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  • Who else got distracted at 0:35

  • I dont have a problem with coming from a monkey.

  • People masturbate to people throwing shit at each other?

  • "...they see the chimps at the zoo behaving in ways we wouldn't: masturbating and throwing their own shit at one another."

    Actually, I can't think of a better way to describe humanity, especially if you allow the "shit" part to become a metaphor for politics, wars, religion, racism, personal baggage, useless wares for sale, and moronic opinions.

  • :D That segway monkey is hillarious!

  • What did god call the first Neanderthal? Arnold perhaps? What about Arnold's wife? What was her name? Why did god kill them off? Were they not also gods children? They buried their dead just as the judeo-christian god must have told them to. The bible does not mention this because they were not known by the superstitious, genocidal, illiterate tribal thugs who orally passed on the word of god that later became the holy book of crap.

  • @MrKerpelWatson actually there are many videos of monkeys beating university students in memoery tests and number work, and there are videos of animals having friendships and loves and ive definetly seen animals dancing.

    of course animals cant read its a language we have made its like asking you to read mandarin or another language without leraning it, and anyway its scientificlly proven that we have brains speccially suited to comunication and language which we gained through evolotion.

  • since when do you see a monkey appreciating music? using logic? reading? falling in love?...

    so some hand painting makes monkeys like us?

    LOL i think not.

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  • isn't empathy the thing that separates us ?

  • subbed! all my thoughts exactly! language is definitely what brought us out of the trees.

  • Hmm, actually, apes do recognise themselves in reflections.  Most mamals do.

  • Simple fact, we're not descended FROM apes, we ARE apes. Bald bipedal apes with a huge brain, but apes nonetheless.

  • I dont know about other people but he probably came from a rat, with rabies.

  • Actually animals are developing languages. While these languages many only consist of 10 or so words, they are languages.

    There is a video on the Richard Dawkins Channel that demonstrates this.

  • they are right we didnt come from a monkey, we are still monkeys!

  • "Creationist Fucktard" - classic.

  • I disagree with you on the notion that animals can't build impressive things without language. Think of termite hills, or ant hills or bunkers.

  • The difference between homo sapiens and our nearest evolutionary cousins is that we can choke. Humans have a descended larynx giving us the ability to make sounds other primates can't but also making us vulnerable to choking.

    The descended larynx makes the intercommunication of language rich and evolutionarily advantageous.

  • What separates us from the animals? Language. )Allow me to clarify.... 'Complex Language' would be better.

  • BTW, if I did something, it's only because you let me :P

  • They are using the government to kill us. It's free and wrong.

  • you better make it expensive. Think twice.

  • castes are evolution. Their parents just did it first, so you have to respect them. Some will escape, but it hurts us as a whole to have to work for nothing.

  • what you're saying is somebody hates this person. I'd say that they sh9ould have to pay to kill. That way it's a merit rite and levels that are competing don't have to worry about it.

  • death by opinion and attacks on belief systems. It's epic and typical. As if that matters. They're saying, I'm young in awareness. So are the atheists who "disagree." It's an annoying instinct. Find what's wrong..

  • oh, you're so baaaaaaaaaadass. Everything is falling apart, but you can fuck me--and blame me. You are a monkey. I'm dumber than one. Now you're going to throw a fit because I'm not stupid enough to defend myself. I definitely quit on you :P

  • Darn it, I didn't come from a monkey!!! you'll burn in hell and all that...

    Actually monkeys do have a language, it's not as complex as ours, but they have different words for different predators. Not only that, but different types of monkeys often travel together and understand each others languages. As for poop, my little cousin used to eat his if his diapers weren't changed fast enough

  • I don't believe in evolution (missing links) and neither do I believe the world is only 6000 yrs old...so both theories have their faults. I am finding that there is more and more evidence pointing to the possiblility of us being seeded here from ETs. Even the bible speaks of giants where ppl were like grasshoppers. The egyptian pyramids still cannot be explained as w/ the ability to engrave the solar sys on ancient temples thousands of yrs BEFORE these planets were discovered.

  • @bdyan53 Sarcasm doesn't translate well into text.

  • Thank you, love your videos....:)

    

  • subbed and liked :D

  • Of course he is not related to monkeys, monkeys are nice people.

