@ripperduck I shall do so then. It references a Tourettes guy who is hurling vulgarities, but in an actual context, not random and spontaneous insults, as they usually are. In this context, it is of an ass, and the following description of what an ass does matches very well at the same time with those violent and vulgar interjections, that at the same time correspond with the format of the speech made by Zardoz.
@tolchok89 I made an extra credit project for an art class where I took a photo of a conservative Republican relative's baby and added a Zardoz mask to the kiddo, then threw in Sailor Mercury fighting him amid a field of 'shrooms and apes.
Someone should hide a loudspeaker inside a church in Texas and play this loudly if/when the preacher says something about the Taliban or an ethnic minority.
I absolutely love this film, It has set a standard for me, I may spend a few years trying to find something as unusual, psychedelic, sexual, dark and hilariously campy as this wonderful masterpiece. Freudian psychology pulses through it, which I only mention because I havent noticed anybody else saying so, especially the concept of Thanatos (the will to die/ the death drive). These lines are wonderfully poetic, as a writer of surrealist works I really wish id thought of them myself.
sean connerys character zed is symbolic of a person who challenges all their former beliefs and discovers the truth zardoz was merely propoganda by the ruling elite in order to maintain the status qou and the established order tabernacle is symbolic of the collective social mythos of society as a whole once that was destroyed the illusion of religious and social elitists propoganda was gone and the elitists along with the people accept life as it really is and accept death as a part of life.
now this is what this movie is about i am going to explain this to those who cant understand the message of this film. Zardoz is symbolic of religious imperatives imposed on the principles of the rule of law (i.e. exterminators) the gun is used against brutals i.e. the masses of people who oppose religious directives and the status quo the penis is terminology for procreation the gun is used for population control of the masses who appose the established social order.
@LivinWorstNightmare That's the point. The elite wants the poor to murder each other and not make more offsprings. Less population, less slaves to control.
If they all kill each other how are they going to BREED more slaves? They eventually will kill each other till it's one man left.
That makes no sense
The movie is filled with several ideas, that could have probably made it a decent movie if it had a writer that was worth a shit. You are fucking stupid if you think this garbage is a real movie. Don't blame me for your faults, fucking dip shit asshole.
The tribe that the protagonist belogns to is to survive, and it's explained later on in the movie that they were ordered to stop killing other tribes and rather bring them to slavery.... ..... ..... DERP!
@LivinWorstNightmare Which is why Zardoz has worshippers. So they can control the small population. It's all explained fairly well in the movie. Too bad you didn't understand what was going on which is why you think it doesn't make any sense.
You never answered my message after you commented on my page...
a giant head that spews AK-47's tells you as men to go and hunt down other men and shoot them with AK-47's and...
A GIANT CLAY HEAD THAT SPEWS AK47's...
....................WTF!!!!
It was cool when I was a pothead teenager, but it is testament and will of the fallen Republic of the Americas, now if only I could make a 8 story one city block wide clay head and get AK-47's to spew forth from its gaping (I did say GAPE) Maw...
Go forth and decimate the seed of Man so does ZARDOZ command...
@thatamazinggeek zardoz is a film that must be interpreted through the senses you have to feel what its saying just like most art films the average person goes to a movie to be entertained not intellectualy stimulated or emotionaly challenged. this film is for people who think on a different level this is a real art film just like the man who fell to earth was a real art film movies like these are not made for the average person.
@AviSarfaraz Zardoz is actually simply the communicator of the eco-facist ideology... "humanity is a virus or cancer on the earth(gaia-their true god)" he speaks of a horrifying ideology shared by many groups where earth is all that matters and humanity doesn't deserve to live free, but under total control in order to control everything from habitat location to breeding. Look up Agenda 21 if you'd like a reference and more info...
this is a good sci fi film if you are not intellectualy inclined you will not understand this film and will dismiss it as rubbish but, this film has a disturbing message.
