

[mcrinmydreams]

L.M.F.A.O!



[SuperFisch44]

What you under ,,Good Quality'' understand?

Very bad!But Achmed is funny!!!

[12IMepic]

knock knock whos there i kill you

[LILGAGA1234]

thumbs up if your still watching in 2012...

[onurisss]

This is what you call " Good Quality "  ?? I gues for Music you still use a Tape hm ?

[ahboy2012]

@vig120 kill me? lick my @ss first~

[ahboy2012]

vignesh you there!!! ? hoohoohoo~

[vig120]

@ahboy2012 LOL ! 

[vig120]

silent ! i kill you cheechai ! 

[f1l1p1n04koX]

Thumbs up if you're still watching in 2012!!!

[TheSlade28]

Silent I kill you...hahaha i like that part

[MegaChucknorris99]

(Good Quality Version) ? FUCK 240p !

[kyleyamatAQW]

YOU IDIOT YOU DONT HAVE AN ASS LOL ONE OF THE BEST PART THIS VIDEO

[Ashavedmonkeydancin7]

HOLY CRAP!!!! THAT IS SO FREAKEN FUNNY!!! ESPECIALLY THE LINDSEY LOHAN PART!!! XD

[FockOfRyan]

1. Crazedinsanity, you wrote Achmed The Dead Terrorist. Well fine enough, but this is so focking wrong dude: Good Quality Version...

Worst quality ever man!!!!!

Jeff Dunham is the best but you make it bad...

[craze647]

@myterribletube Jeff Dunham isn't muslim nor is his puppet Achmed ...

[myterribletube]

muslims are so funny,...

[brian2132351]

good quality is 1080p 720p or 420 or 360

but 240p, isnt notthin

[MrMuzicTime]

Is that Walter? He scares the crap out of me!!

[MrMuzicTime]

Sorry cant talk dying in laughter right now

[xEvilyy]

silent ..i kill you lol

funny

[toontown633]

I Jumped out of my seat at the beggining because i had a earphones on

[IwannaDomyCrush]

@OV3RB3ING stfu dumbass mother fucking batsard who just wants likes and what a fucking copy cat

[tomuksxxl]

since when is 240 high quality ? i mean if u use a potato to watch this maybe but not in reality it is

[rsforever852]

Istone ftw!!!

[viser12]

I hate it when people say "thumbs up for watching this in 2011".

Its like. . . nooo I'm watching this in 1500BC on my iStone.

[missumileycyrus]

Achmed: 2 Jews Walking in Bar

Jeff : No..no.no

Achmed : What You Dont Let Jews In You Bar ? You Racist Bastard

TRL0Lolz

[GagaCody]

114 got killed! LOL!!!

[omegaprim]

Jeff: How do you spell your name?

Achmed: Oh, let's see. A.... C.... Flem...

Hahah!

[A7BK73]

SILENCE!!!!!! I KILL YOU!!!! trololololol

[omegaprim]

Achmed: Knock knock.

Jeff: Who's there?

Achmed: Me, I kill you.

Trololol!

[mszunefan]

Jeff Dunham crowds are amused by nothing but eyebrow movement

[stuffmaster1000]

thumbs up if your watching in 2556.

[UNANAHREBUBLIK52]

Is it me...or does Achmed sound like Carlos Mencia...

[goodgirl111100]

The hell does "lmfao" stand 4?

[rlzfoutch]

@goodgirl111100 laughing my f*ckin ass off

[goodgirl111100]

This is supossed to be goodquality?

[THATWASEPIC1]

SILENCE I KEEL U!!!!



[NorwegianGamer1]

achmed is never getting old:D

[bazingabonkers]

So your Muslim

I'm afraid not

Your not Muslim

No look at my a** it says made in China

Lmfao :D

[MultiDede2]

240p we meet again... :P

[ibobsled1]

How about i KILL the jews??

I would just throw a penny inbetween them and watch them FIGHTTOTHEDEATH!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA­HAA

[shawnaa0017]

So Where Do You Get Your Recruits? The Suicide Hotline HAHAHAHAHA Lmfao

[DEMMY39]

damn this guy can voice like up to 5 or 6 people 0-0

[aera1998]

A C (Flim) !!!

[ginger15103]

knock knock whos there I KEEL U

[catsrockandrollable]

Stop touching me lmao hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha

[IkeZac2011]

Jeff: Look if u been in my suitcase all this time how have u been getting through security at the airports?

Achmed: Oh thats easy they open the case and i go HELLOOOOO (pause) I AM LINDSAY LOHANNN..!

Hahahahaha fuck thats funny.

[omegaprim]

@IkeZac2011 Achmed: I told another joke! I can do this crap too! Ok, ok, here's another one. Two jews walk in a bar...