  • A more highly developed Neo Cortex is what separates us from other animals.

  • Chimp's, apes, and dolphins can also use language. Just not the same language we use.

  • what if they called weed dick......just think about it lol

  • The picture icon for this video was so offensive I couldn’t not click on it

  • @OneManWolfPak

    the picture of a christtard painted up as the joker? ... yea chirstfags are pretty scary with their invisible space man who bronzed age sheep hearding cattle scarificing men who lived in tents wrote about... thats some pretty scarly stupid shit right there

  • Who else thumbed up this video just from seeing a monkey use a segway?

  • actually there is a type of primate that have different sounds they make when they see different preditors and the other monkeys react different ways to every sound

  • Humans also masturbate and play with shit. We just call it porn.

  • Humans also masturbate and throw shit. We just film it and call it "porn".

  • well put. subscribed.

  • there are obviously things that seperate a lot of animals from others. complex language may be one of things seperating human animals from other animals, but it's never an all or nothing thing. it's all relative.

    like the video! some good thoughts.

  • listen we did not directly descend from monkeys, both humans and primates descended from a common ancestor which wasnt exactly human or primate but, something inbetween the two species. the the only thing that seperates homonids from the animal kingdom is thought higher cognitve functions of the brain.

  • Humans are the only species that fucks their dead. (Paraphrasing George Cariln)

  • You've got a new sub...

  • Obviously thee people are "special" in the eyes of god, and most of us rational humans.

  • that japanese monkey is my fav I cant think of his name but him and his bulldog fucking rockj

  • Very nice video. Off to post a link to it at my favourite discussion board, the Secular Cafe.

    David B

  • excellent video.

  • Culture is our biggest differances. Just see those animals using our technology, behaving pretty much like us.

  • lol I love the commentary on this video. When you add intelligent, well communicated ideas with humor its a very poworful tool. Props to the commentator.

  • I agree with AronRa in the whole "I didn't come from a monkey" thing.

    Nobody said you *came* from a monkey. The reality is that you *are* one. Sure, you're one of the Cadillac of monkeys, but even the Cadillac is just four wheels and an engine when you get right down to it. Even the best still is what it is.

  • some people just cant live with the fact that the earth is at least 5 billion years old.

  • Making videos and arguing with douchebags are publicly acceptable and elaborate verbal equivalents for throwing shit and mastubating.  And now you know.

  • Haha, whatever.

    Humans are as much animals as dogs.

    We're just an ancient species, luck led to a chance of evolving and we did.

    And all the religious people defending themselves, they only want to feel like as if they're above all the other species, they're just missleaded power-greedy monkeys. They are all slaves to insanity... just accept it, we're all animals.

    And you can't prove me wrong, can you now?

    Enough said.

  • @TheAverageMetalhead saying "just accept it" dosent make it true, most peoples understanding of complex belief at least in the catholic church is very minimal. just because there are stupid mis-guided people spurting there beliefs at people does not mean you should gauge all Christians on 4-5 videos of idiots read into it.

    Enough said

  • @artx4321 I'm just saying, we're not a higher species.

    We're just smarter.

  • @TheAverageMetalhead fair enough :)

  • @artx4321 Nice and quick argument:D

  • @TheAverageMetalhead always the best way. its annoying when people automatically start getting angry, i respect your view and vice versa nice to have a positive argument on this website :)

  • @artx4321 I agree, this shows how civilised our species are.

  • i agree with all until near the end because animals communicate together through there grunting

  • common ancestry doesn't mean equal. there are no current equals to humans on the planet, and it matters not how we got here.

  • I would say ther we are distingushed by a nexus higher objective thought and complex language. Some animals do have a rudimentary language, the pant-hoots of chimps, for example.

  • the thing that seperates us from the animals is the fact that we have souls

  • @hpbetterthantwilight My soul was surgically removed when they took out my appendix. Can I sue the doctor for this?

  • @Ebzhent i don't think so... they left mine in... when i got my appendix out.

  • What separates humans from other animals is that humans aren't afraid of the vacuum cleaner. ;)

  • Bahahahah! Silly monkeys musturbating! Oh wait...