@writerdave87 no zardoz is a serious philosphical satire on religious and social paradoxes its message is that we are doomed to extinction if we dont think for ouselves and choose to follow the dictates of religious and social dictates blindly and without question. seam connerys character zed was symbolic of a person who follows his beliefs without question but, then begins to think for himself and rebel against his beliefs and the society which tries to use those beliefs against him.
ha ha ha i remember the first time i saw this movie. the day after i stood up in the middle of my class-room and screamed "ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU!!!" ha ha ha
It's a shame that this movie is so widely ridiculed when it deals directly with the antagonism of power (and the subhuman propensity to war against war itself). It's an excellent refutation of the ideal of free love and equality when it depicts that a regime MORE RESTRICTIVE AND MORE BRUTAL (not in the subject of sentencing life and death but in the MANAGEMENT OF LIFE ITSELF) than those of any tyrant is required for those cruel dreams to be reality.
@subscooby laf fear the slamming of a movie made 38 years ago. Early 70's coming off of the hippie revolution. The whole penis speech and then the critical analysis of hardons while Connery looks down and doesnt crack a smile. U have to look beyond your special effects befuddled bias and appreciate what this film was attempting for that time period. "The penis is evil." Come on! Props for that one movie line alone.
@JackRackem He failed in his bid for the Presidency though. Though his "penis is evil" stand won him many Bible Belt states, it didn't play well on the coasts.
@notamexican91 Eugenics and global genocide is not the answer to "overpopulation", even though Bill Gates, Allan Greenspan, Ted Turner, Al Gore. Adolf Hitler, Mao, the Rothchilds and Rockafellers think so. Because they know when the population is "downsized", they won't be the ones chosen.
@Vault101Reject No, the voice in their heads say buy, buy, buy! Guns in the gun vaults is like gold & diamonds in the bank! Everybody needs more guns! Single-shots! Bolt-actions! Lever-actions! Pump-actions! Revolvers! Semi-autos! Full-autos! & more ammo! Lots more ammo! .30-06, .30-30, .35 Remington, 7x57, .44 Magnum, .357 Magnum, 9mm, 10mm, 12 gauge, 20 gauge, & bricks of .22 Rim-fires! Remington, Marlin, Winchester, Ruger! Bullet molds, primers, powders, brass! Camo clothes & turkey calls!
@LOSTHOMEY1 it's good to know I'm making people happy across the internet. Who'd of thought a crappy weirdo movie with Sean Connery running round in orange under pants with a giant talking head would inspire such hilarity?
@subscooby That's incomplete. Individual sentiment can't account for everything, and not all opinions are created equal as you are suggesting. If I've done more research and I've carefully analyzed the film, how can what you say bear equal weight as what I say? It's about time people were held accountable for their opinions. So, the first step would be explaining why you found the film of "crappy" quality. I thought it was high quality, so do explain, won't you?
@BloodeatingDespot I've not been suggesting anything, you self righteous, patronizing bore. Jesus, "I've carefully analyzed the film" who appointed you as a cultural judge? But ok, I've got time to humour you. Zardoz is crappy because it is an overlong, self indulgent and barely coherent piece of hippy shit.
@subscooby Who appointed me? ANYBODY can analyze a film; it just takes a little effort, and I'm tired of assholes who aren't willing to put in that effort, like you, who still think that their opinions should matter in the face of that apathy. There's nothing self-righteous about expecting more out of humanity than the pathetic, woeful "moooo" that makes up most YouTube comments. And who's the bore? You can't even present me with a complete argument! How exactly should that humor me??
Why do people care so much about Cthulu when then there are far cooler fictional Gods like Zardoz, I mean does Cthulu ever puke up guns and fly around with a bunch of people in red leotards? I think not.
This is to inform you that you have been striped of your title of deity on the grounds of gross incompetence and reckless endangerment of your people.
Your last check is in the mail. Please do not use us as a reference.
This may be redundant but: OMFG!!!! THIS MOVIE IS FUCKED UP HA HA HA HA HA HA! I've seen this movie, and it's interesting for about 20 minutes or so then it just gets tedious. I suppose that it makes sense if you're on some serious drugs.