[IkeZac2011]

Jeff: So achmed where do u come from?

Achmed: YOUR FREAKING SUITCASE!! Ahehaha

Classic..!

[CricketDecibal]

Achmed: Okey so two jews walk into a bar.

Jeff: No, no, no.

Achmed: What? You dun let jews into your bars? YOU RACIST BASTARD.

[Bejzbol1993]

are u my virgins? ...i hope not. LMAO

[KillJoyAcyd23]

Stoop Touuucchhhhhhhiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnggg meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

[GayDawg1524]

The best quality is on

Jeff Dunham Spark of Insanity - Achmed (Part 1)

Copy this and paste it in the search bar.

[GayDawg1524]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDD

This made me fall off my bed laughing!

Especially the part where he says "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!!!! I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!"

Omg I friggin laughed so hard!

[Dalv89ify]

Your quality is LOOOOW

[ariftariq12]

Its not " muzlum " its " Muslim " :P

[19Colors92]

pebende tah.



[YouVidTube45]

If you have been in my suitcase all this time, how do you get through security at the airport? Oh, that's easy, they open the suitcase and I go "Hello! I'm Linsay Lohan!"

[ThePedobear34]

VERY good quality. It sucks

[lindachelsea9111]

maddd funnyyy

[SlothSid1997]

achmed killed this 106 dislikes

[dancefreak3004]

2:40 is my favorite part of this episode :))))))))

[MrMolocc]

thumbs up if your still watching in 2011

[thegamingworld100]

@MrMolocc No actually im watching this in 1000

[iceleon25]

@MrMolocc I'm watching this in 2012

[PVRCR]

@MrMolocc you mean 2012

[deliciousdazmo]

I love this and subscribed. Please watch Thatch Close - puppets are not just for kids....

[tomvanbeelen]

knock knock 6:54 knock knock , who is there ? , me. i kill you

[TheRunezCreator]

Jeff: Good Evening Achmed

Jeff (Achmeds Voice): Goood Evening....Infadel.

[HUNTER3138]

knock knock....who's there..... me i kill u lol :D

[feislv12]

What the hell hapen to my feet?

Son of a bic*

xD

[Snaavelstopic]

Remember the times that this was high quality XD

[bokkkyyy92]

No you sad Akmed is AHMED HHHHHHHH Silence !!!!!! I kill you !!!!!!!!!

[conde612]

Hellooooooooooooooo I'm lindsey lohaaan!

[JustinBlottin]

"You're all bone. It's a flesh wound."

[mrboytoman]

SILENCE..... I KILL YOU



[mrboytoman]

lol 72 virgins



[Leonatoris]

¡QUÉ GRACIOSO! ¡ME HE REÍDO MUCHO! PIENSO QUE TAMBIÉN DEBERÍAN CREAR UN PERSONAJE BASADO EN UN JUDÍO MUERTO EN EL HOLOCAUSTO EN UN HORNO CREMATORIO... O TAMBIÉN UN PERSONAJE CÓMICO INSPIRADO EN UN INDIO APACHE EXTERMINADO EN EL OTRO HOLOCAUSTO.... CREO QUE LAS RISAS SERÍAN INTERMINABLES.... ¡LOS FELICITO POR SU GRAN SENTIDO DEL HUMOR!

[Venom1751]

God damn it.

Oh ooh! I Mean

Allah Damn it.

[bastass72]

Fake Audience Laugh.

[darkness90352]

...SILENCE I KILL YOU !!! OMG This is so freaking hilarious !!! hahaha

[mikizunzur]

so where did you come from? YOUR FRICKIN SOUTCASE xD

so if you were in my soutcase all this time,how did you passed through the security at the airport? ouu,that's easy.he opens the soutcase,I jump off and say: "Helloooooo..I'm Lindsay Lohan.." xD

[rhoult2000]

I just turned on the computer and saw this. Tell me my sister isn't awesome :P

[ateleadpaint]

you idiot you don't have am ass!!!!!!!!!!!

[lucky75037]

i love how both top comments are the same LOL

[TheHellokitty301]

STOP TOUCHING MEEEEEEE XD

[ErnieHam]

104 people are terrorist.

[sonshas]

@ErnieHam wrong... 105 are....

[MULTYvania007]

YOU IDIOT YOU DON'T HAVE AN ASS!!!!!!!! best line ever

[Returnme01]

What Did He Said In 2:40 ?

[BassCannonHD]

@Returnme01 He said "It's a flesh wound"

[tranceformationsgirl]

HELLO IM AM LINSE LOWHAND

[EdenNa23]

ANTI-SEMITE ! ..god..these jokes....theres nothing to laugh about

[rodent676]

where did u come from

= ur freakin suitcase

[villagomezfamily]

thats all muslims think about is beheading!!