  • I think it is funny that the monkey had no concept of STOP!

  • I came from those monkeys in the zoo scene... so hot

  • Where have I heard your voice before?

  • Elefant painting thing --- just a hoax. The elephant keeper is steering the animal

  • I really like this video, dude. Nice one.

  • Cosmological evolution: how two elements (hydrogen and a little helium) became everything else on the elementary chart, how stars and eventually planets for, and how chemicals like proteins and lipids necessary for life to start form over a very long time.

    Biological evolution: how, once the ingredients and resources are in the right proportions, locations, and configurations, incredibly simple living things can become very complex very gradually over a very long time.

    Different but similar.

  • youre right, they are our cousins

  • man has barely climbed down from the trees

  • Great voice.

    Great rhetoric.

    Great presentation.

    My favorite quote is at 1:19 : "They might just be naturally gravitating towards the portion of the theory that makes them most uncomfortable." - wow! ...I applaud you Sir.

    Especially enjoyed the calm and compassionte yet sometimes condescending tone in your voice.

  • one of the things that makes me go apeshit(get it) is when some religious dumbass makes that statement not only because it is wrong but because this obstacle, that religions are, will not go away for quite some time which means humanity will not progress and evolve for quite some time. this scares me a little bit, which is why I am going to start the Logical Inquisition which consist of aversion therapy with brillo pads and car batteries.But jokes aside we have to do something about this.

  • we are monkeys asshole

  • @atheistkyo technically we're apes, not monkeys

  • @luclfersangel616

    Actually, we are both.

  • @facelessone86 A monkey has a working tail . . . an ape doesn't

  • We should replace the term "creationist" with the more accurate term "fucktardist"

  • Venomfangx didn't evolve from a monkey. Worms evolved before monkeys.

  • Masturbating and throwing shit? That's just a good saturday night.

  • SAD! For certain.

  • Let me know something??Ok.. If I believe in Evolution(excluding monkeys and the missing link of course) does it make me not a Christian? Just a question..

  • @turquoiseraven72 You can believe, and think in evolution. (believe is more of an baseless argument following) If you're agnostic, then its fine. Otherwise, your religion (or the bible) WILL inevitably contradict the truth.

    The world is way better with agnostics now, than religion-following people.

  • so you would have sex with a monkey.

  • Joe Rogan said it best:

    "People don't consider our cities and such as nature. A city that we build is no different than a beehive we are just much smarter than bees."

  • "A deranged man masturbating and throwing his shit at the zoo..." Oh! Don't worry, that's just Bill O'Reilly.

  • @skepticoz LOL - True. Or Keith Oberman

  • creationists are a couple of evolutionary steps behind monkeys

  • GREAT VIDEO!

  • 0:40 lol fucking adorable

  • Ants build skyscrapers (from their point of view) without reading books about it.

  • @darebinroad

    no, they're just huge piles of mud.

  • @bltnxkrw rofl I think I love you

  • In regards to strawman arguments, most creationists probably do believe them sincerely. They are simply repeating the misinformation handed down to them from their pastor or youth minister, individuals that they consider to be more credible then "atheistic evolutionists."

  • The temptation to list traits that are 100% unique to us, rather then being found in a cruder form in other species, is an alluring one. I usually try to avoid it but even I've giving to tha quest. To my knowledge, we are the only beast that reflects on prejudice/arrogance within ourselves and try to work against instincts toward xenophobia, obedience to authority, etc. Ironic, those who try to seperate man from beast deny one of the things that truly do that by not realizing their own arrogance

  • Actually, several animals show the beginnings of language. Vervet monkeys have specific calls for warning of specific types of predators (leopard, hawk, snake). Chimps have different calls for announcing certain foods. Dogs will use body language and vocal signals to send messages to other dogs, and elephants communicate using infrasonic rumbles, and have a specific rumble for "lion" which has been played by humans to make elephants leave the area.

  • I think it's the level of abstraction in human language that makes it so powerful, and unique.

  • I agree with techno, though. Animals do have language. Any species that can make noise through their mouth has to have some kind of language, what else would it be used for, random grunts and noises? I think what really separates us from animals is the capability to think into the future, about possibilities, and daring solutions.