Westboro Baptist Church in 48 seconds.
catsareweapons 1 day ago
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One of the most unintentionally funny lines of dialogue to ever given to us by cinema.
KingCharltonHeston 1 week ago
"The gun is good."
THE GUN IS GOOD!!!
"The penis is evil."
-Motto of every Religious Terrorist that ever lived.
360Nomad 1 month ago 3
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@360Nomad no. thats a good thing. i dont like penis, i like guns and i love women and its as easy as that. im a professor and i study other things.
mynumberonehat 1 week ago
Tourettes Guy: "The ASS is evil. The ass shoots SHIT and makes new BUTTFUUUUUCK!!!
SeadogDriftwood 1 month ago 2
@SeadogDriftwood Only a few will understand the context of your post, but for those that do, that is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!
ripperduck 1 month ago
@ripperduck I don't, get it, now I do. Okay nvm. Should I explain it?
Calixtus 1 week ago
@Calixtus You must, speak to them, you are the chosen.
ripperduck 1 week ago
@ripperduck I shall do so then. It references a Tourettes guy who is hurling vulgarities, but in an actual context, not random and spontaneous insults, as they usually are. In this context, it is of an ass, and the following description of what an ass does matches very well at the same time with those violent and vulgar interjections, that at the same time correspond with the format of the speech made by Zardoz.
Calixtus 1 week ago
i came here from "the strangest doom wad ever"
roxasfruit 1 month ago
That was fucking scary!
narusku4 1 month ago
Hi
rgaleny 1 month ago
lmao
IdaMiaDot 2 months ago
"The gun is good. The penis is evil."
Sounds like the perfect slogan for right-wing America!
tolchok89 2 months ago 9
@tolchok89 you know, i think i saw this on a billboard at a Teabagger rally.
XD
tsartodd 1 month ago
@tolchok89 I made an extra credit project for an art class where I took a photo of a conservative Republican relative's baby and added a Zardoz mask to the kiddo, then threw in Sailor Mercury fighting him amid a field of 'shrooms and apes.
hamstergeisha76 1 month ago
I saw this on mushrooms with my mates when it first came out.
Going home from the cinema we all were calling out in that voice "PENIS IS EVIL!" Musta loooked like a right bunch of c*unts!
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Yes! Now show us the part whereSean Connery wears a wedding dress.
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LikaLaruku 2 months ago
"Raaaaah! Wotchya doin', Mistah Zardoz?"
"HELLO, TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN! I'M FILLING MY FOLLOWER'S HEADS WITH LIES!"
Dipstikk 2 months ago 5
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Dipstikk 2 months ago
"The gun is good, the penis is evil"
American culture in a nutshell.
Daniel91LC 2 months ago 15
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breakinmedia 2 months ago
...LoL !
docatomics 3 months ago
@nicemn123 yeah. what is that thing though. what movie did it go to?
smoking1212 3 months ago
The Sky May Be!
ninjastuff2 4 months ago 2
Homer Simpson the the mastermind!
jbrian80 4 months ago 3
Someone should hide a loudspeaker inside a church in Texas and play this loudly if/when the preacher says something about the Taliban or an ethnic minority.
That would be AWESOME!
marcus8374 4 months ago 4
@marcus8374 you mean ethnic majority probably.
TelephoneScatologica 3 months ago
Krona speaks to you! His followers! :P)
seanpatrickcain2 4 months ago
« The gun is good ; the penis is evil. »
That's gotta be the motto of YouTube, and most TV channels in the world.
idiosyncrazy1980 4 months ago 10
This is a typical early 70's flick. A bunch of hippies on drugs having group sex and a flying head talking about penises and guns. LMFAO!!!
unabtanium 4 months ago 2
... This clip was only made funny to me because I saw it after I saw AskThatGuy's video.