[sweetieNURUL]

@villagomezfamily not all

[xxchloaj]

ALLAH DAMMIT!! XDD

[skyraygroungre]

HELLLOOOOOOOOOO I AM LINDSAY LOHAN

[mathforever100]

ooh nooo!! al-qaida on you tube!!!11 XD

[Cocokandyy]

The Whole Thing Had Me Dying LMAO

[abduman3]

For the record: it's neither "ch" or "h" it's pronounced a different way, you don't have the same sound in English, Muslims doesn't mean a certain race, it means a beleif and a religion ex: Christian or Jewish can't be from a specific place this apply to Muslims too, this show does not represent Muslims in anyway, I only showed the simple mistakes here I can't correct everything now because it needs alot of explaining, I just sticked to the small ones. (middle eastern youtuber)

[Cat489]

SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!

[Munkustrap321]

I shouldn't be laughing. BUT IT'S SO FUNNY!!!

[261awsome]

He is my fav puppet!!!!

[MrGoku343]

hello i am lidsy lohand

[MrGoku343]

screwed

aacckman

acflem

[Funnerism]

Famous puppet voice throwing acts.

[BeeTatty]

I may be crazy but im under the impression that that dude is talking for the skeleton without moving his mouth!

[latinpreide]

is that walter?

jeffd: yes

He scares the crap out of me.

PLEASE DO NOT PUT ME BACK IN THE SAME SUITCASE

jeffd:why

he has gas

[freshyboyyyy]

Lets See Umm...A....C...."FLEM"



[superluigi545]

3rd times the charm at 02:05

[mediabench]

@briant420 thought it was just me. Fuck me this is dumb.

[67vFilms]

saddams mustard gas was nothin compared to walter farts! LOL

[JustinBlottin]

Good evening... infidel.

So you're a terrorist? Yes.

What kind of terrorist?

A terrifying... terrorist.

[briant420]

Jesus H. Tittyfucking Christ this guy sucks massive donkey cock. I'd need a lobotomy to laugh at this shit.

[JoeWazzington]

somebody in my speech class did an interpritation of this

[tv961]

A C flehm silence i kill you!

[StormtrooperBTR]

THE TOYOTA PYRUS IS NOTHING MORE THAN A LUNCHBOX!!!!!!

"I totally agree!"

[boyslove20]

STOP TOUCHING ME! I KILL YOU...!

[RezultSniping]

cool

[mrchooch11]

A...c...flem

[MrMCMACHO]

hahahah you can't speak inglish hahha this is hilarious hahahah nerd, fag, pussy, and communist RETARD hahhahaha

[buddyeagle]

i hate the add.

[MrDanh1]

fuck MsAhmed17 fucking muslim bastard and retard and bitch

you don't belong in the U.S.A.

[MsAhmed17]

fuck usa

[DIABL0xResendiz]

for me achmed is da best.... shut up .... i kill u

[SeamusPlox]

What the fuck's with all the Spanish comments?

[DIABL0xResendiz]

@SeamusPlox let me read dem nd ill see



[DIABL0xResendiz]

@SeamusPlox let me read dem nd ill see

deyre cuzing at each other cuz one of dem said dat achmed was stupid nd dey are fightin over it

[plankton498]

epic funage

[pkmonger]

Lololololololololololololololo­lololololol

[TheykilledHidan]

Are there any other vids on Youtube with Jeff and Achmed? I can only seem to find this one

[Iamorton]

Fucking American are the terrorist going into Iraq killing innocent people ( Iraq had no connection with al Qaeda) and used afghans in the soviet war , now there eyes r set on Pakistan . Destroying

Muslim countries

[truckers66]

@Iamorton hey i have one thing to say you fuckin muslim i hope some one will cut your fuckin eyes ears and your fuckin toung cause when you say that you are a terrorist in my fuckin book so ill see you in hell you fuckin cammel jockey so if you are look in for a fight ill see you to from ever redneack in the god bleass UAS you fuckin muslim

[KesterYankees]

I think they should have turned Osama's body into Achmed 2.0

[missinagua]

SILENCE I KEEL U LOL LOVE IT

[itsmeyoudorkrly]

STOP TOUCHING ME.

I KILL YOU.

[sebrinurahmed555]

CORRECTION: STOP TOUCHING ME.V I KEEL YOU. HA HA HA HA JOKES ON YOU

[2009miley1]

too funny

[KpopluverTP]

2069 smart ppl.....97 STUPID ppl!!!!!!!!!! god dammit...uh uh I mean Allah dammit! SILENCE! I Kill you!!!

[Canadaquisha]

97 smart people

[kDelPrete101]

"Good Quality Version" Even though the other one has it 10x better but ok

[MrNotification123]

silece i kill you!