  • There are also many animals that communicate without using their mouths or without using sound.

  • basic communication, all animals do it including humans. it is sometimes the only way an autistic person can communicate.

  • In human development, if I remember correctly, there are 3 levels of pre-language communication (not sure what the exact term is) before we develop proper language skills:

    1. Crying

    2. Cooing

    3. Babbling

    (I am not trying to make any specific point, I just think it is interesting information within this discussion.)

  • lol, yah. but it's really useless to discuss this with scientific confidence since we know so much about brain development and there's 1000 times more we don't. but nonetheless it is an interesting point :)

  • Umm... Evolution has nothing to do with the origin of matter. Evolution deals with why there are so many species, and how new species come about.

  • @RuskePerson or the origin of life for that matter.

  • Hmm... a bit stupid aren't you?... back to school maybe?

  • "i didnt come from a monkey"

    yes you did.

    sorry to break it to you.

  • It is a fact. In fact, it's lots of facts, all supported by evidence. Saying creationism and science are on the same epistemological footing is to misunderstand what is a valid reason to believe a proposition, and what is an invalid reason.

    It is not faith. Similarly, it is not faith that lets us assume that if we let go of an object, it will fall to the ground. We have formed our belief in gravity and evolution on testable evidence. Faith is an excuse to believe the irrational without evidence

  • Then where is our common ancestor to Apes? There is no absolute proof that we can from any other animal. Find one iota of tangible evidence. Am i saying that it didn't happen? No.

  • Are you one of these people who thinks evolution can happen for other animals but not humans? Why are we special?

    Au. anamensis, Au. afarensis, Au. africanus, Au. bahrelghazali, and Au. garhi, Kenyanthropus platyops, P. aethiopicus, P. boisei, and P. robustus, Homo habilis, Homo rudolfensis, Homo ergaster, Homo georgicus, Homo antecessor, Homo cepranensis, Homo erectus, Homo heidelbergensis, Homo rhodesiensis, Homo neanderthalensis, Homo sapiens idaltu, Archaic Homo sapiens, Homo floresiensis

  • @Negativepositiv WTF?! Don't be posting up the names of my family members on here!

    (Oh, and you forgot Au[nty] Sediba, BTW.)

  • @Negativepositiv it's probably because JESUS TOOK THE WHEEL

    TOOK IT FROM MA HAAANDS

    not seriously, people are retarded

  • @SZF123456

    Jesus loves you, I wanted you to know this.

  • @DoNotBeHighandMighty that'd be nice, if he was alive. his existence itself is even questionable. sure, maybe this particular "jesus" existed but this isn't the first story of a man with supernatural powers, disciples, and so forth, set waaaaay before this jesus character in question.

    but hey, to each his own.

  • @Negativepositiv

    hmmm theres an aweful lot of homo's there... maybe thats why religitards are afraid of evolution... cause theres enough homo to fill a manhole....

  • @kenmabie I take offense at your remark. I was born homo. I am an atheist. I think maybe your thinking should evolve just a bit. There's no reason to play with childish hateful remarks to prove any point. And I am sorry that you feel this phobic about something you don't understand. The deal with the church has nothing to do with homosexuality and everything to do with suppression of a natural drive and deprivation taking hold.

  • @Shad3251

    or maybe you should get a sense of humor and learn to see a joke when one is right in front of you ... you best be trolling

  • @kenmabie I don't think using homo is funny no matter how you phrase it.. I realize it's a joke. It's a joke that uses a whole class of people as the punchline, or at least a word that describes them.

  • @Shad3251 are you stupid? thats the scientific names he used i was making fun of religitards no gay, but the way youre acting, is making me want to make fun of some cocksucking turd burguraling queers

  • @kenmabie The way you wrote that it looks like YOUR insult. Calling me stupid when you are the one using language like that here with expectation that everyone should see a joke without even explaining basic damn things about that remark, makes you look like an ass which you are.

  • @kenmabie Go ahead make fun of queers. It seems like that was your original intention. Nobody cares what you say about others' sexuality anyway in the scheme of things. What I think does not matter either.