SamhainTheDark 4 months ago in playlist messman10's Favorited Videos
der gun is goon
sebaswildboy 4 months ago
Groucho Marx: That's the silliest looking object I've ever seen! LOL
seanpatrickcain2 5 months ago
I absolutely love this film, It has set a standard for me, I may spend a few years trying to find something as unusual, psychedelic, sexual, dark and hilariously campy as this wonderful masterpiece. Freudian psychology pulses through it, which I only mention because I havent noticed anybody else saying so, especially the concept of Thanatos (the will to die/ the death drive). These lines are wonderfully poetic, as a writer of surrealist works I really wish id thought of them myself.
Ibisrose86 5 months ago
@thatamazinggeek It's not an 'art film', it's a dystopian future. I guess you think Clockwork Orange and 2001 are stupid art films as well?
morbidchid 5 months ago
chuck norris worships Zardoz!
JackWProductions 5 months ago 2
sean connerys character zed is symbolic of a person who challenges all their former beliefs and discovers the truth zardoz was merely propoganda by the ruling elite in order to maintain the status qou and the established order tabernacle is symbolic of the collective social mythos of society as a whole once that was destroyed the illusion of religious and social elitists propoganda was gone and the elitists along with the people accept life as it really is and accept death as a part of life.
doctorw2 5 months ago 2
now this is what this movie is about i am going to explain this to those who cant understand the message of this film. Zardoz is symbolic of religious imperatives imposed on the principles of the rule of law (i.e. exterminators) the gun is used against brutals i.e. the masses of people who oppose religious directives and the status quo the penis is terminology for procreation the gun is used for population control of the masses who appose the established social order.
doctorw2 5 months ago
Let's analyze that for a minute.
"The Gun is good and the penis is evil, cause penis shoot seeds,and gun shoots death"
OK so randomly go about murdering each other like idiots.
LivinWorstNightmare 5 months ago
@LivinWorstNightmare That's the point. The elite wants the poor to murder each other and not make more offsprings. Less population, less slaves to control.
morbidchid 5 months ago
@morbidchid
But wouldn't the elite want more slaves to control?
This movie was so fucking stupid
LivinWorstNightmare 5 months ago
@LivinWorstNightmare No. They want enough slaves to do the work and not revolt. Too many slaves. Too much power.
Which is why they have people that are under their will to take care of those who are not under their will.
The movie is filled with great symbolism and metaphors, if you didn't see it then you are fucking stupid. Don't blame the movie for your faults.
morbidchid 5 months ago
@morbidchid
If they all kill each other how are they going to BREED more slaves? They eventually will kill each other till it's one man left.
That makes no sense
The movie is filled with several ideas, that could have probably made it a decent movie if it had a writer that was worth a shit. You are fucking stupid if you think this garbage is a real movie. Don't blame me for your faults, fucking dip shit asshole.
LivinWorstNightmare 5 months ago
@LivinWorstNightmare
The tribe that the protagonist belogns to is to survive, and it's explained later on in the movie that they were ordered to stop killing other tribes and rather bring them to slavery.... ..... ..... DERP!
Ackronam 5 months ago
@LivinWorstNightmare Which is why Zardoz has worshippers. So they can control the small population. It's all explained fairly well in the movie. Too bad you didn't understand what was going on which is why you think it doesn't make any sense.
You never answered my message after you commented on my page...
morbidchid 5 months ago
_____So Zardoz says, "The gun is good!"
_____Then the little scumbag-dudes are all like, "Yay, guns! The gun is good! Yeah, Zardoz! Preach it!"
_____Zardoz-dude says, "The penis is evil!"
_____Then they're all like, "Uh... Say that again?"
Egglesplork 5 months ago
SAURON SPEAKS TO YOU! XD
seanpatrickcain2 5 months ago
I wish I knew where to find this clay head that gives iron as gifts.(guns)
dickersonlonnie 5 months ago
a giant head that spews AK-47's tells you as men to go and hunt down other men and shoot them with AK-47's and...
A GIANT CLAY HEAD THAT SPEWS AK47's...
....................WTF!!!!
It was cool when I was a pothead teenager, but it is testament and will of the fallen Republic of the Americas, now if only I could make a 8 story one city block wide clay head and get AK-47's to spew forth from its gaping (I did say GAPE) Maw...
Go forth and decimate the seed of Man so does ZARDOZ command...