[MrWindows97]

fuck du stjæler

Denmark

[pinkdragon131]

a suacid bomer so dumb

[skyrozz10]

@pinkdragon131 u cant even spell suicide bomber,ur dumb

[AbrigedGirls]

Hellooooooooooooooooooo......I­m Linsey Lohaaaan!

[tencents6]

Achmed killed 96 people.

[CannibalElis]

5:33-5:39 Best ! I am laughing so much ! :DDDDDDDDDDDD

[LilahBearable]

I KILL YUHH.!!!

[lizradman123]

Lol I love the jokes especially the knock knock one. KNOCK KNOCK!! WHOS THERE¿ ME I KILL U!!!!!

[MrMCMACHO]

hahaha A,C flemch

[turompeculos]

@MrMCMACHO ha ha ha ha A,C,M,E,U,N,P,E,T,E ha ha ha ha ha pobre mastica machos no te duele la jeta de ser tan jodidamente feo? ja ja ja ja esta mas guapo el calaverin del video que tu ja ja ja ja ja en serio putin estas de la verga no ja ja ja ja

[MrMCMACHO]

@turompeculos

Pero Peter si tu estas muy rrendo eres un engendro y compara tu grotesca geta con mi perfecta humanidad jajajaja estas a años luz de mi enano marica

[turompeculos]

@MrMCMACHO ja ja ja ja ja ja yo soy altote y juertote mido 1.88 y tengo mucho musculo en mis nalgas no mas miren mi foto ja ja ja ja ja ja y yo soy el verdadero MrMacuarracho

[MrMCMACHO]

@turompeculos pero si tan solo eres un enano obeso y comparame contigo pinche "Astropeter"

[turompeculos]

@MrMCMACHO astropeter? osea que peter es un astro pa ti verdad? que puto eres se te notaba pero no se te salia tanto ja ja ja ja ja ja la cajeteas toda mr mc puto ja ja ja ja ja

[MrMCMACHO]

@turompeculos jjajajja pobre clon pendejo: Por cierto q foto mas jija te ves bien puto y con retraso mental, todo un maricon ah y que paso sigues casando negros para q te rompan tus nalgas?

[turompeculos]

@MrMCMACHO que bien me veo en mi foto con mis axilas peludas apoco no se nota que no me he bañado en semanas que bueno que soy mestindio y amante de hispanidad ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja pero no tengo jeta de mandril es que soy muy robusto ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja y me visto de rojo porque quiero ser comunista pero todos me llaman chapulin chispoteado ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja

[MrMCMACHO]

@turompeculos

Comunista yo? seras calabaza primero perro antes de ser un comunista asquerso como tu imbecil mejor vete a Corea del Norte a morirte de hambre con tus camaradas y si me vesti asi es xq me lusco no como tu enano imbecil con panza chelera y ahuevo q soy velludo algun proble? bueno como tu te depilas pues.............

[turompeculos]

@MrMCMACHO Eres comunista porque te gusta compartir tu culo ja ja ja ja ja ja maldito simio chisputeado jeton bufon patiño ja ja ja ja ja ja pobre cerdo parado no tienes musculos sino grasa sobre todo en la puta cabeza ja ja ja ja ja

[MrMCMACHO]

@turompeculos Quien es grasiento aca, si en tu foto luces como un gordo marica y primero muerto antes que ser un comunista como tu muerto de hambre bueno para nada

[turompeculos]

@MrMCMACHO ja ja ja ja ja claro pendejo si es tu foto ja ja ja ja ja ja solito te jodes pendejo ja ja ja ja y aparte me llamas gordo y luego muerto de hambre ja ja ja ja ja ja como puedo ser muerto de hambre si estoy gordo segun tu putito? ja ja ja ja como eres pendejo ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja no mas sirves pa botana mr macaca ja ja ja ja a ja ja ja toda marrana que se cree juertota ja ja ja ja ja ja ya te lo dije esta menos feo el pinche calabera achmed que tu ja ja ja ja ja ja

[MrMCMACHO]

@turompeculos Hablo de tu foto ne netlog pinche astropeter marica tu cara de simio te pide volver a la jungla

[turompeculos]

@MrMCMACHO Ja ja ja ja insistes con eso pendejo? ja ja ja ja como gustes en cambio yo si veo tu jodida foto en vida real y dejame decirte que eres una jodida mezcla de chango con burro y cerdo ja ja ja ja ja ja deberías suicidarte ja ja ja ja ja pero no tanto por tu aspecto físico tan de la verga sino por tu pinche cabeza hueca ja ja ja ja ja ja ja creo que apenas descubriste el fuego ja ja ja ja ja