  • @Shad3251

    lol yea that was my original intent... or maybe your just a paranoid butthurt homo that cant take a joke that was based apon scientific names... so here you go , congrats, i will now go around my city to the gay bars and start beating the shit out of any queers i find untill they all leave the city , and when i am stomping on their faggot cocksucking mouths with my boot, i will say this is all because of shad3251 from youtube... fucking faggots....

  • @kenmabie You're an idiot. I'd kick your ass. I don't think you have much grey matter.

  • @Shad3251 oh wow , amazing , you try to win all your arguments by using violence... sounds like you dont have the "grAy matter" to intelligently win an argument... all your arguments are now invalid, since you seem to think violence is an acceptable for of debate

  • @kenmabie I said that in response to your reply in which you stated you were going to take out your anger on other "queers" by beating the shit out of them". I do not condone violence and what I meant to convey was that not all of us are wimps. That would be a stereotype. My original argument, though angry as it was, was meant to say that if you say something that a comedian said at some point and you don't source it, people don't know you are making a joke. I took you at your word.

  • @kenmabie I probably jumped to conclusions when I originally posted as I didn't know the context in which you were making that statement so I have nothing against you & if you were offended I apologize because making someone upset was not what I intended.

  • @Shad3251

    yes you did i was making fun of the homo (in the scientific terms) and how religious people hate homos, i have no problem with gyas lesbians bisexual transgender or straight people , i do have a problem with close minded fucktards that like to try to berate and belittle other people, ( mostly religious people do this so i try to fuck with them when ever possible)

  • How far back in in our ancestry did you want to go?

    "Find one iota...."

    How about a football stadium full of our ancestors.

  • What, by the way, is your "evidence of creationism?"

    Unacceptable answers:

    "Science can't explain X, therefore God did it."

    "Boy, living things sure are complex, and I can't personally see how anything could be organized without a mind, so it was God."

  • I never said that creationism actually happened. You are now trying to put words in my mouth that I never said. You are very poor at making arguments.

  • Ah, no razieltov. It is not a belief in the same way u classify religious belief.

    "You have just as much evidence of evolution as creationist have of creationism".

    Incredibly, flat out wrong. The only "proof" creationsists have is a 2000 yr old BOOK i.e. does not even satisfy the criteria of evidence. Evolution has millions of factual evidence, ranging from DNA similarities to fossil evidence, and from so many different fields of science, you'd have to be WILLFULLY ignorant to ignore it.

  • No, Evolution is a fact that has evidence to back it up. Creationism is a belief that he has no evidence to go with it besides personal beliefs and experiences. If you say people believe in evolution, it is like saying people believe in gravity or germ theory. Its not in the same league as religion.

  • I don't think you understand. There is two types of evolution. Current evolution which simply means change over time. Like Cockroaches. They change over time. Or why we have different species of felines. Then there is a common ancestor theory of evolution. There is still no actual evidence of that. There may be some circumstantial evidence but even that won't fly in court.

  • You after thinking about it, you people are extremely closed minded. You have done absolutely zero actual research on this topic. I actually have a degree in biology so I know a little about this topic.

    What i am trying to say is that you can't be 100% certain that evolution is true or creationism. You people act like your God. That only you know the answer. Like I said before I believe in a combination of the two. But you people are sick and depraved with your closed minds.

  • I think is all the way around. Ok fine you believe in both, creation and evolution. See being a creationist means being closed minded, because they flat out deny the Theory of Evolution and they only use scientific facts that agree with their beliefs, but the ones that go against them are "lies". So there, that's being closed minded. I can be 100% sure that evolution is true, but I can't be 100% sure that there's a God (most likely not).

  • You can be sure there is evolution. What actual research have you done? You are just going by what you read on the internet and were taught in school. You are being closed minded. Its only your way and no other way. How is that not being closed minded?

  • haha do you hear your self...you know how ridiculous it is to be going by what the bible says?...And also, so basically, all the work that scientists (A LOT BTW)have put on working on the evolution making it a fact, it is all unreal then? You know I base my facts off evidence and not faith which it's exactly what religion and the bible is(faith)...and I said I was not 100% sure there's a good...I am more 99.9% for Evolution and 0.1% for Creation, see I am not close minded =]

  • a lot in life is choosing what authorities are trustworthy. Generally scientific data is reliable because of the regulations that surround it. Peer-review makes forging data or conclusions difficult.