JonesArmandoHoward 5 months ago
Eh, more self-consistent than the message of most modern religious figures (across faiths).
THE GUN IS GOOD!
cl0vvntiem 5 months ago
How many people think Zardos sounds like Plankton from Spongebob Squarepants??!
WhatTheFlyinFudge 6 months ago
wait! what's evil? did i heard that!
NecroHunter93 6 months ago
"The gun is good."
THE GUN IS GOOD!!!
"The penis is evil."
THE PENIS IS...whoa, you lost me there.
Diggy22 6 months ago 30
@thatamazinggeek zardoz is a film that must be interpreted through the senses you have to feel what its saying just like most art films the average person goes to a movie to be entertained not intellectualy stimulated or emotionaly challenged. this film is for people who think on a different level this is a real art film just like the man who fell to earth was a real art film movies like these are not made for the average person.
doctorw2 6 months ago
@thatamazinggeek no this was a sci fi art film this movie is not for the average movie goer.
doctorw2 6 months ago
"The penis is evil..."
WHAT?!
"The penis is evil.."
WHAT?! LOL
seanpatrickcain2 6 months ago
Wow...that' about the most bizarre thing I've seen in a long time.
FiendsInRedSatin1 6 months ago
Zardoz is the god of the NRA.
AviSarfaraz 7 months ago 6
@AviSarfaraz Zardoz is actually simply the communicator of the eco-facist ideology... "humanity is a virus or cancer on the earth(gaia-their true god)" he speaks of a horrifying ideology shared by many groups where earth is all that matters and humanity doesn't deserve to live free, but under total control in order to control everything from habitat location to breeding. Look up Agenda 21 if you'd like a reference and more info...
awakeandpissedoff 6 months ago
Right wing reference ftw
S1deshowRobP5 7 months ago 2
Zardoz face turned to stone when he saw Sean Connery without pants
tomcook03 7 months ago 3
take this part out and make another movie.
mudstompaz 7 months ago
this is a good sci fi film if you are not intellectualy inclined you will not understand this film and will dismiss it as rubbish but, this film has a disturbing message.
doctorw2 8 months ago
@doctorw2 Is the disturbing message 'Now you know what Sean Connery looks like in his pants'?
writerdave87 8 months ago
@writerdave87 no zardoz is a serious philosphical satire on religious and social paradoxes its message is that we are doomed to extinction if we dont think for ouselves and choose to follow the dictates of religious and social dictates blindly and without question. seam connerys character zed was symbolic of a person who follows his beliefs without question but, then begins to think for himself and rebel against his beliefs and the society which tries to use those beliefs against him.
doctorw2 8 months ago
Ya know why doesn't Zardos just give out knives instead they could just castrate every guy they see?
orichalcossaiyan 8 months ago
Oh wow. We actually have a VHS copy of this movie lying around somewhere. Still haven't watched all of it. That opening, though. Just...wow. ^_^
SkylarkStarflower 8 months ago
where can I get a mp3 version of this?
GeorgesVI 8 months ago
I have just left my cousin the WEIRDEST message on his phone using this. I am content.
Cardoniman 9 months ago 101
@Cardoniman The phone prank is good!
SsnakeBite 5 months ago
Sean Connery's best roll since Outland. I saw this four times and I would probably have probably understood it as much if it was played backwards.
gahrzahk 9 months ago
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I think that this movie makes extreme mind-fuck
Fifixio 9 months ago
0:21
ephemerealfox 9 months ago
zardoz im your father...
MIGUEL2005LIMA 9 months ago
It's the first ever NRA meeting.
MRW2276 9 months ago
"Gun is good penis is bad."
Sounds like a GOP Primary.
MRW2276 9 months ago 5
@MRW2276= The vagina is worse.
vigo894 9 months ago 4
"Zardoz, has spoken!!!"
GuardianOutlaw 10 months ago
Zardoz is Malthusian!
Gargantou 10 months ago 2
I can't stop listening to this! I keep on rewinding again and again, and again...
vycka1234 10 months ago
Go forth and shoot men in the penis!
HesitantEvil 10 months ago 39
@HesitantEvil I do that in Bulletstorm all the time.
Haruverse 5 months ago
3 Have embraced the penis are not the "Chosen Ones".
GTBurns48215 11 months ago
The Nostalgia critic should review this movie thumps up if you agree.
JackWProductions 11 months ago 5
@JackWProductions The Nostalgia Chick would have a better hold on this one. No offence to the Critic.
Popcultureguy3000 10 months ago
@Popcultureguy3000 Why not shitcasecinema reviewed this movie and Spoony mentioned this movie in hisreview of Highlander 2 so why not?
JackWProductions 10 months ago
@JackWProductions Check out Spoony's text review.
ironhandz1 10 months ago
@JackWProductions Fuck you.
morbidchid 5 months ago
ha ha ha i remember the first time i saw this movie. the day after i stood up in the middle of my class-room and screamed "ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU!!!" ha ha ha
DOCTOROCTAGONAPUSS 1 year ago
This movie was fascinating, and COMPLETELY UNDERMINED by Connery in a red diaper holding a revolver.
DRaelrich 1 year ago
The penis is what?!
MacNille 1 year ago
It's a shame that this movie is so widely ridiculed when it deals directly with the antagonism of power (and the subhuman propensity to war against war itself). It's an excellent refutation of the ideal of free love and equality when it depicts that a regime MORE RESTRICTIVE AND MORE BRUTAL (not in the subject of sentencing life and death but in the MANAGEMENT OF LIFE ITSELF) than those of any tyrant is required for those cruel dreams to be reality.
MarshalErwinRommel 1 year ago
brilliant movie
YerJob 1 year ago
@subscooby laf fear the slamming of a movie made 38 years ago. Early 70's coming off of the hippie revolution. The whole penis speech and then the critical analysis of hardons while Connery looks down and doesnt crack a smile. U have to look beyond your special effects befuddled bias and appreciate what this film was attempting for that time period. "The penis is evil." Come on! Props for that one movie line alone.
SlicerJen 1 year ago 3
Later on the giant Zardoz head was elected governor of Arizona for his "gun is good" and "Kill!" platforms
JackRackem 1 year ago 8
@JackRackem He failed in his bid for the Presidency though. Though his "penis is evil" stand won him many Bible Belt states, it didn't play well on the coasts.
Staszu13 11 months ago
:D
Dreddenoth 1 year ago
Three brutals watches this video.
BloodeatingDespot 1 year ago
I am LOLing so hard right now you have no idea.
EdieNippoli 1 year ago
Evil pingas? Crap, feminism has even gotten to floating rock heads.
TRexTurtle 1 year ago 7
anyone who says this is a pro-hippy film.. or some similar shit.. has probably not seen the film. this is the most anti-hippy film ever made.
Frandy878 1 year ago
The PPPEnis is evil.
PhatBrady1017 1 year ago
The funny thing is that this is probably the most normal moment in the movie.
Haruverse 1 year ago 8
Hey, just 'cause it's evil...
Etherdave 1 year ago
Go feminism! Yay death!
bobbygnosis 1 year ago
lol if the penis is evil what is the vagina?
kelrezo1 1 year ago
@kelrezo1 Meh.
Applemask 1 year ago
Well, he's still a better public speaker than Sarah Palin, at least.
LucciCP9 1 year ago 2
stupid exterminator: I shot off my penis with my gun does that make me good?
Jadguy24 1 year ago
Jesus is such a pony rider compared to Zardoz.
CountStrangulaX 1 year ago
Jesus is such a pony rider compared to Zardoz.
CountStrangulaX 1 year ago
This was Sean Connery's best movie. You know hes gotta be proud of this
gabrielSP2022 1 year ago 6
the penis is evil!
gabrielSP2022 1 year ago
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SnooPENISSHHHHH IS EVILLLLLL as usual i see?!?!
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ManateeExpress 1 year ago
Is this what americans hear in their heads when they enter a gun shop?