  • your statements made sense up to the point where you stated that there was just as much evidence for creationism as for evolution. Of course everything is a matter of faith, TO SOME DEGREE. However, the doubt we have regarding evolution is not nearly as high as creationism. Frankly, to call it faith is dwelling on a tiny bit of uncertainty which is almost negligible. The lack of evidence for creationism is NOT negligible.

  • Thank you for the sanity break. Nicely done.

  • That chimp is riding a Segway... that is what I took away from this video... haha.

    Furthermore, we DID come from monkeys. They were only "proto-simian" by modern standards, they were "monkeys" back then.

    This video is an epic win... favorited

  • Check out the theory that we are possibly descended from 'aquatic apes'. Lots of evidence concerning our breathing ability, (apes can't control their breath and don't have a dive reflex) fat deposits (apes can't get really fat/obese), nakedness (they're are no naked apes) etc.

    Some very serious arguments there, they need more money to fund such a theory but I'm open to it.

  • That was a really fantastic video.

    Yeah, I think that's the reason people feel so uncomfortable about the "monkeys" thing. Apes are just enough like us to creep a lot of us out. Although I have to admit I personally find them endearing.

  • Masturbating and throwing shit are not activities chimps usually indulge in when they're in the wild. Zoos are unnatural conditions which lead to stress-induced behaviours.

    Read Desmond Morris's "The Human Zoo."

  • I like the vid, some speculation indeed, but there's a point to it even if it isn't being approached in the right way.

  • We ARE animals. And why so many people are so ignorant that they think we came straight from apes?!?!?!

  • Don't dolphins also have languages?

  • you know actually apes have a kind of language

  • There are so many people who have views on the subject of where we came from and we're all so busy insulting each other that we are taking more time to do so rather then trying to figure it out. If someone is questioned about their beliefs then explain them ...don't scream them. Believe what you want but respect others too. As said a million times before and what hopes to be a million times more; Can't we all just get along?

  • LOL, did you see the monkey in a segway? That was funny. If all humans are our brothers and sisters, animals are our cousins. So be good to animals, OK?

  • lolz its christians who think we came from dirt...

    I think coming from apes is a bit better ^^

  • its interesting when you look at human psychology and apply it to animals, when you take observed reactions of animal and apply what you learn to humans

  • Yep. Humans think their intelligence places them on a level so far removed from animals that they don't even like to acknowledge the fact that they, too, are animals. They just happen to have a bigger mental capacity than their fellow animals. Birds just happen to have the ability to fly.

  • I've never understood their "I'm not a monkey!". I share ancestral link with lions, tigers, horses and many other beautiful animals who also have a vertebrae. The raw material that made me came from star dust, and that not something to be ashamed of. So creationist, instead of yelling im not a monkey, say "See that lion, horse, panther" we share a very distant ancestor link and our basic elements that make us up were born in the stars. Isn't better then just "i came from a monkey"

  • "The raw material that made me came from star dust"

    This is not a fact, just a theory.

  • If the planets were formed from debris from the sun (a star), and life sprung from one of those planets, then it's not crazy to say that we are made up of star dust, which in the end could be just another way to say 'energy'.

  • I agree whit you to 100%. IF(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) that is true and we would have scientific proves that it was it would not be crazy to say that we are made out of stardust.

    However,its still just a theory.

  • So is gravity. What exactly is your point? You do understand the difference between a fact and a theory and that one will never "become" the other no matter how much proof one has?

  • Just because some scientists(far from all) claims that life came from stardust dosent make it true. Do you understand that?

  • Yes, but no rational person thinks things are true because "some scientist" says so. They think things are probably true because the scientific community comes to a general consensus based upon the available evidence.

    And if the testable predictions are proven to be true then the claim takes on the status of being an accepted scientific theory. Saying "its just a theory" suggests you think because it is a theory it is not true.

    Gravity is a "just a theory" too.

  • Rational persons also know what they are talking about before they argue.

    There are SEVERAL scientific theories how life came to be and I dont think any claims to be 100% sure, saying that one out of several theories is true is a lie, u just got to agree on that.