Vault101Reject 1 year ago
@Vault101Reject
nope. but we do kinda need to slow down with that whole procreation thing. overpopulation's a bitch...
notamexican91 1 year ago
@notamexican91 Eugenics and global genocide is not the answer to "overpopulation", even though Bill Gates, Allan Greenspan, Ted Turner, Al Gore. Adolf Hitler, Mao, the Rothchilds and Rockafellers think so. Because they know when the population is "downsized", they won't be the ones chosen.
morbidchid 5 months ago
@Vault101Reject No, the voice in their heads say buy, buy, buy! Guns in the gun vaults is like gold & diamonds in the bank! Everybody needs more guns! Single-shots! Bolt-actions! Lever-actions! Pump-actions! Revolvers! Semi-autos! Full-autos! & more ammo! Lots more ammo! .30-06, .30-30, .35 Remington, 7x57, .44 Magnum, .357 Magnum, 9mm, 10mm, 12 gauge, 20 gauge, & bricks of .22 Rim-fires! Remington, Marlin, Winchester, Ruger! Bullet molds, primers, powders, brass! Camo clothes & turkey calls!
xbones101 1 year ago 2
0:27 -- THE PENIS IS EVIL
anthonymezzapelle 1 year ago
the pen-is mightier!
em23 1 year ago 4
Wait, what? You have to destroy the penis with a penis shaped weapon. How ironic
toolz88 1 year ago
@breedlove 94 lol xx pussy isnt evil because its the xy penis gene that is mutant lol ROTFL
wytchwhisper 1 year ago
You are mistaken, Subscooby. That is Charlton Heston (sporting his famous 'moses' beard) addressing the National Rifle Association.
iktinous 1 year ago 5
THE GUN IS GOOD!!!!
LIQRicky51 1 year ago
SYMBOLISM
landosalemchainsaw 1 year ago
What about pussy?
breedlove94 1 year ago
Best religion EVER!
MrFigi 1 year ago 4
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TheAlisdair 1 year ago
At least Zardoz is more truthful than most politicians, if not blatant.
TheMattanAge 1 year ago 6
Gun is good... Penis is bad... Sounds like Zardoz works for the motion picture ratings board.
WhistlersBrother 1 year ago 87
So...over the top. Wasn't this MST3K'd?!
psyblade1st 1 year ago
Shut up Zardoz and your stupid feminist agenda, go puke your guns somewhere else!!
fashioncorpse 1 year ago
omg i can't believe this is an actual movie
cromwell300 1 year ago 2
Sounds like Moses.
tmwceltic 1 year ago
the penis is evil, true talk
Ratama 1 year ago 4
This is actually British Prime Minister Margaret Thatchers election victory speech from 1979.
You can see she still had her looks in those days.
subscooby 1 year ago 254
you. are, wrong.
faggot
Ratama 1 year ago
Both eloquent and original, Ratama my dear fellow.
subscooby 1 year ago
@Ratama Such wit! Such Repartee. Oscar Wilde had nothing on you dear lad.
grimmorrigan 1 year ago
@subscooby This also reminds me of the abstinence only sex ed lessons promoted by Republicans.
hamstergeisha76 1 year ago 4
@subscooby lol stupid bitch
CrackaStoleMyBoat 1 year ago
@subscooby I laughed, I want to say, a good seven minutes from this comment. Good stuff.
LOSTHOMEY1 1 year ago
@LOSTHOMEY1 it's good to know I'm making people happy across the internet. Who'd of thought a crappy weirdo movie with Sean Connery running round in orange under pants with a giant talking head would inspire such hilarity?
subscooby 1 year ago
@subscooby I think "crappy weirdo movie" is a pitiful reduction of what "Zardoz" does.
BloodeatingDespot 1 year ago
@BloodeatingDespot you say potato, I say potato. Have fun watching Zardoz alone.
subscooby 1 year ago
@subscooby That's incomplete. Individual sentiment can't account for everything, and not all opinions are created equal as you are suggesting. If I've done more research and I've carefully analyzed the film, how can what you say bear equal weight as what I say? It's about time people were held accountable for their opinions. So, the first step would be explaining why you found the film of "crappy" quality. I thought it was high quality, so do explain, won't you?
BloodeatingDespot 1 year ago
@BloodeatingDespot I've not been suggesting anything, you self righteous, patronizing bore. Jesus, "I've carefully analyzed the film" who appointed you as a cultural judge? But ok, I've got time to humour you. Zardoz is crappy because it is an overlong, self indulgent and barely coherent piece of hippy shit.
subscooby 1 year ago
@subscooby Who appointed me? ANYBODY can analyze a film; it just takes a little effort, and I'm tired of assholes who aren't willing to put in that effort, like you, who still think that their opinions should matter in the face of that apathy. There's nothing self-righteous about expecting more out of humanity than the pathetic, woeful "moooo" that makes up most YouTube comments. And who's the bore? You can't even present me with a complete argument! How exactly should that humor me??
BloodeatingDespot 1 year ago 2
@subscooby Genius comment. Awesome.
GordonMorrice 1 year ago
@subscooby hahahahhahahhahahahah
ImeldaDavies 1 year ago
@subscooby That was hilarious.
breezeman199 1 year ago
@subscooby Honestly that is the best comment I've seen in a long, long time. Well done.
ginkgonk122 1 year ago
quality
patmick9700 1 year ago
i heard this Zardoz guy is the head of greenpeace and various other other enviromental groups does anyone know if this is true?
homerjmandrill 2 years ago
I would not be surprised lol
PhatBrady1017 1 year ago
Sounds like a military recruitment ad.
spiralcosmosart 1 year ago
I'll stick with the Mighty Favog...
tootcb 2 years ago
It's as if Zardoz says to worship him, and then he says to worship the gun.
CosmoShidan 2 years ago
i wanna make a parody of this so bad
dimlightbulb10 2 years ago
It already is a parody. Trying to parody it would only make it more serious.
mzmadmike 2 years ago 3
i wasnt aware. it seems like a serious movie that just happens to be so bad its kinda good
dimlightbulb10 2 years ago
Thank you, Zardoz. I am circumcising myself for the eighth time this year as per requested.
ataraxiapathy 2 years ago 8
Zardoz's the NRA, and he votes.
Goombaman1983 2 years ago 5
This movie is like a communist movie LOL.
Actually is ok, but you would have to really pay attention to get a clear idea of what the movie is all about.
argent2020 2 years ago
Why do people care so much about Cthulu when then there are far cooler fictional Gods like Zardoz, I mean does Cthulu ever puke up guns and fly around with a bunch of people in red leotards? I think not.
fattoler 2 years ago 13
Dear Zardoz,
This is to inform you that you have been striped of your title of deity on the grounds of gross incompetence and reckless endangerment of your people.
Your last check is in the mail. Please do not use us as a reference.
Signed,
The people of Earth
diegotheincubus 2 years ago 11
aw come on, he's just trying to be Green and reduce humanity's carbon foorprint
xagcx 2 years ago 5
lol
The scary thing is that when mankind DOES finally over populate the planet, we probably will start thinking this way.
diegotheincubus 2 years ago
Dear Lord, he sounds like Glenn Beck!!
sociologistsrule 2 years ago 5
This may be redundant but: OMFG!!!! THIS MOVIE IS FUCKED UP HA HA HA HA HA HA! I've seen this movie, and it's interesting for about 20 minutes or so then it just gets tedious. I suppose that it makes sense if you're on some serious drugs.
DrGeneSquatt 2 years ago
The FUCK?
DaystarDragon 2 years ago
fuck you the penis want some vagina
manofria84 2 years ago
Zardoz - "The Gun is good!"
exterminators - "THE GUN IS GOOD!"
me - "Yeah guns!"
Zardoz - "The Penis is Evil!"
me - "Yea! the penis...uh can i get a different god? this god is broken..."
johnsungh 2 years ago 143
@johnsungh Yeah we can all steal jokes from Rotten Tomatoes. Loser.
Ellendiel 1 year ago